6.29.07 -- Cold Night in Hell
Tonight is the night, one of the biggest in Spunk Pro history -- Spunk vs Tommy Fiero, in a steel cage. The tension is thick on this hot, stinging summer evening as the fans file into the ringside area. Our first few matches of the night did a good job of warming things up, as Strike Force finally picked up the win over Romero and Guterez, Wolf using the Wolf's Bite on Guterez, nearly impaling him. DEMOS defended his SP Jr. Championship against Hector Casas, using the German Suplex for the win, and Bobo Gomez made his triumphant return to the ring after suffering an injury at the hands of Dan Sommers. Speaking of Sommers, backstage earlier, Paddy Baker was found laid out, Gabriel attending to him as Sommers and McFadden stroll by, McFadden commenting on 'poor Paddy, who couldn't keep his mouth shut' as Gabriel went to defend the honor of his partner. Sommers stepped in the way and incited Gabriel to defend his title against him, telling him he had nothing to lose -- except that purty gold belt.
It is on now, as Gabriel and Sommers are brawling throughout the ring, McFadden's prescence at ringside being felt, as Sommers at about the 10 minute mark nails the Alabama Nightmare -- but Gabriel rolls out of the ring, out on the floor as McFadden lays the boots into him. Gabriel back in, and doing his best to fend Sommers off, finally a comeback with a lariat, and it looks like Gabriel is in control here now! The fans are going wild, but all of this is out the window when Gabriel is setting up the Emerald Buster McFadden tugs on his boot, causing him to slip and drop Sommers, who quickly sets up the Alabama Nightmare and covers for the 3 count! We have a NEW WWA International Heavyweight Champion!
The next bout is for the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship! Jack Dod to take on the winner of the mini-tourney last time, D! D finally getting his shot at the title, and he believes this could be it. Emotions are high tonight as we've already had a title change, and later tonight Spunk takes on Tommy Fiero in a steel cage! D in the ring, as Jack heads to the ring. It was a tough, physical match, and it looked like D had the advantage leading into the finishing stretch, but the Lariat was quickly ducked and turned into the Dodsmack for the 3-count and dashed dreams of a championship run... Wait.. Dod going for another on D, we saw this with YUSUKE, he isn't going to stop until somebody is seriously hurt! Another one! Officials are trying to file in, but Dod is planting everybody who gets in his path with a stiff fist to the face! He is picking him up for another, and this is just not needed... Wait.. Wait.. What?! ITS YUSUKE! YUSUKE INTO THE RING! KNEEL KICK! KNEEL KICKS HAS BUSTED DOD WIDE OPEN AND HE IS BAILING FROM THE RING! YUSUKE helping D up, and the champion is backtracking here. Jack Dod is still the champion, but for how long?
The cage is being assembled, an awesome sight to behold as the fans stir in awe at the menacing structure. Fiero's music hits as he slowly emerges from the curtain, staring at the cage as he slowly marches to the ring, shaking the side of the cage with his hands before sliding in through the door and slinking back into the corner, trying to pump himself up. "Not Alone" comes over the arena as the fans erupt, the lights going dim as Fiero looks at the ground, determind. Spunk emerges from behind the curtain and quickly rips his shirt off, tossing it into the crowd while his eyes stay fixed on Fiero in the ring. He walks around the ring, slamming his fist up against each side before stopping at the door, moving to pull it open as Fiero runs at the door, sliding dropkick! The door slams into Spunks face! Spunk down and it looks like he is already busted wide open as Fiero out of the ring now, pulling over his robe and wrapping it around Spunk's throat, choking him on the floor as the ref is out there trying to stop him, but there are no DQs -- and hell, this match hasn't started yet. Fiero with a few closed fists to the open cut of Spunk, and finally lets go of the choke. Fiero taking this pre-emptive strike here and trying to end this early.
Fiero lining Spunk up now, who is staggering to his feet, trying to shake the cobwebs -- WHAMMY BAR! Sweet christ, this match hasn't even hit the ring yet and Spunk is in serious danger! Fiero picks Spunk up and tosses him into the ring, following himself, calling for the ref to ring the bell, and this match is finally underway. Fiero running for the door, but the door is bolted shut right now, he shouts for the ref outside to open it, but the ref informs him he has to pin, submit or escape to win this match, by climbing.. Fiero curses under his breath and spits on the ref as he dashes for the corner, ascending the ropes and trying to pull himself up and out of the cage. Spunk to his feet as he dashes at the ropes, pulling on Fiero's boot as Fiero tries to kick him off... Spunk climbing up now and Fiero slipping down a bit... Spunk steadying himself on the top rope, as Fiero is down onto the turnbuckle now. Spunk with a series of headbutts to Fiero's head! Fiero falls to the mat, as Spunk moves to the corner, and leaps at Fiero, knees first, Fiero rolls out of the way, Spunk landing on his knees! Fiero hops up and takes Spunk by the head and takes him over, headlock in now. Fiero for the next few minutes keeping Spunk grounded, working a headlock as well as taking every chance possible to grind his knuckle into his forehead, widening that gash. Every attempt to fight back being thwarted by another headlock, the fans starting to get hot, pounding for Spunk to fight out.
