4.22.2007

4.22 - NOW

4.22 - NOW

Tonight we embark on what should be an insane night following an insane show last week, with not only the most hated man in Spunk Pro history, Tommy Fiero showing up, but with Jack Dod as his partner! We had the debut of a Spunk Pro trainee, Big T's rampage leading to his destruction in his debut match! On top of that, ZODIAK defended his Spunk Pro International Championhip, Strike Force pulled off what we would consider a MAJOR upset over the tag champions, stealing the gold out from under what we all thought was an unstoppable force in the Celtic Bruisers! On top of that, Alabama Dan -- now known as Dan Sommers explained his actions, what he wanted, and showed us the raw power of the Alabama Nightmare again, unleashing his fury against Spunk Pro stalwart Bobo Gomez. Then of course we had Tommy Fiero's impact last week, pinning the Champion, Spunk, in a clean 1-2-3 with the help of Jack Dod, in a move that both upset and confused Spunk Pro fans worldwide!

Tonight we face what we could call the fall out, but what we face we are unaware of yet. Things begin as Spunk makes his way to the ring, the Spunk Pro Championship dangling from his hand, as he lays it out in the middle of the ring and yells for Fiero to get his ass out there. Our cameras catch up backstage with Fiero and Dod as they are making their way out to ringside, ZODIAK catching Dod's eye as he stops, sending Fiero out to the ring as he reaches into his bag, pulls out his wallet and slips ZODIAK a fold of cash. "You've gotten him shaken, thats all I wanted. Move along now, he is mine." ZODIAK just laughs as Fiero turns back around and tells Dod to hurry up, asking what he had to do with that maniac, only for Dod to usher them out, saying he has his own plans to get to the title. He thinks the direct route is, "fucking retarded."

Spunk tells Fiero he wants to end this here tonight. No more tags, no more hiding, just mono 'e mono, in the ring. Fiero laughs and explains that he'd love it, as long as the title is on the line. Spunk laughs and says he'd love to, all the while Jack Dod is on the sidelines flirting with a girl in the crowd, and grabs the mic from Fiero and tells Spunk to shut up and bring his monkey-boy out, as he wants to ask him how it feels to have lost the title to the man he paid to take it from him. This brings out a rabid YUSUKE from behind, attacking Dod, both of them brawling around while Spunk's eyes are locked on Fiero's, Fiero wearing a smug smile. Officials break up Dod and YUSUKE, helping them to the back, while Fiero slowly walks towards the ring, stopping just at the apron, while Spunk motions for him to step into the ring. DAN SOMMERS OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A LARIAT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF FIERO! Fiero's head smacks the apron, and Spunk looks on in shock, as Dan slides into the ring, and starts throwing fists at Spunk, who slips out of the ring, leaving Dan in the ring with the title as he picks it up and slings it over his shoulder, as well as the mic. He points over at Spunk, and points at the title. "This, this is why I am here. We all knew that sooner or later I would come back for you."

Spunk looks on, confused, as his last defense was soundly defeating Dan (who did put up a good fight). "I'm sick of being overlooked," Dan continues. "If my path of destruction isn't impressive enough, I could go on... I want a shot, and I want it tonight. Fuck Fiero." The fans don't know what to think of this, as everybody wants to see Fiero destroyed, but Dan will not budge.. Spunk points at Dan, and then at Fiero and calls for a mic, as Dan stares at the title. "I don't care what you have to say, stuff it. I don't care if Fiero wants his shot, or if the fans want to see him get his ass-beaten. They can still get that, you can still get your mits on him -- but tonight, you both have to deal with a real sonnuva' bitch. You gotta deal with Dan fuckin' Sommers." He tosses the title down at Spunk and jumps down, heading to the back as Fiero gathers himself and Spunk picks up the title, a look on his face like things just went from bad to worse.

Our show kicks off with Shogo Otsuka showing AKAHIRA the ropes, so to speak, and putting forth a nice little back and forth bout with him, using the hanging Juji for the immediate tap out by the rook in 12 minutes time. The newly uncrowned Celtic Bruisers took on the VERY tough team of Bobo Gomez and D, both coming off of big losses the last week to Big T and Dan Sommers, respectively. D and Gomez were hungry, but still both a bit beaten up from last week. Gabriel and Baker looked vicious, and wanting to get another shot at those tag titles to take them home. There is no way anybody saw that coming last week, especially the champs, and they want to prove that it was a fluke. Gomez and D put up a valiant fight, but in the end Gomez was pinned by a Ground Cobra Twist by Baker, the surly celt after Gabriel nailed him with a straight punch to the face. After the match, Gabriel grabbed a mic and said that this should be proof enough that they get a shot at the champs next week, rain or shine, bumped, bruised or concussed.

The champs came out and accepted the challenge, saying they were up for any challenge, any day, any place. Well, that came back to bite them in the ass, I think, as ZODIAK and DEMOS come from out of nowhere and smash them both with chairs, laying them out before heading to the back. Stone and Wolf are helped up as they swear vengeance on OdZ and tell them tonight they will show them what kind of champions they are. Big T's path of destruction continued this week, him laying waste to the very formidable Tomohiro Ito in just shy of 8 minutes with the B.A.D. It seems like nobody can stop him, no matter how hard they try. OdZ are now in the ring, awaiting the tag champs. Who says that random attacks won't get you far? OdZ just clocked the tag champs and have themselves a tag title match out of nowhere. It was a violent, brutal match with ZODIAK and DEMOS showing strong teamwork, with RUINER on the outside helping to direct traffic and distract the ref. In just over 30 minutes things went bad for the champs, as both were bloody, beaten to a pulp and Wolf walks right into a face full of fire! ZODIAK wastes no time and spikes him with the ZODIAK SPIKE while DEMOS holds back the big bruiser and 1...2....3..NEW CHAMPIONS, AGAIN! OdZ are now the most decorated duo in Spunk Pro; ZODIAK both the tag and International Champion, and DEMOS holding the tag, Junior and WWA Lightheavyweight Championships!

