2.20.06 - Warwick Musical Theater, Warwick, RI -- 898 fans
1. DEMOS (11:30 - SIDS Clutch) Tom Johnson
-- DEMOS starting things off taking it to the rookie, Tom Johnson who has been teaming with Dink and Travis Wilkes against the EVIL ZOKUGAI! Tom uses all of his BOKOBOKO training, but still cannot overcome DEMOS. Post-match beatdown by ZOKUGAI, only for Dink and Wilkes to make the save! Things between these two sides are at a boiling point now!
2. AVN Championship Triple Threat: Pete Batfarti vs Nickelangelo vs Billy Hollywood (C)
Nickelangelo (10:17 - Nickozuna Drop) Billy Hollywood
-- This match was the boiling point of the two fat men and Billy Hollywood. Billy dismissed his ninja swat team, while Nick sent the 3GK to the back. Pete sent Team PTFO to the back as well, as this match will be honorable. We had some HOT ACTION throughout, with all 3 men bringing the fabricated hate. Pete and Nick went through bouts of gassing out in the early stages, with Billy beating them both down. Nick used the SICILIAN PIZZA on Pete on the outside (crowbar inside) as he went back to fight Billy. Billy was going for the Star*Maker when Nickelangelo in all of his fatness just stood there, then dropped his fat ass on Billy's neck and picks up the win!
3. Brad Wolf(O)/Lee Stone (12:35 - Vertical Reverse DDT) Bozac-Gun (Jimmy Snotz/Donnie Blood(X))
BOZAC vs SPUNK PRO!! Nothing much to see here, except the scumbags getting pinned.
4. YUSUKE (15:23 - Dragon Suplex) VD Dod
-- After the tag match from the last show, youth sensation YUSUKE took on VD Dod of LRI. VD getting the pinfall over YUSUKE last time, and this time trying to use his weapons and brawling against YUSUKE. YU fought hard, and pulled out the Dragon Suplex for the decisive victory over VD, calling for a Evo Tag Title shot!
5. Elimination Tag Spunk Pro vs Bozac-Gun: Spunk Pro Alliance (Alabama Dan/Hobo Joe/Mr. T/Bobo "T" Gomez) vs Bozac-Gun (Druid/Bee-Man/Shakin' Tom/Jewberg)
-- Mr. T (41:05 - Chokeslam -> KO) Druid
-- Jewberg (43:26 - Jewhammer) Mr. T
-- Jewberg (46:45 - Jewhammer -> KO) Hobo Joe
-- Jewberg (57:03 - Jewhammer) Alabama Dan
-- Jewberg (57:51 - Jewhammer) Bobo "T" Gomez
-- This match was HUGE! The T-Team joining forces with the Walking Talking Stereotypes to face off against the invading BOZAC-GUN TEAM! This match was beyond fucking epic, that is all I can really say. Druid got KO'd first, falling to Mr. T's chokeslam at 40+ minutes in!!
What happened next is almost unexplainable, as Jewberg pins Mr. T with a spear/jackhammer combo! From there he KO's Hobo Joe with it! Leaving two men KO'd in this match already. From here we got some tagging, but Jewberg just seemed unstoppable! A Jewhammer takes out Dan, leaving Bobo to the mercy of 3 men, before he falls to it as well. Folks -- BOZAC-GUN HAS WON! Due to the efforts of one man!
6. Lester "T" Bourbon (15:49 - No Contest) Prophet D
-- Lester taking on his third challenge from the Ministry X in D! This match was intense, with both men tossing everything out. The Lariat vs the Axe Bomber, with Lester looking like he was in control, until Jesus X comes out and distracts him! D is in control now, but Jesus X keeps involving himself... The lights go out...
Silence...
Its Locust Star! Locust Star is playing! At the same point as last time the lights come back on, with the masked man from the last show in the ring, standing there staring down D and Jesus X! And we have all 4 men brawling now, and it looks like, yes.. WE HAVE AN IMPROMPTU TAG!
7. Locust Star/Lester "T" Bourbon(O) (17:29 - Axe Bomber) Jesus X/D(X)
-- Intense bout, with Locust Star looking unstoppable and relentless. Jesus X abandoned D when Locust Star nailed him with a lariat, and was setting up for the kill, only to slip out and bail. Lester with an Axe Bomber on D for the win. The song "Locust Star" came on as LS picks up D for a brainbuster, and spins him into an Emerald Flowsion!!
He plants his foot on his chest as the lights go red, the show fading as the song fades.
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