Spunk Pro - 10.26.06 - Mickey Stevens Sports Complex, Warwick, RI (433 fans)
Spunk Pro brings you another somewhat awesome house show! The Spunk Pro Jr Champ Wataru Araya had a tuneup match to prep for his upcoming title defense against DEMOS as he demolished El Portero (poor lil Messican). Lester Bourbon, sporting Hogan-esque tights and a 'Bourbonmania' shirt teamed with Bobo Gomez to go to a wild 45 minute draw with STRIKE FORCE. The Ministry took out the Machines when Judas used a Regal Stretch on 002, as Jesus X looked on quite pleased and taunted 001 afterwards. Mr. T came back with a vengeance as he fought Johnny Jett's Agent; Billy J. Hollywood, Esq in what turned out to be a great match. Mr. T looked more on form than he had been in months, as he KO's Hollywood with the BAD! After the match Johnny Jett attacked him from behind, with DANGEROUS Lou Hoffman helping him. When Billy came to he started as well, when out of NOWHERE (seriously guys, nowhere at all!) Havok hit the ring! Havok and Mr. T drove off Team Hollywood, then as a show of respect shook hands. Our main event saw the Spunk Pro team of Vio-Gun square off with the Wrestle Wars team of Biff Mongo and Red Coogan. Spunk took the big man down with a stiff lariat, in a measure of revenge from last week's TV show as we end this show on a high note, sending the fans home HAPPY.
1. Wataru Araya (3:12 - Firehook) El Portero
2. Lester Bourbon/Bobo Gomez(^) (45:00 - Draw) Strike Force (Brad Wolf(^)/Lee Stone)
3. Ministry X (Imago X/Judas X(O)) (22:00 - Regal Stretch) Machines (001/002(X))
4. Mr. T (16:16 - BAD -> KO) Billy Hollywood
5. VIO-Gun (Spunk(O)/Shogo Otsuka) (21:24 - Lariat) Wrestle Wars (Biff Mongo/Red Coogan(X))
10.23.2006
10.24.06 - Spunk Pro House Show
Spunk Pro - 10.24.06 - Hartford Municipal Gymnasium (Hartford, CT -- 544 fans)
Spunk Pro ran a house show in CT tonight, which was quite an event. The fans were treated to a night of intense Spunk Pro action, as well as Sean Gabriel defending his WILD International Championship against the young upstart Ken Hunt. Hunt held out and Gabriel had to fight off 3 spears before he had to use a low blow and a cradle for the win. The VIOLENCE team picks up a huge win over the former tag champs the WTST, with Hobo Joe going down for the second time in the past few shows, and Spunk came out and challenged any of the Wrestle Wars goons to come out and face him, and a GOON he got in Biff Mongo. Biff's brawling slowed Spunk up a bit, but Spunk absolutely demolished him before using an uranage -> choke sleeper for the win.
1. Havok (7:42 - Blackout) El Portero
2. OdZ (DEMOS/Power CHUCK/MAX(O)) (22:23 - MAX Facelock) Young Dragons (Wataru Araya/Travis Wilkes/Tom Johnson(X))
3. WILD International Championship: Sean Gabriel (C) (16:56 - Low Blow -> School Boy) Ken Hunt
4. VIOLENCE (YUSUKE/Shogo Otsuka(O) (26:36 - German Suplex Hold) Walking Talking Stereotypes (Alabama Dan/Hobo Joe(X))
5. Spunk (12:36 - Rear Naked Choke) Biff Mongo
Spunk Pro ran a house show in CT tonight, which was quite an event. The fans were treated to a night of intense Spunk Pro action, as well as Sean Gabriel defending his WILD International Championship against the young upstart Ken Hunt. Hunt held out and Gabriel had to fight off 3 spears before he had to use a low blow and a cradle for the win. The VIOLENCE team picks up a huge win over the former tag champs the WTST, with Hobo Joe going down for the second time in the past few shows, and Spunk came out and challenged any of the Wrestle Wars goons to come out and face him, and a GOON he got in Biff Mongo. Biff's brawling slowed Spunk up a bit, but Spunk absolutely demolished him before using an uranage -> choke sleeper for the win.
1. Havok (7:42 - Blackout) El Portero
2. OdZ (DEMOS/Power CHUCK/MAX(O)) (22:23 - MAX Facelock) Young Dragons (Wataru Araya/Travis Wilkes/Tom Johnson(X))
3. WILD International Championship: Sean Gabriel (C) (16:56 - Low Blow -> School Boy) Ken Hunt
4. VIOLENCE (YUSUKE/Shogo Otsuka(O) (26:36 - German Suplex Hold) Walking Talking Stereotypes (Alabama Dan/Hobo Joe(X))
5. Spunk (12:36 - Rear Naked Choke) Biff Mongo
10.22.2006
10.22.06 - Spunk Pro
10.22.06 - Basketball City (NY City - 1,244 fans)
*Note; I've been extremely strapped for time. Excuse the brevity of this, but I just felt compelled to get something, anything up.*
Tonight was a huge night for Spunk Pro wrestling, making its New York City debut in a stuffy building that ROH runs in once in a while. A few fans passed out, citing lack of airflow because the building is a giant balloon, but we don't really care. Thomas Fiero and his lackey-bastards from the Wrestle Wars team were in the lobby passing out WRESTLE WARS memorabillia cups of water to help out the fans, attempting to win them over. Biff Mongo was running around trying to hype the fans up, and ended up looking like a fucking tool most of the time. It would be an understatement to say that most of these cups of water ended up on Mongo, Coogan and Kickass. Fiero grabbed a cameraman and said tonight he'd face the toughest man he could find in Spunk Pro, a champion, a true legend, and that he'd grace the Spunk Pro ring with his amazing prescence. Then some kid threw a cup at his head.
The first few matches went as advertised, proving to be tough contests and really keeping the fans energized and getting them to 'feel' the show. Can ya feel dat? Mr. T faced off with the thorn in his side; Johnny Jett, coming out alone. Bobo Gomez no longer swearing affiliation to him, and Lester nowhere to be found. Mr. T dominated Jett, with Jett only getting a few cheap shots in here and there, but Mr. T's overwhelming strength and emotion kept him firmly in charge. Mr. T finally was going for a powerbomb on the already ravaged Johnny Jett when Jett flipped over, and in a scene that reminded fans of Dante Black/Lord Vermin, Jett flipped over into a sunset flip, and after taking a tremendous beating scored the 1, 2, 3 on Mr. T! After the match, Jett had a run-in with Thomas R. Fiero (AKA -- THE RAT) backstage, with the Jet Girls on each arm, and Billy Hollywood following close behind, in a smart looking skirt/suit jacket ensemble. Yeah, I don't know.
Johnny Jett offered his hand to Fiero, and said he 'feels for him' and would love to 'do lunch' sometime. The Jet Girls were all over Fiero, who looked quite pleased at this, as Billy Hollywood, who introduced himself as "B. J. Hollywood, Esquire" offered a business card to Fiero. Jett expressed an interest in a 'joint project' between himself and Fiero, saying he thought VWA was 'cute' and would love to work on having Fiero produce his 'Untitled Johnny Jett Rock-U-Mentary' on his life and quest to being a heavyweight champion film star. Yeah, what? On the otherside of the arena, apparently Mr. T stormed out, dejected and rambling.
The Russians aren't coming, they are here! Supercomrade knocks out Hobo Joe to capture the Spunk Pro tag championship in what was a very surprising turn of events. What we got next, was a treat for fans of brawls as Paddy Baker defended his Mid-Continental Championship against his rival, Sean Gabriel. What we got was a sick, 20+ minute brawl, with Gabriel busting Baker open with a few sick headbutts mid-way through the match. After it became clear to both men the other wasn't going to go down easily, frustration began to grow. In their past encounters we've seen Gabriel already wrestling in the night, and then taking on a fresh Paddy Baker and losing in over 30 minutes in what was a classic in SECW. Then we saw Baker get knocked out of the ring with Gabriel getting a count out victory that he seemed less than pleased with. At the 23 minute point Gabriel dragged Baker to the outside, grinding his bloody head along the guard rail, then slugging him a few times in the forehead. The ref is counting as Gabriel has a Camel Clutch on Baker!! He is trying to wear Baker down and I guess forcibly get him counted out?! What is he thinking? Baker is biting Gabriel's hand! Gabriel is screaming out as he lets go, both men standing up as Baker is still biting! Gabriel with a thumb to the eye! He goes to whip Baker into the rail, Baker reverses with a drop toe hold that drops Gabriel throat-first onto the barrier! 17... 18... Baker up, and he dashes into the ring as Gabriel grasps for air.... 19... Gabriel jumps for the apron and is trying to claw himself in, as Baker is calling for him to come on... 20! Gabriel has been counted out!
