We are days away from what should be one of the shining moments in Spunk Pro history; Tommy Fiero vs Spunk, with the rumblings being true and this indeed being a STEEL CAGE match. A lot more than this will be on the line at this show, as we've confirmed that D will indeed challenge Jack Dod for the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship, in a match that many feel D has been ready for and deserving of for about a year now; his shot to shine and become the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Champion of the World.
On top of that, we can confirm that a HUGE match has been added to the card; Sean Gabriel vs Dan Sommers, after the events of our last show, Spunk Pro officials felt that this was a match the fans are dying to see and should be absolutely brutal, stiff and one to not miss. Don't miss it -- This weekend! It is bound to change things forever.
6.09.2007
6.3.07 - A Night Like This
6.3.07 - A Night Like This
The show starts off with Tommy Fiero in the ring, pacing back and forth looking like he is ready to explode. The fans are chanting 'you suck' at him as well as pelting him with garbage as the look on his face is one of pain, last time he was in this ring his shoulders were pinned to the mat by the man he trusted to make sure he didn't lose that belt, Jack Dod. Jack Dod, the new champion is the man he calls out, demanding a rematch here tonight. Instead of Jack Dod's music, it is Jesus X's music! Jesus X, and everybody in this arena feels as though he has been cheated last week, and deserves another shot before Tommy Fiero does. Fiero says he is the former champion, and deserves -- oh shit, here comes Spunk! Spunk never got a rematch when he lost the title, Fiero effectively ducked him. This is a mess, all three men are arguing they deserve shots, and oh lord, here comes Dan Sommers! All four men are arguing in the ring at who deserves Jack Dod first.
The familiar music plays over the loudspeakers, and Jack Dod storms through the curtain, title around his waist and huge smile. Dod laughs and soaks in the chaos in the arena for a while before he opens his mouth, telling them none of them deserve to shine his boots. He tells all 4 men that he is in the driver's seat now, and decides who he faces and who he doesn't. Apparently this doesn't sit well with him, as D runs up from behind and nails him with a lariat! Things completely break down now, as we have refs and officials everywhere breaking them up. When Dod is to his feet he says tonight Jesus X, Tommy Fiero, Dan Sommers and Spunk will square off in a one night tournament to see who faces him. This leaves D, who is being held back from him, as Dod looks at him and tells him "tough luck, kid. Maybe you can be an alternate if anybody gets hurt, but for now, you are nothing but a punk."
Things start to clear up as the card takes shape, we are given word from Marakuso that he is working on assembling this right now, and it looks like it will be Spunk vs Tommy Fiero and Dan Sommers vs Jesus X, winners square off, winner takes all and gets a shot at Jack Dod next week. We now cut backstage to the Celtic Bruisers talking about their tag team title match tonight against OdZ, a match that has been built to for quite a while now, only for a familiar voice to come in from off-camera.
"Well me'boys, I'm here, much like we agreed," the camera pans over to Seamus McFadden, as scummy as every, twirling his cane.
"Aye, Seamus," Sean pats him on the shoulder. "Tonight we face a buncha' liars an' cheaters! They have our number when its the three 'o them, we need to even the odds."
"An' even the odds we shall, my boy, we shall." Seamus raps the cane on the ground a few times. "You boys prepare, for tonight things go exactly as they should, an' you boys will get exactly what you deserve."
"Aye!" Sean yells out as Paddy clenches his fist and shouts as well, they both pat Seamus on the shoulder and walk off, looking more confident now, as Seamus huffs and fixes his suit.
Our first match of the evening is 2 teams from south of hte border facing off in what was a quick-paced bout that wowed the fans. The absolutely amazing Espirito picks up the win over the two rudos alongside Hector Casas using his speed to his favor and using a diving hurricanrana for the 3-count. The next bout is a change at revenge for Brad Wolf, after Guterez made his debut of sorts last time and low-blowed his way into the hearts of the fans, or their ire, either way. This match was back and forth, with Guterez the vet brawler and Wolf, not one to brawling either took it to the elder Mexican, but it was another low blow and an inside cradle that ended this match, giving Guterez the win!
Wait! We have word something is going on backstage! Our cameras catch up and its Fiero standing over Spunk, chain dangling from his hand, blood-dripping from him as Spunk lays out on the ground, covered in his own blood. Fiero motions for him to get up, as Spunk is slowly picking himself up -- WHAMMY BAR! Fiero is one sick bastard, and looks like he might have bought a bye into the finals here tonight! Fiero makes his way out for his match, as he looks quite smug when they announce Spunk, play his music and he is nowhere to be found. Marakuso comes out and says that Spunk is injured and being inspected by doctors right now, there is no way he can wrestle. Fiero nods in agreement and grabs the ref, telling him to raise his hand just as D's music hits and he sprints down to the ring. The look on Fiero's face is probably much like when he read the first string of reviews for his film. We'd like to see the look on his face as he went down for the 3-count after the huge, crushing lariat, but most of the fans were too busy celebrating, and Fiero was a bloody mess anyway, I doubt we'd have seen much. D wasn't even supposed to be in the tournament, and now he has a chance of fighting for the title next week!
Fiero up, and the fans are pelting him with garbage again, and he comes Spunk! Both men exchanging blows, and the fans are going nuts. Spunk levels Fiero with an elbow to the face and grabs the house mic, "I'm sick of you, Fiero. This is months and months in the making, but you've cost me too much; my pride, my championship, and almost my company. Next week, its you and me, one on one. Next week, we settle this for good."
The fans erupt at the thought of the very first STEEL CAGE match in Spunk Pro, between Tommy Fiero and Spunk, the singles match that everybody has been dying to see since what, like September? We take a quick look backstage as we see Seamus McFadden peeking through a door, nodding, "so tonight, your impact will be felt. Tonight you help me this one time, this one time, and I'll make you a star." He backs up as the door swings open, the hulking mass of Dan Sommers stepping out.
"Jus' this once, an' I got myself whatever I want?" Dan glares at Seamus, who laughs and pats him on the back.
"Dan my boy, you stick with me an' I'll get you anything you want," he points towards the curtain. "Now go out there and get your title shot."
Sommers vs Jesus X is up next, and the fans seem firmly behind Jesus X, something that a few months ago seemed nearly impossible. Jesus X the longest reigning champion in our history, the most dominant save for Big T in the early days, and easily the most devious, but the tables have turned and he returns as a hero. The task at hand tonight is not an enviable one, though, as he has to take out the monster in Dan Sommers. Sommers has been on a tear, destroying everything in his path with his patented Alabama Nightmare. Nobody has survived the Nightmare yet. Jesus X fought incredibly hard, but he couldn't survive the Nightmare. He reversed it quite a few times, but when it finally hit, the match was over. This makes our main event of the evening Dan Sommers vs D, winner next week fights Jack Dod in what is looking to be a huge card, with Spunk vs Tommy Fiero.
We move on now to a match for the tag team championship, between the champions, OdZ, who have been completely unstoppable, leaving blood, carnage and fire in their wake against the Celtic Bruisers, easily the toughest two men who have ever set foot into the Spunk Pro ring. From what we've seen they have brought in Seamus McFadden to even the odds tonight, as RUINER will most likely show up at some point, and by the looks of it, Seamus will be bringing back up in DAN SOMMERS, who just had a grueling match with Jesus X. Things start off slow, as Sean and Paddy try to feel out their opponents, but these guys are not for being felt out, as it already starts looking bleak for them with biting, clawing, thumbs to the eye and low blows. Sean and Paddy are never ones to get outclassed though, as their punches and headbutts are doing massive amounts of damage. It is back and forth between the four men until RUINER peeks out from UNDERNEATH THE RING and tosses salt in the eyes of Sean Gabriel! DEMOS is arguing with the ref now, who is keeping Baker at bay while ZODIAK and RUINER are putting the boots to Sean on the outside! This is brutality! R-75 by RUINER! ZODIAK gets Gabriel up, and he is looking for a tombstone on the floor.. RUINER tells him to hold on as he peels back the mats, he is going to do this on the concrete!
Here comes McFadden! McFadden run/waddling out from behind the curtain, waving his arms towards Sean from the back, and here comes Dan Sommers! Sommers dashes out and gets the greatest crowd reaction we've heard for him since he has teamed with Hobo Joe! Have things turned around here for him! ZODIAK drops Sean as he stands toe-to-toe with Sommers, McFadden standing behind him shouting, and the ref has taken notice, finally and is trying to break this up. Baker, loose now hops on DEMOS and begins pounding away on him and the ref sees this and tries to break it up. Gabriel trying to make his way back into the ring and Sommers lariats ZODIAK! McFadden with a cane to the eye of RUINER and Sommers is picking Gabriel up, who seems like dead weight at this point. He hoists him up on his shoulder with McFaddens help and looks like he is going to roll him back into the ring, he starts to, then looks over at McFadden, who smiles at him. Sommers steps back and... No.. No.. Dear lord no -- ALABAMA NIGHTMARE!! The arena has fallen silent, as Sommers and McFadden stand over the fallen Gabriel... RUINER getting up and looking over in disbelief, and the fans don't know what to do, what to say, shock. Sommers violently picks up the body of Gabriel and tosses him into the ring, Baker is looking over confused and is down off the apron, chasing after McFadden, only for Sommers to level him with a lariat! DEMOS regains himself and quickly locks in the SIDS Clutch! 1.............. 2........ not this way.. not THIS way.. 3! Its over! OdZ retains the titles, and McFadden is a giant little squirmy piece of shit! McFadden and Sommers head to the back, as McFadden is laughing maniacally, twirling his cane. He is heard shouting "You were weak, Gabriel! You were weak! You let these people get into your head! Sommers is strong! You both are weak"
If anything, this helped Sommers, as this gives him some time to rest up before his match against D. Officials are cleaning out the ring and helping both Celtic Bruisers to the back, Gabriel refusing a stretcher or assistance from officials and is being dragged out, Baker draping his arm over his shoulder. The fans applaud as the two make their way to the back, both beaten down and without the tag titles, a look of determination in Gabriel's eyes.
D making his way down to the ring now, looking as ready as ever to take the world on. Here comes Sommers now, to a loud, loud array of boos, and he is getting the "Tommy Fiero Garbage Treatment" now as well, Seamus McFadden in tow, yelling at the fans to shut up! This match was as hard-hitting as they come, D using the more traditional Japanese style with his striking and moves that look like they hurt, while Dan is just a fucking monster and likes to hurt people. McFadden getting in his trademarked 'cheap shots(TM)' on D whenever the ref isn't looking, and the crowd is molten for this match! D, who years in the making has been waiting for this chance to finally claim the throne of Spunk Pro, get out of the shadow of Spunk and his brother, Jesus X, and claim what he feels to be his destiny. Of course the only problem right now is a 280 pound monster with fists of granite and a knee of solid steel as well as the little carny bastard waving his cane around on the outside. Dan is in firm control now, as a series of backdrops and devastating lariats have really gotten to D's head. Dan has him up for the Nightmare, and the crowd is erupting, there is commotion, Paddy Baker running down the ramp, and the ref dashes out to stop him, as Dan drops D, shouting at the ref to get back in here and let him kill D. McFadden down! McFadden down! Gabriel just jumped out of the crowd and clocked him in the back of the head! Gabriel grabs the cane, and holds it up to the lights, the fans going nuts. Sommers still isn't paying attention, as Gabriel has slid into the ring. D is staggering to his feet as well. Gabriel is poised behind Sommers, whom he taps on the shoulder.. Sommers turns around and -- WHACK -- WHIFF! Sommers ducks, D off the ropes and Gabriel moves out of the way, Sommers didn't see that lariat coming! D just took his freaking head off with that lariat! The ref slides in just in time for the count... 1.....2.......3!!! D has done it! D, who wasn't even supposed to be involved in this will go on to face JACK DOD FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP!
Sommers is up, and he looks like he has no clue what has happened, he is looking around and look out, Gabriel in the ring, and he uses that cane and just cracks him right in the skull with it! Sommers is out! Gabriel stands over him, the cane held high as we cut away, and until next time, this is SPUNK PRO, and this is CHAOS.
1. Espirito(O)/Hector Casas (11:38 - Espiritorana) Infernales (Bromista(X)/Camillo del Noche)
2. Pedro Guterez (13:13 - Inside Cradle) Brad Wolf
3. Semi-Finals: D (16:32 - Lariat) Tommy Fiero
4. Semi-Finals: Dan Sommers (23:14 - Alabama Nightmare) Jesus X
5. Spunk Pro Tag Championship: OdZ (ZODIAK/DEMOS(O))(C) (24:14 - SIDS Clutch) Celtic Bruisers (Sean Gabriel(X)/Paddy Baker)
6. Finals: D (21:43 - Lariat) Dan Sommers
The show starts off with Tommy Fiero in the ring, pacing back and forth looking like he is ready to explode. The fans are chanting 'you suck' at him as well as pelting him with garbage as the look on his face is one of pain, last time he was in this ring his shoulders were pinned to the mat by the man he trusted to make sure he didn't lose that belt, Jack Dod. Jack Dod, the new champion is the man he calls out, demanding a rematch here tonight. Instead of Jack Dod's music, it is Jesus X's music! Jesus X, and everybody in this arena feels as though he has been cheated last week, and deserves another shot before Tommy Fiero does. Fiero says he is the former champion, and deserves -- oh shit, here comes Spunk! Spunk never got a rematch when he lost the title, Fiero effectively ducked him. This is a mess, all three men are arguing they deserve shots, and oh lord, here comes Dan Sommers! All four men are arguing in the ring at who deserves Jack Dod first.
The familiar music plays over the loudspeakers, and Jack Dod storms through the curtain, title around his waist and huge smile. Dod laughs and soaks in the chaos in the arena for a while before he opens his mouth, telling them none of them deserve to shine his boots. He tells all 4 men that he is in the driver's seat now, and decides who he faces and who he doesn't. Apparently this doesn't sit well with him, as D runs up from behind and nails him with a lariat! Things completely break down now, as we have refs and officials everywhere breaking them up. When Dod is to his feet he says tonight Jesus X, Tommy Fiero, Dan Sommers and Spunk will square off in a one night tournament to see who faces him. This leaves D, who is being held back from him, as Dod looks at him and tells him "tough luck, kid. Maybe you can be an alternate if anybody gets hurt, but for now, you are nothing but a punk."
Things start to clear up as the card takes shape, we are given word from Marakuso that he is working on assembling this right now, and it looks like it will be Spunk vs Tommy Fiero and Dan Sommers vs Jesus X, winners square off, winner takes all and gets a shot at Jack Dod next week. We now cut backstage to the Celtic Bruisers talking about their tag team title match tonight against OdZ, a match that has been built to for quite a while now, only for a familiar voice to come in from off-camera.
"Well me'boys, I'm here, much like we agreed," the camera pans over to Seamus McFadden, as scummy as every, twirling his cane.
