WWA News 8.31.06 (Spunk Pro, RevX)

Spunk Pro - After the Spunk Pro "Wills Dissolve" show in which young Dink was shaven bald by DEMOS after their brutal, brutal encounter, Spunk made his heroic comeback into Spunk Pro defeating the monster 001 for the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship. Manakuro Marakuso, WWA Board Member was quick to enter the ring and present the championship to its new owner. This is the second time Spunk has held the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship, and when interviewed Spunk said this reign, unlike his previous one would be a success; there would be many, many title defenses. For those who don't remember, Spunk's first reign as Spunk Pro Heavyweight Champion was quite brief, as he defeated Mr. T for the title, and lost it back to them in their next encounter.


When asked how it feels to have returned to the ring, Spunk said it felt great, especially to be performing for the Spunk Pro fans again. He was asked about his loser-leaves-town bout against D, to which he replied "The vermin that is the Ministry has left, and their influence over D is no more; we've spoken since then and mended fences." He spoke confidently as he fastened the new title around his waist. "There is no reason for me not to return," he added as he shook hands with Marakuso and posed for the cameras. It is clear that Spunk is back at his home, and is ready to take on all comers. When asked about who he'd like to defend against he batted the names of Alabama Dan, Lester "T" Bourbon as well as laid out and open challenge to anybody in the world who would like to tie up with him, as he feels ready to prove he is "the man" around Spunk Pro.

RevX - RevX looks like its over before it even got started, as financial problems have been plaguing them since the inception of the company, when Druid filed for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy and was forced to sign the company away, which it then became RevX. It has soon been discovered that the Hammer House Gym, Phil Baroni specifically is the owner of RevX, and has decided to pull the plug on the company after reporting heavy losses after the first few shows. Baroni states; "Itsa fuckin' money pit! Dem wanna-be Christ fahgs ovah-prah-douched dis shit, an' be payin' all dese guys too fuckin' much money. Fuck dis shit, I'm done." Manakuro Marakuso left the meeting having stated that this indeed shakes up the WWA community, but that RevX's promising talent shall be signed to Spunk Pro and given a chance to compete again (including the renegade Ministry X). The Ministry, Havok, Johnny Jett, Billy Hollywood, Superjew, Shakin' Tom are the notable signees to Spunk Pro. In the wake of this, Spunk Pro has decided to let go of some of its dead weight. Such talents as Asstaco, Renegayd, Niko the Destroyer, Decepticon Mask, and a few others find themselves now as freelancers, with the promise of future bookings from Spunk Pro when there is room.

Spunk Pro - Wills Dissolve

Spunk Pro - Wills Dissolve (8.30.06 - Spunk Pro Arena, 1,026 fans)

Ladies and Genlethings, welcome to Spunk Pro's "Wills Dissolve" live from the Spunk Pro Arena! Huge card lined up here tonight, featuring a Double-Header Main Event! In the first Main Event we see DEMOS and Dink face off in a Mascara Contra Cabellera 2/3 falls bout, the loser either loses his Mask or his Hair. Then the second Main Event pits Spunk Pro Heavyweight Champion 001 against the number one contender for his title, Spunk! It was originally Locust Star who won the contenders tournament, but it turned out that when he unmasked, he was Spunk! So Spunk will see his return to action for the first time since Evo.R where he faced off with EWS in a bloody, brutal match to retire EWS. Our first match pits the Young Guns team of Tom Johnson and Ken Hunt against the Sexual Deviantz Pete Batfarti and Goat Banga. It was a quick-paced match with the young Tom Johnson picking up the huge win with a brainbuster on Goat Banga!

Next we saw what could be called a classic brawl between two of the best we've got in Hobo Joe, a Spunk Pro Tag Team Champion and Lee Stone. As you'd imagine, Hobo Joe brought out his wide array of weaponry for this match, including his shopping cart to carry all of it. Lee Stone played it by the books and brought the pain with his fists and slams, but in the end he was a bloody mess and couldn't overcome Hobo Joe's weapons and power, as he falls to the Shopping Cart Shuffle, for the first time -- INTO A SHOPPING CART! An unorthodox win if ever, but proved to be a brutal match.

