Spunk Pro - 9.26.06 - SPUNK PRO ARENA INVASION

Spunk Pro - 9.26.06 - Spunk Pro Arena (934 fans)

It was an eventful night in the Spunk Pro arena, as we have a scheduled MAIN EVENT Spunk Pro Championship match between Spunk and D, plus much much more! The show started off with DEMOS taking it to the young Hector Casas, making short work of him with a Pedigree -> SIDS Clutch. He was quick to call out Araya again, who didn't show yet again. DEMOS claimed when he finally go this hands on him, he'd destroy him and take his title. Johnny Jett once again proved himself in the ring, this time in a match with the former Spunk Pro International PHENOM, Bobo "T" Gomez. Jett took Gomez to the very limits, almost going a full 30 with the former champ. Both men let it all hang out, but the arrogant Jett finished off Bobo with a running stomp that he calls the Red Carpet Stomp and a quick pin for the 3. He called out Mr. T after the match, only for Mr. T to come out with Lester. There were words exchanged, only for Billy Hollywood to back up Jett, and whisper something in his ear. This led to Jett dropping a bomb onto the Spunk Pro Arena fans; he claims that Mr. T is indeed NOT REALLY MR. T. The arena went dead silent, as Mr. T stood with his fists clenched. Lester looked at Mr. T in disbelief, and slowly backed away as Mr. T did his best to explain to him. DRAMA!

The VIOLENCE team of YUSUKE and Shogo Otsuka met up with their mentor Marakuso and his new pupil Ken Hunt in what was a great tag team contest. YUSUKE really took it to Marakuso, as he wanted to send a clear message to his mentor that he was ready for his challenge. It took the arena by surprise when YUSUKE reversed a Ground Cobra Twist into a jujigatame for the Spunk Pro head trainer and President to be forced to tap out to the young sensation! The two shook hands, as Marakuso pointed to the title that he made popular in Spunk Pro's infancy, and motioned that next time he'd come out victorious.

The Red Scare has officially hit Spunk Pro, as Aris the MONSTER from Communist Russia took it to Hobo Joe. It was a scary sight to behold as he tossed Joe around like a rag doll before locking in the Iron Claw, slamming him down and holding it for the ref to stop the match. This caused a giant pull apart between the WTST DX (Dan/Joe/Dink) and the Nuevo Russians (Supercomrade/Shakin' Comrade/Aris), where blood was shed and Dink hit a few STUNNERZ~! After giving a ref a stunner he called for a Capri Sun, which he once again struggled with the straw, this time bending the straw, rendering it useless in the consuming of his delicious fruity juice blend, causing him to just tear it open with his teeth, spilling Capri Sun all over himself, which we were told sexually aroused Pete Batfarti who was watching in the back, oiling himself up (for god knows what reason, he wasn't booked at all) when officials found him.

This brings us to the co-main events, as Sean Gabriel defended his WILD International Championship against the contender Brad Wolf. It was as you'd imagine from the two a wild brawl, with Paddy Baker in his patented SHIRT looking on with a stern look on his face. Wolf is known for his rights and lefts, as well as his amatuer wrestling background. If anything, Wolf is a prototype pro-wrestler, with a boxing, wrestling and military background who can adjust to just about any situation. That being said, Sean Gabriel is, well, Sean Gabriel. Surly as he is crafty and sneaky, he made sure the bring the pain with the aid of Seamus at ringside. Seamus's cane came into play as Seamus distracted ref MDK and Sean clocked Wolf over the head with it. Much to his shagrin, Wolf kicks out and makes a rally! Rights, lefts, rights, lefts! Wolf is on fire! Wolf going for a reverse DDT on Sean, but Sean drops to his knees -- LOW BLOW! Wolf is staggering around holding his balls -- INSIDE CRADLE!! 1!! 2! 3!! GABRIEL JUST STOLE THAT ONE! Sean points to his head as he holds the title up high, then leaning over the ropes and exchanging words with Baker, who tried to jump the guard rail but was restrained by security, letting Sean spit on him and Seamus get a cheap shot in with his cane! Yeah, that was crazy.

This leads us to our main event of the ev... What? TOMMY FIE--ERR.. Thomas R. Fiero, with Wyatt and two thugs, Captain Kickass and Red Coogan sporting red and blue attired, pushing fans out of the way as Tommy Fie-err.. Thomas R. Fiero makes his way into the ring. Honestly, we feel no need to transcribe for you, the fan the shit spewing from Tommy Fie--errr... Thats Thomas R. Fiero's mouth, as it was all just mindless shill for his WRESTLE WARS film that is due out soon. The basic gyst is as all of you could guess, Tommy Fie--err, damnit! Thomas R. Fiero wants you to go see his new film, and believes that time would be much better spent watching his new film than watching some boring Spunk Pro Title match. The drama, the action, the sex, the violence in WRESTLE WARS should be enough to entertain, in his words, 'Even the most normal of Spunk Pro fans.' Needless to say, this brought out the champ. The crowd is livid now, as Spunk comes out wearing the title proudly and telling Fiero to get the fuck out of the Spunk Pro ring, unless he wants a fight. Tommy Fie--err GOD FUCKING DAMNIT! Thomas R. Fiero. Thomas R. Fiero replied that he'd bring it, then spit on the Spunk Pro Championship (OH NO YOU DIDNT!), which led Spunk to charge at him, only to be held back by the two hired goons in Kickass and Coogan. It was 4 on 1 on Spunk, with Tommy Fie--ERR, fuck. OK YOU KNOW HIS FUCKING NAME BY NOW, THOMAS R. FIERO GETTING IN CHEAP SHOTS ON THE CHAMP! Wait! Its D! D, the contender is out now, and Tommy Fier--err, fuck it! Tommy Fiero backs down like the pretentious pussy he is, taking his boy Wyatt with him, and it looks like we have an impromptu tag match on our hands! ECW! ECW! EC--err.. Yeah, no. The heat for this match was off the charts, as we saw what we thought was the impossible of the invaders taking out the win as Kickass uses the Super Combat Clutch on D for the tapout while Coogan has Spunk locked in a bearhug and Tommy, yes Tommy fucking Fiero, that rat is outside the ring peppering him with cheapshots! The match is over, but Kickass won't let go of the hold, nor will Coogan and Tommy and Wyatt are going to town on the champ! Somebody has to stop this! Wait! Its YUSUKE and Shogo! VIOLENCE! A backfist from Shogo takes Wyatt down! Tommy, Tommy that rat heads for the hills as YUSUKE kicks Kickass right in the fucking face, busting his nose! Kickass and YUSUKE going at it! Slaps vs fists! YUSUKE with a kneel kick and Kickass rolls to the outside as Coogan grabs him and they retreat! The fans are in a frenzy, a few have jumped the barriers and they are trying to hold Tommy Fie--errr, Thomas R. Piece of Shit Fiero back and destroy the whole gang, but security is doing their best here, and now the police are here to break this up! INSANITY!

1. DEMOS (10:33 - SIDS Clutch) Hector Casas
2. Johnny Jett (27:47 - Red Carpet Stomp) Bobo "T" Gomez
3. VIOLENCE (YUSUKE(O)/Shogo Otsuka) (24:54 - Jujigatame) Manakuro Marakuso(X)/Ken Hunt
4. Aris (12:04 - Iron Claw) Hobo Joe
5. WILD International Championship: Sean Gabriel(C) (16:08 - Inside Cradle) Brad Wolf
6. Captain Kickass(O)/Red Coogan (14:09 - Super Combat Clutch) Spunk/D(X)