"Aye, Seamus," Sean pats him on the shoulder. "Tonight we face a buncha' liars an' cheaters! They have our number when its the three 'o them, we need to even the odds."
"An' even the odds we shall, my boy, we shall." Seamus raps the cane on the ground a few times. "You boys prepare, for tonight things go exactly as they should, an' you boys will get exactly what you deserve."
"Aye!" Sean yells out as Paddy clenches his fist and shouts as well, they both pat Seamus on the shoulder and walk off, looking more confident now, as Seamus huffs and fixes his suit.
Our first match of the evening is 2 teams from south of hte border facing off in what was a quick-paced bout that wowed the fans. The absolutely amazing Espirito picks up the win over the two rudos alongside Hector Casas using his speed to his favor and using a diving hurricanrana for the 3-count. The next bout is a change at revenge for Brad Wolf, after Guterez made his debut of sorts last time and low-blowed his way into the hearts of the fans, or their ire, either way. This match was back and forth, with Guterez the vet brawler and Wolf, not one to brawling either took it to the elder Mexican, but it was another low blow and an inside cradle that ended this match, giving Guterez the win!
Wait! We have word something is going on backstage! Our cameras catch up and its Fiero standing over Spunk, chain dangling from his hand, blood-dripping from him as Spunk lays out on the ground, covered in his own blood. Fiero motions for him to get up, as Spunk is slowly picking himself up -- WHAMMY BAR! Fiero is one sick bastard, and looks like he might have bought a bye into the finals here tonight! Fiero makes his way out for his match, as he looks quite smug when they announce Spunk, play his music and he is nowhere to be found. Marakuso comes out and says that Spunk is injured and being inspected by doctors right now, there is no way he can wrestle. Fiero nods in agreement and grabs the ref, telling him to raise his hand just as D's music hits and he sprints down to the ring. The look on Fiero's face is probably much like when he read the first string of reviews for his film. We'd like to see the look on his face as he went down for the 3-count after the huge, crushing lariat, but most of the fans were too busy celebrating, and Fiero was a bloody mess anyway, I doubt we'd have seen much. D wasn't even supposed to be in the tournament, and now he has a chance of fighting for the title next week!
Fiero up, and the fans are pelting him with garbage again, and he comes Spunk! Both men exchanging blows, and the fans are going nuts. Spunk levels Fiero with an elbow to the face and grabs the house mic, "I'm sick of you, Fiero. This is months and months in the making, but you've cost me too much; my pride, my championship, and almost my company. Next week, its you and me, one on one. Next week, we settle this for good."
The fans erupt at the thought of the very first STEEL CAGE match in Spunk Pro, between Tommy Fiero and Spunk, the singles match that everybody has been dying to see since what, like September? We take a quick look backstage as we see Seamus McFadden peeking through a door, nodding, "so tonight, your impact will be felt. Tonight you help me this one time, this one time, and I'll make you a star." He backs up as the door swings open, the hulking mass of Dan Sommers stepping out.
"Jus' this once, an' I got myself whatever I want?" Dan glares at Seamus, who laughs and pats him on the back.
"Dan my boy, you stick with me an' I'll get you anything you want," he points towards the curtain. "Now go out there and get your title shot."
Sommers vs Jesus X is up next, and the fans seem firmly behind Jesus X, something that a few months ago seemed nearly impossible. Jesus X the longest reigning champion in our history, the most dominant save for Big T in the early days, and easily the most devious, but the tables have turned and he returns as a hero. The task at hand tonight is not an enviable one, though, as he has to take out the monster in Dan Sommers. Sommers has been on a tear, destroying everything in his path with his patented Alabama Nightmare. Nobody has survived the Nightmare yet. Jesus X fought incredibly hard, but he couldn't survive the Nightmare. He reversed it quite a few times, but when it finally hit, the match was over. This makes our main event of the evening Dan Sommers vs D, winner next week fights Jack Dod in what is looking to be a huge card, with Spunk vs Tommy Fiero.
We move on now to a match for the tag team championship, between the champions, OdZ, who have been completely unstoppable, leaving blood, carnage and fire in their wake against the Celtic Bruisers, easily the toughest two men who have ever set foot into the Spunk Pro ring. From what we've seen they have brought in Seamus McFadden to even the odds tonight, as RUINER will most likely show up at some point, and by the looks of it, Seamus will be bringing back up in DAN SOMMERS, who just had a grueling match with Jesus X. Things start off slow, as Sean and Paddy try to feel out their opponents, but these guys are not for being felt out, as it already starts looking bleak for them with biting, clawing, thumbs to the eye and low blows. Sean and Paddy are never ones to get outclassed though, as their punches and headbutts are doing massive amounts of damage. It is back and forth between the four men until RUINER peeks out from UNDERNEATH THE RING and tosses salt in the eyes of Sean Gabriel! DEMOS is arguing with the ref now, who is keeping Baker at bay while ZODIAK and RUINER are putting the boots to Sean on the outside! This is brutality! R-75 by RUINER! ZODIAK gets Gabriel up, and he is looking for a tombstone on the floor.. RUINER tells him to hold on as he peels back the mats, he is going to do this on the concrete!
Here comes McFadden! McFadden run/waddling out from behind the curtain, waving his arms towards Sean from the back, and here comes Dan Sommers! Sommers dashes out and gets the greatest crowd reaction we've heard for him since he has teamed with Hobo Joe! Have things turned around here for him! ZODIAK drops Sean as he stands toe-to-toe with Sommers, McFadden standing behind him shouting, and the ref has taken notice, finally and is trying to break this up. Baker, loose now hops on DEMOS and begins pounding away on him and the ref sees this and tries to break it up. Gabriel trying to make his way back into the ring and Sommers lariats ZODIAK! McFadden with a cane to the eye of RUINER and Sommers is picking Gabriel up, who seems like dead weight at this point. He hoists him up on his shoulder with McFaddens help and looks like he is going to roll him back into the ring, he starts to, then looks over at McFadden, who smiles at him. Sommers steps back and... No.. No.. Dear lord no -- ALABAMA NIGHTMARE!! The arena has fallen silent, as Sommers and McFadden stand over the fallen Gabriel... RUINER getting up and looking over in disbelief, and the fans don't know what to do, what to say, shock. Sommers violently picks up the body of Gabriel and tosses him into the ring, Baker is looking over confused and is down off the apron, chasing after McFadden, only for Sommers to level him with a lariat! DEMOS regains himself and quickly locks in the SIDS Clutch! 1.............. 2........ not this way.. not THIS way.. 3! Its over! OdZ retains the titles, and McFadden is a giant little squirmy piece of shit! McFadden and Sommers head to the back, as McFadden is laughing maniacally, twirling his cane. He is heard shouting "You were weak, Gabriel! You were weak! You let these people get into your head! Sommers is strong! You both are weak"
If anything, this helped Sommers, as this gives him some time to rest up before his match against D. Officials are cleaning out the ring and helping both Celtic Bruisers to the back, Gabriel refusing a stretcher or assistance from officials and is being dragged out, Baker draping his arm over his shoulder. The fans applaud as the two make their way to the back, both beaten down and without the tag titles, a look of determination in Gabriel's eyes.
D making his way down to the ring now, looking as ready as ever to take the world on. Here comes Sommers now, to a loud, loud array of boos, and he is getting the "Tommy Fiero Garbage Treatment" now as well, Seamus McFadden in tow, yelling at the fans to shut up! This match was as hard-hitting as they come, D using the more traditional Japanese style with his striking and moves that look like they hurt, while Dan is just a fucking monster and likes to hurt people. McFadden getting in his trademarked 'cheap shots(TM)' on D whenever the ref isn't looking, and the crowd is molten for this match! D, who years in the making has been waiting for this chance to finally claim the throne of Spunk Pro, get out of the shadow of Spunk and his brother, Jesus X, and claim what he feels to be his destiny. Of course the only problem right now is a 280 pound monster with fists of granite and a knee of solid steel as well as the little carny bastard waving his cane around on the outside. Dan is in firm control now, as a series of backdrops and devastating lariats have really gotten to D's head. Dan has him up for the Nightmare, and the crowd is erupting, there is commotion, Paddy Baker running down the ramp, and the ref dashes out to stop him, as Dan drops D, shouting at the ref to get back in here and let him kill D. McFadden down! McFadden down! Gabriel just jumped out of the crowd and clocked him in the back of the head! Gabriel grabs the cane, and holds it up to the lights, the fans going nuts. Sommers still isn't paying attention, as Gabriel has slid into the ring. D is staggering to his feet as well. Gabriel is poised behind Sommers, whom he taps on the shoulder.. Sommers turns around and -- WHACK -- WHIFF! Sommers ducks, D off the ropes and Gabriel moves out of the way, Sommers didn't see that lariat coming! D just took his freaking head off with that lariat! The ref slides in just in time for the count... 1.....2.......3!!! D has done it! D, who wasn't even supposed to be involved in this will go on to face JACK DOD FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP!
Sommers is up, and he looks like he has no clue what has happened, he is looking around and look out, Gabriel in the ring, and he uses that cane and just cracks him right in the skull with it! Sommers is out! Gabriel stands over him, the cane held high as we cut away, and until next time, this is SPUNK PRO, and this is CHAOS.
1. Espirito(O)/Hector Casas (11:38 - Espiritorana) Infernales (Bromista(X)/Camillo del Noche)
2. Pedro Guterez (13:13 - Inside Cradle) Brad Wolf
3. Semi-Finals: D (16:32 - Lariat) Tommy Fiero
4. Semi-Finals: Dan Sommers (23:14 - Alabama Nightmare) Jesus X
5. Spunk Pro Tag Championship: OdZ (ZODIAK/DEMOS(O))(C) (24:14 - SIDS Clutch) Celtic Bruisers (Sean Gabriel(X)/Paddy Baker)
6. Finals: D (21:43 - Lariat) Dan Sommers
5.29.2007
5.29.07 - Aces High
5.29.07 - Aces High
Ladies and gentlemen, we deeply and sincerely apologize for the whole month you, the fans, had to deal without SPUNK PRO WRESTLING ACTION -- for that, we feel quite horrible, well, not really. ONTO THE SHOW! Manakuro Marakuso, the commissioner of the WWA (LOLZ is that still around?) came out and said that Tommy Fiero MUST defend his newly won championship tonight, as it has been well over a month since he won the title and has not defended it. While he understands that there hasn't been a show in a month, he quoted financial difficulties stemming from Fiero himself, so that Fiero won't mind defending the title tonight... Against Jesus X! The crowd erupts at this announcement, and our show begins with said earth-shakin' newz. Our first match of the evening sees STRIKE FORCE, former Tag Champs as of a few shows ago getting back into winning ways against two men leaning on the older side from Mexico called 'Loco Hombres.' While most saw them and laughed, the fight they put up was intense. The match ended when Guterez blatantly nailed Stone in the stones (get it? GET IT?) in front of the ref, who quickly disqualified Pedro and Romero while Stone lay on the mat groping at his manhood screaming. The fans booed, a lot.
Backstage now our possibly-camouflaged cameraman catches up to see Tommy Fiero and Jack Dod talking backstage. Fiero has the belt strapped over his shoulder, a 'Musicians Friend' catalog strewn out over the table as he points at it, "Look dude, I want an axe to attach to my rockin' belt so I can jam some tunes when I come out!"
"Uh, right, 'dude' you do know you have a title defense tonight," Dod glares up at Fiero who looks back at him kinda glazed over then back at the catalog. "Right?"
"Yeah, yeah, but then I was thinking about the Cherry Sunburst with the tortoise pick-guard and the..." He pauses, "wait... WHAT? I defend my title? Against who?" He looks up at Dod who shakes his head.
"Jesus X," he laughs, patting him on the shoulder. "You did hear that old dude say that like, uh, half an hour ago, right?"
"Uh," Fiero looks around, then slams his fist down. "Damnit! No! Dude, I need your help! I'm not ready for this -- I mean, don't get me wrong I can beat him with both hands tied behind my back, Gran Pumudo on my back and Manapoopo Marryaguyo gnawing on my leg, brah. But," he stares at Dod long and hard. "But, I want you to garuntee me you'll make sure nothing fishy goes on."
"Yeah, why not?" Dod shrugs, but I want something out of it."
"Yeah! Whoo! Yeaaa--uh, like what?"
"A title shot, anytime, anywhere," he pats the title on Tommy's shoulder, Tommy swaying back a little bit.
"Uhh, yeah!" He pats the title, then gives Dod a knuckle to the shoulder. "You know I'm good for it bro, that cameraman right there trying to hide as my witness, you have my word, bro. Anytime, anywhere... As long as you make sure I'm still the champ."
Dod smiles and pats him on the shoulder again and walks off smirking to himself as Tommy sighs and picks up the catalog again. Big T is on next in what has become his somewhat symbolic destruction of another member of the roster with the B.A.D., this time Wataru Araya. It wasn't even close. Paddy Baker challenged ZODIAK in the third bout of the evening, in what was one of ZODIAK's stiffest challenges to date, Baker seriously tossing everything in his power at ZODIAK and things looking bleak for him. Just when Baker looked comfortable, RUINER distracted the ref and DEMOS low-blowed Baker from behind, which led right into a Tombstone Piledriver from ZODIAK, knocking Baker loopy for the 3-count. This bled right into the next match, where Gabriel ran out to check on Baker and RUINER attacks him, the tag champs looking on, pleased as RUINER grabs a mic and tells Gabriel he wants his title, as he wants everybody in OdZ to hold some gold and truly dominate Spunk Pro. Gabriel gladly obliges and then gives him a 16 minute and 27 second lesson in getting his ass kicked. While trying to run a ref distraction, Baker elbows DEMOS in the back of the knee, sending him spilling to the ground and distracting RUINER enough to get caught in a Package Backdrop Suplex Hold for a 3-count.
As the semi-main is about to get underway, Jack Dod and Dan Sommers making their way to the ring, Spunk is backstage with D, where he apologizes for everything that has happened and tells him he doesn't want him to be in the match, he doesn't want him to get hurt. D protests as Spunk explains that everybody around him, starting with D a few months back, gets hurt. He has a heavy heart and a guilty conscious and feels he needs to fight his own battles. D tells him to hold on and explains to him that he is the master of his own fate, and is willing to put himself on the line to get his hands on Sommers, who injured Bobo Gomez, his recent partner, and wants to finally show that he deserves a shot at the title. The first fall was D on fire, as he forced the devious Jack Dod to submit to the Sasorigatame in 25 minutes! Dod, knowing there were 2 falls left didn't want to sustain anymore damage, and quickly tagged Sommers in. From here it was chaos. Sommers falls Spunk in 7 minutes with a sick looking lariat, nearly decapitating him. Spunk tries to fight back in the next fall, but D tags himself in, Spunk begging him to stay out, but D doesn't want to listen. D is tired and Sommers is pissed, and after a lariat and D kicking out (FIGHTING SPIRIT!!!) drops him with the Alabama Death Drop (Inverted DDT) for the 3-count. Sommers has D up after the bell has rung for the Alabama Nightmare but eats a flying knee from Spunk for the save!