Spunk fighting to his feet, and tosses Fiero off the ropes, shoulderblock by both guys, Fiero off the ropes now and Spunk with a savate kick, and quickly transitions into a front choke sleeper! Fiero flipping out, trying to fight to the ropes, and Spunk lets go -- there are no DQs in this match, but he let go anyway. He gets up and starts kicking away at the downed Fiero, Fiero slipped between the ropes and the cage now, and Spunk is kicking away at the face of Fiero now, now grinding his boot against his face. Spunk dashes off the ropes -- AND THE BIG FUCKING BOOT TO THE FACE! Fiero sandwiched between the cage and Spunk's boot, and he is over in a heap now. Spunk pulls him out of the ropes and makes the cover... 1......2.... And Fiero Kicks out. Fiero on all fours now, trying to recompose himself -- AND A BIG KICK TO THE FACE BY SPUNK! Fiero is busted wide open now, as Spunk is just stomping away on him. Spunk picks Fiero up, off the ropes looking for a lariat -- DUCKED -- BACKSLIDE!! 1!!! 2!!! 2.99!! Spunk kicks out, Spunk tries to dash up, and Fiero plants him with the DDT! Spunk not wanting to stay down, he pulls himself up, and a Superkick by Fiero! Tommy with the cover... 1.....2.... Spunk kicks out! Spunk back up to his feet now, and Fiero with rights and lefts! Fiero off the ropes and Spunk with a big knee to the face! Fiero down, Fiero bloody, Spunk boody and both men look spent already.
Spunk pulling Fiero up by his trunks, looking for the ClimaXXX German Suplex it looks like -- FIERO WITH A WHAMMY BAR OUT OF NOWHERE! Fiero is pulling himself up, trying to escape this cage, bloody, battered, bruised and the look on his face is one of desperation. Spunk is barely stirring on the mat as Tommy pulls himself up, leaning against the ropes, climbing the turnbuckle slowly, standing on the top one as he holds himself up against the cage. Tommy tries to get a grip and pushes his boot into the cage, beginning the climb, about 6 feet up from the turnbuckle, but the look on his face tells a much different story -- it could be 20 feet away, or it could be infinite. Tommy finally gets his hand on the top of the cage, and is trying to pull himself up, the fans are going wild as Spunk pulls himself up, seeing Tommy nearly to the top of the cage.. Spunk staggers up and starts ramming his foot into the cage, trying to shake Fiero down, Fiero is wobbly, but has both hands up top and is trying to pull himself up.. Spunk tries to reach up, but Tommy's feet are out of reach, so Spunk begins climbing the turnbuckle, Fiero is pulling his knees up to his chest now, trying to get himself up and over as Spunk scrambles to get up there, steadying himself and planting his fist into Tommy's back as Tommy cringes, slipping a bit. Spunk moving himself into position -- no.. noo.. He looks like he is going to powerbomb Fiero from where he stands -- feet on the turnbuckle, Fiero trying to hold on for dear life to the top of the cage!
Spunk is pulling, pulling trying to powerbomb him to the mat in what would in the least seriously injure Fiero! Fiero holding on, but Spunk will not give up! Fiero pulls a hand free and begins punching Spunk on the top of the head, but it looks like nothing will stop him tonight! This gave Spunk enough leverage and he tosses all of his body weight forward, him and Fiero flying! Fiero leans back and frankensteiner! Spunk is down, Fiero is down, and the fans are breathless! Fiero slowly crawling to Spunk's motionless body, he makes the cover -- 1!!! 2!! ...... NO! HE KICKS OUT! The fans are on their feet here, as they cannot believe how much these men have put into this! The sheer hatred alone is fueling them both to give everything and more just to finish the other one off!
Tommy cannot believe this, as he pulls himself up and leans over in the corner, motioning for Spunk to pull himself up... It looks like he is lining him up for the Whammy Bar here, and Spunk staggers to his feet, using the ropes as a guide, and Tommy dashes at him -- WHAMMY BA--AHH! No, Spunk locks his arm around the ropes and Fiero is flat on his ass! Spunk with a few soccer kicks to the spine, then lets out a mighty roar as he dashes against the ropes, it looks like he is going for the Saikyo Face Kick! He goes for it -- FIERO DUCKS, SPUNK TRIPS -- FIERO WITH A SCHOOL BOY!! FIERO USING THE ROPES AS LEVERAGE! 1!!!!!! 2!!!! 2.9999999!!! HE BARELY GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Fiero just absolutely saved his life there, and he is coughing up blood now, the mat stained with both of their blood, it is hard to tell who exactly is in worse shape. Spunk rolls to the apron, in between the ropes and the cage as he is starting to pick himself up, Fiero dashes off the ropes and just flings his body at Spunk -- Spunk moves out of the way, and Fiero goes face first into the cage! Spunk grabs Tommy by the hair and is grinding his face against the cage! Fiero trying to break free as he screams out in pure agony, finally getting a thumb to the eye of Spunk, both men on their feet, dazed in between the ropes and the cage.
