2.28 -- 18th Street Gym, NYC -- 567 fans
Nickelangelo starts off the show defending the AVN belt against Tony Rebelo in pure 3GK fashion -- run-ins, Greek trickery and pizza. After the win, the Pee Wee's Playhouse song plays and Nick spits his pizza up all over Tony as there is a commotion in the crowd, and a fat man in a pizza guy suit belly to belly suplexes a cotton candy guy, yells BANG and disappears. The second match saw the continuation of Zokugai (now officially known as Oni De Zokugai) and the Spunk Pro Junior division, led by Dink, Wilkes and Araya. Dink falls to the inverted powerbomb by RUINER and all hell breaks lose after the match.
Locust Star's singles debut was up against Jesus X's protege, Imago X. Imago put up a good fight, but Locust Star's focus and intensity destroyed him. A spinning Emerald Frosion was sick enough to do the job, it should note the song 'Locust Star' played throughout the match. Jesus X, the champ goes down for the second time since becoming champion, and once again to Alabama Dan Sommers! The Stereotypes had isolated 001 and a Shopping Cart Shuffle on the outside left him out of commision, leaving Jesus X against the WTST all alone. After the match Jesus X was furious and claimed that 001 had failed him for the last time. He was beating the shit out of 001, who simply took his beating and followed Jesus X to the back afterwards.
1. AVN Championship: Nickelangelo (C) (1:43 - Lead Pizza Pie Attack) Tony Rebelo
2. Oni De Zokugai (MAX/DEMOS/RUINER(O) (14:12 - D-79) (Dink(X)/Travis Wilkes/Wataru Araya)
3. Locust Star (5:33 - Swarm Driver) Imago X
4. Walking Talking Stereotypes (Alabama Dan(O)/Hobo Joe) (18:54 - Alabama Kneelift -> Alabama Clutch) Ministry X (Jesus X(X)/001)
3.05 - Warwick Musical Theater, Warwick, RI -- 789 fans
Another Nickelangelo classic this time against FPC troll and all around retard EDC. The Nickelangelo Open Challenge really attracts them all, huh? Nick was waiting for his celebratory pizza when a fat fan in a hat and fake beard jumped the guard rail (well, stumbled a bit, then did it) and belly to belly slammed the pizza guy, as Nickelangelo and the 3GK scrambled to the back... In fear... of a fat dude in a hat and beard, as they didn't know.... Who he was... Yeah.
Wataru Araya stepped up and challenged RUINER of OdZ, with the stipulation that if he can defeat RUINER he can get a shot at MAX. Well, he pulls off the win in what could be considered a mild upset, and all hell breaks lose in a wild brawl inside of the ring. Tomohiro Ito and Jun Mochizuki, Kanraku-Gun came out next sporting new duds with Ito taking a mic and claiming that he was sick of being considered a nobody in Spunk Pro, he was sick of not being booked due to his roots in death matches. He and Jun wanted the recognition they deserve as charter members of Spunk Pro, and they weren't leaving the ring until somebody answers their call. Well, they got what they were asking for! Brad Wolf and Lee Stone answered the call and both teams went tooth and nail, tearing down the house. Ito seems to have really concentrated his training and looks vastly better in the ring now, nailing Wolf with a Shining Wizard, setting him up for the Kanrakuyoha from Mochi for the huge win.
The Bozac Army pulls off another huge win in Spunk Pro territory, this time Jimmy Snotz pinning the International Champion, Bobo Gomez with the atomic senton splash. The Physical Specimenz demanded that they get a shot at the titles, as Snotz demanded that Gomez throws down and hands him the title. We get another Bozac/T-Team pull apart brawl before everything is settled, and it looks like we have a fued here!