Now ladies and gentlemen, our main event, for the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship! Jesus X is out and looks ready to take back his title that he held for over a year, the longest and most successful champion of all time. Tommy Fiero is just looking to hold onto his newly won title and prove that he deserves it, that all of the bragging and showboating, film making and everything else is part of a warrior, not just an actor. Jesus X fights hard, and looks to have the upperhand throughout most of the bout, but that all changes once Jack Dod makes his appearance. Dod knows the score, wants that title and wants that title on Fiero. Fiero, thinking fast and seeing that he is in danger as Jesus X looking for the Final Cut rakes him in the eyes, the ref admonishing him as Fiero pulls him into the corner and argues with him. This leaves just enough time for Dod to slide in, Jesus X to turn around to meet a POW! Kick to the gut, DODSMACK!!! He just got leveled! Dod slides out of the ring, only for Fiero to put one foot on Jesus X's chest for the pin.. 1....2....2.99!! FIERO CANNOT BELIEVE IT! THE FANS ARE GOING WILD! DOD IS POUNDING ON THE MAT, FURIOUS! Jesus X stumbles to his feet and Fiero with the Whammy Bar!! He makes the pinfall -- 1...2...3, and this one is over, Fiero has stolen it again! Fiero jumping up and down like he just won an Academy Award or something, like that would ever happen to him anyway, and Dod in the ring celebrating with him. Dod whispers something to the ref, who stands back in the corner, Dod pushing him away. Dod raises Fiero's hand up high as Fiero holds the title in the other hand. Dod offers to take the title and put it around his waist, Fiero nods and turns around, holding his arms up, as Dod nods to the ref who calls for the bell!!
NO WAY! Fiero turns around in shock only to get clocked with the title!! The fans are going wild as Dod looks long and hard at the title, Fiero down. Dod drops the title and picks up Fiero's limp body by the arm, draping him over his shoulder. Dod lets out a mighty laugh as he swings Fiero around and nails the beautiful Dodsmack on him, Fiero's neck snapping back. Dod lays over Fiero for the cover.. 1.........2.... this isn't happening... 3!! WE HAVE A NEW SPUNK PRO HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, AND IT IS.. JACK FUCKING DOD! The fans are going nuts, as Dod celebrates with the title high overhead. Jack Dod's plan has finally come to light, this is what he planned, this is what he wanted -- this is what he got.
1. Strike Force (Brad Wolf/Lee Stone(O)) (19:40 - DQ) Loco Hombres (Pedro Guterez(X)/Hector Romero)
2. Big T (3:02 - B.A.D.) Wataru Araya
3. ZODIAK (16:57 - Tombstone Piledriver) Paddy Baker
4. WILD International Heavyweight Championship: Sean Gabriel(C) (16:27 - Package Backdrop) RUINER
5. 2/3 Falls: Spunk/D vs Jack Dod/Dan Sommers
--D (25:27 - Sasorigatame) Jack Dod
--Dan Sommers (6:54 - Lariat) Spunk
--Dan Sommers (9:00 - Alabama Death Drop) D
6a. Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship: Tommy Fiero(C) (15:36 - Pinfall) Jesus X
6b. Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship: Jack Dod (:06 - Dodsmack) Tommy Fiero(C)
Ladies and gentlemen, we deeply and sincerely apologize for the whole month you, the fans, had to deal without SPUNK PRO WRESTLING ACTION -- for that, we feel quite horrible, well, not really. ONTO THE SHOW! Manakuro Marakuso, the commissioner of the WWA (LOLZ is that still around?) came out and said that Tommy Fiero MUST defend his newly won championship tonight, as it has been well over a month since he won the title and has not defended it. While he understands that there hasn't been a show in a month, he quoted financial difficulties stemming from Fiero himself, so that Fiero won't mind defending the title tonight... Against Jesus X! The crowd erupts at this announcement, and our show begins with said earth-shakin' newz. Our first match of the evening sees STRIKE FORCE, former Tag Champs as of a few shows ago getting back into winning ways against two men leaning on the older side from Mexico called 'Loco Hombres.' While most saw them and laughed, the fight they put up was intense. The match ended when Guterez blatantly nailed Stone in the stones (get it? GET IT?) in front of the ref, who quickly disqualified Pedro and Romero while Stone lay on the mat groping at his manhood screaming. The fans booed, a lot.
Backstage now our possibly-camouflaged cameraman catches up to see Tommy Fiero and Jack Dod talking backstage. Fiero has the belt strapped over his shoulder, a 'Musicians Friend' catalog strewn out over the table as he points at it, "Look dude, I want an axe to attach to my rockin' belt so I can jam some tunes when I come out!"
"Uh, right, 'dude' you do know you have a title defense tonight," Dod glares up at Fiero who looks back at him kinda glazed over then back at the catalog. "Right?"
"Yeah, yeah, but then I was thinking about the Cherry Sunburst with the tortoise pick-guard and the..." He pauses, "wait... WHAT? I defend my title? Against who?" He looks up at Dod who shakes his head.
"Jesus X," he laughs, patting him on the shoulder. "You did hear that old dude say that like, uh, half an hour ago, right?"
"Uh," Fiero looks around, then slams his fist down. "Damnit! No! Dude, I need your help! I'm not ready for this -- I mean, don't get me wrong I can beat him with both hands tied behind my back, Gran Pumudo on my back and Manapoopo Marryaguyo gnawing on my leg, brah. But," he stares at Dod long and hard. "But, I want you to garuntee me you'll make sure nothing fishy goes on."
"Yeah, why not?" Dod shrugs, but I want something out of it."
"Yeah! Whoo! Yeaaa--uh, like what?"
"A title shot, anytime, anywhere," he pats the title on Tommy's shoulder, Tommy swaying back a little bit.
"Uhh, yeah!" He pats the title, then gives Dod a knuckle to the shoulder. "You know I'm good for it bro, that cameraman right there trying to hide as my witness, you have my word, bro. Anytime, anywhere... As long as you make sure I'm still the champ."
Dod smiles and pats him on the shoulder again and walks off smirking to himself as Tommy sighs and picks up the catalog again. Big T is on next in what has become his somewhat symbolic destruction of another member of the roster with the B.A.D., this time Wataru Araya. It wasn't even close. Paddy Baker challenged ZODIAK in the third bout of the evening, in what was one of ZODIAK's stiffest challenges to date, Baker seriously tossing everything in his power at ZODIAK and things looking bleak for him. Just when Baker looked comfortable, RUINER distracted the ref and DEMOS low-blowed Baker from behind, which led right into a Tombstone Piledriver from ZODIAK, knocking Baker loopy for the 3-count. This bled right into the next match, where Gabriel ran out to check on Baker and RUINER attacks him, the tag champs looking on, pleased as RUINER grabs a mic and tells Gabriel he wants his title, as he wants everybody in OdZ to hold some gold and truly dominate Spunk Pro. Gabriel gladly obliges and then gives him a 16 minute and 27 second lesson in getting his ass kicked. While trying to run a ref distraction, Baker elbows DEMOS in the back of the knee, sending him spilling to the ground and distracting RUINER enough to get caught in a Package Backdrop Suplex Hold for a 3-count.
As the semi-main is about to get underway, Jack Dod and Dan Sommers making their way to the ring, Spunk is backstage with D, where he apologizes for everything that has happened and tells him he doesn't want him to be in the match, he doesn't want him to get hurt. D protests as Spunk explains that everybody around him, starting with D a few months back, gets hurt. He has a heavy heart and a guilty conscious and feels he needs to fight his own battles. D tells him to hold on and explains to him that he is the master of his own fate, and is willing to put himself on the line to get his hands on Sommers, who injured Bobo Gomez, his recent partner, and wants to finally show that he deserves a shot at the title. The first fall was D on fire, as he forced the devious Jack Dod to submit to the Sasorigatame in 25 minutes! Dod, knowing there were 2 falls left didn't want to sustain anymore damage, and quickly tagged Sommers in. From here it was chaos. Sommers falls Spunk in 7 minutes with a sick looking lariat, nearly decapitating him. Spunk tries to fight back in the next fall, but D tags himself in, Spunk begging him to stay out, but D doesn't want to listen. D is tired and Sommers is pissed, and after a lariat and D kicking out (FIGHTING SPIRIT!!!) drops him with the Alabama Death Drop (Inverted DDT) for the 3-count. Sommers has D up after the bell has rung for the Alabama Nightmare but eats a flying knee from Spunk for the save!
Now ladies and gentlemen, our main event, for the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship! Jesus X is out and looks ready to take back his title that he held for over a year, the longest and most successful champion of all time. Tommy Fiero is just looking to hold onto his newly won title and prove that he deserves it, that all of the bragging and showboating, film making and everything else is part of a warrior, not just an actor. Jesus X fights hard, and looks to have the upperhand throughout most of the bout, but that all changes once Jack Dod makes his appearance. Dod knows the score, wants that title and wants that title on Fiero. Fiero, thinking fast and seeing that he is in danger as Jesus X looking for the Final Cut rakes him in the eyes, the ref admonishing him as Fiero pulls him into the corner and argues with him. This leaves just enough time for Dod to slide in, Jesus X to turn around to meet a POW! Kick to the gut, DODSMACK!!! He just got leveled! Dod slides out of the ring, only for Fiero to put one foot on Jesus X's chest for the pin.. 1....2....2.99!! FIERO CANNOT BELIEVE IT! THE FANS ARE GOING WILD! DOD IS POUNDING ON THE MAT, FURIOUS! Jesus X stumbles to his feet and Fiero with the Whammy Bar!! He makes the pinfall -- 1...2...3, and this one is over, Fiero has stolen it again! Fiero jumping up and down like he just won an Academy Award or something, like that would ever happen to him anyway, and Dod in the ring celebrating with him. Dod whispers something to the ref, who stands back in the corner, Dod pushing him away. Dod raises Fiero's hand up high as Fiero holds the title in the other hand. Dod offers to take the title and put it around his waist, Fiero nods and turns around, holding his arms up, as Dod nods to the ref who calls for the bell!!
NO WAY! Fiero turns around in shock only to get clocked with the title!! The fans are going wild as Dod looks long and hard at the title, Fiero down. Dod drops the title and picks up Fiero's limp body by the arm, draping him over his shoulder. Dod lets out a mighty laugh as he swings Fiero around and nails the beautiful Dodsmack on him, Fiero's neck snapping back. Dod lays over Fiero for the cover.. 1.........2.... this isn't happening... 3!! WE HAVE A NEW SPUNK PRO HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, AND IT IS.. JACK FUCKING DOD! The fans are going nuts, as Dod celebrates with the title high overhead. Jack Dod's plan has finally come to light, this is what he planned, this is what he wanted -- this is what he got.
1. Strike Force (Brad Wolf/Lee Stone(O)) (19:40 - DQ) Loco Hombres (Pedro Guterez(X)/Hector Romero)
2. Big T (3:02 - B.A.D.) Wataru Araya
3. ZODIAK (16:57 - Tombstone Piledriver) Paddy Baker
4. WILD International Heavyweight Championship: Sean Gabriel(C) (16:27 - Package Backdrop) RUINER
5. 2/3 Falls: Spunk/D vs Jack Dod/Dan Sommers
--D (25:27 - Sasorigatame) Jack Dod
--Dan Sommers (6:54 - Lariat) Spunk
--Dan Sommers (9:00 - Alabama Death Drop) D
6a. Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship: Tommy Fiero(C) (15:36 - Pinfall) Jesus X
6b. Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship: Jack Dod (:06 - Dodsmack) Tommy Fiero(C)
4.29.2007
4.29 - Return of the Damned
4.29 - Return of the Damned
The show began in a much more calm fashion than our last few shows, as AKAHIRA came out and challenged the new Spunk Pro International Champion AND Tag Team Champion, ZODIAK. ZODIAK made quick work of him, in just over 3 minutes, using the Demon Driver II to finish the job. After the match, the Celtic Bruisers came out and demanded they get their title match this week. ZODIAK laughed and told them that it was the ex-champions that promised them a title match, that they'd have to prove they deserved the belts first. Gabriel cries bullshit and charges at the ring, with Baker in tow, only for RUINER and DEMOS to pop up from behind and lay them out. ZODIAK then tells them that DEMOS and RUINER would be happy to face the former champions tonight, but he has already competed, and needs to be well-rested before defending the titles. The crowd is hot on this, booing loudly, but the Celtic Bruisers NEVER back down from a fight, and later on tonight we have ourselves a tag team match.
We now go backstage to where D is preparing for his match later tonight against former tag champion, Lee Stone. D gives us a grave update saying that Bobo's accumulated injuries from the Alabama Nightmare and their match last week was treated for multiple concussions and will be out for a while, this coming on the heels of the absolute beating YUSUKE took last week from Jack Dod, and the mauling Hobo Joe took from Dan Sommers, the Spunk Pro roster seems to be on the injured reserve lately. Back to the ring, where Spunk, the fallen hero stands alone, no title in sight, and a grim look on his face. "I let you all down," he starts, quietly. "I let myself down, I let this company down," he pauses and sighs. The fans are quiet as he collects himself, Shogo standing next to him patting him on the back, only for him to shrug Shogo off. "As far as I'm concerned, I've let the whole entire..."
"Seriously dude," another voice booms over the loudspeaker, "shut up! Whine whine whine, nobody cares!" Its Tommy Fiero, ringside now with the title around his waist, Jack Dod next to him. "You are all looking at the NEEEEEEEEEEEEEW..." He pauses, rubbing his wrist against the title belt and holding the faceplate in his hands, tilting it up towards his face, before pumping his fists out, "YEAH! WHOOOOOOOO! Spunk Pro..." He pauses again to a loud round of boos, he waits for it to die down, "Heavyweight.... CHAMPION," the word Champion delivered with a hiss.
"Fiero, Fiero fuck you, Fiero!" Spunk is livid now, leaning over the ropes with Shogo holding him back. "Tonight, Fiero. I want a rematch tonight Fiero. I want you out of here, I want that title back!" Fiero chuckles and rubs the belt again, staring down at it with a cocky smile. He approaches the ring, only to stop short, shake his finger and turn around to incite the crowd again.
"I'm not stupid! I beat you fair and square last week," Fiero laughs. "I.. I beat you, I destroyed you, I and I alone did the..." he pauses only to see a ruckus in the crowd, a fan flies over the guard rail, nose bleeding as Dan Sommers steps over the guard rail, elbowing another fan in the face, grabbing the mic out of Fiero's hand, leaving him stunned.
"You? YOU!?" He stares down at Fiero, then looks up Dod. "Fucker, I had him beaten. Without me, you woulda gotten your fuckin' face kicked in, an' I woulda gotten that pin after I cracked that fucker's skull an' sent him to la-la-land." Fiero starts snapping his fingers and demanding another mic. Dod laughs and pulls one out, Fiero looking confused as he takes it from him.