Fiero grabs Spunk by the hair and smashes his face against the cage. Spunk spits up blood, grabs Tommy by the hair and does the same! Back and forth now, each man seemingly letting the other smash his face into the chain link cage, both men just covered in blood! Spunk finally ducks under a punch and smashes Tommy's face into the cage again, but this time just collapsing back into the ring as Tommy slinks over, stuck between the ropes and the cage. Spunk pulls Fiero by the hair into the ring, and Tommy is just swinging wildly, now anywhere near Spunk, as Spunk slaps him across the face -- HARD, Fiero falling to his knees. Spunk tucks his head, and nails him with a snap powerbomb, Tommy writhing in pain on the mat! Spunk climbing to the top, and the fans are cheering for him to get out, get out! Spunk turns around to see Fiero still on the mat, and oh lord -- DOUBLE STOMP RIGHT ONTO FIERO'S CHEST!! Spunk falls back onto him for the cover!! 1.......................2................2.999999999!! That felt like the longest 2-count in Spunk Pro's history!
At this point it looks like neither man will go down for the count. Spunk climbing the ropes again, his tank clearly dangerously close to the empty point now, his movements sluggish as he tries to make his way up there... He has his hands on the top now, and pulls himself up to the top of the cage, sitting in the corner trying to catch his breath! He points down at Fiero, he isn't going to escape -- he wants to pin Fiero -- no, fuck that, he wants to KILL Fiero! He is going to go for the double stomp... from the top? It has to be 15 feet from the top of that cage to Fiero right now, Spunk has clearly lost his mind! Fiero starting to stir as Spunk is trying to pull himself up to his feet! Fiero quickly throws his body at the cage in a last ditch effort, sending Spunk back onto his ass, doing his best to keep his grip and not fall!
Fiero now with a burst of adrenaline as he is climbing the cage, Spunk trying to kick at him, but Fiero deflecting them with his free hand. Fiero is close now, and is close enough to... HIT HIM IN THE BALLS! Spunk in danger of falling backwards, out onto the floor and Fiero is holding onto him for dear life, not wanting him to fall out and get the win by default! Spunk reeling, but stable now as Fiero is straddling the top of the cage now, both men exchanging blows, but Fiero getting the better of him.
Not a single fan in this arena is in their chair, everybody is watching as both men duke it out 15 feet in the air, with a few inches of steel pipe keeping them both from falling! Fiero throws his leg over, and it looks like he isn't going to just try to escape, what is he doing? Fiero with a cravate on Spunk.. A cravate 15 feet in the air... Fiero is going for the Whammy Bar.. FROM THE TOP OF THE FUCKING CAGE!! Fiero shouts out as he tries to pull Spunk down, but Spunk's hands are firmly grasping the cage, his knuckles white and his palms sweaty as he tries to keep his grip. Fiero keeps trying to torque him free and send them both crashing to the canvas! Spunk takes his chance an pulls his hand free, nailing Fiero in the ribs with a hard shot, and Fiero reeling a bit, almost falling... Wait... Spunk puts his arm over Tommy's head and pulls him up close... What.. What.. Dear god no, Spunk has Fiero up now, and there is no way, there is no way...
There is now way... Not from here, not like this, it is too high... Spunk lets out a scream as he has Fiero in what looks like a set up for the Fucking Frosion.. BUT HE IS ON TOP OF THE CAGE!! Spunk digs his heels into the cage and tenses up one last time before pushing himself off.. Both men taking flight, blood, sweat... They are falling! Spunk has him in it... Dear fucking lord...
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FROSION!!!! FROM THE TOP OF THE FUCKING CAGE! TOMMY FIERO JUST GOT HIS HEAD SPIKED ONTO -- NO, INTO THAT CANVAS UNLIKE WE'VE EVER SEEN BEFORE. The ref looks like he just witnessed a car wreck, and both men are down, neither moving. The fans are going absolutely batshit insane right now, and Spunk is barely stirring, crawling on his elbows towards Fiero, finally draping an arm over him... The ref drops down..
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3!!!!!! There is no way he'd kick out of that one! Fiero is down! The bell rings, almost mutated and in slow motion as Spunk rolls over onto his back and mashes his hands against his face, covering his eyes as the ref comes over, raising up his limp arm! Medics are swarming the ring now as they secure Fiero to a stretcher and slide him out of the ring.. Spunk finally up to his knees now, tears in his eyes as he pounds a fist into the mat. The fans are jumping the barriers now as the medics rush Fiero out of the arena, his neck in a brace, his body strapped down and blood everywhere.. Fans are starting to try to climb up the cage, as others dash through the doors! Spunk slumps over on his knees as fans begin to fill up the ring, the arena is just exploding with excitement... The fans picking Spunk up, raising his arm as he looks like the walking dead right now. This is a moment that nobody, no fan, no wrestler, no office worker, nobody, will ever forget -- SPUNK HAS DEFEATED TOMMY FIERO, AND HE HAS DONE SO IN THE MOST DECISIVE MANNER POSSIBLE.
