Spunk Pro
In a press confrence today, Manakuro Marakuso announced at the next show Spunk will be defending the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship against his student, D. D had asked for a shot before, and after defeating Mr. T in a tag bout this week has proven to Spunk that he is deserving for a shot at the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship. This bout will take place on the newly printed Spunk Pro mat, and should be quite a contest.
Spunk Pro reporters caught up with YUSUKE, the new Spunk Pro International Champion who was in high spirits earlier in the week after his grueling bout with Bobo "T" Gomez. YUSUKE "feels strong" and "can't wait to prove he deserves this belt." He also claimed he would defend it against anybody and prove that he is ready to be a champion. When asked who he'd like to defend against, he said he'd like to meet the "four pillars" of his career -- Manakuro Marakuso, Ti'en Yangisawa, Shogo Otsuka and Spunk, the four men who had a hand in training him, as well as been mentors and friends to him. Marakuso quickly accepted and said they'd meet in the ring very soon. YUSUKE also said he'd like to prove he is the true ace of this generation, and would like to have a match with Eddie Swan, as well as issued a stern warning towards the Rude Boys, claiming Roodie's 'fluke' win over him a few weeks ago in WILD was nothing more than a fluke, and if Roodie would like to step up, he'd prove it.
Johnny Jett cut a quick interview, with the Jet Girls in tow, saying that he shocked the world going 60 along with his Hollywood advisor, Billy Hollywood against the legendary T-Team. He said that he will be facing the now former Spunk Pro International Champion, Bobo "T" Gomez, and that if Bobo wins, he'll call off the destruction of Mr. T and the T-Team. But if he wins, he will continue to prove to the world that The T-Team isn't what they say they are, especially Mr. T. Its unclear still what Jett is getting at, but from his debut performance it is clear that Jett is completely serious about his advance on Spunk Pro and the T-Team.
Evo-MAX
Reporters attempted to catch up to LRI, only to be scared off. Fat Lip careened by our reporters in his Benz, with Stuart Robinson and VD Dod aboard, with only the shouts of 'REVENGE!' being heard as they drove by. Clearly LRI are upset about losing their Trios titles to the Young Dragons at the debut Evo-MAX show.
OdZ members DEMOS and RUINER caught up with reporters, and kept it brief, with RUINER sporting his cast that he earned at the hands of Shogo Otsuka a few weeks ago in Spunk Pro, breaking his arm in 2 places. DEMOS kept it short, saying the WWA Light-Heavyweight Championship would be his, and that Jun Mochizuki will just be another stepping-stone to OdZ domination! He also called out Wataru Araya in the Spunk Pro ring, claiming unless he steps up and defends the Spunk Pro Junior Title against him, more innocent blood will be shed.
Interview with Sean Gabriel
"Hello folks, this is Matthew J. Haddes here with WILD International Heavyweight Champion Sean Gabriel and as always, Seamus McFadden," Haddes says as the scene fades up, him holding a WWA microphone as Gabriel stands wearing a leather jacket with the WILD International Heavyweight Championship slung over his shoulder. Gabriel adjusts the title as Seamus laughs and twirls his cane. "So, gentlemen, good to have you here..."
"Of course, the pleasure is indeed all ours," McFadden snarls. "I'd just like to say, on behalf of Sean Ga--"
"Bow out, Seamus," Sean says gravely, as he steps in front of Seamus and stares into the camera. "Paddy Baker." He clears his throat, as he stares intently into the camera. "Paddy bloody Baker!"
"What did you... Sean, my lad," Seamus stops as he stares at Sean.
"Seamus... This don't concern you," he continues staring into the camera. "This here is between Baker and me-self. Baker, you wanna come out and headbutt a bloke after having a grueling contest against the best SECW can offer?" He motions with his arms around him, the title sliding off his shoulder slightly, only for him to catch it and readjust it. "You want to come out and save the Mid-Continental Championship by finally defending that blood thing after sitting on it to fuck 'round with Moon Demons and Zombies?" Sean spits on the ground, then looks back into the camera. "Old man, you signed your bloody death warrant.
"I used to look up to you, used to watch you on the tele busting noses of yanks and makin' all us proud back in the homeland. Look at you now! Look at what you are now, just another bloody yank in green tights playing fuckin' World Defender against bloody martians and..."
"Moon Demons, actually the whole ECLIPSE emp..." Haddes buts in, only for Sean to give him a cold stare.
"I didn't blood well ask for any yank opinion on these here matters!" Haddes cowers as Sean looks back into the camera. "Now Paddy Baker is just some bloody bus driver kickin' back a few pints after a hard days work who got a call from some bloody yank to make a bloody mockery of our sport! You parading 'round with a title that used 'ta mean everything!" He pulls the title down and cradles it in his hands. "Now, now I got mah own bloody championship, one that has a history and prestige all its own! One that..."
"Prestige?" Haddes breaks in again, as Sean stares him down, Haddes cowers but continues. "People who've held that include William Shatner, deMun..."
"CAN YOU CUT THE SHIT WITH THE BLOODY MOON DEMONS ALREADY!? I don't bloody well care who held this before I did, what bloody hell matters is I hold it now and am the greatest champion the world has ever seen!" Sean is breathing heavily as Seamus places his hand on his shoulder.
"Sean, me lad," he raps him on the head with his cane. "Calm yourself, me laddie, we'll make a fool of him yet. Let me take care of everything."
"Oh, let you take care of everything? Why in the bloody hell should I after you let him attack me and hit me in the bloody face with his ugly mug?" Seamus is taken aback, as Sean brushes him off. "You know what I did after I lost to Paddy Baker on Sunday? Huh? Do ya?" Haddes cowers again as Sean gets in his face. "So you wanna know or what you bloody wanker?"
"Um.. Yes?"
"Of course you do!" He screams in his face, as tears start to flow down Haddes' rosey red cheeks. "I went out an' found the first bloody wrasslin' show I could find and beat the bloody hell outta whatever wanker I could find. I went to East Buttfuck Wrestling and..."
"East.. Buttfuck Wrestling!? Where the hell is that?" Haddes looks at him, confused.
"Right next to bloody West Buttfuck, christ! You yanks ain't got much in the way of brains now do ya? Where the bloody fuck would East Buttfuck be but next to West Buttfuck!" He sighs and shakes his head. "So I went an' beat the bloody pulp outta somebody, their best guy an' ripped his goddamned head off with my Emerald Busta."
"Ripped his head off?" Haddes questions.
"Ripped his bloody head off! They had to call the bloody ambulance to come an' sow it back on, only for me to punch it right the fuck off again! Paddy Baker! You think you can just jump right back in and prove you are a man, well Sean Gabriel is here to make you pay for all your bullshit an' show you what a real Irishm'n is! You got the balls you can come down to the next Spunk Pro show, where I'll beat the bloody pulp outta Brad Wolf and defend my title, the real title of the world, an' make an example in frontta your face!" He growls as he walks off, leaving Seamus and Haddes behind.
"Now if you'll excuse us," Seamus nods at Haddes, who nods back and smiles, only for Seamus to bop him on the head with the cane.
"Ow!"
9.20.2006
9.17.2006
Spunk Pro 9.17.06
Spunk Pro 9.17.06 - Knights of Columbus Hall (Warwick, RI -- 433 fans)
Spunk Pro ran a Sunday Night Rally at the Knights of Columbus Hall in scenic Warwick, RI, the fans crowded in and packed the building to capacity. There were whispers the show might get shut down due to over-filling the Hall, but apparently Marakuso took care of the fine visiting officers and our show started without a hitch. Havok gains a huge, huge, huge win over Brad Wolf, who has seemingly fallen on hard times of late, losing to YUSUKE and now to the machine, Havok. It was standard Havok fare of deadly fisticuffs, a few well placed suplexes and that Blackout Cobra Hold that sent Wolf to sleep. Travis Wilkes challenged DEMOS next, in a fun back and forth match that saw the fans all over DEMOS for his cheating wayz~! OdZ was at ringside, and the finish of the match saw RUINER nail Wilkes with his cast and DEMOS using the SIDS Clutch to put him away. DEMOS made a challenge to Wataru Araya, but Araya was not as this show, so OdZ just laid a beatdown into Wilkes until they grew tired of him, with DEMOS holding a bloodied Wilkes up to the camera and telling Araya that he is coming for him and his title, and this is what he has to look forward to.
The Walking Talking Stereotypes attained DELUXE levels tonight when Dink as DiNk Awz10 joined them to be the ultimate hillbilly team, as they faced off with the evil Komrades! Hobo Joe stuffed his hand down his pants and was apparently fondling himself, or collecting ball-sweat or something like that, then shoved his fingers down SuperjewComrade's throat until he was forced to tap out. This only enraged Aris, who comes up from behind and nails a sick throwing German Suplex on him, which brings out the refs and officials to clean up this mess. Jesus and Imago made an open challenge to 001, claiming that Jesus wants to be through with him before he rises to the top again. In a weird change of events, 001 came out, as well as a man in a similar mask and a green/black bodysuit, whom we were informed calls himself 002. To say he made an impressive debut would be an understatement, as he unleashed a series of punches and suplexes that rivaled the best, and finished off Imago with a Cattle Mutilation!
