BREAKING NEWS! 5.11.06

5.11.06 Breaking news today that somebody has set fire to the Spunk Pro Headquarters. The fire broke out around 11:12 AM EST on the 10th of May at Spunk Pro Corporate Headquarters, located in scenic Cranston, RI.

Spunk Pro officials are unsure of the damage, as rescue workers won't allow them onto the premises until they have done a thorough investigation of what the cause of the fire is. Manakuro Marakuso was quoted as saying it was a "tragic loss" but that he was happy nobody was injured.

Officials believe it might be a case of arson, but aren't ruling out an accidental fire, as an old building like this has been known to be heavily flammable. A few Spunk Pro wrestlers were on the scene and were taken in for questioning, these names have not been released yet at this time, but we hope to have more details soon. No arrests have been made yet in the case.

On a lighter note, wrestler Pete Batfarti valiantly dashed into the building while the fire raged, as he thought he had hear screams coming from inside of the building. While Coach Batfarti found no victims, all was not gambled for nothing as he was able to liberate a ham and cheese sandwich that was wedged up against a wall, unable to free itself. The sandwich was extra toasty, Batfarti said, and went down smooth with a glass of fresh lemonade that he also liberated from inside of the burning building. Coach Batfarti was treated for minor burns and a stomach ache, but has been released from the hospital and is said to be recooperating at home.