A huge, heated 6-man tag is slated to be our main event -- Vio-Gun, YUSUKE, Shogo and Spunk facing off with the Wrestle Wars team of Captain Kickass, Red Coogan and Biff Mongo. The fans are all over the Wrestle Wars team, as the Spunk Pro team is fighting their hearts out. Wyatt McKidd and Thomas R. Fiero stuck their noses into the match, causing enough of a distraction to have Shogo get peppered with rights and lefts from Kickass and to set up the Kodiak Clutch for the tap out! The two teams didn't stop there, as they brawled about the arena, amidst the chaos, Fiero makes his way into the ring, and announces his opponent, a champion, a legend, a true warrior -- FPN Undisputed Champion, Dink... Dink!? What.. the.. This little fucking rat, does he think this is funny? GLASS BREAKS! Dink is out, bah gawd capri suns in hand as he is trying to break one open, and Mongo from behind with a hockey stick! He drags the 15 year old into the ring, and Fiero is just playing around with him as we call for the bell. Dink is fighting back with his childish redneck fury, but Fiero proving to be a foil to this! The 6 men are still brawling around ringside, as Fiero is shouting to Wyatt to make sure he is getting the "American Beauty shot" of Dink, whatever the hell that means! Tommy Fie-err.. Thomas fucking R. Fiero is mugging for the camera, he turns around -- STUNNER! STUNNER! BAH GAWD STUNNER! HE NAILS IT! BACK STYLE PIN! 1!!! 2!! 2.999!! Dink going up top for the w@nToN b@mBe!! Wyatt up on the apron, shaking the ropes as Fiero gets up, Dink is wobbly! YUSUKE with a kneel kick taking Wyatt down, but he hits the ropes! dink goes flying! FIERO CATCHES HIM WITH A FUCKING ACE CRUSHER IN MID AIR!! THE CUT!!! He makes a cocky cover! 1!!! 2!! 3!! FIERO JUST STOLE ONE! FIERO JUST STOLE A PIN ON A POOR, DEFENSELESS BOY! THIS IS PATHETIC! He is standing over him, foot on his chest as his camera crew focuses on him doing the "Titanic" pose on Dink's chest, as the arena around him has broke into absolute chaos!
...While we hate him, this ending is somewhat metaphoric! DAMN THIS PRETENTION TO HELL! THIS IS PRO-WRESTLING, NOT POST-MODERN FICTION!
1. Power CHUCK (15:33 - Powervice) Tom Johnson
2. Brad Wolf (20:07 - Powerslam) Bobo Gomez
3. Johnny Jett (20:24 - Sunset Flip) Mr. T
4. Spunk Pro Tag Team Championship: Comarades (Aris/Super Comrade(O)) (15:49 - KO) WTST (Alabama Dan/Hobo Joe(X)) (C)
5. Mid-Continental Championship: Paddy Baker (C) (23:27 - Count Out) Sean Gabriel
6. Wrestle Wars (Kickass/Coogan(O)/Mongo) (25:26 - Kodiak Clutch) Vio-Gun (Spunk/YUSUKE/Shogo(X))
7. Thomas R. Fiero (3:00 - cUT!!) dink
*Note; I've been extremely strapped for time. Excuse the brevity of this, but I just felt compelled to get something, anything up.*
Tonight was a huge night for Spunk Pro wrestling, making its New York City debut in a stuffy building that ROH runs in once in a while. A few fans passed out, citing lack of airflow because the building is a giant balloon, but we don't really care. Thomas Fiero and his lackey-bastards from the Wrestle Wars team were in the lobby passing out WRESTLE WARS memorabillia cups of water to help out the fans, attempting to win them over. Biff Mongo was running around trying to hype the fans up, and ended up looking like a fucking tool most of the time. It would be an understatement to say that most of these cups of water ended up on Mongo, Coogan and Kickass. Fiero grabbed a cameraman and said tonight he'd face the toughest man he could find in Spunk Pro, a champion, a true legend, and that he'd grace the Spunk Pro ring with his amazing prescence. Then some kid threw a cup at his head.
The first few matches went as advertised, proving to be tough contests and really keeping the fans energized and getting them to 'feel' the show. Can ya feel dat? Mr. T faced off with the thorn in his side; Johnny Jett, coming out alone. Bobo Gomez no longer swearing affiliation to him, and Lester nowhere to be found. Mr. T dominated Jett, with Jett only getting a few cheap shots in here and there, but Mr. T's overwhelming strength and emotion kept him firmly in charge. Mr. T finally was going for a powerbomb on the already ravaged Johnny Jett when Jett flipped over, and in a scene that reminded fans of Dante Black/Lord Vermin, Jett flipped over into a sunset flip, and after taking a tremendous beating scored the 1, 2, 3 on Mr. T! After the match, Jett had a run-in with Thomas R. Fiero (AKA -- THE RAT) backstage, with the Jet Girls on each arm, and Billy Hollywood following close behind, in a smart looking skirt/suit jacket ensemble. Yeah, I don't know.
Johnny Jett offered his hand to Fiero, and said he 'feels for him' and would love to 'do lunch' sometime. The Jet Girls were all over Fiero, who looked quite pleased at this, as Billy Hollywood, who introduced himself as "B. J. Hollywood, Esquire" offered a business card to Fiero. Jett expressed an interest in a 'joint project' between himself and Fiero, saying he thought VWA was 'cute' and would love to work on having Fiero produce his 'Untitled Johnny Jett Rock-U-Mentary' on his life and quest to being a heavyweight champion film star. Yeah, what? On the otherside of the arena, apparently Mr. T stormed out, dejected and rambling.
The Russians aren't coming, they are here! Supercomrade knocks out Hobo Joe to capture the Spunk Pro tag championship in what was a very surprising turn of events. What we got next, was a treat for fans of brawls as Paddy Baker defended his Mid-Continental Championship against his rival, Sean Gabriel. What we got was a sick, 20+ minute brawl, with Gabriel busting Baker open with a few sick headbutts mid-way through the match. After it became clear to both men the other wasn't going to go down easily, frustration began to grow. In their past encounters we've seen Gabriel already wrestling in the night, and then taking on a fresh Paddy Baker and losing in over 30 minutes in what was a classic in SECW. Then we saw Baker get knocked out of the ring with Gabriel getting a count out victory that he seemed less than pleased with. At the 23 minute point Gabriel dragged Baker to the outside, grinding his bloody head along the guard rail, then slugging him a few times in the forehead. The ref is counting as Gabriel has a Camel Clutch on Baker!! He is trying to wear Baker down and I guess forcibly get him counted out?! What is he thinking? Baker is biting Gabriel's hand! Gabriel is screaming out as he lets go, both men standing up as Baker is still biting! Gabriel with a thumb to the eye! He goes to whip Baker into the rail, Baker reverses with a drop toe hold that drops Gabriel throat-first onto the barrier! 17... 18... Baker up, and he dashes into the ring as Gabriel grasps for air.... 19... Gabriel jumps for the apron and is trying to claw himself in, as Baker is calling for him to come on... 20! Gabriel has been counted out!
A huge, heated 6-man tag is slated to be our main event -- Vio-Gun, YUSUKE, Shogo and Spunk facing off with the Wrestle Wars team of Captain Kickass, Red Coogan and Biff Mongo. The fans are all over the Wrestle Wars team, as the Spunk Pro team is fighting their hearts out. Wyatt McKidd and Thomas R. Fiero stuck their noses into the match, causing enough of a distraction to have Shogo get peppered with rights and lefts from Kickass and to set up the Kodiak Clutch for the tap out! The two teams didn't stop there, as they brawled about the arena, amidst the chaos, Fiero makes his way into the ring, and announces his opponent, a champion, a legend, a true warrior -- FPN Undisputed Champion, Dink... Dink!? What.. the.. This little fucking rat, does he think this is funny? GLASS BREAKS! Dink is out, bah gawd capri suns in hand as he is trying to break one open, and Mongo from behind with a hockey stick! He drags the 15 year old into the ring, and Fiero is just playing around with him as we call for the bell. Dink is fighting back with his childish redneck fury, but Fiero proving to be a foil to this! The 6 men are still brawling around ringside, as Fiero is shouting to Wyatt to make sure he is getting the "American Beauty shot" of Dink, whatever the hell that means! Tommy Fie-err.. Thomas fucking R. Fiero is mugging for the camera, he turns around -- STUNNER! STUNNER! BAH GAWD STUNNER! HE NAILS IT! BACK STYLE PIN! 1!!! 2!! 2.999!! Dink going up top for the w@nToN b@mBe!! Wyatt up on the apron, shaking the ropes as Fiero gets up, Dink is wobbly! YUSUKE with a kneel kick taking Wyatt down, but he hits the ropes! dink goes flying! FIERO CATCHES HIM WITH A FUCKING ACE CRUSHER IN MID AIR!! THE CUT!!! He makes a cocky cover! 1!!! 2!! 3!! FIERO JUST STOLE ONE! FIERO JUST STOLE A PIN ON A POOR, DEFENSELESS BOY! THIS IS PATHETIC! He is standing over him, foot on his chest as his camera crew focuses on him doing the "Titanic" pose on Dink's chest, as the arena around him has broke into absolute chaos!
...While we hate him, this ending is somewhat metaphoric! DAMN THIS PRETENTION TO HELL! THIS IS PRO-WRESTLING, NOT POST-MODERN FICTION!
1. Power CHUCK (15:33 - Powervice) Tom Johnson
2. Brad Wolf (20:07 - Powerslam) Bobo Gomez
3. Johnny Jett (20:24 - Sunset Flip) Mr. T
4. Spunk Pro Tag Team Championship: Comarades (Aris/Super Comrade(O)) (15:49 - KO) WTST (Alabama Dan/Hobo Joe(X)) (C)
5. Mid-Continental Championship: Paddy Baker (C) (23:27 - Count Out) Sean Gabriel
6. Wrestle Wars (Kickass/Coogan(O)/Mongo) (25:26 - Kodiak Clutch) Vio-Gun (Spunk/YUSUKE/Shogo(X))
7. Thomas R. Fiero (3:00 - cUT!!) dink
10.04.2006
Spunk Pro 10.4.06 - Riot II
Spunk Pro 10.4.06 - RI Indoor Sports Arena (1,233 fans)
Welcome folks to a hot night of SPUNK PRO WRESTLING ACTION! As always, we here at Spunk Pro are here to deliver the hottest pro-wrestling action to you, the fan of professional wrestling as the Spunk Pro International Championship is up for grabs! The young supernova YUSUKE faces off against one of his 3 mentors; Manakuro Marakuso in what should be an epic bout. Marakuso the first ever Spunk Pro International champion, and last time we saw him he was tapping out to one of YUSUKE's jujigatames! On top of that we have Jesus X facing off with 001's new partner, 002, Bobo "T" Gomez facing off against the UNDEFEATED HAVOK and a hell of a lot more here from Spunk Pr--OH WHAT THE HELL! Its that rat-fink-wolf-bastard Tommy Fie-err.. THOMAS R. FUCKING FIERO! What is he doing here? You'd think after what happened at the last show he'd know better, but there he is, megaphone in hand, on top of a moon-shaped stage shouting about the ECLIPSE invasion and the heroic Valiant Underground trying to sell tickets to that soon-to-be box-office flop 'Wrestle Wars!' There is Biff Mongo and some fucking Moon Robot Demon-thingy handing out fliers and free tickets to the premier! This humble reporter is proud to say Spunk Pro fans are taking acception to this, as the ones in the know seem to be ripping up the passes, but Captain Kickass, Red Coogan and a few other of his goons seem to be forcing these upon people.
