Spunk Pro 1.16.06

SPUNK PRO WRESTLING~! Drawing 367 fans at the Warwick Vets Highschool in Warwick, RI.

1. Jun Mochizuki (16:20 - Kanrakuyoha Elbow) Power CHUCK

-- Power Chuck returning from an EXCURSION to god knows where, wrestling like Kensuke Sasaki. The point is, though, he looked very, very good in this match. He took his elder, Jun to the limits, which was unexpected.

2. Evo-01 Tag Championship: LRI (Stuart Robinson/VD Dod(O))(C) (35:36 - Dod Clutch) Sexual Deviantz (Pete Batfarti(X)/Goat Banga)

-- Match really went a bit longer than it had any right going, but LRI keep things incredibly watchable somehow. LRI laid down a challenge to the top tag teams in Spunk Pro, saying 'Fuck these B-team bitches, we are the best.'

After the match, Nickelangelo came out and ate an entire pizza in front of the livid Pete Batfarti after his loss. What an insult.

3. Dink(O)/Travis Wilkes/Tom Johnson (17:12 - Hurricanrana) ZOKUGAI (MAX(O)/DEMOS/RUINER)

-- Dink assembling a team of SUPERSTARS to face the newly formed team of ZOKUGAI, led by MAX. Dink with a quick roll up on MAX gets the win over the newly crowned champion, and leaves him FURIOUS. A large scale, heel beatdown followed, leaving the faces down and out.

4. Alabama Dan (11:46 - Alabama Knee Lift -> Alabama Clutch) Super Jew

-- Super Jew making his first appearance in Spunk Pro since being fired for STEROID ABUSE~! a few months back, with Shakin' Tom by his side. Dan simply overpowered him, and was able to take it home with the Alabama Knee, followed by the Alabama Clutch for the textbook 3 count! After the match, Dan celebrated as Tom came in and started going all WARRYA~! on him! Hobo Joe came out to defend his partner, and then like, all of Bozac-Gun came out, resulting in a massive pull apart. MAH GAWD! THINGS ARE HEATING UP!

5. Special Forces (Brad Wolf(O)/Lee Stone (debut)) (26:41 - Elevated Wolfhammer) The T-Team (Mr. T/Bobo "T" Gomez)

-- The debut of Wolf's partner from the marines, Lee Stone proves to be a HOSS as all 4 men tear up the ring in this tag match. Bobo, the number 1 contender for Brad's International Title made a good showing for himself, but was 'toying' with Wolf a bit too much, leading to a Sheer Drop Reverse DDT (Elevated Wolfhammer) nearly knocking him out!

6. Lester "T" Bourbon (8:24 - Axe Bomber) 001

-- Lester declared war on the Ministry, starting tonight with the biggest of them all, 001. 001 played a role in Lester's title shot, where he lost due to the entire Ministry getting involved. 001 has been on a losing streak of late, and Jesus X has shown his disapproval of this, with the animosity between him and his 'project' growing with every show. 001 has been on a massive losing streak, and this was no different... After the match, Jesus X berated him, and told him to pay attention to Imago X, the man who ran down during the title match, to see exactly what his new project is capable of, and how he has become obsolete!

7. Ministry X (Jesus X(O)/Prophet D/Imago X (debut)) (24:11 - Crucifixion of the Damned) Spunk-Gun (Shogo Otsuka/YUSUKE(X)/Wataru Araya)

-- Spunk is gone, but his army lives on, as they asked for this match to defend his honor, and vowed to continue teaming in Spunk Pro even without him present in the ring. Imago X proved to fight a lot like a younger Chris Benoit, with a vicious, yet technical style, and should be somebody to look for in the future. YUSUKE fell to the champion's Cobra Clutch Crossface, but after a valiant effort.

After the match, The Ministry stood in the ring together, and declared their dominance in Spunk Pro! Jesus X and D shook hands, claiming their title match would be at the next show at the RI Indoor Sports Arena, and would easily be the best match in Spunk Pro history. The T-Team hit the ring, as Lester apparently couldn't handle this anymore, claiming he was screwed! Lester hexed Imago, saying that his first singles match would be at the next show, and he would feel the POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNCE-UH Bomber... PERIOD.