Spunk Pro - 9.12.06

Spunk Pro - 9.12.06 - Seekonk Memorial Hall, Seekonk, Ma. (2,066 fans - NO VACANCY)

Spunk Pro comes to you live from Seekonk, Mass with a stacked card, ready for your digesting pleasure! We have a packed show for you tonight, as we'll have a WILD International Championship defense as Sean Gabriel will defend against Lee Stone, on top of that we have an Evo-MAX Offer Battle Royal and Spunk will defend the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship for the first time against Alabama Dan in what should be a violent bout! The show starts off as Havok makes his Spunk Pro debut. Havok debuted in RevX and made an impact early on, as to this day he is undefeated in competition, and looks unstoppable! His first test in Spunk Pro is none other than the vet Goat Banga, and Havok showed more signs of struggle accordingly, as his first challenge seemed worthy. Goat Banga's deviant-like offense phased Havok a few times, but Havok's lethal rights and lefts, a pair of Half Nelson Suplexes and a Blackout was enough to score him his first victory in Spunk Pro, keeping his flawless record intact.

The next match was a battle royal which was offered by the new off-shoot of Evo-MAX, which focuses on high-octane pro-wrestling and has delivered in their first show! The competitors are a mix of established stars that Spunk Pro and WILD fans will be familiar with, as well as Fat Lip and the debut in Spunk Pro of a youngster from Mexico, Hector Casas. The match moved along quickly, as the ring began to empty out at the 10 minute mark, as youngster Tom Johnson ducked a flying lariat from Jun Mochizuki and backdropped him outside of the ring, eliminating him! Travis Wilkes pulled a book from Dink's playbook on him (while he is stomping around acting like Steve Austin) by using his Lightning Cradle to eliminate Dink early on. Dink didn't want to accept his defeat as the refs were pulling him out and in an act of rebellion gave ref MDK a STUNNz0R!!! He calls for the time keeper to toss him something -- is that a beer?!? Wait, that is a Capri Sun! Dink pulls the straw out and starts trying to jab it into the hole, unsuccessful (c'mon, its a fucking Capri Sun) before he just turns it upside down and jabs the straw into it, tips it upside down and squirts juice into his mouth! Soon after Fat Lip went on a spree, quickly dumping Tom Johnson over the ropes, and then pulling the ropes down on a charging Travis Wilkes to send him flying. DEMOS caught him and set him up for a Pedigree, but was too close to the ropes and ate a backbody drop that landed him in ELIMINATION STREET, USA (no relation to BADSTREET, USA, sadly). This left 3; Shogo Otsuka, Fat Lip and newcomer Hector Casas. Hector and Shogo teamed up on Fat Lip and after a battle was able to eliminate him, much to his shagrin! This leaves two! Shogo is quickly making short work of him with his strikes, as he sets him up near the ropes for a jumping backspin kick, which would most definately send him flying outside of the ring, only for Hector to duck under, leaving Shogo crotched! Hector springboards off the second rope and lands a beautiful dropkick to the back of the head of Shogo, which lands him outside of the ring, giving Casas his big first win in the limelight!

YUSUKE at Will's Dissolve laid out a challenge for Bobo "T" Gomez, but Brad Wolf proteted to officials, claiming he should be in line for a shot at the title he lost to Bobo a few months ago. Brad, after having a few epic encounters with Bobo, a few of which fans have claimed to be the best matches they had seen anywhere in the year, has kept a low profile and has focused on his team with Lee Stone. YUSUKE on the otherhand is nothing short of a Supernova, as he exploded on the scene in Spunk Pro and scored a few upset victories over Mr. T early on in his career, and then forged a path into Pro-Wrestling WILD, as he was gaining steam in his team with Shogo Otsuka before WILD turned over. YUSUKE's temper of late has still been affecting him, but he was able to keep his calm during this bout. It was back and forth, with Wolf able to hold his own on the mat with YUSUKE, as he has a background of amatuer wrestling (from high school), as well as his Marine training. Wolf tried to keep this technical, and strayed from brawling too much, as YUSUKE tried his best to close the distance and tap him out early on, to no avail. It proved to be a stalemate until Wolf got the upperhand, hitting the Wolfhammer and stomping away in the corner, setting up for the Wolf's Bite! He charges at YUSUKE, and in an amazing spot YUSUKE catches Wolf in a Flying Triangle Lock!! Wolf struggles as YUSUKE has it locked in, but is able to roll him onto his shoulders for a quick 2-count before YUSUKE lets go of the hold! YUSUKE attempts a kneel kick, but Wolf ducks it, Wolf in the corner going for another Wolf's Bite! He charge at him -- YUSUKE sidesteps and launches himself off the ropes -- STO BOMBER!! 1!! 2!! 3!! YUSUKE WINS! YUSUKE looks taken aback, as Wolf recovers, as the next show YUSUKE gets his big break, and will challenge Bobo "T" Gomez for the Spunk Pro International Championship, a title that one of his mentors, Manakuro Marakuso made famous early in Spunk Pro history. YUSUKE and Wolf shake hands as YUSUKE bows to Wolf, and Wolf raises YUSUKE's hand.