1. Strike Force (Brad Wolf(O)/Lee Stone) (22:44 - Wolf's Bite) Hector Romero/Pedro Guterez(X)
2. Spunk Pro Junior Heavyweight Championship: DEMOS (C) (11:09 -- German Suplex) Hector Casas
3. Bobo Gomez Return Match: Bobo Gomez (9:22 - MUSO) AKAHIRA
4. WWA International Heavyweight Championship: Dan Sommers (20:03 - Alabama Nightmare) Sean Gabriel(C)
5. Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship: Jack Dod(C) (13:21 - Dodsmack) D
6. Spunk (27:42 - FF) Tommy Fiero
6.29.2007
6.13.2007
Spunk Pro -- 6.9.07 Press Conference
We are days away from what should be one of the shining moments in Spunk Pro history; Tommy Fiero vs Spunk, with the rumblings being true and this indeed being a STEEL CAGE match. A lot more than this will be on the line at this show, as we've confirmed that D will indeed challenge Jack Dod for the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship, in a match that many feel D has been ready for and deserving of for about a year now; his shot to shine and become the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Champion of the World.
On top of that, we can confirm that a HUGE match has been added to the card; Sean Gabriel vs Dan Sommers, after the events of our last show, Spunk Pro officials felt that this was a match the fans are dying to see and should be absolutely brutal, stiff and one to not miss. Don't miss it -- This weekend! It is bound to change things forever.
On top of that, we can confirm that a HUGE match has been added to the card; Sean Gabriel vs Dan Sommers, after the events of our last show, Spunk Pro officials felt that this was a match the fans are dying to see and should be absolutely brutal, stiff and one to not miss. Don't miss it -- This weekend! It is bound to change things forever.
6.09.2007
6.3.07 - A Night Like This
6.3.07 - A Night Like This
The show starts off with Tommy Fiero in the ring, pacing back and forth looking like he is ready to explode. The fans are chanting 'you suck' at him as well as pelting him with garbage as the look on his face is one of pain, last time he was in this ring his shoulders were pinned to the mat by the man he trusted to make sure he didn't lose that belt, Jack Dod. Jack Dod, the new champion is the man he calls out, demanding a rematch here tonight. Instead of Jack Dod's music, it is Jesus X's music! Jesus X, and everybody in this arena feels as though he has been cheated last week, and deserves another shot before Tommy Fiero does. Fiero says he is the former champion, and deserves -- oh shit, here comes Spunk! Spunk never got a rematch when he lost the title, Fiero effectively ducked him. This is a mess, all three men are arguing they deserve shots, and oh lord, here comes Dan Sommers! All four men are arguing in the ring at who deserves Jack Dod first.
The familiar music plays over the loudspeakers, and Jack Dod storms through the curtain, title around his waist and huge smile. Dod laughs and soaks in the chaos in the arena for a while before he opens his mouth, telling them none of them deserve to shine his boots. He tells all 4 men that he is in the driver's seat now, and decides who he faces and who he doesn't. Apparently this doesn't sit well with him, as D runs up from behind and nails him with a lariat! Things completely break down now, as we have refs and officials everywhere breaking them up. When Dod is to his feet he says tonight Jesus X, Tommy Fiero, Dan Sommers and Spunk will square off in a one night tournament to see who faces him. This leaves D, who is being held back from him, as Dod looks at him and tells him "tough luck, kid. Maybe you can be an alternate if anybody gets hurt, but for now, you are nothing but a punk."
Things start to clear up as the card takes shape, we are given word from Marakuso that he is working on assembling this right now, and it looks like it will be Spunk vs Tommy Fiero and Dan Sommers vs Jesus X, winners square off, winner takes all and gets a shot at Jack Dod next week. We now cut backstage to the Celtic Bruisers talking about their tag team title match tonight against OdZ, a match that has been built to for quite a while now, only for a familiar voice to come in from off-camera.
"Well me'boys, I'm here, much like we agreed," the camera pans over to Seamus McFadden, as scummy as every, twirling his cane.
"Aye, Seamus," Sean pats him on the shoulder. "Tonight we face a buncha' liars an' cheaters! They have our number when its the three 'o them, we need to even the odds."
"An' even the odds we shall, my boy, we shall." Seamus raps the cane on the ground a few times. "You boys prepare, for tonight things go exactly as they should, an' you boys will get exactly what you deserve."
"Aye!" Sean yells out as Paddy clenches his fist and shouts as well, they both pat Seamus on the shoulder and walk off, looking more confident now, as Seamus huffs and fixes his suit.
Our first match of the evening is 2 teams from south of hte border facing off in what was a quick-paced bout that wowed the fans. The absolutely amazing Espirito picks up the win over the two rudos alongside Hector Casas using his speed to his favor and using a diving hurricanrana for the 3-count. The next bout is a change at revenge for Brad Wolf, after Guterez made his debut of sorts last time and low-blowed his way into the hearts of the fans, or their ire, either way. This match was back and forth, with Guterez the vet brawler and Wolf, not one to brawling either took it to the elder Mexican, but it was another low blow and an inside cradle that ended this match, giving Guterez the win!