Bobo Gomez mades another successful defense of his Spunk Pro International Championship against the former Blood.Machina, James Ray. James brought something Bobo has not faced in his long reign in somebody well trained in shoot-wrestling, a style that proved to be very unorthodox against Gomez's straight power and suplex style. But Bobo's amazing suplex skills were able to overcome the tough-as-nails James Ray. After the match Bobo applauded his opponent, but ran down the concept of shoot-wrestling, saying that his style of Bum-fighting overcomes all. Well, this brought out the ever-exubrant YUSUKE! YUSUKE faced off with Bobo and told him that he'd show him what shoot-wrestling was, and that he'd never forget it.

Speaking of YUSUKE, the next bout featured the team of VIOLENCE going head-to-head with OdZ members MAX and RUINER in what proved to be a fast-paced match. A unique pairing was MAX and YUSUKE who both have an amatuer wrestling background, and both use a lot of suplexes, with both guys throwing everything at each other. It was finally YUSUKE's STO-Bomber that put MAX down for good and picked up the victory for the VIOLENCE team. When the trainers checked out RUINER it was discovered that during the match Shogo Otsuka's Shogo MAX-Cross that was applied to him broke his arm in 2 places and that he'll require immediate surgery and will be out for a few months rehabbing it.

For the first time, a Pro-Wrestling WILD sanctioned championship will be defended on a Spunk Pro show, as Sean Gabriel, the WILD International Champion will face off with Mr. T in what should be an epic encounter. Mr. T was cost his chance to move on in the contender's tournament when Seamus McFadden distracted him and Sean rolled him up for a flash pin, with Sean making it all the way to the semi-finals before being eliminated. Since then Mr. T earned his shot at the title by thwarting Seamus, and now gets his shot! Of course, the unknown stipulation was Seamus is our guest ref! Sean and Mr. T went at it for nearly 20 minutes in what was a FUCKING CLASSIC encounter. Mr. T busted out his big moves early on, and really looked like Sean would be done by the 10 minute mark. But Sean made a big rally and brought the stiffness and the intensity. It was back and forth for a while, and it really looked like Mr. T had the upperhand when he had Sean up for the B.A.D. only for Seamus to low blow him and for Sean to roll him up into a cradle for the 3-count!

Now it is time for the Main Events of the evening.


6. Mascara Contra Cabellera: DEMOS vs Dink
7. Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship: 001 (c) vs Spunk

Dink and DEMOS faced off in a brutal hair vs mask match that went the full 3-falls. Sadly due to time restraints the match had to be clipped a bit to fit into the TV block, but the second falls are completely intact. This match was nothing short of passionate and everything you could wish for from a fued as vile as this. DEMOS, the man upon his debut in Bozac Pro roughed up the then-pregnant Martha Dumptruck, causing her to have a misscarriage was quick to capitolize on this heinous act, and dub his finishing clutch the SIDS (Sudden Infant Death Syndrome) Clutch. Due to the fact it took place during a competetion that both had signed waivers for, Martha was unable to press charges against DEMOS, and her boyfriend and the fetus's father, Dink was quick to take charge at DEMOS to regain her honor. It was an emotional fued that led to a deathmatch at Int.Des months ago with Dink picking up the win. An enraged DEMOS and his newly-formed band of Oni del Zokugai were quick to pounce upon Dink and his friends, with DEMOS eventually bringing clippers to the ring and trying to take Dink's hair. Upon Martha's return, DEMOS once again attacked her, shaving parts of her head before Dink made the save, all of this leading up to tonight's main event.

DEMOS and Dink were dead even for the first fall, with Dink using his flash pins, Jeff Hardy and John Cena moves on DEMOS, and DEMOS just brutalizing Dink every chance he got. DEMOS pulls out the win in the first fall with the SIDS Clutch, putting the Jeff Hardy follower down. The second fall was Dink's big rally, as he made his heroic comeback with his flash-pin-fu, using everything he could to put DEMOS down. The FU wouldn't do the job, but the Code Geoff did the trick, rolling DEMOS up for the 3-count and tying this one fall to one, the winner of the next fall loses their hair or mask! The third fall was nothing short of POETRY IN MOTION. DEMOS, who is usually calm and collected was panicking, tossing everything at Dink, and Dink doing everything in his power to roll DEMOS up for the fall. It was finally a shot to the nuts and the SIDS clutch to end this near-40 minute encounter, with DEMOS overcoming Dink! When it came time for DEMOS to shave Dink's head, he stopped, pissing the little guy off, who wants his head shaven! DEMOS takes Dink's flight goggles off, tosses them into the crowd and then starts working away on the poor little guy's head! As Dink's hair falls to the mat, his hair gets shorter and shorter, until there is next to nothing left and he pulls away from DEMOS. Dink walks to the back in shame, as DEMOS holds up whats left of Dink's multi-colored hair in victory!