Spunk teamed up with D to face the very stiff competition of the T-Team. Spunk had stated before the match whomever got the pinfall in this match would make a worthy contender for his Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship, so the incentive was there on all fronts. Mr. T once again was the victim, this time to D's lariat, as Lester looked furious at Mr. T for not tagging out again, as he saw this as a chance to rush at the title. Our main event saw the young sensation YUSUKE square off with another T-Team member, Bobo "T" Gomez, the long-reigning Spunk Pro International Champion, who will defend against YUSUKE. It was a brutal bout, with neither man pulling any punches (well, suplexes in Bobo's case, and shoudas in YUSUKE's). YUSUKE's offense didn't seem to be enough to really take Bobo down, as YUSUKE had to rely on his technique to take him down and twist his leg to the point of hyperextension, causing him to tap out, crowning YUSUKE the new champion!
YUSUKE was emotional after the match as he held the title up high, with Spunk coming into the ring to pose with him, as both champions celebrated in front of the crowd, sending them home extremely happy.
1. Havok (5:44 - Blackout) Brad Wolf
2. DEMOS (14:22 - SIDS Clutch) Travis Wilkes
3. WTST Deluxe (Alabama Dan/Hobo Joe(O)/DiNk Awz10) (21:08 - Deepthroatin') Komrades (Super Comrade(X)/Shakin' Comrade/Aris)
4. 001/002(O) (22:17 - Cattle Mutilation) Ministry (Jesus X/Imago X(X))
5. Spunk/D(O) (18:19 - Lariat) T-Team (Mr. T(X)/Lester "T" Bourbon)
6. Spunk Pro International Championship: YUSUKE (22:12 - Hizajujigatame) Bobo "T" Gomez (C)
Spunk Pro ran a Sunday Night Rally at the Knights of Columbus Hall in scenic Warwick, RI, the fans crowded in and packed the building to capacity. There were whispers the show might get shut down due to over-filling the Hall, but apparently Marakuso took care of the fine visiting officers and our show started without a hitch. Havok gains a huge, huge, huge win over Brad Wolf, who has seemingly fallen on hard times of late, losing to YUSUKE and now to the machine, Havok. It was standard Havok fare of deadly fisticuffs, a few well placed suplexes and that Blackout Cobra Hold that sent Wolf to sleep. Travis Wilkes challenged DEMOS next, in a fun back and forth match that saw the fans all over DEMOS for his cheating wayz~! OdZ was at ringside, and the finish of the match saw RUINER nail Wilkes with his cast and DEMOS using the SIDS Clutch to put him away. DEMOS made a challenge to Wataru Araya, but Araya was not as this show, so OdZ just laid a beatdown into Wilkes until they grew tired of him, with DEMOS holding a bloodied Wilkes up to the camera and telling Araya that he is coming for him and his title, and this is what he has to look forward to.
The Walking Talking Stereotypes attained DELUXE levels tonight when Dink as DiNk Awz10 joined them to be the ultimate hillbilly team, as they faced off with the evil Komrades! Hobo Joe stuffed his hand down his pants and was apparently fondling himself, or collecting ball-sweat or something like that, then shoved his fingers down Super
Spunk teamed up with D to face the very stiff competition of the T-Team. Spunk had stated before the match whomever got the pinfall in this match would make a worthy contender for his Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship, so the incentive was there on all fronts. Mr. T once again was the victim, this time to D's lariat, as Lester looked furious at Mr. T for not tagging out again, as he saw this as a chance to rush at the title. Our main event saw the young sensation YUSUKE square off with another T-Team member, Bobo "T" Gomez, the long-reigning Spunk Pro International Champion, who will defend against YUSUKE. It was a brutal bout, with neither man pulling any punches (well, suplexes in Bobo's case, and shoudas in YUSUKE's). YUSUKE's offense didn't seem to be enough to really take Bobo down, as YUSUKE had to rely on his technique to take him down and twist his leg to the point of hyperextension, causing him to tap out, crowning YUSUKE the new champion!
YUSUKE was emotional after the match as he held the title up high, with Spunk coming into the ring to pose with him, as both champions celebrated in front of the crowd, sending them home extremely happy.
1. Havok (5:44 - Blackout) Brad Wolf
2. DEMOS (14:22 - SIDS Clutch) Travis Wilkes
3. WTST Deluxe (Alabama Dan/Hobo Joe(O)/DiNk Awz10) (21:08 - Deepthroatin') Komrades (Super Comrade(X)/Shakin' Comrade/Aris)
4. 001/002(O) (22:17 - Cattle Mutilation) Ministry (Jesus X/Imago X(X))
5. Spunk/D(O) (18:19 - Lariat) T-Team (Mr. T(X)/Lester "T" Bourbon)
6. Spunk Pro International Championship: YUSUKE (22:12 - Hizajujigatame) Bobo "T" Gomez (C)
9.13.2006
Spunk Pro - 9.12.06
Spunk Pro - 9.12.06 - Seekonk Memorial Hall, Seekonk, Ma. (2,066 fans - NO VACANCY)
Spunk Pro comes to you live from Seekonk, Mass with a stacked card, ready for your digesting pleasure! We have a packed show for you tonight, as we'll have a WILD International Championship defense as Sean Gabriel will defend against Lee Stone, on top of that we have an Evo-MAX Offer Battle Royal and Spunk will defend the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship for the first time against Alabama Dan in what should be a violent bout! The show starts off as Havok makes his Spunk Pro debut. Havok debuted in RevX and made an impact early on, as to this day he is undefeated in competition, and looks unstoppable! His first test in Spunk Pro is none other than the vet Goat Banga, and Havok showed more signs of struggle accordingly, as his first challenge seemed worthy. Goat Banga's deviant-like offense phased Havok a few times, but Havok's lethal rights and lefts, a pair of Half Nelson Suplexes and a Blackout was enough to score him his first victory in Spunk Pro, keeping his flawless record intact.
The next match was a battle royal which was offered by the new off-shoot of Evo-MAX, which focuses on high-octane pro-wrestling and has delivered in their first show! The competitors are a mix of established stars that Spunk Pro and WILD fans will be familiar with, as well as Fat Lip and the debut in Spunk Pro of a youngster from Mexico, Hector Casas. The match moved along quickly, as the ring began to empty out at the 10 minute mark, as youngster Tom Johnson ducked a flying lariat from Jun Mochizuki and backdropped him outside of the ring, eliminating him! Travis Wilkes pulled a book from Dink's playbook on him (while he is stomping around acting like Steve Austin) by using his Lightning Cradle to eliminate Dink early on. Dink didn't want to accept his defeat as the refs were pulling him out and in an act of rebellion gave ref MDK a STUNNz0R!!! He calls for the time keeper to toss him something -- is that a beer?!? Wait, that is a Capri Sun! Dink pulls the straw out and starts trying to jab it into the hole, unsuccessful (c'mon, its a fucking Capri Sun) before he just turns it upside down and jabs the straw into it, tips it upside down and squirts juice into his mouth! Soon after Fat Lip went on a spree, quickly dumping Tom Johnson over the ropes, and then pulling the ropes down on a charging Travis Wilkes to send him flying. DEMOS caught him and set him up for a Pedigree, but was too close to the ropes and ate a backbody drop that landed him in ELIMINATION STREET, USA (no relation to BADSTREET, USA, sadly). This left 3; Shogo Otsuka, Fat Lip and newcomer Hector Casas. Hector and Shogo teamed up on Fat Lip and after a battle was able to eliminate him, much to his shagrin! This leaves two! Shogo is quickly making short work of him with his strikes, as he sets him up near the ropes for a jumping backspin kick, which would most definately send him flying outside of the ring, only for Hector to duck under, leaving Shogo crotched! Hector springboards off the second rope and lands a beautiful dropkick to the back of the head of Shogo, which lands him outside of the ring, giving Casas his big first win in the limelight!
YUSUKE at Will's Dissolve laid out a challenge for Bobo "T" Gomez, but Brad Wolf proteted to officials, claiming he should be in line for a shot at the title he lost to Bobo a few months ago. Brad, after having a few epic encounters with Bobo, a few of which fans have claimed to be the best matches they had seen anywhere in the year, has kept a low profile and has focused on his team with Lee Stone. YUSUKE on the otherhand is nothing short of a Supernova, as he exploded on the scene in Spunk Pro and scored a few upset victories over Mr. T early on in his career, and then forged a path into Pro-Wrestling WILD, as he was gaining steam in his team with Shogo Otsuka before WILD turned over. YUSUKE's temper of late has still been affecting him, but he was able to keep his calm during this bout. It was back and forth, with Wolf able to hold his own on the mat with YUSUKE, as he has a background of amatuer wrestling (from high school), as well as his Marine training. Wolf tried to keep this technical, and strayed from brawling too much, as YUSUKE tried his best to close the distance and tap him out early on, to no avail. It proved to be a stalemate until Wolf got the upperhand, hitting the Wolfhammer and stomping away in the corner, setting up for the Wolf's Bite! He charges at YUSUKE, and in an amazing spot YUSUKE catches Wolf in a Flying Triangle Lock!! Wolf struggles as YUSUKE has it locked in, but is able to roll him onto his shoulders for a quick 2-count before YUSUKE lets go of the hold! YUSUKE attempts a kneel kick, but Wolf ducks it, Wolf in the corner going for another Wolf's Bite! He charge at him -- YUSUKE sidesteps and launches himself off the ropes -- STO BOMBER!! 1!! 2!! 3!! YUSUKE WINS! YUSUKE looks taken aback, as Wolf recovers, as the next show YUSUKE gets his big break, and will challenge Bobo "T" Gomez for the Spunk Pro International Championship, a title that one of his mentors, Manakuro Marakuso made famous early in Spunk Pro history. YUSUKE and Wolf shake hands as YUSUKE bows to Wolf, and Wolf raises YUSUKE's hand.
