8.04.2007

8.4.07 - Starting.Over.Vol.2

8.4.07 - Starting.Over.Vol.2

Spunk Pro returns! The last time you saw us we ended with Spunk putting an end to the Spunk Pro and possibly wrestling career entirely of Tommy Fiero. It was an emotional night to say the least where Spunk went to the limit to finally be rid of Fiero once and for all. Our show starts off with Big T backstage walking to the ring as Seamus McFadden steps out of the shadows and smirks, standing in front of him. T looks like he wants nothing to do with this, but McFadden pulls out a roll of bills and holds it under T's nose.

"Whut you want, foo?"

"There is a bit of a thorn in my side of late," McFadden smirks, rapping his cane against the ground. "Danny boy would take care of this himself, but tonight he is graciously going to defend his title against any comers, so... Paddy Baker, he won't be an issue from now on, will he?"

"I wuz gonna whup 'em anyway," T snorts as he snatches the money and stuffs it down his tights. "Bu' I'll take yo' money an' make sure that sucka' ain't walkin' outta here."

"That is what I like to hear," he sneers as T's music hits and he walks to the ring.

Our first match is, as one would guess, Paddy Baker vs Big T. T was his brutal self, and Baker was his typical crafty and stiff self. It was a brutal 11 minutes of action before Big T hit the devastating B.A.D. and that is it. Baker looks out of it, and T is calling for ANOTHER B.A.D. on Baker. Baker is out of it, as anybody would be after that move. Sommers out to the ring now with McFadden, that rat as they are urging T to do it again. T setting up for the brainbuster, which we all know will end in a chokeslam. Gabriel is dashing out to the ring, but it looks like he might be too late. T is holding him up, and holding him up, the blood rushing to his head... Sommers is calling for something, and it looks like he is prepping his knee for the come down.. Christ, no way he is going to knee him on the way down?? IT IS TOO LATE! That can only be called a B.A.D. NIGHTMARE! Baker isn't moving, and Sean has dropped to his knees and pounds on the hard concrete floor, then hops it and boots the railing before charging the ring. Sommers and T have slid out of the ring, leaving McFadden in there alone. McFadden is backing up, he is backed into the corner now, as Sean has his fist poised and ready! He motions to the crowd as McFadden cowers, reaching for some money in his pocket, tossing it at him, only for Sean not to back down -- AND SOMMERS FROM BEHIND WITH A LARIAT! Both men are beating down on Gabriel now, and finally some officials are out here to peel them off. But it looks like the damage is done, as they are taking Baker out on a stretcher here, and he doesn't look to be moving. Gabriel is coughing up blood and the look in his eyes is that of a man who wants to kill, and tonight who knows what he will do.

Next, backstage again we see Brad Wolf walking around backstage, and he bumps into a man in a black suit, wearing black sunglasses. The man stares him down as a little weasely man walks up behind him and starts sassing him in a strong Italian accent. It looks like this newcomer doesn't like getting bumped into. He doesn't like people scuffing up his good shoes. The little man tells Wolf he'll rue the day he ever messed with 'La Cosa Nostra.' Wolf has had enough and nails the big, bearded man in the suit in the face. A brawl erupts, and it spills to the ring, this somehow being an official match. We find out this man's name is 'Ted Zannino' and his manager is Raymond Bianco Jr. Zannino tearing his suit jacket off and tossing it outside, now taking off his shirt and wrapping it around Wolf's neck, choking him as the ref tries to stop him. He pulls away and threatens to backfist him, yelling 'faggetabawdit' at him, then attacking Wolf again. They go back and forth until Wolf gets the better of him with the Wolf's Bite and picks up the pin. Bianco helping Zannino to the back as he shouts out various threats at Wolf.

Next up VIOLENCE is out in the ring, and they are calling out OdZ, who both men have a rich, rich history with. OdZ come out and VIOLENCE challenge them for the titles, OdZ laugh and tell them they duck nobody, and will wrestle them tonight -- if VIOLENCE can beat them within 30 minutes, they'll get a shot at the titles next week, if not, well, tough. Both men erupt, and we are going here as it looks like OdZ has the firm upperhand throughout, but it was YUSUKE with a Shining Triangle out of nowhere and ZODIAK taps out!