Now it comes time for our Main Event! Spunk vs 001 in an epic encounter. 001 threw everything he had at the returning Spunk, including his array of chokeslams, lariats and power moves, but Spunk came back looking better than ever, and more focused than ever. Spunk focused on devastating his opponent with his lariats, kicks and finally caps it off with the big Jagerbomb for the 1-2-3!! NEW HERO! NEW HERO! Spunk has dethroned the giant 001 here tonight in his comeback! Spunk poses in the ring with the belt as 001 toils his way to the back... Thank you folks, see you next time -- AT SPUNK PRO WRESTLING~!

1. Tom Johnson(O)/Ken Hunt (13:22 - Brainbuster) Sexual Deviantz (Pete Batfarti/Goat Banga(X))
2. Hobo Joe (13:51 - Shopping Cart Shuffle) Lee Stone
3. Spunk Pro International Championship: Bobo Gomez (C) (11:13 - Back2Back Belly2Back) James Ray (I-Style Camp)
4. VIOLENCE (YUSUKE(O)/Shogo Otsuka) (18:14 - YU-Bomber) OdZ (RUINER/MAX(X))
5. Pro-Wrestling WILD International Championship: Sean Gabriel (C) (19:47 - Inside Cradle) Mr. T
6. Mascara Contra Cabellera: DEMOS vs Dink
--DEMOS (20:14 - SIDS Clutch) DiNK
--Dink (4:48 - Code Geoff) DEMOS
--DEMOS (7:20 - SIDS Clutch) Dink
7. Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship: Spunk (16:12 - Jagerbomb) 001 (C)
-- 001 fails in his V2
-- Spunk becomes the 7th Champion

Spunk Pro August '06 Digest -- The Build is ON

Spunk Pro 8.19.06 - Spunk Pro Gym - 509 fans

Highlights from tonight's show included OdZ unveiling its newest member, Power CHUCK, who since his return from his excursion has been meandering around, it appears he has finally found a home with OdZ. They took on and out the team of Dink and Tom Johnson, with Power CHUCK debuting his new Power Driller (Tower Hacker Bomb), absolutely devastating the young Johnson and picking up the 3-count as Dink brawled with DEMOS. DEMOS once again had his clippers handy, but officials were able to stop him before he did any damage.

In the quest for tag dominance in Spunk Pro, we'll have OdZ and VIOLENCE meet up at Wills Dissolve, but before then RUINER faces off with what many have described as the future ace of Spunk Pro, YUSUKE. The pressure seems to have gotten to him lately, as he has showed signs of cracking, but will he here tonight? The action was hot and heavy, but YUSUKE got distracted by MAX at ringside, which led to a backslide by RUINER for a surprise 3-count!

The odd pairing of Sean Gabriel and James Ray proved to come up short against the polished T-Team. Mr. T and Bobo were on form here tonight, and Mr. T demands vengeance on Sean Gabriel for costing him at shot at 001 for the title in the tournament. Mr. T once again unleashed his fury upon Gabriel, leveling him with a chokeslam that forced the ref to stop the bout! Bobo and Ray had a face off which popped the fans, pumping them up for their upcoming encounter for the Spunk Pro International Championship. McFadden is attending to Sean while Mr. T grabs a mic and appeals for Sean to give him a shot at the WILD International Championship! Seamus is quick to defend the KTFO'd Sean, and Mr. T makes a wager with them, that if Seamus can defeat Mr. T, he won't get a shot, but if he does... Mr. T gets a shot at the title. Seamus, ever the hot-head accepts, and it looks like we'll have a Seamus and Mr. T showdown at our next event!

The main event for the evening saw what was just an all-out brawl between two hosses in Brad Wolf and Alabama Dan. Dan tossed everything he could at Brad, and it was finally the reverse DDT that put him down for a 3-count.