Next up we have a match that is a result of apparent douchery on Jack Dod's part. Apparently Jack Dod's approach on Spunk Pro last week wasn't as random as we expected. It was a part of a formulated assault to get him to the title. How did he do it? Apparently he paid off ZODIAK and OdZ to ensure that Spunk's closest friend in Spunk Pro, YUSUKE, was left in shambles. ZODIAK and DEMOS have assaulted Spunk and YUSUKE in the following weeks, leading up to ZODIAK stealing the title from YUSUKE, which broke YUSUKE's spirits. Where this plan leads, we'll have to see, but what we saw was YUSUKE vs Jack Dod, and Jack Dod dissecting the kind-of-still-a-rookie mentally and physically. Lets not forget that last week the Dodsmack held YUSUKE back, left him laid out in the ring, and tonight it was no different. Only afterwards, after the pinfall, Dod did it again. That wasn't it, as he picked him up and delivered a third on the young YUSUKE, who is now being attended to by our emergency medical staff, as Jack Dod moves to the back looking greatly pleased with his work. How this plan unfolds, we'll have to see, but as of right now young YUSUKE looks out of it.

Now comes our moment of truth, and the biggest match Spunk Pro has seen in a very long time. The Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship is on the line in a triple threat match. Dan Sommers has in the past few weeks had a complete overhaul of his personality, and is more vicious than anyone could ever imagine. Tommy Fiero and Spunk's rivalry, well, we shouldn't have to get into this. When Tommy Fiero's VWA originally turned out to be a giant movie entitled 'Wrestle Wars' and Fiero wanted to promoted it, he and his thugs invaded Spunk Pro, trying to pass out movie passes and the like to fans. This turned south in a hurry, and led to the Wrestle Wars crew to get violent towards Spunk Pro, and led for Fiero running his mouth and attempting to use Spunk Pro as a promotional tool, including his quest to capture all of the titles to be auctioned off as movie memorabilia. WW was a dud, but that didn't stop Fiero from conspiring with Jesus X, as they from behind the scenes bankrupt Spunk Pro, putting the company on hiatus for months, only for Spunk Pro to come back, leaner and tougher than ever. But after a few shows, Fiero shows his face again, and here we are tonight, the culmination of months of violence, insults and treachery. Here we have the showdown between Spunk and Tommy Fiero -- with Dan Sommers the complete x-factor, forcing himself into this match from out of nowhere, and taking this from an elementary story about two men and their hatred for each other, to two men, their hatred for each other inside of a shark tank with a great white shark that hasn't been fed in weeks.

This was a recipe for disaster. To say that Sommers made an impact on this match is speaking lightly, as anytime Spunk and Fiero faced off, Sommers was there to deliver some crushing offense and offset things greatly. Fiero tucked tail and ran throughout most of the match, leaving Dan and Spunk to pound it out. Spunk's kicks vs Dan's fists, lariats and knees. Both men fought hard, with Fiero getting in a few big spots here and there, including a diving cross body from the top onto both men for a nearfall on the champ. While Spunk was distracted chasing Tommy Dan nails him with a big lariat, and sets him up for the Alabama Nightmare! Oh lord, he nails it! It looks like the champ is out of it here! Dan turns around -- WHAMMY BAR! Fiero out of nowhere with the Whammy Bar, he can feel it, the fans are looking on in disbelief, he locks on the Lock of Rock on Spunk! He has it locked in tightly, and I don't even think Spunk is awake anymore, Spunk is out of it, and the ref sees it -- he calls for the bell, and things seem to be moving in slow motion now! Ref Nick Fatts is raising Fiero's hand, and hands him the title. This is unreal.

Completely unreal.

Tommy Fiero is the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Champion. The weasel just weaseled his way into the record books. FIERO HAS STOLEN THE DAMNED TITLE!

I repeat, this is unreal. Tommy Fiero is the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Champion.

Fiero holds the title high and gives off a signature "Yeah! Whoo!" as Jack Dod comes out, smiles as he surveys the damage and shakes his head before heading into the back. Fiero now on his knees dramatically posing with the title.

This is unreal.

Fade.

1. Shogo Otsuka (12:12 - Shogo Max Cross) AKAHIRA
2. Celtic Bruisers (33:36 - Ground Cobra Twist) Bobo Gomez(X)/D
3. Big T (7:36 - B.A.D.) Tomohiro Ito
4. Spunk Pro Tag Championship: OdZ (ZODIAK(O)/DEMOS) (32:45 - ZODIAK SPIKE) Strike Force (Brad Wolf(X)/Lee Stone)(C)
5. Jack Dod (14:28 - Dodsmack) YUSUKE
6. Spunk Pro Championship: Tommy Fiero (19:51 - Lock of Rock) Spunk(X)/Dan Sommers

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