This only spells trouble, as it brings out Sean Gabriel alongside Seamus McFadden decked out in a ref's uniform. Gabriel provokes Wolf, saying that he had to go all the way to SECW to find competition after WILD closed up, and that he got slighted by the best heavyweight they had to offer (...what?), but will get his revenge at some point, and hopefully take over SECW like he did WILD. He then adds that in the meantime he wants to demolish the best that Spunk Pro has to offer, and that tonight Brad Wolf will get to see his partner, Lee Stone, get demolished before his eyes. Stone comes out to protest, and our match is underway! Stone is able to dominate for a while, using his power to overcome Gabriel, but Sean's trickery and stiff-as-shit strikes helped him come roaring back. Wolf is on the outside as Seamus begins arguing with him, which leads for Sean to reach into his pants and pull out what looks like a roll of tape! Sean is taping his knuckles up! Stone staggers to his feet -- BIG RIGHT HAND, WITH THAT TAPE ON IT!! HE MAKES THE COVER.. 1..2...3! Gabriel cradles his title and holds it up high and celebrates like he just wrestled for 60!

The next bout saw D face off with Imago X in a heated bout that saw him take the win with a Sasorigatame after a lariat for the win. This leads us to our next bout, where per special request Johnny Jett has requested to face the T-Team in his Spunk Pro debut... Why? We have no clue, but Johnny Jett who only just debuted in RevX before they closed down has been granted his wish, and given his partner of choice against the T-Team of Lester and Mr. T. Jett in an pre-match interview (with the Jet Twins on each arm) made it clear that he has a master plan, and that Billy Hollywood has given him just the boost he needs to propel them into Superstardom, which he is all about. Jett claimed that when all was said and done, people would have a new Idol, and would no longer need the 'fraudulant' Mr. T. He claimed people would be eating Jett Cereal, hanging up posters of him and his catchphrases would be on lunchboxes. Most of this must of glided right off of Mr. T's back, except for the lunchbox comment, as Mr. T made it clear as he left for the ring that NOBODY, and he means NOBODY will take his place with the children of the nation, and that he pities DA FOOL that tries to take his spot. We were then treated to what turned into a war between the two teams, as Johnny Jett proved he had staying power, and Mr. T refused to tag out for the last 20 or so minutes of the bout, as it was just the two of them squaring off, until the time limit expired. This caused Lester to argue with Mr. T, saying that if he was tagged in, it would of been over by now. He accused Mr. T of losing his fire and letting some 'plebian' get into his head. Lester stormed off, and Mr. T turned around to a Superkick from Jett! Jett put a foot on Mr. T's chest and posed for the cameras, as Billy posed with him.