The surprise of the night comes in Jesus X losing a singles match to 001. Imago X and D came out in Jesus X's corner, as 001 came out on his own, and looked a bit sluggish and apprehensive to hit the champion, and by all means his creator, Jesus X. Since Jesus X has arrived in Spunk Pro 001 has been there for him, and has been his personal assistant. 001's identity is unknown, even to himself at this point, with most believing Jesus X holding the key to his life. But all of that has changed now, as Jesus X is looking to humiliate and excommunicate 001, his premier follower. 001 brings a fight unlike we've seen from him in ages, putting his all into it. Imago X tries to run in to save him, but D holds him back, infuriating Imago and Jesus X, but keeping the match even. 001 finally puts Jesus X away with the Chokeslam -> Sitout Powerbomb, getting a decisive win over the Champion! The dissention in the Ministry is clear now, as Jesus X looks furious with D, his brother for siding with 001. D picks up the microphone and explains that he owes it to 001 after all he has done for him, with Jesus claiming he owes the brute nothing, and that the brute owes him his life, and will pay dearly for it. If D himself doesn't turn himself around, he will pay as well.
1. AVN Championship: Nickelangelo (C) (2:56 - Plasterlock) EddieDeanClassic
2. Wataru Araya (13:05 - Firebuster) RUINER
3. RE.Volution (Tomohiro Ito/Jun Mochizuki(O)) (28:13 - Kanrakuyoha Elbow) Brad Wolf(X)/Lee Stone
4. Bozac Army (Superjew/Shakin Tom/Jimmy Snotz(O)) (25:41 - Atomic Senton) T-Team (Mr. T/Lester "T" Bourbon/Bobo "T" Gomez(X))
5. 001 (18:43 - Infinity Bomb) Jesus X
3.12 -- Mickey Stevens Sports Complex, Warwick, RI -- 586 fans
Nickelangelo's open challenge is this time met by PATCHES THE HOBO! Patches spits a lot of alcohol and punches a few punches, but he cannot handle the FURY of the Plasterlock (with added sandal to the face) and passes out. Nick calls for his much-vaunted pizza when the pizza man, who happens to be obese and wearing a hat and beard smashes him over the head with the pizza, belly to belly slams him and pins him for the 3!!! NEW CHAMPION! NEW HERO!! HE TAKES OFF THE BEARD AND HAT -- ITS PETE BATFARTI! GOOD LORD WHO WOULD OF GUESSED THE ABSOLUTE MOST OBVIOUS ANSWER TO THIS RIDDLE!?!!? The Pee-Wee's Playhouse theme plays as Nickelangelo is out cold, and Pete escapes through the crowd as the 3GK invades the ring, helping their leader, covered in pizza sauce up.
Ito came out and laid out another open challenge tonight, saying he wanted to prove that he was one of the young aces of the company, and will not disappoint. At the sound of 'young ace' YUSUKE comes out and claims while he hasn't been in Spunk Pro for long, he has taken the role of the next generation ace, and will die defending it. What we got then was a treat in both men beating the shit out of each other, with Ito besting YUSUKE with a Shining Wizard! Bozac vs T-Team continued with Lester putting on a 'Big match' against Shakin' Tom. Lester fought hard and pulls off the win with the Axe Bomber, knocking Shakin' Tom loopy.
The Ministry implodes in the semi-main! Jesus X and his new follower Imago X meet Prophet D and 001 just days after 001 pinned Jesus X, clean, in a singles match. This match was seen as punishment for D and the final nail in the coffin for 001. Locust Star's music plays as the lights go dead, when the lights come back up the masked man is standing outside of the ring, pointing at D. D stares him down as Locust Star simply turns his back to him and heads to the back, D persuing, leaving 001 on his own to fend off the Champ and his glory boy. It didn't take much, but 001 was put away by the crossface from Imago after fighting both men off valiantly. 001 takes a brutal beating from both men, as he takes a Final Cut from Jesus X, a diving headbutt from Imago and is finally locked into the crossface when he passes out. Post-match the beating continues until the refs and officials come out to pull the Champ and Imago off of him, with D finally returning only to get into another argument with Jesus X and Imago X. D stays with 001 as Jesus and Imago head to the back, leaving the Ministry in disarray.
