Spunk Pro 1.12.06

LIVE from the Murray Center in North Providence, RI.. Drawing a crowd of 5,331 its SPUNK.. PRO!

1. Plasterlock Challenge: Nickelangelo (:06 - Plasterlock) Some Dude

--Another blatantly planted fan is picked out of the audience. Yet another Greek food offering was made, in the form of a pizza again, except he upped the ante to TWO pizzas now, what a guy. Traditional greek pizza, hmm? This fan was kinda pudgy, as he obviously really likes pizza or something. Nickelangelo gets the PLASTERLOCK applied when RenegaYdawg throws his sandal at the guy's face, and Asstaco low blows him, making him pass out. Nickelangelo then starts chowing down on the pizza when the Pee-Wee's Playhouse theme comes on, scaring the shit out of Nickelangelo for some reason (granted, not enough to stop eating pizza).

2. DiNk/Travis Wilkes(O) (21:05 - Lightning Cradle) DEMOS/RUINER(X)

-- This whole ordeal stems from Bozac Pro, as the aborted hand of Martha Dumptruck was caused by DEMOS. Apparently DEMOS has a partner now in havoc, trying to make Dink's life a living hell (for what reason, we don't really know). But Dink's backup came in a 'prodigal son' of sorts in Travis Wilkes. Travis Wilkes was a Spunk trainee who left the gym after a few months of training to join NDP. Wilkes had a decent run in NDP, even winning a huge match at the Evo-01 event to get a IHW Junior title shot, only to be defeated in WILD soon after.

Wilkes has been working all over since then, but has now finally chosen to appear in Spunk Pro to come to the aid of the Dinkster. Wilkes made an impressive Spunk Pro debut pinning RUINER after an enzuiguri and a LiGHTNING CRADLE for the 3-count.

3. Bozac-Gun (Jimmy Snotz(O)/Donnie Blood) (18:23 - Fire Thunder Whip) Walking Talking Stereotypes (Alabama Dan(X)/Hobo Joe)

-- The debut in Spunk Pro of two of Bozac Pro's acquisitions. Two guys basically in street clothes using a lot of weapons. Imagine them facing off with Hobo Joe, whom is also a weapons whore. Nevermind Dan who is just a fucking asshole of a brawler. This was obviously a match Druid was wanking over due to the HARDCOREness of it. It is Bozac Pro tradition for every 'homegrown' guy to use a normal DDT to try to end the matches, and it never fucking works.

The Bozac Pro guys looked impressive, I guess. But there is only so far 'impressive' can take you against a world class tag team. Things were looking ugly for them, when all of a sudden SUPERJEW and SHAKIN' TOM rush through the crowd! Spear on Dan by Super Jew! Roid Rage on Joe! My god... Fiyah Sundah Bomb on Dan! 1............2............3!

4. Mr. T (10:13 - B.A.D.) YUSUKE

-- There is quite a backstory to this one. Mr. T is a man that has been with Spunk Pro from the very beginning, as the very first champion, and has always been seen as one of the biggest roadblocks in the climb to the top. YUSUKE is the prodigy from Spunk's gym, only debuted a matter of months ago and has seen more spotlight than most debuting wrestlers in Spunk Pro will see in a year. YUSUKE has proven to be a thorn in Mr. T's side, with his MAXIMUM German Suplex, pinning Mr. T upon his debut, and proving to be a thorn in his side at every turn.

T isn't looking for a simple win here, he is looking to punish this young upstart, and possibly end his career here... But then again, its Mr. FUCKING T, he is like that with everybody he faces. YUSUKE fights a never-say-die style, though, summoning the spirit of Ti'en Yangisawa and taking multiple chokeslams and kicking out. But the B.A.D. means GOOD-FUCKING-NIGHT, foo! This has proven to not be YUSUKE's weekend.

5. Spunk Pro Junior Championship: MAX (17:47 - High Bridge German Suplex Hold) Shogo Otsuka (C)

-- Shogo down! Shogo down! MAX finally pulls the big W out on Shogo, and fought like his life depended on this match. His left arm looked like it was about to fall off as it was twisted up so badly, but he kept fighting back! After the match, Shogo offered his hand to MAX, MAX took it, only to flip him around and plant him on his head with a German Suplex.

