Bozac Pro
Tonight marked one of the most historic nights in Bozac Pro's history, as it was slated to be the last Bozac Pro show in history as we knew it, with Druid forced to sell the promotion to Phil Baroni after getting into legal trouble over Baroni's million dollar contract with the company. The show started off with a tear-filled promo from Druid saying he put his all into Bozac Pro, and will miss the call of the fans and all of the fun they had. This got a mixed reaction, but hey, whatever. The first bout saw the hardcore duo of Donnie Blood and Jimmy Snotz take on two local guys, Frank D and Dennis K who were decked out in Sam's Club vests and appeared to be middle-aged ex-marines. The Donnie Shot on a chair put Dennis away with ease. What was next was a debut for a man named Havok, now, why there was a debut on a final show is beyond me, but it happened. Havok basically just went out there and suplexed the shit out of Bee Man before he locked in a Cobra Hold to get Bee-Man to pass out. Needless to say, it was rather impressive.
Druid's farewell match for his promotion was set to be against the AVN Champion Pete Batfarti. Pete and Druid had the type of match you'd expect from them, until out of nowhere Jesus X hits the ring! He nails Druid with a superkick, then dropkicks Batfarti! Final Cut on Pete! 1!! 2!! 3!! Jesus X after losing the Spunk Pro Championship last week has got his redemption of sorts by winning this title... But it looks like he isn't done..
Jesus X: Tonight.. Tonight marks a new beginning.
*He pauses as the fans are still in shock over him appearing in Bozac Pro*
Jesus X: While you grieve, I celebrate. Understand that you cannot keep me down for long, and that destroying me once will do nothing. I, like a phoenix from the ashes have risen in front of all of you... Why? To resurrect and revolutionize this world. Somehow, my message was lost in Spunk Pro, Champion or not. Somehow, being in a promotion named after some egomaniac an winning a title with his name on it did very little for me and my message... Tonight, tonight is a new beginning. Tonight is a revolution.
*Imago X and Judas X are at ringside applauding him as he hoists the title over his shoulder*
Jesus X: I... I felt sort of betrayed, as D, my own brother sided with the big oaf that turned on me. I guess its just proof that blood isn't the most potent bond there is. But I wasn't happy with where I was for a while, as the deck was stacked against me at every turn. I guess... I was too revolutionary for them. Tonight is for new beginnings, as Bozac Pro is no more, RevX takes its place! Phil Baroni didn't want your money, Druid, so I, your mysterious benefactor have purchased Bozac Pro... It is mine now, and Revolution is afoot...
*A disturbance in the crowd, as they are erupting, the Ministry looking around confused as Tomohiro Ito, Jun Mochizuki and an unidentified man jump the barrier, with Ito leading the way... He grabs a mic from the announcer and confronts X*
Ito: Revolution? You know, the things coming out of your mouth seem to be a bit dry. I mean, how can you have a revolution with out RE.Volution?
*The crowd erupts as RE.V motion for the crowd to applaud*
Ito: Tonight, we proclaim that we are here to stay, to be a thorn in your side and to truly shine in a spotlight of our own. You want revolution? Well, we came to you, and tonight I want a shot at that!
*He points to the belt as Jesus X laughs*
Jesus X: You... Kid, you think you can take me?
Ito: Yeah, I think I can.
Jesus X: Fine, and your boys there can meet my pupils. Revolution? HA. More like fodder.
Things dissipate between them, with the crowd abuzz now for what has just transpired! Apparently, Bozac Pro is now RevX, with Jesus X the new owner, and RE.Volution have been the first to jump! The Physical Specimenz after a disappointing night last week squashed the shit out of two local guys in Roy and Dutch when Superjew used the Jewhammer on Dutch for the 3 after the spear. Superjew and Shakin' Tom got on the mic, claiming that last night was a fluke, and that they would dominate the world again and defend the Bozac Pro straps (or are they now the RevX straps?) against anybody who gets in their way. In pure clusterfuckery fashion this brings somebody out -- BILLY HOLLYWOOD~! Billy lays out a challenge to the both of them in the ring, as they laugh at his lack of partner (he was out with "Dangerous" Lou Hoffman, though), as he laughs back, saying he has brought somebody back from the dead to destroy them -- PHAQ! What we get is a wild brawl between both teams, until Phaq is counted out after being put through a table by a Superjew Powerbomb off the apron. We can only hope we'll see more from these two teams in the future!
The double main event saw RE.V face off against the Ministry, with RE.V debuting its newest member, Gene Sydal to take on Imago and Judas alongside Jun. It was a fast-paced, technical bout that saw Gene fall victim to the Crippler Crossface in 20 minutes. While RE.V wasn't victorious, it should be noted they put up one hell of a fight here. The main saw Jesus X defend his newly won AVN title against the man who had revolutionized the title in the past, Tomohiro Ito. This match, by all means has been called a 'career-launching' performance for Ito as he put his all into it, only falling prey to the Sign of the Cross in 15. After the match, Jesus X took the mic and said that this was only the beginning, as he threw down the AVN Championship and proclaimed himself the RevX World Champion!
1. Donnie Blood(O)/Jimmy Snotz (12:44 - Donnie Shot) Frank D/Dennis K(X)
2. Havok (2:34 - Black Out) Bee-Man
3a. AVN Championship: Pete Batfarti (C) (2:12 - No Contest) Druid
3b. AVN Championship: Jesus X (:10 - Final Cut) Pete Batfarti (C)
4a. The Physical Specimenz (Superjew(O)/Shakin' Tom) (3:22 - Jewhammer) Roy Corduroy/Dutch Lewis(X)
4b. Bozac Pro Tag Championship: The Physical Specimenz (C) (23:44 - Count Out) Billy Hollywood/PHAQ(X)
5. The Ministry (Imago X(O)/Judas X) (20:38 - Crossface) RE.V (Jun Mochizuki/Gene Sydal(X))
6. AVN Championship: Jesus X (C) (15:04 - Sign of the Cross) Tomohiro Ito
6.14.2006
6.12.2006
6.6.06 The Last Temptation of Christ
Spunk Pro -- The Last Temptation of Christ -- 6.6.06 -- The Ryan Center (North Kingston, RI) 6,666 fans
Our show starts off to Manakuro Marakuso thanking the fans for showing up to what happened to be the biggest turnout in Spunk Pro history, at its biggest arena in history at URI's Ryan Center! Pete Batfarti is out next as he is to face off with Nickelangelo for the AVN Championship! It was a quick-paced lucharesu clinic (read: two fat dudes doing arm drags and US Indy face offs at a eye-gougingly slow pace), until the 3GreeKrew tried to interfare, only for Pete to unleash the power of his bowels upon those in the area, farting and causing the 3GK to abandon the ring, leaving Nick to get a STINKFACE~! Nickelangelo, outraged rolls out of the ring and regroups with 3GK as he eats a few slices of pizza, only to roll back in and low blow Pete. Nickelangelo goes for the pizza mist, Pete ducks! Pete with an Olympic Slam followed by a PTFO Press picks up the fall, as we have a new AVN Champion!
