2.26.2007

Spunk Pro - Letters in Blood

Spunk Pro Wrestling - 2.26.07 - Letters in Blood

After the last show YUSUKE immediately received medical attention where he spoke to reporters, an emotional wreck declaring he knows nothing about this "Zodiak" but would put his International Championship on the line against him to regain his pride, claiming that he is the future of Spunk Pro and wants it to return to its glory, with him at the helm.

We saw Big T come out and demand that the man who tried to ruin him, Johnny Jett comes out and faces him, only for Jett to come out and send his spokesman, Billy Hollywood instead. Hollywood was thusly destroyed in quick fashion by the new, meaner T. D and Bobo teamed up again, this time against the former tag champions, who put on one hell of a match against the Celtic Bruisers last time, with this new team looking unstoppable! The D Lariat into Gomez's Muso was enough to put the tough-as-nails Alabama Dan down for the 3-count! It looks like the Tag Division has more competition!

The tag champions collided after a backstage, drunken argument over their tag title match from last week, with the blame changing every time. It spilled to the ring, where we were treated to a brutal 30 minute match between the two, another in a long line of Gabriel/Baker matches, only for them to draw and shake hands post-match. Spunk then took on DEMOS, who seemingly brought the curse of ZODIAK to Spunk Pro, which apparently was his plan for months now. What we saw was a quick, heated match with the win going to Spunk after a series of kicks, followed by a huge left high kick that was heard throughout the arena. Spunk with a haphazard cover for the 3-count, only for ZODIAK to slide out from under the ring and nail Spunk with some GREEN MIST, and to hit a huge Tombstone Piledriver on Spunk!! YUSUKE charging the ring now, tossing the belt aside and we have a brawl ensuing here! YUSUKE and this newcomer, ZODIAK are tearing up the arena, and a huge DDT from ZODIAK on the floor, as he tosses YUSUKE into the ring steps. Oh no, it looks like he is setting him up for that fireball again, he lights it -- YUSUKE with a leg sweep as a giant fireball shoots up into the air! YUSUKE catches a kick from ZODIAK -- CAPTURE SUPLEX! That is a new one! It spills back into the ring, only for DEMOS to nail him with some mist of his own, setting up for ZODIAK to use a Michinoku Driver II, aptly named the Zodiak Spike for the win. NEW. CHAMPION.

1. Big T (2.10 - B.A.D.) Billy Hollywood
2. Bobo Gomez/D(O) (34.29 - Lariat -> Muso) WTST (Alabama Dan(X)/Hobo Joe)
3. Sean Gabriel (30.00 - Draw) Paddy Baker
4. Spunk (12.25 - Terminal High Kick) DEMOS
5. Spunk Pro International Championship: ZODIAK (21.33 - Zodiak Spike) YUSUKE (C)

2.19.2007

Spunk Pro - OVERTURE.07

While details are still hazy at best, insider n00z sources have reported that Spunk Pro had a plethora of financial woes late in 2006 when Thomas R. Fiero and Jesus X made a deal and apparently a good portion of the Spunk Pro roster has either quit, disappeared or pledged allegiance to Jesus X. Apparently this is (was?) part of Fiero's plan; to sabotage Spunk Pro. Regardless, Spunk Pro held an impromptu FRREEEEEEEEEEEEE show tonight that aired on national television.

Spunk Pro - OVERTURE.07


1. Bobo Gomez(O)/D (22.33 - Lariat -> Muso) Brad Wolf/Lee Stone(X)
2. Big T (4.41 - B.A.D.) Manakuro Marakuso
3. DEMOS (14.46 - SIDS Clutch) YUSUKE
4. Spunk Pro Tag Team Championship: Celtic Bruisers (Sean Gabriel/Paddy Baker(^)) (24.04 - Double Count Out) WTST (Alabama Dan/Hobo Joe(^))
5. Vio-Gun (Spunk/YUSUKE(O)) (10.30 - DQ (Fireball)) OdZ (ZODIAK(X)/DEMOS)

Tonight saw what we can only guess is the RELAUNCHING OF SPUNK PRO, which will hopefully be bigger, better and with less filler. While the roster is still not exactly huge, D made his return from injury and teamed up with Bobo Gomez in a teaming that worked quite well, as D helped to break the cliche of return matches and helped to win, nailing the prone Lee Stone with a lariat while Bobo was struggling to get him up with the Muso. It was Muso, 1.2.3 and LIGHTS OUT. Brad Wolf challenged D to a bout afterwards, saying that while he showed fire, he would go commando on him and give him a real welcome back.

Mr. T, after being exposed by Johnny Jett, and after Jett took Jesus X's/Fiero's money and ran has come back with a VENGEANCE. No longer a fraud, he is now showing off a single-strapped black singlet and his signature mohawk, calling himself simply Big T. Big T destroyed veteran stalwart Marakuso in just shy of 5 minutes with the B.A.D..

Spunk Pro super-ace YUSUKE faced off with OdZ super-champion DEMOS in what was a heated contest that literally ended with fire and a bang! YUSUKE was setting DEMOS up for his patented Dragon Suplex for what most were thinking was the end when a figure jumped the guard rail; long dark hair, pale complexion with black and red facepaint and torn up black clothing. DEMOS took this as his cue and ducked while the figure tossed a fireball at YUSUKE; it barely missing, but putting YUSUKE off-balance enough for DEMOS to hit a quick SIDS Clutch for the win! Both men are putting the boots to YUSUKE when Spunk storms the ring and the two men screw, leaving Spunk to attend to YUSUKE.

Next we hosted the much-anticipated Tag Team Title match between the CB (CB!CB!CB!) and WTST. It was all that we could expect, only to be cut short by both legal men in Baker and Hobo Joe (in new gear!) being counted out while Sean and Dan brawled at ringside as well. Absolutely nothing was resolved in this match, and we can only expect more from both teams. Then we cut to backstage, where Spunk and YUSUKE storm the OdZ locker room only to encounter DEMOS and this newcomer and begin brawling. The brawl soon spills out to the ring, and we have ourselves an impromptu tag team main event! This was nothing pretty, as YUSUKE is already rather banged up, and this newcomer is still completely unknown other than the fireball he tossed at YUSUKE before. From what we can tell, he is a complete sadist who loves inflicting pain on his opponents... Which makes him a perfect fit for OdZ. Out of nowhere on the outside he tosses YUSUKE into the guard rail, then slams his head hard into the ringpost, then gives himself distance while DEMOS and Spunk are fighting in the ring... Wait.. FIREBALL! He tosses a fireball and it nails YUSUKE, whose hair has caught fire as he frantically tries to shake it off, with a crew running in with a fire extinguisher! It is chaos at ringside, as the lights go out, and the signal we have seen before appears in the ring! It is the sign.. The sign of the Zodiac Killer!. We fade out to the symbol and the sound of extinguishers and screams.