6. Loser Leaves Town Match: Prophet D (18:01 - Last Fantasy of Christ) Spunk

-- The build to this is fucking intense. Hell, you could cut the tension with a Lester "T" Bourbon brand steak knife if you so chose to do so. D and X were Spunk's premire students upon opening up his gym, only for X to splinter away due to his massive ego, leaving D as Spunk's lone successor. D and Jesus X have fueded throughout Spunk Pro's history, with D's older brother always ending up with the upperhand. Finally when D failed in his trial series, losing to Spunk, something snapped. As Spunk was fighting for the Spunk Pro title against Jesus X, D came out... The fans thought for moral support for Spunk, only for D to nail Spunk with a lariat, leading into the finish. Since then, D has followed his older brother, and foresaken his relationship with Spunk.

Tonight we see a battered and bruised Spunk from Thursday night's WILD show going against a fresh D, but Spunk knowing what is at stake here; the company that he has built up, and a young, rising star on the path of destruction. D pulled out all the stops, taking it to the air a few times to get Spunk off of his feet, as well as brawling on the outside and powerbombing him onto the exposed floor! D kept his focus on the legs of Spunk, after seeing what happened to him on Thursday night, as well as the back of the head/neck area. Spunk nailed a sick high kick at the 15 minute mark, but was too busy grasping at his leg to be able to make the cover.

When he finally does, D is able to kick-out, leading into a Gorilla Clutch! Spunk seems at his wit's end, but refuses to tap out! D looking for a lariat -- CONNECTS@! 1.........2........NO! 2.99! Spunk somehow powers out of it! D propping him up top, oh no.. Not this! Spunk trying to fight it off! D with a lariat to a propped up Spunk! He drapes him over his shoulders ---- THE LAST. FANTASY. OF CHRIST!!!! He just nailed a fucking BURNING HAMMER!! He makes the cover... 1............2............3! This one is over! Spunk has been defeated, and will be forced to leave his own promotion! Spunk is immobile at the moment, as they have to stretcher him out, as D with Jesus X by his side chuckle. X grabs a microphone and proclaims that he is now the power in Spunk Pro, with D by his side -- they are unstoppable.

D asked for a title shot, and Jesus X granted it to him, as long as he makes it through Lester tonight.

7. Spunk Pro World Championship: Jesus X(C) (21:05 -Superkick) Lester "T" Bourbon

-- This is it, the match where its all on the line. The unstoppable T-Team, featuring Lester "T" Bourbon, Mr. T and Bobo Gomez have steam-rolled the competition since their formation. Lester forming an alliance with Mr. T and rejuvinating his career and setting him on the path of destruction once again. Since then, they've won the Spunk Pro Tag titles off of Spunk and Shogo Otsuka, and Lester won a 3-way match, defeating Jesus X's little brother with a Sleeperhold to get a shot at Jesus X here tonight!

Jesus X celebrated his 1-year anniversary as the champ on December 16th, putting him in the Spunk Pro record books, and has proven to be the dominant force throughout this year in Spunk Pro. Coming seemingly out of nowhere to win the title from a battered and bruised Dink, this self-proclaimed son of god has gone from a man that people were hard-sold on, to one of the most dominant competitors in Spunk Pro history.

Tonight, Lester Bourbon proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that he is one of the toughest men in Spunk Pro today. By the 15 minute mark he had Jesus X reeling, with a series of Last Rides (the same series that put Spunk away for the Tag Titles), followed by a Pedo-gree for a kickout! He nails an Axe Bomber only for X to kick out! A big boot -- Leg Drop! AND JESUS X GETS UP! Lester looks frustrated, as he nails a double arm suplex. Uh oh, it looks like its POOOOOOOOOOUNCE-Bomber time! He bounces off the ropes -- SUPERKICK!! 1..........2.........2.99! That was close!

Lester heading up top for an elbowdrop -- AND ITS D! D with a chairshot! Lester is crotched now, and Jesus is looking for the Sign of the X from the top! AND HERE COMES MR. T! MR. T! He is brawling it out with D! Lester able to elbow Jesus X off of him, Mr. T has D down... He looks like he is going for the B.A.D... ITS 001! Lariat on T! We have pandemonium on the outside! Lester looks like he is setting up for a top rope leg drop! This would clearly be the end of this match! Wait, who the fuck is that! Somebody is out there now, short white hair and eyeliner it looks like distracting Lester! He shakes the ropes, Lester is falling towards the ring, and Jesus X is up -- HE CATCHES HIM WITH A SUPERKICK COMING OFF THE TOP!!!! 1!!!! 2!!! 3!!!! And Jesus X is still your champion, folks!