Well, the first match is underway, as we cut away from the mob scene just outside the doors to the arena, we are told our security is trying to do something about this, but anyway... Ken Hunt faces off with Spunk in the opening match, a rare chance for a Young Dragon to get a chance to face the champion, and Spunk looks pissed! Wait, we are just getting word now that D has shown up tonight with his arm in a sling, that his shoulder was torqued by Captain Kickass's Whatever-the-hell-he-wants-to-call-it Clutch last show! Doctors have told him he has a torn tendon in his shouler and blew out his rotator cuff. Spunk is fighting with a fire tonight against this young guy, as he is just beating the shit out of him! Hunt in the corner and Spunk is continually kicking him in the face, and the ref has called for the bell... Hunt is in a bloody heap, as Spunk holds the title up, calls out Fiero and grabs a towel to help clean up the young Hunt as he helps him to his feet and raises his hand. But you gotta wonder what is going through his mind, as he knows Fiero and his goons are just outside the door, and that his young protege is out for god know's how long!
Next up we have Bobo "T" Gomez facing off against the undefeated machine Havok! Wait, is that... Seamus McFadden!? In stripes. God, I know stripes are supposed to be flattering to fat people, but McFadden looks like an overstuffed, stumpy, balding zebra with a green belt. This is just embarassing, as he is apparently imposing his will on the WWA officials and claiming the former commisioner of Pro-Wrestling WILD. Wait a minute, Bobo "T" Gomez is coming out in his old attire, the blue jeans and torn prison shirt, no gold chains.. Whats going on here? Bobo corrects our esteemed announcer, Asstaco that he is no longer Bobo "T" Gomez, but simply Bobo Gomez! What the... Hell, Havok attacks from behind! Half Nelson suplex connects! What followed was a brawl that tore the house down, Bobo Gomez reverting to his former smashmouth style, with less of a focus on the suplexes and saving youth centers. Sorry YMCA, fuck off its hobo smashin' time! Bobo seems to be building up to finishing him off with the Muso, but Havok is just too tough. Its rights and lefts, suplexes and other insanity as we are building to a head here! Bobo fighting off the Blackout, and Havok turning the Muso into a few well-placed elbows to the head. Gomez with a nasty series of chops, as Havok is just taking it -- NORTHERN LIGHTS BOMB! And He looks for the cover, but seems too tired to make it... McFadden pulls him over! 1! 2! 3! fast count! Its over! McFadden raises Havok's hand, as he looks on in disbelief. It looks like he is willing to take this though, as he staggers up and looks down at Bobo and smiles, McFadden raising his hand. McFadden offers him his hand, and he takes it! The crowd is all over him, bah gawd has he made a deal with the devil!?
We'll give you a report on those bastards from I guess what was the VWA, if that really was at all anywhere near real, the Hollywood bastards. They are still there, arguing with security, causing a near-riot on the outside! The police are coming out there and asking them to leave... This is not pretty, well, back to the arena! Its not worth giving these guys TV time! The Young Guns of Tom Johnson and the Spunk Pro Jr Champ Wataru Araya face off with OdZ's Power CHUCK and DEMOS! DEMOS wants Wataru, Wataru wants to keep his respect and his title, but he can't sit back anymore and let DEMOS run wild -- it has to stop. DEMOS and CHUCK really take it to these young guys, as RUINER watches, with his cast on his arm. A sickening crack is heard later on in the bout as CHUCK and DEMOS distract the ref and RUINER cracks Araya over the head with his cast! It looks like he is out! DEMOS applies a surfboard of sorts, and CHUCK is wailing away on him, the ref steps in and it looks like he is out! Giant pull apart ensues now as the Young Guns and OdZ face off, we have officials out here to restore order. Next up Jesus X earned a tough-fought victory over the newcomer 002. This match was to deliver a message to 001 that he was ready to reap his revenge on him! It was 2 Final Cuts followed by the Sign of the X that finished him off. Jesus X feigned like he was going to tear his mask off, but 001 made the save, which brought out more officials (lots of them tonight, apparently) and 001 absolutely decimated them! Chokeslams for all! Jesus X is backing off as Judas and Imago are helping him to the back.
This leads us to the reason we have a packed house here -- the main event! Manakuro Marakuso's challenge for the Spunk Pro International Championship, challenging his young pupil in his first defense! What we saw was nothing less than an astonishing display of matwork and heart. Marakuso starts the match off dominating the former amatuer-wrestler YUSUKE on the mat, while young YUSUKE attempts to regain control. Marakuso's arm is wrapped up from the armbar the other night, which apparently really hurt him. This was the opening he needed, as a wakigatame catches him and puts him in a bad way! The rest of the match is worked around Marakuso trying to recompose himself while YUSUKE tries to rip his mentor's arm apart bit by bit. Marakuso trying to make his comeback with a series of leg kicks and he goes for the enzuiguri -- ducked! YUSUKE with a juji! Juji! He has it locked in, but Marakuso makes it to the ropes! The fans are going wild for this hot SPUNK PRO ACTION, as both men make their way to their feet. YUSUKE with a series of right and left shoudas, a few mid-kicks and a knee to Marakuso's face! Marakuso is going down, but YUSUKE catches him - MAXIMUM GERMAN SUPLEX!! 1........ 2...........2.999999! YUSUKE floats over -- hizajujigatame! He has him in the knee bar, but Marakuso rolls into it and has his shoulders down!! 1!! 2!! NO! The fans are roaring now, as Marakuso is calling for the finish.. He has him in a Cobra Twist, and takes him to the mat!! 1!!! 2!! YUSUKE GETS THE JUJI LOCKED IN!! This has to be it! This has to be it! Marakuso is screaming out in pain as he has it fully extended, this has to be it! The fans are going nuts, and Marakuso cuts back into a cradle! 1! 2! NO! The roof is about to blow off of the RI Indoor Sports Arena! Marakuso looking to lock in the Dragon Sleeper, but YUSUKE with a few kicks to the temple! He lets go, staggers up as YUSUKE rushes at him, looking for the YU-Bomber, he ducks, goes behind! Full nelson applied, he is going for the Dragon Suplex! YUSUKE won't go up, he is fighting it, but he has him almost over! Elbows him in his bad arm! He drops him -- OVERHEAD KICK! YUSUKE quickly floats over and applies the jujigatame! Marakuso tries to fight it, but there is nowhere to go! He taps! He taps! YUSUKE retains! YUSUKE RETAINS!
YUSUKE and Marakuso stand together in the ring, Marakuso favoring his arm as he raises YUSUKE's hand, the ref presenting him the title! Tears fill YUSUKE's eyes, as he has defeated his mentor in a fantastic bout, proven his heart is full of gold! YUSUKE celebrates -- wait! WHAT THE -- FIERO!? FIERO IN THE RING! HE NAILS THE WHAMMY BAR, THE CUT!! WHATEVER THE HELL IT IS ON THE EXHAUSTED YUSUKE! YUSUKE down! Wait, some of his goons are around the ring with a camera! Jonas McKidd has a clip board with him as he is taking notes, and this is just disgusting! Coogan in the ring and he nails a backdrop on the exhausted Marakuso! McKidd in the ring as Tommy Fie-err, Thomas R. Fiero, that fucking rat fink piece of pretentious trash is out there barking orders, saying he wants it framed better! Framed better?! This is pro-fucking-wrestling, not some fucking film shoot! McKidd is laying the boots into YUSUKE, as he is repositioning him to Tommy's calls, Tommy is yelling something about Martin Scorsese, yelling he wants a 'Cape Fear' shot. CAPE FEAR!? THIS IS PRO-WRESTLING! THIS IS SPUNK PRO WRESTLING! SPUNK PRO! SPUNK -- ITS SPUNK! Spunk in the ring, he is cleaning house! Goes for a high kick on Jonas, but he rolls out of the ring. Spunk points at Tommy, he throws the Spunk Pro Championship down and points at it, and then at Tommy, and the fans are going wild! They want this to happen, they want Fiero to get his due! Tommy moves towards the ring, but then backs out, claiming he is an artist, not some layman. He gets on the mic and says he wants that title, saying it would make for a good hood ornament! That rat bastard! He is just using this industry, this industry that was built by the boys in the back and their respect for this business, he is using it to promote some shitty movie! Nobody wants to fight the champ, Spunk looks like he is leaving, and he catches a view of Kickass! Kickass blindsides him! It looks like we have an impromptu match underway! This is an all out brawl, with Fiero's guys on one side of the ring, and Spunk Pro guys on the otherside! Its a fuckin' lumberjack match of sorts! Spunk is just laying into Kickass here, letting out all of his agression on Kickass's face! Things are looking bleak, but Kickass gets him on theoutside, and Fiero and McKidd with the cheap shots on him! Wait! YUSUKE diving off the ring steps with a kneel kick taking them all out! Its all out havok (not the wrassler) in here! Fans are clawing at Fiero! Spunk back in, but he is hurt! Kickass with what looks like a loaded fist -- RIGHT TO THE FACE! Spunk is busted wide open here, and Kickass looks to be in firm control! Kickass with a Freedomplex! The Freedomplex on Spunk! 1!!!!! 2!!!!!! 2.9999! He barely gets out! The fans are going mental, the arena is going insane! Fiero is starting to try to flee again, but the fans aren't letting him go! Kickass with a series of rights and lefts on Spunk, he is going for another Freedomple it looks! Things look bleak! INSIDE CRADLE!! 1!!! 2!!! 3!! Spunk with the win! Spunk has defeated Kickass! Kickass looks like he just shit his pants, as Fiero is screaming at him that he ruined his shot! Spunk up and he nails Kickass with a kick to the head! Kickass goes down! Spunk dives out at Fiero! Both sides have converged and its mayhem at ringside! We gotta go, but this is insanity! YUSUKE just nailed Jonas McKidd with the camera! WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME, GET THEM BASTARDS!