RE.Volution continued its assault on the top in a heated tag bout with Strike Force. Strike Force brought the goods, but RE.V were too bent on proving themselves and kicked out of everything the stronger team could throw at them. The finish came out of nowhere when Lee was going for the Granite Dust on Ito, only for Ito to roll him up for the 3-count, landing RE.V into title contention finally! Speaking of the Evo-01 tag belts, LRI successfully defended them against the team of Spunk-Gun, YUSUKE and Shogo Otsuka in an epic bout, with LRI and Spunk-Gun tossing absolutely everything at each other. Shogo and YUSUKE attempted to keep their focus on VD and isolate his arm, and to continually piss Stuart off by cutting off their tags. As per usual for LRI the match went to hell at one point, turning into a huge brawl all over the arena, but ref Haddes decided to let it stand and not count out either team, to get a final decision between the two teams. Both teams were tossing it all at each other, but the Burnerbreaker was enough to put Shogo away for the 3.
DEMOS and Dink's confrontation came next, as its been built to for months, with DEMOS taking young Tom Johnson's hair recently and attempting to shave Dink's head as well. Dink, the newly crowned FPN Heavyweight Champion came out with his title in full Cena-gear, with a pinwheel glued onto the faceplate and spinning as he pumps the title up. Dear lord, Dink thinks he is John Cena! DEMOS comes out with his clippers and the rest of OdZ in tow, only to be sent into the back. It was a wild, bloody brawl, with Dink ripping at DEMOS' mask, and DEMOS attempting to take Dink's hair from him. It looked like curtains for the champ a few times, until he scores a FU through a barbed wire table for the 3-count! The Champ is here, or something... Annnnnnd here comes OdZ! The beatdown of Dink ensues, as he is a bloody mess, grasping for his spinner belt. RUINER and MAX are holding Dink as DEMOS collects himself and pulls out the clippers! HE IS GOING TO TAKE DINK'S HAIR!! WAIT! Missle dropkick takes him down, its Wataru Araya! The Spunk Pro Jr Champ! Here comes Tom Johnson as well, and these guys have to be pulled apart here!
The next two matches seemed to be the nail in the coffin for Bozac-Gun, as Jimmy Snotz got taken to school by the Spunk Pro International Champion, Bobo "T" Gomez! A lariat here, jumping knee, backdrop, Backdrop hold was all she wrote for Snotz, as Druid looked on, furious. Druid then got on the mic to explain that without tonight's series against Spunk Pro ending in Bozac-Gun victory, Druid wouldn't have enough money to keep Bozac Pro afloat (they haven't run a show in months due to financial woes caused by Phil Baroni), and would be forced to sell Bozac Pro to Phil Baroni. He asked for compassion from Mr. T, who is known for saving youth rec centers so children can have milk and cookies constantly, but Mr. T stood fast on this. Bozac Pro was no YMCA, and Mr. T pities the fool that expects him to save Bozac Pro. What ensued next was Mr. T demolishing Bee-Man, after Lester AXE BOMBAH'd Druid's head off. B.A.D. 1.2.3.
The Locust Star and D confrontation was now, and it was a violent piece of art to say the least. Lariats, kicks, forearms and head drops; it was a match not about two professional athletes in competition as much as it was two men who wanted to destroy each other, and that is what they did for nearly 30 minutes. The finish came after a Locust Spike (Brainbuster -> Emerald Flowsion) from LS for the pinfall, with D clawing after LS as he walks away to his namesake theme. What appeared to be the final nail in the coffin for Bozac-Gun came with the WTST taking home the Spunk Pro Tag Championship, demolishing the Specimenz with Alabama Dan using the Knee Life -> Alabama Clutch to take the belts home, with Druid crumbling backstage seeing Bozac Pro get demolished 0-3 tonight. As tears stream down his cheek a white gloved hand rests on his shoulder, as he jumps, looking up startled. A laugh is heard, as a voice mutters "All hope isn't lost, I have someone who'd like to speak with you."
This leads us to why we are all here; the main event for the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship between Jesus X, the champion and his former bodyguard, 001! 001 is apparently a man whose memory has been wiped from him and manipulated by Jesus X to do his bidding. After 001's losing streak of late, Jesus X turned on him and started bringing in some of his own trainees who err more on the technical side of the coin as opposed to the raw power side that 001 has shown. After months of humiliation, 001 pinned the Champ, setting up for this rematch for the title. Jesus X, who has held the Spunk Pro title since December 16th, 2004 when he pinned Dink for the title (after Dink pinned 001 in a 3-way with Mr. T, the then champion) will face his toughest challenge yet in a man that knows him better than anybody else, and one of the two men in the past year and a half to pin him (the other being Alabama Dan). It is no coincidence that this match takes place on this date, as many have marked this to be the end of Jesus X's title reign. Jesus X has been unusually silent since the announcement of this match, and has gone on record that he is unhappy with Spunk Pro management and how they've stacked the deck against him. 001 is angry and unable to control his temper anymore, and is hell bent on destroying his former master.
The two locked up in what was a clash of styles; power vs technique. 001 faced what seemed like endless obstacles of Ministry members Judas and Imago constantly trying to distract him, letting Jesus work 001 over, trying to finish him off early. But 001 kept fighting, and unleashing his brute strength and imposing his will. Its D! D, all banged up and bruised is making his way out now, and it looks like he has a choice to make, but he isn't... He is just observing. All hell has broken loose here, excuse the use of the word, as Judas has clocked ref MDK and all 3 are stomping the shit out of 001, with D looking on. Jesus X is calling for his brother's assistance, but he is simply standing there, frozen. Jesus X calling for them to hoist him up and set him up for the superkick! He goes for it, 001 using his sheer strength to pull them both together! Jesus X has just kicked his lackeys! He turns around and eats a chokeslam from 001! 001 with the cover!! But the ref is out! The ref is still out! 001 pulling him up and putting him into place... He covers again.. 1..........2.........2.99999!! The champ kicks out! The champ kicks out!
