Bozac Pro
Tonight marked one of the most historic nights in Bozac Pro's history, as it was slated to be the last Bozac Pro show in history as we knew it, with Druid forced to sell the promotion to Phil Baroni after getting into legal trouble over Baroni's million dollar contract with the company. The show started off with a tear-filled promo from Druid saying he put his all into Bozac Pro, and will miss the call of the fans and all of the fun they had. This got a mixed reaction, but hey, whatever. The first bout saw the hardcore duo of Donnie Blood and Jimmy Snotz take on two local guys, Frank D and Dennis K who were decked out in Sam's Club vests and appeared to be middle-aged ex-marines. The Donnie Shot on a chair put Dennis away with ease. What was next was a debut for a man named Havok, now, why there was a debut on a final show is beyond me, but it happened. Havok basically just went out there and suplexed the shit out of Bee Man before he locked in a Cobra Hold to get Bee-Man to pass out. Needless to say, it was rather impressive.
Druid's farewell match for his promotion was set to be against the AVN Champion Pete Batfarti. Pete and Druid had the type of match you'd expect from them, until out of nowhere Jesus X hits the ring! He nails Druid with a superkick, then dropkicks Batfarti! Final Cut on Pete! 1!! 2!! 3!! Jesus X after losing the Spunk Pro Championship last week has got his redemption of sorts by winning this title... But it looks like he isn't done..
Jesus X: Tonight.. Tonight marks a new beginning.
*He pauses as the fans are still in shock over him appearing in Bozac Pro*
Jesus X: While you grieve, I celebrate. Understand that you cannot keep me down for long, and that destroying me once will do nothing. I, like a phoenix from the ashes have risen in front of all of you... Why? To resurrect and revolutionize this world. Somehow, my message was lost in Spunk Pro, Champion or not. Somehow, being in a promotion named after some egomaniac an winning a title with his name on it did very little for me and my message... Tonight, tonight is a new beginning. Tonight is a revolution.
*Imago X and Judas X are at ringside applauding him as he hoists the title over his shoulder*
Jesus X: I... I felt sort of betrayed, as D, my own brother sided with the big oaf that turned on me. I guess its just proof that blood isn't the most potent bond there is. But I wasn't happy with where I was for a while, as the deck was stacked against me at every turn. I guess... I was too revolutionary for them. Tonight is for new beginnings, as Bozac Pro is no more, RevX takes its place! Phil Baroni didn't want your money, Druid, so I, your mysterious benefactor have purchased Bozac Pro... It is mine now, and Revolution is afoot...
*A disturbance in the crowd, as they are erupting, the Ministry looking around confused as Tomohiro Ito, Jun Mochizuki and an unidentified man jump the barrier, with Ito leading the way... He grabs a mic from the announcer and confronts X*
Ito: Revolution? You know, the things coming out of your mouth seem to be a bit dry. I mean, how can you have a revolution with out RE.Volution?
*The crowd erupts as RE.V motion for the crowd to applaud*
Ito: Tonight, we proclaim that we are here to stay, to be a thorn in your side and to truly shine in a spotlight of our own. You want revolution? Well, we came to you, and tonight I want a shot at that!
*He points to the belt as Jesus X laughs*
Jesus X: You... Kid, you think you can take me?
Ito: Yeah, I think I can.
Jesus X: Fine, and your boys there can meet my pupils. Revolution? HA. More like fodder.
Things dissipate between them, with the crowd abuzz now for what has just transpired! Apparently, Bozac Pro is now RevX, with Jesus X the new owner, and RE.Volution have been the first to jump! The Physical Specimenz after a disappointing night last week squashed the shit out of two local guys in Roy and Dutch when Superjew used the Jewhammer on Dutch for the 3 after the spear. Superjew and Shakin' Tom got on the mic, claiming that last night was a fluke, and that they would dominate the world again and defend the Bozac Pro straps (or are they now the RevX straps?) against anybody who gets in their way. In pure clusterfuckery fashion this brings somebody out -- BILLY HOLLYWOOD~! Billy lays out a challenge to the both of them in the ring, as they laugh at his lack of partner (he was out with "Dangerous" Lou Hoffman, though), as he laughs back, saying he has brought somebody back from the dead to destroy them -- PHAQ! What we get is a wild brawl between both teams, until Phaq is counted out after being put through a table by a Superjew Powerbomb off the apron. We can only hope we'll see more from these two teams in the future!
