RevX 8.20.06 - Vets Memorial Hall, 533 fans
RevX's 8.20 rally was a smaller-sized show, but proved easy to keep the fans entertained. The show opened with your usual comedy bout between the BOZAC ARMY and the jobber army, which saw Bee Man pick up a rare victory with a diving hip attack, rendering Rusty Chodes outta it. Post-Match a man in a NY Yankees mask came out and punched Druid's lights out, then beat the ever-living shit out of Bee Man until security came out to break up the disturbance. The masked man crotch chopped a lot, until he just ripped his mask off, revealing it was PHIL BARONI!! THE NY BAD ASS!! He grabbed a mic and said that he 'wudn't done' roughing up Druid. He took his company away, and now due to all of the shit he put him 'trew' he wants to 'end his puh-tetic life' right in the RevX ring! When Druid came to, he told Baroni he was on, when Baroni laughed and said at the next show they better be ready for a TAG MATCH, with Baroni having a MYSTERIOUS PARTNER.
Next the RE.V members out demanding a shot at the RevX Championship, they didn't care which one it was, that just one of them got a shot at Jesus X, who they thought was ducking them. Jesus X appeared on the screen and smiled, saying that one of them indeed would, then teased who it would be, before he chose Jun Mochizuki. Ito sighed, but patted Jun on the back, as they both headed out, leaving Gene in tow, only for out of nowhere Jesus X to tell them he had another surprise in store for the newest member, and for him to stick around. Sydal looked confused and flipped off the screen to a huge pop, only for out of nowhere Havok comes up from behind him and spikes him on his head with a half nelson suplex! Sydal was never truly able to recover and became the next victim for Havok. Havok grabbed a mic afterwards and told Jesus X he could tear through the roster all day if he had to, but that sooner or later, that title belonged to him.
More unfolded in the TAG TEAM SAGA later on, when Billy Hollywood took on Superjew. About 3 minutes into the match, Superjew went for a SPEAR~! on Hollywood, only to have his head nail the mid-section of Hollywood and for both men to go down, neither moving. Billy started to stir finally, and rolled Superjew off of him, only to stand up and pull a LARGE STEEL CODPIECE OUT OF HIS TRUNKS! HE JUST BRET HART'D SUPERJEW! Medics come out to attend to him, as Billy grabs his tag title and holds it up to a large rousing applause from the audience.
What came next was the debut of Johnny Jett, whom not much is known about other than he is a recently signed recording artist looking to hit it big. Imago X is his debut opponent, already in the ring... As the lights go out and the music starts up, and Johnny Jett walks through the curtain, wearing a fur coat and being flanked by two scantily-clad twin girls! If only Jett's in-ring performance could match up to his entrance, though, as he lasted 15 minutes against Imago X before Imago put him down with a lariat for the text-book 3-count.
This brings us to our main event, the biggest match of Mochizuki's career going for the RevX title against Jesus X, a legend already for being the longest reigning Spunk Pro champion before finally losing it to 001 just months ago. Mochizuki fought the fight of his life, throwing everything he had at the champion in hopes of scoring the upset and taking the title home. Imago and Judas came out to assist Jesus, but he turned them away, cockily implying that he didn't need any sort of help to beat Mochizuki. Jesus even taunted him for a few moments with one hand behind his back working him over with his free hand and his feet before Mochizuki was able to overcome and overwhelm him. Jesus X meant business after this, as he unleashed his signature flurry of offense upon Mochizuki before putting him down with the Sign of the X.
1. Druid/Bee Man(O) (6:12 - Flying Hip Attack -- THE STINGER) Dick Dood/Rusty Chodes(X)
2. Havok (4:10 - Blackout) Gene Sydal
3. Billy Hollywood (3:11 - KO) Superjew
4. Johnny Jett Debut: Imago X (15:08 -Lariat) Johnny Jett
5. RevX Championship: Jesus X (17:46 - Sign of the Cross) Jun Mochizuki
-- Jesus X's V2 Defense
VISUAL Fighting Productions - Spunk Pro Dojo, 332 fans
VISUAL Fighting made its return after a brief financial hiatus, now being funded by the WWA and finding itself able to run shows again. With WILD itself having a floundering women's division tonight we were able to line up a few new stars, in Aikuchi Shinjo as well as WILD Women's Champion Polly Dod! Word from the WWA is that there is even a future title defense lined up for the belt in VISUAL! We open up with one of Johnny Jett, of RevX sort of fame's valets making her in-ring debut against the monster that is Martha Dumptruck. To say Martha destroyed her is an understatement. The finish proved to be a bit odd, as Martha just tossed her down and stomped her until she couldn't take anymore and gave up.
Former WILD Women's Champion Aikuchi made her VISUAL debut against the mother of Druid in what turned out to be a lot more competitive bout than anybody would of suggested! Apparently Druid's Mom has done some more training under Phil Baroni or something, but Aikuchi still pulled through with her superior skill and made a successful debut! After the match Aikuchi went to shake her hand, when Mrs. Funkerdale spit on her and left, leaving a bad taste in the mouths of the fans, as well as Aikuchi.
Polly Dod made her debut next alongside Spunk's sister, Stacey in a match where they upset the VISUAL Rangers, who seemingly cannot catch a break no matter how hard they try. Stacey's Strangle Hold on former Champ Akino put her to sleep, as Polly simply laughed and polished her belt on the apron. Things heated up post-match between both sides as Akino and Rei were not pleased with the result, and both were clawing at Polly. This brings us into the main event, which proved to be another blow to the VISUAL Rangers, as the vet Kuroda fell to the Champ in 15 minutes to a flash pin to take it home.
1. Martha Dumptruck (8:52 -Stomp Rush) Jessi Jet
2. Aikuchi Shinjo (18:13 - Aikuchi Choke a) Mrs. Funkerdale
3. Polly Dod/Stacey Walsh(O)) (22:17 - Strangle Hold Alpha) VISUAL Rangers (Akino Hirai(X)/Rei Takada)
4. VISUAL Championship: DARK Lotus (C) (15:20 - Lotus*Latch) Michiko Kuroda
-- Lotus's V1 Defense
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