001 calling for the finish here, as he goozles Jesus X again, this time could be it! He hoists him up for the infinity bomb -- Frankensteiner by the champ! He just saved his ass and his title right there! 001 to his feet -- SUPERKICK! HE JUST ATE A SUPERKICK BY THE CHAMP!! 1..............2...........2.99! 001 powers out, he is still in this thing! He is calling for the Final Cut now, and this could be curtains for the challenger. He picks him up, going for it, but no! 001 tosses him off, and another chokeslam!! 001 slow to get up now, but he goozles Jesus X again, this could be it! Judas and Imago on the apron, Judas distracting the ref and Imago with a chair -- WAIT! D JUST LARIATED HIS KNEE OUT FROM UNDERNEATH HIM!! INFINITY BOMB BY 001!! 1!!!!! 2!!! 3!! NEW CHAMPION! NEW HERO! NEW HERO! All hell has broken loose at ringside! D is fighting side by side with the new champion against the Ministry, but its 3 on 2, and D is pretty badly hurt from his match! Lights go out! "Locust Star" is playing, good lord here comes Locust Star! 001 finally has Jesus X in his hands, and is holding him up by his neck over the announce table, but Locust Star places his hand on 001's shoulder, and 001 simply chokeslams him onto the ground. Locust Star, 001 and D dispose of the rest of the Ministry, as D offers his hand to Locust Star, who simply nods and walks to the back, leaving the champ with his title, D standing by him and the Ministry laid out!
1. AVN Championship: Pete Bartfarti (4:33 - PTFO Press) Nickelangelo (C)
2. #1 Contendership Evo-01 Tag: RE.Volution (Tomohiro Ito(O)/Jun Mochizuki) (19:23 - Inside Cradle) Strike Force (Brad Wolf/Lee Stone(X))
3. Evo-01 Tag: LRI (Stuart Robinson(O)/VD Dod)(C) (46:12 - Burnerbreaker) Spunk-Gun (YUSUKE/Shogo Otsuka(X))
4. Deathmatch: DiNk (15:05 - FU) DEMOS
5. Spunk Pro Int: Bobo "T" Gomez (8:15 - Flawless Backdrop Hold) Jimmy Snotz
6. T-Team (Mr. T(O)/Lester "T" Bourbon) (2:05 - B.A.D.) Bozac-Gun (Druid/Bee-Man(X))
7. Locust Star (26:45 - Locust Spike) D
8. Spunk Pro Tag: WT Stereotypes (Alabama Dan(O)/Hobo Joe)(20:23 - Alabama Knee Lift -> Alabama Clutch) Physical Speceminz (Jewberg/Tom(X))(C)
9. Spunk Pro Heavyweight: 001 (17:45 - Infinity-Bomb) Jesus X (C)
Our show starts off to Manakuro Marakuso thanking the fans for showing up to what happened to be the biggest turnout in Spunk Pro history, at its biggest arena in history at URI's Ryan Center! Pete Batfarti is out next as he is to face off with Nickelangelo for the AVN Championship! It was a quick-paced lucharesu clinic (read: two fat dudes doing arm drags and US Indy face offs at a eye-gougingly slow pace), until the 3GreeKrew tried to interfare, only for Pete to unleash the power of his bowels upon those in the area, farting and causing the 3GK to abandon the ring, leaving Nick to get a STINKFACE~! Nickelangelo, outraged rolls out of the ring and regroups with 3GK as he eats a few slices of pizza, only to roll back in and low blow Pete. Nickelangelo goes for the pizza mist, Pete ducks! Pete with an Olympic Slam followed by a PTFO Press picks up the fall, as we have a new AVN Champion!
RE.Volution continued its assault on the top in a heated tag bout with Strike Force. Strike Force brought the goods, but RE.V were too bent on proving themselves and kicked out of everything the stronger team could throw at them. The finish came out of nowhere when Lee was going for the Granite Dust on Ito, only for Ito to roll him up for the 3-count, landing RE.V into title contention finally! Speaking of the Evo-01 tag belts, LRI successfully defended them against the team of Spunk-Gun, YUSUKE and Shogo Otsuka in an epic bout, with LRI and Spunk-Gun tossing absolutely everything at each other. Shogo and YUSUKE attempted to keep their focus on VD and isolate his arm, and to continually piss Stuart off by cutting off their tags. As per usual for LRI the match went to hell at one point, turning into a huge brawl all over the arena, but ref Haddes decided to let it stand and not count out either team, to get a final decision between the two teams. Both teams were tossing it all at each other, but the Burnerbreaker was enough to put Shogo away for the 3.
DEMOS and Dink's confrontation came next, as its been built to for months, with DEMOS taking young Tom Johnson's hair recently and attempting to shave Dink's head as well. Dink, the newly crowned FPN Heavyweight Champion came out with his title in full Cena-gear, with a pinwheel glued onto the faceplate and spinning as he pumps the title up. Dear lord, Dink thinks he is John Cena! DEMOS comes out with his clippers and the rest of OdZ in tow, only to be sent into the back. It was a wild, bloody brawl, with Dink ripping at DEMOS' mask, and DEMOS attempting to take Dink's hair from him. It looked like curtains for the champ a few times, until he scores a FU through a barbed wire table for the 3-count! The Champ is here, or something... Annnnnnd here comes OdZ! The beatdown of Dink ensues, as he is a bloody mess, grasping for his spinner belt. RUINER and MAX are holding Dink as DEMOS collects himself and pulls out the clippers! HE IS GOING TO TAKE DINK'S HAIR!! WAIT! Missle dropkick takes him down, its Wataru Araya! The Spunk Pro Jr Champ! Here comes Tom Johnson as well, and these guys have to be pulled apart here!
The next two matches seemed to be the nail in the coffin for Bozac-Gun, as Jimmy Snotz got taken to school by the Spunk Pro International Champion, Bobo "T" Gomez! A lariat here, jumping knee, backdrop, Backdrop hold was all she wrote for Snotz, as Druid looked on, furious. Druid then got on the mic to explain that without tonight's series against Spunk Pro ending in Bozac-Gun victory, Druid wouldn't have enough money to keep Bozac Pro afloat (they haven't run a show in months due to financial woes caused by Phil Baroni), and would be forced to sell Bozac Pro to Phil Baroni. He asked for compassion from Mr. T, who is known for saving youth rec centers so children can have milk and cookies constantly, but Mr. T stood fast on this. Bozac Pro was no YMCA, and Mr. T pities the fool that expects him to save Bozac Pro. What ensued next was Mr. T demolishing Bee-Man, after Lester AXE BOMBAH'd Druid's head off. B.A.D. 1.2.3.
