8.4.07 - Starting.Over.Vol.2
Spunk Pro returns! The last time you saw us we ended with Spunk putting an end to the Spunk Pro and possibly wrestling career entirely of Tommy Fiero. It was an emotional night to say the least where Spunk went to the limit to finally be rid of Fiero once and for all. Our show starts off with Big T backstage walking to the ring as Seamus McFadden steps out of the shadows and smirks, standing in front of him. T looks like he wants nothing to do with this, but McFadden pulls out a roll of bills and holds it under T's nose.
"Whut you want, foo?"
"There is a bit of a thorn in my side of late," McFadden smirks, rapping his cane against the ground. "Danny boy would take care of this himself, but tonight he is graciously going to defend his title against any comers, so... Paddy Baker, he won't be an issue from now on, will he?"
"I wuz gonna whup 'em anyway," T snorts as he snatches the money and stuffs it down his tights. "Bu' I'll take yo' money an' make sure that sucka' ain't walkin' outta here."
"That is what I like to hear," he sneers as T's music hits and he walks to the ring.
Our first match is, as one would guess, Paddy Baker vs Big T. T was his brutal self, and Baker was his typical crafty and stiff self. It was a brutal 11 minutes of action before Big T hit the devastating B.A.D. and that is it. Baker looks out of it, and T is calling for ANOTHER B.A.D. on Baker. Baker is out of it, as anybody would be after that move. Sommers out to the ring now with McFadden, that rat as they are urging T to do it again. T setting up for the brainbuster, which we all know will end in a chokeslam. Gabriel is dashing out to the ring, but it looks like he might be too late. T is holding him up, and holding him up, the blood rushing to his head... Sommers is calling for something, and it looks like he is prepping his knee for the come down.. Christ, no way he is going to knee him on the way down?? IT IS TOO LATE! That can only be called a B.A.D. NIGHTMARE! Baker isn't moving, and Sean has dropped to his knees and pounds on the hard concrete floor, then hops it and boots the railing before charging the ring. Sommers and T have slid out of the ring, leaving McFadden in there alone. McFadden is backing up, he is backed into the corner now, as Sean has his fist poised and ready! He motions to the crowd as McFadden cowers, reaching for some money in his pocket, tossing it at him, only for Sean not to back down -- AND SOMMERS FROM BEHIND WITH A LARIAT! Both men are beating down on Gabriel now, and finally some officials are out here to peel them off. But it looks like the damage is done, as they are taking Baker out on a stretcher here, and he doesn't look to be moving. Gabriel is coughing up blood and the look in his eyes is that of a man who wants to kill, and tonight who knows what he will do.
Next, backstage again we see Brad Wolf walking around backstage, and he bumps into a man in a black suit, wearing black sunglasses. The man stares him down as a little weasely man walks up behind him and starts sassing him in a strong Italian accent. It looks like this newcomer doesn't like getting bumped into. He doesn't like people scuffing up his good shoes. The little man tells Wolf he'll rue the day he ever messed with 'La Cosa Nostra.' Wolf has had enough and nails the big, bearded man in the suit in the face. A brawl erupts, and it spills to the ring, this somehow being an official match. We find out this man's name is 'Ted Zannino' and his manager is Raymond Bianco Jr. Zannino tearing his suit jacket off and tossing it outside, now taking off his shirt and wrapping it around Wolf's neck, choking him as the ref tries to stop him. He pulls away and threatens to backfist him, yelling 'faggetabawdit' at him, then attacking Wolf again. They go back and forth until Wolf gets the better of him with the Wolf's Bite and picks up the pin. Bianco helping Zannino to the back as he shouts out various threats at Wolf.
Next up VIOLENCE is out in the ring, and they are calling out OdZ, who both men have a rich, rich history with. OdZ come out and VIOLENCE challenge them for the titles, OdZ laugh and tell them they duck nobody, and will wrestle them tonight -- if VIOLENCE can beat them within 30 minutes, they'll get a shot at the titles next week, if not, well, tough. Both men erupt, and we are going here as it looks like OdZ has the firm upperhand throughout, but it was YUSUKE with a Shining Triangle out of nowhere and ZODIAK taps out!
We cut to backstage where we see Jesus X warming up, as tonight he has a match with an opponent of Jack Dod's choosing, and Jack Dod also says he has special plans for Spunk as well! Out of nowhere the locker room door bursts off the hinges as a beast of a man (with orange-ish skin) runs in, tossing the big, metal door as Jesus X as it bounces off his head, leaving him gashed wide open! Big leg drop on Jesus X, and christ he is picking him up and looks like he is going to drill him -- Spunk to the save! Spunk tending to Jesus X as officials pull the big man back, and we get a glimpse as his face, obstructed by dreds and a huge, thick beard... Is that.. Lester? What?!
Dan Sommers made an open challenge next, I think full-well knowing that Baker and Gabriel would be non-factors here, as Baker is hurt and Gabriel is sticking by his partner. Well, the arena sure erupted when Bobo Gomez made his way down to the ring! Sommers, with McFadden in his corner whispering in his ear looks confident about this, but Bobo Gomez is no slouch, and I'm sure he wants revenge from when Sommers put him out of action a few months ago! What we got was a knock-down, drag-out brawl, with Gomez looking on-point throughout the match! Gomez has Sommers in trouble, and McFadden is flipping out, trying to distract the ref. Sommers with a chair, and this looks bad -- here comes Gabriel! Sommers doesn't see him, as he pulls the chair from his hands, Sommers turns around to WHACK!@ The ref sees this and calls for the bell! Sommers has won by DQ, and will hold onto his title, in a match that Gomez looked like he had won against the dangerous Sommers! All hell has broken loose now as Sommers and Gabriel are duking it out at ringside! Gomez is looking around, and I think he realized what happened and he dives out and joins in, and we have ourselves all 3 men going at it! Officials are filing out to break this up, as Gabriel is just going insane trying to murder Sommers, but Sommers and McFadden slip out and taunt both men who are being restrained right now.
Now we have Jack Dod in the ring, title slung over his shoulder and a typical smirk on his face. He calls out his monster, and the man he has hired to take care of things for him -- LESTER BOURBON! It was him! Lester has bulked up and looks like he has been living in the wilderness for the past few months! Lester comes out as the crowd looks on in awe at the newfound girth of Bourbon. He isn't fat, exactly, it just looks like he has been catching, fighting, lifting and then promptly eating wild boar. Lester gets to the ring and proclaims that he is a the King of Nawleanz, which I doubt anybody will contest, and that he is going to squash Jesus X even more than he already has. Jesus X has heard enough as he makes his way to the ring, as Jack Dod laughs and asks where buddy Spunk is, saying that after that brutal cage match last month, there is no way he could be ready to compete, never mind show his face in a ring any time soon. Well, this brought out Spunk, and we have an impromptu tag match on our handS! Dod working much like a young Flair is targeting the leg of Spunk, as Bourbon is just brutalizing Jesus X. This is now pretty, but both men are fighting back with all that they've got! Jesus X and Dod the legal men, but Dod has the upperhand with Spunk on the outside as he nails the Dodsmack! Lester brutalizing Jesus X and BOURBON STREET SLAM! Dod in the ring now, as he locks in the figure 4! Jesus X, former champ will not tap, but he is writhing in pain! Spunk is trying to claw his way back into the ring, but Bourbon with a well-planted boot puts him down, Lester off the ropes and LEG DROP ON JESUS X! He is out of it, the ref has called for the bell, and Jesus X is out! Dod will not let go of the hold, and the ref just got flung over the top rope by Lester like it was nothing! Officials are at ringside, but look to be afraid of entering the ring. Spunk finally to his feet and has rolled back into the ring, and Dod lets go of Jesus X, who is grabbing at his legs in pain. Dod is taking some cheap stomps at Spunk now, Lester helping out as well! Jack grabs his title belt as Lester holds onto Spunk from behind, Jack spitting on the belt and shining it up with his glove, fixing his hair in the reflection and then SMACK across the face of Spunk! Lester picks him up, and BOOM -- BOURBON STREET SLAM! Dod hovering over Spunk, putting the title in his face and shouting at him before both men leave, the officials finally getting into the ring to help both men up.
1. Big T (11:03 - B.A.D.) Paddy Baker
2. Brad Wolf (21:30 - Wolf's Bite) Ted Zannino
3. VIOLENCE (YUSUKE(O)/Shogo Otsuka) (29:46 - Shining Triangle) OdZ (ZODIAK(X)/DEMOS)
4. WILD International Heavyweight Championship: Dan Sommers(C) (14:16 - DQ) Bobo Gomez(C)
5. Jack Dod(O)/Lester Bourbon (28:39 - Figure 4) Spunk/Jesus X(X)
8.04.2007
7.04.2007
Tommy Fiero Arrested!
We've received word that after the match with Spunk last week, Tommy Fiero was arrested, according to this report. This looks like it might be the official end for Tommy Fiero in pro-wrestling, at least in Spunk Pro.
6.29.2007
6.29.07 -- Cold Night in Hell
6.29.07 -- Cold Night in Hell
Tonight is the night, one of the biggest in Spunk Pro history -- Spunk vs Tommy Fiero, in a steel cage. The tension is thick on this hot, stinging summer evening as the fans file into the ringside area. Our first few matches of the night did a good job of warming things up, as Strike Force finally picked up the win over Romero and Guterez, Wolf using the Wolf's Bite on Guterez, nearly impaling him. DEMOS defended his SP Jr. Championship against Hector Casas, using the German Suplex for the win, and Bobo Gomez made his triumphant return to the ring after suffering an injury at the hands of Dan Sommers. Speaking of Sommers, backstage earlier, Paddy Baker was found laid out, Gabriel attending to him as Sommers and McFadden stroll by, McFadden commenting on 'poor Paddy, who couldn't keep his mouth shut' as Gabriel went to defend the honor of his partner. Sommers stepped in the way and incited Gabriel to defend his title against him, telling him he had nothing to lose -- except that purty gold belt.
It is on now, as Gabriel and Sommers are brawling throughout the ring, McFadden's prescence at ringside being felt, as Sommers at about the 10 minute mark nails the Alabama Nightmare -- but Gabriel rolls out of the ring, out on the floor as McFadden lays the boots into him. Gabriel back in, and doing his best to fend Sommers off, finally a comeback with a lariat, and it looks like Gabriel is in control here now! The fans are going wild, but all of this is out the window when Gabriel is setting up the Emerald Buster McFadden tugs on his boot, causing him to slip and drop Sommers, who quickly sets up the Alabama Nightmare and covers for the 3 count! We have a NEW WWA International Heavyweight Champion!
The next bout is for the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship! Jack Dod to take on the winner of the mini-tourney last time, D! D finally getting his shot at the title, and he believes this could be it. Emotions are high tonight as we've already had a title change, and later tonight Spunk takes on Tommy Fiero in a steel cage! D in the ring, as Jack heads to the ring. It was a tough, physical match, and it looked like D had the advantage leading into the finishing stretch, but the Lariat was quickly ducked and turned into the Dodsmack for the 3-count and dashed dreams of a championship run... Wait.. Dod going for another on D, we saw this with YUSUKE, he isn't going to stop until somebody is seriously hurt! Another one! Officials are trying to file in, but Dod is planting everybody who gets in his path with a stiff fist to the face! He is picking him up for another, and this is just not needed... Wait.. Wait.. What?! ITS YUSUKE! YUSUKE INTO THE RING! KNEEL KICK! KNEEL KICKS HAS BUSTED DOD WIDE OPEN AND HE IS BAILING FROM THE RING! YUSUKE helping D up, and the champion is backtracking here. Jack Dod is still the champion, but for how long?
The cage is being assembled, an awesome sight to behold as the fans stir in awe at the menacing structure. Fiero's music hits as he slowly emerges from the curtain, staring at the cage as he slowly marches to the ring, shaking the side of the cage with his hands before sliding in through the door and slinking back into the corner, trying to pump himself up. "Not Alone" comes over the arena as the fans erupt, the lights going dim as Fiero looks at the ground, determind. Spunk emerges from behind the curtain and quickly rips his shirt off, tossing it into the crowd while his eyes stay fixed on Fiero in the ring. He walks around the ring, slamming his fist up against each side before stopping at the door, moving to pull it open as Fiero runs at the door, sliding dropkick! The door slams into Spunks face! Spunk down and it looks like he is already busted wide open as Fiero out of the ring now, pulling over his robe and wrapping it around Spunk's throat, choking him on the floor as the ref is out there trying to stop him, but there are no DQs -- and hell, this match hasn't started yet. Fiero with a few closed fists to the open cut of Spunk, and finally lets go of the choke. Fiero taking this pre-emptive strike here and trying to end this early.
Fiero lining Spunk up now, who is staggering to his feet, trying to shake the cobwebs -- WHAMMY BAR! Sweet christ, this match hasn't even hit the ring yet and Spunk is in serious danger! Fiero picks Spunk up and tosses him into the ring, following himself, calling for the ref to ring the bell, and this match is finally underway. Fiero running for the door, but the door is bolted shut right now, he shouts for the ref outside to open it, but the ref informs him he has to pin, submit or escape to win this match, by climbing.. Fiero curses under his breath and spits on the ref as he dashes for the corner, ascending the ropes and trying to pull himself up and out of the cage. Spunk to his feet as he dashes at the ropes, pulling on Fiero's boot as Fiero tries to kick him off... Spunk climbing up now and Fiero slipping down a bit... Spunk steadying himself on the top rope, as Fiero is down onto the turnbuckle now. Spunk with a series of headbutts to Fiero's head! Fiero falls to the mat, as Spunk moves to the corner, and leaps at Fiero, knees first, Fiero rolls out of the way, Spunk landing on his knees! Fiero hops up and takes Spunk by the head and takes him over, headlock in now. Fiero for the next few minutes keeping Spunk grounded, working a headlock as well as taking every chance possible to grind his knuckle into his forehead, widening that gash. Every attempt to fight back being thwarted by another headlock, the fans starting to get hot, pounding for Spunk to fight out.