The double main event saw RE.V face off against the Ministry, with RE.V debuting its newest member, Gene Sydal to take on Imago and Judas alongside Jun. It was a fast-paced, technical bout that saw Gene fall victim to the Crippler Crossface in 20 minutes. While RE.V wasn't victorious, it should be noted they put up one hell of a fight here. The main saw Jesus X defend his newly won AVN title against the man who had revolutionized the title in the past, Tomohiro Ito. This match, by all means has been called a 'career-launching' performance for Ito as he put his all into it, only falling prey to the Sign of the Cross in 15. After the match, Jesus X took the mic and said that this was only the beginning, as he threw down the AVN Championship and proclaimed himself the RevX World Champion!
1. Donnie Blood(O)/Jimmy Snotz (12:44 - Donnie Shot) Frank D/Dennis K(X)
2. Havok (2:34 - Black Out) Bee-Man
3a. AVN Championship: Pete Batfarti (C) (2:12 - No Contest) Druid
3b. AVN Championship: Jesus X (:10 - Final Cut) Pete Batfarti (C)
4a. The Physical Specimenz (Superjew(O)/Shakin' Tom) (3:22 - Jewhammer) Roy Corduroy/Dutch Lewis(X)
4b. Bozac Pro Tag Championship: The Physical Specimenz (C) (23:44 - Count Out) Billy Hollywood/PHAQ(X)
5. The Ministry (Imago X(O)/Judas X) (20:38 - Crossface) RE.V (Jun Mochizuki/Gene Sydal(X))
6. AVN Championship: Jesus X (C) (15:04 - Sign of the Cross) Tomohiro Ito
6.14.2006
6.12.2006
6.6.06 The Last Temptation of Christ
Spunk Pro -- The Last Temptation of Christ -- 6.6.06 -- The Ryan Center (North Kingston, RI) 6,666 fans
Our show starts off to Manakuro Marakuso thanking the fans for showing up to what happened to be the biggest turnout in Spunk Pro history, at its biggest arena in history at URI's Ryan Center! Pete Batfarti is out next as he is to face off with Nickelangelo for the AVN Championship! It was a quick-paced lucharesu clinic (read: two fat dudes doing arm drags and US Indy face offs at a eye-gougingly slow pace), until the 3GreeKrew tried to interfare, only for Pete to unleash the power of his bowels upon those in the area, farting and causing the 3GK to abandon the ring, leaving Nick to get a STINKFACE~! Nickelangelo, outraged rolls out of the ring and regroups with 3GK as he eats a few slices of pizza, only to roll back in and low blow Pete. Nickelangelo goes for the pizza mist, Pete ducks! Pete with an Olympic Slam followed by a PTFO Press picks up the fall, as we have a new AVN Champion!
RE.Volution continued its assault on the top in a heated tag bout with Strike Force. Strike Force brought the goods, but RE.V were too bent on proving themselves and kicked out of everything the stronger team could throw at them. The finish came out of nowhere when Lee was going for the Granite Dust on Ito, only for Ito to roll him up for the 3-count, landing RE.V into title contention finally! Speaking of the Evo-01 tag belts, LRI successfully defended them against the team of Spunk-Gun, YUSUKE and Shogo Otsuka in an epic bout, with LRI and Spunk-Gun tossing absolutely everything at each other. Shogo and YUSUKE attempted to keep their focus on VD and isolate his arm, and to continually piss Stuart off by cutting off their tags. As per usual for LRI the match went to hell at one point, turning into a huge brawl all over the arena, but ref Haddes decided to let it stand and not count out either team, to get a final decision between the two teams. Both teams were tossing it all at each other, but the Burnerbreaker was enough to put Shogo away for the 3.
