April Digest Episode #1

Taped 4.2 - CCRI Knight Campus Gymnasium 1 - 645 fans

The show kicks off with the SEXUAL DEVIANTZ facing off with the 3GreeKrew, with Nickelangelo doing some annoying mic work beforehand. This match can be called the awakening of Goat Banga as he flipped out on Nick with a few chokeslams, and finished with the Banga Bomb, with added crotch thrusting for added um, insult I guess. Batfarti brings a pizza out and eats it over the fallen Nickelangelo, dropping hot pizza sauce on his face, causing him to scream out in pain. Goat Banga then started humping his face, only for Asstacoicuss to run out and make the save, with Nickelangelo screaming for REVENGE on GB, challenging him to a match at the next Spunk Pro show. The RE.Volution continued next, as Lee Stone went one on one with Tomohiro Ito in what was a HOT FIGHTING CONTEST. Lee was overpowering Ito, but Ito wouldn't stay down. Ito's offense seemed to be wearing Stone down, but nothing could do the trick. It finally took the RE.Vo Clutch (Gannosuke Clutch) to put him away for the 3.

OdZ vs Dink-Gun continued, with Dink picking up a win over DEMOS with a hurricanrana, reversing a powerbomb attempt. I guess Dink is like Kidman -- YOU CAN'T POWERBOMB HIM! DEMOS and RUINER are an incredibly tight team, totally taking Dink and the young dragon to task throughout the match, with Dink getting a few hopeful comebacks with some roll ups, but still being dominated by DEMOS. DEMOS keeps attempting to insult Dink, and brought a pair of clippers to the ring with him. He was furious after losing the match and attacked Tom Johnson after laying Dink out with a chair. RUINER held Johnson still while DEMOS shaved his head, with Dink trying to claw his way to help the youngster, only to get a shining Yakuza Kick from DEMOs. He holds Dink up by the hair and feigns like he is going to cut Dink's hair, but laughs and tosses him down, as he leaves both men in a heap in the ring.

The Bozac vs T-Team fued continued with Bobo and Mr. T taking on Druid and Jimmy Snotz. Bobo made a strong showing, pinning the Bozac Pro founder, Druid with a German Suplex after Mr. T nailed a big right hand on him. Jimmy Snotz, Bee Man and Donnie Blood then put the bootz to the T-Team before Lester "T" Bourbon ran in for the save. Lester and Bee Man exchanged words as the Bozac Army retreated, with Lester taking the mic, brother, and challenging Druid and Bee Man to a tag match. The Bozac Army wasn't done for the night, oh no, as Shakin' Tom took on Alabama Dan. One half of the tag champs vs one half of the WTST in what was a knock down, drag out hossfest of an affair. Jewberg ran a distraction leading to Tom shooting himself up with a needle and going into ROID RAGE (C) mode! This led to the Shakin' Slam -> Shakin' Splash for the 3-count.

The mysterious Locust Star made another appearance with another masked man, 001 sporting a new look, no longer in the black and white with a cross on his chest. Instead his gear was black and red, and he looked as focused as ever. Jesus X teamed with his brother, D, with the intention of taking out both nuisances in one fell swoop. Instead it turned into an all out brawl, with 001 focusing on the champ, and LS focusing on D. An absolutely brutal powerbomb puts D away, and all hell has broken loose. Imago X coming out to help Jesus and D, and another man in similar clothing is out now, and he is getting in on it! Rock Bottom by this new guy on 001! He locks in a Sasaorigatame in the middle of the ring while Imago locks in the crossface! Jesus X with a few cheapshots, and spits in the face of his former enforcer! LS is making his way to the back now as D is coming to, as he looks into his brother's eyes, with the tension between them still thick -- SUPERKICK! He just layed out his brother! Imago X has let go of 001 now, as he heads up top -- diving headbutt on D! This mystery man takes his turn now -- ROCK BOTTOM! It looks like D is either being punished, or he is being excised from the Ministry! LS stands on the ramp with his back to them, as the fans are calling for him to help D. He simply shakes his head and disappears into the backstage area as this new man hoists D over his shoulders and the Ministry walks him to the back.

1. SD (Pete Batfarti/Goat Banga(O)) (20:24 - Banga Bomb) 3GK (Nickelangelo(X)/Renegayd)
2. Tomohiro Ito (15:12 - Gannosuke (RE.Vo) Clutch) Lee Stone
3. DiNk(O)/Tom Johnson (29:56 - Dinkikanrana) OdZ (DEMOS(X)/RUINER)
4. Bobo "T" Gomez(O)/Mr. T (23:22 - German Suplex Hold) Druid(X)/Jimmy Snotz
5. Shakin' Tom (15:34 - Shakin' splash) Alabama Dan
6. Locust Star(O)/001 (15:39 - Wild Bomb) Jesus X/D(X)