Spunk fighting to his feet, and tosses Fiero off the ropes, shoulderblock by both guys, Fiero off the ropes now and Spunk with a savate kick, and quickly transitions into a front choke sleeper! Fiero flipping out, trying to fight to the ropes, and Spunk lets go -- there are no DQs in this match, but he let go anyway. He gets up and starts kicking away at the downed Fiero, Fiero slipped between the ropes and the cage now, and Spunk is kicking away at the face of Fiero now, now grinding his boot against his face. Spunk dashes off the ropes -- AND THE BIG FUCKING BOOT TO THE FACE! Fiero sandwiched between the cage and Spunk's boot, and he is over in a heap now. Spunk pulls him out of the ropes and makes the cover... 1......2.... And Fiero Kicks out. Fiero on all fours now, trying to recompose himself -- AND A BIG KICK TO THE FACE BY SPUNK! Fiero is busted wide open now, as Spunk is just stomping away on him. Spunk picks Fiero up, off the ropes looking for a lariat -- DUCKED -- BACKSLIDE!! 1!!! 2!!! 2.99!! Spunk kicks out, Spunk tries to dash up, and Fiero plants him with the DDT! Spunk not wanting to stay down, he pulls himself up, and a Superkick by Fiero! Tommy with the cover... 1.....2.... Spunk kicks out! Spunk back up to his feet now, and Fiero with rights and lefts! Fiero off the ropes and Spunk with a big knee to the face! Fiero down, Fiero bloody, Spunk boody and both men look spent already.
Spunk pulling Fiero up by his trunks, looking for the ClimaXXX German Suplex it looks like -- FIERO WITH A WHAMMY BAR OUT OF NOWHERE! Fiero is pulling himself up, trying to escape this cage, bloody, battered, bruised and the look on his face is one of desperation. Spunk is barely stirring on the mat as Tommy pulls himself up, leaning against the ropes, climbing the turnbuckle slowly, standing on the top one as he holds himself up against the cage. Tommy tries to get a grip and pushes his boot into the cage, beginning the climb, about 6 feet up from the turnbuckle, but the look on his face tells a much different story -- it could be 20 feet away, or it could be infinite. Tommy finally gets his hand on the top of the cage, and is trying to pull himself up, the fans are going wild as Spunk pulls himself up, seeing Tommy nearly to the top of the cage.. Spunk staggers up and starts ramming his foot into the cage, trying to shake Fiero down, Fiero is wobbly, but has both hands up top and is trying to pull himself up.. Spunk tries to reach up, but Tommy's feet are out of reach, so Spunk begins climbing the turnbuckle, Fiero is pulling his knees up to his chest now, trying to get himself up and over as Spunk scrambles to get up there, steadying himself and planting his fist into Tommy's back as Tommy cringes, slipping a bit. Spunk moving himself into position -- no.. noo.. He looks like he is going to powerbomb Fiero from where he stands -- feet on the turnbuckle, Fiero trying to hold on for dear life to the top of the cage!
Spunk is pulling, pulling trying to powerbomb him to the mat in what would in the least seriously injure Fiero! Fiero holding on, but Spunk will not give up! Fiero pulls a hand free and begins punching Spunk on the top of the head, but it looks like nothing will stop him tonight! This gave Spunk enough leverage and he tosses all of his body weight forward, him and Fiero flying! Fiero leans back and frankensteiner! Spunk is down, Fiero is down, and the fans are breathless! Fiero slowly crawling to Spunk's motionless body, he makes the cover -- 1!!! 2!! ...... NO! HE KICKS OUT! The fans are on their feet here, as they cannot believe how much these men have put into this! The sheer hatred alone is fueling them both to give everything and more just to finish the other one off!
Tommy cannot believe this, as he pulls himself up and leans over in the corner, motioning for Spunk to pull himself up... It looks like he is lining him up for the Whammy Bar here, and Spunk staggers to his feet, using the ropes as a guide, and Tommy dashes at him -- WHAMMY BA--AHH! No, Spunk locks his arm around the ropes and Fiero is flat on his ass! Spunk with a few soccer kicks to the spine, then lets out a mighty roar as he dashes against the ropes, it looks like he is going for the Saikyo Face Kick! He goes for it -- FIERO DUCKS, SPUNK TRIPS -- FIERO WITH A SCHOOL BOY!! FIERO USING THE ROPES AS LEVERAGE! 1!!!!!! 2!!!! 2.9999999!!! HE BARELY GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Fiero just absolutely saved his life there, and he is coughing up blood now, the mat stained with both of their blood, it is hard to tell who exactly is in worse shape. Spunk rolls to the apron, in between the ropes and the cage as he is starting to pick himself up, Fiero dashes off the ropes and just flings his body at Spunk -- Spunk moves out of the way, and Fiero goes face first into the cage! Spunk grabs Tommy by the hair and is grinding his face against the cage! Fiero trying to break free as he screams out in pure agony, finally getting a thumb to the eye of Spunk, both men on their feet, dazed in between the ropes and the cage.
Fiero grabs Spunk by the hair and smashes his face against the cage. Spunk spits up blood, grabs Tommy by the hair and does the same! Back and forth now, each man seemingly letting the other smash his face into the chain link cage, both men just covered in blood! Spunk finally ducks under a punch and smashes Tommy's face into the cage again, but this time just collapsing back into the ring as Tommy slinks over, stuck between the ropes and the cage. Spunk pulls Fiero by the hair into the ring, and Tommy is just swinging wildly, now anywhere near Spunk, as Spunk slaps him across the face -- HARD, Fiero falling to his knees. Spunk tucks his head, and nails him with a snap powerbomb, Tommy writhing in pain on the mat! Spunk climbing to the top, and the fans are cheering for him to get out, get out! Spunk turns around to see Fiero still on the mat, and oh lord -- DOUBLE STOMP RIGHT ONTO FIERO'S CHEST!! Spunk falls back onto him for the cover!! 1.......................2................2.999999999!! That felt like the longest 2-count in Spunk Pro's history!
At this point it looks like neither man will go down for the count. Spunk climbing the ropes again, his tank clearly dangerously close to the empty point now, his movements sluggish as he tries to make his way up there... He has his hands on the top now, and pulls himself up to the top of the cage, sitting in the corner trying to catch his breath! He points down at Fiero, he isn't going to escape -- he wants to pin Fiero -- no, fuck that, he wants to KILL Fiero! He is going to go for the double stomp... from the top? It has to be 15 feet from the top of that cage to Fiero right now, Spunk has clearly lost his mind! Fiero starting to stir as Spunk is trying to pull himself up to his feet! Fiero quickly throws his body at the cage in a last ditch effort, sending Spunk back onto his ass, doing his best to keep his grip and not fall!
Fiero now with a burst of adrenaline as he is climbing the cage, Spunk trying to kick at him, but Fiero deflecting them with his free hand. Fiero is close now, and is close enough to... HIT HIM IN THE BALLS! Spunk in danger of falling backwards, out onto the floor and Fiero is holding onto him for dear life, not wanting him to fall out and get the win by default! Spunk reeling, but stable now as Fiero is straddling the top of the cage now, both men exchanging blows, but Fiero getting the better of him.
Not a single fan in this arena is in their chair, everybody is watching as both men duke it out 15 feet in the air, with a few inches of steel pipe keeping them both from falling! Fiero throws his leg over, and it looks like he isn't going to just try to escape, what is he doing? Fiero with a cravate on Spunk.. A cravate 15 feet in the air... Fiero is going for the Whammy Bar.. FROM THE TOP OF THE FUCKING CAGE!! Fiero shouts out as he tries to pull Spunk down, but Spunk's hands are firmly grasping the cage, his knuckles white and his palms sweaty as he tries to keep his grip. Fiero keeps trying to torque him free and send them both crashing to the canvas! Spunk takes his chance an pulls his hand free, nailing Fiero in the ribs with a hard shot, and Fiero reeling a bit, almost falling... Wait... Spunk puts his arm over Tommy's head and pulls him up close... What.. What.. Dear god no, Spunk has Fiero up now, and there is no way, there is no way...
There is now way... Not from here, not like this, it is too high... Spunk lets out a scream as he has Fiero in what looks like a set up for the Fucking Frosion.. BUT HE IS ON TOP OF THE CAGE!! Spunk digs his heels into the cage and tenses up one last time before pushing himself off.. Both men taking flight, blood, sweat... They are falling! Spunk has him in it... Dear fucking lord...
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FROSION!!!! FROM THE TOP OF THE FUCKING CAGE! TOMMY FIERO JUST GOT HIS HEAD SPIKED ONTO -- NO, INTO THAT CANVAS UNLIKE WE'VE EVER SEEN BEFORE. The ref looks like he just witnessed a car wreck, and both men are down, neither moving. The fans are going absolutely batshit insane right now, and Spunk is barely stirring, crawling on his elbows towards Fiero, finally draping an arm over him... The ref drops down..
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3!!!!!! There is no way he'd kick out of that one! Fiero is down! The bell rings, almost mutated and in slow motion as Spunk rolls over onto his back and mashes his hands against his face, covering his eyes as the ref comes over, raising up his limp arm! Medics are swarming the ring now as they secure Fiero to a stretcher and slide him out of the ring.. Spunk finally up to his knees now, tears in his eyes as he pounds a fist into the mat. The fans are jumping the barriers now as the medics rush Fiero out of the arena, his neck in a brace, his body strapped down and blood everywhere.. Fans are starting to try to climb up the cage, as others dash through the doors! Spunk slumps over on his knees as fans begin to fill up the ring, the arena is just exploding with excitement... The fans picking Spunk up, raising his arm as he looks like the walking dead right now. This is a moment that nobody, no fan, no wrestler, no office worker, nobody, will ever forget -- SPUNK HAS DEFEATED TOMMY FIERO, AND HE HAS DONE SO IN THE MOST DECISIVE MANNER POSSIBLE.
1. Strike Force (Brad Wolf(O)/Lee Stone) (22:44 - Wolf's Bite) Hector Romero/Pedro Guterez(X)
2. Spunk Pro Junior Heavyweight Championship: DEMOS (C) (11:09 -- German Suplex) Hector Casas
3. Bobo Gomez Return Match: Bobo Gomez (9:22 - MUSO) AKAHIRA
4. WWA International Heavyweight Championship: Dan Sommers (20:03 - Alabama Nightmare) Sean Gabriel(C)
5. Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship: Jack Dod(C) (13:21 - Dodsmack) D
6. Spunk (27:42 - FF) Tommy Fiero
Tonight is the night, one of the biggest in Spunk Pro history -- Spunk vs Tommy Fiero, in a steel cage. The tension is thick on this hot, stinging summer evening as the fans file into the ringside area. Our first few matches of the night did a good job of warming things up, as Strike Force finally picked up the win over Romero and Guterez, Wolf using the Wolf's Bite on Guterez, nearly impaling him. DEMOS defended his SP Jr. Championship against Hector Casas, using the German Suplex for the win, and Bobo Gomez made his triumphant return to the ring after suffering an injury at the hands of Dan Sommers. Speaking of Sommers, backstage earlier, Paddy Baker was found laid out, Gabriel attending to him as Sommers and McFadden stroll by, McFadden commenting on 'poor Paddy, who couldn't keep his mouth shut' as Gabriel went to defend the honor of his partner. Sommers stepped in the way and incited Gabriel to defend his title against him, telling him he had nothing to lose -- except that purty gold belt.
It is on now, as Gabriel and Sommers are brawling throughout the ring, McFadden's prescence at ringside being felt, as Sommers at about the 10 minute mark nails the Alabama Nightmare -- but Gabriel rolls out of the ring, out on the floor as McFadden lays the boots into him. Gabriel back in, and doing his best to fend Sommers off, finally a comeback with a lariat, and it looks like Gabriel is in control here now! The fans are going wild, but all of this is out the window when Gabriel is setting up the Emerald Buster McFadden tugs on his boot, causing him to slip and drop Sommers, who quickly sets up the Alabama Nightmare and covers for the 3 count! We have a NEW WWA International Heavyweight Champion!
The next bout is for the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship! Jack Dod to take on the winner of the mini-tourney last time, D! D finally getting his shot at the title, and he believes this could be it. Emotions are high tonight as we've already had a title change, and later tonight Spunk takes on Tommy Fiero in a steel cage! D in the ring, as Jack heads to the ring. It was a tough, physical match, and it looked like D had the advantage leading into the finishing stretch, but the Lariat was quickly ducked and turned into the Dodsmack for the 3-count and dashed dreams of a championship run... Wait.. Dod going for another on D, we saw this with YUSUKE, he isn't going to stop until somebody is seriously hurt! Another one! Officials are trying to file in, but Dod is planting everybody who gets in his path with a stiff fist to the face! He is picking him up for another, and this is just not needed... Wait.. Wait.. What?! ITS YUSUKE! YUSUKE INTO THE RING! KNEEL KICK! KNEEL KICKS HAS BUSTED DOD WIDE OPEN AND HE IS BAILING FROM THE RING! YUSUKE helping D up, and the champion is backtracking here. Jack Dod is still the champion, but for how long?
