Bozac Pro - The Last Stand?

Bozac Pro

Tonight marked one of the most historic nights in Bozac Pro's history, as it was slated to be the last Bozac Pro show in history as we knew it, with Druid forced to sell the promotion to Phil Baroni after getting into legal trouble over Baroni's million dollar contract with the company. The show started off with a tear-filled promo from Druid saying he put his all into Bozac Pro, and will miss the call of the fans and all of the fun they had. This got a mixed reaction, but hey, whatever. The first bout saw the hardcore duo of Donnie Blood and Jimmy Snotz take on two local guys, Frank D and Dennis K who were decked out in Sam's Club vests and appeared to be middle-aged ex-marines. The Donnie Shot on a chair put Dennis away with ease. What was next was a debut for a man named Havok, now, why there was a debut on a final show is beyond me, but it happened. Havok basically just went out there and suplexed the shit out of Bee Man before he locked in a Cobra Hold to get Bee-Man to pass out. Needless to say, it was rather impressive.

Druid's farewell match for his promotion was set to be against the AVN Champion Pete Batfarti. Pete and Druid had the type of match you'd expect from them, until out of nowhere Jesus X hits the ring! He nails Druid with a superkick, then dropkicks Batfarti! Final Cut on Pete! 1!! 2!! 3!! Jesus X after losing the Spunk Pro Championship last week has got his redemption of sorts by winning this title... But it looks like he isn't done..

Jesus X: Tonight.. Tonight marks a new beginning.

*He pauses as the fans are still in shock over him appearing in Bozac Pro*

Jesus X: While you grieve, I celebrate. Understand that you cannot keep me down for long, and that destroying me once will do nothing. I, like a phoenix from the ashes have risen in front of all of you... Why? To resurrect and revolutionize this world. Somehow, my message was lost in Spunk Pro, Champion or not. Somehow, being in a promotion named after some egomaniac an winning a title with his name on it did very little for me and my message... Tonight, tonight is a new beginning. Tonight is a revolution.

*Imago X and Judas X are at ringside applauding him as he hoists the title over his shoulder*

Jesus X: I... I felt sort of betrayed, as D, my own brother sided with the big oaf that turned on me. I guess its just proof that blood isn't the most potent bond there is. But I wasn't happy with where I was for a while, as the deck was stacked against me at every turn. I guess... I was too revolutionary for them. Tonight is for new beginnings, as Bozac Pro is no more, RevX takes its place! Phil Baroni didn't want your money, Druid, so I, your mysterious benefactor have purchased Bozac Pro... It is mine now, and Revolution is afoot...

*A disturbance in the crowd, as they are erupting, the Ministry looking around confused as Tomohiro Ito, Jun Mochizuki and an unidentified man jump the barrier, with Ito leading the way... He grabs a mic from the announcer and confronts X*

Ito: Revolution? You know, the things coming out of your mouth seem to be a bit dry. I mean, how can you have a revolution with out RE.Volution?

*The crowd erupts as RE.V motion for the crowd to applaud*

Ito: Tonight, we proclaim that we are here to stay, to be a thorn in your side and to truly shine in a spotlight of our own. You want revolution? Well, we came to you, and tonight I want a shot at that!

*He points to the belt as Jesus X laughs*

Jesus X: You... Kid, you think you can take me?

Ito: Yeah, I think I can.

Jesus X: Fine, and your boys there can meet my pupils. Revolution? HA. More like fodder.

Things dissipate between them, with the crowd abuzz now for what has just transpired! Apparently, Bozac Pro is now RevX, with Jesus X the new owner, and RE.Volution have been the first to jump! The Physical Specimenz after a disappointing night last week squashed the shit out of two local guys in Roy and Dutch when Superjew used the Jewhammer on Dutch for the 3 after the spear. Superjew and Shakin' Tom got on the mic, claiming that last night was a fluke, and that they would dominate the world again and defend the Bozac Pro straps (or are they now the RevX straps?) against anybody who gets in their way. In pure clusterfuckery fashion this brings somebody out -- BILLY HOLLYWOOD~! Billy lays out a challenge to the both of them in the ring, as they laugh at his lack of partner (he was out with "Dangerous" Lou Hoffman, though), as he laughs back, saying he has brought somebody back from the dead to destroy them -- PHAQ! What we get is a wild brawl between both teams, until Phaq is counted out after being put through a table by a Superjew Powerbomb off the apron. We can only hope we'll see more from these two teams in the future!

The double main event saw RE.V face off against the Ministry, with RE.V debuting its newest member, Gene Sydal to take on Imago and Judas alongside Jun. It was a fast-paced, technical bout that saw Gene fall victim to the Crippler Crossface in 20 minutes. While RE.V wasn't victorious, it should be noted they put up one hell of a fight here. The main saw Jesus X defend his newly won AVN title against the man who had revolutionized the title in the past, Tomohiro Ito. This match, by all means has been called a 'career-launching' performance for Ito as he put his all into it, only falling prey to the Sign of the Cross in 15. After the match, Jesus X took the mic and said that this was only the beginning, as he threw down the AVN Championship and proclaimed himself the RevX World Champion!

1. Donnie Blood(O)/Jimmy Snotz (12:44 - Donnie Shot) Frank D/Dennis K(X)
2. Havok (2:34 - Black Out) Bee-Man
3a. AVN Championship: Pete Batfarti (C) (2:12 - No Contest) Druid
3b. AVN Championship: Jesus X (:10 - Final Cut) Pete Batfarti (C)
4a. The Physical Specimenz (Superjew(O)/Shakin' Tom) (3:22 - Jewhammer) Roy Corduroy/Dutch Lewis(X)
4b. Bozac Pro Tag Championship: The Physical Specimenz (C) (23:44 - Count Out) Billy Hollywood/PHAQ(X)
5. The Ministry (Imago X(O)/Judas X) (20:38 - Crossface) RE.V (Jun Mochizuki/Gene Sydal(X))
6. AVN Championship: Jesus X (C) (15:04 - Sign of the Cross) Tomohiro Ito