We cut to backstage where we see Jesus X warming up, as tonight he has a match with an opponent of Jack Dod's choosing, and Jack Dod also says he has special plans for Spunk as well! Out of nowhere the locker room door bursts off the hinges as a beast of a man (with orange-ish skin) runs in, tossing the big, metal door as Jesus X as it bounces off his head, leaving him gashed wide open! Big leg drop on Jesus X, and christ he is picking him up and looks like he is going to drill him -- Spunk to the save! Spunk tending to Jesus X as officials pull the big man back, and we get a glimpse as his face, obstructed by dreds and a huge, thick beard... Is that.. Lester? What?!

Dan Sommers made an open challenge next, I think full-well knowing that Baker and Gabriel would be non-factors here, as Baker is hurt and Gabriel is sticking by his partner. Well, the arena sure erupted when Bobo Gomez made his way down to the ring! Sommers, with McFadden in his corner whispering in his ear looks confident about this, but Bobo Gomez is no slouch, and I'm sure he wants revenge from when Sommers put him out of action a few months ago! What we got was a knock-down, drag-out brawl, with Gomez looking on-point throughout the match! Gomez has Sommers in trouble, and McFadden is flipping out, trying to distract the ref. Sommers with a chair, and this looks bad -- here comes Gabriel! Sommers doesn't see him, as he pulls the chair from his hands, Sommers turns around to WHACK!@ The ref sees this and calls for the bell! Sommers has won by DQ, and will hold onto his title, in a match that Gomez looked like he had won against the dangerous Sommers! All hell has broken loose now as Sommers and Gabriel are duking it out at ringside! Gomez is looking around, and I think he realized what happened and he dives out and joins in, and we have ourselves all 3 men going at it! Officials are filing out to break this up, as Gabriel is just going insane trying to murder Sommers, but Sommers and McFadden slip out and taunt both men who are being restrained right now.

Now we have Jack Dod in the ring, title slung over his shoulder and a typical smirk on his face. He calls out his monster, and the man he has hired to take care of things for him -- LESTER BOURBON! It was him! Lester has bulked up and looks like he has been living in the wilderness for the past few months! Lester comes out as the crowd looks on in awe at the newfound girth of Bourbon. He isn't fat, exactly, it just looks like he has been catching, fighting, lifting and then promptly eating wild boar. Lester gets to the ring and proclaims that he is a the King of Nawleanz, which I doubt anybody will contest, and that he is going to squash Jesus X even more than he already has. Jesus X has heard enough as he makes his way to the ring, as Jack Dod laughs and asks where buddy Spunk is, saying that after that brutal cage match last month, there is no way he could be ready to compete, never mind show his face in a ring any time soon. Well, this brought out Spunk, and we have an impromptu tag match on our handS! Dod working much like a young Flair is targeting the leg of Spunk, as Bourbon is just brutalizing Jesus X. This is now pretty, but both men are fighting back with all that they've got! Jesus X and Dod the legal men, but Dod has the upperhand with Spunk on the outside as he nails the Dodsmack! Lester brutalizing Jesus X and BOURBON STREET SLAM! Dod in the ring now, as he locks in the figure 4! Jesus X, former champ will not tap, but he is writhing in pain! Spunk is trying to claw his way back into the ring, but Bourbon with a well-planted boot puts him down, Lester off the ropes and LEG DROP ON JESUS X! He is out of it, the ref has called for the bell, and Jesus X is out! Dod will not let go of the hold, and the ref just got flung over the top rope by Lester like it was nothing! Officials are at ringside, but look to be afraid of entering the ring. Spunk finally to his feet and has rolled back into the ring, and Dod lets go of Jesus X, who is grabbing at his legs in pain. Dod is taking some cheap stomps at Spunk now, Lester helping out as well! Jack grabs his title belt as Lester holds onto Spunk from behind, Jack spitting on the belt and shining it up with his glove, fixing his hair in the reflection and then SMACK across the face of Spunk! Lester picks him up, and BOOM -- BOURBON STREET SLAM! Dod hovering over Spunk, putting the title in his face and shouting at him before both men leave, the officials finally getting into the ring to help both men up.

1. Big T (11:03 - B.A.D.) Paddy Baker
2. Brad Wolf (21:30 - Wolf's Bite) Ted Zannino
3. VIOLENCE (YUSUKE(O)/Shogo Otsuka) (29:46 - Shining Triangle) OdZ (ZODIAK(X)/DEMOS)
4. WILD International Heavyweight Championship: Dan Sommers(C) (14:16 - DQ) Bobo Gomez(C)
5. Jack Dod(O)/Lester Bourbon (28:39 - Figure 4) Spunk/Jesus X(X)