DEMOS and Dink's confrontation came next, as its been built to for months, with DEMOS taking young Tom Johnson's hair recently and attempting to shave Dink's head as well. Dink, the newly crowned FPN Heavyweight Champion came out with his title in full Cena-gear, with a pinwheel glued onto the faceplate and spinning as he pumps the title up. Dear lord, Dink thinks he is John Cena! DEMOS comes out with his clippers and the rest of OdZ in tow, only to be sent into the back. It was a wild, bloody brawl, with Dink ripping at DEMOS' mask, and DEMOS attempting to take Dink's hair from him. It looked like curtains for the champ a few times, until he scores a FU through a barbed wire table for the 3-count! The Champ is here, or something... Annnnnnd here comes OdZ! The beatdown of Dink ensues, as he is a bloody mess, grasping for his spinner belt. RUINER and MAX are holding Dink as DEMOS collects himself and pulls out the clippers! HE IS GOING TO TAKE DINK'S HAIR!! WAIT! Missle dropkick takes him down, its Wataru Araya! The Spunk Pro Jr Champ! Here comes Tom Johnson as well, and these guys have to be pulled apart here!
The next two matches seemed to be the nail in the coffin for Bozac-Gun, as Jimmy Snotz got taken to school by the Spunk Pro International Champion, Bobo "T" Gomez! A lariat here, jumping knee, backdrop, Backdrop hold was all she wrote for Snotz, as Druid looked on, furious. Druid then got on the mic to explain that without tonight's series against Spunk Pro ending in Bozac-Gun victory, Druid wouldn't have enough money to keep Bozac Pro afloat (they haven't run a show in months due to financial woes caused by Phil Baroni), and would be forced to sell Bozac Pro to Phil Baroni. He asked for compassion from Mr. T, who is known for saving youth rec centers so children can have milk and cookies constantly, but Mr. T stood fast on this. Bozac Pro was no YMCA, and Mr. T pities the fool that expects him to save Bozac Pro. What ensued next was Mr. T demolishing Bee-Man, after Lester AXE BOMBAH'd Druid's head off. B.A.D. 1.2.3.
The Locust Star and D confrontation was now, and it was a violent piece of art to say the least. Lariats, kicks, forearms and head drops; it was a match not about two professional athletes in competition as much as it was two men who wanted to destroy each other, and that is what they did for nearly 30 minutes. The finish came after a Locust Spike (Brainbuster -> Emerald Flowsion) from LS for the pinfall, with D clawing after LS as he walks away to his namesake theme. What appeared to be the final nail in the coffin for Bozac-Gun came with the WTST taking home the Spunk Pro Tag Championship, demolishing the Specimenz with Alabama Dan using the Knee Life -> Alabama Clutch to take the belts home, with Druid crumbling backstage seeing Bozac Pro get demolished 0-3 tonight. As tears stream down his cheek a white gloved hand rests on his shoulder, as he jumps, looking up startled. A laugh is heard, as a voice mutters "All hope isn't lost, I have someone who'd like to speak with you."
This leads us to why we are all here; the main event for the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship between Jesus X, the champion and his former bodyguard, 001! 001 is apparently a man whose memory has been wiped from him and manipulated by Jesus X to do his bidding. After 001's losing streak of late, Jesus X turned on him and started bringing in some of his own trainees who err more on the technical side of the coin as opposed to the raw power side that 001 has shown. After months of humiliation, 001 pinned the Champ, setting up for this rematch for the title. Jesus X, who has held the Spunk Pro title since December 16th, 2004 when he pinned Dink for the title (after Dink pinned 001 in a 3-way with Mr. T, the then champion) will face his toughest challenge yet in a man that knows him better than anybody else, and one of the two men in the past year and a half to pin him (the other being Alabama Dan). It is no coincidence that this match takes place on this date, as many have marked this to be the end of Jesus X's title reign. Jesus X has been unusually silent since the announcement of this match, and has gone on record that he is unhappy with Spunk Pro management and how they've stacked the deck against him. 001 is angry and unable to control his temper anymore, and is hell bent on destroying his former master.
The two locked up in what was a clash of styles; power vs technique. 001 faced what seemed like endless obstacles of Ministry members Judas and Imago constantly trying to distract him, letting Jesus work 001 over, trying to finish him off early. But 001 kept fighting, and unleashing his brute strength and imposing his will. Its D! D, all banged up and bruised is making his way out now, and it looks like he has a choice to make, but he isn't... He is just observing. All hell has broken loose here, excuse the use of the word, as Judas has clocked ref MDK and all 3 are stomping the shit out of 001, with D looking on. Jesus X is calling for his brother's assistance, but he is simply standing there, frozen. Jesus X calling for them to hoist him up and set him up for the superkick! He goes for it, 001 using his sheer strength to pull them both together! Jesus X has just kicked his lackeys! He turns around and eats a chokeslam from 001! 001 with the cover!! But the ref is out! The ref is still out! 001 pulling him up and putting him into place... He covers again.. 1..........2.........2.99999!! The champ kicks out! The champ kicks out!