This only spells trouble, as it brings out Sean Gabriel alongside Seamus McFadden decked out in a ref's uniform. Gabriel provokes Wolf, saying that he had to go all the way to SECW to find competition after WILD closed up, and that he got slighted by the best heavyweight they had to offer (...what?), but will get his revenge at some point, and hopefully take over SECW like he did WILD. He then adds that in the meantime he wants to demolish the best that Spunk Pro has to offer, and that tonight Brad Wolf will get to see his partner, Lee Stone, get demolished before his eyes. Stone comes out to protest, and our match is underway! Stone is able to dominate for a while, using his power to overcome Gabriel, but Sean's trickery and stiff-as-shit strikes helped him come roaring back. Wolf is on the outside as Seamus begins arguing with him, which leads for Sean to reach into his pants and pull out what looks like a roll of tape! Sean is taping his knuckles up! Stone staggers to his feet -- BIG RIGHT HAND, WITH THAT TAPE ON IT!! HE MAKES THE COVER.. 1..2...3! Gabriel cradles his title and holds it up high and celebrates like he just wrestled for 60!
The next bout saw D face off with Imago X in a heated bout that saw him take the win with a Sasorigatame after a lariat for the win. This leads us to our next bout, where per special request Johnny Jett has requested to face the T-Team in his Spunk Pro debut... Why? We have no clue, but Johnny Jett who only just debuted in RevX before they closed down has been granted his wish, and given his partner of choice against the T-Team of Lester and Mr. T. Jett in an pre-match interview (with the Jet Twins on each arm) made it clear that he has a master plan, and that Billy Hollywood has given him just the boost he needs to propel them into Superstardom, which he is all about. Jett claimed that when all was said and done, people would have a new Idol, and would no longer need the 'fraudulant' Mr. T. He claimed people would be eating Jett Cereal, hanging up posters of him and his catchphrases would be on lunchboxes. Most of this must of glided right off of Mr. T's back, except for the lunchbox comment, as Mr. T made it clear as he left for the ring that NOBODY, and he means NOBODY will take his place with the children of the nation, and that he pities DA FOOL that tries to take his spot. We were then treated to what turned into a war between the two teams, as Johnny Jett proved he had staying power, and Mr. T refused to tag out for the last 20 or so minutes of the bout, as it was just the two of them squaring off, until the time limit expired. This caused Lester to argue with Mr. T, saying that if he was tagged in, it would of been over by now. He accused Mr. T of losing his fire and letting some 'plebian' get into his head. Lester stormed off, and Mr. T turned around to a Superkick from Jett! Jett put a foot on Mr. T's chest and posed for the cameras, as Billy posed with him.
The Main Event saw Spunk putting his newly crowned Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship on the line with a man who over the past few months has proven himself not only to be a threat in tags, but has proven himself to be a strong singles competitor as well -- Alabama Dan! This match was Dan fighting for his life, as Spunk kept a reactionary approach to Dan, not knowing what he would do next. Dan kept for straight-forward brawling through most of the match, as Spunk just set up ways to foil him. It wasn't long before Dan struck a chord with Spunk and Spunk got a fire in his eyes and started really attacking Dan. It then turned into Dan fighting for survival, as Spunk was unleashing devastating strikes on Dan, downing him with a series of kicks ending in a savate, which led for Spunk heading up top and landing a devastating doublestomp to the back of the head! Spunk makes the cover.. 1....2..... 2.999999!! Dan barely gets the shoulder up! Spunk looks furious, as he argues with ref MDK. Spunk shakes his head and sends Dan off the ropes -- DAN OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A KNEELIFT! He is too tired to make the cover, though! Both men slowly up, Spunk going for a high kick -- Dan ducks it! Dan hoists him up on his shoulders!! Its time for the Go 2 Alabama!! Wait! Spunk slips over and has him in a RNC!! Dan drops down to a seated position as Spunk keeps the hold locked in... Dan looks like he is going out.. Spunk legs go, dashes off the ropes -- PK! The impact sends Dan rolled over onto his knees, which Spunk grabs him by the hair and starts peppering him with kicks to the face! He tucks him under -- JAGERBOMB! 1!! 2!! 3!! Spunk has retained the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship! Spunk drapes the title over his shoulder and does his signature pose before he leaves the ring, as Dan helps himself up and raises his hands as the fans cheer for him, and a slight chant breaks out.. WAIT! WTF?! The Russian National Anthem? Wait.. Who the... Superjew? Shakin' Tom? Some really big, fat dude? What the hell is going on?! Superjew has a mic
Superjew (forced Russian accent): "Ala-Bah-Ma Dan. Ve.. Ve are fvom moccccckdur Russia!"
Shakin' Tom and the very, very large man nod in agreement as they surround Dan, who is now backed into a corner.
Superjew (cont accent): "Deees.. Iz Shakin' Comrade.. I... Am Supercomrade.. And this..."
The giant man rushes at Dan and nails him with a huge RUSSIAN HOOK, knocking him into the corner, where he continues to pepper him with Russian Hooks, before getting him in an Iron Claw!! He pulls Dan towards the center of the ring and slams him down with an Iron Claw Bomb.. AND HE KEEPS THE IRON CLAW ON!! Superje--err, Supercomrade laughs like a (Russian) maniac, as he gets down and looks at Dan as he writhes in pain.
Supercomrade (cont accent): "An' deeees.. Is.. ARIS! Ve.. Ahr fvom muddah RUSSIA.. Een Muddah RUSSIA Iron Claws YOU! HA. HA. HA!"
At this point Hobo Joe comes out like a HOSS ON FIRE, and actually spits fire at the 'Russians' as they flee the ring, Supercomrade and Shakin' Comrade holding back the monster Aris as Dan is in the ring, bloody and in pain as Hobo Joe checks on him. Good lord, what kind of fucking shit is this.. JOIN US NEXT TIME!
1. Havok (9:40 - Black Out) Goat Banga
2. Evo-MAX Scramble Battle Royal: Travis Wilkes/DiNk/DEMOS/Fat Lip/Tom Johnson/Shogo Otsuka/Hector Casas/Jun Mochizuki
--Tom Johnson (10:29 - Rope Elimination) Jun Mochizuki
--Travis Wilkes (10:44 - Lightning Cradle) DiNk Awws10
--Fat Lip (11:59 - Rope Elimination) Tom Johnson
--Fat Lip (12:38 - Rope Elimination) Travis Wilkes
--Fat Lip (13:10 - Rope Eliminatin) DEMOS
--Hector Casas (18:21 - Rope Elimination) Fat Lip
--Hector Casas (19:21 - Rope Elimination) Shogo Otsuka
3. Winner faces Bobo: YUSUKE (20:54 - YU-Bomber) Brad Wolf
4. WILD International Championship: Sean Gabriel (C) (6:00 - Loaded Right) Lee Stone
-- Sean's V4
5. D (22:21 - Sasorigatame) Imago X
6. Team Jett (Johnny Jett/Billy Hollywood) (60:00 - Draw) The T-Team (Lester "T" Bourbon/Mr. T)
7. Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship: Spunk (C) (22:35 - Jagerbomb) Alabama Dan
-- Spunk's V1
Spunk Pro comes to you live from Seekonk, Mass with a stacked card, ready for your digesting pleasure! We have a packed show for you tonight, as we'll have a WILD International Championship defense as Sean Gabriel will defend against Lee Stone, on top of that we have an Evo-MAX Offer Battle Royal and Spunk will defend the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship for the first time against Alabama Dan in what should be a violent bout! The show starts off as Havok makes his Spunk Pro debut. Havok debuted in RevX and made an impact early on, as to this day he is undefeated in competition, and looks unstoppable! His first test in Spunk Pro is none other than the vet Goat Banga, and Havok showed more signs of struggle accordingly, as his first challenge seemed worthy. Goat Banga's deviant-like offense phased Havok a few times, but Havok's lethal rights and lefts, a pair of Half Nelson Suplexes and a Blackout was enough to score him his first victory in Spunk Pro, keeping his flawless record intact.
The next match was a battle royal which was offered by the new off-shoot of Evo-MAX, which focuses on high-octane pro-wrestling and has delivered in their first show! The competitors are a mix of established stars that Spunk Pro and WILD fans will be familiar with, as well as Fat Lip and the debut in Spunk Pro of a youngster from Mexico, Hector Casas. The match moved along quickly, as the ring began to empty out at the 10 minute mark, as youngster Tom Johnson ducked a flying lariat from Jun Mochizuki and backdropped him outside of the ring, eliminating him! Travis Wilkes pulled a book from Dink's playbook on him (while he is stomping around acting like Steve Austin) by using his Lightning Cradle to eliminate Dink early on. Dink didn't want to accept his defeat as the refs were pulling him out and in an act of rebellion gave ref MDK a STUNNz0R!!! He calls for the time keeper to toss him something -- is that a beer?!? Wait, that is a Capri Sun! Dink pulls the straw out and starts trying to jab it into the hole, unsuccessful (c'mon, its a fucking Capri Sun) before he just turns it upside down and jabs the straw into it, tips it upside down and squirts juice into his mouth! Soon after Fat Lip went on a spree, quickly dumping Tom Johnson over the ropes, and then pulling the ropes down on a charging Travis Wilkes to send him flying. DEMOS caught him and set him up for a Pedigree, but was too close to the ropes and ate a backbody drop that landed him in ELIMINATION STREET, USA (no relation to BADSTREET, USA, sadly). This left 3; Shogo Otsuka, Fat Lip and newcomer Hector Casas. Hector and Shogo teamed up on Fat Lip and after a battle was able to eliminate him, much to his shagrin! This leaves two! Shogo is quickly making short work of him with his strikes, as he sets him up near the ropes for a jumping backspin kick, which would most definately send him flying outside of the ring, only for Hector to duck under, leaving Shogo crotched! Hector springboards off the second rope and lands a beautiful dropkick to the back of the head of Shogo, which lands him outside of the ring, giving Casas his big first win in the limelight!
