7.16.2006

Spunk Pro 7.7.06

Spunk Pro - Airport Road Parking Complex - Warwick, RI - 899 fans

The night started off with Strike Force taking on the team of Rusty Chodes and Dick Doode. Wolf really took it to Chodes, not giving him an inch. Only mere moments later, Lee destroyed Chodes for the 3-count and the easy victory. OdZ did their best to derail the return of Martha Dumptruck in a huge 6-err, man(?) tag. Martha did her best to destroy the man who put her out of action for months, using the Twist of Fate to no avail. The beatdown of Martha ensued, until Martha turned the tables on OdZ with her Twist of Fat(e)~!! Dink did his best to show his love for Martha upon her return, but took his eyes off of RUINER and paid the price for it! The beatdown continued until Martha distracted the ref, and Pete slid Dink the chair, with Dink pulling an Eddie Guerrero for the DQ victory over OdZ!

In the first match of the contenders tournament Mr. T met Sean Gabriel, who was as always accompanied by Seamus McFadden. Mr. T asserted his strength immediately on Sean. It was back and forth, but Mr. T made sure to make his raw power shown, having Sean in trouble! He was setting up for the powerbomb when Seamus distracted him long enough for Sean to get the quick win over Mr. T to move on to the next round!! Sean and Seamus didn't have long to celebrate, as the T-Team ran down to the ring to back Mr. T up and they had to high-tail it to the back. Alabama Dan faced off next with the mysterious Decepticon Mask. Decepticon Mask showed charisma not seen in ages against the wiley Dan, slamming Dan with authority! The fighting was intense back and forth action, before Dan unleashed the Alabama Knee Lift on the Masked man, before using the Alabama Clutch for the 3-count, thwarting Decepticon Mask's debut. Locust Star and YUSUKE met in a stiff match, where both went tooth and nail. YUSUKE did his best to keep Locust Star grounded. Locust Star was surprisingly happy to keep on the mat with YUSUKE, eventually choking him out with a front choke sleeper. Goat Banga came out afterwards, complaining that he was forgotten and deserved to be in this tournament. He called out 001, and demanded a shot tonight, only for 001 to simply pop his head out of the curtain and stare him down. Goat Banga continued to call him out, only for 001 to point to his title and nod once before walking to the back, leaving GB looking intense, ready for his shot at the big time tonight.

Lester "T" Bourbon met up with D in the semi-main event, but still utilized Main Event Style Wrassling early on. It was a slugfest between the two, the lariat vs the Axe Bomber. Lester catches the upperhand and nails D with the Axe Bomber, but D is able to kick out just barely! They continue to brawl, neither man wanting to give an inch. D unleashing a flurry of elbows on Lester, then nailing him with a Death Valley Bomb, and catching a near fall with the moonsault press, nearly taking Lester out of this tournament. It looked up for D, as he sets up the lariat, only for Lester to duck, kick to the gut! PED-O-GREE!! Lester nails the Ped-o-Gree on D, and 1...2...3! Its over! The main event was an unlikely one, as Goat Banga challenged the monster, 001 for the Spunk Pro World Title! 001 quickly showed Goat Banga that he wants to make this quick as he presses him high over his head! In a shocking turn of events, Goat Banga shows he will not be outmatched, and does the same to the champ! This only upsets the champ, who absolutely snaps and drives Goat Banga down to the mat! After some more pummelling, he calls for the finish, gets the goozle and finishes him off with the Infinity Bomb for the 3-count in record time!

1. Strike Force (Brad Wolf/Lee Stone(O) (3:41 - Grainte Dust) Rusty Chodes(X)/Dick Doode
2. PTFO (Dink(O)/Pete/Martha) (26:56 - Chair Illusion OdZ (DEMOS(X)/RUINER/MAX)
3. Contenders Tournament: Sean Gabriel (24:47 - Inside Cradle) Mr. T
4. Contenders Tournament: Alabama Dan (14:50 - Alabama Clutch) Decepticon Mask
5. Contenders Tournament: Locust Star (19:23 - Front Choke Sleeper) YUSUKE
6. Contenders Tournament: Lester "T" Bourbon (27:21 - Ped-o-gree) D
7. Spunk Pro World Title: 001 (C) (5:14 - Infinity Bomb) Goat Banga

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