1. OdZ (DEMOS/Power CHUCK(O)) (12:04 - Power Driller) Dink/Tom Johnson(X)
2. RUINER (13:56 - Backslide) YUSUKE
3. The T-Team (Mr. T(O)/Bobo "T" Gomez) (14:40 - KO) Sean Gabriel(X)/James Ray
4. Alabama Dan (13:43 - Alabama Drop) Brad Wolf

Spunk Pro 8.26.06 - Spunk Pro Gym - 600 fans

The warm-up show to Wills Dissolve was short and sweet, as things started off with Dink challenging the latest OdZ member, Power CHUCK in what was a quickly-paced bout that saw Dink fall to the sheer power of, um, Power CHUCK. The Power Driller did the job on Dink, leaving him open to DEMOS to come in and pull out the clippers! Just as he turned them on, he looked down at Dink and shook his head, slapping him across the face with the clippers, then laying them on top of him, leaving him in a heap and sending a brutal message to the little guy!

In a match that would decide the fate of the Mr. T/Sean Gabriel match, Mr. T overcame Seamus with ease. The ref quickly tossed Sean Gabriel from ringside, and Mr. T thwarted Seamus who had his cane ready to strike. B-A-D.. 1-2-3.

Huge happenings in the main event, as YUSUKE gets the big win, first off, and second off, Locust Star was unmasked! Not by anybody else, but on his own volition he took his mask off in the heat of battle, unveiling himself to be none other than Spunk! For some reason, 001 could not compute this, and was grasping at his head in agony and left the ringside area, leaving this match a 3-on-1, with YUSUKE overcoming MAX for the tap-out. So there is no more Locust Star, but instead Spunk will be facing 001 for his shot at the championship! Spunk, whom nobody has seen in a wrestling ring since Evo.R will be facing off against 001! DRAMA!

1. Power CHUCK (11:13 - Power Driller) Dink
2. Mr. T (2:11 - B.A.D.) Seamus McFadden
3. Locust Star/YUSUKE(O)/Shogo Otsuka (24:14 - YU-Roll) 001/RUINER/MAX(X)

WWA Round-Up - 8.28.06

RevX 8.20.06 - Vets Memorial Hall, 533 fans

RevX's 8.20 rally was a smaller-sized show, but proved easy to keep the fans entertained. The show opened with your usual comedy bout between the BOZAC ARMY and the jobber army, which saw Bee Man pick up a rare victory with a diving hip attack, rendering Rusty Chodes outta it. Post-Match a man in a NY Yankees mask came out and punched Druid's lights out, then beat the ever-living shit out of Bee Man until security came out to break up the disturbance. The masked man crotch chopped a lot, until he just ripped his mask off, revealing it was PHIL BARONI!! THE NY BAD ASS!! He grabbed a mic and said that he 'wudn't done' roughing up Druid. He took his company away, and now due to all of the shit he put him 'trew' he wants to 'end his puh-tetic life' right in the RevX ring! When Druid came to, he told Baroni he was on, when Baroni laughed and said at the next show they better be ready for a TAG MATCH, with Baroni having a MYSTERIOUS PARTNER.

Next the RE.V members out demanding a shot at the RevX Championship, they didn't care which one it was, that just one of them got a shot at Jesus X, who they thought was ducking them. Jesus X appeared on the screen and smiled, saying that one of them indeed would, then teased who it would be, before he chose Jun Mochizuki. Ito sighed, but patted Jun on the back, as they both headed out, leaving Gene in tow, only for out of nowhere Jesus X to tell them he had another surprise in store for the newest member, and for him to stick around. Sydal looked confused and flipped off the screen to a huge pop, only for out of nowhere Havok comes up from behind him and spikes him on his head with a half nelson suplex! Sydal was never truly able to recover and became the next victim for Havok. Havok grabbed a mic afterwards and told Jesus X he could tear through the roster all day if he had to, but that sooner or later, that title belonged to him.

More unfolded in the TAG TEAM SAGA later on, when Billy Hollywood took on Superjew. About 3 minutes into the match, Superjew went for a SPEAR~! on Hollywood, only to have his head nail the mid-section of Hollywood and for both men to go down, neither moving. Billy started to stir finally, and rolled Superjew off of him, only to stand up and pull a LARGE STEEL CODPIECE OUT OF HIS TRUNKS! HE JUST BRET HART'D SUPERJEW! Medics come out to attend to him, as Billy grabs his tag title and holds it up to a large rousing applause from the audience.