The cage is being assembled, an awesome sight to behold as the fans stir in awe at the menacing structure. Fiero's music hits as he slowly emerges from the curtain, staring at the cage as he slowly marches to the ring, shaking the side of the cage with his hands before sliding in through the door and slinking back into the corner, trying to pump himself up. "Not Alone" comes over the arena as the fans erupt, the lights going dim as Fiero looks at the ground, determind. Spunk emerges from behind the curtain and quickly rips his shirt off, tossing it into the crowd while his eyes stay fixed on Fiero in the ring. He walks around the ring, slamming his fist up against each side before stopping at the door, moving to pull it open as Fiero runs at the door, sliding dropkick! The door slams into Spunks face! Spunk down and it looks like he is already busted wide open as Fiero out of the ring now, pulling over his robe and wrapping it around Spunk's throat, choking him on the floor as the ref is out there trying to stop him, but there are no DQs -- and hell, this match hasn't started yet. Fiero with a few closed fists to the open cut of Spunk, and finally lets go of the choke. Fiero taking this pre-emptive strike here and trying to end this early.
Fiero lining Spunk up now, who is staggering to his feet, trying to shake the cobwebs -- WHAMMY BAR! Sweet christ, this match hasn't even hit the ring yet and Spunk is in serious danger! Fiero picks Spunk up and tosses him into the ring, following himself, calling for the ref to ring the bell, and this match is finally underway. Fiero running for the door, but the door is bolted shut right now, he shouts for the ref outside to open it, but the ref informs him he has to pin, submit or escape to win this match, by climbing.. Fiero curses under his breath and spits on the ref as he dashes for the corner, ascending the ropes and trying to pull himself up and out of the cage. Spunk to his feet as he dashes at the ropes, pulling on Fiero's boot as Fiero tries to kick him off... Spunk climbing up now and Fiero slipping down a bit... Spunk steadying himself on the top rope, as Fiero is down onto the turnbuckle now. Spunk with a series of headbutts to Fiero's head! Fiero falls to the mat, as Spunk moves to the corner, and leaps at Fiero, knees first, Fiero rolls out of the way, Spunk landing on his knees! Fiero hops up and takes Spunk by the head and takes him over, headlock in now. Fiero for the next few minutes keeping Spunk grounded, working a headlock as well as taking every chance possible to grind his knuckle into his forehead, widening that gash. Every attempt to fight back being thwarted by another headlock, the fans starting to get hot, pounding for Spunk to fight out.
Spunk fighting to his feet, and tosses Fiero off the ropes, shoulderblock by both guys, Fiero off the ropes now and Spunk with a savate kick, and quickly transitions into a front choke sleeper! Fiero flipping out, trying to fight to the ropes, and Spunk lets go -- there are no DQs in this match, but he let go anyway. He gets up and starts kicking away at the downed Fiero, Fiero slipped between the ropes and the cage now, and Spunk is kicking away at the face of Fiero now, now grinding his boot against his face. Spunk dashes off the ropes -- AND THE BIG FUCKING BOOT TO THE FACE! Fiero sandwiched between the cage and Spunk's boot, and he is over in a heap now. Spunk pulls him out of the ropes and makes the cover... 1......2.... And Fiero Kicks out. Fiero on all fours now, trying to recompose himself -- AND A BIG KICK TO THE FACE BY SPUNK! Fiero is busted wide open now, as Spunk is just stomping away on him. Spunk picks Fiero up, off the ropes looking for a lariat -- DUCKED -- BACKSLIDE!! 1!!! 2!!! 2.99!! Spunk kicks out, Spunk tries to dash up, and Fiero plants him with the DDT! Spunk not wanting to stay down, he pulls himself up, and a Superkick by Fiero! Tommy with the cover... 1.....2.... Spunk kicks out! Spunk back up to his feet now, and Fiero with rights and lefts! Fiero off the ropes and Spunk with a big knee to the face! Fiero down, Fiero bloody, Spunk boody and both men look spent already.
Spunk pulling Fiero up by his trunks, looking for the ClimaXXX German Suplex it looks like -- FIERO WITH A WHAMMY BAR OUT OF NOWHERE! Fiero is pulling himself up, trying to escape this cage, bloody, battered, bruised and the look on his face is one of desperation. Spunk is barely stirring on the mat as Tommy pulls himself up, leaning against the ropes, climbing the turnbuckle slowly, standing on the top one as he holds himself up against the cage. Tommy tries to get a grip and pushes his boot into the cage, beginning the climb, about 6 feet up from the turnbuckle, but the look on his face tells a much different story -- it could be 20 feet away, or it could be infinite. Tommy finally gets his hand on the top of the cage, and is trying to pull himself up, the fans are going wild as Spunk pulls himself up, seeing Tommy nearly to the top of the cage.. Spunk staggers up and starts ramming his foot into the cage, trying to shake Fiero down, Fiero is wobbly, but has both hands up top and is trying to pull himself up.. Spunk tries to reach up, but Tommy's feet are out of reach, so Spunk begins climbing the turnbuckle, Fiero is pulling his knees up to his chest now, trying to get himself up and over as Spunk scrambles to get up there, steadying himself and planting his fist into Tommy's back as Tommy cringes, slipping a bit. Spunk moving himself into position -- no.. noo.. He looks like he is going to powerbomb Fiero from where he stands -- feet on the turnbuckle, Fiero trying to hold on for dear life to the top of the cage!
Spunk is pulling, pulling trying to powerbomb him to the mat in what would in the least seriously injure Fiero! Fiero holding on, but Spunk will not give up! Fiero pulls a hand free and begins punching Spunk on the top of the head, but it looks like nothing will stop him tonight! This gave Spunk enough leverage and he tosses all of his body weight forward, him and Fiero flying! Fiero leans back and frankensteiner! Spunk is down, Fiero is down, and the fans are breathless! Fiero slowly crawling to Spunk's motionless body, he makes the cover -- 1!!! 2!! ...... NO! HE KICKS OUT! The fans are on their feet here, as they cannot believe how much these men have put into this! The sheer hatred alone is fueling them both to give everything and more just to finish the other one off!
Tommy cannot believe this, as he pulls himself up and leans over in the corner, motioning for Spunk to pull himself up... It looks like he is lining him up for the Whammy Bar here, and Spunk staggers to his feet, using the ropes as a guide, and Tommy dashes at him -- WHAMMY BA--AHH! No, Spunk locks his arm around the ropes and Fiero is flat on his ass! Spunk with a few soccer kicks to the spine, then lets out a mighty roar as he dashes against the ropes, it looks like he is going for the Saikyo Face Kick! He goes for it -- FIERO DUCKS, SPUNK TRIPS -- FIERO WITH A SCHOOL BOY!! FIERO USING THE ROPES AS LEVERAGE! 1!!!!!! 2!!!! 2.9999999!!! HE BARELY GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Fiero just absolutely saved his life there, and he is coughing up blood now, the mat stained with both of their blood, it is hard to tell who exactly is in worse shape. Spunk rolls to the apron, in between the ropes and the cage as he is starting to pick himself up, Fiero dashes off the ropes and just flings his body at Spunk -- Spunk moves out of the way, and Fiero goes face first into the cage! Spunk grabs Tommy by the hair and is grinding his face against the cage! Fiero trying to break free as he screams out in pure agony, finally getting a thumb to the eye of Spunk, both men on their feet, dazed in between the ropes and the cage.
Fiero grabs Spunk by the hair and smashes his face against the cage. Spunk spits up blood, grabs Tommy by the hair and does the same! Back and forth now, each man seemingly letting the other smash his face into the chain link cage, both men just covered in blood! Spunk finally ducks under a punch and smashes Tommy's face into the cage again, but this time just collapsing back into the ring as Tommy slinks over, stuck between the ropes and the cage. Spunk pulls Fiero by the hair into the ring, and Tommy is just swinging wildly, now anywhere near Spunk, as Spunk slaps him across the face -- HARD, Fiero falling to his knees. Spunk tucks his head, and nails him with a snap powerbomb, Tommy writhing in pain on the mat! Spunk climbing to the top, and the fans are cheering for him to get out, get out! Spunk turns around to see Fiero still on the mat, and oh lord -- DOUBLE STOMP RIGHT ONTO FIERO'S CHEST!! Spunk falls back onto him for the cover!! 1.......................2................2.999999999!! That felt like the longest 2-count in Spunk Pro's history!
At this point it looks like neither man will go down for the count. Spunk climbing the ropes again, his tank clearly dangerously close to the empty point now, his movements sluggish as he tries to make his way up there... He has his hands on the top now, and pulls himself up to the top of the cage, sitting in the corner trying to catch his breath! He points down at Fiero, he isn't going to escape -- he wants to pin Fiero -- no, fuck that, he wants to KILL Fiero! He is going to go for the double stomp... from the top? It has to be 15 feet from the top of that cage to Fiero right now, Spunk has clearly lost his mind! Fiero starting to stir as Spunk is trying to pull himself up to his feet! Fiero quickly throws his body at the cage in a last ditch effort, sending Spunk back onto his ass, doing his best to keep his grip and not fall!
Fiero now with a burst of adrenaline as he is climbing the cage, Spunk trying to kick at him, but Fiero deflecting them with his free hand. Fiero is close now, and is close enough to... HIT HIM IN THE BALLS! Spunk in danger of falling backwards, out onto the floor and Fiero is holding onto him for dear life, not wanting him to fall out and get the win by default! Spunk reeling, but stable now as Fiero is straddling the top of the cage now, both men exchanging blows, but Fiero getting the better of him.
Not a single fan in this arena is in their chair, everybody is watching as both men duke it out 15 feet in the air, with a few inches of steel pipe keeping them both from falling! Fiero throws his leg over, and it looks like he isn't going to just try to escape, what is he doing? Fiero with a cravate on Spunk.. A cravate 15 feet in the air... Fiero is going for the Whammy Bar.. FROM THE TOP OF THE FUCKING CAGE!! Fiero shouts out as he tries to pull Spunk down, but Spunk's hands are firmly grasping the cage, his knuckles white and his palms sweaty as he tries to keep his grip. Fiero keeps trying to torque him free and send them both crashing to the canvas! Spunk takes his chance an pulls his hand free, nailing Fiero in the ribs with a hard shot, and Fiero reeling a bit, almost falling... Wait... Spunk puts his arm over Tommy's head and pulls him up close... What.. What.. Dear god no, Spunk has Fiero up now, and there is no way, there is no way...
There is now way... Not from here, not like this, it is too high... Spunk lets out a scream as he has Fiero in what looks like a set up for the Fucking Frosion.. BUT HE IS ON TOP OF THE CAGE!! Spunk digs his heels into the cage and tenses up one last time before pushing himself off.. Both men taking flight, blood, sweat... They are falling! Spunk has him in it... Dear fucking lord...
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FROSION!!!! FROM THE TOP OF THE FUCKING CAGE! TOMMY FIERO JUST GOT HIS HEAD SPIKED ONTO -- NO, INTO THAT CANVAS UNLIKE WE'VE EVER SEEN BEFORE. The ref looks like he just witnessed a car wreck, and both men are down, neither moving. The fans are going absolutely batshit insane right now, and Spunk is barely stirring, crawling on his elbows towards Fiero, finally draping an arm over him... The ref drops down..
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3!!!!!! There is no way he'd kick out of that one! Fiero is down! The bell rings, almost mutated and in slow motion as Spunk rolls over onto his back and mashes his hands against his face, covering his eyes as the ref comes over, raising up his limp arm! Medics are swarming the ring now as they secure Fiero to a stretcher and slide him out of the ring.. Spunk finally up to his knees now, tears in his eyes as he pounds a fist into the mat. The fans are jumping the barriers now as the medics rush Fiero out of the arena, his neck in a brace, his body strapped down and blood everywhere.. Fans are starting to try to climb up the cage, as others dash through the doors! Spunk slumps over on his knees as fans begin to fill up the ring, the arena is just exploding with excitement... The fans picking Spunk up, raising his arm as he looks like the walking dead right now. This is a moment that nobody, no fan, no wrestler, no office worker, nobody, will ever forget -- SPUNK HAS DEFEATED TOMMY FIERO, AND HE HAS DONE SO IN THE MOST DECISIVE MANNER POSSIBLE.
1. Strike Force (Brad Wolf(O)/Lee Stone) (22:44 - Wolf's Bite) Hector Romero/Pedro Guterez(X)
2. Spunk Pro Junior Heavyweight Championship: DEMOS (C) (11:09 -- German Suplex) Hector Casas
3. Bobo Gomez Return Match: Bobo Gomez (9:22 - MUSO) AKAHIRA
4. WWA International Heavyweight Championship: Dan Sommers (20:03 - Alabama Nightmare) Sean Gabriel(C)
5. Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship: Jack Dod(C) (13:21 - Dodsmack) D
6. Spunk (27:42 - FF) Tommy Fiero
6.13.2007
Spunk Pro -- 6.9.07 Press Conference
We are days away from what should be one of the shining moments in Spunk Pro history; Tommy Fiero vs Spunk, with the rumblings being true and this indeed being a STEEL CAGE match. A lot more than this will be on the line at this show, as we've confirmed that D will indeed challenge Jack Dod for the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship, in a match that many feel D has been ready for and deserving of for about a year now; his shot to shine and become the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Champion of the World.