*Fade*
1. Spunk (:32 - Ref Stop) Ken Hunt
2. Havok (20:43 - Northern lights Bomb) Bobo Gomez
3. OdZ (DEMOS(O)/Power CHUCK) (16:04 - Surfboard Stretch) Young Guns (Wataru Araya(X)/Tom Johnson)
4. Jesus X (13:03 - Sign of the X) 002
5. Spunk Pro International Championship: YUSUKE (C) (17:56 - Jujigatame) Manakuro Marakuso
6. Spunk (16:51 - Inside Cradle) Captain Kickass
Welcome folks to a hot night of SPUNK PRO WRESTLING ACTION! As always, we here at Spunk Pro are here to deliver the hottest pro-wrestling action to you, the fan of professional wrestling as the Spunk Pro International Championship is up for grabs! The young supernova YUSUKE faces off against one of his 3 mentors; Manakuro Marakuso in what should be an epic bout. Marakuso the first ever Spunk Pro International champion, and last time we saw him he was tapping out to one of YUSUKE's jujigatames! On top of that we have Jesus X facing off with 001's new partner, 002, Bobo "T" Gomez facing off against the UNDEFEATED HAVOK and a hell of a lot more here from Spunk Pr--OH WHAT THE HELL! Its that rat-fink-wolf-bastard Tommy Fie-err.. THOMAS R. FUCKING FIERO! What is he doing here? You'd think after what happened at the last show he'd know better, but there he is, megaphone in hand, on top of a moon-shaped stage shouting about the ECLIPSE invasion and the heroic Valiant Underground trying to sell tickets to that soon-to-be box-office flop 'Wrestle Wars!' There is Biff Mongo and some fucking Moon Robot Demon-thingy handing out fliers and free tickets to the premier! This humble reporter is proud to say Spunk Pro fans are taking acception to this, as the ones in the know seem to be ripping up the passes, but Captain Kickass, Red Coogan and a few other of his goons seem to be forcing these upon people.
Well, the first match is underway, as we cut away from the mob scene just outside the doors to the arena, we are told our security is trying to do something about this, but anyway... Ken Hunt faces off with Spunk in the opening match, a rare chance for a Young Dragon to get a chance to face the champion, and Spunk looks pissed! Wait, we are just getting word now that D has shown up tonight with his arm in a sling, that his shoulder was torqued by Captain Kickass's Whatever-the-hell-he-wants-to-call-it Clutch last show! Doctors have told him he has a torn tendon in his shouler and blew out his rotator cuff. Spunk is fighting with a fire tonight against this young guy, as he is just beating the shit out of him! Hunt in the corner and Spunk is continually kicking him in the face, and the ref has called for the bell... Hunt is in a bloody heap, as Spunk holds the title up, calls out Fiero and grabs a towel to help clean up the young Hunt as he helps him to his feet and raises his hand. But you gotta wonder what is going through his mind, as he knows Fiero and his goons are just outside the door, and that his young protege is out for god know's how long!
Next up we have Bobo "T" Gomez facing off against the undefeated machine Havok! Wait, is that... Seamus McFadden!? In stripes. God, I know stripes are supposed to be flattering to fat people, but McFadden looks like an overstuffed, stumpy, balding zebra with a green belt. This is just embarassing, as he is apparently imposing his will on the WWA officials and claiming the former commisioner of Pro-Wrestling WILD. Wait a minute, Bobo "T" Gomez is coming out in his old attire, the blue jeans and torn prison shirt, no gold chains.. Whats going on here? Bobo corrects our esteemed announcer, Asstaco that he is no longer Bobo "T" Gomez, but simply Bobo Gomez! What the... Hell, Havok attacks from behind! Half Nelson suplex connects! What followed was a brawl that tore the house down, Bobo Gomez reverting to his former smashmouth style, with less of a focus on the suplexes and saving youth centers. Sorry YMCA, fuck off its hobo smashin' time! Bobo seems to be building up to finishing him off with the Muso, but Havok is just too tough. Its rights and lefts, suplexes and other insanity as we are building to a head here! Bobo fighting off the Blackout, and Havok turning the Muso into a few well-placed elbows to the head. Gomez with a nasty series of chops, as Havok is just taking it -- NORTHERN LIGHTS BOMB! And He looks for the cover, but seems too tired to make it... McFadden pulls him over! 1! 2! 3! fast count! Its over! McFadden raises Havok's hand, as he looks on in disbelief. It looks like he is willing to take this though, as he staggers up and looks down at Bobo and smiles, McFadden raising his hand. McFadden offers him his hand, and he takes it! The crowd is all over him, bah gawd has he made a deal with the devil!?
We'll give you a report on those bastards from I guess what was the VWA, if that really was at all anywhere near real, the Hollywood bastards. They are still there, arguing with security, causing a near-riot on the outside! The police are coming out there and asking them to leave... This is not pretty, well, back to the arena! Its not worth giving these guys TV time! The Young Guns of Tom Johnson and the Spunk Pro Jr Champ Wataru Araya face off with OdZ's Power CHUCK and DEMOS! DEMOS wants Wataru, Wataru wants to keep his respect and his title, but he can't sit back anymore and let DEMOS run wild -- it has to stop. DEMOS and CHUCK really take it to these young guys, as RUINER watches, with his cast on his arm. A sickening crack is heard later on in the bout as CHUCK and DEMOS distract the ref and RUINER cracks Araya over the head with his cast! It looks like he is out! DEMOS applies a surfboard of sorts, and CHUCK is wailing away on him, the ref steps in and it looks like he is out! Giant pull apart ensues now as the Young Guns and OdZ face off, we have officials out here to restore order. Next up Jesus X earned a tough-fought victory over the newcomer 002. This match was to deliver a message to 001 that he was ready to reap his revenge on him! It was 2 Final Cuts followed by the Sign of the X that finished him off. Jesus X feigned like he was going to tear his mask off, but 001 made the save, which brought out more officials (lots of them tonight, apparently) and 001 absolutely decimated them! Chokeslams for all! Jesus X is backing off as Judas and Imago are helping him to the back.
This leads us to the reason we have a packed house here -- the main event! Manakuro Marakuso's challenge for the Spunk Pro International Championship, challenging his young pupil in his first defense! What we saw was nothing less than an astonishing display of matwork and heart. Marakuso starts the match off dominating the former amatuer-wrestler YUSUKE on the mat, while young YUSUKE attempts to regain control. Marakuso's arm is wrapped up from the armbar the other night, which apparently really hurt him. This was the opening he needed, as a wakigatame catches him and puts him in a bad way! The rest of the match is worked around Marakuso trying to recompose himself while YUSUKE tries to rip his mentor's arm apart bit by bit. Marakuso trying to make his comeback with a series of leg kicks and he goes for the enzuiguri -- ducked! YUSUKE with a juji! Juji! He has it locked in, but Marakuso makes it to the ropes! The fans are going wild for this hot SPUNK PRO ACTION, as both men make their way to their feet. YUSUKE with a series of right and left shoudas, a few mid-kicks and a knee to Marakuso's face! Marakuso is going down, but YUSUKE catches him - MAXIMUM GERMAN SUPLEX!! 1........ 2...........2.999999! YUSUKE floats over -- hizajujigatame! He has him in the knee bar, but Marakuso rolls into it and has his shoulders down!! 1!! 2!! NO! The fans are roaring now, as Marakuso is calling for the finish.. He has him in a Cobra Twist, and takes him to the mat!! 1!!! 2!! YUSUKE GETS THE JUJI LOCKED IN!! This has to be it! This has to be it! Marakuso is screaming out in pain as he has it fully extended, this has to be it! The fans are going nuts, and Marakuso cuts back into a cradle! 1! 2! NO! The roof is about to blow off of the RI Indoor Sports Arena! Marakuso looking to lock in the Dragon Sleeper, but YUSUKE with a few kicks to the temple! He lets go, staggers up as YUSUKE rushes at him, looking for the YU-Bomber, he ducks, goes behind! Full nelson applied, he is going for the Dragon Suplex! YUSUKE won't go up, he is fighting it, but he has him almost over! Elbows him in his bad arm! He drops him -- OVERHEAD KICK! YUSUKE quickly floats over and applies the jujigatame! Marakuso tries to fight it, but there is nowhere to go! He taps! He taps! YUSUKE retains! YUSUKE RETAINS!