What came next was the debut of Johnny Jett, whom not much is known about other than he is a recently signed recording artist looking to hit it big. Imago X is his debut opponent, already in the ring... As the lights go out and the music starts up, and Johnny Jett walks through the curtain, wearing a fur coat and being flanked by two scantily-clad twin girls! If only Jett's in-ring performance could match up to his entrance, though, as he lasted 15 minutes against Imago X before Imago put him down with a lariat for the text-book 3-count.

This brings us to our main event, the biggest match of Mochizuki's career going for the RevX title against Jesus X, a legend already for being the longest reigning Spunk Pro champion before finally losing it to 001 just months ago. Mochizuki fought the fight of his life, throwing everything he had at the champion in hopes of scoring the upset and taking the title home. Imago and Judas came out to assist Jesus, but he turned them away, cockily implying that he didn't need any sort of help to beat Mochizuki. Jesus even taunted him for a few moments with one hand behind his back working him over with his free hand and his feet before Mochizuki was able to overcome and overwhelm him. Jesus X meant business after this, as he unleashed his signature flurry of offense upon Mochizuki before putting him down with the Sign of the X.

1. Druid/Bee Man(O) (6:12 - Flying Hip Attack -- THE STINGER) Dick Dood/Rusty Chodes(X)
2. Havok (4:10 - Blackout) Gene Sydal
3. Billy Hollywood (3:11 - KO) Superjew
4. Johnny Jett Debut: Imago X (15:08 -Lariat) Johnny Jett
5. RevX Championship: Jesus X (17:46 - Sign of the Cross) Jun Mochizuki
-- Jesus X's V2 Defense

VISUAL Fighting Productions - Spunk Pro Dojo, 332 fans

VISUAL Fighting made its return after a brief financial hiatus, now being funded by the WWA and finding itself able to run shows again. With WILD itself having a floundering women's division tonight we were able to line up a few new stars, in Aikuchi Shinjo as well as WILD Women's Champion Polly Dod! Word from the WWA is that there is even a future title defense lined up for the belt in VISUAL! We open up with one of Johnny Jett, of RevX sort of fame's valets making her in-ring debut against the monster that is Martha Dumptruck. To say Martha destroyed her is an understatement. The finish proved to be a bit odd, as Martha just tossed her down and stomped her until she couldn't take anymore and gave up.

Former WILD Women's Champion Aikuchi made her VISUAL debut against the mother of Druid in what turned out to be a lot more competitive bout than anybody would of suggested! Apparently Druid's Mom has done some more training under Phil Baroni or something, but Aikuchi still pulled through with her superior skill and made a successful debut! After the match Aikuchi went to shake her hand, when Mrs. Funkerdale spit on her and left, leaving a bad taste in the mouths of the fans, as well as Aikuchi.

Polly Dod made her debut next alongside Spunk's sister, Stacey in a match where they upset the VISUAL Rangers, who seemingly cannot catch a break no matter how hard they try. Stacey's Strangle Hold on former Champ Akino put her to sleep, as Polly simply laughed and polished her belt on the apron. Things heated up post-match between both sides as Akino and Rei were not pleased with the result, and both were clawing at Polly. This brings us into the main event, which proved to be another blow to the VISUAL Rangers, as the vet Kuroda fell to the Champ in 15 minutes to a flash pin to take it home.

1. Martha Dumptruck (8:52 -Stomp Rush) Jessi Jet
2. Aikuchi Shinjo (18:13 - Aikuchi Choke a) Mrs. Funkerdale
3. Polly Dod/Stacey Walsh(O)) (22:17 - Strangle Hold Alpha) VISUAL Rangers (Akino Hirai(X)/Rei Takada)
4. VISUAL Championship: DARK Lotus (C) (15:20 - Lotus*Latch) Michiko Kuroda
-- Lotus's V1 Defense

Huge Announcement! WWA Forms! Spunk Pro joins!