The Locust Star and D confrontation was now, and it was a violent piece of art to say the least. Lariats, kicks, forearms and head drops; it was a match not about two professional athletes in competition as much as it was two men who wanted to destroy each other, and that is what they did for nearly 30 minutes. The finish came after a Locust Spike (Brainbuster -> Emerald Flowsion) from LS for the pinfall, with D clawing after LS as he walks away to his namesake theme. What appeared to be the final nail in the coffin for Bozac-Gun came with the WTST taking home the Spunk Pro Tag Championship, demolishing the Specimenz with Alabama Dan using the Knee Life -> Alabama Clutch to take the belts home, with Druid crumbling backstage seeing Bozac Pro get demolished 0-3 tonight. As tears stream down his cheek a white gloved hand rests on his shoulder, as he jumps, looking up startled. A laugh is heard, as a voice mutters "All hope isn't lost, I have someone who'd like to speak with you."
This leads us to why we are all here; the main event for the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship between Jesus X, the champion and his former bodyguard, 001! 001 is apparently a man whose memory has been wiped from him and manipulated by Jesus X to do his bidding. After 001's losing streak of late, Jesus X turned on him and started bringing in some of his own trainees who err more on the technical side of the coin as opposed to the raw power side that 001 has shown. After months of humiliation, 001 pinned the Champ, setting up for this rematch for the title. Jesus X, who has held the Spunk Pro title since December 16th, 2004 when he pinned Dink for the title (after Dink pinned 001 in a 3-way with Mr. T, the then champion) will face his toughest challenge yet in a man that knows him better than anybody else, and one of the two men in the past year and a half to pin him (the other being Alabama Dan). It is no coincidence that this match takes place on this date, as many have marked this to be the end of Jesus X's title reign. Jesus X has been unusually silent since the announcement of this match, and has gone on record that he is unhappy with Spunk Pro management and how they've stacked the deck against him. 001 is angry and unable to control his temper anymore, and is hell bent on destroying his former master.
The two locked up in what was a clash of styles; power vs technique. 001 faced what seemed like endless obstacles of Ministry members Judas and Imago constantly trying to distract him, letting Jesus work 001 over, trying to finish him off early. But 001 kept fighting, and unleashing his brute strength and imposing his will. Its D! D, all banged up and bruised is making his way out now, and it looks like he has a choice to make, but he isn't... He is just observing. All hell has broken loose here, excuse the use of the word, as Judas has clocked ref MDK and all 3 are stomping the shit out of 001, with D looking on. Jesus X is calling for his brother's assistance, but he is simply standing there, frozen. Jesus X calling for them to hoist him up and set him up for the superkick! He goes for it, 001 using his sheer strength to pull them both together! Jesus X has just kicked his lackeys! He turns around and eats a chokeslam from 001! 001 with the cover!! But the ref is out! The ref is still out! 001 pulling him up and putting him into place... He covers again.. 1..........2.........2.99999!! The champ kicks out! The champ kicks out!
001 calling for the finish here, as he goozles Jesus X again, this time could be it! He hoists him up for the infinity bomb -- Frankensteiner by the champ! He just saved his ass and his title right there! 001 to his feet -- SUPERKICK! HE JUST ATE A SUPERKICK BY THE CHAMP!! 1..............2...........2.99! 001 powers out, he is still in this thing! He is calling for the Final Cut now, and this could be curtains for the challenger. He picks him up, going for it, but no! 001 tosses him off, and another chokeslam!! 001 slow to get up now, but he goozles Jesus X again, this could be it! Judas and Imago on the apron, Judas distracting the ref and Imago with a chair -- WAIT! D JUST LARIATED HIS KNEE OUT FROM UNDERNEATH HIM!! INFINITY BOMB BY 001!! 1!!!!! 2!!! 3!! NEW CHAMPION! NEW HERO! NEW HERO! All hell has broken loose at ringside! D is fighting side by side with the new champion against the Ministry, but its 3 on 2, and D is pretty badly hurt from his match! Lights go out! "Locust Star" is playing, good lord here comes Locust Star! 001 finally has Jesus X in his hands, and is holding him up by his neck over the announce table, but Locust Star places his hand on 001's shoulder, and 001 simply chokeslams him onto the ground. Locust Star, 001 and D dispose of the rest of the Ministry, as D offers his hand to Locust Star, who simply nods and walks to the back, leaving the champ with his title, D standing by him and the Ministry laid out!
1. AVN Championship: Pete Bartfarti (4:33 - PTFO Press) Nickelangelo (C)
2. #1 Contendership Evo-01 Tag: RE.Volution (Tomohiro Ito(O)/Jun Mochizuki) (19:23 - Inside Cradle) Strike Force (Brad Wolf/Lee Stone(X))
3. Evo-01 Tag: LRI (Stuart Robinson(O)/VD Dod)(C) (46:12 - Burnerbreaker) Spunk-Gun (YUSUKE/Shogo Otsuka(X))
4. Deathmatch: DiNk (15:05 - FU) DEMOS
5. Spunk Pro Int: Bobo "T" Gomez (8:15 - Flawless Backdrop Hold) Jimmy Snotz
6. T-Team (Mr. T(O)/Lester "T" Bourbon) (2:05 - B.A.D.) Bozac-Gun (Druid/Bee-Man(X))
7. Locust Star (26:45 - Locust Spike) D
8. Spunk Pro Tag: WT Stereotypes (Alabama Dan(O)/Hobo Joe)(20:23 - Alabama Knee Lift -> Alabama Clutch) Physical Speceminz (Jewberg/Tom(X))(C)
9. Spunk Pro Heavyweight: 001 (17:45 - Infinity-Bomb) Jesus X (C)
5.28.2006
Marakuso Interviews 001
*Cuts up to Manakuro Marakuso in a makeshift Spunk Pro interview zone, wearing a 'Dragon Suplex' shirt, holding a microphone as 001 stands behind him in a darkened room, 001 slumping near the corner breathing heavily*
Marakuso: This is Manakuro Marakuso alongside Spunk Pro Heavyweight contender 001. 001 is best known for being Jesus X's mysterious, monsterous enforcer, and now has defected and has set out on a mission of revenge against Jesus X. But the whole story isn't exactly clear, 001... Who exactly are you?
*He shifts a little bit, his chest puffing up and falling every few seconds, as the only sound coming from him is heavy breathing*
Marakuso: I know this is difficult, but the whole world is wondering...
*001 pulls Marakuso's hand with the mic close to his face, as he continues to breath heavily, this time into the mic*
001: I... I don't know..
*His voice comes out muffled and hoarse, making it sound like his vocal chords have been chopped to shreds and reassembled with only electrical tape and some glue*
Marakuso: Well, why are you here? Do you remember anything?
001: Jesus...