YUSUKE and Marakuso stand together in the ring, Marakuso favoring his arm as he raises YUSUKE's hand, the ref presenting him the title! Tears fill YUSUKE's eyes, as he has defeated his mentor in a fantastic bout, proven his heart is full of gold! YUSUKE celebrates -- wait! WHAT THE -- FIERO!? FIERO IN THE RING! HE NAILS THE WHAMMY BAR, THE CUT!! WHATEVER THE HELL IT IS ON THE EXHAUSTED YUSUKE! YUSUKE down! Wait, some of his goons are around the ring with a camera! Jonas McKidd has a clip board with him as he is taking notes, and this is just disgusting! Coogan in the ring and he nails a backdrop on the exhausted Marakuso! McKidd in the ring as Tommy Fie-err, Thomas R. Fiero, that fucking rat fink piece of pretentious trash is out there barking orders, saying he wants it framed better! Framed better?! This is pro-fucking-wrestling, not some fucking film shoot! McKidd is laying the boots into YUSUKE, as he is repositioning him to Tommy's calls, Tommy is yelling something about Martin Scorsese, yelling he wants a 'Cape Fear' shot. CAPE FEAR!? THIS IS PRO-WRESTLING! THIS IS SPUNK PRO WRESTLING! SPUNK PRO! SPUNK -- ITS SPUNK! Spunk in the ring, he is cleaning house! Goes for a high kick on Jonas, but he rolls out of the ring. Spunk points at Tommy, he throws the Spunk Pro Championship down and points at it, and then at Tommy, and the fans are going wild! They want this to happen, they want Fiero to get his due! Tommy moves towards the ring, but then backs out, claiming he is an artist, not some layman. He gets on the mic and says he wants that title, saying it would make for a good hood ornament! That rat bastard! He is just using this industry, this industry that was built by the boys in the back and their respect for this business, he is using it to promote some shitty movie! Nobody wants to fight the champ, Spunk looks like he is leaving, and he catches a view of Kickass! Kickass blindsides him! It looks like we have an impromptu match underway! This is an all out brawl, with Fiero's guys on one side of the ring, and Spunk Pro guys on the otherside! Its a fuckin' lumberjack match of sorts! Spunk is just laying into Kickass here, letting out all of his agression on Kickass's face! Things are looking bleak, but Kickass gets him on theoutside, and Fiero and McKidd with the cheap shots on him! Wait! YUSUKE diving off the ring steps with a kneel kick taking them all out! Its all out havok (not the wrassler) in here! Fans are clawing at Fiero! Spunk back in, but he is hurt! Kickass with what looks like a loaded fist -- RIGHT TO THE FACE! Spunk is busted wide open here, and Kickass looks to be in firm control! Kickass with a Freedomplex! The Freedomplex on Spunk! 1!!!!! 2!!!!!! 2.9999! He barely gets out! The fans are going mental, the arena is going insane! Fiero is starting to try to flee again, but the fans aren't letting him go! Kickass with a series of rights and lefts on Spunk, he is going for another Freedomple it looks! Things look bleak! INSIDE CRADLE!! 1!!! 2!!! 3!! Spunk with the win! Spunk has defeated Kickass! Kickass looks like he just shit his pants, as Fiero is screaming at him that he ruined his shot! Spunk up and he nails Kickass with a kick to the head! Kickass goes down! Spunk dives out at Fiero! Both sides have converged and its mayhem at ringside! We gotta go, but this is insanity! YUSUKE just nailed Jonas McKidd with the camera! WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME, GET THEM BASTARDS!
*Fade*
1. Spunk (:32 - Ref Stop) Ken Hunt
2. Havok (20:43 - Northern lights Bomb) Bobo Gomez
3. OdZ (DEMOS(O)/Power CHUCK) (16:04 - Surfboard Stretch) Young Guns (Wataru Araya(X)/Tom Johnson)
4. Jesus X (13:03 - Sign of the X) 002
5. Spunk Pro International Championship: YUSUKE (C) (17:56 - Jujigatame) Manakuro Marakuso
6. Spunk (16:51 - Inside Cradle) Captain Kickass
10.01.2006
Spunk Pro - 9.26.06 - SPUNK PRO ARENA INVASION
Spunk Pro - 9.26.06 - Spunk Pro Arena (934 fans)
It was an eventful night in the Spunk Pro arena, as we have a scheduled MAIN EVENT Spunk Pro Championship match between Spunk and D, plus much much more! The show started off with DEMOS taking it to the young Hector Casas, making short work of him with a Pedigree -> SIDS Clutch. He was quick to call out Araya again, who didn't show yet again. DEMOS claimed when he finally go this hands on him, he'd destroy him and take his title. Johnny Jett once again proved himself in the ring, this time in a match with the former Spunk Pro International PHENOM, Bobo "T" Gomez. Jett took Gomez to the very limits, almost going a full 30 with the former champ. Both men let it all hang out, but the arrogant Jett finished off Bobo with a running stomp that he calls the Red Carpet Stomp and a quick pin for the 3. He called out Mr. T after the match, only for Mr. T to come out with Lester. There were words exchanged, only for Billy Hollywood to back up Jett, and whisper something in his ear. This led to Jett dropping a bomb onto the Spunk Pro Arena fans; he claims that Mr. T is indeed NOT REALLY MR. T. The arena went dead silent, as Mr. T stood with his fists clenched. Lester looked at Mr. T in disbelief, and slowly backed away as Mr. T did his best to explain to him. DRAMA!
The VIOLENCE team of YUSUKE and Shogo Otsuka met up with their mentor Marakuso and his new pupil Ken Hunt in what was a great tag team contest. YUSUKE really took it to Marakuso, as he wanted to send a clear message to his mentor that he was ready for his challenge. It took the arena by surprise when YUSUKE reversed a Ground Cobra Twist into a jujigatame for the Spunk Pro head trainer and President to be forced to tap out to the young sensation! The two shook hands, as Marakuso pointed to the title that he made popular in Spunk Pro's infancy, and motioned that next time he'd come out victorious.
The Red Scare has officially hit Spunk Pro, as Aris the MONSTER from Communist Russia took it to Hobo Joe. It was a scary sight to behold as he tossed Joe around like a rag doll before locking in the Iron Claw, slamming him down and holding it for the ref to stop the match. This caused a giant pull apart between the WTST DX (Dan/Joe/Dink) and the Nuevo Russians (Supercomrade/Shakin' Comrade/Aris), where blood was shed and Dink hit a few STUNNERZ~! After giving a ref a stunner he called for a Capri Sun, which he once again struggled with the straw, this time bending the straw, rendering it useless in the consuming of his delicious fruity juice blend, causing him to just tear it open with his teeth, spilling Capri Sun all over himself, which we were told sexually aroused Pete Batfarti who was watching in the back, oiling himself up (for god knows what reason, he wasn't booked at all) when officials found him.
This brings us to the co-main events, as Sean Gabriel defended his WILD International Championship against the contender Brad Wolf. It was as you'd imagine from the two a wild brawl, with Paddy Baker in his patented SHIRT looking on with a stern look on his face. Wolf is known for his rights and lefts, as well as his amatuer wrestling background. If anything, Wolf is a prototype pro-wrestler, with a boxing, wrestling and military background who can adjust to just about any situation. That being said, Sean Gabriel is, well, Sean Gabriel. Surly as he is crafty and sneaky, he made sure the bring the pain with the aid of Seamus at ringside. Seamus's cane came into play as Seamus distracted ref MDK and Sean clocked Wolf over the head with it. Much to his shagrin, Wolf kicks out and makes a rally! Rights, lefts, rights, lefts! Wolf is on fire! Wolf going for a reverse DDT on Sean, but Sean drops to his knees -- LOW BLOW! Wolf is staggering around holding his balls -- INSIDE CRADLE!! 1!! 2! 3!! GABRIEL JUST STOLE THAT ONE! Sean points to his head as he holds the title up high, then leaning over the ropes and exchanging words with Baker, who tried to jump the guard rail but was restrained by security, letting Sean spit on him and Seamus get a cheap shot in with his cane! Yeah, that was crazy.
This leads us to our main event of the ev... What? TOMMY FIE--ERR.. Thomas R. Fiero, with Wyatt and two thugs, Captain Kickass and Red Coogan sporting red and blue attired, pushing fans out of the way as Tommy Fie-err.. Thomas R. Fiero makes his way into the ring. Honestly, we feel no need to transcribe for you, the fan the shit spewing from Tommy Fie--errr... Thats Thomas R. Fiero's mouth, as it was all just mindless shill for his WRESTLE WARS film that is due out soon. The basic gyst is as all of you could guess, Tommy Fie--err, damnit! Thomas R. Fiero wants you to go see his new film, and believes that time would be much better spent watching his new film than watching some boring Spunk Pro Title match. The drama, the action, the sex, the violence in WRESTLE WARS should be enough to entertain, in his words, 'Even the most normal of Spunk Pro fans.' Needless to say, this brought out the champ. The crowd is livid now, as Spunk comes out wearing the title proudly and telling Fiero to get the fuck out of the Spunk Pro ring, unless he wants a fight. Tommy Fie--err GOD FUCKING DAMNIT! Thomas R. Fiero. Thomas R. Fiero replied that he'd bring it, then spit on the Spunk Pro Championship (OH NO YOU DIDNT!), which led Spunk to charge at him, only to be held back by the two hired goons in Kickass and Coogan. It was 4 on 1 on Spunk, with Tommy Fie--ERR, fuck. OK YOU KNOW HIS FUCKING NAME BY NOW, THOMAS R. FIERO GETTING IN CHEAP SHOTS ON THE CHAMP! Wait! Its D! D, the contender is out now, and Tommy Fier--err, fuck it! Tommy Fiero backs down like the pretentious pussy he is, taking his boy Wyatt with him, and it looks like we have an impromptu tag match on our hands! ECW! ECW! EC--err.. Yeah, no. The heat for this match was off the charts, as we saw what we thought was the impossible of the invaders taking out the win as Kickass uses the Super Combat Clutch on D for the tapout while Coogan has Spunk locked in a bearhug and Tommy, yes Tommy fucking Fiero, that rat is outside the ring peppering him with cheapshots! The match is over, but Kickass won't let go of the hold, nor will Coogan and Tommy and Wyatt are going to town on the champ! Somebody has to stop this! Wait! Its YUSUKE and Shogo! VIOLENCE! A backfist from Shogo takes Wyatt down! Tommy, Tommy that rat heads for the hills as YUSUKE kicks Kickass right in the fucking face, busting his nose! Kickass and YUSUKE going at it! Slaps vs fists! YUSUKE with a kneel kick and Kickass rolls to the outside as Coogan grabs him and they retreat! The fans are in a frenzy, a few have jumped the barriers and they are trying to hold Tommy Fie--errr, Thomas R. Piece of Shit Fiero back and destroy the whole gang, but security is doing their best here, and now the police are here to break this up! INSANITY!