YUSUKE at Will's Dissolve laid out a challenge for Bobo "T" Gomez, but Brad Wolf proteted to officials, claiming he should be in line for a shot at the title he lost to Bobo a few months ago. Brad, after having a few epic encounters with Bobo, a few of which fans have claimed to be the best matches they had seen anywhere in the year, has kept a low profile and has focused on his team with Lee Stone. YUSUKE on the otherhand is nothing short of a Supernova, as he exploded on the scene in Spunk Pro and scored a few upset victories over Mr. T early on in his career, and then forged a path into Pro-Wrestling WILD, as he was gaining steam in his team with Shogo Otsuka before WILD turned over. YUSUKE's temper of late has still been affecting him, but he was able to keep his calm during this bout. It was back and forth, with Wolf able to hold his own on the mat with YUSUKE, as he has a background of amatuer wrestling (from high school), as well as his Marine training. Wolf tried to keep this technical, and strayed from brawling too much, as YUSUKE tried his best to close the distance and tap him out early on, to no avail. It proved to be a stalemate until Wolf got the upperhand, hitting the Wolfhammer and stomping away in the corner, setting up for the Wolf's Bite! He charges at YUSUKE, and in an amazing spot YUSUKE catches Wolf in a Flying Triangle Lock!! Wolf struggles as YUSUKE has it locked in, but is able to roll him onto his shoulders for a quick 2-count before YUSUKE lets go of the hold! YUSUKE attempts a kneel kick, but Wolf ducks it, Wolf in the corner going for another Wolf's Bite! He charge at him -- YUSUKE sidesteps and launches himself off the ropes -- STO BOMBER!! 1!! 2!! 3!! YUSUKE WINS! YUSUKE looks taken aback, as Wolf recovers, as the next show YUSUKE gets his big break, and will challenge Bobo "T" Gomez for the Spunk Pro International Championship, a title that one of his mentors, Manakuro Marakuso made famous early in Spunk Pro history. YUSUKE and Wolf shake hands as YUSUKE bows to Wolf, and Wolf raises YUSUKE's hand.
This only spells trouble, as it brings out Sean Gabriel alongside Seamus McFadden decked out in a ref's uniform. Gabriel provokes Wolf, saying that he had to go all the way to SECW to find competition after WILD closed up, and that he got slighted by the best heavyweight they had to offer (...what?), but will get his revenge at some point, and hopefully take over SECW like he did WILD. He then adds that in the meantime he wants to demolish the best that Spunk Pro has to offer, and that tonight Brad Wolf will get to see his partner, Lee Stone, get demolished before his eyes. Stone comes out to protest, and our match is underway! Stone is able to dominate for a while, using his power to overcome Gabriel, but Sean's trickery and stiff-as-shit strikes helped him come roaring back. Wolf is on the outside as Seamus begins arguing with him, which leads for Sean to reach into his pants and pull out what looks like a roll of tape! Sean is taping his knuckles up! Stone staggers to his feet -- BIG RIGHT HAND, WITH THAT TAPE ON IT!! HE MAKES THE COVER.. 1..2...3! Gabriel cradles his title and holds it up high and celebrates like he just wrestled for 60!
The next bout saw D face off with Imago X in a heated bout that saw him take the win with a Sasorigatame after a lariat for the win. This leads us to our next bout, where per special request Johnny Jett has requested to face the T-Team in his Spunk Pro debut... Why? We have no clue, but Johnny Jett who only just debuted in RevX before they closed down has been granted his wish, and given his partner of choice against the T-Team of Lester and Mr. T. Jett in an pre-match interview (with the Jet Twins on each arm) made it clear that he has a master plan, and that Billy Hollywood has given him just the boost he needs to propel them into Superstardom, which he is all about. Jett claimed that when all was said and done, people would have a new Idol, and would no longer need the 'fraudulant' Mr. T. He claimed people would be eating Jett Cereal, hanging up posters of him and his catchphrases would be on lunchboxes. Most of this must of glided right off of Mr. T's back, except for the lunchbox comment, as Mr. T made it clear as he left for the ring that NOBODY, and he means NOBODY will take his place with the children of the nation, and that he pities DA FOOL that tries to take his spot. We were then treated to what turned into a war between the two teams, as Johnny Jett proved he had staying power, and Mr. T refused to tag out for the last 20 or so minutes of the bout, as it was just the two of them squaring off, until the time limit expired. This caused Lester to argue with Mr. T, saying that if he was tagged in, it would of been over by now. He accused Mr. T of losing his fire and letting some 'plebian' get into his head. Lester stormed off, and Mr. T turned around to a Superkick from Jett! Jett put a foot on Mr. T's chest and posed for the cameras, as Billy posed with him.
The Main Event saw Spunk putting his newly crowned Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship on the line with a man who over the past few months has proven himself not only to be a threat in tags, but has proven himself to be a strong singles competitor as well -- Alabama Dan! This match was Dan fighting for his life, as Spunk kept a reactionary approach to Dan, not knowing what he would do next. Dan kept for straight-forward brawling through most of the match, as Spunk just set up ways to foil him. It wasn't long before Dan struck a chord with Spunk and Spunk got a fire in his eyes and started really attacking Dan. It then turned into Dan fighting for survival, as Spunk was unleashing devastating strikes on Dan, downing him with a series of kicks ending in a savate, which led for Spunk heading up top and landing a devastating doublestomp to the back of the head! Spunk makes the cover.. 1....2..... 2.999999!! Dan barely gets the shoulder up! Spunk looks furious, as he argues with ref MDK. Spunk shakes his head and sends Dan off the ropes -- DAN OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A KNEELIFT! He is too tired to make the cover, though! Both men slowly up, Spunk going for a high kick -- Dan ducks it! Dan hoists him up on his shoulders!! Its time for the Go 2 Alabama!! Wait! Spunk slips over and has him in a RNC!! Dan drops down to a seated position as Spunk keeps the hold locked in... Dan looks like he is going out.. Spunk legs go, dashes off the ropes -- PK! The impact sends Dan rolled over onto his knees, which Spunk grabs him by the hair and starts peppering him with kicks to the face! He tucks him under -- JAGERBOMB! 1!! 2!! 3!! Spunk has retained the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship! Spunk drapes the title over his shoulder and does his signature pose before he leaves the ring, as Dan helps himself up and raises his hands as the fans cheer for him, and a slight chant breaks out.. WAIT! WTF?! The Russian National Anthem? Wait.. Who the... Superjew? Shakin' Tom? Some really big, fat dude? What the hell is going on?! Superjew has a mic
Superjew (forced Russian accent): "Ala-Bah-Ma Dan. Ve.. Ve are fvom moccccckdur Russia!"
Shakin' Tom and the very, very large man nod in agreement as they surround Dan, who is now backed into a corner.
Superjew (cont accent): "Deees.. Iz Shakin' Comrade.. I... Am Supercomrade.. And this..."
The giant man rushes at Dan and nails him with a huge RUSSIAN HOOK, knocking him into the corner, where he continues to pepper him with Russian Hooks, before getting him in an Iron Claw!! He pulls Dan towards the center of the ring and slams him down with an Iron Claw Bomb.. AND HE KEEPS THE IRON CLAW ON!! Superje--err, Supercomrade laughs like a (Russian) maniac, as he gets down and looks at Dan as he writhes in pain.
Supercomrade (cont accent): "An' deeees.. Is.. ARIS! Ve.. Ahr fvom muddah RUSSIA.. Een Muddah RUSSIA Iron Claws YOU! HA. HA. HA!"
At this point Hobo Joe comes out like a HOSS ON FIRE, and actually spits fire at the 'Russians' as they flee the ring, Supercomrade and Shakin' Comrade holding back the monster Aris as Dan is in the ring, bloody and in pain as Hobo Joe checks on him. Good lord, what kind of fucking shit is this.. JOIN US NEXT TIME!
1. Havok (9:40 - Black Out) Goat Banga
2. Evo-MAX Scramble Battle Royal: Travis Wilkes/DiNk/DEMOS/Fat Lip/Tom Johnson/Shogo Otsuka/Hector Casas/Jun Mochizuki
--Tom Johnson (10:29 - Rope Elimination) Jun Mochizuki
--Travis Wilkes (10:44 - Lightning Cradle) DiNk Awws10
--Fat Lip (11:59 - Rope Elimination) Tom Johnson
--Fat Lip (12:38 - Rope Elimination) Travis Wilkes
--Fat Lip (13:10 - Rope Eliminatin) DEMOS
--Hector Casas (18:21 - Rope Elimination) Fat Lip
--Hector Casas (19:21 - Rope Elimination) Shogo Otsuka
3. Winner faces Bobo: YUSUKE (20:54 - YU-Bomber) Brad Wolf
4. WILD International Championship: Sean Gabriel (C) (6:00 - Loaded Right) Lee Stone
-- Sean's V4
5. D (22:21 - Sasorigatame) Imago X
6. Team Jett (Johnny Jett/Billy Hollywood) (60:00 - Draw) The T-Team (Lester "T" Bourbon/Mr. T)
7. Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship: Spunk (C) (22:35 - Jagerbomb) Alabama Dan
-- Spunk's V1
8.31.2006
WWA News 8.31.06 (Spunk Pro, RevX)
Spunk Pro - After the Spunk Pro "Wills Dissolve" show in which young Dink was shaven bald by DEMOS after their brutal, brutal encounter, Spunk made his heroic comeback into Spunk Pro defeating the monster 001 for the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship. Manakuro Marakuso, WWA Board Member was quick to enter the ring and present the championship to its new owner. This is the second time Spunk has held the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship, and when interviewed Spunk said this reign, unlike his previous one would be a success; there would be many, many title defenses. For those who don't remember, Spunk's first reign as Spunk Pro Heavyweight Champion was quite brief, as he defeated Mr. T for the title, and lost it back to them in their next encounter.