On top of that, we can confirm that a HUGE match has been added to the card; Sean Gabriel vs Dan Sommers, after the events of our last show, Spunk Pro officials felt that this was a match the fans are dying to see and should be absolutely brutal, stiff and one to not miss. Don't miss it -- This weekend! It is bound to change things forever.
On top of that, we can confirm that a HUGE match has been added to the card; Sean Gabriel vs Dan Sommers, after the events of our last show, Spunk Pro officials felt that this was a match the fans are dying to see and should be absolutely brutal, stiff and one to not miss. Don't miss it -- This weekend! It is bound to change things forever.
6.09.2007
6.3.07 - A Night Like This
6.3.07 - A Night Like This
The show starts off with Tommy Fiero in the ring, pacing back and forth looking like he is ready to explode. The fans are chanting 'you suck' at him as well as pelting him with garbage as the look on his face is one of pain, last time he was in this ring his shoulders were pinned to the mat by the man he trusted to make sure he didn't lose that belt, Jack Dod. Jack Dod, the new champion is the man he calls out, demanding a rematch here tonight. Instead of Jack Dod's music, it is Jesus X's music! Jesus X, and everybody in this arena feels as though he has been cheated last week, and deserves another shot before Tommy Fiero does. Fiero says he is the former champion, and deserves -- oh shit, here comes Spunk! Spunk never got a rematch when he lost the title, Fiero effectively ducked him. This is a mess, all three men are arguing they deserve shots, and oh lord, here comes Dan Sommers! All four men are arguing in the ring at who deserves Jack Dod first.
The familiar music plays over the loudspeakers, and Jack Dod storms through the curtain, title around his waist and huge smile. Dod laughs and soaks in the chaos in the arena for a while before he opens his mouth, telling them none of them deserve to shine his boots. He tells all 4 men that he is in the driver's seat now, and decides who he faces and who he doesn't. Apparently this doesn't sit well with him, as D runs up from behind and nails him with a lariat! Things completely break down now, as we have refs and officials everywhere breaking them up. When Dod is to his feet he says tonight Jesus X, Tommy Fiero, Dan Sommers and Spunk will square off in a one night tournament to see who faces him. This leaves D, who is being held back from him, as Dod looks at him and tells him "tough luck, kid. Maybe you can be an alternate if anybody gets hurt, but for now, you are nothing but a punk."
Things start to clear up as the card takes shape, we are given word from Marakuso that he is working on assembling this right now, and it looks like it will be Spunk vs Tommy Fiero and Dan Sommers vs Jesus X, winners square off, winner takes all and gets a shot at Jack Dod next week. We now cut backstage to the Celtic Bruisers talking about their tag team title match tonight against OdZ, a match that has been built to for quite a while now, only for a familiar voice to come in from off-camera.
"Well me'boys, I'm here, much like we agreed," the camera pans over to Seamus McFadden, as scummy as every, twirling his cane.
"Aye, Seamus," Sean pats him on the shoulder. "Tonight we face a buncha' liars an' cheaters! They have our number when its the three 'o them, we need to even the odds."
"An' even the odds we shall, my boy, we shall." Seamus raps the cane on the ground a few times. "You boys prepare, for tonight things go exactly as they should, an' you boys will get exactly what you deserve."
"Aye!" Sean yells out as Paddy clenches his fist and shouts as well, they both pat Seamus on the shoulder and walk off, looking more confident now, as Seamus huffs and fixes his suit.
Our first match of the evening is 2 teams from south of hte border facing off in what was a quick-paced bout that wowed the fans. The absolutely amazing Espirito picks up the win over the two rudos alongside Hector Casas using his speed to his favor and using a diving hurricanrana for the 3-count. The next bout is a change at revenge for Brad Wolf, after Guterez made his debut of sorts last time and low-blowed his way into the hearts of the fans, or their ire, either way. This match was back and forth, with Guterez the vet brawler and Wolf, not one to brawling either took it to the elder Mexican, but it was another low blow and an inside cradle that ended this match, giving Guterez the win!
Wait! We have word something is going on backstage! Our cameras catch up and its Fiero standing over Spunk, chain dangling from his hand, blood-dripping from him as Spunk lays out on the ground, covered in his own blood. Fiero motions for him to get up, as Spunk is slowly picking himself up -- WHAMMY BAR! Fiero is one sick bastard, and looks like he might have bought a bye into the finals here tonight! Fiero makes his way out for his match, as he looks quite smug when they announce Spunk, play his music and he is nowhere to be found. Marakuso comes out and says that Spunk is injured and being inspected by doctors right now, there is no way he can wrestle. Fiero nods in agreement and grabs the ref, telling him to raise his hand just as D's music hits and he sprints down to the ring. The look on Fiero's face is probably much like when he read the first string of reviews for his film. We'd like to see the look on his face as he went down for the 3-count after the huge, crushing lariat, but most of the fans were too busy celebrating, and Fiero was a bloody mess anyway, I doubt we'd have seen much. D wasn't even supposed to be in the tournament, and now he has a chance of fighting for the title next week!
Fiero up, and the fans are pelting him with garbage again, and he comes Spunk! Both men exchanging blows, and the fans are going nuts. Spunk levels Fiero with an elbow to the face and grabs the house mic, "I'm sick of you, Fiero. This is months and months in the making, but you've cost me too much; my pride, my championship, and almost my company. Next week, its you and me, one on one. Next week, we settle this for good."
The fans erupt at the thought of the very first STEEL CAGE match in Spunk Pro, between Tommy Fiero and Spunk, the singles match that everybody has been dying to see since what, like September? We take a quick look backstage as we see Seamus McFadden peeking through a door, nodding, "so tonight, your impact will be felt. Tonight you help me this one time, this one time, and I'll make you a star." He backs up as the door swings open, the hulking mass of Dan Sommers stepping out.
"Jus' this once, an' I got myself whatever I want?" Dan glares at Seamus, who laughs and pats him on the back.
"Dan my boy, you stick with me an' I'll get you anything you want," he points towards the curtain. "Now go out there and get your title shot."
Sommers vs Jesus X is up next, and the fans seem firmly behind Jesus X, something that a few months ago seemed nearly impossible. Jesus X the longest reigning champion in our history, the most dominant save for Big T in the early days, and easily the most devious, but the tables have turned and he returns as a hero. The task at hand tonight is not an enviable one, though, as he has to take out the monster in Dan Sommers. Sommers has been on a tear, destroying everything in his path with his patented Alabama Nightmare. Nobody has survived the Nightmare yet. Jesus X fought incredibly hard, but he couldn't survive the Nightmare. He reversed it quite a few times, but when it finally hit, the match was over. This makes our main event of the evening Dan Sommers vs D, winner next week fights Jack Dod in what is looking to be a huge card, with Spunk vs Tommy Fiero.
We move on now to a match for the tag team championship, between the champions, OdZ, who have been completely unstoppable, leaving blood, carnage and fire in their wake against the Celtic Bruisers, easily the toughest two men who have ever set foot into the Spunk Pro ring. From what we've seen they have brought in Seamus McFadden to even the odds tonight, as RUINER will most likely show up at some point, and by the looks of it, Seamus will be bringing back up in DAN SOMMERS, who just had a grueling match with Jesus X. Things start off slow, as Sean and Paddy try to feel out their opponents, but these guys are not for being felt out, as it already starts looking bleak for them with biting, clawing, thumbs to the eye and low blows. Sean and Paddy are never ones to get outclassed though, as their punches and headbutts are doing massive amounts of damage. It is back and forth between the four men until RUINER peeks out from UNDERNEATH THE RING and tosses salt in the eyes of Sean Gabriel! DEMOS is arguing with the ref now, who is keeping Baker at bay while ZODIAK and RUINER are putting the boots to Sean on the outside! This is brutality! R-75 by RUINER! ZODIAK gets Gabriel up, and he is looking for a tombstone on the floor.. RUINER tells him to hold on as he peels back the mats, he is going to do this on the concrete!
Here comes McFadden! McFadden run/waddling out from behind the curtain, waving his arms towards Sean from the back, and here comes Dan Sommers! Sommers dashes out and gets the greatest crowd reaction we've heard for him since he has teamed with Hobo Joe! Have things turned around here for him! ZODIAK drops Sean as he stands toe-to-toe with Sommers, McFadden standing behind him shouting, and the ref has taken notice, finally and is trying to break this up. Baker, loose now hops on DEMOS and begins pounding away on him and the ref sees this and tries to break it up. Gabriel trying to make his way back into the ring and Sommers lariats ZODIAK! McFadden with a cane to the eye of RUINER and Sommers is picking Gabriel up, who seems like dead weight at this point. He hoists him up on his shoulder with McFaddens help and looks like he is going to roll him back into the ring, he starts to, then looks over at McFadden, who smiles at him. Sommers steps back and... No.. No.. Dear lord no -- ALABAMA NIGHTMARE!! The arena has fallen silent, as Sommers and McFadden stand over the fallen Gabriel... RUINER getting up and looking over in disbelief, and the fans don't know what to do, what to say, shock. Sommers violently picks up the body of Gabriel and tosses him into the ring, Baker is looking over confused and is down off the apron, chasing after McFadden, only for Sommers to level him with a lariat! DEMOS regains himself and quickly locks in the SIDS Clutch! 1.............. 2........ not this way.. not THIS way.. 3! Its over! OdZ retains the titles, and McFadden is a giant little squirmy piece of shit! McFadden and Sommers head to the back, as McFadden is laughing maniacally, twirling his cane. He is heard shouting "You were weak, Gabriel! You were weak! You let these people get into your head! Sommers is strong! You both are weak"
If anything, this helped Sommers, as this gives him some time to rest up before his match against D. Officials are cleaning out the ring and helping both Celtic Bruisers to the back, Gabriel refusing a stretcher or assistance from officials and is being dragged out, Baker draping his arm over his shoulder. The fans applaud as the two make their way to the back, both beaten down and without the tag titles, a look of determination in Gabriel's eyes.
D making his way down to the ring now, looking as ready as ever to take the world on. Here comes Sommers now, to a loud, loud array of boos, and he is getting the "Tommy Fiero Garbage Treatment" now as well, Seamus McFadden in tow, yelling at the fans to shut up! This match was as hard-hitting as they come, D using the more traditional Japanese style with his striking and moves that look like they hurt, while Dan is just a fucking monster and likes to hurt people. McFadden getting in his trademarked 'cheap shots(TM)' on D whenever the ref isn't looking, and the crowd is molten for this match! D, who years in the making has been waiting for this chance to finally claim the throne of Spunk Pro, get out of the shadow of Spunk and his brother, Jesus X, and claim what he feels to be his destiny. Of course the only problem right now is a 280 pound monster with fists of granite and a knee of solid steel as well as the little carny bastard waving his cane around on the outside. Dan is in firm control now, as a series of backdrops and devastating lariats have really gotten to D's head. Dan has him up for the Nightmare, and the crowd is erupting, there is commotion, Paddy Baker running down the ramp, and the ref dashes out to stop him, as Dan drops D, shouting at the ref to get back in here and let him kill D. McFadden down! McFadden down! Gabriel just jumped out of the crowd and clocked him in the back of the head! Gabriel grabs the cane, and holds it up to the lights, the fans going nuts. Sommers still isn't paying attention, as Gabriel has slid into the ring. D is staggering to his feet as well. Gabriel is poised behind Sommers, whom he taps on the shoulder.. Sommers turns around and -- WHACK -- WHIFF! Sommers ducks, D off the ropes and Gabriel moves out of the way, Sommers didn't see that lariat coming! D just took his freaking head off with that lariat! The ref slides in just in time for the count... 1.....2.......3!!! D has done it! D, who wasn't even supposed to be involved in this will go on to face JACK DOD FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP!
Sommers is up, and he looks like he has no clue what has happened, he is looking around and look out, Gabriel in the ring, and he uses that cane and just cracks him right in the skull with it! Sommers is out! Gabriel stands over him, the cane held high as we cut away, and until next time, this is SPUNK PRO, and this is CHAOS.
1. Espirito(O)/Hector Casas (11:38 - Espiritorana) Infernales (Bromista(X)/Camillo del Noche)
2. Pedro Guterez (13:13 - Inside Cradle) Brad Wolf
3. Semi-Finals: D (16:32 - Lariat) Tommy Fiero
4. Semi-Finals: Dan Sommers (23:14 - Alabama Nightmare) Jesus X
5. Spunk Pro Tag Championship: OdZ (ZODIAK/DEMOS(O))(C) (24:14 - SIDS Clutch) Celtic Bruisers (Sean Gabriel(X)/Paddy Baker)
6. Finals: D (21:43 - Lariat) Dan Sommers
The show starts off with Tommy Fiero in the ring, pacing back and forth looking like he is ready to explode. The fans are chanting 'you suck' at him as well as pelting him with garbage as the look on his face is one of pain, last time he was in this ring his shoulders were pinned to the mat by the man he trusted to make sure he didn't lose that belt, Jack Dod. Jack Dod, the new champion is the man he calls out, demanding a rematch here tonight. Instead of Jack Dod's music, it is Jesus X's music! Jesus X, and everybody in this arena feels as though he has been cheated last week, and deserves another shot before Tommy Fiero does. Fiero says he is the former champion, and deserves -- oh shit, here comes Spunk! Spunk never got a rematch when he lost the title, Fiero effectively ducked him. This is a mess, all three men are arguing they deserve shots, and oh lord, here comes Dan Sommers! All four men are arguing in the ring at who deserves Jack Dod first.