"Um, ok.. Uh, yeah." He pats Dan on the shoulder, only for Dan to glare at him. "Mr. Sommers, uh... You sure were in the, uh..." Fiero stutters, backing up a bit. "The uh, wrong place at the wrong time, because YOU..." He shakes off his fear, and gets in Dan's face. "You, my friend.. YEAH! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he yells right in Dan's face, only for Dan to turn his cheek away from him, looking like he is going to murder him. "You felt the Whammy Bar, dude. You don't deserve a shot at this title, none of you do!"
The lights go out, the fans get hushed, as a faint white X illuminates the ring. The fans start to rumble as another voice booms out. "I believe that you owe me something, Thomas." The fans explode as the house lights come back on to see Jesus X standing in the middle of the ring, much to everybody's surprise. Fiero is seen looking back at Dod and mouthing "what?" as Dod shrugs, pointing into the ring like he had seen a ghost. "Fiero, we had a deal. You got the money, I got the title and control of the company. But Thomas, none of that happened." He glares down at Fiero, who is livid now, shouting back at him that their deal was never like that. "You see," he speaks to the fans now. "We had a deal, that included me ensuring his victory for that title," he points at the title around Fiero's waist as Tommy guffaws, patting it and then patting his chest like he is some sort of warrior. "That as soon as he got that, got what he wanted, got to use it to promote his little movie, then I'd give him money from my ministries for him to buy this... promotion out, I'd be handed the title and creative control over it." The fans are booing loudly now, "boo all you want! But I was going to reform things, make things right, Fiero there," he points down at him. "Fiero was just a part of the plan, a puppet if you will. Things here are much bigger, much more complex than he knows."
"Whoa, whoa whoa," Spunk interrupts. "You weren't garunteed SHIT," the fans erupt as Spunk gets in his face. "You had a number one contenders match against 001, and I doubt you would have left unscathed enough to come out and fuck with me, never mind I had Shogo and YUSUKE to look after me..."
"Hey, buddy boy, how is your boy YUSUCKY there holdin' up?" Dod belts out, chewing gum with a smirk on his face as Spunk glares at him, as it was reported earlier that YUSUKE suffered a neck injury from Dod's attack last week and will be out of action for an unknown amount of time. Spunk shakes his head and turns back to Jesus X.
"Things... Things are bigger than you can grasp," Jesus X snaps off to Spunk. "So tonight, Fiero.. Tonight I'm cashing in on our contract. I want my title, as there is no way I'm going to get control apparently, as you fucked THAT one up pretty badly," he sneers. Fiero is livid, as he is tearing ass for backstage, with Dod trying to stop him.
"Cut it out, nobody is getting a fucking shot tonight, this shit is oveerrrrrrrrrrrrererer..." Fiero stumbles as Sommers has a firm grasp on his hair, not letting him move an inch. "Let the fuck go you hillbilly!" Sommers pulls hard, slamming Fiero down onto the concrete as Fiero yelps. Dod holds Sommers back and tells him to calm down, as he helps Fiero to his feet, holding him back from going after Sommers. "You fucker I swear that I'll..."
"Cut it out!" Dod slaps him across the face.
"Ow, why'd you..."
"Shut it!" Dod holds a finger over Fiero's mouth, "how 'bout this? You three clowns in the ring, take on us out here, huh?" Spunk and Shogo glare at each other, and then at Jesus X, back to each other, and then long and hard at Jesus X. Sommers seems to be oblivious, and looks like he just wants to kill somebody, as Fiero whispers into Dod's ear, Dod shaking his head and whispering back, Fiero nods in agreement and pats him on the shoulder. "C'mon, you three in there don't have shit on anybody out here, we'll even give you 2/3 falls to try to one-up us!"
"I could care less, this is just delaying the inevitable," Jesus X says. "But I'm game," the fans erupt as Spunk and Shogo are consulting with each other, Jesus X turning to Spunk, offering his hand. Spunk stares down at it, long and hard, before turning away, only for Shogo to argue with him, Jesus X's hand still extended. Spunk turns around and looks down at it, running his hands through his hair in frustration and kicking the bottom rope before he thrusts his hand out and shakes Jesus X's hand quickly, the fans erupting in cheers before he pulls away and jumps out of the ring. It looks like we have ourselves a main event set up here tonight, including the return of Jesus X! This is huge! This is confusing! This is Spunk Pro at its finest!
Hell, we still have a whole card to burn through here! Tomohiro Ito, the returning young sensation took on the tough challenge of Brad Wolf next, the former International Champion and Tag Champion, in a hard fought bout that ended after a huge Implant DDT from Ito, taking down the former tag champ in 16 minutes! Wolf's partner Stone had about the same amount of luck next, as he fell to D's tough lariat in 20 minutes in what was a hard fought battle, and one of D's biggest wins since his return. The Celtic Bruisers then fought the OdZ team of DEMOS and RUINER to a tough draw, with both men working over RUINER's weakened right arm throughout. It would have been a decisive finish for the Bruisers, had ZODIAK not nailed the ref with a chair after Baker nailed RUINER with a shoulderbreaker and had the Kimura locked in tight, RUINER visibly tapping, but the 30 minute time limit being reached while the ref was laid out. Baker and Gabriel were furious, as they chased ZODIAK to the back, DEMOS tending to RUINER who was heavily favoring his arm after the match.
Now here we are, the main event time in what is a very interesting Heavyweight title picture, we have Spunk, the former Champion, Shogo, his long-term Spunk Pro partner, former Junior ace and Champion, as well as Jesus X, the longest reigning Spunk Pro Heavyweight Champion and if anything, THE villain of the company before Fiero came around... This is something we thought we'd never see -- not only Jesus X back in the Spunk Pro ring, but teamed with Spunk. Then, on the other end, we have those two egotistical bastards Jack Dod, who really needs no introduction whatsoever, I mean, he is Jack Dod, former UWH Champion, leader of the Dod Squad and just general jackass, Tommy Fiero, the Heavyweight Champion, pretentious film-director-turned-giant-failure-and-embarrassment-to-the-wrestling-business, and Dan Sommers -- the most unpredictable powerderkeg we've ever seen. The man is a human wrecking ball, with 2 confirmed kills since snapping -- Hobo Joe and Bobo Gomez, with what looks like no end. He could also be held directly responsible for Fiero even holding that belt. Basically, in the ring right now we have the most dynamic scene we've probably ever seen.
The bell rings, and its brutal from the start. Sommers is an absolute beast, tearing through everybody in his path, and Fiero is hanging back trying to not get involved. When it comes down to Dan and Jesus X, the fans are in awe as Dan destroys the former champion, leveling him with a lariat, then hitting the huge powerbomb and Jesus X staying down for the 3 count! The first fall is down, and it was Dan putting down the returning Jesus X for the dupe! Things have degenerated into an all-out-brawl now, this is just not pretty. Spunk and Dod the legal men now, and Fiero finally showing his face in the ring, hitting a chop block on Spunk, then dragging him to the outside! Spunk is still showing the effects from last week's title match, taking the Alabama Nightmare and being so far the only man to really live to talk about it, but he is none-the-better for it, and its showing here as Fiero is putting it to him. Dod and Sommers are taking care of business in the ring, and ref Nick Fatts has lost complete control now, all he can do is count Spunk out on the outside as Spunk tries to get in, getting up to the apron only to eat a lariat from Dan, spilling him back out onto the outside, nailing his head on the railing! Fiero taking advantage here and has the Lock of Rock on him again! 18...19..20! Spunk has been counted out, and in just 2 falls this match is over! Things have degenerated into all-out mayhem here, as expected!
Dod Superkicks Jesus X out of the ring, and its Sommers and Dod trading blows on Otsuka, Spunk's last real cohort left here, and Dod is motioning to the back -- here come DEMOS and RUINER! Christ, this isn't going to be pretty! What are they doing? Dod with a Superkick to Shogo, laying him out! He sits him up, and RUINER off the ropes -- REVALATIONS!! (sliding kenka kick) That just took his head off! DEMOS picks him up, and drives him down with a pedigree! This is disgusting, somebody stop this! Sommers pushes everybody out of the way and hoists him onto his shoulders. Dod looks giddy in there as Sommers is about to drop him, Dod jumping up and down laughing as Jesus X looks on from outside, fully recovered, Spunk in the Lock of Rock with a bird's eye view of this, calling out for Jesus X to help Shogo, to get Shogo down. Jesus X simply looks on as Sommers pushes him off his shoulders, Spunk letting out a scream just as Shogo's face smacks up against Sommers' knee, a loud crack heard throughout the now silent arena, Otsuka completely out on the canvas... Spunk finally breaks free and tries to dash into the ring, but Fiero catches him with an elbow to the back of the head, Jesus X simply walking backstage as OdZ hover around and stomp the fallen Otsuka. The camera focuses on Dan's face, cold and stoned, then to Dod who has a sadistic grin on his face. Gabriel and Baker dash out from backstage, both criss-crossing around Jesus X and hit the ring, pulling OdZ to the outside and smashing them around the ringside area and spilling out into the crowd, the camera fading out on Jesus X standing in the entrance-way, flipping his hair back and staring into the chaos at ringside.
Nothing makes sense anymore.
1. ZODIAK (3:22 - Demon Driver II) AKAHIRA
2. Tomohiro Ito (16:09 - Implant DDT) Brad Wolf
3. D (20:08 - Lariat) Lee Stone
4. Celtic Bruisers (Sean Gabriel/Paddy Baker) (30:00 - Draw) OdZ (DEMOS/RUINER)
5. 2/3 Falls: Spunk/Shogo Otsuka/Jesus X vs Tommy Fiero/Jack Dod/Dan Sommers
1: Dan Sommers (22:01 - Jumping Powerbomb) Jesus X
2. Jack Dod (9:18 - Count Out) Spunk
The show began in a much more calm fashion than our last few shows, as AKAHIRA came out and challenged the new Spunk Pro International Champion AND Tag Team Champion, ZODIAK. ZODIAK made quick work of him, in just over 3 minutes, using the Demon Driver II to finish the job. After the match, the Celtic Bruisers came out and demanded they get their title match this week. ZODIAK laughed and told them that it was the ex-champions that promised them a title match, that they'd have to prove they deserved the belts first. Gabriel cries bullshit and charges at the ring, with Baker in tow, only for RUINER and DEMOS to pop up from behind and lay them out. ZODIAK then tells them that DEMOS and RUINER would be happy to face the former champions tonight, but he has already competed, and needs to be well-rested before defending the titles. The crowd is hot on this, booing loudly, but the Celtic Bruisers NEVER back down from a fight, and later on tonight we have ourselves a tag team match.
We now go backstage to where D is preparing for his match later tonight against former tag champion, Lee Stone. D gives us a grave update saying that Bobo's accumulated injuries from the Alabama Nightmare and their match last week was treated for multiple concussions and will be out for a while, this coming on the heels of the absolute beating YUSUKE took last week from Jack Dod, and the mauling Hobo Joe took from Dan Sommers, the Spunk Pro roster seems to be on the injured reserve lately. Back to the ring, where Spunk, the fallen hero stands alone, no title in sight, and a grim look on his face. "I let you all down," he starts, quietly. "I let myself down, I let this company down," he pauses and sighs. The fans are quiet as he collects himself, Shogo standing next to him patting him on the back, only for him to shrug Shogo off. "As far as I'm concerned, I've let the whole entire..."
"Seriously dude," another voice booms over the loudspeaker, "shut up! Whine whine whine, nobody cares!" Its Tommy Fiero, ringside now with the title around his waist, Jack Dod next to him. "You are all looking at the NEEEEEEEEEEEEEW..." He pauses, rubbing his wrist against the title belt and holding the faceplate in his hands, tilting it up towards his face, before pumping his fists out, "YEAH! WHOOOOOOOO! Spunk Pro..." He pauses again to a loud round of boos, he waits for it to die down, "Heavyweight.... CHAMPION," the word Champion delivered with a hiss.
"Fiero, Fiero fuck you, Fiero!" Spunk is livid now, leaning over the ropes with Shogo holding him back. "Tonight, Fiero. I want a rematch tonight Fiero. I want you out of here, I want that title back!" Fiero chuckles and rubs the belt again, staring down at it with a cocky smile. He approaches the ring, only to stop short, shake his finger and turn around to incite the crowd again.
"I'm not stupid! I beat you fair and square last week," Fiero laughs. "I.. I beat you, I destroyed you, I and I alone did the..." he pauses only to see a ruckus in the crowd, a fan flies over the guard rail, nose bleeding as Dan Sommers steps over the guard rail, elbowing another fan in the face, grabbing the mic out of Fiero's hand, leaving him stunned.
"You? YOU!?" He stares down at Fiero, then looks up Dod. "Fucker, I had him beaten. Without me, you woulda gotten your fuckin' face kicked in, an' I woulda gotten that pin after I cracked that fucker's skull an' sent him to la-la-land." Fiero starts snapping his fingers and demanding another mic. Dod laughs and pulls one out, Fiero looking confused as he takes it from him.
"Um, ok.. Uh, yeah." He pats Dan on the shoulder, only for Dan to glare at him. "Mr. Sommers, uh... You sure were in the, uh..." Fiero stutters, backing up a bit. "The uh, wrong place at the wrong time, because YOU..." He shakes off his fear, and gets in Dan's face. "You, my friend.. YEAH! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he yells right in Dan's face, only for Dan to turn his cheek away from him, looking like he is going to murder him. "You felt the Whammy Bar, dude. You don't deserve a shot at this title, none of you do!"
The lights go out, the fans get hushed, as a faint white X illuminates the ring. The fans start to rumble as another voice booms out. "I believe that you owe me something, Thomas." The fans explode as the house lights come back on to see Jesus X standing in the middle of the ring, much to everybody's surprise. Fiero is seen looking back at Dod and mouthing "what?" as Dod shrugs, pointing into the ring like he had seen a ghost. "Fiero, we had a deal. You got the money, I got the title and control of the company. But Thomas, none of that happened." He glares down at Fiero, who is livid now, shouting back at him that their deal was never like that. "You see," he speaks to the fans now. "We had a deal, that included me ensuring his victory for that title," he points at the title around Fiero's waist as Tommy guffaws, patting it and then patting his chest like he is some sort of warrior. "That as soon as he got that, got what he wanted, got to use it to promote his little movie, then I'd give him money from my ministries for him to buy this... promotion out, I'd be handed the title and creative control over it." The fans are booing loudly now, "boo all you want! But I was going to reform things, make things right, Fiero there," he points down at him. "Fiero was just a part of the plan, a puppet if you will. Things here are much bigger, much more complex than he knows."
"Whoa, whoa whoa," Spunk interrupts. "You weren't garunteed SHIT," the fans erupt as Spunk gets in his face. "You had a number one contenders match against 001, and I doubt you would have left unscathed enough to come out and fuck with me, never mind I had Shogo and YUSUKE to look after me..."