1. DEMOS (10:33 - SIDS Clutch) Hector Casas
2. Johnny Jett (27:47 - Red Carpet Stomp) Bobo "T" Gomez
3. VIOLENCE (YUSUKE(O)/Shogo Otsuka) (24:54 - Jujigatame) Manakuro Marakuso(X)/Ken Hunt
4. Aris (12:04 - Iron Claw) Hobo Joe
5. WILD International Championship: Sean Gabriel(C) (16:08 - Inside Cradle) Brad Wolf
6. Captain Kickass(O)/Red Coogan (14:09 - Super Combat Clutch) Spunk/D(X)
It was an eventful night in the Spunk Pro arena, as we have a scheduled MAIN EVENT Spunk Pro Championship match between Spunk and D, plus much much more! The show started off with DEMOS taking it to the young Hector Casas, making short work of him with a Pedigree -> SIDS Clutch. He was quick to call out Araya again, who didn't show yet again. DEMOS claimed when he finally go this hands on him, he'd destroy him and take his title. Johnny Jett once again proved himself in the ring, this time in a match with the former Spunk Pro International PHENOM, Bobo "T" Gomez. Jett took Gomez to the very limits, almost going a full 30 with the former champ. Both men let it all hang out, but the arrogant Jett finished off Bobo with a running stomp that he calls the Red Carpet Stomp and a quick pin for the 3. He called out Mr. T after the match, only for Mr. T to come out with Lester. There were words exchanged, only for Billy Hollywood to back up Jett, and whisper something in his ear. This led to Jett dropping a bomb onto the Spunk Pro Arena fans; he claims that Mr. T is indeed NOT REALLY MR. T. The arena went dead silent, as Mr. T stood with his fists clenched. Lester looked at Mr. T in disbelief, and slowly backed away as Mr. T did his best to explain to him. DRAMA!
The VIOLENCE team of YUSUKE and Shogo Otsuka met up with their mentor Marakuso and his new pupil Ken Hunt in what was a great tag team contest. YUSUKE really took it to Marakuso, as he wanted to send a clear message to his mentor that he was ready for his challenge. It took the arena by surprise when YUSUKE reversed a Ground Cobra Twist into a jujigatame for the Spunk Pro head trainer and President to be forced to tap out to the young sensation! The two shook hands, as Marakuso pointed to the title that he made popular in Spunk Pro's infancy, and motioned that next time he'd come out victorious.
The Red Scare has officially hit Spunk Pro, as Aris the MONSTER from Communist Russia took it to Hobo Joe. It was a scary sight to behold as he tossed Joe around like a rag doll before locking in the Iron Claw, slamming him down and holding it for the ref to stop the match. This caused a giant pull apart between the WTST DX (Dan/Joe/Dink) and the Nuevo Russians (Supercomrade/Shakin' Comrade/Aris), where blood was shed and Dink hit a few STUNNERZ~! After giving a ref a stunner he called for a Capri Sun, which he once again struggled with the straw, this time bending the straw, rendering it useless in the consuming of his delicious fruity juice blend, causing him to just tear it open with his teeth, spilling Capri Sun all over himself, which we were told sexually aroused Pete Batfarti who was watching in the back, oiling himself up (for god knows what reason, he wasn't booked at all) when officials found him.
This brings us to the co-main events, as Sean Gabriel defended his WILD International Championship against the contender Brad Wolf. It was as you'd imagine from the two a wild brawl, with Paddy Baker in his patented SHIRT looking on with a stern look on his face. Wolf is known for his rights and lefts, as well as his amatuer wrestling background. If anything, Wolf is a prototype pro-wrestler, with a boxing, wrestling and military background who can adjust to just about any situation. That being said, Sean Gabriel is, well, Sean Gabriel. Surly as he is crafty and sneaky, he made sure the bring the pain with the aid of Seamus at ringside. Seamus's cane came into play as Seamus distracted ref MDK and Sean clocked Wolf over the head with it. Much to his shagrin, Wolf kicks out and makes a rally! Rights, lefts, rights, lefts! Wolf is on fire! Wolf going for a reverse DDT on Sean, but Sean drops to his knees -- LOW BLOW! Wolf is staggering around holding his balls -- INSIDE CRADLE!! 1!! 2! 3!! GABRIEL JUST STOLE THAT ONE! Sean points to his head as he holds the title up high, then leaning over the ropes and exchanging words with Baker, who tried to jump the guard rail but was restrained by security, letting Sean spit on him and Seamus get a cheap shot in with his cane! Yeah, that was crazy.
This leads us to our main event of the ev... What? TOMMY FIE--ERR.. Thomas R. Fiero, with Wyatt and two thugs, Captain Kickass and Red Coogan sporting red and blue attired, pushing fans out of the way as Tommy Fie-err.. Thomas R. Fiero makes his way into the ring. Honestly, we feel no need to transcribe for you, the fan the shit spewing from Tommy Fie--errr... Thats Thomas R. Fiero's mouth, as it was all just mindless shill for his WRESTLE WARS film that is due out soon. The basic gyst is as all of you could guess, Tommy Fie--err, damnit! Thomas R. Fiero wants you to go see his new film, and believes that time would be much better spent watching his new film than watching some boring Spunk Pro Title match. The drama, the action, the sex, the violence in WRESTLE WARS should be enough to entertain, in his words, 'Even the most normal of Spunk Pro fans.' Needless to say, this brought out the champ. The crowd is livid now, as Spunk comes out wearing the title proudly and telling Fiero to get the fuck out of the Spunk Pro ring, unless he wants a fight. Tommy Fie--err GOD FUCKING DAMNIT! Thomas R. Fiero. Thomas R. Fiero replied that he'd bring it, then spit on the Spunk Pro Championship (OH NO YOU DIDNT!), which led Spunk to charge at him, only to be held back by the two hired goons in Kickass and Coogan. It was 4 on 1 on Spunk, with Tommy Fie--ERR, fuck. OK YOU KNOW HIS FUCKING NAME BY NOW, THOMAS R. FIERO GETTING IN CHEAP SHOTS ON THE CHAMP! Wait! Its D! D, the contender is out now, and Tommy Fier--err, fuck it! Tommy Fiero backs down like the pretentious pussy he is, taking his boy Wyatt with him, and it looks like we have an impromptu tag match on our hands! ECW! ECW! EC--err.. Yeah, no. The heat for this match was off the charts, as we saw what we thought was the impossible of the invaders taking out the win as Kickass uses the Super Combat Clutch on D for the tapout while Coogan has Spunk locked in a bearhug and Tommy, yes Tommy fucking Fiero, that rat is outside the ring peppering him with cheapshots! The match is over, but Kickass won't let go of the hold, nor will Coogan and Tommy and Wyatt are going to town on the champ! Somebody has to stop this! Wait! Its YUSUKE and Shogo! VIOLENCE! A backfist from Shogo takes Wyatt down! Tommy, Tommy that rat heads for the hills as YUSUKE kicks Kickass right in the fucking face, busting his nose! Kickass and YUSUKE going at it! Slaps vs fists! YUSUKE with a kneel kick and Kickass rolls to the outside as Coogan grabs him and they retreat! The fans are in a frenzy, a few have jumped the barriers and they are trying to hold Tommy Fie--errr, Thomas R. Piece of Shit Fiero back and destroy the whole gang, but security is doing their best here, and now the police are here to break this up! INSANITY!
1. DEMOS (10:33 - SIDS Clutch) Hector Casas
2. Johnny Jett (27:47 - Red Carpet Stomp) Bobo "T" Gomez
3. VIOLENCE (YUSUKE(O)/Shogo Otsuka) (24:54 - Jujigatame) Manakuro Marakuso(X)/Ken Hunt
4. Aris (12:04 - Iron Claw) Hobo Joe
5. WILD International Championship: Sean Gabriel(C) (16:08 - Inside Cradle) Brad Wolf
6. Captain Kickass(O)/Red Coogan (14:09 - Super Combat Clutch) Spunk/D(X)
9.20.2006
WWA Round-Up - 9.20.06
Spunk Pro
In a press confrence today, Manakuro Marakuso announced at the next show Spunk will be defending the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship against his student, D. D had asked for a shot before, and after defeating Mr. T in a tag bout this week has proven to Spunk that he is deserving for a shot at the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship. This bout will take place on the newly printed Spunk Pro mat, and should be quite a contest.
Spunk Pro reporters caught up with YUSUKE, the new Spunk Pro International Champion who was in high spirits earlier in the week after his grueling bout with Bobo "T" Gomez. YUSUKE "feels strong" and "can't wait to prove he deserves this belt." He also claimed he would defend it against anybody and prove that he is ready to be a champion. When asked who he'd like to defend against, he said he'd like to meet the "four pillars" of his career -- Manakuro Marakuso, Ti'en Yangisawa, Shogo Otsuka and Spunk, the four men who had a hand in training him, as well as been mentors and friends to him. Marakuso quickly accepted and said they'd meet in the ring very soon. YUSUKE also said he'd like to prove he is the true ace of this generation, and would like to have a match with Eddie Swan, as well as issued a stern warning towards the Rude Boys, claiming Roodie's 'fluke' win over him a few weeks ago in WILD was nothing more than a fluke, and if Roodie would like to step up, he'd prove it.