The familiar music plays over the loudspeakers, and Jack Dod storms through the curtain, title around his waist and huge smile. Dod laughs and soaks in the chaos in the arena for a while before he opens his mouth, telling them none of them deserve to shine his boots. He tells all 4 men that he is in the driver's seat now, and decides who he faces and who he doesn't. Apparently this doesn't sit well with him, as D runs up from behind and nails him with a lariat! Things completely break down now, as we have refs and officials everywhere breaking them up. When Dod is to his feet he says tonight Jesus X, Tommy Fiero, Dan Sommers and Spunk will square off in a one night tournament to see who faces him. This leaves D, who is being held back from him, as Dod looks at him and tells him "tough luck, kid. Maybe you can be an alternate if anybody gets hurt, but for now, you are nothing but a punk."
Things start to clear up as the card takes shape, we are given word from Marakuso that he is working on assembling this right now, and it looks like it will be Spunk vs Tommy Fiero and Dan Sommers vs Jesus X, winners square off, winner takes all and gets a shot at Jack Dod next week. We now cut backstage to the Celtic Bruisers talking about their tag team title match tonight against OdZ, a match that has been built to for quite a while now, only for a familiar voice to come in from off-camera.
"Well me'boys, I'm here, much like we agreed," the camera pans over to Seamus McFadden, as scummy as every, twirling his cane.
"Aye, Seamus," Sean pats him on the shoulder. "Tonight we face a buncha' liars an' cheaters! They have our number when its the three 'o them, we need to even the odds."
"An' even the odds we shall, my boy, we shall." Seamus raps the cane on the ground a few times. "You boys prepare, for tonight things go exactly as they should, an' you boys will get exactly what you deserve."
"Aye!" Sean yells out as Paddy clenches his fist and shouts as well, they both pat Seamus on the shoulder and walk off, looking more confident now, as Seamus huffs and fixes his suit.
Our first match of the evening is 2 teams from south of hte border facing off in what was a quick-paced bout that wowed the fans. The absolutely amazing Espirito picks up the win over the two rudos alongside Hector Casas using his speed to his favor and using a diving hurricanrana for the 3-count. The next bout is a change at revenge for Brad Wolf, after Guterez made his debut of sorts last time and low-blowed his way into the hearts of the fans, or their ire, either way. This match was back and forth, with Guterez the vet brawler and Wolf, not one to brawling either took it to the elder Mexican, but it was another low blow and an inside cradle that ended this match, giving Guterez the win!
Wait! We have word something is going on backstage! Our cameras catch up and its Fiero standing over Spunk, chain dangling from his hand, blood-dripping from him as Spunk lays out on the ground, covered in his own blood. Fiero motions for him to get up, as Spunk is slowly picking himself up -- WHAMMY BAR! Fiero is one sick bastard, and looks like he might have bought a bye into the finals here tonight! Fiero makes his way out for his match, as he looks quite smug when they announce Spunk, play his music and he is nowhere to be found. Marakuso comes out and says that Spunk is injured and being inspected by doctors right now, there is no way he can wrestle. Fiero nods in agreement and grabs the ref, telling him to raise his hand just as D's music hits and he sprints down to the ring. The look on Fiero's face is probably much like when he read the first string of reviews for his film. We'd like to see the look on his face as he went down for the 3-count after the huge, crushing lariat, but most of the fans were too busy celebrating, and Fiero was a bloody mess anyway, I doubt we'd have seen much. D wasn't even supposed to be in the tournament, and now he has a chance of fighting for the title next week!
Fiero up, and the fans are pelting him with garbage again, and he comes Spunk! Both men exchanging blows, and the fans are going nuts. Spunk levels Fiero with an elbow to the face and grabs the house mic, "I'm sick of you, Fiero. This is months and months in the making, but you've cost me too much; my pride, my championship, and almost my company. Next week, its you and me, one on one. Next week, we settle this for good."
The fans erupt at the thought of the very first STEEL CAGE match in Spunk Pro, between Tommy Fiero and Spunk, the singles match that everybody has been dying to see since what, like September? We take a quick look backstage as we see Seamus McFadden peeking through a door, nodding, "so tonight, your impact will be felt. Tonight you help me this one time, this one time, and I'll make you a star." He backs up as the door swings open, the hulking mass of Dan Sommers stepping out.
"Jus' this once, an' I got myself whatever I want?" Dan glares at Seamus, who laughs and pats him on the back.
"Dan my boy, you stick with me an' I'll get you anything you want," he points towards the curtain. "Now go out there and get your title shot."
Sommers vs Jesus X is up next, and the fans seem firmly behind Jesus X, something that a few months ago seemed nearly impossible. Jesus X the longest reigning champion in our history, the most dominant save for Big T in the early days, and easily the most devious, but the tables have turned and he returns as a hero. The task at hand tonight is not an enviable one, though, as he has to take out the monster in Dan Sommers. Sommers has been on a tear, destroying everything in his path with his patented Alabama Nightmare. Nobody has survived the Nightmare yet. Jesus X fought incredibly hard, but he couldn't survive the Nightmare. He reversed it quite a few times, but when it finally hit, the match was over. This makes our main event of the evening Dan Sommers vs D, winner next week fights Jack Dod in what is looking to be a huge card, with Spunk vs Tommy Fiero.
We move on now to a match for the tag team championship, between the champions, OdZ, who have been completely unstoppable, leaving blood, carnage and fire in their wake against the Celtic Bruisers, easily the toughest two men who have ever set foot into the Spunk Pro ring. From what we've seen they have brought in Seamus McFadden to even the odds tonight, as RUINER will most likely show up at some point, and by the looks of it, Seamus will be bringing back up in DAN SOMMERS, who just had a grueling match with Jesus X. Things start off slow, as Sean and Paddy try to feel out their opponents, but these guys are not for being felt out, as it already starts looking bleak for them with biting, clawing, thumbs to the eye and low blows. Sean and Paddy are never ones to get outclassed though, as their punches and headbutts are doing massive amounts of damage. It is back and forth between the four men until RUINER peeks out from UNDERNEATH THE RING and tosses salt in the eyes of Sean Gabriel! DEMOS is arguing with the ref now, who is keeping Baker at bay while ZODIAK and RUINER are putting the boots to Sean on the outside! This is brutality! R-75 by RUINER! ZODIAK gets Gabriel up, and he is looking for a tombstone on the floor.. RUINER tells him to hold on as he peels back the mats, he is going to do this on the concrete!
Here comes McFadden! McFadden run/waddling out from behind the curtain, waving his arms towards Sean from the back, and here comes Dan Sommers! Sommers dashes out and gets the greatest crowd reaction we've heard for him since he has teamed with Hobo Joe! Have things turned around here for him! ZODIAK drops Sean as he stands toe-to-toe with Sommers, McFadden standing behind him shouting, and the ref has taken notice, finally and is trying to break this up. Baker, loose now hops on DEMOS and begins pounding away on him and the ref sees this and tries to break it up. Gabriel trying to make his way back into the ring and Sommers lariats ZODIAK! McFadden with a cane to the eye of RUINER and Sommers is picking Gabriel up, who seems like dead weight at this point. He hoists him up on his shoulder with McFaddens help and looks like he is going to roll him back into the ring, he starts to, then looks over at McFadden, who smiles at him. Sommers steps back and... No.. No.. Dear lord no -- ALABAMA NIGHTMARE!! The arena has fallen silent, as Sommers and McFadden stand over the fallen Gabriel... RUINER getting up and looking over in disbelief, and the fans don't know what to do, what to say, shock. Sommers violently picks up the body of Gabriel and tosses him into the ring, Baker is looking over confused and is down off the apron, chasing after McFadden, only for Sommers to level him with a lariat! DEMOS regains himself and quickly locks in the SIDS Clutch! 1.............. 2........ not this way.. not THIS way.. 3! Its over! OdZ retains the titles, and McFadden is a giant little squirmy piece of shit! McFadden and Sommers head to the back, as McFadden is laughing maniacally, twirling his cane. He is heard shouting "You were weak, Gabriel! You were weak! You let these people get into your head! Sommers is strong! You both are weak"
If anything, this helped Sommers, as this gives him some time to rest up before his match against D. Officials are cleaning out the ring and helping both Celtic Bruisers to the back, Gabriel refusing a stretcher or assistance from officials and is being dragged out, Baker draping his arm over his shoulder. The fans applaud as the two make their way to the back, both beaten down and without the tag titles, a look of determination in Gabriel's eyes.
D making his way down to the ring now, looking as ready as ever to take the world on. Here comes Sommers now, to a loud, loud array of boos, and he is getting the "Tommy Fiero Garbage Treatment" now as well, Seamus McFadden in tow, yelling at the fans to shut up! This match was as hard-hitting as they come, D using the more traditional Japanese style with his striking and moves that look like they hurt, while Dan is just a fucking monster and likes to hurt people. McFadden getting in his trademarked 'cheap shots(TM)' on D whenever the ref isn't looking, and the crowd is molten for this match! D, who years in the making has been waiting for this chance to finally claim the throne of Spunk Pro, get out of the shadow of Spunk and his brother, Jesus X, and claim what he feels to be his destiny. Of course the only problem right now is a 280 pound monster with fists of granite and a knee of solid steel as well as the little carny bastard waving his cane around on the outside. Dan is in firm control now, as a series of backdrops and devastating lariats have really gotten to D's head. Dan has him up for the Nightmare, and the crowd is erupting, there is commotion, Paddy Baker running down the ramp, and the ref dashes out to stop him, as Dan drops D, shouting at the ref to get back in here and let him kill D. McFadden down! McFadden down! Gabriel just jumped out of the crowd and clocked him in the back of the head! Gabriel grabs the cane, and holds it up to the lights, the fans going nuts. Sommers still isn't paying attention, as Gabriel has slid into the ring. D is staggering to his feet as well. Gabriel is poised behind Sommers, whom he taps on the shoulder.. Sommers turns around and -- WHACK -- WHIFF! Sommers ducks, D off the ropes and Gabriel moves out of the way, Sommers didn't see that lariat coming! D just took his freaking head off with that lariat! The ref slides in just in time for the count... 1.....2.......3!!! D has done it! D, who wasn't even supposed to be involved in this will go on to face JACK DOD FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP!
Sommers is up, and he looks like he has no clue what has happened, he is looking around and look out, Gabriel in the ring, and he uses that cane and just cracks him right in the skull with it! Sommers is out! Gabriel stands over him, the cane held high as we cut away, and until next time, this is SPUNK PRO, and this is CHAOS.
1. Espirito(O)/Hector Casas (11:38 - Espiritorana) Infernales (Bromista(X)/Camillo del Noche)
2. Pedro Guterez (13:13 - Inside Cradle) Brad Wolf
3. Semi-Finals: D (16:32 - Lariat) Tommy Fiero
4. Semi-Finals: Dan Sommers (23:14 - Alabama Nightmare) Jesus X
5. Spunk Pro Tag Championship: OdZ (ZODIAK/DEMOS(O))(C) (24:14 - SIDS Clutch) Celtic Bruisers (Sean Gabriel(X)/Paddy Baker)
6. Finals: D (21:43 - Lariat) Dan Sommers
5.29.2007
5.29.07 - Aces High
5.29.07 - Aces High
Ladies and gentlemen, we deeply and sincerely apologize for the whole month you, the fans, had to deal without SPUNK PRO WRESTLING ACTION -- for that, we feel quite horrible, well, not really. ONTO THE SHOW! Manakuro Marakuso, the commissioner of the WWA (LOLZ is that still around?) came out and said that Tommy Fiero MUST defend his newly won championship tonight, as it has been well over a month since he won the title and has not defended it. While he understands that there hasn't been a show in a month, he quoted financial difficulties stemming from Fiero himself, so that Fiero won't mind defending the title tonight... Against Jesus X! The crowd erupts at this announcement, and our show begins with said earth-shakin' newz. Our first match of the evening sees STRIKE FORCE, former Tag Champs as of a few shows ago getting back into winning ways against two men leaning on the older side from Mexico called 'Loco Hombres.' While most saw them and laughed, the fight they put up was intense. The match ended when Guterez blatantly nailed Stone in the stones (get it? GET IT?) in front of the ref, who quickly disqualified Pedro and Romero while Stone lay on the mat groping at his manhood screaming. The fans booed, a lot.
Backstage now our possibly-camouflaged cameraman catches up to see Tommy Fiero and Jack Dod talking backstage. Fiero has the belt strapped over his shoulder, a 'Musicians Friend' catalog strewn out over the table as he points at it, "Look dude, I want an axe to attach to my rockin' belt so I can jam some tunes when I come out!"
"Uh, right, 'dude' you do know you have a title defense tonight," Dod glares up at Fiero who looks back at him kinda glazed over then back at the catalog. "Right?"
"Yeah, yeah, but then I was thinking about the Cherry Sunburst with the tortoise pick-guard and the..." He pauses, "wait... WHAT? I defend my title? Against who?" He looks up at Dod who shakes his head.
"Jesus X," he laughs, patting him on the shoulder. "You did hear that old dude say that like, uh, half an hour ago, right?"
"Uh," Fiero looks around, then slams his fist down. "Damnit! No! Dude, I need your help! I'm not ready for this -- I mean, don't get me wrong I can beat him with both hands tied behind my back, Gran Pumudo on my back and Manapoopo Marryaguyo gnawing on my leg, brah. But," he stares at Dod long and hard. "But, I want you to garuntee me you'll make sure nothing fishy goes on."
"Yeah, why not?" Dod shrugs, but I want something out of it."
"Yeah! Whoo! Yeaaa--uh, like what?"