"Hey, buddy boy, how is your boy YUSUCKY there holdin' up?" Dod belts out, chewing gum with a smirk on his face as Spunk glares at him, as it was reported earlier that YUSUKE suffered a neck injury from Dod's attack last week and will be out of action for an unknown amount of time. Spunk shakes his head and turns back to Jesus X.
"Things... Things are bigger than you can grasp," Jesus X snaps off to Spunk. "So tonight, Fiero.. Tonight I'm cashing in on our contract. I want my title, as there is no way I'm going to get control apparently, as you fucked THAT one up pretty badly," he sneers. Fiero is livid, as he is tearing ass for backstage, with Dod trying to stop him.
"Cut it out, nobody is getting a fucking shot tonight, this shit is oveerrrrrrrrrrrrererer..." Fiero stumbles as Sommers has a firm grasp on his hair, not letting him move an inch. "Let the fuck go you hillbilly!" Sommers pulls hard, slamming Fiero down onto the concrete as Fiero yelps. Dod holds Sommers back and tells him to calm down, as he helps Fiero to his feet, holding him back from going after Sommers. "You fucker I swear that I'll..."
"Cut it out!" Dod slaps him across the face.
"Ow, why'd you..."
"Shut it!" Dod holds a finger over Fiero's mouth, "how 'bout this? You three clowns in the ring, take on us out here, huh?" Spunk and Shogo glare at each other, and then at Jesus X, back to each other, and then long and hard at Jesus X. Sommers seems to be oblivious, and looks like he just wants to kill somebody, as Fiero whispers into Dod's ear, Dod shaking his head and whispering back, Fiero nods in agreement and pats him on the shoulder. "C'mon, you three in there don't have shit on anybody out here, we'll even give you 2/3 falls to try to one-up us!"
"I could care less, this is just delaying the inevitable," Jesus X says. "But I'm game," the fans erupt as Spunk and Shogo are consulting with each other, Jesus X turning to Spunk, offering his hand. Spunk stares down at it, long and hard, before turning away, only for Shogo to argue with him, Jesus X's hand still extended. Spunk turns around and looks down at it, running his hands through his hair in frustration and kicking the bottom rope before he thrusts his hand out and shakes Jesus X's hand quickly, the fans erupting in cheers before he pulls away and jumps out of the ring. It looks like we have ourselves a main event set up here tonight, including the return of Jesus X! This is huge! This is confusing! This is Spunk Pro at its finest!
Hell, we still have a whole card to burn through here! Tomohiro Ito, the returning young sensation took on the tough challenge of Brad Wolf next, the former International Champion and Tag Champion, in a hard fought bout that ended after a huge Implant DDT from Ito, taking down the former tag champ in 16 minutes! Wolf's partner Stone had about the same amount of luck next, as he fell to D's tough lariat in 20 minutes in what was a hard fought battle, and one of D's biggest wins since his return. The Celtic Bruisers then fought the OdZ team of DEMOS and RUINER to a tough draw, with both men working over RUINER's weakened right arm throughout. It would have been a decisive finish for the Bruisers, had ZODIAK not nailed the ref with a chair after Baker nailed RUINER with a shoulderbreaker and had the Kimura locked in tight, RUINER visibly tapping, but the 30 minute time limit being reached while the ref was laid out. Baker and Gabriel were furious, as they chased ZODIAK to the back, DEMOS tending to RUINER who was heavily favoring his arm after the match.
Now here we are, the main event time in what is a very interesting Heavyweight title picture, we have Spunk, the former Champion, Shogo, his long-term Spunk Pro partner, former Junior ace and Champion, as well as Jesus X, the longest reigning Spunk Pro Heavyweight Champion and if anything, THE villain of the company before Fiero came around... This is something we thought we'd never see -- not only Jesus X back in the Spunk Pro ring, but teamed with Spunk. Then, on the other end, we have those two egotistical bastards Jack Dod, who really needs no introduction whatsoever, I mean, he is Jack Dod, former UWH Champion, leader of the Dod Squad and just general jackass, Tommy Fiero, the Heavyweight Champion, pretentious film-director-turned-giant-failure-and-embarrassment-to-the-wrestling-business, and Dan Sommers -- the most unpredictable powerderkeg we've ever seen. The man is a human wrecking ball, with 2 confirmed kills since snapping -- Hobo Joe and Bobo Gomez, with what looks like no end. He could also be held directly responsible for Fiero even holding that belt. Basically, in the ring right now we have the most dynamic scene we've probably ever seen.
The bell rings, and its brutal from the start. Sommers is an absolute beast, tearing through everybody in his path, and Fiero is hanging back trying to not get involved. When it comes down to Dan and Jesus X, the fans are in awe as Dan destroys the former champion, leveling him with a lariat, then hitting the huge powerbomb and Jesus X staying down for the 3 count! The first fall is down, and it was Dan putting down the returning Jesus X for the dupe! Things have degenerated into an all-out-brawl now, this is just not pretty. Spunk and Dod the legal men now, and Fiero finally showing his face in the ring, hitting a chop block on Spunk, then dragging him to the outside! Spunk is still showing the effects from last week's title match, taking the Alabama Nightmare and being so far the only man to really live to talk about it, but he is none-the-better for it, and its showing here as Fiero is putting it to him. Dod and Sommers are taking care of business in the ring, and ref Nick Fatts has lost complete control now, all he can do is count Spunk out on the outside as Spunk tries to get in, getting up to the apron only to eat a lariat from Dan, spilling him back out onto the outside, nailing his head on the railing! Fiero taking advantage here and has the Lock of Rock on him again! 18...19..20! Spunk has been counted out, and in just 2 falls this match is over! Things have degenerated into all-out mayhem here, as expected!
Dod Superkicks Jesus X out of the ring, and its Sommers and Dod trading blows on Otsuka, Spunk's last real cohort left here, and Dod is motioning to the back -- here come DEMOS and RUINER! Christ, this isn't going to be pretty! What are they doing? Dod with a Superkick to Shogo, laying him out! He sits him up, and RUINER off the ropes -- REVALATIONS!! (sliding kenka kick) That just took his head off! DEMOS picks him up, and drives him down with a pedigree! This is disgusting, somebody stop this! Sommers pushes everybody out of the way and hoists him onto his shoulders. Dod looks giddy in there as Sommers is about to drop him, Dod jumping up and down laughing as Jesus X looks on from outside, fully recovered, Spunk in the Lock of Rock with a bird's eye view of this, calling out for Jesus X to help Shogo, to get Shogo down. Jesus X simply looks on as Sommers pushes him off his shoulders, Spunk letting out a scream just as Shogo's face smacks up against Sommers' knee, a loud crack heard throughout the now silent arena, Otsuka completely out on the canvas... Spunk finally breaks free and tries to dash into the ring, but Fiero catches him with an elbow to the back of the head, Jesus X simply walking backstage as OdZ hover around and stomp the fallen Otsuka. The camera focuses on Dan's face, cold and stoned, then to Dod who has a sadistic grin on his face. Gabriel and Baker dash out from backstage, both criss-crossing around Jesus X and hit the ring, pulling OdZ to the outside and smashing them around the ringside area and spilling out into the crowd, the camera fading out on Jesus X standing in the entrance-way, flipping his hair back and staring into the chaos at ringside.
Nothing makes sense anymore.
1. ZODIAK (3:22 - Demon Driver II) AKAHIRA
2. Tomohiro Ito (16:09 - Implant DDT) Brad Wolf
3. D (20:08 - Lariat) Lee Stone
4. Celtic Bruisers (Sean Gabriel/Paddy Baker) (30:00 - Draw) OdZ (DEMOS/RUINER)
5. 2/3 Falls: Spunk/Shogo Otsuka/Jesus X vs Tommy Fiero/Jack Dod/Dan Sommers
1: Dan Sommers (22:01 - Jumping Powerbomb) Jesus X
2. Jack Dod (9:18 - Count Out) Spunk
4.22.2007
4.22 - NOW
4.22 - NOW
Tonight we embark on what should be an insane night following an insane show last week, with not only the most hated man in Spunk Pro history, Tommy Fiero showing up, but with Jack Dod as his partner! We had the debut of a Spunk Pro trainee, Big T's rampage leading to his destruction in his debut match! On top of that, ZODIAK defended his Spunk Pro International Championhip, Strike Force pulled off what we would consider a MAJOR upset over the tag champions, stealing the gold out from under what we all thought was an unstoppable force in the Celtic Bruisers! On top of that, Alabama Dan -- now known as Dan Sommers explained his actions, what he wanted, and showed us the raw power of the Alabama Nightmare again, unleashing his fury against Spunk Pro stalwart Bobo Gomez. Then of course we had Tommy Fiero's impact last week, pinning the Champion, Spunk, in a clean 1-2-3 with the help of Jack Dod, in a move that both upset and confused Spunk Pro fans worldwide!
Tonight we face what we could call the fall out, but what we face we are unaware of yet. Things begin as Spunk makes his way to the ring, the Spunk Pro Championship dangling from his hand, as he lays it out in the middle of the ring and yells for Fiero to get his ass out there. Our cameras catch up backstage with Fiero and Dod as they are making their way out to ringside, ZODIAK catching Dod's eye as he stops, sending Fiero out to the ring as he reaches into his bag, pulls out his wallet and slips ZODIAK a fold of cash. "You've gotten him shaken, thats all I wanted. Move along now, he is mine." ZODIAK just laughs as Fiero turns back around and tells Dod to hurry up, asking what he had to do with that maniac, only for Dod to usher them out, saying he has his own plans to get to the title. He thinks the direct route is, "fucking retarded."
Spunk tells Fiero he wants to end this here tonight. No more tags, no more hiding, just mono 'e mono, in the ring. Fiero laughs and explains that he'd love it, as long as the title is on the line. Spunk laughs and says he'd love to, all the while Jack Dod is on the sidelines flirting with a girl in the crowd, and grabs the mic from Fiero and tells Spunk to shut up and bring his monkey-boy out, as he wants to ask him how it feels to have lost the title to the man he paid to take it from him. This brings out a rabid YUSUKE from behind, attacking Dod, both of them brawling around while Spunk's eyes are locked on Fiero's, Fiero wearing a smug smile. Officials break up Dod and YUSUKE, helping them to the back, while Fiero slowly walks towards the ring, stopping just at the apron, while Spunk motions for him to step into the ring. DAN SOMMERS OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A LARIAT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF FIERO! Fiero's head smacks the apron, and Spunk looks on in shock, as Dan slides into the ring, and starts throwing fists at Spunk, who slips out of the ring, leaving Dan in the ring with the title as he picks it up and slings it over his shoulder, as well as the mic. He points over at Spunk, and points at the title. "This, this is why I am here. We all knew that sooner or later I would come back for you."
Spunk looks on, confused, as his last defense was soundly defeating Dan (who did put up a good fight). "I'm sick of being overlooked," Dan continues. "If my path of destruction isn't impressive enough, I could go on... I want a shot, and I want it tonight. Fuck Fiero." The fans don't know what to think of this, as everybody wants to see Fiero destroyed, but Dan will not budge.. Spunk points at Dan, and then at Fiero and calls for a mic, as Dan stares at the title. "I don't care what you have to say, stuff it. I don't care if Fiero wants his shot, or if the fans want to see him get his ass-beaten. They can still get that, you can still get your mits on him -- but tonight, you both have to deal with a real sonnuva' bitch. You gotta deal with Dan fuckin' Sommers." He tosses the title down at Spunk and jumps down, heading to the back as Fiero gathers himself and Spunk picks up the title, a look on his face like things just went from bad to worse.
Our show kicks off with Shogo Otsuka showing AKAHIRA the ropes, so to speak, and putting forth a nice little back and forth bout with him, using the hanging Juji for the immediate tap out by the rook in 12 minutes time. The newly uncrowned Celtic Bruisers took on the VERY tough team of Bobo Gomez and D, both coming off of big losses the last week to Big T and Dan Sommers, respectively. D and Gomez were hungry, but still both a bit beaten up from last week. Gabriel and Baker looked vicious, and wanting to get another shot at those tag titles to take them home. There is no way anybody saw that coming last week, especially the champs, and they want to prove that it was a fluke. Gomez and D put up a valiant fight, but in the end Gomez was pinned by a Ground Cobra Twist by Baker, the surly celt after Gabriel nailed him with a straight punch to the face. After the match, Gabriel grabbed a mic and said that this should be proof enough that they get a shot at the champs next week, rain or shine, bumped, bruised or concussed.
The champs came out and accepted the challenge, saying they were up for any challenge, any day, any place. Well, that came back to bite them in the ass, I think, as ZODIAK and DEMOS come from out of nowhere and smash them both with chairs, laying them out before heading to the back. Stone and Wolf are helped up as they swear vengeance on OdZ and tell them tonight they will show them what kind of champions they are. Big T's path of destruction continued this week, him laying waste to the very formidable Tomohiro Ito in just shy of 8 minutes with the B.A.D. It seems like nobody can stop him, no matter how hard they try. OdZ are now in the ring, awaiting the tag champs. Who says that random attacks won't get you far? OdZ just clocked the tag champs and have themselves a tag title match out of nowhere. It was a violent, brutal match with ZODIAK and DEMOS showing strong teamwork, with RUINER on the outside helping to direct traffic and distract the ref. In just over 30 minutes things went bad for the champs, as both were bloody, beaten to a pulp and Wolf walks right into a face full of fire! ZODIAK wastes no time and spikes him with the ZODIAK SPIKE while DEMOS holds back the big bruiser and 1...2....3..NEW CHAMPIONS, AGAIN! OdZ are now the most decorated duo in Spunk Pro; ZODIAK both the tag and International Champion, and DEMOS holding the tag, Junior and WWA Lightheavyweight Championships!
Next up we have a match that is a result of apparent douchery on Jack Dod's part. Apparently Jack Dod's approach on Spunk Pro last week wasn't as random as we expected. It was a part of a formulated assault to get him to the title. How did he do it? Apparently he paid off ZODIAK and OdZ to ensure that Spunk's closest friend in Spunk Pro, YUSUKE, was left in shambles. ZODIAK and DEMOS have assaulted Spunk and YUSUKE in the following weeks, leading up to ZODIAK stealing the title from YUSUKE, which broke YUSUKE's spirits. Where this plan leads, we'll have to see, but what we saw was YUSUKE vs Jack Dod, and Jack Dod dissecting the kind-of-still-a-rookie mentally and physically. Lets not forget that last week the Dodsmack held YUSUKE back, left him laid out in the ring, and tonight it was no different. Only afterwards, after the pinfall, Dod did it again. That wasn't it, as he picked him up and delivered a third on the young YUSUKE, who is now being attended to by our emergency medical staff, as Jack Dod moves to the back looking greatly pleased with his work. How this plan unfolds, we'll have to see, but as of right now young YUSUKE looks out of it.