*He pauses, as he stares Marakuso in the eye from behind his mask*
001: My first memory... His voice.. Arg!
*He clutches at his head and withdraws from Marakuso, as Marakuso backs away a bit*
Marakuso: I'm sorry... I know this is difficult, we are just trying to understand.
*Marakuso puts his hand on his shoulder, as he pushes him off, exploding off the wall with rage*
001: I WANT... TO KILL HIM.. FOR MAKING ME.. WHAT I AM!!!
*He smashes his fist into the lockers next to him, putting a large dent into them, now fixing his grip on them and shaking them back and forth, tipping them over with a loud crash as Marakuso scrambles to get out of the way. 001 is smashing everything in sight now, as officials run in trying to restrain him, only for him to toss them all around like rag dolls*
Marakuso: C'mon! Stop! This isn't the way to tell your story! You are letting him win this way!
*001 drops the ring boy he was holding by the collar of his shirt, lowering his fist as the boy scrambles off, only to turn to Marakuso and grab him by the shirt, raising his fist, only for a gloved hand from behind to catch his fist as he was about to strike Marakuso. 001 turns around only to see Locust Star standing there. The two masked men stare each other down, with Locust Star pointing at Marakuso, then at 001, with 001 letting go of Marakuso, then getting toe to toe with Locust Star. Locust Star pats 001 on the shoulder, then turns his back to him and walks away, as 001 is breathing heavily, intently staring down the hallway at him walking away as Marakuso composes himself and backs away slowly*
Marakuso: This is Manakuro Marakuso alongside Spunk Pro Heavyweight contender 001. 001 is best known for being Jesus X's mysterious, monsterous enforcer, and now has defected and has set out on a mission of revenge against Jesus X. But the whole story isn't exactly clear, 001... Who exactly are you?
*He shifts a little bit, his chest puffing up and falling every few seconds, as the only sound coming from him is heavy breathing*
Marakuso: I know this is difficult, but the whole world is wondering...
*001 pulls Marakuso's hand with the mic close to his face, as he continues to breath heavily, this time into the mic*
001: I... I don't know..
*His voice comes out muffled and hoarse, making it sound like his vocal chords have been chopped to shreds and reassembled with only electrical tape and some glue*
Marakuso: Well, why are you here? Do you remember anything?
001: Jesus...
*He pauses, as he stares Marakuso in the eye from behind his mask*
001: My first memory... His voice.. Arg!
*He clutches at his head and withdraws from Marakuso, as Marakuso backs away a bit*
Marakuso: I'm sorry... I know this is difficult, we are just trying to understand.
*Marakuso puts his hand on his shoulder, as he pushes him off, exploding off the wall with rage*
001: I WANT... TO KILL HIM.. FOR MAKING ME.. WHAT I AM!!!
*He smashes his fist into the lockers next to him, putting a large dent into them, now fixing his grip on them and shaking them back and forth, tipping them over with a loud crash as Marakuso scrambles to get out of the way. 001 is smashing everything in sight now, as officials run in trying to restrain him, only for him to toss them all around like rag dolls*
Marakuso: C'mon! Stop! This isn't the way to tell your story! You are letting him win this way!
*001 drops the ring boy he was holding by the collar of his shirt, lowering his fist as the boy scrambles off, only to turn to Marakuso and grab him by the shirt, raising his fist, only for a gloved hand from behind to catch his fist as he was about to strike Marakuso. 001 turns around only to see Locust Star standing there. The two masked men stare each other down, with Locust Star pointing at Marakuso, then at 001, with 001 letting go of Marakuso, then getting toe to toe with Locust Star. Locust Star pats 001 on the shoulder, then turns his back to him and walks away, as 001 is breathing heavily, intently staring down the hallway at him walking away as Marakuso composes himself and backs away slowly*
5.22.2006
The Last Temptation of Christ Card Announced
Coming in June!
Spunk Pro -- The Last Temptation of Christ
1. AVN Championship: Pete Bartfarti vs Nickelangelo (C)
-- Pete has haunted Nickelangelo and the 3GK for what seems like ages now, taking the coveted AVN Championship off of Nickelangelo, only for Nick to win it back in a tag team match. This, my friends, shall be the rubber match between the two, except bareback, no rubbers involved.
2. #1 Contendership Evo-01 Tag: RE.Volution (Tomohiro Ito/Jun Mochizuki) vs Strike Force (Brad Wolf/Lee Stone)
-- RE.Volution is the mastermind of Tomohiro Ito. Sick of waiting on the sidelines to be booked and considered a big deal, he and his long term partner Jun Mochizuki spent time training and refining their styles before deciding to make a huge splash on Spunk Pro. Strike Force takes acception to this, as Brad Wolf was a dominant International Champion, and his partner Lee Stone has proven to be a tough bastard. Both teams want the limelight, but only one can take it.
3. Evo-01 Tag - 2/3 Falls: LRI (Stuart Robinson/VD Dod)(C) vs Spunk-Gun (YUSUKE/Shogo Otsuka)
-- LRI need no introduction. The titles themselves were won at Evo-01 over 2 years ago alongside Fat Lip as trios titles. Fat Lip soon retired from pro-wrestling and Stuart and VD decided to keep the titles, letting Fat Lip retire a champion while they still defended the belts. LRI lost the titles to Hando and Dink later on, but after Hando disappeared, LRI reclaimed the titles as their own. LRI have made a splash on Spunk Pro, with Spunk-Gun defending the honor of Spunk Pro, and wanting to give those titles a true, comfortable home.
4. Deathmatch: DiNk vs DEMOS
-- DEMOS, upon his debut put a huge beating on Martha Dumptruck, causing her unborn child to die, thus spawning one of the biggest heels in recent history. Dink's path to redemption for the death of his unborn son is a rocky road for a young, quasi-retarded Jeff Hardy fan just discovering TNA, and his ability to try to speak like a normal human being. At Int.Design DiNk pulled up a huge upset victory over DEMOS, only to upset DEMOS more to set up this deathmatch. Recently DEMOS brought clippers to the ring and cut the hair of Tom Johnson, a Young Dragon and threatened to do the same to Dink. Rumors of a Mascara Contra Caballeros match have been running around, but no official challenge has been laid down yet, but DEMOS is set to embarass Dink into retirement.
5. Spunk Pro Int: Bobo "T" Gomez (C) vs Jimmy Snotz
-- The T-Team's bruiser of a defender set to defend his title from one of Bozac Pro's invaders, Jimmy Snotz.
6. T-Team (Mr. T/Lester "T" Bourbon) vs Bozac-Gun (Druid/Bee-Man)
-- Will Lester finally be able to close the chapter of his career that has haunted him since entering Spunk Pro, putting Bozac Pro to rest? The T-Team squares off with the founders of Bozac-Gun in what should be a war.
