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Spunk Pro -- The Last Temptation of Christ

1. AVN Championship: Pete Bartfarti vs Nickelangelo (C)

-- Pete has haunted Nickelangelo and the 3GK for what seems like ages now, taking the coveted AVN Championship off of Nickelangelo, only for Nick to win it back in a tag team match. This, my friends, shall be the rubber match between the two, except bareback, no rubbers involved.

2. #1 Contendership Evo-01 Tag: RE.Volution (Tomohiro Ito/Jun Mochizuki) vs Strike Force (Brad Wolf/Lee Stone)

-- RE.Volution is the mastermind of Tomohiro Ito. Sick of waiting on the sidelines to be booked and considered a big deal, he and his long term partner Jun Mochizuki spent time training and refining their styles before deciding to make a huge splash on Spunk Pro. Strike Force takes acception to this, as Brad Wolf was a dominant International Champion, and his partner Lee Stone has proven to be a tough bastard. Both teams want the limelight, but only one can take it.

3. Evo-01 Tag - 2/3 Falls: LRI (Stuart Robinson/VD Dod)(C) vs Spunk-Gun (YUSUKE/Shogo Otsuka)

-- LRI need no introduction. The titles themselves were won at Evo-01 over 2 years ago alongside Fat Lip as trios titles. Fat Lip soon retired from pro-wrestling and Stuart and VD decided to keep the titles, letting Fat Lip retire a champion while they still defended the belts. LRI lost the titles to Hando and Dink later on, but after Hando disappeared, LRI reclaimed the titles as their own. LRI have made a splash on Spunk Pro, with Spunk-Gun defending the honor of Spunk Pro, and wanting to give those titles a true, comfortable home.

4. Deathmatch: DiNk vs DEMOS

-- DEMOS, upon his debut put a huge beating on Martha Dumptruck, causing her unborn child to die, thus spawning one of the biggest heels in recent history. Dink's path to redemption for the death of his unborn son is a rocky road for a young, quasi-retarded Jeff Hardy fan just discovering TNA, and his ability to try to speak like a normal human being. At Int.Design DiNk pulled up a huge upset victory over DEMOS, only to upset DEMOS more to set up this deathmatch. Recently DEMOS brought clippers to the ring and cut the hair of Tom Johnson, a Young Dragon and threatened to do the same to Dink. Rumors of a Mascara Contra Caballeros match have been running around, but no official challenge has been laid down yet, but DEMOS is set to embarass Dink into retirement.

5. Spunk Pro Int: Bobo "T" Gomez (C) vs Jimmy Snotz

-- The T-Team's bruiser of a defender set to defend his title from one of Bozac Pro's invaders, Jimmy Snotz.

6. T-Team (Mr. T/Lester "T" Bourbon) vs Bozac-Gun (Druid/Bee-Man)

-- Will Lester finally be able to close the chapter of his career that has haunted him since entering Spunk Pro, putting Bozac Pro to rest? The T-Team squares off with the founders of Bozac-Gun in what should be a war.

7. Locust Star vs D

-- D at this point is a lost soul. His relationship with the Ministry seems cloudy, and this violent masked Locust Star has haunted his every step over the past few months. Will D finally be able to relax?

8. Spunk Pro Tag: Physical Speceminz (Jewberg/Tom)(C) vs WT Stereotypes (Alabama Dan/Hobo Joe)

-- Quite possibly the biggest tag match in Spunk Pro history, with the WT Stereotypes given the chance to show why they have been the most dominant and popular tag team in Spunk Pro history in hopes of regaining the titles from the PS boys, and sending them packing.

9. Spunk Pro Heavyweight: Jesus X (C) vs 001

-- 001's origins are obscured by his mask and his memory, but what is clear is that Jesus X no longer wishes for him to exist. Jesus X at the time of this defense will have held the title for 18 months straight, and with his Ministry growing with younger, more athletic prospects, his need for a large, bruiser of a bodyguard has run out. Has he finally reached his limits in challenging his ultimate creation? 001 has been able to put Jesus X away with his Infinity Bomb in a feat that only Alabama Dan has done in recent months, pinning the champion. Does 001 have his former mentor's number, or is this all an elaborate trap by Jesus X to lead to his destruction?