1. AVN Championship Battle Royale - First Fall to a Finish: Billy Hollywood (0:31 - Star*Maker) Asstacoicuss
-- A Battle Royale to start a show? Yeah, sure... The 3GK, Sexual Deviantz, Billy, Lou and a few others were involved. Billy had a fucking GANG OF NINJAS with him to serve as bodyguards! Asstaco just kinda sucks, and got pinned easily by Billy, as Billy runs away, still in possesion of the title. The ninjas used a smoke bomb to put off the rest of the guys in the battle royale trying to get a quick pin on Billy, as Billy made for a clean getaway.
Pete Batfarti swore revenge, as Nickelangelo snuck up on him, and hit him in the back of the head with a PIZZA PIE! It loks like Pete is KTFO, when we see that there was a LEAD PIPE in the pizza. Apparently Tonya Harding makes pizza now.
2. 001 (8:11 - oo Bomb) Ken Hunt
-- Yeah, rookie goes down to the monster.
3. ZOKUGAI (MAX/DEMOS/RUINER) (13:46 - Double DQ) DiNk/Travis Wilkes/Tom Johnson
-- A rematch from our last show, which just went down the drains, with ZOKUGAI pulling the face team all around the arena and brawling their little hearts out. DEMOS brought a doll that looked much like an aborted fetus to the ring with him, and tossed it at Dink, enraging him! Good Ref Haddes got roughed up, then Druid did, with Druid throwing this match out.
4. LRI (Stuart Robinson/VD Dod(O)) (29:15 - La Magistral) YUSUKE(X)/Shogo Otsuka
-- A non-title match, between Spunk-Gun and LRI. LRI claimed they were growin bored with Spunk Pro, and are being held down, not giving a shot at the tag belts yet. They then proceeded to run down Spunk for not even being able to compete in his own promotion. Stuart called out Spunk for a singles match, and obviously Spunk didn't show up. From here Stuart has claimed all of Spunk Pro to be invalids, until YUSUKE and Shogo Otsuka storm the ring, and we have ourselves an impromptu tag match!
LRI prove once again to be an amazing tag team, as YUSUKE and Shogo take the fight to them, but LRI proves to be crafty. Stuart clocks YUSUKE with a chair, with VD rolling him up right before the time limit expires, with LRI essentially stealing the victory!
5. Spunk Pro International Championship: Bobo "T" Gomez (25:02 - B2B B2B) Brad Wolf (C)
-- One of Spunk Pro's most anticipated rematches, with Bobo "T" taking his place in the record books, winning the International Championship! After the match, Bobo claimed this victory was for all of the held down minorities in the world. The whole racial crap not-withstanding, this was a truly great match, and Brad Wolf has nothing to be ashamed of.
6. Lester "T" Bourbon (14:06 - Pedo-gree) Imago X
-- Physical match, with Lester proving why he belongs on top, taking it to Jesus X's new henchman. Imago X did prove to be impressive, though, as he held on against the tag champ, as well as gave him a run for his money!
7. Walking Talking Stereotypes (Alabama Dan(O)/Hobo Joe) (29:09 - Corner High Knee -> Alabama Clutch) Bozac Army (Shakin' Tom/Jewberg(X))
-- A match with a ton of heat building up to it, as the reformed WTST battle the team that was fired from Spunk Pro, but came back looking for revenge! This was an insanely heated bout, as the crowd was eating right out of their hands, cheering for the WTST to overcome the evil Bozac Army. Dan lands a high knee in the corner, and follows with an Alabama Clutch for the flash pin on Super Jew, with Super Jew believing he kicked out before the 3, but Haddes keeping to his word! After the match a brawl broke out, as Super Jew and Shakin' Tom were not pleased. Tom went into a roid rage, as he beat the piss out of Haddes. Yeah. Mr. T ran in when more members of Bozac Pro started coming out there, and actually ended up helping the Stereotypes!
8. Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship: Jesus X (C) (15:24 - Backslide) Prophet D
-- This is it, the match D has been waiting for... His shot at the big one, finally! What we got was a super competitive match, with D not backing down from his brother for one instant. Both guys gave this match all they had. D finally looks like he is on a rampage, after a Death Valley Bomb on the floor, he has Jesus X reeling in the ring, he is looking for the lariat... And the lights go out!
Silence.
Just a slight hum now, followed by a slight guitar.
http://www.spunkroad.com/mp3/locuststar.mp3
The fans don't know what to think, as the song "Locust Star" plays. At 1:16 into the song (when it picks up) the lights come back on, as a figure clad in black and blue, wearing a mask stands outside of the ring, staring into the ring, pointing at D... Jesus X from behind! Backslide! 1!!! 2!! 3!! The song is still playing now, as the masked figure enters the ring, both Jesus X and D exhausted, D arguing with the ref over the count, until he notices the figure standing over him. D to his feet, as he hits a few elbows on the man, then going off the ropes, looking for the lariat, ducked! Enzuiguri on D! He picks him up in a brainbuster, and he spins him into an Emerald Frosion! And I think D is out here! Imago X came in to pull Jesus X out, as he has abandoned his brother in the ring with this... Well, monster. The figure places his foot on D's chest, and points down at him as the lights dim.
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