"A title shot, anytime, anywhere," he pats the title on Tommy's shoulder, Tommy swaying back a little bit.
"Uhh, yeah!" He pats the title, then gives Dod a knuckle to the shoulder. "You know I'm good for it bro, that cameraman right there trying to hide as my witness, you have my word, bro. Anytime, anywhere... As long as you make sure I'm still the champ."
Dod smiles and pats him on the shoulder again and walks off smirking to himself as Tommy sighs and picks up the catalog again. Big T is on next in what has become his somewhat symbolic destruction of another member of the roster with the B.A.D., this time Wataru Araya. It wasn't even close. Paddy Baker challenged ZODIAK in the third bout of the evening, in what was one of ZODIAK's stiffest challenges to date, Baker seriously tossing everything in his power at ZODIAK and things looking bleak for him. Just when Baker looked comfortable, RUINER distracted the ref and DEMOS low-blowed Baker from behind, which led right into a Tombstone Piledriver from ZODIAK, knocking Baker loopy for the 3-count. This bled right into the next match, where Gabriel ran out to check on Baker and RUINER attacks him, the tag champs looking on, pleased as RUINER grabs a mic and tells Gabriel he wants his title, as he wants everybody in OdZ to hold some gold and truly dominate Spunk Pro. Gabriel gladly obliges and then gives him a 16 minute and 27 second lesson in getting his ass kicked. While trying to run a ref distraction, Baker elbows DEMOS in the back of the knee, sending him spilling to the ground and distracting RUINER enough to get caught in a Package Backdrop Suplex Hold for a 3-count.
As the semi-main is about to get underway, Jack Dod and Dan Sommers making their way to the ring, Spunk is backstage with D, where he apologizes for everything that has happened and tells him he doesn't want him to be in the match, he doesn't want him to get hurt. D protests as Spunk explains that everybody around him, starting with D a few months back, gets hurt. He has a heavy heart and a guilty conscious and feels he needs to fight his own battles. D tells him to hold on and explains to him that he is the master of his own fate, and is willing to put himself on the line to get his hands on Sommers, who injured Bobo Gomez, his recent partner, and wants to finally show that he deserves a shot at the title. The first fall was D on fire, as he forced the devious Jack Dod to submit to the Sasorigatame in 25 minutes! Dod, knowing there were 2 falls left didn't want to sustain anymore damage, and quickly tagged Sommers in. From here it was chaos. Sommers falls Spunk in 7 minutes with a sick looking lariat, nearly decapitating him. Spunk tries to fight back in the next fall, but D tags himself in, Spunk begging him to stay out, but D doesn't want to listen. D is tired and Sommers is pissed, and after a lariat and D kicking out (FIGHTING SPIRIT!!!) drops him with the Alabama Death Drop (Inverted DDT) for the 3-count. Sommers has D up after the bell has rung for the Alabama Nightmare but eats a flying knee from Spunk for the save!
Now ladies and gentlemen, our main event, for the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship! Jesus X is out and looks ready to take back his title that he held for over a year, the longest and most successful champion of all time. Tommy Fiero is just looking to hold onto his newly won title and prove that he deserves it, that all of the bragging and showboating, film making and everything else is part of a warrior, not just an actor. Jesus X fights hard, and looks to have the upperhand throughout most of the bout, but that all changes once Jack Dod makes his appearance. Dod knows the score, wants that title and wants that title on Fiero. Fiero, thinking fast and seeing that he is in danger as Jesus X looking for the Final Cut rakes him in the eyes, the ref admonishing him as Fiero pulls him into the corner and argues with him. This leaves just enough time for Dod to slide in, Jesus X to turn around to meet a POW! Kick to the gut, DODSMACK!!! He just got leveled! Dod slides out of the ring, only for Fiero to put one foot on Jesus X's chest for the pin.. 1....2....2.99!! FIERO CANNOT BELIEVE IT! THE FANS ARE GOING WILD! DOD IS POUNDING ON THE MAT, FURIOUS! Jesus X stumbles to his feet and Fiero with the Whammy Bar!! He makes the pinfall -- 1...2...3, and this one is over, Fiero has stolen it again! Fiero jumping up and down like he just won an Academy Award or something, like that would ever happen to him anyway, and Dod in the ring celebrating with him. Dod whispers something to the ref, who stands back in the corner, Dod pushing him away. Dod raises Fiero's hand up high as Fiero holds the title in the other hand. Dod offers to take the title and put it around his waist, Fiero nods and turns around, holding his arms up, as Dod nods to the ref who calls for the bell!!
NO WAY! Fiero turns around in shock only to get clocked with the title!! The fans are going wild as Dod looks long and hard at the title, Fiero down. Dod drops the title and picks up Fiero's limp body by the arm, draping him over his shoulder. Dod lets out a mighty laugh as he swings Fiero around and nails the beautiful Dodsmack on him, Fiero's neck snapping back. Dod lays over Fiero for the cover.. 1.........2.... this isn't happening... 3!! WE HAVE A NEW SPUNK PRO HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, AND IT IS.. JACK FUCKING DOD! The fans are going nuts, as Dod celebrates with the title high overhead. Jack Dod's plan has finally come to light, this is what he planned, this is what he wanted -- this is what he got.
1. Strike Force (Brad Wolf/Lee Stone(O)) (19:40 - DQ) Loco Hombres (Pedro Guterez(X)/Hector Romero)
2. Big T (3:02 - B.A.D.) Wataru Araya
3. ZODIAK (16:57 - Tombstone Piledriver) Paddy Baker
4. WILD International Heavyweight Championship: Sean Gabriel(C) (16:27 - Package Backdrop) RUINER
5. 2/3 Falls: Spunk/D vs Jack Dod/Dan Sommers
--D (25:27 - Sasorigatame) Jack Dod
--Dan Sommers (6:54 - Lariat) Spunk
--Dan Sommers (9:00 - Alabama Death Drop) D
6a. Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship: Tommy Fiero(C) (15:36 - Pinfall) Jesus X
6b. Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship: Jack Dod (:06 - Dodsmack) Tommy Fiero(C)
Ladies and gentlemen, we deeply and sincerely apologize for the whole month you, the fans, had to deal without SPUNK PRO WRESTLING ACTION -- for that, we feel quite horrible, well, not really. ONTO THE SHOW! Manakuro Marakuso, the commissioner of the WWA (LOLZ is that still around?) came out and said that Tommy Fiero MUST defend his newly won championship tonight, as it has been well over a month since he won the title and has not defended it. While he understands that there hasn't been a show in a month, he quoted financial difficulties stemming from Fiero himself, so that Fiero won't mind defending the title tonight... Against Jesus X! The crowd erupts at this announcement, and our show begins with said earth-shakin' newz. Our first match of the evening sees STRIKE FORCE, former Tag Champs as of a few shows ago getting back into winning ways against two men leaning on the older side from Mexico called 'Loco Hombres.' While most saw them and laughed, the fight they put up was intense. The match ended when Guterez blatantly nailed Stone in the stones (get it? GET IT?) in front of the ref, who quickly disqualified Pedro and Romero while Stone lay on the mat groping at his manhood screaming. The fans booed, a lot.
Backstage now our possibly-camouflaged cameraman catches up to see Tommy Fiero and Jack Dod talking backstage. Fiero has the belt strapped over his shoulder, a 'Musicians Friend' catalog strewn out over the table as he points at it, "Look dude, I want an axe to attach to my rockin' belt so I can jam some tunes when I come out!"
"Uh, right, 'dude' you do know you have a title defense tonight," Dod glares up at Fiero who looks back at him kinda glazed over then back at the catalog. "Right?"
"Yeah, yeah, but then I was thinking about the Cherry Sunburst with the tortoise pick-guard and the..." He pauses, "wait... WHAT? I defend my title? Against who?" He looks up at Dod who shakes his head.
"Jesus X," he laughs, patting him on the shoulder. "You did hear that old dude say that like, uh, half an hour ago, right?"
"Uh," Fiero looks around, then slams his fist down. "Damnit! No! Dude, I need your help! I'm not ready for this -- I mean, don't get me wrong I can beat him with both hands tied behind my back, Gran Pumudo on my back and Manapoopo Marryaguyo gnawing on my leg, brah. But," he stares at Dod long and hard. "But, I want you to garuntee me you'll make sure nothing fishy goes on."
"Yeah, why not?" Dod shrugs, but I want something out of it."
"Yeah! Whoo! Yeaaa--uh, like what?"
"A title shot, anytime, anywhere," he pats the title on Tommy's shoulder, Tommy swaying back a little bit.
"Uhh, yeah!" He pats the title, then gives Dod a knuckle to the shoulder. "You know I'm good for it bro, that cameraman right there trying to hide as my witness, you have my word, bro. Anytime, anywhere... As long as you make sure I'm still the champ."
Dod smiles and pats him on the shoulder again and walks off smirking to himself as Tommy sighs and picks up the catalog again. Big T is on next in what has become his somewhat symbolic destruction of another member of the roster with the B.A.D., this time Wataru Araya. It wasn't even close. Paddy Baker challenged ZODIAK in the third bout of the evening, in what was one of ZODIAK's stiffest challenges to date, Baker seriously tossing everything in his power at ZODIAK and things looking bleak for him. Just when Baker looked comfortable, RUINER distracted the ref and DEMOS low-blowed Baker from behind, which led right into a Tombstone Piledriver from ZODIAK, knocking Baker loopy for the 3-count. This bled right into the next match, where Gabriel ran out to check on Baker and RUINER attacks him, the tag champs looking on, pleased as RUINER grabs a mic and tells Gabriel he wants his title, as he wants everybody in OdZ to hold some gold and truly dominate Spunk Pro. Gabriel gladly obliges and then gives him a 16 minute and 27 second lesson in getting his ass kicked. While trying to run a ref distraction, Baker elbows DEMOS in the back of the knee, sending him spilling to the ground and distracting RUINER enough to get caught in a Package Backdrop Suplex Hold for a 3-count.
As the semi-main is about to get underway, Jack Dod and Dan Sommers making their way to the ring, Spunk is backstage with D, where he apologizes for everything that has happened and tells him he doesn't want him to be in the match, he doesn't want him to get hurt. D protests as Spunk explains that everybody around him, starting with D a few months back, gets hurt. He has a heavy heart and a guilty conscious and feels he needs to fight his own battles. D tells him to hold on and explains to him that he is the master of his own fate, and is willing to put himself on the line to get his hands on Sommers, who injured Bobo Gomez, his recent partner, and wants to finally show that he deserves a shot at the title. The first fall was D on fire, as he forced the devious Jack Dod to submit to the Sasorigatame in 25 minutes! Dod, knowing there were 2 falls left didn't want to sustain anymore damage, and quickly tagged Sommers in. From here it was chaos. Sommers falls Spunk in 7 minutes with a sick looking lariat, nearly decapitating him. Spunk tries to fight back in the next fall, but D tags himself in, Spunk begging him to stay out, but D doesn't want to listen. D is tired and Sommers is pissed, and after a lariat and D kicking out (FIGHTING SPIRIT!!!) drops him with the Alabama Death Drop (Inverted DDT) for the 3-count. Sommers has D up after the bell has rung for the Alabama Nightmare but eats a flying knee from Spunk for the save!
Now ladies and gentlemen, our main event, for the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship! Jesus X is out and looks ready to take back his title that he held for over a year, the longest and most successful champion of all time. Tommy Fiero is just looking to hold onto his newly won title and prove that he deserves it, that all of the bragging and showboating, film making and everything else is part of a warrior, not just an actor. Jesus X fights hard, and looks to have the upperhand throughout most of the bout, but that all changes once Jack Dod makes his appearance. Dod knows the score, wants that title and wants that title on Fiero. Fiero, thinking fast and seeing that he is in danger as Jesus X looking for the Final Cut rakes him in the eyes, the ref admonishing him as Fiero pulls him into the corner and argues with him. This leaves just enough time for Dod to slide in, Jesus X to turn around to meet a POW! Kick to the gut, DODSMACK!!! He just got leveled! Dod slides out of the ring, only for Fiero to put one foot on Jesus X's chest for the pin.. 1....2....2.99!! FIERO CANNOT BELIEVE IT! THE FANS ARE GOING WILD! DOD IS POUNDING ON THE MAT, FURIOUS! Jesus X stumbles to his feet and Fiero with the Whammy Bar!! He makes the pinfall -- 1...2...3, and this one is over, Fiero has stolen it again! Fiero jumping up and down like he just won an Academy Award or something, like that would ever happen to him anyway, and Dod in the ring celebrating with him. Dod whispers something to the ref, who stands back in the corner, Dod pushing him away. Dod raises Fiero's hand up high as Fiero holds the title in the other hand. Dod offers to take the title and put it around his waist, Fiero nods and turns around, holding his arms up, as Dod nods to the ref who calls for the bell!!
NO WAY! Fiero turns around in shock only to get clocked with the title!! The fans are going wild as Dod looks long and hard at the title, Fiero down. Dod drops the title and picks up Fiero's limp body by the arm, draping him over his shoulder. Dod lets out a mighty laugh as he swings Fiero around and nails the beautiful Dodsmack on him, Fiero's neck snapping back. Dod lays over Fiero for the cover.. 1.........2.... this isn't happening... 3!! WE HAVE A NEW SPUNK PRO HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, AND IT IS.. JACK FUCKING DOD! The fans are going nuts, as Dod celebrates with the title high overhead. Jack Dod's plan has finally come to light, this is what he planned, this is what he wanted -- this is what he got.