7. Locust Star vs D
-- D at this point is a lost soul. His relationship with the Ministry seems cloudy, and this violent masked Locust Star has haunted his every step over the past few months. Will D finally be able to relax?
8. Spunk Pro Tag: Physical Speceminz (Jewberg/Tom)(C) vs WT Stereotypes (Alabama Dan/Hobo Joe)
-- Quite possibly the biggest tag match in Spunk Pro history, with the WT Stereotypes given the chance to show why they have been the most dominant and popular tag team in Spunk Pro history in hopes of regaining the titles from the PS boys, and sending them packing.
9. Spunk Pro Heavyweight: Jesus X (C) vs 001
-- 001's origins are obscured by his mask and his memory, but what is clear is that Jesus X no longer wishes for him to exist. Jesus X at the time of this defense will have held the title for 18 months straight, and with his Ministry growing with younger, more athletic prospects, his need for a large, bruiser of a bodyguard has run out. Has he finally reached his limits in challenging his ultimate creation? 001 has been able to put Jesus X away with his Infinity Bomb in a feat that only Alabama Dan has done in recent months, pinning the champion. Does 001 have his former mentor's number, or is this all an elaborate trap by Jesus X to lead to his destruction?
Spunk Pro -- The Last Temptation of Christ
1. AVN Championship: Pete Bartfarti vs Nickelangelo (C)
-- Pete has haunted Nickelangelo and the 3GK for what seems like ages now, taking the coveted AVN Championship off of Nickelangelo, only for Nick to win it back in a tag team match. This, my friends, shall be the rubber match between the two, except bareback, no rubbers involved.
2. #1 Contendership Evo-01 Tag: RE.Volution (Tomohiro Ito/Jun Mochizuki) vs Strike Force (Brad Wolf/Lee Stone)
-- RE.Volution is the mastermind of Tomohiro Ito. Sick of waiting on the sidelines to be booked and considered a big deal, he and his long term partner Jun Mochizuki spent time training and refining their styles before deciding to make a huge splash on Spunk Pro. Strike Force takes acception to this, as Brad Wolf was a dominant International Champion, and his partner Lee Stone has proven to be a tough bastard. Both teams want the limelight, but only one can take it.
3. Evo-01 Tag - 2/3 Falls: LRI (Stuart Robinson/VD Dod)(C) vs Spunk-Gun (YUSUKE/Shogo Otsuka)
-- LRI need no introduction. The titles themselves were won at Evo-01 over 2 years ago alongside Fat Lip as trios titles. Fat Lip soon retired from pro-wrestling and Stuart and VD decided to keep the titles, letting Fat Lip retire a champion while they still defended the belts. LRI lost the titles to Hando and Dink later on, but after Hando disappeared, LRI reclaimed the titles as their own. LRI have made a splash on Spunk Pro, with Spunk-Gun defending the honor of Spunk Pro, and wanting to give those titles a true, comfortable home.
4. Deathmatch: DiNk vs DEMOS
-- DEMOS, upon his debut put a huge beating on Martha Dumptruck, causing her unborn child to die, thus spawning one of the biggest heels in recent history. Dink's path to redemption for the death of his unborn son is a rocky road for a young, quasi-retarded Jeff Hardy fan just discovering TNA, and his ability to try to speak like a normal human being. At Int.Design DiNk pulled up a huge upset victory over DEMOS, only to upset DEMOS more to set up this deathmatch. Recently DEMOS brought clippers to the ring and cut the hair of Tom Johnson, a Young Dragon and threatened to do the same to Dink. Rumors of a Mascara Contra Caballeros match have been running around, but no official challenge has been laid down yet, but DEMOS is set to embarass Dink into retirement.
5. Spunk Pro Int: Bobo "T" Gomez (C) vs Jimmy Snotz
-- The T-Team's bruiser of a defender set to defend his title from one of Bozac Pro's invaders, Jimmy Snotz.
6. T-Team (Mr. T/Lester "T" Bourbon) vs Bozac-Gun (Druid/Bee-Man)
-- Will Lester finally be able to close the chapter of his career that has haunted him since entering Spunk Pro, putting Bozac Pro to rest? The T-Team squares off with the founders of Bozac-Gun in what should be a war.
7. Locust Star vs D
-- D at this point is a lost soul. His relationship with the Ministry seems cloudy, and this violent masked Locust Star has haunted his every step over the past few months. Will D finally be able to relax?
8. Spunk Pro Tag: Physical Speceminz (Jewberg/Tom)(C) vs WT Stereotypes (Alabama Dan/Hobo Joe)
-- Quite possibly the biggest tag match in Spunk Pro history, with the WT Stereotypes given the chance to show why they have been the most dominant and popular tag team in Spunk Pro history in hopes of regaining the titles from the PS boys, and sending them packing.
9. Spunk Pro Heavyweight: Jesus X (C) vs 001
-- 001's origins are obscured by his mask and his memory, but what is clear is that Jesus X no longer wishes for him to exist. Jesus X at the time of this defense will have held the title for 18 months straight, and with his Ministry growing with younger, more athletic prospects, his need for a large, bruiser of a bodyguard has run out. Has he finally reached his limits in challenging his ultimate creation? 001 has been able to put Jesus X away with his Infinity Bomb in a feat that only Alabama Dan has done in recent months, pinning the champion. Does 001 have his former mentor's number, or is this all an elaborate trap by Jesus X to lead to his destruction?
April Digest #2/May Digest #1
I've had these results sitting here for a month. I really feel like moving on and propelling things, but don't feel like doing huge write ups for this. I'm sure if you've been following you understand the gyst of what happened in each match and what it is building to. If you don't, you are either incredibly dense or you are the dude from Memento.