Johnny Jett cut a quick interview, with the Jet Girls in tow, saying that he shocked the world going 60 along with his Hollywood advisor, Billy Hollywood against the legendary T-Team. He said that he will be facing the now former Spunk Pro International Champion, Bobo "T" Gomez, and that if Bobo wins, he'll call off the destruction of Mr. T and the T-Team. But if he wins, he will continue to prove to the world that The T-Team isn't what they say they are, especially Mr. T. Its unclear still what Jett is getting at, but from his debut performance it is clear that Jett is completely serious about his advance on Spunk Pro and the T-Team.
Evo-MAX
Reporters attempted to catch up to LRI, only to be scared off. Fat Lip careened by our reporters in his Benz, with Stuart Robinson and VD Dod aboard, with only the shouts of 'REVENGE!' being heard as they drove by. Clearly LRI are upset about losing their Trios titles to the Young Dragons at the debut Evo-MAX show.
OdZ members DEMOS and RUINER caught up with reporters, and kept it brief, with RUINER sporting his cast that he earned at the hands of Shogo Otsuka a few weeks ago in Spunk Pro, breaking his arm in 2 places. DEMOS kept it short, saying the WWA Light-Heavyweight Championship would be his, and that Jun Mochizuki will just be another stepping-stone to OdZ domination! He also called out Wataru Araya in the Spunk Pro ring, claiming unless he steps up and defends the Spunk Pro Junior Title against him, more innocent blood will be shed.
Interview with Sean Gabriel
"Hello folks, this is Matthew J. Haddes here with WILD International Heavyweight Champion Sean Gabriel and as always, Seamus McFadden," Haddes says as the scene fades up, him holding a WWA microphone as Gabriel stands wearing a leather jacket with the WILD International Heavyweight Championship slung over his shoulder. Gabriel adjusts the title as Seamus laughs and twirls his cane. "So, gentlemen, good to have you here..."
"Of course, the pleasure is indeed all ours," McFadden snarls. "I'd just like to say, on behalf of Sean Ga--"
"Bow out, Seamus," Sean says gravely, as he steps in front of Seamus and stares into the camera. "Paddy Baker." He clears his throat, as he stares intently into the camera. "Paddy bloody Baker!"
"What did you... Sean, my lad," Seamus stops as he stares at Sean.
"Seamus... This don't concern you," he continues staring into the camera. "This here is between Baker and me-self. Baker, you wanna come out and headbutt a bloke after having a grueling contest against the best SECW can offer?" He motions with his arms around him, the title sliding off his shoulder slightly, only for him to catch it and readjust it. "You want to come out and save the Mid-Continental Championship by finally defending that blood thing after sitting on it to fuck 'round with Moon Demons and Zombies?" Sean spits on the ground, then looks back into the camera. "Old man, you signed your bloody death warrant.
"I used to look up to you, used to watch you on the tele busting noses of yanks and makin' all us proud back in the homeland. Look at you now! Look at what you are now, just another bloody yank in green tights playing fuckin' World Defender against bloody martians and..."
"Moon Demons, actually the whole ECLIPSE emp..." Haddes buts in, only for Sean to give him a cold stare.
"I didn't blood well ask for any yank opinion on these here matters!" Haddes cowers as Sean looks back into the camera. "Now Paddy Baker is just some bloody bus driver kickin' back a few pints after a hard days work who got a call from some bloody yank to make a bloody mockery of our sport! You parading 'round with a title that used 'ta mean everything!" He pulls the title down and cradles it in his hands. "Now, now I got mah own bloody championship, one that has a history and prestige all its own! One that..."
"Prestige?" Haddes breaks in again, as Sean stares him down, Haddes cowers but continues. "People who've held that include William Shatner, deMun..."
"CAN YOU CUT THE SHIT WITH THE BLOODY MOON DEMONS ALREADY!? I don't bloody well care who held this before I did, what bloody hell matters is I hold it now and am the greatest champion the world has ever seen!" Sean is breathing heavily as Seamus places his hand on his shoulder.
"Sean, me lad," he raps him on the head with his cane. "Calm yourself, me laddie, we'll make a fool of him yet. Let me take care of everything."
"Oh, let you take care of everything? Why in the bloody hell should I after you let him attack me and hit me in the bloody face with his ugly mug?" Seamus is taken aback, as Sean brushes him off. "You know what I did after I lost to Paddy Baker on Sunday? Huh? Do ya?" Haddes cowers again as Sean gets in his face. "So you wanna know or what you bloody wanker?"
"Um.. Yes?"
"Of course you do!" He screams in his face, as tears start to flow down Haddes' rosey red cheeks. "I went out an' found the first bloody wrasslin' show I could find and beat the bloody hell outta whatever wanker I could find. I went to East Buttfuck Wrestling and..."
"East.. Buttfuck Wrestling!? Where the hell is that?" Haddes looks at him, confused.
"Right next to bloody West Buttfuck, christ! You yanks ain't got much in the way of brains now do ya? Where the bloody fuck would East Buttfuck be but next to West Buttfuck!" He sighs and shakes his head. "So I went an' beat the bloody pulp outta somebody, their best guy an' ripped his goddamned head off with my Emerald Busta."
"Ripped his head off?" Haddes questions.
"Ripped his bloody head off! They had to call the bloody ambulance to come an' sow it back on, only for me to punch it right the fuck off again! Paddy Baker! You think you can just jump right back in and prove you are a man, well Sean Gabriel is here to make you pay for all your bullshit an' show you what a real Irishm'n is! You got the balls you can come down to the next Spunk Pro show, where I'll beat the bloody pulp outta Brad Wolf and defend my title, the real title of the world, an' make an example in frontta your face!" He growls as he walks off, leaving Seamus and Haddes behind.
"Now if you'll excuse us," Seamus nods at Haddes, who nods back and smiles, only for Seamus to bop him on the head with the cane.
"Ow!"
In a press confrence today, Manakuro Marakuso announced at the next show Spunk will be defending the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship against his student, D. D had asked for a shot before, and after defeating Mr. T in a tag bout this week has proven to Spunk that he is deserving for a shot at the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship. This bout will take place on the newly printed Spunk Pro mat, and should be quite a contest.
Spunk Pro reporters caught up with YUSUKE, the new Spunk Pro International Champion who was in high spirits earlier in the week after his grueling bout with Bobo "T" Gomez. YUSUKE "feels strong" and "can't wait to prove he deserves this belt." He also claimed he would defend it against anybody and prove that he is ready to be a champion. When asked who he'd like to defend against, he said he'd like to meet the "four pillars" of his career -- Manakuro Marakuso, Ti'en Yangisawa, Shogo Otsuka and Spunk, the four men who had a hand in training him, as well as been mentors and friends to him. Marakuso quickly accepted and said they'd meet in the ring very soon. YUSUKE also said he'd like to prove he is the true ace of this generation, and would like to have a match with Eddie Swan, as well as issued a stern warning towards the Rude Boys, claiming Roodie's 'fluke' win over him a few weeks ago in WILD was nothing more than a fluke, and if Roodie would like to step up, he'd prove it.
Johnny Jett cut a quick interview, with the Jet Girls in tow, saying that he shocked the world going 60 along with his Hollywood advisor, Billy Hollywood against the legendary T-Team. He said that he will be facing the now former Spunk Pro International Champion, Bobo "T" Gomez, and that if Bobo wins, he'll call off the destruction of Mr. T and the T-Team. But if he wins, he will continue to prove to the world that The T-Team isn't what they say they are, especially Mr. T. Its unclear still what Jett is getting at, but from his debut performance it is clear that Jett is completely serious about his advance on Spunk Pro and the T-Team.
Evo-MAX
Reporters attempted to catch up to LRI, only to be scared off. Fat Lip careened by our reporters in his Benz, with Stuart Robinson and VD Dod aboard, with only the shouts of 'REVENGE!' being heard as they drove by. Clearly LRI are upset about losing their Trios titles to the Young Dragons at the debut Evo-MAX show.
OdZ members DEMOS and RUINER caught up with reporters, and kept it brief, with RUINER sporting his cast that he earned at the hands of Shogo Otsuka a few weeks ago in Spunk Pro, breaking his arm in 2 places. DEMOS kept it short, saying the WWA Light-Heavyweight Championship would be his, and that Jun Mochizuki will just be another stepping-stone to OdZ domination! He also called out Wataru Araya in the Spunk Pro ring, claiming unless he steps up and defends the Spunk Pro Junior Title against him, more innocent blood will be shed.
Interview with Sean Gabriel
"Hello folks, this is Matthew J. Haddes here with WILD International Heavyweight Champion Sean Gabriel and as always, Seamus McFadden," Haddes says as the scene fades up, him holding a WWA microphone as Gabriel stands wearing a leather jacket with the WILD International Heavyweight Championship slung over his shoulder. Gabriel adjusts the title as Seamus laughs and twirls his cane. "So, gentlemen, good to have you here..."
"Of course, the pleasure is indeed all ours," McFadden snarls. "I'd just like to say, on behalf of Sean Ga--"
"Bow out, Seamus," Sean says gravely, as he steps in front of Seamus and stares into the camera. "Paddy Baker." He clears his throat, as he stares intently into the camera. "Paddy bloody Baker!"
"What did you... Sean, my lad," Seamus stops as he stares at Sean.
"Seamus... This don't concern you," he continues staring into the camera. "This here is between Baker and me-self. Baker, you wanna come out and headbutt a bloke after having a grueling contest against the best SECW can offer?" He motions with his arms around him, the title sliding off his shoulder slightly, only for him to catch it and readjust it. "You want to come out and save the Mid-Continental Championship by finally defending that blood thing after sitting on it to fuck 'round with Moon Demons and Zombies?" Sean spits on the ground, then looks back into the camera. "Old man, you signed your bloody death warrant.
"I used to look up to you, used to watch you on the tele busting noses of yanks and makin' all us proud back in the homeland. Look at you now! Look at what you are now, just another bloody yank in green tights playing fuckin' World Defender against bloody martians and..."