001 calling for the finish here, as he goozles Jesus X again, this time could be it! He hoists him up for the infinity bomb -- Frankensteiner by the champ! He just saved his ass and his title right there! 001 to his feet -- SUPERKICK! HE JUST ATE A SUPERKICK BY THE CHAMP!! 1..............2...........2.99! 001 powers out, he is still in this thing! He is calling for the Final Cut now, and this could be curtains for the challenger. He picks him up, going for it, but no! 001 tosses him off, and another chokeslam!! 001 slow to get up now, but he goozles Jesus X again, this could be it! Judas and Imago on the apron, Judas distracting the ref and Imago with a chair -- WAIT! D JUST LARIATED HIS KNEE OUT FROM UNDERNEATH HIM!! INFINITY BOMB BY 001!! 1!!!!! 2!!! 3!! NEW CHAMPION! NEW HERO! NEW HERO! All hell has broken loose at ringside! D is fighting side by side with the new champion against the Ministry, but its 3 on 2, and D is pretty badly hurt from his match! Lights go out! "Locust Star" is playing, good lord here comes Locust Star! 001 finally has Jesus X in his hands, and is holding him up by his neck over the announce table, but Locust Star places his hand on 001's shoulder, and 001 simply chokeslams him onto the ground. Locust Star, 001 and D dispose of the rest of the Ministry, as D offers his hand to Locust Star, who simply nods and walks to the back, leaving the champ with his title, D standing by him and the Ministry laid out!
1. AVN Championship: Pete Bartfarti (4:33 - PTFO Press) Nickelangelo (C)
2. #1 Contendership Evo-01 Tag: RE.Volution (Tomohiro Ito(O)/Jun Mochizuki) (19:23 - Inside Cradle) Strike Force (Brad Wolf/Lee Stone(X))
3. Evo-01 Tag: LRI (Stuart Robinson(O)/VD Dod)(C) (46:12 - Burnerbreaker) Spunk-Gun (YUSUKE/Shogo Otsuka(X))
4. Deathmatch: DiNk (15:05 - FU) DEMOS
5. Spunk Pro Int: Bobo "T" Gomez (8:15 - Flawless Backdrop Hold) Jimmy Snotz
6. T-Team (Mr. T(O)/Lester "T" Bourbon) (2:05 - B.A.D.) Bozac-Gun (Druid/Bee-Man(X))
7. Locust Star (26:45 - Locust Spike) D
8. Spunk Pro Tag: WT Stereotypes (Alabama Dan(O)/Hobo Joe)(20:23 - Alabama Knee Lift -> Alabama Clutch) Physical Speceminz (Jewberg/Tom(X))(C)
9. Spunk Pro Heavyweight: 001 (17:45 - Infinity-Bomb) Jesus X (C)
Our show starts off to Manakuro Marakuso thanking the fans for showing up to what happened to be the biggest turnout in Spunk Pro history, at its biggest arena in history at URI's Ryan Center! Pete Batfarti is out next as he is to face off with Nickelangelo for the AVN Championship! It was a quick-paced lucharesu clinic (read: two fat dudes doing arm drags and US Indy face offs at a eye-gougingly slow pace), until the 3GreeKrew tried to interfare, only for Pete to unleash the power of his bowels upon those in the area, farting and causing the 3GK to abandon the ring, leaving Nick to get a STINKFACE~! Nickelangelo, outraged rolls out of the ring and regroups with 3GK as he eats a few slices of pizza, only to roll back in and low blow Pete. Nickelangelo goes for the pizza mist, Pete ducks! Pete with an Olympic Slam followed by a PTFO Press picks up the fall, as we have a new AVN Champion!