1. Strike Force (Brad Wolf/Lee Stone(O)) (19:40 - DQ) Loco Hombres (Pedro Guterez(X)/Hector Romero)
2. Big T (3:02 - B.A.D.) Wataru Araya
3. ZODIAK (16:57 - Tombstone Piledriver) Paddy Baker
4. WILD International Heavyweight Championship: Sean Gabriel(C) (16:27 - Package Backdrop) RUINER
5. 2/3 Falls: Spunk/D vs Jack Dod/Dan Sommers
--D (25:27 - Sasorigatame) Jack Dod
--Dan Sommers (6:54 - Lariat) Spunk
--Dan Sommers (9:00 - Alabama Death Drop) D
6a. Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship: Tommy Fiero(C) (15:36 - Pinfall) Jesus X
6b. Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship: Jack Dod (:06 - Dodsmack) Tommy Fiero(C)
4.29.2007
4.29 - Return of the Damned
4.29 - Return of the Damned
The show began in a much more calm fashion than our last few shows, as AKAHIRA came out and challenged the new Spunk Pro International Champion AND Tag Team Champion, ZODIAK. ZODIAK made quick work of him, in just over 3 minutes, using the Demon Driver II to finish the job. After the match, the Celtic Bruisers came out and demanded they get their title match this week. ZODIAK laughed and told them that it was the ex-champions that promised them a title match, that they'd have to prove they deserved the belts first. Gabriel cries bullshit and charges at the ring, with Baker in tow, only for RUINER and DEMOS to pop up from behind and lay them out. ZODIAK then tells them that DEMOS and RUINER would be happy to face the former champions tonight, but he has already competed, and needs to be well-rested before defending the titles. The crowd is hot on this, booing loudly, but the Celtic Bruisers NEVER back down from a fight, and later on tonight we have ourselves a tag team match.
We now go backstage to where D is preparing for his match later tonight against former tag champion, Lee Stone. D gives us a grave update saying that Bobo's accumulated injuries from the Alabama Nightmare and their match last week was treated for multiple concussions and will be out for a while, this coming on the heels of the absolute beating YUSUKE took last week from Jack Dod, and the mauling Hobo Joe took from Dan Sommers, the Spunk Pro roster seems to be on the injured reserve lately. Back to the ring, where Spunk, the fallen hero stands alone, no title in sight, and a grim look on his face. "I let you all down," he starts, quietly. "I let myself down, I let this company down," he pauses and sighs. The fans are quiet as he collects himself, Shogo standing next to him patting him on the back, only for him to shrug Shogo off. "As far as I'm concerned, I've let the whole entire..."
"Seriously dude," another voice booms over the loudspeaker, "shut up! Whine whine whine, nobody cares!" Its Tommy Fiero, ringside now with the title around his waist, Jack Dod next to him. "You are all looking at the NEEEEEEEEEEEEEW..." He pauses, rubbing his wrist against the title belt and holding the faceplate in his hands, tilting it up towards his face, before pumping his fists out, "YEAH! WHOOOOOOOO! Spunk Pro..." He pauses again to a loud round of boos, he waits for it to die down, "Heavyweight.... CHAMPION," the word Champion delivered with a hiss.
"Fiero, Fiero fuck you, Fiero!" Spunk is livid now, leaning over the ropes with Shogo holding him back. "Tonight, Fiero. I want a rematch tonight Fiero. I want you out of here, I want that title back!" Fiero chuckles and rubs the belt again, staring down at it with a cocky smile. He approaches the ring, only to stop short, shake his finger and turn around to incite the crowd again.
"I'm not stupid! I beat you fair and square last week," Fiero laughs. "I.. I beat you, I destroyed you, I and I alone did the..." he pauses only to see a ruckus in the crowd, a fan flies over the guard rail, nose bleeding as Dan Sommers steps over the guard rail, elbowing another fan in the face, grabbing the mic out of Fiero's hand, leaving him stunned.
"You? YOU!?" He stares down at Fiero, then looks up Dod. "Fucker, I had him beaten. Without me, you woulda gotten your fuckin' face kicked in, an' I woulda gotten that pin after I cracked that fucker's skull an' sent him to la-la-land." Fiero starts snapping his fingers and demanding another mic. Dod laughs and pulls one out, Fiero looking confused as he takes it from him.
"Um, ok.. Uh, yeah." He pats Dan on the shoulder, only for Dan to glare at him. "Mr. Sommers, uh... You sure were in the, uh..." Fiero stutters, backing up a bit. "The uh, wrong place at the wrong time, because YOU..." He shakes off his fear, and gets in Dan's face. "You, my friend.. YEAH! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he yells right in Dan's face, only for Dan to turn his cheek away from him, looking like he is going to murder him. "You felt the Whammy Bar, dude. You don't deserve a shot at this title, none of you do!"
The lights go out, the fans get hushed, as a faint white X illuminates the ring. The fans start to rumble as another voice booms out. "I believe that you owe me something, Thomas." The fans explode as the house lights come back on to see Jesus X standing in the middle of the ring, much to everybody's surprise. Fiero is seen looking back at Dod and mouthing "what?" as Dod shrugs, pointing into the ring like he had seen a ghost. "Fiero, we had a deal. You got the money, I got the title and control of the company. But Thomas, none of that happened." He glares down at Fiero, who is livid now, shouting back at him that their deal was never like that. "You see," he speaks to the fans now. "We had a deal, that included me ensuring his victory for that title," he points at the title around Fiero's waist as Tommy guffaws, patting it and then patting his chest like he is some sort of warrior. "That as soon as he got that, got what he wanted, got to use it to promote his little movie, then I'd give him money from my ministries for him to buy this... promotion out, I'd be handed the title and creative control over it." The fans are booing loudly now, "boo all you want! But I was going to reform things, make things right, Fiero there," he points down at him. "Fiero was just a part of the plan, a puppet if you will. Things here are much bigger, much more complex than he knows."
"Whoa, whoa whoa," Spunk interrupts. "You weren't garunteed SHIT," the fans erupt as Spunk gets in his face. "You had a number one contenders match against 001, and I doubt you would have left unscathed enough to come out and fuck with me, never mind I had Shogo and YUSUKE to look after me..."
"Hey, buddy boy, how is your boy YUSUCKY there holdin' up?" Dod belts out, chewing gum with a smirk on his face as Spunk glares at him, as it was reported earlier that YUSUKE suffered a neck injury from Dod's attack last week and will be out of action for an unknown amount of time. Spunk shakes his head and turns back to Jesus X.
"Things... Things are bigger than you can grasp," Jesus X snaps off to Spunk. "So tonight, Fiero.. Tonight I'm cashing in on our contract. I want my title, as there is no way I'm going to get control apparently, as you fucked THAT one up pretty badly," he sneers. Fiero is livid, as he is tearing ass for backstage, with Dod trying to stop him.
"Cut it out, nobody is getting a fucking shot tonight, this shit is oveerrrrrrrrrrrrererer..." Fiero stumbles as Sommers has a firm grasp on his hair, not letting him move an inch. "Let the fuck go you hillbilly!" Sommers pulls hard, slamming Fiero down onto the concrete as Fiero yelps. Dod holds Sommers back and tells him to calm down, as he helps Fiero to his feet, holding him back from going after Sommers. "You fucker I swear that I'll..."
"Cut it out!" Dod slaps him across the face.
"Ow, why'd you..."
"Shut it!" Dod holds a finger over Fiero's mouth, "how 'bout this? You three clowns in the ring, take on us out here, huh?" Spunk and Shogo glare at each other, and then at Jesus X, back to each other, and then long and hard at Jesus X. Sommers seems to be oblivious, and looks like he just wants to kill somebody, as Fiero whispers into Dod's ear, Dod shaking his head and whispering back, Fiero nods in agreement and pats him on the shoulder. "C'mon, you three in there don't have shit on anybody out here, we'll even give you 2/3 falls to try to one-up us!"
"I could care less, this is just delaying the inevitable," Jesus X says. "But I'm game," the fans erupt as Spunk and Shogo are consulting with each other, Jesus X turning to Spunk, offering his hand. Spunk stares down at it, long and hard, before turning away, only for Shogo to argue with him, Jesus X's hand still extended. Spunk turns around and looks down at it, running his hands through his hair in frustration and kicking the bottom rope before he thrusts his hand out and shakes Jesus X's hand quickly, the fans erupting in cheers before he pulls away and jumps out of the ring. It looks like we have ourselves a main event set up here tonight, including the return of Jesus X! This is huge! This is confusing! This is Spunk Pro at its finest!
Hell, we still have a whole card to burn through here! Tomohiro Ito, the returning young sensation took on the tough challenge of Brad Wolf next, the former International Champion and Tag Champion, in a hard fought bout that ended after a huge Implant DDT from Ito, taking down the former tag champ in 16 minutes! Wolf's partner Stone had about the same amount of luck next, as he fell to D's tough lariat in 20 minutes in what was a hard fought battle, and one of D's biggest wins since his return. The Celtic Bruisers then fought the OdZ team of DEMOS and RUINER to a tough draw, with both men working over RUINER's weakened right arm throughout. It would have been a decisive finish for the Bruisers, had ZODIAK not nailed the ref with a chair after Baker nailed RUINER with a shoulderbreaker and had the Kimura locked in tight, RUINER visibly tapping, but the 30 minute time limit being reached while the ref was laid out. Baker and Gabriel were furious, as they chased ZODIAK to the back, DEMOS tending to RUINER who was heavily favoring his arm after the match.
Now here we are, the main event time in what is a very interesting Heavyweight title picture, we have Spunk, the former Champion, Shogo, his long-term Spunk Pro partner, former Junior ace and Champion, as well as Jesus X, the longest reigning Spunk Pro Heavyweight Champion and if anything, THE villain of the company before Fiero came around... This is something we thought we'd never see -- not only Jesus X back in the Spunk Pro ring, but teamed with Spunk. Then, on the other end, we have those two egotistical bastards Jack Dod, who really needs no introduction whatsoever, I mean, he is Jack Dod, former UWH Champion, leader of the Dod Squad and just general jackass, Tommy Fiero, the Heavyweight Champion, pretentious film-director-turned-giant-failure-and-embarrassment-to-the-wrestling-business, and Dan Sommers -- the most unpredictable powerderkeg we've ever seen. The man is a human wrecking ball, with 2 confirmed kills since snapping -- Hobo Joe and Bobo Gomez, with what looks like no end. He could also be held directly responsible for Fiero even holding that belt. Basically, in the ring right now we have the most dynamic scene we've probably ever seen.
The bell rings, and its brutal from the start. Sommers is an absolute beast, tearing through everybody in his path, and Fiero is hanging back trying to not get involved. When it comes down to Dan and Jesus X, the fans are in awe as Dan destroys the former champion, leveling him with a lariat, then hitting the huge powerbomb and Jesus X staying down for the 3 count! The first fall is down, and it was Dan putting down the returning Jesus X for the dupe! Things have degenerated into an all-out-brawl now, this is just not pretty. Spunk and Dod the legal men now, and Fiero finally showing his face in the ring, hitting a chop block on Spunk, then dragging him to the outside! Spunk is still showing the effects from last week's title match, taking the Alabama Nightmare and being so far the only man to really live to talk about it, but he is none-the-better for it, and its showing here as Fiero is putting it to him. Dod and Sommers are taking care of business in the ring, and ref Nick Fatts has lost complete control now, all he can do is count Spunk out on the outside as Spunk tries to get in, getting up to the apron only to eat a lariat from Dan, spilling him back out onto the outside, nailing his head on the railing! Fiero taking advantage here and has the Lock of Rock on him again! 18...19..20! Spunk has been counted out, and in just 2 falls this match is over! Things have degenerated into all-out mayhem here, as expected!
Dod Superkicks Jesus X out of the ring, and its Sommers and Dod trading blows on Otsuka, Spunk's last real cohort left here, and Dod is motioning to the back -- here come DEMOS and RUINER! Christ, this isn't going to be pretty! What are they doing? Dod with a Superkick to Shogo, laying him out! He sits him up, and RUINER off the ropes -- REVALATIONS!! (sliding kenka kick) That just took his head off! DEMOS picks him up, and drives him down with a pedigree! This is disgusting, somebody stop this! Sommers pushes everybody out of the way and hoists him onto his shoulders. Dod looks giddy in there as Sommers is about to drop him, Dod jumping up and down laughing as Jesus X looks on from outside, fully recovered, Spunk in the Lock of Rock with a bird's eye view of this, calling out for Jesus X to help Shogo, to get Shogo down. Jesus X simply looks on as Sommers pushes him off his shoulders, Spunk letting out a scream just as Shogo's face smacks up against Sommers' knee, a loud crack heard throughout the now silent arena, Otsuka completely out on the canvas... Spunk finally breaks free and tries to dash into the ring, but Fiero catches him with an elbow to the back of the head, Jesus X simply walking backstage as OdZ hover around and stomp the fallen Otsuka. The camera focuses on Dan's face, cold and stoned, then to Dod who has a sadistic grin on his face. Gabriel and Baker dash out from backstage, both criss-crossing around Jesus X and hit the ring, pulling OdZ to the outside and smashing them around the ringside area and spilling out into the crowd, the camera fading out on Jesus X standing in the entrance-way, flipping his hair back and staring into the chaos at ringside.
Nothing makes sense anymore.