Wait! We have word something is going on backstage! Our cameras catch up and its Fiero standing over Spunk, chain dangling from his hand, blood-dripping from him as Spunk lays out on the ground, covered in his own blood. Fiero motions for him to get up, as Spunk is slowly picking himself up -- WHAMMY BAR! Fiero is one sick bastard, and looks like he might have bought a bye into the finals here tonight! Fiero makes his way out for his match, as he looks quite smug when they announce Spunk, play his music and he is nowhere to be found. Marakuso comes out and says that Spunk is injured and being inspected by doctors right now, there is no way he can wrestle. Fiero nods in agreement and grabs the ref, telling him to raise his hand just as D's music hits and he sprints down to the ring. The look on Fiero's face is probably much like when he read the first string of reviews for his film. We'd like to see the look on his face as he went down for the 3-count after the huge, crushing lariat, but most of the fans were too busy celebrating, and Fiero was a bloody mess anyway, I doubt we'd have seen much. D wasn't even supposed to be in the tournament, and now he has a chance of fighting for the title next week!
Fiero up, and the fans are pelting him with garbage again, and he comes Spunk! Both men exchanging blows, and the fans are going nuts. Spunk levels Fiero with an elbow to the face and grabs the house mic, "I'm sick of you, Fiero. This is months and months in the making, but you've cost me too much; my pride, my championship, and almost my company. Next week, its you and me, one on one. Next week, we settle this for good."
The fans erupt at the thought of the very first STEEL CAGE match in Spunk Pro, between Tommy Fiero and Spunk, the singles match that everybody has been dying to see since what, like September? We take a quick look backstage as we see Seamus McFadden peeking through a door, nodding, "so tonight, your impact will be felt. Tonight you help me this one time, this one time, and I'll make you a star." He backs up as the door swings open, the hulking mass of Dan Sommers stepping out.
"Jus' this once, an' I got myself whatever I want?" Dan glares at Seamus, who laughs and pats him on the back.
"Dan my boy, you stick with me an' I'll get you anything you want," he points towards the curtain. "Now go out there and get your title shot."
Sommers vs Jesus X is up next, and the fans seem firmly behind Jesus X, something that a few months ago seemed nearly impossible. Jesus X the longest reigning champion in our history, the most dominant save for Big T in the early days, and easily the most devious, but the tables have turned and he returns as a hero. The task at hand tonight is not an enviable one, though, as he has to take out the monster in Dan Sommers. Sommers has been on a tear, destroying everything in his path with his patented Alabama Nightmare. Nobody has survived the Nightmare yet. Jesus X fought incredibly hard, but he couldn't survive the Nightmare. He reversed it quite a few times, but when it finally hit, the match was over. This makes our main event of the evening Dan Sommers vs D, winner next week fights Jack Dod in what is looking to be a huge card, with Spunk vs Tommy Fiero.
We move on now to a match for the tag team championship, between the champions, OdZ, who have been completely unstoppable, leaving blood, carnage and fire in their wake against the Celtic Bruisers, easily the toughest two men who have ever set foot into the Spunk Pro ring. From what we've seen they have brought in Seamus McFadden to even the odds tonight, as RUINER will most likely show up at some point, and by the looks of it, Seamus will be bringing back up in DAN SOMMERS, who just had a grueling match with Jesus X. Things start off slow, as Sean and Paddy try to feel out their opponents, but these guys are not for being felt out, as it already starts looking bleak for them with biting, clawing, thumbs to the eye and low blows. Sean and Paddy are never ones to get outclassed though, as their punches and headbutts are doing massive amounts of damage. It is back and forth between the four men until RUINER peeks out from UNDERNEATH THE RING and tosses salt in the eyes of Sean Gabriel! DEMOS is arguing with the ref now, who is keeping Baker at bay while ZODIAK and RUINER are putting the boots to Sean on the outside! This is brutality! R-75 by RUINER! ZODIAK gets Gabriel up, and he is looking for a tombstone on the floor.. RUINER tells him to hold on as he peels back the mats, he is going to do this on the concrete!
Here comes McFadden! McFadden run/waddling out from behind the curtain, waving his arms towards Sean from the back, and here comes Dan Sommers! Sommers dashes out and gets the greatest crowd reaction we've heard for him since he has teamed with Hobo Joe! Have things turned around here for him! ZODIAK drops Sean as he stands toe-to-toe with Sommers, McFadden standing behind him shouting, and the ref has taken notice, finally and is trying to break this up. Baker, loose now hops on DEMOS and begins pounding away on him and the ref sees this and tries to break it up. Gabriel trying to make his way back into the ring and Sommers lariats ZODIAK! McFadden with a cane to the eye of RUINER and Sommers is picking Gabriel up, who seems like dead weight at this point. He hoists him up on his shoulder with McFaddens help and looks like he is going to roll him back into the ring, he starts to, then looks over at McFadden, who smiles at him. Sommers steps back and... No.. No.. Dear lord no -- ALABAMA NIGHTMARE!! The arena has fallen silent, as Sommers and McFadden stand over the fallen Gabriel... RUINER getting up and looking over in disbelief, and the fans don't know what to do, what to say, shock. Sommers violently picks up the body of Gabriel and tosses him into the ring, Baker is looking over confused and is down off the apron, chasing after McFadden, only for Sommers to level him with a lariat! DEMOS regains himself and quickly locks in the SIDS Clutch! 1.............. 2........ not this way.. not THIS way.. 3! Its over! OdZ retains the titles, and McFadden is a giant little squirmy piece of shit! McFadden and Sommers head to the back, as McFadden is laughing maniacally, twirling his cane. He is heard shouting "You were weak, Gabriel! You were weak! You let these people get into your head! Sommers is strong! You both are weak"
If anything, this helped Sommers, as this gives him some time to rest up before his match against D. Officials are cleaning out the ring and helping both Celtic Bruisers to the back, Gabriel refusing a stretcher or assistance from officials and is being dragged out, Baker draping his arm over his shoulder. The fans applaud as the two make their way to the back, both beaten down and without the tag titles, a look of determination in Gabriel's eyes.