Today a new governing body in professional wrestling opened up its doors, birthed from a few late night meetings by officials from different promotions across the country. The premise is to have one governing body to regulate championships and to prove as a middle-ground for cross-promotions and disputes, as well as handle talent dispersion. The board of WWA is as follows:

Herbert Plesac (Mid-Continental Wrestling Commission)
Manakuro Marakuso (Spunk Pro Offices)

For the time being, the first promotions to become fully immersed in the WWA will be Spunk Pro, RevX as well as VISUAL Fighting Productions, with many more to follow. The titles have been broken up as follows:

Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship becomes the WWA World Championship (001 - Spunk Pro)
Spunk Pro Tag Championship becomes the WWA World Tag Championship (Walking Talking Stereotypes - Spunk Pro)

Spunk Pro July '06 Digest! Plus "Wills Dissolve" card!

7.14.06 - RI Indoor Sports Arena (Warwick, RI) - 1,230 fans (Super No Vacancy)

Tonight saw the finish to the Spunk Pro Contender's Tournament, as well as lots of other HOT SPUNK PRO ACTION~!! Ken Hunt opens the show with a ceremonial squash of Rusty Chodes, possibly making a new yellow spot on his tights from the impact of the spear that Hunt nailed him with. The Oni Del Zokugai once again faced off with Dink and Martha, this time the totall annihilation of Martha Dumptruck happened before Dink's prone eyes as he was handcuffed to the ropes and couldn't help. DEMOS brought clippers to the ring with him like he has in the past and began to shave Martha's head until the ring crew freed Dink who made the save on his girlfriend, who now is missing chunks of hair.

The big semi-finals for the tourney start now, as Alabama Dan pulls off a HUGE victory over WILD International Champion Sean Gabriel. Mr. T made himself clear in the crowd early on, still shook up by his loss to Gabriel, and chased Seamus to the back. It was a tough, stiff match that saw Alabama Dan bring out a new move; the Go 2 Alabama, which is a fireman's carry -> Knee to the fucking face, that floored the fans and got Gabriel down for the 3-count. Locust Star and Lester took center stage next, as the winner will go on later tonight to face Dan to see who the number one contender will be! Lester used his main event offense, but this just irked Locust Star, who proceeded to stiff the ever-living shit out of Lester. Lester kept fighting, though, as his teammates from the T-Team rallied around him at ringside. The ref finally had to stop the match after a flurry of high kicks from Locust Star leaving Lester prone on the mat, with LS driving knees into his head. This leaves us with a finals of Locust Star and Alabama Dan, the winner to face 001 for the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship!

VIOLENCE faced off with Strike Force next in a match that had the fans going wild, only for the time limit to expire on them, as the 30 minutes simply flew by. Both teams believe they should be in line for a shot at the tag titles, and after tonight many of the fans agreed that both teams deserve a shot. Wataru Araya came out and laid out an open challenge for anybody to challenge him for his title, which brought out Stuart Robinson and VD Dod, the LRI duo that terrorizes everything. Wataru stepped up to Stuart, but Stuart informed him that he couldn't make weight for the 'midget title' he held, but that VD would be glad to oblige. The challenge was set, and both men went at it. VD brawled his way to looking like he had the match won, but Araya never showed any signs of giving in. He kept working over his knee the whole match, and at the right time scores the Firehook and VD is forced to tap out! This sets the stage for the tournament finals; Locust Star vs Alabama Dan! The atmosphere is tense as both men come out, Locust Star as always, cool under the mask, while Dan knows this is one of the biggest matches of his career. Dan fought his heart out, but in the end it was a sick left-arm lariat from Locust Star that completely knocked him loopy, and the ref refused to let the match continue for his safety. Ladies and gentlemen, Locust Star vs 001 will be coming to a Spunk Pro arena near you! Dan gets to his feet and gets a rousing round of applause for fighting his best, as Marakuso comes out and thanks the fans for coming, sending them home happy.