RE.Volution continued its assault on the top in a heated tag bout with Strike Force. Strike Force brought the goods, but RE.V were too bent on proving themselves and kicked out of everything the stronger team could throw at them. The finish came out of nowhere when Lee was going for the Granite Dust on Ito, only for Ito to roll him up for the 3-count, landing RE.V into title contention finally! Speaking of the Evo-01 tag belts, LRI successfully defended them against the team of Spunk-Gun, YUSUKE and Shogo Otsuka in an epic bout, with LRI and Spunk-Gun tossing absolutely everything at each other. Shogo and YUSUKE attempted to keep their focus on VD and isolate his arm, and to continually piss Stuart off by cutting off their tags. As per usual for LRI the match went to hell at one point, turning into a huge brawl all over the arena, but ref Haddes decided to let it stand and not count out either team, to get a final decision between the two teams. Both teams were tossing it all at each other, but the Burnerbreaker was enough to put Shogo away for the 3.
DEMOS and Dink's confrontation came next, as its been built to for months, with DEMOS taking young Tom Johnson's hair recently and attempting to shave Dink's head as well. Dink, the newly crowned FPN Heavyweight Champion came out with his title in full Cena-gear, with a pinwheel glued onto the faceplate and spinning as he pumps the title up. Dear lord, Dink thinks he is John Cena! DEMOS comes out with his clippers and the rest of OdZ in tow, only to be sent into the back. It was a wild, bloody brawl, with Dink ripping at DEMOS' mask, and DEMOS attempting to take Dink's hair from him. It looked like curtains for the champ a few times, until he scores a FU through a barbed wire table for the 3-count! The Champ is here, or something... Annnnnnd here comes OdZ! The beatdown of Dink ensues, as he is a bloody mess, grasping for his spinner belt. RUINER and MAX are holding Dink as DEMOS collects himself and pulls out the clippers! HE IS GOING TO TAKE DINK'S HAIR!! WAIT! Missle dropkick takes him down, its Wataru Araya! The Spunk Pro Jr Champ! Here comes Tom Johnson as well, and these guys have to be pulled apart here!
The next two matches seemed to be the nail in the coffin for Bozac-Gun, as Jimmy Snotz got taken to school by the Spunk Pro International Champion, Bobo "T" Gomez! A lariat here, jumping knee, backdrop, Backdrop hold was all she wrote for Snotz, as Druid looked on, furious. Druid then got on the mic to explain that without tonight's series against Spunk Pro ending in Bozac-Gun victory, Druid wouldn't have enough money to keep Bozac Pro afloat (they haven't run a show in months due to financial woes caused by Phil Baroni), and would be forced to sell Bozac Pro to Phil Baroni. He asked for compassion from Mr. T, who is known for saving youth rec centers so children can have milk and cookies constantly, but Mr. T stood fast on this. Bozac Pro was no YMCA, and Mr. T pities the fool that expects him to save Bozac Pro. What ensued next was Mr. T demolishing Bee-Man, after Lester AXE BOMBAH'd Druid's head off. B.A.D. 1.2.3.
The Locust Star and D confrontation was now, and it was a violent piece of art to say the least. Lariats, kicks, forearms and head drops; it was a match not about two professional athletes in competition as much as it was two men who wanted to destroy each other, and that is what they did for nearly 30 minutes. The finish came after a Locust Spike (Brainbuster -> Emerald Flowsion) from LS for the pinfall, with D clawing after LS as he walks away to his namesake theme. What appeared to be the final nail in the coffin for Bozac-Gun came with the WTST taking home the Spunk Pro Tag Championship, demolishing the Specimenz with Alabama Dan using the Knee Life -> Alabama Clutch to take the belts home, with Druid crumbling backstage seeing Bozac Pro get demolished 0-3 tonight. As tears stream down his cheek a white gloved hand rests on his shoulder, as he jumps, looking up startled. A laugh is heard, as a voice mutters "All hope isn't lost, I have someone who'd like to speak with you."
This leads us to why we are all here; the main event for the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship between Jesus X, the champion and his former bodyguard, 001! 001 is apparently a man whose memory has been wiped from him and manipulated by Jesus X to do his bidding. After 001's losing streak of late, Jesus X turned on him and started bringing in some of his own trainees who err more on the technical side of the coin as opposed to the raw power side that 001 has shown. After months of humiliation, 001 pinned the Champ, setting up for this rematch for the title. Jesus X, who has held the Spunk Pro title since December 16th, 2004 when he pinned Dink for the title (after Dink pinned 001 in a 3-way with Mr. T, the then champion) will face his toughest challenge yet in a man that knows him better than anybody else, and one of the two men in the past year and a half to pin him (the other being Alabama Dan). It is no coincidence that this match takes place on this date, as many have marked this to be the end of Jesus X's title reign. Jesus X has been unusually silent since the announcement of this match, and has gone on record that he is unhappy with Spunk Pro management and how they've stacked the deck against him. 001 is angry and unable to control his temper anymore, and is hell bent on destroying his former master.