1. ZODIAK (3:22 - Demon Driver II) AKAHIRA
2. Tomohiro Ito (16:09 - Implant DDT) Brad Wolf
3. D (20:08 - Lariat) Lee Stone
4. Celtic Bruisers (Sean Gabriel/Paddy Baker) (30:00 - Draw) OdZ (DEMOS/RUINER)
5. 2/3 Falls: Spunk/Shogo Otsuka/Jesus X vs Tommy Fiero/Jack Dod/Dan Sommers
1: Dan Sommers (22:01 - Jumping Powerbomb) Jesus X
2. Jack Dod (9:18 - Count Out) Spunk
The show began in a much more calm fashion than our last few shows, as AKAHIRA came out and challenged the new Spunk Pro International Champion AND Tag Team Champion, ZODIAK. ZODIAK made quick work of him, in just over 3 minutes, using the Demon Driver II to finish the job. After the match, the Celtic Bruisers came out and demanded they get their title match this week. ZODIAK laughed and told them that it was the ex-champions that promised them a title match, that they'd have to prove they deserved the belts first. Gabriel cries bullshit and charges at the ring, with Baker in tow, only for RUINER and DEMOS to pop up from behind and lay them out. ZODIAK then tells them that DEMOS and RUINER would be happy to face the former champions tonight, but he has already competed, and needs to be well-rested before defending the titles. The crowd is hot on this, booing loudly, but the Celtic Bruisers NEVER back down from a fight, and later on tonight we have ourselves a tag team match.
We now go backstage to where D is preparing for his match later tonight against former tag champion, Lee Stone. D gives us a grave update saying that Bobo's accumulated injuries from the Alabama Nightmare and their match last week was treated for multiple concussions and will be out for a while, this coming on the heels of the absolute beating YUSUKE took last week from Jack Dod, and the mauling Hobo Joe took from Dan Sommers, the Spunk Pro roster seems to be on the injured reserve lately. Back to the ring, where Spunk, the fallen hero stands alone, no title in sight, and a grim look on his face. "I let you all down," he starts, quietly. "I let myself down, I let this company down," he pauses and sighs. The fans are quiet as he collects himself, Shogo standing next to him patting him on the back, only for him to shrug Shogo off. "As far as I'm concerned, I've let the whole entire..."
"Seriously dude," another voice booms over the loudspeaker, "shut up! Whine whine whine, nobody cares!" Its Tommy Fiero, ringside now with the title around his waist, Jack Dod next to him. "You are all looking at the NEEEEEEEEEEEEEW..." He pauses, rubbing his wrist against the title belt and holding the faceplate in his hands, tilting it up towards his face, before pumping his fists out, "YEAH! WHOOOOOOOO! Spunk Pro..." He pauses again to a loud round of boos, he waits for it to die down, "Heavyweight.... CHAMPION," the word Champion delivered with a hiss.
"Fiero, Fiero fuck you, Fiero!" Spunk is livid now, leaning over the ropes with Shogo holding him back. "Tonight, Fiero. I want a rematch tonight Fiero. I want you out of here, I want that title back!" Fiero chuckles and rubs the belt again, staring down at it with a cocky smile. He approaches the ring, only to stop short, shake his finger and turn around to incite the crowd again.
"I'm not stupid! I beat you fair and square last week," Fiero laughs. "I.. I beat you, I destroyed you, I and I alone did the..." he pauses only to see a ruckus in the crowd, a fan flies over the guard rail, nose bleeding as Dan Sommers steps over the guard rail, elbowing another fan in the face, grabbing the mic out of Fiero's hand, leaving him stunned.
"You? YOU!?" He stares down at Fiero, then looks up Dod. "Fucker, I had him beaten. Without me, you woulda gotten your fuckin' face kicked in, an' I woulda gotten that pin after I cracked that fucker's skull an' sent him to la-la-land." Fiero starts snapping his fingers and demanding another mic. Dod laughs and pulls one out, Fiero looking confused as he takes it from him.
"Um, ok.. Uh, yeah." He pats Dan on the shoulder, only for Dan to glare at him. "Mr. Sommers, uh... You sure were in the, uh..." Fiero stutters, backing up a bit. "The uh, wrong place at the wrong time, because YOU..." He shakes off his fear, and gets in Dan's face. "You, my friend.. YEAH! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he yells right in Dan's face, only for Dan to turn his cheek away from him, looking like he is going to murder him. "You felt the Whammy Bar, dude. You don't deserve a shot at this title, none of you do!"
The lights go out, the fans get hushed, as a faint white X illuminates the ring. The fans start to rumble as another voice booms out. "I believe that you owe me something, Thomas." The fans explode as the house lights come back on to see Jesus X standing in the middle of the ring, much to everybody's surprise. Fiero is seen looking back at Dod and mouthing "what?" as Dod shrugs, pointing into the ring like he had seen a ghost. "Fiero, we had a deal. You got the money, I got the title and control of the company. But Thomas, none of that happened." He glares down at Fiero, who is livid now, shouting back at him that their deal was never like that. "You see," he speaks to the fans now. "We had a deal, that included me ensuring his victory for that title," he points at the title around Fiero's waist as Tommy guffaws, patting it and then patting his chest like he is some sort of warrior. "That as soon as he got that, got what he wanted, got to use it to promote his little movie, then I'd give him money from my ministries for him to buy this... promotion out, I'd be handed the title and creative control over it." The fans are booing loudly now, "boo all you want! But I was going to reform things, make things right, Fiero there," he points down at him. "Fiero was just a part of the plan, a puppet if you will. Things here are much bigger, much more complex than he knows."
"Whoa, whoa whoa," Spunk interrupts. "You weren't garunteed SHIT," the fans erupt as Spunk gets in his face. "You had a number one contenders match against 001, and I doubt you would have left unscathed enough to come out and fuck with me, never mind I had Shogo and YUSUKE to look after me..."
"Hey, buddy boy, how is your boy YUSUCKY there holdin' up?" Dod belts out, chewing gum with a smirk on his face as Spunk glares at him, as it was reported earlier that YUSUKE suffered a neck injury from Dod's attack last week and will be out of action for an unknown amount of time. Spunk shakes his head and turns back to Jesus X.
"Things... Things are bigger than you can grasp," Jesus X snaps off to Spunk. "So tonight, Fiero.. Tonight I'm cashing in on our contract. I want my title, as there is no way I'm going to get control apparently, as you fucked THAT one up pretty badly," he sneers. Fiero is livid, as he is tearing ass for backstage, with Dod trying to stop him.
"Cut it out, nobody is getting a fucking shot tonight, this shit is oveerrrrrrrrrrrrererer..." Fiero stumbles as Sommers has a firm grasp on his hair, not letting him move an inch. "Let the fuck go you hillbilly!" Sommers pulls hard, slamming Fiero down onto the concrete as Fiero yelps. Dod holds Sommers back and tells him to calm down, as he helps Fiero to his feet, holding him back from going after Sommers. "You fucker I swear that I'll..."
"Cut it out!" Dod slaps him across the face.
"Ow, why'd you..."
"Shut it!" Dod holds a finger over Fiero's mouth, "how 'bout this? You three clowns in the ring, take on us out here, huh?" Spunk and Shogo glare at each other, and then at Jesus X, back to each other, and then long and hard at Jesus X. Sommers seems to be oblivious, and looks like he just wants to kill somebody, as Fiero whispers into Dod's ear, Dod shaking his head and whispering back, Fiero nods in agreement and pats him on the shoulder. "C'mon, you three in there don't have shit on anybody out here, we'll even give you 2/3 falls to try to one-up us!"
"I could care less, this is just delaying the inevitable," Jesus X says. "But I'm game," the fans erupt as Spunk and Shogo are consulting with each other, Jesus X turning to Spunk, offering his hand. Spunk stares down at it, long and hard, before turning away, only for Shogo to argue with him, Jesus X's hand still extended. Spunk turns around and looks down at it, running his hands through his hair in frustration and kicking the bottom rope before he thrusts his hand out and shakes Jesus X's hand quickly, the fans erupting in cheers before he pulls away and jumps out of the ring. It looks like we have ourselves a main event set up here tonight, including the return of Jesus X! This is huge! This is confusing! This is Spunk Pro at its finest!
Hell, we still have a whole card to burn through here! Tomohiro Ito, the returning young sensation took on the tough challenge of Brad Wolf next, the former International Champion and Tag Champion, in a hard fought bout that ended after a huge Implant DDT from Ito, taking down the former tag champ in 16 minutes! Wolf's partner Stone had about the same amount of luck next, as he fell to D's tough lariat in 20 minutes in what was a hard fought battle, and one of D's biggest wins since his return. The Celtic Bruisers then fought the OdZ team of DEMOS and RUINER to a tough draw, with both men working over RUINER's weakened right arm throughout. It would have been a decisive finish for the Bruisers, had ZODIAK not nailed the ref with a chair after Baker nailed RUINER with a shoulderbreaker and had the Kimura locked in tight, RUINER visibly tapping, but the 30 minute time limit being reached while the ref was laid out. Baker and Gabriel were furious, as they chased ZODIAK to the back, DEMOS tending to RUINER who was heavily favoring his arm after the match.
Now here we are, the main event time in what is a very interesting Heavyweight title picture, we have Spunk, the former Champion, Shogo, his long-term Spunk Pro partner, former Junior ace and Champion, as well as Jesus X, the longest reigning Spunk Pro Heavyweight Champion and if anything, THE villain of the company before Fiero came around... This is something we thought we'd never see -- not only Jesus X back in the Spunk Pro ring, but teamed with Spunk. Then, on the other end, we have those two egotistical bastards Jack Dod, who really needs no introduction whatsoever, I mean, he is Jack Dod, former UWH Champion, leader of the Dod Squad and just general jackass, Tommy Fiero, the Heavyweight Champion, pretentious film-director-turned-giant-failure-and-embarrassment-to-the-wrestling-business, and Dan Sommers -- the most unpredictable powerderkeg we've ever seen. The man is a human wrecking ball, with 2 confirmed kills since snapping -- Hobo Joe and Bobo Gomez, with what looks like no end. He could also be held directly responsible for Fiero even holding that belt. Basically, in the ring right now we have the most dynamic scene we've probably ever seen.
The bell rings, and its brutal from the start. Sommers is an absolute beast, tearing through everybody in his path, and Fiero is hanging back trying to not get involved. When it comes down to Dan and Jesus X, the fans are in awe as Dan destroys the former champion, leveling him with a lariat, then hitting the huge powerbomb and Jesus X staying down for the 3 count! The first fall is down, and it was Dan putting down the returning Jesus X for the dupe! Things have degenerated into an all-out-brawl now, this is just not pretty. Spunk and Dod the legal men now, and Fiero finally showing his face in the ring, hitting a chop block on Spunk, then dragging him to the outside! Spunk is still showing the effects from last week's title match, taking the Alabama Nightmare and being so far the only man to really live to talk about it, but he is none-the-better for it, and its showing here as Fiero is putting it to him. Dod and Sommers are taking care of business in the ring, and ref Nick Fatts has lost complete control now, all he can do is count Spunk out on the outside as Spunk tries to get in, getting up to the apron only to eat a lariat from Dan, spilling him back out onto the outside, nailing his head on the railing! Fiero taking advantage here and has the Lock of Rock on him again! 18...19..20! Spunk has been counted out, and in just 2 falls this match is over! Things have degenerated into all-out mayhem here, as expected!
Dod Superkicks Jesus X out of the ring, and its Sommers and Dod trading blows on Otsuka, Spunk's last real cohort left here, and Dod is motioning to the back -- here come DEMOS and RUINER! Christ, this isn't going to be pretty! What are they doing? Dod with a Superkick to Shogo, laying him out! He sits him up, and RUINER off the ropes -- REVALATIONS!! (sliding kenka kick) That just took his head off! DEMOS picks him up, and drives him down with a pedigree! This is disgusting, somebody stop this! Sommers pushes everybody out of the way and hoists him onto his shoulders. Dod looks giddy in there as Sommers is about to drop him, Dod jumping up and down laughing as Jesus X looks on from outside, fully recovered, Spunk in the Lock of Rock with a bird's eye view of this, calling out for Jesus X to help Shogo, to get Shogo down. Jesus X simply looks on as Sommers pushes him off his shoulders, Spunk letting out a scream just as Shogo's face smacks up against Sommers' knee, a loud crack heard throughout the now silent arena, Otsuka completely out on the canvas... Spunk finally breaks free and tries to dash into the ring, but Fiero catches him with an elbow to the back of the head, Jesus X simply walking backstage as OdZ hover around and stomp the fallen Otsuka. The camera focuses on Dan's face, cold and stoned, then to Dod who has a sadistic grin on his face. Gabriel and Baker dash out from backstage, both criss-crossing around Jesus X and hit the ring, pulling OdZ to the outside and smashing them around the ringside area and spilling out into the crowd, the camera fading out on Jesus X standing in the entrance-way, flipping his hair back and staring into the chaos at ringside.
Nothing makes sense anymore.
1. ZODIAK (3:22 - Demon Driver II) AKAHIRA
2. Tomohiro Ito (16:09 - Implant DDT) Brad Wolf
3. D (20:08 - Lariat) Lee Stone
4. Celtic Bruisers (Sean Gabriel/Paddy Baker) (30:00 - Draw) OdZ (DEMOS/RUINER)
5. 2/3 Falls: Spunk/Shogo Otsuka/Jesus X vs Tommy Fiero/Jack Dod/Dan Sommers
1: Dan Sommers (22:01 - Jumping Powerbomb) Jesus X
2. Jack Dod (9:18 - Count Out) Spunk
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