The Main Event saw Spunk putting his newly crowned Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship on the line with a man who over the past few months has proven himself not only to be a threat in tags, but has proven himself to be a strong singles competitor as well -- Alabama Dan! This match was Dan fighting for his life, as Spunk kept a reactionary approach to Dan, not knowing what he would do next. Dan kept for straight-forward brawling through most of the match, as Spunk just set up ways to foil him. It wasn't long before Dan struck a chord with Spunk and Spunk got a fire in his eyes and started really attacking Dan. It then turned into Dan fighting for survival, as Spunk was unleashing devastating strikes on Dan, downing him with a series of kicks ending in a savate, which led for Spunk heading up top and landing a devastating doublestomp to the back of the head! Spunk makes the cover.. 1....2..... 2.999999!! Dan barely gets the shoulder up! Spunk looks furious, as he argues with ref MDK. Spunk shakes his head and sends Dan off the ropes -- DAN OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A KNEELIFT! He is too tired to make the cover, though! Both men slowly up, Spunk going for a high kick -- Dan ducks it! Dan hoists him up on his shoulders!! Its time for the Go 2 Alabama!! Wait! Spunk slips over and has him in a RNC!! Dan drops down to a seated position as Spunk keeps the hold locked in... Dan looks like he is going out.. Spunk legs go, dashes off the ropes -- PK! The impact sends Dan rolled over onto his knees, which Spunk grabs him by the hair and starts peppering him with kicks to the face! He tucks him under -- JAGERBOMB! 1!! 2!! 3!! Spunk has retained the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship! Spunk drapes the title over his shoulder and does his signature pose before he leaves the ring, as Dan helps himself up and raises his hands as the fans cheer for him, and a slight chant breaks out.. WAIT! WTF?! The Russian National Anthem? Wait.. Who the... Superjew? Shakin' Tom? Some really big, fat dude? What the hell is going on?! Superjew has a mic

Superjew (forced Russian accent): "Ala-Bah-Ma Dan. Ve.. Ve are fvom moccccckdur Russia!"

Shakin' Tom and the very, very large man nod in agreement as they surround Dan, who is now backed into a corner.

Superjew (cont accent): "Deees.. Iz Shakin' Comrade.. I... Am Supercomrade.. And this..."

The giant man rushes at Dan and nails him with a huge RUSSIAN HOOK, knocking him into the corner, where he continues to pepper him with Russian Hooks, before getting him in an Iron Claw!! He pulls Dan towards the center of the ring and slams him down with an Iron Claw Bomb.. AND HE KEEPS THE IRON CLAW ON!! Superje--err, Supercomrade laughs like a (Russian) maniac, as he gets down and looks at Dan as he writhes in pain.

Supercomrade (cont accent): "An' deeees.. Is.. ARIS! Ve.. Ahr fvom muddah RUSSIA.. Een Muddah RUSSIA Iron Claws YOU! HA. HA. HA!"

At this point Hobo Joe comes out like a HOSS ON FIRE, and actually spits fire at the 'Russians' as they flee the ring, Supercomrade and Shakin' Comrade holding back the monster Aris as Dan is in the ring, bloody and in pain as Hobo Joe checks on him. Good lord, what kind of fucking shit is this.. JOIN US NEXT TIME!

1. Havok (9:40 - Black Out) Goat Banga
2. Evo-MAX Scramble Battle Royal: Travis Wilkes/DiNk/DEMOS/Fat Lip/Tom Johnson/Shogo Otsuka/Hector Casas/Jun Mochizuki
--Tom Johnson (10:29 - Rope Elimination) Jun Mochizuki
--Travis Wilkes (10:44 - Lightning Cradle) DiNk Awws10
--Fat Lip (11:59 - Rope Elimination) Tom Johnson
--Fat Lip (12:38 - Rope Elimination) Travis Wilkes
--Fat Lip (13:10 - Rope Eliminatin) DEMOS
--Hector Casas (18:21 - Rope Elimination) Fat Lip
--Hector Casas (19:21 - Rope Elimination) Shogo Otsuka
3. Winner faces Bobo: YUSUKE (20:54 - YU-Bomber) Brad Wolf
4. WILD International Championship: Sean Gabriel (C) (6:00 - Loaded Right) Lee Stone
-- Sean's V4
5. D (22:21 - Sasorigatame) Imago X
6. Team Jett (Johnny Jett/Billy Hollywood) (60:00 - Draw) The T-Team (Lester "T" Bourbon/Mr. T)
7. Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship: Spunk (C) (22:35 - Jagerbomb) Alabama Dan
-- Spunk's V1