The Main Event saw a dream come true for Wataru Araya. The young pupil who has spent the past few years learning the ropes in Spunk Pro has finally captured his first singles title, and it is off the dastardly bastard, MAX. Both men put their all into it, but Wataru had the heart and fire tonight, reversing a German Suplex into a heel hook for the tapout! Shogo Otsuka came out to congratulate Araya, as did Dink and Travis Wilkes and the rest of the junior roster!
1a. AVN Championship: Nickelangelo (C) (2:13 - Plasterlock) Patches the Hobo
1b. AVN Championship: Pete Batfarti (:09 - Belly to Belly) Nickelangelo (C)
2. Tomohiro Ito (23:41 - Shining Wizard) YUSUKE
3. Lester "T" Bourbon (14:04 - Axe Bomber) Shakin Tom
4. Ministry X (Jesus X/Imago X(O)) (23:45 - Crossface) 001(X)/D
5. Spunk Pro Junior Championship: Wataru Araya (19:34 - Firehook) MAX (C)
3.20 -- RI Indoor Sports Arena, Warwick, RI -- 1,200 fans
Batfarti makes his first defense against the 3GK and does it in style with the belly to belly -> PTFO Press. The Spunk Pro Jr vs OdZ fued continues to heat up as the new Champion teams with wanderer Travis Wilkes against the strong tag team of OdZ DEMOS and RUINER and taking them over 30 in what could be considered a classic. RUINER went for the sliding kenka kick on Wilkes who ducked under it and slapped on a cross-armbar for the surprise tapout, which infuriated RUINER and DEMOS. DEMOS lays out Wilkes and was ready to attack Araya when Dink comes out and nails the Dr@g0nt0n k33k on him!!
RE.Volution strikes again, this time facing off with Spunk-Gun, as we have a young generation war unfolding before our very eyes! We have Spunk's star pupils against his forgotten pupils, with the forgotten ones showing their stuff and showing that maybe people should be paying attention to them, as they take the WILD members to the time limit, forcing Spunk-Gun to shake their hands and respect what they've accomplished. Jesus X has forced D to make a choice here tonight; The Ministry or the big beast of 001. Imago and Jesus are looking on as D apprehensively locks up with 001, who is still soft from the beating he took the other night. D looks pissed off at having to do this, but he is still going through with it. After a few minutes Jesus and Imago cannot stay still anymore and attack 001, with D not holding back and laying out Jesus X with a lariat! We have ourselves the Ministry falling apart before our very eyes!
The Main Event saw what we thought was impossible -- The two roided up bags of shit who were fired for refusing drug tests, the two jokes of wrestlers who went to Bozac Pro and motivated themselves defeated the unstoppable T-Team! It was an incredibly physical match with both teams pulling out all of the stops. The finish saw the decimation of Mr. T by the Bozac Army, with Druid distracting the ref, Donnie Blood laying out Lester and Jimmy Snotz hitting the atomic senton on Mr. T!!!! Shaking Splash by Tom, spear by Jewberg! JEWHAMMER! 1!!!!! 2!!!!! 3!!!!! Those dirty bastards just stole the Spunk Pro tag championship!
1. AVN Championship: Pete Batfarti (4:12 - PTFO Press) Renegayd
2. Wataru Araya/Travis Wilkes(O) (30:19 - jujigatame) OdZ (DEMOS/RUINER(X))
3. RE.Volution (Tomohiro Ito/Jun Mochizuki) (30:00 - Draw) Spunk-Gun (YUSUKE/Shogo Otsuka)
4. 001 (3:25 - No Contest) D
5. Spunk Pro Tag Championship: Physical Specimenz (Jewberg(O)/Shakin Tom) (23:12 - Jewhammer) T-Team (Mr. T(X)/Lester "T" Bourbon) (C)
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