D making his way down to the ring now, looking as ready as ever to take the world on. Here comes Sommers now, to a loud, loud array of boos, and he is getting the "Tommy Fiero Garbage Treatment" now as well, Seamus McFadden in tow, yelling at the fans to shut up! This match was as hard-hitting as they come, D using the more traditional Japanese style with his striking and moves that look like they hurt, while Dan is just a fucking monster and likes to hurt people. McFadden getting in his trademarked 'cheap shots(TM)' on D whenever the ref isn't looking, and the crowd is molten for this match! D, who years in the making has been waiting for this chance to finally claim the throne of Spunk Pro, get out of the shadow of Spunk and his brother, Jesus X, and claim what he feels to be his destiny. Of course the only problem right now is a 280 pound monster with fists of granite and a knee of solid steel as well as the little carny bastard waving his cane around on the outside. Dan is in firm control now, as a series of backdrops and devastating lariats have really gotten to D's head. Dan has him up for the Nightmare, and the crowd is erupting, there is commotion, Paddy Baker running down the ramp, and the ref dashes out to stop him, as Dan drops D, shouting at the ref to get back in here and let him kill D. McFadden down! McFadden down! Gabriel just jumped out of the crowd and clocked him in the back of the head! Gabriel grabs the cane, and holds it up to the lights, the fans going nuts. Sommers still isn't paying attention, as Gabriel has slid into the ring. D is staggering to his feet as well. Gabriel is poised behind Sommers, whom he taps on the shoulder.. Sommers turns around and -- WHACK -- WHIFF! Sommers ducks, D off the ropes and Gabriel moves out of the way, Sommers didn't see that lariat coming! D just took his freaking head off with that lariat! The ref slides in just in time for the count... 1.....2.......3!!! D has done it! D, who wasn't even supposed to be involved in this will go on to face JACK DOD FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP!
Sommers is up, and he looks like he has no clue what has happened, he is looking around and look out, Gabriel in the ring, and he uses that cane and just cracks him right in the skull with it! Sommers is out! Gabriel stands over him, the cane held high as we cut away, and until next time, this is SPUNK PRO, and this is CHAOS.
1. Espirito(O)/Hector Casas (11:38 - Espiritorana) Infernales (Bromista(X)/Camillo del Noche)
2. Pedro Guterez (13:13 - Inside Cradle) Brad Wolf
3. Semi-Finals: D (16:32 - Lariat) Tommy Fiero
4. Semi-Finals: Dan Sommers (23:14 - Alabama Nightmare) Jesus X
5. Spunk Pro Tag Championship: OdZ (ZODIAK/DEMOS(O))(C) (24:14 - SIDS Clutch) Celtic Bruisers (Sean Gabriel(X)/Paddy Baker)
6. Finals: D (21:43 - Lariat) Dan Sommers
The show starts off with Tommy Fiero in the ring, pacing back and forth looking like he is ready to explode. The fans are chanting 'you suck' at him as well as pelting him with garbage as the look on his face is one of pain, last time he was in this ring his shoulders were pinned to the mat by the man he trusted to make sure he didn't lose that belt, Jack Dod. Jack Dod, the new champion is the man he calls out, demanding a rematch here tonight. Instead of Jack Dod's music, it is Jesus X's music! Jesus X, and everybody in this arena feels as though he has been cheated last week, and deserves another shot before Tommy Fiero does. Fiero says he is the former champion, and deserves -- oh shit, here comes Spunk! Spunk never got a rematch when he lost the title, Fiero effectively ducked him. This is a mess, all three men are arguing they deserve shots, and oh lord, here comes Dan Sommers! All four men are arguing in the ring at who deserves Jack Dod first.
The familiar music plays over the loudspeakers, and Jack Dod storms through the curtain, title around his waist and huge smile. Dod laughs and soaks in the chaos in the arena for a while before he opens his mouth, telling them none of them deserve to shine his boots. He tells all 4 men that he is in the driver's seat now, and decides who he faces and who he doesn't. Apparently this doesn't sit well with him, as D runs up from behind and nails him with a lariat! Things completely break down now, as we have refs and officials everywhere breaking them up. When Dod is to his feet he says tonight Jesus X, Tommy Fiero, Dan Sommers and Spunk will square off in a one night tournament to see who faces him. This leaves D, who is being held back from him, as Dod looks at him and tells him "tough luck, kid. Maybe you can be an alternate if anybody gets hurt, but for now, you are nothing but a punk."
Things start to clear up as the card takes shape, we are given word from Marakuso that he is working on assembling this right now, and it looks like it will be Spunk vs Tommy Fiero and Dan Sommers vs Jesus X, winners square off, winner takes all and gets a shot at Jack Dod next week. We now cut backstage to the Celtic Bruisers talking about their tag team title match tonight against OdZ, a match that has been built to for quite a while now, only for a familiar voice to come in from off-camera.