Now comes our moment of truth, and the biggest match Spunk Pro has seen in a very long time. The Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship is on the line in a triple threat match. Dan Sommers has in the past few weeks had a complete overhaul of his personality, and is more vicious than anyone could ever imagine. Tommy Fiero and Spunk's rivalry, well, we shouldn't have to get into this. When Tommy Fiero's VWA originally turned out to be a giant movie entitled 'Wrestle Wars' and Fiero wanted to promoted it, he and his thugs invaded Spunk Pro, trying to pass out movie passes and the like to fans. This turned south in a hurry, and led to the Wrestle Wars crew to get violent towards Spunk Pro, and led for Fiero running his mouth and attempting to use Spunk Pro as a promotional tool, including his quest to capture all of the titles to be auctioned off as movie memorabilia. WW was a dud, but that didn't stop Fiero from conspiring with Jesus X, as they from behind the scenes bankrupt Spunk Pro, putting the company on hiatus for months, only for Spunk Pro to come back, leaner and tougher than ever. But after a few shows, Fiero shows his face again, and here we are tonight, the culmination of months of violence, insults and treachery. Here we have the showdown between Spunk and Tommy Fiero -- with Dan Sommers the complete x-factor, forcing himself into this match from out of nowhere, and taking this from an elementary story about two men and their hatred for each other, to two men, their hatred for each other inside of a shark tank with a great white shark that hasn't been fed in weeks.
This was a recipe for disaster. To say that Sommers made an impact on this match is speaking lightly, as anytime Spunk and Fiero faced off, Sommers was there to deliver some crushing offense and offset things greatly. Fiero tucked tail and ran throughout most of the match, leaving Dan and Spunk to pound it out. Spunk's kicks vs Dan's fists, lariats and knees. Both men fought hard, with Fiero getting in a few big spots here and there, including a diving cross body from the top onto both men for a nearfall on the champ. While Spunk was distracted chasing Tommy Dan nails him with a big lariat, and sets him up for the Alabama Nightmare! Oh lord, he nails it! It looks like the champ is out of it here! Dan turns around -- WHAMMY BAR! Fiero out of nowhere with the Whammy Bar, he can feel it, the fans are looking on in disbelief, he locks on the Lock of Rock on Spunk! He has it locked in tightly, and I don't even think Spunk is awake anymore, Spunk is out of it, and the ref sees it -- he calls for the bell, and things seem to be moving in slow motion now! Ref Nick Fatts is raising Fiero's hand, and hands him the title. This is unreal.
Completely unreal.
Tommy Fiero is the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Champion. The weasel just weaseled his way into the record books. FIERO HAS STOLEN THE DAMNED TITLE!
I repeat, this is unreal. Tommy Fiero is the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Champion.
Fiero holds the title high and gives off a signature "Yeah! Whoo!" as Jack Dod comes out, smiles as he surveys the damage and shakes his head before heading into the back. Fiero now on his knees dramatically posing with the title.
This is unreal.
Fade.
1. Shogo Otsuka (12:12 - Shogo Max Cross) AKAHIRA
2. Celtic Bruisers (33:36 - Ground Cobra Twist) Bobo Gomez(X)/D
3. Big T (7:36 - B.A.D.) Tomohiro Ito
4. Spunk Pro Tag Championship: OdZ (ZODIAK(O)/DEMOS) (32:45 - ZODIAK SPIKE) Strike Force (Brad Wolf(X)/Lee Stone)(C)
5. Jack Dod (14:28 - Dodsmack) YUSUKE
6. Spunk Pro Championship: Tommy Fiero (19:51 - Lock of Rock) Spunk(X)/Dan Sommers
Tonight we embark on what should be an insane night following an insane show last week, with not only the most hated man in Spunk Pro history, Tommy Fiero showing up, but with Jack Dod as his partner! We had the debut of a Spunk Pro trainee, Big T's rampage leading to his destruction in his debut match! On top of that, ZODIAK defended his Spunk Pro International Championhip, Strike Force pulled off what we would consider a MAJOR upset over the tag champions, stealing the gold out from under what we all thought was an unstoppable force in the Celtic Bruisers! On top of that, Alabama Dan -- now known as Dan Sommers explained his actions, what he wanted, and showed us the raw power of the Alabama Nightmare again, unleashing his fury against Spunk Pro stalwart Bobo Gomez. Then of course we had Tommy Fiero's impact last week, pinning the Champion, Spunk, in a clean 1-2-3 with the help of Jack Dod, in a move that both upset and confused Spunk Pro fans worldwide!
Tonight we face what we could call the fall out, but what we face we are unaware of yet. Things begin as Spunk makes his way to the ring, the Spunk Pro Championship dangling from his hand, as he lays it out in the middle of the ring and yells for Fiero to get his ass out there. Our cameras catch up backstage with Fiero and Dod as they are making their way out to ringside, ZODIAK catching Dod's eye as he stops, sending Fiero out to the ring as he reaches into his bag, pulls out his wallet and slips ZODIAK a fold of cash. "You've gotten him shaken, thats all I wanted. Move along now, he is mine." ZODIAK just laughs as Fiero turns back around and tells Dod to hurry up, asking what he had to do with that maniac, only for Dod to usher them out, saying he has his own plans to get to the title. He thinks the direct route is, "fucking retarded."
Spunk tells Fiero he wants to end this here tonight. No more tags, no more hiding, just mono 'e mono, in the ring. Fiero laughs and explains that he'd love it, as long as the title is on the line. Spunk laughs and says he'd love to, all the while Jack Dod is on the sidelines flirting with a girl in the crowd, and grabs the mic from Fiero and tells Spunk to shut up and bring his monkey-boy out, as he wants to ask him how it feels to have lost the title to the man he paid to take it from him. This brings out a rabid YUSUKE from behind, attacking Dod, both of them brawling around while Spunk's eyes are locked on Fiero's, Fiero wearing a smug smile. Officials break up Dod and YUSUKE, helping them to the back, while Fiero slowly walks towards the ring, stopping just at the apron, while Spunk motions for him to step into the ring. DAN SOMMERS OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A LARIAT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF FIERO! Fiero's head smacks the apron, and Spunk looks on in shock, as Dan slides into the ring, and starts throwing fists at Spunk, who slips out of the ring, leaving Dan in the ring with the title as he picks it up and slings it over his shoulder, as well as the mic. He points over at Spunk, and points at the title. "This, this is why I am here. We all knew that sooner or later I would come back for you."
Spunk looks on, confused, as his last defense was soundly defeating Dan (who did put up a good fight). "I'm sick of being overlooked," Dan continues. "If my path of destruction isn't impressive enough, I could go on... I want a shot, and I want it tonight. Fuck Fiero." The fans don't know what to think of this, as everybody wants to see Fiero destroyed, but Dan will not budge.. Spunk points at Dan, and then at Fiero and calls for a mic, as Dan stares at the title. "I don't care what you have to say, stuff it. I don't care if Fiero wants his shot, or if the fans want to see him get his ass-beaten. They can still get that, you can still get your mits on him -- but tonight, you both have to deal with a real sonnuva' bitch. You gotta deal with Dan fuckin' Sommers." He tosses the title down at Spunk and jumps down, heading to the back as Fiero gathers himself and Spunk picks up the title, a look on his face like things just went from bad to worse.
Our show kicks off with Shogo Otsuka showing AKAHIRA the ropes, so to speak, and putting forth a nice little back and forth bout with him, using the hanging Juji for the immediate tap out by the rook in 12 minutes time. The newly uncrowned Celtic Bruisers took on the VERY tough team of Bobo Gomez and D, both coming off of big losses the last week to Big T and Dan Sommers, respectively. D and Gomez were hungry, but still both a bit beaten up from last week. Gabriel and Baker looked vicious, and wanting to get another shot at those tag titles to take them home. There is no way anybody saw that coming last week, especially the champs, and they want to prove that it was a fluke. Gomez and D put up a valiant fight, but in the end Gomez was pinned by a Ground Cobra Twist by Baker, the surly celt after Gabriel nailed him with a straight punch to the face. After the match, Gabriel grabbed a mic and said that this should be proof enough that they get a shot at the champs next week, rain or shine, bumped, bruised or concussed.
The champs came out and accepted the challenge, saying they were up for any challenge, any day, any place. Well, that came back to bite them in the ass, I think, as ZODIAK and DEMOS come from out of nowhere and smash them both with chairs, laying them out before heading to the back. Stone and Wolf are helped up as they swear vengeance on OdZ and tell them tonight they will show them what kind of champions they are. Big T's path of destruction continued this week, him laying waste to the very formidable Tomohiro Ito in just shy of 8 minutes with the B.A.D. It seems like nobody can stop him, no matter how hard they try. OdZ are now in the ring, awaiting the tag champs. Who says that random attacks won't get you far? OdZ just clocked the tag champs and have themselves a tag title match out of nowhere. It was a violent, brutal match with ZODIAK and DEMOS showing strong teamwork, with RUINER on the outside helping to direct traffic and distract the ref. In just over 30 minutes things went bad for the champs, as both were bloody, beaten to a pulp and Wolf walks right into a face full of fire! ZODIAK wastes no time and spikes him with the ZODIAK SPIKE while DEMOS holds back the big bruiser and 1...2....3..NEW CHAMPIONS, AGAIN! OdZ are now the most decorated duo in Spunk Pro; ZODIAK both the tag and International Champion, and DEMOS holding the tag, Junior and WWA Lightheavyweight Championships!
Next up we have a match that is a result of apparent douchery on Jack Dod's part. Apparently Jack Dod's approach on Spunk Pro last week wasn't as random as we expected. It was a part of a formulated assault to get him to the title. How did he do it? Apparently he paid off ZODIAK and OdZ to ensure that Spunk's closest friend in Spunk Pro, YUSUKE, was left in shambles. ZODIAK and DEMOS have assaulted Spunk and YUSUKE in the following weeks, leading up to ZODIAK stealing the title from YUSUKE, which broke YUSUKE's spirits. Where this plan leads, we'll have to see, but what we saw was YUSUKE vs Jack Dod, and Jack Dod dissecting the kind-of-still-a-rookie mentally and physically. Lets not forget that last week the Dodsmack held YUSUKE back, left him laid out in the ring, and tonight it was no different. Only afterwards, after the pinfall, Dod did it again. That wasn't it, as he picked him up and delivered a third on the young YUSUKE, who is now being attended to by our emergency medical staff, as Jack Dod moves to the back looking greatly pleased with his work. How this plan unfolds, we'll have to see, but as of right now young YUSUKE looks out of it.
Now comes our moment of truth, and the biggest match Spunk Pro has seen in a very long time. The Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship is on the line in a triple threat match. Dan Sommers has in the past few weeks had a complete overhaul of his personality, and is more vicious than anyone could ever imagine. Tommy Fiero and Spunk's rivalry, well, we shouldn't have to get into this. When Tommy Fiero's VWA originally turned out to be a giant movie entitled 'Wrestle Wars' and Fiero wanted to promoted it, he and his thugs invaded Spunk Pro, trying to pass out movie passes and the like to fans. This turned south in a hurry, and led to the Wrestle Wars crew to get violent towards Spunk Pro, and led for Fiero running his mouth and attempting to use Spunk Pro as a promotional tool, including his quest to capture all of the titles to be auctioned off as movie memorabilia. WW was a dud, but that didn't stop Fiero from conspiring with Jesus X, as they from behind the scenes bankrupt Spunk Pro, putting the company on hiatus for months, only for Spunk Pro to come back, leaner and tougher than ever. But after a few shows, Fiero shows his face again, and here we are tonight, the culmination of months of violence, insults and treachery. Here we have the showdown between Spunk and Tommy Fiero -- with Dan Sommers the complete x-factor, forcing himself into this match from out of nowhere, and taking this from an elementary story about two men and their hatred for each other, to two men, their hatred for each other inside of a shark tank with a great white shark that hasn't been fed in weeks.
This was a recipe for disaster. To say that Sommers made an impact on this match is speaking lightly, as anytime Spunk and Fiero faced off, Sommers was there to deliver some crushing offense and offset things greatly. Fiero tucked tail and ran throughout most of the match, leaving Dan and Spunk to pound it out. Spunk's kicks vs Dan's fists, lariats and knees. Both men fought hard, with Fiero getting in a few big spots here and there, including a diving cross body from the top onto both men for a nearfall on the champ. While Spunk was distracted chasing Tommy Dan nails him with a big lariat, and sets him up for the Alabama Nightmare! Oh lord, he nails it! It looks like the champ is out of it here! Dan turns around -- WHAMMY BAR! Fiero out of nowhere with the Whammy Bar, he can feel it, the fans are looking on in disbelief, he locks on the Lock of Rock on Spunk! He has it locked in tightly, and I don't even think Spunk is awake anymore, Spunk is out of it, and the ref sees it -- he calls for the bell, and things seem to be moving in slow motion now! Ref Nick Fatts is raising Fiero's hand, and hands him the title. This is unreal.
Completely unreal.
Tommy Fiero is the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Champion. The weasel just weaseled his way into the record books. FIERO HAS STOLEN THE DAMNED TITLE!
I repeat, this is unreal. Tommy Fiero is the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Champion.
Fiero holds the title high and gives off a signature "Yeah! Whoo!" as Jack Dod comes out, smiles as he surveys the damage and shakes his head before heading into the back. Fiero now on his knees dramatically posing with the title.
This is unreal.
Fade.
1. Shogo Otsuka (12:12 - Shogo Max Cross) AKAHIRA
2. Celtic Bruisers (33:36 - Ground Cobra Twist) Bobo Gomez(X)/D
3. Big T (7:36 - B.A.D.) Tomohiro Ito
4. Spunk Pro Tag Championship: OdZ (ZODIAK(O)/DEMOS) (32:45 - ZODIAK SPIKE) Strike Force (Brad Wolf(X)/Lee Stone)(C)
5. Jack Dod (14:28 - Dodsmack) YUSUKE
6. Spunk Pro Championship: Tommy Fiero (19:51 - Lock of Rock) Spunk(X)/Dan Sommers
4.18.2007
4.18.07 - FURIOUS.INTENT
4.18.07 - FURIOUS.INTENT
What we have lined up for you here tonight is breath-taking, as ZODIAK will make his first defense of the Spunk Pro International Championship against not only the ex-champion, YUSUKE, but the returning Tomohiro Ito! Ito made his shocking return at the last show, using his Shining Wizard to insult YUSUKE after his big win, and incite this triple threat match. As well as the Celtic Bruisers putting out an open challenge earlier today for their tag titles, only to be met by Strike Force's Brad Wolf and Lee Stone in what should be a hard-hitting match. Stone and Wolf haven't had much luck when it comes to the Celtic Bruisers, but maybe tonight could be their night. We also have Spunk vs RUINER after RUINER pinned Spunk last time in that elimination tag, Alabama Dan vs Bobo Gomez and the debut of a Spunk pupil, AKAHIRA.
