Spunk Pro - OVERTURE.07

While details are still hazy at best, insider n00z sources have reported that Spunk Pro had a plethora of financial woes late in 2006 when Thomas R. Fiero and Jesus X made a deal and apparently a good portion of the Spunk Pro roster has either quit, disappeared or pledged allegiance to Jesus X. Apparently this is (was?) part of Fiero's plan; to sabotage Spunk Pro. Regardless, Spunk Pro held an impromptu FRREEEEEEEEEEEEE show tonight that aired on national television.

Spunk Pro - OVERTURE.07


1. Bobo Gomez(O)/D (22.33 - Lariat -> Muso) Brad Wolf/Lee Stone(X)
2. Big T (4.41 - B.A.D.) Manakuro Marakuso
3. DEMOS (14.46 - SIDS Clutch) YUSUKE
4. Spunk Pro Tag Team Championship: Celtic Bruisers (Sean Gabriel/Paddy Baker(^)) (24.04 - Double Count Out) WTST (Alabama Dan/Hobo Joe(^))
5. Vio-Gun (Spunk/YUSUKE(O)) (10.30 - DQ (Fireball)) OdZ (ZODIAK(X)/DEMOS)

Tonight saw what we can only guess is the RELAUNCHING OF SPUNK PRO, which will hopefully be bigger, better and with less filler. While the roster is still not exactly huge, D made his return from injury and teamed up with Bobo Gomez in a teaming that worked quite well, as D helped to break the cliche of return matches and helped to win, nailing the prone Lee Stone with a lariat while Bobo was struggling to get him up with the Muso. It was Muso, 1.2.3 and LIGHTS OUT. Brad Wolf challenged D to a bout afterwards, saying that while he showed fire, he would go commando on him and give him a real welcome back.

Mr. T, after being exposed by Johnny Jett, and after Jett took Jesus X's/Fiero's money and ran has come back with a VENGEANCE. No longer a fraud, he is now showing off a single-strapped black singlet and his signature mohawk, calling himself simply Big T. Big T destroyed veteran stalwart Marakuso in just shy of 5 minutes with the B.A.D..

Spunk Pro super-ace YUSUKE faced off with OdZ super-champion DEMOS in what was a heated contest that literally ended with fire and a bang! YUSUKE was setting DEMOS up for his patented Dragon Suplex for what most were thinking was the end when a figure jumped the guard rail; long dark hair, pale complexion with black and red facepaint and torn up black clothing. DEMOS took this as his cue and ducked while the figure tossed a fireball at YUSUKE; it barely missing, but putting YUSUKE off-balance enough for DEMOS to hit a quick SIDS Clutch for the win! Both men are putting the boots to YUSUKE when Spunk storms the ring and the two men screw, leaving Spunk to attend to YUSUKE.

Next we hosted the much-anticipated Tag Team Title match between the CB (CB!CB!CB!) and WTST. It was all that we could expect, only to be cut short by both legal men in Baker and Hobo Joe (in new gear!) being counted out while Sean and Dan brawled at ringside as well. Absolutely nothing was resolved in this match, and we can only expect more from both teams. Then we cut to backstage, where Spunk and YUSUKE storm the OdZ locker room only to encounter DEMOS and this newcomer and begin brawling. The brawl soon spills out to the ring, and we have ourselves an impromptu tag team main event! This was nothing pretty, as YUSUKE is already rather banged up, and this newcomer is still completely unknown other than the fireball he tossed at YUSUKE before. From what we can tell, he is a complete sadist who loves inflicting pain on his opponents... Which makes him a perfect fit for OdZ. Out of nowhere on the outside he tosses YUSUKE into the guard rail, then slams his head hard into the ringpost, then gives himself distance while DEMOS and Spunk are fighting in the ring... Wait.. FIREBALL! He tosses a fireball and it nails YUSUKE, whose hair has caught fire as he frantically tries to shake it off, with a crew running in with a fire extinguisher! It is chaos at ringside, as the lights go out, and the signal we have seen before appears in the ring! It is the sign.. The sign of the Zodiac Killer!. We fade out to the symbol and the sound of extinguishers and screams.