When asked how it feels to have returned to the ring, Spunk said it felt great, especially to be performing for the Spunk Pro fans again. He was asked about his loser-leaves-town bout against D, to which he replied "The vermin that is the Ministry has left, and their influence over D is no more; we've spoken since then and mended fences." He spoke confidently as he fastened the new title around his waist. "There is no reason for me not to return," he added as he shook hands with Marakuso and posed for the cameras. It is clear that Spunk is back at his home, and is ready to take on all comers. When asked about who he'd like to defend against he batted the names of Alabama Dan, Lester "T" Bourbon as well as laid out and open challenge to anybody in the world who would like to tie up with him, as he feels ready to prove he is "the man" around Spunk Pro.RevX - RevX looks like its over before it even got started, as financial problems have been plaguing them since the inception of the company, when Druid filed for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy and was forced to sign the company away, which it then became RevX. It has soon been discovered that the Hammer House Gym, Phil Baroni specifically is the owner of RevX, and has decided to pull the plug on the company after reporting heavy losses after the first few shows. Baroni states; "Itsa fuckin' money pit! Dem wanna-be Christ fahgs ovah-prah-douched dis shit, an' be payin' all dese guys too fuckin' much money. Fuck dis shit, I'm done." Manakuro Marakuso left the meeting having stated that this indeed shakes up the WWA community, but that RevX's promising talent shall be signed to Spunk Pro and given a chance to compete again (including the renegade Ministry X). The Ministry, Havok, Johnny Jett, Billy Hollywood, Superjew, Shakin' Tom are the notable signees to Spunk Pro. In the wake of this, Spunk Pro has decided to let go of some of its dead weight. Such talents as Asstaco, Renegayd, Niko the Destroyer, Decepticon Mask, and a few others find themselves now as freelancers, with the promise of future bookings from Spunk Pro when there is room.
8.30.2006
Spunk Pro - Wills Dissolve
Spunk Pro - Wills Dissolve (8.30.06 - Spunk Pro Arena, 1,026 fans)
Ladies and Genlethings, welcome to Spunk Pro's "Wills Dissolve" live from the Spunk Pro Arena! Huge card lined up here tonight, featuring a Double-Header Main Event! In the first Main Event we see DEMOS and Dink face off in a Mascara Contra Cabellera 2/3 falls bout, the loser either loses his Mask or his Hair. Then the second Main Event pits Spunk Pro Heavyweight Champion 001 against the number one contender for his title, Spunk! It was originally Locust Star who won the contenders tournament, but it turned out that when he unmasked, he was Spunk! So Spunk will see his return to action for the first time since Evo.R where he faced off with EWS in a bloody, brutal match to retire EWS. Our first match pits the Young Guns team of Tom Johnson and Ken Hunt against the Sexual Deviantz Pete Batfarti and Goat Banga. It was a quick-paced match with the young Tom Johnson picking up the huge win with a brainbuster on Goat Banga!
Next we saw what could be called a classic brawl between two of the best we've got in Hobo Joe, a Spunk Pro Tag Team Champion and Lee Stone. As you'd imagine, Hobo Joe brought out his wide array of weaponry for this match, including his shopping cart to carry all of it. Lee Stone played it by the books and brought the pain with his fists and slams, but in the end he was a bloody mess and couldn't overcome Hobo Joe's weapons and power, as he falls to the Shopping Cart Shuffle, for the first time -- INTO A SHOPPING CART! An unorthodox win if ever, but proved to be a brutal match.
Bobo Gomez mades another successful defense of his Spunk Pro International Championship against the former Blood.Machina, James Ray. James brought something Bobo has not faced in his long reign in somebody well trained in shoot-wrestling, a style that proved to be very unorthodox against Gomez's straight power and suplex style. But Bobo's amazing suplex skills were able to overcome the tough-as-nails James Ray. After the match Bobo applauded his opponent, but ran down the concept of shoot-wrestling, saying that his style of Bum-fighting overcomes all. Well, this brought out the ever-exubrant YUSUKE! YUSUKE faced off with Bobo and told him that he'd show him what shoot-wrestling was, and that he'd never forget it.
Speaking of YUSUKE, the next bout featured the team of VIOLENCE going head-to-head with OdZ members MAX and RUINER in what proved to be a fast-paced match. A unique pairing was MAX and YUSUKE who both have an amatuer wrestling background, and both use a lot of suplexes, with both guys throwing everything at each other. It was finally YUSUKE's STO-Bomber that put MAX down for good and picked up the victory for the VIOLENCE team. When the trainers checked out RUINER it was discovered that during the match Shogo Otsuka's Shogo MAX-Cross that was applied to him broke his arm in 2 places and that he'll require immediate surgery and will be out for a few months rehabbing it.
For the first time, a Pro-Wrestling WILD sanctioned championship will be defended on a Spunk Pro show, as Sean Gabriel, the WILD International Champion will face off with Mr. T in what should be an epic encounter. Mr. T was cost his chance to move on in the contender's tournament when Seamus McFadden distracted him and Sean rolled him up for a flash pin, with Sean making it all the way to the semi-finals before being eliminated. Since then Mr. T earned his shot at the title by thwarting Seamus, and now gets his shot! Of course, the unknown stipulation was Seamus is our guest ref! Sean and Mr. T went at it for nearly 20 minutes in what was a FUCKING CLASSIC encounter. Mr. T busted out his big moves early on, and really looked like Sean would be done by the 10 minute mark. But Sean made a big rally and brought the stiffness and the intensity. It was back and forth for a while, and it really looked like Mr. T had the upperhand when he had Sean up for the B.A.D. only for Seamus to low blow him and for Sean to roll him up into a cradle for the 3-count!
Now it is time for the Main Events of the evening.
6. Mascara Contra Cabellera: DEMOS vs Dink
7. Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship: 001 (c) vs Spunk
Dink and DEMOS faced off in a brutal hair vs mask match that went the full 3-falls. Sadly due to time restraints the match had to be clipped a bit to fit into the TV block, but the second falls are completely intact. This match was nothing short of passionate and everything you could wish for from a fued as vile as this. DEMOS, the man upon his debut in Bozac Pro roughed up the then-pregnant Martha Dumptruck, causing her to have a misscarriage was quick to capitolize on this heinous act, and dub his finishing clutch the SIDS (Sudden Infant Death Syndrome) Clutch. Due to the fact it took place during a competetion that both had signed waivers for, Martha was unable to press charges against DEMOS, and her boyfriend and the fetus's father, Dink was quick to take charge at DEMOS to regain her honor. It was an emotional fued that led to a deathmatch at Int.Des months ago with Dink picking up the win. An enraged DEMOS and his newly-formed band of Oni del Zokugai were quick to pounce upon Dink and his friends, with DEMOS eventually bringing clippers to the ring and trying to take Dink's hair. Upon Martha's return, DEMOS once again attacked her, shaving parts of her head before Dink made the save, all of this leading up to tonight's main event.
DEMOS and Dink were dead even for the first fall, with Dink using his flash pins, Jeff Hardy and John Cena moves on DEMOS, and DEMOS just brutalizing Dink every chance he got. DEMOS pulls out the win in the first fall with the SIDS Clutch, putting the Jeff Hardy follower down. The second fall was Dink's big rally, as he made his heroic comeback with his flash-pin-fu, using everything he could to put DEMOS down. The FU wouldn't do the job, but the Code Geoff did the trick, rolling DEMOS up for the 3-count and tying this one fall to one, the winner of the next fall loses their hair or mask! The third fall was nothing short of POETRY IN MOTION. DEMOS, who is usually calm and collected was panicking, tossing everything at Dink, and Dink doing everything in his power to roll DEMOS up for the fall. It was finally a shot to the nuts and the SIDS clutch to end this near-40 minute encounter, with DEMOS overcoming Dink! When it came time for DEMOS to shave Dink's head, he stopped, pissing the little guy off, who wants his head shaven! DEMOS takes Dink's flight goggles off, tosses them into the crowd and then starts working away on the poor little guy's head! As Dink's hair falls to the mat, his hair gets shorter and shorter, until there is next to nothing left and he pulls away from DEMOS. Dink walks to the back in shame, as DEMOS holds up whats left of Dink's multi-colored hair in victory!
Now it comes time for our Main Event! Spunk vs 001 in an epic encounter. 001 threw everything he had at the returning Spunk, including his array of chokeslams, lariats and power moves, but Spunk came back looking better than ever, and more focused than ever. Spunk focused on devastating his opponent with his lariats, kicks and finally caps it off with the big Jagerbomb for the 1-2-3!! NEW HERO! NEW HERO! Spunk has dethroned the giant 001 here tonight in his comeback! Spunk poses in the ring with the belt as 001 toils his way to the back... Thank you folks, see you next time -- AT SPUNK PRO WRESTLING~!