4.15.06 - Warwick Musical Theater, Warwick, RI -- 803 fans
1. Goat Banga (19:34 - Banga Bomb) Nickelangelo
2. Tom Johnson (3:03 - DQ) DEMOS
3. Jun Mochizuki (13:26 - Kanrakuyoha Elbow) Crimson STORM
4. Mr. T/Bobo "T" Gomez(O) (25:19 - German Suplex Hold) Bozac-Gun (Druid/Bee Man(X))
5. Hobo Joe (3:11 - Double Count Out) SuperJew
6. 001 (5:58 - Infinty Bomb) Judas X (Debut)
5.05.06 - South Jersey Parking Lot, New Jersey - 577 fans
1. AVN Championship: 3GK (Nickelangelo(O)/Renegayd/Asstacoicus) (30:21 - Nickozuna Drop) SD (Pete Batfarti(X)/Goat Banga)/Ken Hunt
2. Jun Mochizuki (23:15 - La Magistral) Power Chuck vs Crimson STORM
3. 2/3 Falls: Wataru Araya/Travis Wilkes/DiNk vs OdZ (DEMOS/RUINER/MAX)
-- OdZ (DEMOS/RUINER/MAX(O) (23:33 - Avalanche German Suplex) Wataru(X)/Wilkes/DiNK
-- OdZ (DEMOS(O)/RUINER/MAX) (9:45 - SIDS Clutch) Wataru/Wilkes(X)/DiNk
4. Stuart Robinson (19:36 - Burnerbreaker) YUSUKE
5. Mr. T(O)/001 (20:38 - B.A.D. -> KO) Jesus X/Druid(X)
4.15.06 - Warwick Musical Theater, Warwick, RI -- 803 fans
1. Goat Banga (19:34 - Banga Bomb) Nickelangelo
2. Tom Johnson (3:03 - DQ) DEMOS
3. Jun Mochizuki (13:26 - Kanrakuyoha Elbow) Crimson STORM
4. Mr. T/Bobo "T" Gomez(O) (25:19 - German Suplex Hold) Bozac-Gun (Druid/Bee Man(X))
5. Hobo Joe (3:11 - Double Count Out) SuperJew
6. 001 (5:58 - Infinty Bomb) Judas X (Debut)
5.05.06 - South Jersey Parking Lot, New Jersey - 577 fans
1. AVN Championship: 3GK (Nickelangelo(O)/Renegayd/Asstacoicus) (30:21 - Nickozuna Drop) SD (Pete Batfarti(X)/Goat Banga)/Ken Hunt
2. Jun Mochizuki (23:15 - La Magistral) Power Chuck vs Crimson STORM
3. 2/3 Falls: Wataru Araya/Travis Wilkes/DiNk vs OdZ (DEMOS/RUINER/MAX)
-- OdZ (DEMOS/RUINER/MAX(O) (23:33 - Avalanche German Suplex) Wataru(X)/Wilkes/DiNK
-- OdZ (DEMOS(O)/RUINER/MAX) (9:45 - SIDS Clutch) Wataru/Wilkes(X)/DiNk
4. Stuart Robinson (19:36 - Burnerbreaker) YUSUKE
5. Mr. T(O)/001 (20:38 - B.A.D. -> KO) Jesus X/Druid(X)
5.15.2006
April Digest Episode #1
Taped 4.2 - CCRI Knight Campus Gymnasium 1 - 645 fans
The show kicks off with the SEXUAL DEVIANTZ facing off with the 3GreeKrew, with Nickelangelo doing some annoying mic work beforehand. This match can be called the awakening of Goat Banga as he flipped out on Nick with a few chokeslams, and finished with the Banga Bomb, with added crotch thrusting for added um, insult I guess. Batfarti brings a pizza out and eats it over the fallen Nickelangelo, dropping hot pizza sauce on his face, causing him to scream out in pain. Goat Banga then started humping his face, only for Asstacoicuss to run out and make the save, with Nickelangelo screaming for REVENGE on GB, challenging him to a match at the next Spunk Pro show. The RE.Volution continued next, as Lee Stone went one on one with Tomohiro Ito in what was a HOT FIGHTING CONTEST. Lee was overpowering Ito, but Ito wouldn't stay down. Ito's offense seemed to be wearing Stone down, but nothing could do the trick. It finally took the RE.Vo Clutch (Gannosuke Clutch) to put him away for the 3.
OdZ vs Dink-Gun continued, with Dink picking up a win over DEMOS with a hurricanrana, reversing a powerbomb attempt. I guess Dink is like Kidman -- YOU CAN'T POWERBOMB HIM! DEMOS and RUINER are an incredibly tight team, totally taking Dink and the young dragon to task throughout the match, with Dink getting a few hopeful comebacks with some roll ups, but still being dominated by DEMOS. DEMOS keeps attempting to insult Dink, and brought a pair of clippers to the ring with him. He was furious after losing the match and attacked Tom Johnson after laying Dink out with a chair. RUINER held Johnson still while DEMOS shaved his head, with Dink trying to claw his way to help the youngster, only to get a shining Yakuza Kick from DEMOs. He holds Dink up by the hair and feigns like he is going to cut Dink's hair, but laughs and tosses him down, as he leaves both men in a heap in the ring.
The Bozac vs T-Team fued continued with Bobo and Mr. T taking on Druid and Jimmy Snotz. Bobo made a strong showing, pinning the Bozac Pro founder, Druid with a German Suplex after Mr. T nailed a big right hand on him. Jimmy Snotz, Bee Man and Donnie Blood then put the bootz to the T-Team before Lester "T" Bourbon ran in for the save. Lester and Bee Man exchanged words as the Bozac Army retreated, with Lester taking the mic, brother, and challenging Druid and Bee Man to a tag match. The Bozac Army wasn't done for the night, oh no, as Shakin' Tom took on Alabama Dan. One half of the tag champs vs one half of the WTST in what was a knock down, drag out hossfest of an affair. Jewberg ran a distraction leading to Tom shooting himself up with a needle and going into ROID RAGE (C) mode! This led to the Shakin' Slam -> Shakin' Splash for the 3-count.
The mysterious Locust Star made another appearance with another masked man, 001 sporting a new look, no longer in the black and white with a cross on his chest. Instead his gear was black and red, and he looked as focused as ever. Jesus X teamed with his brother, D, with the intention of taking out both nuisances in one fell swoop. Instead it turned into an all out brawl, with 001 focusing on the champ, and LS focusing on D. An absolutely brutal powerbomb puts D away, and all hell has broken loose. Imago X coming out to help Jesus and D, and another man in similar clothing is out now, and he is getting in on it! Rock Bottom by this new guy on 001! He locks in a Sasaorigatame in the middle of the ring while Imago locks in the crossface! Jesus X with a few cheapshots, and spits in the face of his former enforcer! LS is making his way to the back now as D is coming to, as he looks into his brother's eyes, with the tension between them still thick -- SUPERKICK! He just layed out his brother! Imago X has let go of 001 now, as he heads up top -- diving headbutt on D! This mystery man takes his turn now -- ROCK BOTTOM! It looks like D is either being punished, or he is being excised from the Ministry! LS stands on the ramp with his back to them, as the fans are calling for him to help D. He simply shakes his head and disappears into the backstage area as this new man hoists D over his shoulders and the Ministry walks him to the back.
