Spunk Pro 1.17.06 Newsbrief

Spunk Pro 1.17.06

Welcome to Wide World of WILD Newsbrief for January the 17th, 2006. Lets cut to the chase and get right down to it, as last night Jesus X laid out his plans for Spunk Pro Wrestling, and is granting his brother, D a title shot at the next Spunk Pro show. Imago X, Jesus X's new disciple has been getting a lot of press lately, after just one match he has truly impressed audiences, and oozes of charisma. Jesus X is quoted stating that he has molded the perfect disciple now, and that in the very near future he can see Imago X overtaking 001, maybe even destroying him!

The Walking Talking Stereotypes have declared WAR on the Bozac Army, specifically the Physical Specimins after last night! They want to show why they will go down in the most dominant tag team in Spunk Pro history, and why the Steroid Boyz, as they dubbed them, will go down as two wanna-be-tough guys with the bodies, and nothing to back it up with. They also made another challenge to the T-Team, claiming after they go through the Bozac Army, they are coming for the titles, chalking the last match between the two up to them not teaming for a while.

YUSUKE and Shogo Otsuka claimed that while Spunk has been exiled from his own promotion, they will do everything in their power to keep his legacy intact. With Wataru Araya assisting them, they have declared war on the Ministry X. YUSUKE claimed that while Spunk's kickpads were too big for him to fill with as little experience as he has, but he will put absolutely everything he has into fighting in his name. Shogo claimed that he will keep his focus on Spunk Pro as he continues his approach on WILD, as Spunk Pro will always be his home. Shogo chalked his recent loss to MAX up to the laws of probability; he simply couldn't beat MAX everytime they stepped into the ring together. He has reached a peace with losing the title, and claimed he did all that he could to elevate it, and that it is somebody else's turn now, while he wants to turn his attention now to working against heavyweights in Spunk Pro, challening Brad Wolf and maybe even Jesus X!

In T-Team news, Lester "T" Bourbon was furious still, and while he made quite an example of 001, stated that his next target was Imago X, Jesus X's new glory boy. He says that while he has vested interest in the Jesus X vs D match, the outcome doesn't matter to him all too much. He knows he can defeat D, but would much rather challenge Jesus X again and destroy him. Bobo "T" Gomez spoke confidently about his upcoming title match against Brad Wolf. He said that Wolf can bring in all the back-up he wants, but when it comes time for them to face off 1 on 1, he has Wolf's moves scouted, and will suplex his boots off, then pawn them to buy gold chains. Mr. T is focused on holding onto the tag titles, and will be watching the match between Alabama Dan and Hobo Joe, and Super Jew and Shakin' Tom very closely, as the winner of that match will most likely be their next opponents. When asked about the Heavyweight Title, he claimed he has been down that road a few times, and is letting Lester have his time to shine, and will back him up 100%. But he did not altogether throw out the idea of him challenging for the title sometime in the future.

We caught up with Billy Hollywood, alongside "Dangerous" Lou Hoffman. We asked Hollywoof what he had planned next, now that he has established himself as the AVN Champion, Billy said that he will continue to defend the belt, and that just today he defended the belt against a woman jogging in the park, and rolled a videotape of him throwing the title at a woman, then rolling her up for a 3 count in the middle of the park! When asked why he hasn't appeared on recent Spunk Pro shows, he claimed that everyone was out to get him in the locker room, and that he was having problems even getting to the ring to have his match. He said him and Lou were working on getting higher security measures so he can make more appearances in public, and make more money so he can buy himself a new set of breast implants. He then said that he would be remembered as the most fighting champion in Spunk Pro history, and would even defend the title right now, as he clocked Lou with the title and covered him, counting his own pinfall!

We tried to catch up to MAX, DEMOS and RUINER, but our camera crew was attacked, and we had to flee for our own safety.