1. Tom Johnson(O)/Ken Hunt (13:22 - Brainbuster) Sexual Deviantz (Pete Batfarti/Goat Banga(X))
2. Hobo Joe (13:51 - Shopping Cart Shuffle) Lee Stone
3. Spunk Pro International Championship: Bobo Gomez (C) (11:13 - Back2Back Belly2Back) James Ray (I-Style Camp)
4. VIOLENCE (YUSUKE(O)/Shogo Otsuka) (18:14 - YU-Bomber) OdZ (RUINER/MAX(X))
5. Pro-Wrestling WILD International Championship: Sean Gabriel (C) (19:47 - Inside Cradle) Mr. T
6. Mascara Contra Cabellera: DEMOS vs Dink
--DEMOS (20:14 - SIDS Clutch) DiNK
--Dink (4:48 - Code Geoff) DEMOS
--DEMOS (7:20 - SIDS Clutch) Dink
7. Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship: Spunk (16:12 - Jagerbomb) 001 (C)
-- 001 fails in his V2
-- Spunk becomes the 7th Champion
Ladies and Genlethings, welcome to Spunk Pro's "Wills Dissolve" live from the Spunk Pro Arena! Huge card lined up here tonight, featuring a Double-Header Main Event! In the first Main Event we see DEMOS and Dink face off in a Mascara Contra Cabellera 2/3 falls bout, the loser either loses his Mask or his Hair. Then the second Main Event pits Spunk Pro Heavyweight Champion 001 against the number one contender for his title, Spunk! It was originally Locust Star who won the contenders tournament, but it turned out that when he unmasked, he was Spunk! So Spunk will see his return to action for the first time since Evo.R where he faced off with EWS in a bloody, brutal match to retire EWS. Our first match pits the Young Guns team of Tom Johnson and Ken Hunt against the Sexual Deviantz Pete Batfarti and Goat Banga. It was a quick-paced match with the young Tom Johnson picking up the huge win with a brainbuster on Goat Banga!
Next we saw what could be called a classic brawl between two of the best we've got in Hobo Joe, a Spunk Pro Tag Team Champion and Lee Stone. As you'd imagine, Hobo Joe brought out his wide array of weaponry for this match, including his shopping cart to carry all of it. Lee Stone played it by the books and brought the pain with his fists and slams, but in the end he was a bloody mess and couldn't overcome Hobo Joe's weapons and power, as he falls to the Shopping Cart Shuffle, for the first time -- INTO A SHOPPING CART! An unorthodox win if ever, but proved to be a brutal match.
Bobo Gomez mades another successful defense of his Spunk Pro International Championship against the former Blood.Machina, James Ray. James brought something Bobo has not faced in his long reign in somebody well trained in shoot-wrestling, a style that proved to be very unorthodox against Gomez's straight power and suplex style. But Bobo's amazing suplex skills were able to overcome the tough-as-nails James Ray. After the match Bobo applauded his opponent, but ran down the concept of shoot-wrestling, saying that his style of Bum-fighting overcomes all. Well, this brought out the ever-exubrant YUSUKE! YUSUKE faced off with Bobo and told him that he'd show him what shoot-wrestling was, and that he'd never forget it.
Speaking of YUSUKE, the next bout featured the team of VIOLENCE going head-to-head with OdZ members MAX and RUINER in what proved to be a fast-paced match. A unique pairing was MAX and YUSUKE who both have an amatuer wrestling background, and both use a lot of suplexes, with both guys throwing everything at each other. It was finally YUSUKE's STO-Bomber that put MAX down for good and picked up the victory for the VIOLENCE team. When the trainers checked out RUINER it was discovered that during the match Shogo Otsuka's Shogo MAX-Cross that was applied to him broke his arm in 2 places and that he'll require immediate surgery and will be out for a few months rehabbing it.
For the first time, a Pro-Wrestling WILD sanctioned championship will be defended on a Spunk Pro show, as Sean Gabriel, the WILD International Champion will face off with Mr. T in what should be an epic encounter. Mr. T was cost his chance to move on in the contender's tournament when Seamus McFadden distracted him and Sean rolled him up for a flash pin, with Sean making it all the way to the semi-finals before being eliminated. Since then Mr. T earned his shot at the title by thwarting Seamus, and now gets his shot! Of course, the unknown stipulation was Seamus is our guest ref! Sean and Mr. T went at it for nearly 20 minutes in what was a FUCKING CLASSIC encounter. Mr. T busted out his big moves early on, and really looked like Sean would be done by the 10 minute mark. But Sean made a big rally and brought the stiffness and the intensity. It was back and forth for a while, and it really looked like Mr. T had the upperhand when he had Sean up for the B.A.D. only for Seamus to low blow him and for Sean to roll him up into a cradle for the 3-count!
Now it is time for the Main Events of the evening.
6. Mascara Contra Cabellera: DEMOS vs Dink
7. Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship: 001 (c) vs Spunk
Dink and DEMOS faced off in a brutal hair vs mask match that went the full 3-falls. Sadly due to time restraints the match had to be clipped a bit to fit into the TV block, but the second falls are completely intact. This match was nothing short of passionate and everything you could wish for from a fued as vile as this. DEMOS, the man upon his debut in Bozac Pro roughed up the then-pregnant Martha Dumptruck, causing her to have a misscarriage was quick to capitolize on this heinous act, and dub his finishing clutch the SIDS (Sudden Infant Death Syndrome) Clutch. Due to the fact it took place during a competetion that both had signed waivers for, Martha was unable to press charges against DEMOS, and her boyfriend and the fetus's father, Dink was quick to take charge at DEMOS to regain her honor. It was an emotional fued that led to a deathmatch at Int.Des months ago with Dink picking up the win. An enraged DEMOS and his newly-formed band of Oni del Zokugai were quick to pounce upon Dink and his friends, with DEMOS eventually bringing clippers to the ring and trying to take Dink's hair. Upon Martha's return, DEMOS once again attacked her, shaving parts of her head before Dink made the save, all of this leading up to tonight's main event.
DEMOS and Dink were dead even for the first fall, with Dink using his flash pins, Jeff Hardy and John Cena moves on DEMOS, and DEMOS just brutalizing Dink every chance he got. DEMOS pulls out the win in the first fall with the SIDS Clutch, putting the Jeff Hardy follower down. The second fall was Dink's big rally, as he made his heroic comeback with his flash-pin-fu, using everything he could to put DEMOS down. The FU wouldn't do the job, but the Code Geoff did the trick, rolling DEMOS up for the 3-count and tying this one fall to one, the winner of the next fall loses their hair or mask! The third fall was nothing short of POETRY IN MOTION. DEMOS, who is usually calm and collected was panicking, tossing everything at Dink, and Dink doing everything in his power to roll DEMOS up for the fall. It was finally a shot to the nuts and the SIDS clutch to end this near-40 minute encounter, with DEMOS overcoming Dink! When it came time for DEMOS to shave Dink's head, he stopped, pissing the little guy off, who wants his head shaven! DEMOS takes Dink's flight goggles off, tosses them into the crowd and then starts working away on the poor little guy's head! As Dink's hair falls to the mat, his hair gets shorter and shorter, until there is next to nothing left and he pulls away from DEMOS. Dink walks to the back in shame, as DEMOS holds up whats left of Dink's multi-colored hair in victory!
Now it comes time for our Main Event! Spunk vs 001 in an epic encounter. 001 threw everything he had at the returning Spunk, including his array of chokeslams, lariats and power moves, but Spunk came back looking better than ever, and more focused than ever. Spunk focused on devastating his opponent with his lariats, kicks and finally caps it off with the big Jagerbomb for the 1-2-3!! NEW HERO! NEW HERO! Spunk has dethroned the giant 001 here tonight in his comeback! Spunk poses in the ring with the belt as 001 toils his way to the back... Thank you folks, see you next time -- AT SPUNK PRO WRESTLING~!
1. Tom Johnson(O)/Ken Hunt (13:22 - Brainbuster) Sexual Deviantz (Pete Batfarti/Goat Banga(X))
2. Hobo Joe (13:51 - Shopping Cart Shuffle) Lee Stone
3. Spunk Pro International Championship: Bobo Gomez (C) (11:13 - Back2Back Belly2Back) James Ray (I-Style Camp)
4. VIOLENCE (YUSUKE(O)/Shogo Otsuka) (18:14 - YU-Bomber) OdZ (RUINER/MAX(X))
5. Pro-Wrestling WILD International Championship: Sean Gabriel (C) (19:47 - Inside Cradle) Mr. T
6. Mascara Contra Cabellera: DEMOS vs Dink
--DEMOS (20:14 - SIDS Clutch) DiNK
--Dink (4:48 - Code Geoff) DEMOS
--DEMOS (7:20 - SIDS Clutch) Dink
7. Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship: Spunk (16:12 - Jagerbomb) 001 (C)
-- 001 fails in his V2
-- Spunk becomes the 7th Champion
8.29.2006
Spunk Pro August '06 Digest -- The Build is ON
Spunk Pro 8.19.06 - Spunk Pro Gym - 509 fans
Highlights from tonight's show included OdZ unveiling its newest member, Power CHUCK, who since his return from his excursion has been meandering around, it appears he has finally found a home with OdZ. They took on and out the team of Dink and Tom Johnson, with Power CHUCK debuting his new Power Driller (Tower Hacker Bomb), absolutely devastating the young Johnson and picking up the 3-count as Dink brawled with DEMOS. DEMOS once again had his clippers handy, but officials were able to stop him before he did any damage.
In the quest for tag dominance in Spunk Pro, we'll have OdZ and VIOLENCE meet up at Wills Dissolve, but before then RUINER faces off with what many have described as the future ace of Spunk Pro, YUSUKE. The pressure seems to have gotten to him lately, as he has showed signs of cracking, but will he here tonight? The action was hot and heavy, but YUSUKE got distracted by MAX at ringside, which led to a backslide by RUINER for a surprise 3-count!