"Well me'boys, I'm here, much like we agreed," the camera pans over to Seamus McFadden, as scummy as every, twirling his cane.
"Aye, Seamus," Sean pats him on the shoulder. "Tonight we face a buncha' liars an' cheaters! They have our number when its the three 'o them, we need to even the odds."
"An' even the odds we shall, my boy, we shall." Seamus raps the cane on the ground a few times. "You boys prepare, for tonight things go exactly as they should, an' you boys will get exactly what you deserve."
"Aye!" Sean yells out as Paddy clenches his fist and shouts as well, they both pat Seamus on the shoulder and walk off, looking more confident now, as Seamus huffs and fixes his suit.
Our first match of the evening is 2 teams from south of hte border facing off in what was a quick-paced bout that wowed the fans. The absolutely amazing Espirito picks up the win over the two rudos alongside Hector Casas using his speed to his favor and using a diving hurricanrana for the 3-count. The next bout is a change at revenge for Brad Wolf, after Guterez made his debut of sorts last time and low-blowed his way into the hearts of the fans, or their ire, either way. This match was back and forth, with Guterez the vet brawler and Wolf, not one to brawling either took it to the elder Mexican, but it was another low blow and an inside cradle that ended this match, giving Guterez the win!
Wait! We have word something is going on backstage! Our cameras catch up and its Fiero standing over Spunk, chain dangling from his hand, blood-dripping from him as Spunk lays out on the ground, covered in his own blood. Fiero motions for him to get up, as Spunk is slowly picking himself up -- WHAMMY BAR! Fiero is one sick bastard, and looks like he might have bought a bye into the finals here tonight! Fiero makes his way out for his match, as he looks quite smug when they announce Spunk, play his music and he is nowhere to be found. Marakuso comes out and says that Spunk is injured and being inspected by doctors right now, there is no way he can wrestle. Fiero nods in agreement and grabs the ref, telling him to raise his hand just as D's music hits and he sprints down to the ring. The look on Fiero's face is probably much like when he read the first string of reviews for his film. We'd like to see the look on his face as he went down for the 3-count after the huge, crushing lariat, but most of the fans were too busy celebrating, and Fiero was a bloody mess anyway, I doubt we'd have seen much. D wasn't even supposed to be in the tournament, and now he has a chance of fighting for the title next week!
Fiero up, and the fans are pelting him with garbage again, and he comes Spunk! Both men exchanging blows, and the fans are going nuts. Spunk levels Fiero with an elbow to the face and grabs the house mic, "I'm sick of you, Fiero. This is months and months in the making, but you've cost me too much; my pride, my championship, and almost my company. Next week, its you and me, one on one. Next week, we settle this for good."
The fans erupt at the thought of the very first STEEL CAGE match in Spunk Pro, between Tommy Fiero and Spunk, the singles match that everybody has been dying to see since what, like September? We take a quick look backstage as we see Seamus McFadden peeking through a door, nodding, "so tonight, your impact will be felt. Tonight you help me this one time, this one time, and I'll make you a star." He backs up as the door swings open, the hulking mass of Dan Sommers stepping out.
"Jus' this once, an' I got myself whatever I want?" Dan glares at Seamus, who laughs and pats him on the back.
"Dan my boy, you stick with me an' I'll get you anything you want," he points towards the curtain. "Now go out there and get your title shot."
Sommers vs Jesus X is up next, and the fans seem firmly behind Jesus X, something that a few months ago seemed nearly impossible. Jesus X the longest reigning champion in our history, the most dominant save for Big T in the early days, and easily the most devious, but the tables have turned and he returns as a hero. The task at hand tonight is not an enviable one, though, as he has to take out the monster in Dan Sommers. Sommers has been on a tear, destroying everything in his path with his patented Alabama Nightmare. Nobody has survived the Nightmare yet. Jesus X fought incredibly hard, but he couldn't survive the Nightmare. He reversed it quite a few times, but when it finally hit, the match was over. This makes our main event of the evening Dan Sommers vs D, winner next week fights Jack Dod in what is looking to be a huge card, with Spunk vs Tommy Fiero.
We move on now to a match for the tag team championship, between the champions, OdZ, who have been completely unstoppable, leaving blood, carnage and fire in their wake against the Celtic Bruisers, easily the toughest two men who have ever set foot into the Spunk Pro ring. From what we've seen they have brought in Seamus McFadden to even the odds tonight, as RUINER will most likely show up at some point, and by the looks of it, Seamus will be bringing back up in DAN SOMMERS, who just had a grueling match with Jesus X. Things start off slow, as Sean and Paddy try to feel out their opponents, but these guys are not for being felt out, as it already starts looking bleak for them with biting, clawing, thumbs to the eye and low blows. Sean and Paddy are never ones to get outclassed though, as their punches and headbutts are doing massive amounts of damage. It is back and forth between the four men until RUINER peeks out from UNDERNEATH THE RING and tosses salt in the eyes of Sean Gabriel! DEMOS is arguing with the ref now, who is keeping Baker at bay while ZODIAK and RUINER are putting the boots to Sean on the outside! This is brutality! R-75 by RUINER! ZODIAK gets Gabriel up, and he is looking for a tombstone on the floor.. RUINER tells him to hold on as he peels back the mats, he is going to do this on the concrete!