AKAHIRA's debut was up first, and from what we can tell he works a style similar to YUSUKE's, only citing Kazuo Yamazaki as one of his idols and reasons to get into pro-wrestling. He takes on the tough challenge of Hector Casas as they get going, AKAHIRA using a brutal axe kick to take Hector down! The match doesn't last long though, as Big T barges into the ring, and both young grapplers charge at him, only to both be caught and double chokeslammed at the same time! T grabbed the house mic and demanded AKAHIRA gets out of his ring, unless he wants to be destroyed. AKAHIRA shows great heart and slowly gets up, only to slap T in the face. This turned out to be an unfortunate decision for him, but made the fans go wild! AKAHIRA hit a few big moves, like a vertical drop Olympic Slam and a rolling juji, but T is just too powerful and crushed him with the B.A.D. in 5 minutes time.
The next match proved to be a huge upset, where DEMOS took D to his limits, and pinned him after ducking a lariat, hitting a Pedigree and following with the SIDS Clutch. D looked frustrated, as he took his second straight loss. Alabama Dan came out next, sporting simply a pair of blue trunks and black boots. He grabbed the mic and told the fans to not-so-subtlety 'fuck off and die.' He said he was sick of busting his ass trying to make these people happy, and sick of losing, not being in control of his own fate. He said his partner, Hobo Joe, a lifelong friend, was simply dead weight and so stuck in his ways. "To evolve," Dan states, "a man needs to be vicious to be heard, to become something. I'm no longer your stereotype, I'm Dan Sommers, and I'm here to fuck some bitches and take the Spunk Pro title home." This only incited the fans to jeer louder, and brought out Bobo Gomez, who was last time a victim of his apparent turn on his partner and fans, and we have an impromptu bout! It was everything you'd expect from both of these guys, they hit hard, and they hit fast. Dan's backdrop looked brutal in its simple execution, and his lariat nearly took Bobo's head off. When all was said and done, what was the 'Go 2 Alabama' knocked Bobo out cold. Dan grabbed the mic again, got down in his face and told him he was a victim of the 'Alabama Nightmare.'
The fans seem genuinely disgusted, but hey, onto the tag team title match! It was fast, brutal and lived up to its expectations, with Strike Force putting heart and soul into it! The finish was breathtaking, with Baker having the huge Stone on his shoulders, setting up for a diving elbow from Gabriel, only for them not to notice Wolf made the blind tag to Stone. Wolf charged at the ropes, causing Gabriel to get crotched, and unloaded the huge spear on Baker, carrying both him and his large partner halfway across the ring! The added impact near-knocked Baker out, and set up for the 3-count, the upset and the NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! The seemingly impossible has happened, as Wolf and Stone have captured the tag titles!
Spunk looks for revenge on RUINER next, in what starts off looking like RUINER is screwed, wait.. Wait.. WHAT?! A fan has jumped the rail! Not this again.. WAIT! THAT IS NO FAN! THAT IS NO FAN! CUT, WHAMMY BAR, WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT ON SPUNK! THAT IS TOMMY FIERO! TOMMY FUCKIN' FIERO IS IN THE SPUNK PRO ARENA! This match has been thrown out, and the fans are booing as loudly as we can ever recall! Tommy Fiero, the man who essentially put this company out of business for a few months is showing his face in the arena! RUINER and Fiero clasp hands, and Spunk is slowly up, as Shogo and YUSUKE hit the ring, Fiero bailing out and laughing his ass off! Spunk grabs the rope, and calls for them to end this -- tonight! Right here! Spunk Pro Heavyweight title!
The Triple threat is up next, and holy shit has this night turned into an amazing night for Spunk Pro. It was everything you'd expect from these three, and it looked like YUSUKE had it in the bag at the end, as he had Ito in the center of the ring, trapped in a Triangle Lock! ZODIAK, out of nowhere, brandishing a chair up on top drops a huge leg drop square on the jaw of YUSUKE, Ito is out from the choke and ZODIAK makes the pin for the 1..2...3! This is an upset to say the least, and ZODIAK's reign of terror continues! Next up, our main event... Tommy Fiero, the scourge of Spunk Pro, the most hated man in this company's history against Spunk, the creator, owner and reigning Champion, a legend in his own right. Tonight is do-or-die time, as he has to show Fiero just who is boss and put him to sleep for good.
Spunk in the ring first, as he lays the belt out in front of him and calls for Fiero to come out. Fiero, in a long, shiny robe slowly makes his way down to ringside, basking in the soda cups being lobbed at him, only for Spunk to dash out of the ring and jump ontop of Fiero! Things are getting nasty right away, before the bell has even rung! Spunk levels Fiero with an elbow, and setting up the high kick -- WAIT! A chair just struck Spunk from behind! Who is this? The hair.. The tights.. The paint... Is that.. ITS JACK DOD! JACK FUCKIN' DOD JUST NAILED SPUNK WITH A CHAIR! Both men drag the champ back into the ring and are putting the boots to him! Nobody in their right minds ever expected to see Fiero here again, never mind Jack FUCKING Dod! Both men are just laying into the champ here, and we won't even get a match tonight! YUSUKE is stumbling out to the ring, but Shogo runs up behind him, tells him to head back and dashes into the ring! It looks like we have an impromptu (word of the night!) tag team match here! Spunk is hurt, and the team of Dod and Fiero is just vicious, as vicious as the crowd towards them! Spunk and Shogo fought as hard as they could, only for a superkick from Dod on Spunk setting up the Whammy Bar and the 3-count on Spunk, leaving the champ down for the count. Shogo tried to make the save, but received the DODSMACK for his efforts, and what we have here are Dod and Fiero standing over Spunk and Shogo, Fiero with the belt lifted high above him, only to spit on Spunk and have Dod yank the belt out of his hands, hold it up high as well and drop it on Spunk.
1a. AKAHIRA Debut: AKAHIRA (1:02 - No Contest) Hector Casas
1b. Big T (5:22 - B.A.D.) AKAHIRA
2. DEMOS (18:16 - SIDS Clutch) D.
3. Alabama Dan (10:25 - Alabama Nightmare -> KO) Bobo Gomez
4. Spunk Pro Tag Team Championship: Strike Force (Brad Wolf(O)/Lee Stone) (27:55 - Wolf's Bite) Celtic Bruisers (Sean Gabriel/Paddy Baker(X))
5. Spunk (3:03 - No Contest) RUINER
6. Spunk Pro International Championship: ZODIAK (C) (16:57 - Diving Leg Drop) YUSUKE, Tomohiro Ito
7. Jack Dod/Thomas R. Fiero(O) (25:48 - Whammy Bar) Vio-GUN (Spunk(X)/Shogo Otsuka)
What we have lined up for you here tonight is breath-taking, as ZODIAK will make his first defense of the Spunk Pro International Championship against not only the ex-champion, YUSUKE, but the returning Tomohiro Ito! Ito made his shocking return at the last show, using his Shining Wizard to insult YUSUKE after his big win, and incite this triple threat match. As well as the Celtic Bruisers putting out an open challenge earlier today for their tag titles, only to be met by Strike Force's Brad Wolf and Lee Stone in what should be a hard-hitting match. Stone and Wolf haven't had much luck when it comes to the Celtic Bruisers, but maybe tonight could be their night. We also have Spunk vs RUINER after RUINER pinned Spunk last time in that elimination tag, Alabama Dan vs Bobo Gomez and the debut of a Spunk pupil, AKAHIRA.
AKAHIRA's debut was up first, and from what we can tell he works a style similar to YUSUKE's, only citing Kazuo Yamazaki as one of his idols and reasons to get into pro-wrestling. He takes on the tough challenge of Hector Casas as they get going, AKAHIRA using a brutal axe kick to take Hector down! The match doesn't last long though, as Big T barges into the ring, and both young grapplers charge at him, only to both be caught and double chokeslammed at the same time! T grabbed the house mic and demanded AKAHIRA gets out of his ring, unless he wants to be destroyed. AKAHIRA shows great heart and slowly gets up, only to slap T in the face. This turned out to be an unfortunate decision for him, but made the fans go wild! AKAHIRA hit a few big moves, like a vertical drop Olympic Slam and a rolling juji, but T is just too powerful and crushed him with the B.A.D. in 5 minutes time.
The next match proved to be a huge upset, where DEMOS took D to his limits, and pinned him after ducking a lariat, hitting a Pedigree and following with the SIDS Clutch. D looked frustrated, as he took his second straight loss. Alabama Dan came out next, sporting simply a pair of blue trunks and black boots. He grabbed the mic and told the fans to not-so-subtlety 'fuck off and die.' He said he was sick of busting his ass trying to make these people happy, and sick of losing, not being in control of his own fate. He said his partner, Hobo Joe, a lifelong friend, was simply dead weight and so stuck in his ways. "To evolve," Dan states, "a man needs to be vicious to be heard, to become something. I'm no longer your stereotype, I'm Dan Sommers, and I'm here to fuck some bitches and take the Spunk Pro title home." This only incited the fans to jeer louder, and brought out Bobo Gomez, who was last time a victim of his apparent turn on his partner and fans, and we have an impromptu bout! It was everything you'd expect from both of these guys, they hit hard, and they hit fast. Dan's backdrop looked brutal in its simple execution, and his lariat nearly took Bobo's head off. When all was said and done, what was the 'Go 2 Alabama' knocked Bobo out cold. Dan grabbed the mic again, got down in his face and told him he was a victim of the 'Alabama Nightmare.'
The fans seem genuinely disgusted, but hey, onto the tag team title match! It was fast, brutal and lived up to its expectations, with Strike Force putting heart and soul into it! The finish was breathtaking, with Baker having the huge Stone on his shoulders, setting up for a diving elbow from Gabriel, only for them not to notice Wolf made the blind tag to Stone. Wolf charged at the ropes, causing Gabriel to get crotched, and unloaded the huge spear on Baker, carrying both him and his large partner halfway across the ring! The added impact near-knocked Baker out, and set up for the 3-count, the upset and the NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! The seemingly impossible has happened, as Wolf and Stone have captured the tag titles!
Spunk looks for revenge on RUINER next, in what starts off looking like RUINER is screwed, wait.. Wait.. WHAT?! A fan has jumped the rail! Not this again.. WAIT! THAT IS NO FAN! THAT IS NO FAN! CUT, WHAMMY BAR, WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT ON SPUNK! THAT IS TOMMY FIERO! TOMMY FUCKIN' FIERO IS IN THE SPUNK PRO ARENA! This match has been thrown out, and the fans are booing as loudly as we can ever recall! Tommy Fiero, the man who essentially put this company out of business for a few months is showing his face in the arena! RUINER and Fiero clasp hands, and Spunk is slowly up, as Shogo and YUSUKE hit the ring, Fiero bailing out and laughing his ass off! Spunk grabs the rope, and calls for them to end this -- tonight! Right here! Spunk Pro Heavyweight title!
The Triple threat is up next, and holy shit has this night turned into an amazing night for Spunk Pro. It was everything you'd expect from these three, and it looked like YUSUKE had it in the bag at the end, as he had Ito in the center of the ring, trapped in a Triangle Lock! ZODIAK, out of nowhere, brandishing a chair up on top drops a huge leg drop square on the jaw of YUSUKE, Ito is out from the choke and ZODIAK makes the pin for the 1..2...3! This is an upset to say the least, and ZODIAK's reign of terror continues! Next up, our main event... Tommy Fiero, the scourge of Spunk Pro, the most hated man in this company's history against Spunk, the creator, owner and reigning Champion, a legend in his own right. Tonight is do-or-die time, as he has to show Fiero just who is boss and put him to sleep for good.
Spunk in the ring first, as he lays the belt out in front of him and calls for Fiero to come out. Fiero, in a long, shiny robe slowly makes his way down to ringside, basking in the soda cups being lobbed at him, only for Spunk to dash out of the ring and jump ontop of Fiero! Things are getting nasty right away, before the bell has even rung! Spunk levels Fiero with an elbow, and setting up the high kick -- WAIT! A chair just struck Spunk from behind! Who is this? The hair.. The tights.. The paint... Is that.. ITS JACK DOD! JACK FUCKIN' DOD JUST NAILED SPUNK WITH A CHAIR! Both men drag the champ back into the ring and are putting the boots to him! Nobody in their right minds ever expected to see Fiero here again, never mind Jack FUCKING Dod! Both men are just laying into the champ here, and we won't even get a match tonight! YUSUKE is stumbling out to the ring, but Shogo runs up behind him, tells him to head back and dashes into the ring! It looks like we have an impromptu (word of the night!) tag team match here! Spunk is hurt, and the team of Dod and Fiero is just vicious, as vicious as the crowd towards them! Spunk and Shogo fought as hard as they could, only for a superkick from Dod on Spunk setting up the Whammy Bar and the 3-count on Spunk, leaving the champ down for the count. Shogo tried to make the save, but received the DODSMACK for his efforts, and what we have here are Dod and Fiero standing over Spunk and Shogo, Fiero with the belt lifted high above him, only to spit on Spunk and have Dod yank the belt out of his hands, hold it up high as well and drop it on Spunk.
1a. AKAHIRA Debut: AKAHIRA (1:02 - No Contest) Hector Casas
1b. Big T (5:22 - B.A.D.) AKAHIRA
2. DEMOS (18:16 - SIDS Clutch) D.
3. Alabama Dan (10:25 - Alabama Nightmare -> KO) Bobo Gomez
4. Spunk Pro Tag Team Championship: Strike Force (Brad Wolf(O)/Lee Stone) (27:55 - Wolf's Bite) Celtic Bruisers (Sean Gabriel/Paddy Baker(X))
5. Spunk (3:03 - No Contest) RUINER
6. Spunk Pro International Championship: ZODIAK (C) (16:57 - Diving Leg Drop) YUSUKE, Tomohiro Ito
7. Jack Dod/Thomas R. Fiero(O) (25:48 - Whammy Bar) Vio-GUN (Spunk(X)/Shogo Otsuka)
4.08.2007
4.8.07 - Spunk Pro VENGEANCE
4.8.07 - Spunk Pro VENGEANCE
After Spunk Pro being sidelined due to financial woes after Thomas Fiero and Jesus X were able to bankrupt Spunk Pro, another of Spunk Pro's sporadic shows went down tonight! The return of RUINER from his arm injury showed him taking out the young Hector Casas in short order, using the R-75 to do the job. After the match he grabs the mic and calls out the man who injured him; Shogo Otsuka. Shogo, being a man of honor and whatnot makes his way down to ringside, only to be jumped from behind by DEMOS! Its a 2-on-1 situation here, and here comes YUSUKE to help his partner! The lights go out! A burst of fire goes off in the ring, as the lights come back up to see ZODIAK in there, with all 3 men with the upperhand, only to bring Spunk out and for things to disperse. Shogo grabs the mic and calls for a 6-man tag tonight, only for ZODIAK to tell him to go fuck himself, he wants it elimination rules. They oblige and we have a HUGE main event for tonight!