"Moon Demons, actually the whole ECLIPSE emp..." Haddes buts in, only for Sean to give him a cold stare.
"I didn't blood well ask for any yank opinion on these here matters!" Haddes cowers as Sean looks back into the camera. "Now Paddy Baker is just some bloody bus driver kickin' back a few pints after a hard days work who got a call from some bloody yank to make a bloody mockery of our sport! You parading 'round with a title that used 'ta mean everything!" He pulls the title down and cradles it in his hands. "Now, now I got mah own bloody championship, one that has a history and prestige all its own! One that..."
"Prestige?" Haddes breaks in again, as Sean stares him down, Haddes cowers but continues. "People who've held that include William Shatner, deMun..."
"CAN YOU CUT THE SHIT WITH THE BLOODY MOON DEMONS ALREADY!? I don't bloody well care who held this before I did, what bloody hell matters is I hold it now and am the greatest champion the world has ever seen!" Sean is breathing heavily as Seamus places his hand on his shoulder.
"Sean, me lad," he raps him on the head with his cane. "Calm yourself, me laddie, we'll make a fool of him yet. Let me take care of everything."
"Oh, let you take care of everything? Why in the bloody hell should I after you let him attack me and hit me in the bloody face with his ugly mug?" Seamus is taken aback, as Sean brushes him off. "You know what I did after I lost to Paddy Baker on Sunday? Huh? Do ya?" Haddes cowers again as Sean gets in his face. "So you wanna know or what you bloody wanker?"
"Um.. Yes?"
"Of course you do!" He screams in his face, as tears start to flow down Haddes' rosey red cheeks. "I went out an' found the first bloody wrasslin' show I could find and beat the bloody hell outta whatever wanker I could find. I went to East Buttfuck Wrestling and..."
"East.. Buttfuck Wrestling!? Where the hell is that?" Haddes looks at him, confused.
"Right next to bloody West Buttfuck, christ! You yanks ain't got much in the way of brains now do ya? Where the bloody fuck would East Buttfuck be but next to West Buttfuck!" He sighs and shakes his head. "So I went an' beat the bloody pulp outta somebody, their best guy an' ripped his goddamned head off with my Emerald Busta."
"Ripped his head off?" Haddes questions.
"Ripped his bloody head off! They had to call the bloody ambulance to come an' sow it back on, only for me to punch it right the fuck off again! Paddy Baker! You think you can just jump right back in and prove you are a man, well Sean Gabriel is here to make you pay for all your bullshit an' show you what a real Irishm'n is! You got the balls you can come down to the next Spunk Pro show, where I'll beat the bloody pulp outta Brad Wolf and defend my title, the real title of the world, an' make an example in frontta your face!" He growls as he walks off, leaving Seamus and Haddes behind.
"Now if you'll excuse us," Seamus nods at Haddes, who nods back and smiles, only for Seamus to bop him on the head with the cane.
"Ow!"
9.17.2006
Spunk Pro 9.17.06
Spunk Pro 9.17.06 - Knights of Columbus Hall (Warwick, RI -- 433 fans)
Spunk Pro ran a Sunday Night Rally at the Knights of Columbus Hall in scenic Warwick, RI, the fans crowded in and packed the building to capacity. There were whispers the show might get shut down due to over-filling the Hall, but apparently Marakuso took care of the fine visiting officers and our show started without a hitch. Havok gains a huge, huge, huge win over Brad Wolf, who has seemingly fallen on hard times of late, losing to YUSUKE and now to the machine, Havok. It was standard Havok fare of deadly fisticuffs, a few well placed suplexes and that Blackout Cobra Hold that sent Wolf to sleep. Travis Wilkes challenged DEMOS next, in a fun back and forth match that saw the fans all over DEMOS for his cheating wayz~! OdZ was at ringside, and the finish of the match saw RUINER nail Wilkes with his cast and DEMOS using the SIDS Clutch to put him away. DEMOS made a challenge to Wataru Araya, but Araya was not as this show, so OdZ just laid a beatdown into Wilkes until they grew tired of him, with DEMOS holding a bloodied Wilkes up to the camera and telling Araya that he is coming for him and his title, and this is what he has to look forward to.
The Walking Talking Stereotypes attained DELUXE levels tonight when Dink as DiNk Awz10 joined them to be the ultimate hillbilly team, as they faced off with the evil Komrades! Hobo Joe stuffed his hand down his pants and was apparently fondling himself, or collecting ball-sweat or something like that, then shoved his fingers down SuperjewComrade's throat until he was forced to tap out. This only enraged Aris, who comes up from behind and nails a sick throwing German Suplex on him, which brings out the refs and officials to clean up this mess. Jesus and Imago made an open challenge to 001, claiming that Jesus wants to be through with him before he rises to the top again. In a weird change of events, 001 came out, as well as a man in a similar mask and a green/black bodysuit, whom we were informed calls himself 002. To say he made an impressive debut would be an understatement, as he unleashed a series of punches and suplexes that rivaled the best, and finished off Imago with a Cattle Mutilation!
Spunk teamed up with D to face the very stiff competition of the T-Team. Spunk had stated before the match whomever got the pinfall in this match would make a worthy contender for his Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship, so the incentive was there on all fronts. Mr. T once again was the victim, this time to D's lariat, as Lester looked furious at Mr. T for not tagging out again, as he saw this as a chance to rush at the title. Our main event saw the young sensation YUSUKE square off with another T-Team member, Bobo "T" Gomez, the long-reigning Spunk Pro International Champion, who will defend against YUSUKE. It was a brutal bout, with neither man pulling any punches (well, suplexes in Bobo's case, and shoudas in YUSUKE's). YUSUKE's offense didn't seem to be enough to really take Bobo down, as YUSUKE had to rely on his technique to take him down and twist his leg to the point of hyperextension, causing him to tap out, crowning YUSUKE the new champion!
YUSUKE was emotional after the match as he held the title up high, with Spunk coming into the ring to pose with him, as both champions celebrated in front of the crowd, sending them home extremely happy.
1. Havok (5:44 - Blackout) Brad Wolf
2. DEMOS (14:22 - SIDS Clutch) Travis Wilkes
3. WTST Deluxe (Alabama Dan/Hobo Joe(O)/DiNk Awz10) (21:08 - Deepthroatin') Komrades (Super Comrade(X)/Shakin' Comrade/Aris)
4. 001/002(O) (22:17 - Cattle Mutilation) Ministry (Jesus X/Imago X(X))
5. Spunk/D(O) (18:19 - Lariat) T-Team (Mr. T(X)/Lester "T" Bourbon)
6. Spunk Pro International Championship: YUSUKE (22:12 - Hizajujigatame) Bobo "T" Gomez (C)
Spunk Pro ran a Sunday Night Rally at the Knights of Columbus Hall in scenic Warwick, RI, the fans crowded in and packed the building to capacity. There were whispers the show might get shut down due to over-filling the Hall, but apparently Marakuso took care of the fine visiting officers and our show started without a hitch. Havok gains a huge, huge, huge win over Brad Wolf, who has seemingly fallen on hard times of late, losing to YUSUKE and now to the machine, Havok. It was standard Havok fare of deadly fisticuffs, a few well placed suplexes and that Blackout Cobra Hold that sent Wolf to sleep. Travis Wilkes challenged DEMOS next, in a fun back and forth match that saw the fans all over DEMOS for his cheating wayz~! OdZ was at ringside, and the finish of the match saw RUINER nail Wilkes with his cast and DEMOS using the SIDS Clutch to put him away. DEMOS made a challenge to Wataru Araya, but Araya was not as this show, so OdZ just laid a beatdown into Wilkes until they grew tired of him, with DEMOS holding a bloodied Wilkes up to the camera and telling Araya that he is coming for him and his title, and this is what he has to look forward to.
The Walking Talking Stereotypes attained DELUXE levels tonight when Dink as DiNk Awz10 joined them to be the ultimate hillbilly team, as they faced off with the evil Komrades! Hobo Joe stuffed his hand down his pants and was apparently fondling himself, or collecting ball-sweat or something like that, then shoved his fingers down Super
Spunk teamed up with D to face the very stiff competition of the T-Team. Spunk had stated before the match whomever got the pinfall in this match would make a worthy contender for his Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship, so the incentive was there on all fronts. Mr. T once again was the victim, this time to D's lariat, as Lester looked furious at Mr. T for not tagging out again, as he saw this as a chance to rush at the title. Our main event saw the young sensation YUSUKE square off with another T-Team member, Bobo "T" Gomez, the long-reigning Spunk Pro International Champion, who will defend against YUSUKE. It was a brutal bout, with neither man pulling any punches (well, suplexes in Bobo's case, and shoudas in YUSUKE's). YUSUKE's offense didn't seem to be enough to really take Bobo down, as YUSUKE had to rely on his technique to take him down and twist his leg to the point of hyperextension, causing him to tap out, crowning YUSUKE the new champion!
YUSUKE was emotional after the match as he held the title up high, with Spunk coming into the ring to pose with him, as both champions celebrated in front of the crowd, sending them home extremely happy.
1. Havok (5:44 - Blackout) Brad Wolf
2. DEMOS (14:22 - SIDS Clutch) Travis Wilkes
3. WTST Deluxe (Alabama Dan/Hobo Joe(O)/DiNk Awz10) (21:08 - Deepthroatin') Komrades (Super Comrade(X)/Shakin' Comrade/Aris)
4. 001/002(O) (22:17 - Cattle Mutilation) Ministry (Jesus X/Imago X(X))
5. Spunk/D(O) (18:19 - Lariat) T-Team (Mr. T(X)/Lester "T" Bourbon)
6. Spunk Pro International Championship: YUSUKE (22:12 - Hizajujigatame) Bobo "T" Gomez (C)
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