Here comes McFadden! McFadden run/waddling out from behind the curtain, waving his arms towards Sean from the back, and here comes Dan Sommers! Sommers dashes out and gets the greatest crowd reaction we've heard for him since he has teamed with Hobo Joe! Have things turned around here for him! ZODIAK drops Sean as he stands toe-to-toe with Sommers, McFadden standing behind him shouting, and the ref has taken notice, finally and is trying to break this up. Baker, loose now hops on DEMOS and begins pounding away on him and the ref sees this and tries to break it up. Gabriel trying to make his way back into the ring and Sommers lariats ZODIAK! McFadden with a cane to the eye of RUINER and Sommers is picking Gabriel up, who seems like dead weight at this point. He hoists him up on his shoulder with McFaddens help and looks like he is going to roll him back into the ring, he starts to, then looks over at McFadden, who smiles at him. Sommers steps back and... No.. No.. Dear lord no -- ALABAMA NIGHTMARE!! The arena has fallen silent, as Sommers and McFadden stand over the fallen Gabriel... RUINER getting up and looking over in disbelief, and the fans don't know what to do, what to say, shock. Sommers violently picks up the body of Gabriel and tosses him into the ring, Baker is looking over confused and is down off the apron, chasing after McFadden, only for Sommers to level him with a lariat! DEMOS regains himself and quickly locks in the SIDS Clutch! 1.............. 2........ not this way.. not THIS way.. 3! Its over! OdZ retains the titles, and McFadden is a giant little squirmy piece of shit! McFadden and Sommers head to the back, as McFadden is laughing maniacally, twirling his cane. He is heard shouting "You were weak, Gabriel! You were weak! You let these people get into your head! Sommers is strong! You both are weak"
If anything, this helped Sommers, as this gives him some time to rest up before his match against D. Officials are cleaning out the ring and helping both Celtic Bruisers to the back, Gabriel refusing a stretcher or assistance from officials and is being dragged out, Baker draping his arm over his shoulder. The fans applaud as the two make their way to the back, both beaten down and without the tag titles, a look of determination in Gabriel's eyes.
D making his way down to the ring now, looking as ready as ever to take the world on. Here comes Sommers now, to a loud, loud array of boos, and he is getting the "Tommy Fiero Garbage Treatment" now as well, Seamus McFadden in tow, yelling at the fans to shut up! This match was as hard-hitting as they come, D using the more traditional Japanese style with his striking and moves that look like they hurt, while Dan is just a fucking monster and likes to hurt people. McFadden getting in his trademarked 'cheap shots(TM)' on D whenever the ref isn't looking, and the crowd is molten for this match! D, who years in the making has been waiting for this chance to finally claim the throne of Spunk Pro, get out of the shadow of Spunk and his brother, Jesus X, and claim what he feels to be his destiny. Of course the only problem right now is a 280 pound monster with fists of granite and a knee of solid steel as well as the little carny bastard waving his cane around on the outside. Dan is in firm control now, as a series of backdrops and devastating lariats have really gotten to D's head. Dan has him up for the Nightmare, and the crowd is erupting, there is commotion, Paddy Baker running down the ramp, and the ref dashes out to stop him, as Dan drops D, shouting at the ref to get back in here and let him kill D. McFadden down! McFadden down! Gabriel just jumped out of the crowd and clocked him in the back of the head! Gabriel grabs the cane, and holds it up to the lights, the fans going nuts. Sommers still isn't paying attention, as Gabriel has slid into the ring. D is staggering to his feet as well. Gabriel is poised behind Sommers, whom he taps on the shoulder.. Sommers turns around and -- WHACK -- WHIFF! Sommers ducks, D off the ropes and Gabriel moves out of the way, Sommers didn't see that lariat coming! D just took his freaking head off with that lariat! The ref slides in just in time for the count... 1.....2.......3!!! D has done it! D, who wasn't even supposed to be involved in this will go on to face JACK DOD FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP!
Sommers is up, and he looks like he has no clue what has happened, he is looking around and look out, Gabriel in the ring, and he uses that cane and just cracks him right in the skull with it! Sommers is out! Gabriel stands over him, the cane held high as we cut away, and until next time, this is SPUNK PRO, and this is CHAOS.
1. Espirito(O)/Hector Casas (11:38 - Espiritorana) Infernales (Bromista(X)/Camillo del Noche)
2. Pedro Guterez (13:13 - Inside Cradle) Brad Wolf
3. Semi-Finals: D (16:32 - Lariat) Tommy Fiero
4. Semi-Finals: Dan Sommers (23:14 - Alabama Nightmare) Jesus X
5. Spunk Pro Tag Championship: OdZ (ZODIAK/DEMOS(O))(C) (24:14 - SIDS Clutch) Celtic Bruisers (Sean Gabriel(X)/Paddy Baker)
6. Finals: D (21:43 - Lariat) Dan Sommers
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