1. SD (Pete Batfarti/Goat Banga(O)) (20:24 - Banga Bomb) 3GK (Nickelangelo(X)/Renegayd)
2. Tomohiro Ito (15:12 - Gannosuke (RE.Vo) Clutch) Lee Stone
3. DiNk(O)/Tom Johnson (29:56 - Dinkikanrana) OdZ (DEMOS(X)/RUINER)
4. Bobo "T" Gomez(O)/Mr. T (23:22 - German Suplex Hold) Druid(X)/Jimmy Snotz
5. Shakin' Tom (15:34 - Shakin' splash) Alabama Dan
6. Locust Star(O)/001 (15:39 - Wild Bomb) Jesus X/D(X)
The show kicks off with the SEXUAL DEVIANTZ facing off with the 3GreeKrew, with Nickelangelo doing some annoying mic work beforehand. This match can be called the awakening of Goat Banga as he flipped out on Nick with a few chokeslams, and finished with the Banga Bomb, with added crotch thrusting for added um, insult I guess. Batfarti brings a pizza out and eats it over the fallen Nickelangelo, dropping hot pizza sauce on his face, causing him to scream out in pain. Goat Banga then started humping his face, only for Asstacoicuss to run out and make the save, with Nickelangelo screaming for REVENGE on GB, challenging him to a match at the next Spunk Pro show. The RE.Volution continued next, as Lee Stone went one on one with Tomohiro Ito in what was a HOT FIGHTING CONTEST. Lee was overpowering Ito, but Ito wouldn't stay down. Ito's offense seemed to be wearing Stone down, but nothing could do the trick. It finally took the RE.Vo Clutch (Gannosuke Clutch) to put him away for the 3.
OdZ vs Dink-Gun continued, with Dink picking up a win over DEMOS with a hurricanrana, reversing a powerbomb attempt. I guess Dink is like Kidman -- YOU CAN'T POWERBOMB HIM! DEMOS and RUINER are an incredibly tight team, totally taking Dink and the young dragon to task throughout the match, with Dink getting a few hopeful comebacks with some roll ups, but still being dominated by DEMOS. DEMOS keeps attempting to insult Dink, and brought a pair of clippers to the ring with him. He was furious after losing the match and attacked Tom Johnson after laying Dink out with a chair. RUINER held Johnson still while DEMOS shaved his head, with Dink trying to claw his way to help the youngster, only to get a shining Yakuza Kick from DEMOs. He holds Dink up by the hair and feigns like he is going to cut Dink's hair, but laughs and tosses him down, as he leaves both men in a heap in the ring.
The Bozac vs T-Team fued continued with Bobo and Mr. T taking on Druid and Jimmy Snotz. Bobo made a strong showing, pinning the Bozac Pro founder, Druid with a German Suplex after Mr. T nailed a big right hand on him. Jimmy Snotz, Bee Man and Donnie Blood then put the bootz to the T-Team before Lester "T" Bourbon ran in for the save. Lester and Bee Man exchanged words as the Bozac Army retreated, with Lester taking the mic, brother, and challenging Druid and Bee Man to a tag match. The Bozac Army wasn't done for the night, oh no, as Shakin' Tom took on Alabama Dan. One half of the tag champs vs one half of the WTST in what was a knock down, drag out hossfest of an affair. Jewberg ran a distraction leading to Tom shooting himself up with a needle and going into ROID RAGE (C) mode! This led to the Shakin' Slam -> Shakin' Splash for the 3-count.
The mysterious Locust Star made another appearance with another masked man, 001 sporting a new look, no longer in the black and white with a cross on his chest. Instead his gear was black and red, and he looked as focused as ever. Jesus X teamed with his brother, D, with the intention of taking out both nuisances in one fell swoop. Instead it turned into an all out brawl, with 001 focusing on the champ, and LS focusing on D. An absolutely brutal powerbomb puts D away, and all hell has broken loose. Imago X coming out to help Jesus and D, and another man in similar clothing is out now, and he is getting in on it! Rock Bottom by this new guy on 001! He locks in a Sasaorigatame in the middle of the ring while Imago locks in the crossface! Jesus X with a few cheapshots, and spits in the face of his former enforcer! LS is making his way to the back now as D is coming to, as he looks into his brother's eyes, with the tension between them still thick -- SUPERKICK! He just layed out his brother! Imago X has let go of 001 now, as he heads up top -- diving headbutt on D! This mystery man takes his turn now -- ROCK BOTTOM! It looks like D is either being punished, or he is being excised from the Ministry! LS stands on the ramp with his back to them, as the fans are calling for him to help D. He simply shakes his head and disappears into the backstage area as this new man hoists D over his shoulders and the Ministry walks him to the back.
1. SD (Pete Batfarti/Goat Banga(O)) (20:24 - Banga Bomb) 3GK (Nickelangelo(X)/Renegayd)
2. Tomohiro Ito (15:12 - Gannosuke (RE.Vo) Clutch) Lee Stone
3. DiNk(O)/Tom Johnson (29:56 - Dinkikanrana) OdZ (DEMOS(X)/RUINER)
4. Bobo "T" Gomez(O)/Mr. T (23:22 - German Suplex Hold) Druid(X)/Jimmy Snotz
5. Shakin' Tom (15:34 - Shakin' splash) Alabama Dan
6. Locust Star(O)/001 (15:39 - Wild Bomb) Jesus X/D(X)
5.11.2006
BREAKING NEWS! 5.11.06
| 5.11.06 Breaking news today that somebody has set fire to the Spunk Pro Headquarters. The fire broke out around 11:12 AM EST on the 10th of May at Spunk Pro Corporate Headquarters, located in scenic Cranston, RI. |  |
Spunk Pro officials are unsure of the damage, as rescue workers won't allow them onto the premises until they have done a thorough investigation of what the cause of the fire is. Manakuro Marakuso was quoted as saying it was a "tragic loss" but that he was happy nobody was injured.
Officials believe it might be a case of arson, but aren't ruling out an accidental fire, as an old building like this has been known to be heavily flammable. A few Spunk Pro wrestlers were on the scene and were taken in for questioning, these names have not been released yet at this time, but we hope to have more details soon. No arrests have been made yet in the case.
On a lighter note, wrestler Pete Batfarti valiantly dashed into the building while the fire raged, as he thought he had hear screams coming from inside of the building. While Coach Batfarti found no victims, all was not gambled for nothing as he was able to liberate a ham and cheese sandwich that was wedged up against a wall, unable to free itself. The sandwich was extra toasty, Batfarti said, and went down smooth with a glass of fresh lemonade that he also liberated from inside of the burning building. Coach Batfarti was treated for minor burns and a stomach ache, but has been released from the hospital and is said to be recooperating at home.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)