The odd pairing of Sean Gabriel and James Ray proved to come up short against the polished T-Team. Mr. T and Bobo were on form here tonight, and Mr. T demands vengeance on Sean Gabriel for costing him at shot at 001 for the title in the tournament. Mr. T once again unleashed his fury upon Gabriel, leveling him with a chokeslam that forced the ref to stop the bout! Bobo and Ray had a face off which popped the fans, pumping them up for their upcoming encounter for the Spunk Pro International Championship. McFadden is attending to Sean while Mr. T grabs a mic and appeals for Sean to give him a shot at the WILD International Championship! Seamus is quick to defend the KTFO'd Sean, and Mr. T makes a wager with them, that if Seamus can defeat Mr. T, he won't get a shot, but if he does... Mr. T gets a shot at the title. Seamus, ever the hot-head accepts, and it looks like we'll have a Seamus and Mr. T showdown at our next event!
The main event for the evening saw what was just an all-out brawl between two hosses in Brad Wolf and Alabama Dan. Dan tossed everything he could at Brad, and it was finally the reverse DDT that put him down for a 3-count.
1. OdZ (DEMOS/Power CHUCK(O)) (12:04 - Power Driller) Dink/Tom Johnson(X)
2. RUINER (13:56 - Backslide) YUSUKE
3. The T-Team (Mr. T(O)/Bobo "T" Gomez) (14:40 - KO) Sean Gabriel(X)/James Ray
4. Alabama Dan (13:43 - Alabama Drop) Brad Wolf
Spunk Pro 8.26.06 - Spunk Pro Gym - 600 fans
The warm-up show to Wills Dissolve was short and sweet, as things started off with Dink challenging the latest OdZ member, Power CHUCK in what was a quickly-paced bout that saw Dink fall to the sheer power of, um, Power CHUCK. The Power Driller did the job on Dink, leaving him open to DEMOS to come in and pull out the clippers! Just as he turned them on, he looked down at Dink and shook his head, slapping him across the face with the clippers, then laying them on top of him, leaving him in a heap and sending a brutal message to the little guy!
In a match that would decide the fate of the Mr. T/Sean Gabriel match, Mr. T overcame Seamus with ease. The ref quickly tossed Sean Gabriel from ringside, and Mr. T thwarted Seamus who had his cane ready to strike. B-A-D.. 1-2-3.
Huge happenings in the main event, as YUSUKE gets the big win, first off, and second off, Locust Star was unmasked! Not by anybody else, but on his own volition he took his mask off in the heat of battle, unveiling himself to be none other than Spunk! For some reason, 001 could not compute this, and was grasping at his head in agony and left the ringside area, leaving this match a 3-on-1, with YUSUKE overcoming MAX for the tap-out. So there is no more Locust Star, but instead Spunk will be facing 001 for his shot at the championship! Spunk, whom nobody has seen in a wrestling ring since Evo.R will be facing off against 001! DRAMA!
1. Power CHUCK (11:13 - Power Driller) Dink
2. Mr. T (2:11 - B.A.D.) Seamus McFadden
3. Locust Star/YUSUKE(O)/Shogo Otsuka (24:14 - YU-Roll) 001/RUINER/MAX(X)
Highlights from tonight's show included OdZ unveiling its newest member, Power CHUCK, who since his return from his excursion has been meandering around, it appears he has finally found a home with OdZ. They took on and out the team of Dink and Tom Johnson, with Power CHUCK debuting his new Power Driller (Tower Hacker Bomb), absolutely devastating the young Johnson and picking up the 3-count as Dink brawled with DEMOS. DEMOS once again had his clippers handy, but officials were able to stop him before he did any damage.
In the quest for tag dominance in Spunk Pro, we'll have OdZ and VIOLENCE meet up at Wills Dissolve, but before then RUINER faces off with what many have described as the future ace of Spunk Pro, YUSUKE. The pressure seems to have gotten to him lately, as he has showed signs of cracking, but will he here tonight? The action was hot and heavy, but YUSUKE got distracted by MAX at ringside, which led to a backslide by RUINER for a surprise 3-count!
The odd pairing of Sean Gabriel and James Ray proved to come up short against the polished T-Team. Mr. T and Bobo were on form here tonight, and Mr. T demands vengeance on Sean Gabriel for costing him at shot at 001 for the title in the tournament. Mr. T once again unleashed his fury upon Gabriel, leveling him with a chokeslam that forced the ref to stop the bout! Bobo and Ray had a face off which popped the fans, pumping them up for their upcoming encounter for the Spunk Pro International Championship. McFadden is attending to Sean while Mr. T grabs a mic and appeals for Sean to give him a shot at the WILD International Championship! Seamus is quick to defend the KTFO'd Sean, and Mr. T makes a wager with them, that if Seamus can defeat Mr. T, he won't get a shot, but if he does... Mr. T gets a shot at the title. Seamus, ever the hot-head accepts, and it looks like we'll have a Seamus and Mr. T showdown at our next event!
The main event for the evening saw what was just an all-out brawl between two hosses in Brad Wolf and Alabama Dan. Dan tossed everything he could at Brad, and it was finally the reverse DDT that put him down for a 3-count.
1. OdZ (DEMOS/Power CHUCK(O)) (12:04 - Power Driller) Dink/Tom Johnson(X)
2. RUINER (13:56 - Backslide) YUSUKE
3. The T-Team (Mr. T(O)/Bobo "T" Gomez) (14:40 - KO) Sean Gabriel(X)/James Ray
4. Alabama Dan (13:43 - Alabama Drop) Brad Wolf
Spunk Pro 8.26.06 - Spunk Pro Gym - 600 fans
The warm-up show to Wills Dissolve was short and sweet, as things started off with Dink challenging the latest OdZ member, Power CHUCK in what was a quickly-paced bout that saw Dink fall to the sheer power of, um, Power CHUCK. The Power Driller did the job on Dink, leaving him open to DEMOS to come in and pull out the clippers! Just as he turned them on, he looked down at Dink and shook his head, slapping him across the face with the clippers, then laying them on top of him, leaving him in a heap and sending a brutal message to the little guy!
In a match that would decide the fate of the Mr. T/Sean Gabriel match, Mr. T overcame Seamus with ease. The ref quickly tossed Sean Gabriel from ringside, and Mr. T thwarted Seamus who had his cane ready to strike. B-A-D.. 1-2-3.
Huge happenings in the main event, as YUSUKE gets the big win, first off, and second off, Locust Star was unmasked! Not by anybody else, but on his own volition he took his mask off in the heat of battle, unveiling himself to be none other than Spunk! For some reason, 001 could not compute this, and was grasping at his head in agony and left the ringside area, leaving this match a 3-on-1, with YUSUKE overcoming MAX for the tap-out. So there is no more Locust Star, but instead Spunk will be facing 001 for his shot at the championship! Spunk, whom nobody has seen in a wrestling ring since Evo.R will be facing off against 001! DRAMA!
1. Power CHUCK (11:13 - Power Driller) Dink
2. Mr. T (2:11 - B.A.D.) Seamus McFadden
3. Locust Star/YUSUKE(O)/Shogo Otsuka (24:14 - YU-Roll) 001/RUINER/MAX(X)
8.28.2006
WWA Round-Up - 8.28.06
RevX 8.20.06 - Vets Memorial Hall, 533 fans
RevX's 8.20 rally was a smaller-sized show, but proved easy to keep the fans entertained. The show opened with your usual comedy bout between the BOZAC ARMY and the jobber army, which saw Bee Man pick up a rare victory with a diving hip attack, rendering Rusty Chodes outta it. Post-Match a man in a NY Yankees mask came out and punched Druid's lights out, then beat the ever-living shit out of Bee Man until security came out to break up the disturbance. The masked man crotch chopped a lot, until he just ripped his mask off, revealing it was PHIL BARONI!! THE NY BAD ASS!! He grabbed a mic and said that he 'wudn't done' roughing up Druid. He took his company away, and now due to all of the shit he put him 'trew' he wants to 'end his puh-tetic life' right in the RevX ring! When Druid came to, he told Baroni he was on, when Baroni laughed and said at the next show they better be ready for a TAG MATCH, with Baroni having a MYSTERIOUS PARTNER.
Next the RE.V members out demanding a shot at the RevX Championship, they didn't care which one it was, that just one of them got a shot at Jesus X, who they thought was ducking them. Jesus X appeared on the screen and smiled, saying that one of them indeed would, then teased who it would be, before he chose Jun Mochizuki. Ito sighed, but patted Jun on the back, as they both headed out, leaving Gene in tow, only for out of nowhere Jesus X to tell them he had another surprise in store for the newest member, and for him to stick around. Sydal looked confused and flipped off the screen to a huge pop, only for out of nowhere Havok comes up from behind him and spikes him on his head with a half nelson suplex! Sydal was never truly able to recover and became the next victim for Havok. Havok grabbed a mic afterwards and told Jesus X he could tear through the roster all day if he had to, but that sooner or later, that title belonged to him.
More unfolded in the TAG TEAM SAGA later on, when Billy Hollywood took on Superjew. About 3 minutes into the match, Superjew went for a SPEAR~! on Hollywood, only to have his head nail the mid-section of Hollywood and for both men to go down, neither moving. Billy started to stir finally, and rolled Superjew off of him, only to stand up and pull a LARGE STEEL CODPIECE OUT OF HIS TRUNKS! HE JUST BRET HART'D SUPERJEW! Medics come out to attend to him, as Billy grabs his tag title and holds it up to a large rousing applause from the audience.