1. Ken Hunt (2:04 - Spear) Rusty Chodes
2. OdZ (DEMOS/RUINER)(O) (14:54 - Revalations) Dink/Martha(X)
3. Semi-Final: Alabama Dan (24:07 - Go 2 Alabama) Sean Gabriel
4. Semi-Final: Locust Star (18:22 - TKO) Lester "T" Bourbon
5. VIOLENCE (YUSUKE/Shogo Otsuka(^)) (30:00 - Draw) Strike Force (Brad Wolf/Lee Stone(^))
6. Spunk Pro Junior Championship: Wataru Araya (13:35 - Firehook) VD Dod
7. Final: Locust Star (10:26 - Lariat -> KO) Alabama Dan


7.26.06 - TF Green Airport Hangar 12 (Warwick, RI) - 794 fans

The opening bout saw James Ray, Ti'en's first disciple face off with PTFO master Pete Batfarti, and score a quick and impressive 5 takedowns on Pete, giving him the easy victory over the former Olypian-Alternate Wrestler. Ray said he has a purpose for advancing on Spunk Pro, as he has been watching Bobo Gomez and demands a shot at his title. Bobo came out, and never one to back down from a fight accepts his challenge. Wataru and Wilkes took it to the young dragon team of Johnson and Hunt, with Hunt falling to a enzui->lightning cradle from Wilkes in a quick bout. DEMOS completely obliterated Martha Dumptruck in a match that she requested. He nailed the Shining Enzuiguri, followed by the Pedigree and the SIDS Clutch to put her away. After the match, he brings out the clippers again as MAX and RUINER hold her back, and proceeds to shave her head with it as she balls her eyes out, only for Dink to come out a minute too late to make the save. Dink is emotional as he tries to attack OdZ, only to be subdued. As they walk to the back, DEMOS holding Martha's multi-colored-Hardy-Boy-esque hair up, Dink grabs a microphone and challenges DEMOS; his hair vs DEMOS' mask. DEMOS laughs and agrees; MASCARA CONTRA CABALLERA COMING TO A SPUNK PRO SHOW NEAR YOU!

The T-Team wants a piece of Sean Gabriel, but Gabriel isn't exactly the most warmly welcomed guy in the back, so finding a tag partner was quite a hassle. Finally he just rounded up resident job-man Dick Doode, Dick falling to Mr. T's might rather quickly, leaving Gabriel fuming. Mr. T and Lester have a good laugh at this, as Sean proceeds to beat the ever-living shit out of Doode while McFadden eggs him on. Mr. T tells Gabriel he wants his ass in the ring at the next show, and Gabriel, worked up accepts as Seamus comes out and scolds him for being hasty, as they slink to the back. The fans get their wish, as Strike Force gets their tag shot against the WTST, but fall short in a hard-fought bout after Dan uses his new killer-tech, the Go 2 Alabama on the huge Lee Stone, proving the Walking Talking Stereotypes to be the greatest tag team we've seen in Spunk Pro in a long, long time. Our main event pitted contender Locust Star and the MYSTERIOUS DECEPTICON MASK (OMFG WHO COULD IT BE!?!?) against champion 001 and D. D once again falls to Locust Star, taking the Locust Spike and essentially being knocked out by it as he makes the easy pinfall on him. 001 seems to be going into a fit of rage, and punches a fan with emo hair in the mouth, inciting a near-riot in Warwick! It was the unlikely Locust Star who holds 001 back and calms him down, as we leave a riled up crowd more confused than ever, as our next show will have them fighting each other! WONKY!

1. I-Style: James Ray (3:45 - TKO) Pete Batfarti
2. Wataru Araya/Travis Wilkes(O) (10:06 - Lightning Cradle) Tom Johnson/Ken Hunt(X)
3. DEMOS (2:05 - SIDS Clutch) Martha Dumptruck
4. The T-Team (Mr. T(O)/Lester "T" Bourbon) (:14 - B.A.D.) Sean Gabriel/Dick Doode(X)
5. Spunk Pro Tag Championship: WTST (Alabama Dan(O)/Hobo Joe)(C) (26:55 - Go 2 Alabama) Strike Force (Brad Wolf/Lee Stone(X))
6. Locust Star(O)/Decepticon Mask (20:10 - Locust Spike) 001/D(X)

Spunk Pro - Wills Dissolve (Date REALLY FUCKING SOON!)

1. Sexual Deviantz (Pete Batfarti/Goat Banga) vs Tom Johnson/Ken Hunt
2. Lee Stone vs Hobo Joe
3. Spunk Pro International Championship: Bobo Gomez (C) vs James Ray (I-Style Camp)
4. VIOLENCE (YUSUKE/Shogo Otsuka) vs OdZ (RUINER/MAX)
5. Sean Gabriel vs Mr. T
6. Mascara Contra Cabellera: DEMOS vs Dink
7. Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship: 001 (c) vs Locust Star