4.18.07 - FURIOUS.INTENT

4.18.07 - FURIOUS.INTENT

What we have lined up for you here tonight is breath-taking, as ZODIAK will make his first defense of the Spunk Pro International Championship against not only the ex-champion, YUSUKE, but the returning Tomohiro Ito! Ito made his shocking return at the last show, using his Shining Wizard to insult YUSUKE after his big win, and incite this triple threat match. As well as the Celtic Bruisers putting out an open challenge earlier today for their tag titles, only to be met by Strike Force's Brad Wolf and Lee Stone in what should be a hard-hitting match. Stone and Wolf haven't had much luck when it comes to the Celtic Bruisers, but maybe tonight could be their night. We also have Spunk vs RUINER after RUINER pinned Spunk last time in that elimination tag, Alabama Dan vs Bobo Gomez and the debut of a Spunk pupil, AKAHIRA.

AKAHIRA's debut was up first, and from what we can tell he works a style similar to YUSUKE's, only citing Kazuo Yamazaki as one of his idols and reasons to get into pro-wrestling. He takes on the tough challenge of Hector Casas as they get going, AKAHIRA using a brutal axe kick to take Hector down! The match doesn't last long though, as Big T barges into the ring, and both young grapplers charge at him, only to both be caught and double chokeslammed at the same time! T grabbed the house mic and demanded AKAHIRA gets out of his ring, unless he wants to be destroyed. AKAHIRA shows great heart and slowly gets up, only to slap T in the face. This turned out to be an unfortunate decision for him, but made the fans go wild! AKAHIRA hit a few big moves, like a vertical drop Olympic Slam and a rolling juji, but T is just too powerful and crushed him with the B.A.D. in 5 minutes time.

The next match proved to be a huge upset, where DEMOS took D to his limits, and pinned him after ducking a lariat, hitting a Pedigree and following with the SIDS Clutch. D looked frustrated, as he took his second straight loss. Alabama Dan came out next, sporting simply a pair of blue trunks and black boots. He grabbed the mic and told the fans to not-so-subtlety 'fuck off and die.' He said he was sick of busting his ass trying to make these people happy, and sick of losing, not being in control of his own fate. He said his partner, Hobo Joe, a lifelong friend, was simply dead weight and so stuck in his ways. "To evolve," Dan states, "a man needs to be vicious to be heard, to become something. I'm no longer your stereotype, I'm Dan Sommers, and I'm here to fuck some bitches and take the Spunk Pro title home." This only incited the fans to jeer louder, and brought out Bobo Gomez, who was last time a victim of his apparent turn on his partner and fans, and we have an impromptu bout! It was everything you'd expect from both of these guys, they hit hard, and they hit fast. Dan's backdrop looked brutal in its simple execution, and his lariat nearly took Bobo's head off. When all was said and done, what was the 'Go 2 Alabama' knocked Bobo out cold. Dan grabbed the mic again, got down in his face and told him he was a victim of the 'Alabama Nightmare.'

The fans seem genuinely disgusted, but hey, onto the tag team title match! It was fast, brutal and lived up to its expectations, with Strike Force putting heart and soul into it! The finish was breathtaking, with Baker having the huge Stone on his shoulders, setting up for a diving elbow from Gabriel, only for them not to notice Wolf made the blind tag to Stone. Wolf charged at the ropes, causing Gabriel to get crotched, and unloaded the huge spear on Baker, carrying both him and his large partner halfway across the ring! The added impact near-knocked Baker out, and set up for the 3-count, the upset and the NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! The seemingly impossible has happened, as Wolf and Stone have captured the tag titles!

Spunk looks for revenge on RUINER next, in what starts off looking like RUINER is screwed, wait.. Wait.. WHAT?! A fan has jumped the rail! Not this again.. WAIT! THAT IS NO FAN! THAT IS NO FAN! CUT, WHAMMY BAR, WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT ON SPUNK! THAT IS TOMMY FIERO! TOMMY FUCKIN' FIERO IS IN THE SPUNK PRO ARENA! This match has been thrown out, and the fans are booing as loudly as we can ever recall! Tommy Fiero, the man who essentially put this company out of business for a few months is showing his face in the arena! RUINER and Fiero clasp hands, and Spunk is slowly up, as Shogo and YUSUKE hit the ring, Fiero bailing out and laughing his ass off! Spunk grabs the rope, and calls for them to end this -- tonight! Right here! Spunk Pro Heavyweight title!

The Triple threat is up next, and holy shit has this night turned into an amazing night for Spunk Pro. It was everything you'd expect from these three, and it looked like YUSUKE had it in the bag at the end, as he had Ito in the center of the ring, trapped in a Triangle Lock! ZODIAK, out of nowhere, brandishing a chair up on top drops a huge leg drop square on the jaw of YUSUKE, Ito is out from the choke and ZODIAK makes the pin for the 1..2...3! This is an upset to say the least, and ZODIAK's reign of terror continues! Next up, our main event... Tommy Fiero, the scourge of Spunk Pro, the most hated man in this company's history against Spunk, the creator, owner and reigning Champion, a legend in his own right. Tonight is do-or-die time, as he has to show Fiero just who is boss and put him to sleep for good.

Spunk in the ring first, as he lays the belt out in front of him and calls for Fiero to come out. Fiero, in a long, shiny robe slowly makes his way down to ringside, basking in the soda cups being lobbed at him, only for Spunk to dash out of the ring and jump ontop of Fiero! Things are getting nasty right away, before the bell has even rung! Spunk levels Fiero with an elbow, and setting up the high kick -- WAIT! A chair just struck Spunk from behind! Who is this? The hair.. The tights.. The paint... Is that.. ITS JACK DOD! JACK FUCKIN' DOD JUST NAILED SPUNK WITH A CHAIR! Both men drag the champ back into the ring and are putting the boots to him! Nobody in their right minds ever expected to see Fiero here again, never mind Jack FUCKING Dod! Both men are just laying into the champ here, and we won't even get a match tonight! YUSUKE is stumbling out to the ring, but Shogo runs up behind him, tells him to head back and dashes into the ring! It looks like we have an impromptu (word of the night!) tag team match here! Spunk is hurt, and the team of Dod and Fiero is just vicious, as vicious as the crowd towards them! Spunk and Shogo fought as hard as they could, only for a superkick from Dod on Spunk setting up the Whammy Bar and the 3-count on Spunk, leaving the champ down for the count. Shogo tried to make the save, but received the DODSMACK for his efforts, and what we have here are Dod and Fiero standing over Spunk and Shogo, Fiero with the belt lifted high above him, only to spit on Spunk and have Dod yank the belt out of his hands, hold it up high as well and drop it on Spunk.

1a. AKAHIRA Debut: AKAHIRA (1:02 - No Contest) Hector Casas
1b. Big T (5:22 - B.A.D.) AKAHIRA
2. DEMOS (18:16 - SIDS Clutch) D.
3. Alabama Dan (10:25 - Alabama Nightmare -> KO) Bobo Gomez
4. Spunk Pro Tag Team Championship: Strike Force (Brad Wolf(O)/Lee Stone) (27:55 - Wolf's Bite) Celtic Bruisers (Sean Gabriel/Paddy Baker(X))
5. Spunk (3:03 - No Contest) RUINER
6. Spunk Pro International Championship: ZODIAK (C) (16:57 - Diving Leg Drop) YUSUKE, Tomohiro Ito
7. Jack Dod/Thomas R. Fiero(O) (25:48 - Whammy Bar) Vio-GUN (Spunk(X)/Shogo Otsuka)