What came next was the debut of Johnny Jett, whom not much is known about other than he is a recently signed recording artist looking to hit it big. Imago X is his debut opponent, already in the ring... As the lights go out and the music starts up, and Johnny Jett walks through the curtain, wearing a fur coat and being flanked by two scantily-clad twin girls! If only Jett's in-ring performance could match up to his entrance, though, as he lasted 15 minutes against Imago X before Imago put him down with a lariat for the text-book 3-count.
This brings us to our main event, the biggest match of Mochizuki's career going for the RevX title against Jesus X, a legend already for being the longest reigning Spunk Pro champion before finally losing it to 001 just months ago. Mochizuki fought the fight of his life, throwing everything he had at the champion in hopes of scoring the upset and taking the title home. Imago and Judas came out to assist Jesus, but he turned them away, cockily implying that he didn't need any sort of help to beat Mochizuki. Jesus even taunted him for a few moments with one hand behind his back working him over with his free hand and his feet before Mochizuki was able to overcome and overwhelm him. Jesus X meant business after this, as he unleashed his signature flurry of offense upon Mochizuki before putting him down with the Sign of the X.
1. Druid/Bee Man(O) (6:12 - Flying Hip Attack -- THE STINGER) Dick Dood/Rusty Chodes(X)
2. Havok (4:10 - Blackout) Gene Sydal
3. Billy Hollywood (3:11 - KO) Superjew
4. Johnny Jett Debut: Imago X (15:08 -Lariat) Johnny Jett
5. RevX Championship: Jesus X (17:46 - Sign of the Cross) Jun Mochizuki
-- Jesus X's V2 Defense
VISUAL Fighting Productions - Spunk Pro Dojo, 332 fans
VISUAL Fighting made its return after a brief financial hiatus, now being funded by the WWA and finding itself able to run shows again. With WILD itself having a floundering women's division tonight we were able to line up a few new stars, in Aikuchi Shinjo as well as WILD Women's Champion Polly Dod! Word from the WWA is that there is even a future title defense lined up for the belt in VISUAL! We open up with one of Johnny Jett, of RevX sort of fame's valets making her in-ring debut against the monster that is Martha Dumptruck. To say Martha destroyed her is an understatement. The finish proved to be a bit odd, as Martha just tossed her down and stomped her until she couldn't take anymore and gave up.
Former WILD Women's Champion Aikuchi made her VISUAL debut against the mother of Druid in what turned out to be a lot more competitive bout than anybody would of suggested! Apparently Druid's Mom has done some more training under Phil Baroni or something, but Aikuchi still pulled through with her superior skill and made a successful debut! After the match Aikuchi went to shake her hand, when Mrs. Funkerdale spit on her and left, leaving a bad taste in the mouths of the fans, as well as Aikuchi.
Polly Dod made her debut next alongside Spunk's sister, Stacey in a match where they upset the VISUAL Rangers, who seemingly cannot catch a break no matter how hard they try. Stacey's Strangle Hold on former Champ Akino put her to sleep, as Polly simply laughed and polished her belt on the apron. Things heated up post-match between both sides as Akino and Rei were not pleased with the result, and both were clawing at Polly. This brings us into the main event, which proved to be another blow to the VISUAL Rangers, as the vet Kuroda fell to the Champ in 15 minutes to a flash pin to take it home.
1. Martha Dumptruck (8:52 -Stomp Rush) Jessi Jet
2. Aikuchi Shinjo (18:13 - Aikuchi Choke a) Mrs. Funkerdale
3. Polly Dod/Stacey Walsh(O)) (22:17 - Strangle Hold Alpha) VISUAL Rangers (Akino Hirai(X)/Rei Takada)
4. VISUAL Championship: DARK Lotus (C) (15:20 - Lotus*Latch) Michiko Kuroda
-- Lotus's V1 Defense
RevX's 8.20 rally was a smaller-sized show, but proved easy to keep the fans entertained. The show opened with your usual comedy bout between the BOZAC ARMY and the jobber army, which saw Bee Man pick up a rare victory with a diving hip attack, rendering Rusty Chodes outta it. Post-Match a man in a NY Yankees mask came out and punched Druid's lights out, then beat the ever-living shit out of Bee Man until security came out to break up the disturbance. The masked man crotch chopped a lot, until he just ripped his mask off, revealing it was PHIL BARONI!! THE NY BAD ASS!! He grabbed a mic and said that he 'wudn't done' roughing up Druid. He took his company away, and now due to all of the shit he put him 'trew' he wants to 'end his puh-tetic life' right in the RevX ring! When Druid came to, he told Baroni he was on, when Baroni laughed and said at the next show they better be ready for a TAG MATCH, with Baroni having a MYSTERIOUS PARTNER.
Next the RE.V members out demanding a shot at the RevX Championship, they didn't care which one it was, that just one of them got a shot at Jesus X, who they thought was ducking them. Jesus X appeared on the screen and smiled, saying that one of them indeed would, then teased who it would be, before he chose Jun Mochizuki. Ito sighed, but patted Jun on the back, as they both headed out, leaving Gene in tow, only for out of nowhere Jesus X to tell them he had another surprise in store for the newest member, and for him to stick around. Sydal looked confused and flipped off the screen to a huge pop, only for out of nowhere Havok comes up from behind him and spikes him on his head with a half nelson suplex! Sydal was never truly able to recover and became the next victim for Havok. Havok grabbed a mic afterwards and told Jesus X he could tear through the roster all day if he had to, but that sooner or later, that title belonged to him.
More unfolded in the TAG TEAM SAGA later on, when Billy Hollywood took on Superjew. About 3 minutes into the match, Superjew went for a SPEAR~! on Hollywood, only to have his head nail the mid-section of Hollywood and for both men to go down, neither moving. Billy started to stir finally, and rolled Superjew off of him, only to stand up and pull a LARGE STEEL CODPIECE OUT OF HIS TRUNKS! HE JUST BRET HART'D SUPERJEW! Medics come out to attend to him, as Billy grabs his tag title and holds it up to a large rousing applause from the audience.
What came next was the debut of Johnny Jett, whom not much is known about other than he is a recently signed recording artist looking to hit it big. Imago X is his debut opponent, already in the ring... As the lights go out and the music starts up, and Johnny Jett walks through the curtain, wearing a fur coat and being flanked by two scantily-clad twin girls! If only Jett's in-ring performance could match up to his entrance, though, as he lasted 15 minutes against Imago X before Imago put him down with a lariat for the text-book 3-count.
This brings us to our main event, the biggest match of Mochizuki's career going for the RevX title against Jesus X, a legend already for being the longest reigning Spunk Pro champion before finally losing it to 001 just months ago. Mochizuki fought the fight of his life, throwing everything he had at the champion in hopes of scoring the upset and taking the title home. Imago and Judas came out to assist Jesus, but he turned them away, cockily implying that he didn't need any sort of help to beat Mochizuki. Jesus even taunted him for a few moments with one hand behind his back working him over with his free hand and his feet before Mochizuki was able to overcome and overwhelm him. Jesus X meant business after this, as he unleashed his signature flurry of offense upon Mochizuki before putting him down with the Sign of the X.
1. Druid/Bee Man(O) (6:12 - Flying Hip Attack -- THE STINGER) Dick Dood/Rusty Chodes(X)
2. Havok (4:10 - Blackout) Gene Sydal
3. Billy Hollywood (3:11 - KO) Superjew
4. Johnny Jett Debut: Imago X (15:08 -Lariat) Johnny Jett
5. RevX Championship: Jesus X (17:46 - Sign of the Cross) Jun Mochizuki
-- Jesus X's V2 Defense
VISUAL Fighting Productions - Spunk Pro Dojo, 332 fans
VISUAL Fighting made its return after a brief financial hiatus, now being funded by the WWA and finding itself able to run shows again. With WILD itself having a floundering women's division tonight we were able to line up a few new stars, in Aikuchi Shinjo as well as WILD Women's Champion Polly Dod! Word from the WWA is that there is even a future title defense lined up for the belt in VISUAL! We open up with one of Johnny Jett, of RevX sort of fame's valets making her in-ring debut against the monster that is Martha Dumptruck. To say Martha destroyed her is an understatement. The finish proved to be a bit odd, as Martha just tossed her down and stomped her until she couldn't take anymore and gave up.
Former WILD Women's Champion Aikuchi made her VISUAL debut against the mother of Druid in what turned out to be a lot more competitive bout than anybody would of suggested! Apparently Druid's Mom has done some more training under Phil Baroni or something, but Aikuchi still pulled through with her superior skill and made a successful debut! After the match Aikuchi went to shake her hand, when Mrs. Funkerdale spit on her and left, leaving a bad taste in the mouths of the fans, as well as Aikuchi.
Polly Dod made her debut next alongside Spunk's sister, Stacey in a match where they upset the VISUAL Rangers, who seemingly cannot catch a break no matter how hard they try. Stacey's Strangle Hold on former Champ Akino put her to sleep, as Polly simply laughed and polished her belt on the apron. Things heated up post-match between both sides as Akino and Rei were not pleased with the result, and both were clawing at Polly. This brings us into the main event, which proved to be another blow to the VISUAL Rangers, as the vet Kuroda fell to the Champ in 15 minutes to a flash pin to take it home.
1. Martha Dumptruck (8:52 -Stomp Rush) Jessi Jet
2. Aikuchi Shinjo (18:13 - Aikuchi Choke a) Mrs. Funkerdale
3. Polly Dod/Stacey Walsh(O)) (22:17 - Strangle Hold Alpha) VISUAL Rangers (Akino Hirai(X)/Rei Takada)
4. VISUAL Championship: DARK Lotus (C) (15:20 - Lotus*Latch) Michiko Kuroda
-- Lotus's V1 Defense
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