Wataru Araya, the former Spunk Pro Jr champ put up a more than valiant effort next against Bobo Gomez. He had Gomez in trouble a few times, only for Bobo to get cocky and toss him around a bit, letting him come back now and then. It was finally the MUSO that puts him to sleep for good, netting another notch in Bobo's belt. Big T came out next, and proclaimed nobody could stop him, and that Johnny Jett refuses to show his face, so he'll have to take it out on anybody he wants to. He walks around ringside, looking at the jeering fans before he stops in front of a blonde girl, in her mid-20s I'd say, flipping him off. Big T threatens her with his fist, only for her to get into his face. T spits at her, only for her to start clawing at him! T grabs her by the hair and drags her over the guard rail! Oh dear lord! It looks like her boyfriend is trying to help her out, and he tries to jump the barrier only for T to punch him in the face, sending a few teeth flying into the audience and him in a heap. T is dragging this poor girl by her hair, and is setting her up for a brainbuster! Dear lord, don't do it, T.. don't do this! OH MY GOD ITS D! D WITH THE SAVE! We have ourselves an impromptu match here, with D defending this poor young girl! D has the upperhand for a good portion of the match, putting all of his energy into disassembling T. But it only takes a chokeslam, a powerbomb and then the B.A.D. to turn this from D's match into D's shoulders being down for the 3-count. Folks, they've awoken something horrible in T, and nobody knows what he'll do next.
What we were treated to next was a bout for the tag team championship. This was due a few months ago, but due to the whole falling out/financial crisis it never saw the light of day. Well folks, here we are for the Spunk Pro Tag Championship; Sean Gabriel and Paddy Baker, the Celtic Bruisers, the Champions, two of the toughest men to ever compete in the ring, ever.. Against Alabama Dan and Hobo Joe, inarguably one of the defining tag teams of our era, multi-time Spunk Pro tag champions, and the premier names in tag team wrestling. It was a wild brawl like you'd expect, with a fire lit under Alabama Dan's ass, and him absolutely decimating anybody in his path. A few times shoving the ref out of his way so he can lay in a few more blows. But for all of his hard work, an Emerald Buster from Gabriel on Joe was good enough for the 3-count. The look on Dan's face is one of shock and anger, as he had put his all into this. Joe regains his composure and Dan argues with him in the ring after the match. Dan shoves Joe, only for Joe to try to calm him down and offer him his hand. Dan takes it, and the fans cheer, only for Dan to drive his knee into the stomach of his partner! Dan launches himself off of the ropes and nearly tears Joe's head off with a sick lariat! The fans are booing loudly now, some just staring in disbelief at what is unfolding before us. Dan props Joe up on his shoulders, holding him up high, and DRIVES him down face first into his knee! That was just sick! Joe is busted wide open and he looks to be out! Dan hops down from the ring and is walking to the back, glaring back at his partner laying in a pool of his own blood. Joe is starting to pull himself up now, as Dan looks back to see Joe trying to get up, and oh dear lord he is running back into the ring. He slaps Joe in the face and grabs him by the hair, yelling right into his ear "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! YOU'VE ALWAYS HELD ME BACK!" He has him up on his shoulders again, dear lord no, no no no.. THERE IT IS AGAIN! AND THIS TIME HE ISN'T MOVING! Dan slicks his hair back and stares down at his lifeless partner, and god he is going for it again!?!? Officials making their way to ringside now, and here comes Bobo Gomez! Finally somebody coming out here to make the save! Dan and Gomez are exchanging blows, and D is hobbling his way out here now, and Big T from behind! T levels him with a lariat, distracting Gomez long enough for Dan to just drive him down with a backdrop! Dan picks him up -- AND THAT IS A NIGHTMARE OF A KNEE TO THE FACE!! T and Dan lock eyes and nod to each other, and there is nothing but CARNAGE in the ring here tonight.
The fans have been on an emotional rollercoaster so far tonight, and we are far from done! Our main event is the newly re-structured OdZ against Vio-Gun in an elimination tag match. It was an intense back and forth bout, with Shogo looking to re-injure RUINER's arm, and RUINER just looking to destroy. In the same vein Spunk and YUSUKE have scores to settle with DEMOS and ZODIAK, ZODIAK holding the Spunk Pro International Championship now after the last show where he narrowly stole it from YUSUKE. The fans were in shock when a low blow, followed by the R-75 put Spunk down for a 3-count in the OdZ corner! The dynamics of this match have changed completely! Shogo comes in with a vengeance, looking to just destroy RUINER! He pulls out his standby of the Uraken/SMI on him and torques his arm to the point of no return, with RUINER being forced to tap out to prevent another 5 month absence from the ring. Shogo, not looking to stop here quickly blocks a SIDS Clutch from DEMOS and turns it into a jujigatame for the tap out! This leaves ZODIAK at a clear disadvantage now, as its 2-on-1! Shogo looks confident that he can take the demon down, but ZODIAK is crafty and uses some chairs to his advantage! In a stunning display, ZODIAK sandwiches Shogo's head inbetween two chais and drops a huge top rope diving leg drop onto him! YUSUKE able to make the save at 2.999999999! Zodiak ducks a YUSUKE high kick, and hits an enzuiguri on him, then sets it up and FIREBALL! FIREBALL ON SHOGO! He looks out, and 1..2..3.. He is! ZODIAK to his feet, looking exhausted -- YUSUKE FROM BEHIND! DRAGON SUPLEX HOLD!! 1!! 2!! 3!!! YUSUKE DOES IT! YUSUKE PINS ZODIAK! Dear lord, what a main event!
YUSUKE, the young leader of Spunk Pro stands in the ring, victorious, a beaten warrior and wait-a-minute! Somebody just springboard dropkicked him down! YUSUKE trying to muster his strength up and is on one knee, wait, he looks familiar -- SHINING WIZARD ON YUSUKE! Is that.. Its.. Tomohiro Ito! He left with Jesus X to form RevX almost a year ago now! What is he doing back here?! He grabs a mic, and the crowd goes quiet; "Forget about me? The true leader of the future just knocked your ass out!" He tosses the mic onto YUSUKE's chest and walks to the back, as this show has just been off the charts insane tonight!
1. RUINER (6:35 - R-75) Hector Casas
2. Bobo Gomez (19:19 - MUSO) Wataru Araya
3. Big T (20:43 - B.A.D.) D
4. Spunk Pro Tag Team Championship: Celtic Bruisers (Sean Gabriel(O)/Paddy Baker)(C) (24:45 - Emerald Buster) WTST (Alabama Dan/Hobo Joe(X))
5. Elimination Rules: VIO-Gun (Spunk/YUSUKE/Shogo Otsuka) vs OdZ (ZODIAK/DEMOS/RUINER)
- RUINER (33:34 - R-75) Spunk
- Shogo Otsuka (37:22 - Shogo MAX I) RUINER
- Shogo Otsuka (39:30 - Jujigatame) DEMOS
- ZODIAK (42:14 - Fireball) Shogo Otsuka
- YUSUKE (42:21 - Dragon Suplex) ZODIAK
After Spunk Pro being sidelined due to financial woes after Thomas Fiero and Jesus X were able to bankrupt Spunk Pro, another of Spunk Pro's sporadic shows went down tonight! The return of RUINER from his arm injury showed him taking out the young Hector Casas in short order, using the R-75 to do the job. After the match he grabs the mic and calls out the man who injured him; Shogo Otsuka. Shogo, being a man of honor and whatnot makes his way down to ringside, only to be jumped from behind by DEMOS! Its a 2-on-1 situation here, and here comes YUSUKE to help his partner! The lights go out! A burst of fire goes off in the ring, as the lights come back up to see ZODIAK in there, with all 3 men with the upperhand, only to bring Spunk out and for things to disperse. Shogo grabs the mic and calls for a 6-man tag tonight, only for ZODIAK to tell him to go fuck himself, he wants it elimination rules. They oblige and we have a HUGE main event for tonight!
Wataru Araya, the former Spunk Pro Jr champ put up a more than valiant effort next against Bobo Gomez. He had Gomez in trouble a few times, only for Bobo to get cocky and toss him around a bit, letting him come back now and then. It was finally the MUSO that puts him to sleep for good, netting another notch in Bobo's belt. Big T came out next, and proclaimed nobody could stop him, and that Johnny Jett refuses to show his face, so he'll have to take it out on anybody he wants to. He walks around ringside, looking at the jeering fans before he stops in front of a blonde girl, in her mid-20s I'd say, flipping him off. Big T threatens her with his fist, only for her to get into his face. T spits at her, only for her to start clawing at him! T grabs her by the hair and drags her over the guard rail! Oh dear lord! It looks like her boyfriend is trying to help her out, and he tries to jump the barrier only for T to punch him in the face, sending a few teeth flying into the audience and him in a heap. T is dragging this poor girl by her hair, and is setting her up for a brainbuster! Dear lord, don't do it, T.. don't do this! OH MY GOD ITS D! D WITH THE SAVE! We have ourselves an impromptu match here, with D defending this poor young girl! D has the upperhand for a good portion of the match, putting all of his energy into disassembling T. But it only takes a chokeslam, a powerbomb and then the B.A.D. to turn this from D's match into D's shoulders being down for the 3-count. Folks, they've awoken something horrible in T, and nobody knows what he'll do next.
What we were treated to next was a bout for the tag team championship. This was due a few months ago, but due to the whole falling out/financial crisis it never saw the light of day. Well folks, here we are for the Spunk Pro Tag Championship; Sean Gabriel and Paddy Baker, the Celtic Bruisers, the Champions, two of the toughest men to ever compete in the ring, ever.. Against Alabama Dan and Hobo Joe, inarguably one of the defining tag teams of our era, multi-time Spunk Pro tag champions, and the premier names in tag team wrestling. It was a wild brawl like you'd expect, with a fire lit under Alabama Dan's ass, and him absolutely decimating anybody in his path. A few times shoving the ref out of his way so he can lay in a few more blows. But for all of his hard work, an Emerald Buster from Gabriel on Joe was good enough for the 3-count. The look on Dan's face is one of shock and anger, as he had put his all into this. Joe regains his composure and Dan argues with him in the ring after the match. Dan shoves Joe, only for Joe to try to calm him down and offer him his hand. Dan takes it, and the fans cheer, only for Dan to drive his knee into the stomach of his partner! Dan launches himself off of the ropes and nearly tears Joe's head off with a sick lariat! The fans are booing loudly now, some just staring in disbelief at what is unfolding before us. Dan props Joe up on his shoulders, holding him up high, and DRIVES him down face first into his knee! That was just sick! Joe is busted wide open and he looks to be out! Dan hops down from the ring and is walking to the back, glaring back at his partner laying in a pool of his own blood. Joe is starting to pull himself up now, as Dan looks back to see Joe trying to get up, and oh dear lord he is running back into the ring. He slaps Joe in the face and grabs him by the hair, yelling right into his ear "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! YOU'VE ALWAYS HELD ME BACK!" He has him up on his shoulders again, dear lord no, no no no.. THERE IT IS AGAIN! AND THIS TIME HE ISN'T MOVING! Dan slicks his hair back and stares down at his lifeless partner, and god he is going for it again!?!? Officials making their way to ringside now, and here comes Bobo Gomez! Finally somebody coming out here to make the save! Dan and Gomez are exchanging blows, and D is hobbling his way out here now, and Big T from behind! T levels him with a lariat, distracting Gomez long enough for Dan to just drive him down with a backdrop! Dan picks him up -- AND THAT IS A NIGHTMARE OF A KNEE TO THE FACE!! T and Dan lock eyes and nod to each other, and there is nothing but CARNAGE in the ring here tonight.
The fans have been on an emotional rollercoaster so far tonight, and we are far from done! Our main event is the newly re-structured OdZ against Vio-Gun in an elimination tag match. It was an intense back and forth bout, with Shogo looking to re-injure RUINER's arm, and RUINER just looking to destroy. In the same vein Spunk and YUSUKE have scores to settle with DEMOS and ZODIAK, ZODIAK holding the Spunk Pro International Championship now after the last show where he narrowly stole it from YUSUKE. The fans were in shock when a low blow, followed by the R-75 put Spunk down for a 3-count in the OdZ corner! The dynamics of this match have changed completely! Shogo comes in with a vengeance, looking to just destroy RUINER! He pulls out his standby of the Uraken/SMI on him and torques his arm to the point of no return, with RUINER being forced to tap out to prevent another 5 month absence from the ring. Shogo, not looking to stop here quickly blocks a SIDS Clutch from DEMOS and turns it into a jujigatame for the tap out! This leaves ZODIAK at a clear disadvantage now, as its 2-on-1! Shogo looks confident that he can take the demon down, but ZODIAK is crafty and uses some chairs to his advantage! In a stunning display, ZODIAK sandwiches Shogo's head inbetween two chais and drops a huge top rope diving leg drop onto him! YUSUKE able to make the save at 2.999999999! Zodiak ducks a YUSUKE high kick, and hits an enzuiguri on him, then sets it up and FIREBALL! FIREBALL ON SHOGO! He looks out, and 1..2..3.. He is! ZODIAK to his feet, looking exhausted -- YUSUKE FROM BEHIND! DRAGON SUPLEX HOLD!! 1!! 2!! 3!!! YUSUKE DOES IT! YUSUKE PINS ZODIAK! Dear lord, what a main event!
YUSUKE, the young leader of Spunk Pro stands in the ring, victorious, a beaten warrior and wait-a-minute! Somebody just springboard dropkicked him down! YUSUKE trying to muster his strength up and is on one knee, wait, he looks familiar -- SHINING WIZARD ON YUSUKE! Is that.. Its.. Tomohiro Ito! He left with Jesus X to form RevX almost a year ago now! What is he doing back here?! He grabs a mic, and the crowd goes quiet; "Forget about me? The true leader of the future just knocked your ass out!" He tosses the mic onto YUSUKE's chest and walks to the back, as this show has just been off the charts insane tonight!
1. RUINER (6:35 - R-75) Hector Casas
2. Bobo Gomez (19:19 - MUSO) Wataru Araya
3. Big T (20:43 - B.A.D.) D
4. Spunk Pro Tag Team Championship: Celtic Bruisers (Sean Gabriel(O)/Paddy Baker)(C) (24:45 - Emerald Buster) WTST (Alabama Dan/Hobo Joe(X))
5. Elimination Rules: VIO-Gun (Spunk/YUSUKE/Shogo Otsuka) vs OdZ (ZODIAK/DEMOS/RUINER)
- RUINER (33:34 - R-75) Spunk
- Shogo Otsuka (37:22 - Shogo MAX I) RUINER
- Shogo Otsuka (39:30 - Jujigatame) DEMOS
- ZODIAK (42:14 - Fireball) Shogo Otsuka
- YUSUKE (42:21 - Dragon Suplex) ZODIAK
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