The two locked up in what was a clash of styles; power vs technique. 001 faced what seemed like endless obstacles of Ministry members Judas and Imago constantly trying to distract him, letting Jesus work 001 over, trying to finish him off early. But 001 kept fighting, and unleashing his brute strength and imposing his will. Its D! D, all banged up and bruised is making his way out now, and it looks like he has a choice to make, but he isn't... He is just observing. All hell has broken loose here, excuse the use of the word, as Judas has clocked ref MDK and all 3 are stomping the shit out of 001, with D looking on. Jesus X is calling for his brother's assistance, but he is simply standing there, frozen. Jesus X calling for them to hoist him up and set him up for the superkick! He goes for it, 001 using his sheer strength to pull them both together! Jesus X has just kicked his lackeys! He turns around and eats a chokeslam from 001! 001 with the cover!! But the ref is out! The ref is still out! 001 pulling him up and putting him into place... He covers again.. 1..........2.........2.99999!! The champ kicks out! The champ kicks out!
001 calling for the finish here, as he goozles Jesus X again, this time could be it! He hoists him up for the infinity bomb -- Frankensteiner by the champ! He just saved his ass and his title right there! 001 to his feet -- SUPERKICK! HE JUST ATE A SUPERKICK BY THE CHAMP!! 1..............2...........2.99! 001 powers out, he is still in this thing! He is calling for the Final Cut now, and this could be curtains for the challenger. He picks him up, going for it, but no! 001 tosses him off, and another chokeslam!! 001 slow to get up now, but he goozles Jesus X again, this could be it! Judas and Imago on the apron, Judas distracting the ref and Imago with a chair -- WAIT! D JUST LARIATED HIS KNEE OUT FROM UNDERNEATH HIM!! INFINITY BOMB BY 001!! 1!!!!! 2!!! 3!! NEW CHAMPION! NEW HERO! NEW HERO! All hell has broken loose at ringside! D is fighting side by side with the new champion against the Ministry, but its 3 on 2, and D is pretty badly hurt from his match! Lights go out! "Locust Star" is playing, good lord here comes Locust Star! 001 finally has Jesus X in his hands, and is holding him up by his neck over the announce table, but Locust Star places his hand on 001's shoulder, and 001 simply chokeslams him onto the ground. Locust Star, 001 and D dispose of the rest of the Ministry, as D offers his hand to Locust Star, who simply nods and walks to the back, leaving the champ with his title, D standing by him and the Ministry laid out!
1. AVN Championship: Pete Bartfarti (4:33 - PTFO Press) Nickelangelo (C)
2. #1 Contendership Evo-01 Tag: RE.Volution (Tomohiro Ito(O)/Jun Mochizuki) (19:23 - Inside Cradle) Strike Force (Brad Wolf/Lee Stone(X))
3. Evo-01 Tag: LRI (Stuart Robinson(O)/VD Dod)(C) (46:12 - Burnerbreaker) Spunk-Gun (YUSUKE/Shogo Otsuka(X))
4. Deathmatch: DiNk (15:05 - FU) DEMOS
5. Spunk Pro Int: Bobo "T" Gomez (8:15 - Flawless Backdrop Hold) Jimmy Snotz
6. T-Team (Mr. T(O)/Lester "T" Bourbon) (2:05 - B.A.D.) Bozac-Gun (Druid/Bee-Man(X))
7. Locust Star (26:45 - Locust Spike) D
8. Spunk Pro Tag: WT Stereotypes (Alabama Dan(O)/Hobo Joe)(20:23 - Alabama Knee Lift -> Alabama Clutch) Physical Speceminz (Jewberg/Tom(X))(C)
9. Spunk Pro Heavyweight: 001 (17:45 - Infinity-Bomb) Jesus X (C)
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