Spunk Promotions

Spunk Pro 7/3... WTF?!

2009-07-04T17:09:00.003-04:00

1. AKAHIRA (10:15 - Shining Axe Kick) Bromista

2. La Cosa Nostra (Ted Zannino(O)/Rick Briggs/Big Lou) (39:39 - Loaded Right) Celtic Bruisers (Sean Gabriel/Paddy Baker(X)/Paradigm)

3. 001 (14:34 - BT Bomb) Damien

4. Brad Wolf (28:18 - Double Countout) Slick Rodney

5. YUSUKE/Bobo(O) (12:35 - Countout) Sommers/Big T(X)

Spunk Pro new.Day.2

2009-03-01T14:24:00.000-05:00

Spunk Pro(~!) has returned yet again. Did you see a post about new rules or anything? Me neither. Anyway. Tonight we are promised more insanity and stuff that will most likely both confuse and entertain the masses. Can you blame them? La Cosa Nostra was, well, displeased with Paradigm's subsequent defection and then teaming with arch-rival Paddy Baker to defeat the Tag Team Champions in a tag team match to earn Paradigm's freedom. Now that they've lost on in the ranks, they've decided to bring in Zannino's rather large cousin, Big Lou. To say he earned his nickname is beside the point, as he is huge. Tall, tattooed and really put a beating on poor Paradigm, who was maybe half this giant's size. Paradigm put up a valiant effort and after being flattened by a chokeslam was helped to the back by Paddy Baker who explained to him that "beatings happen, it is how you prepare for the next that matters."

As what happens after a long layoff, we had yet another debut on Spunk Pro television. You telling me that our tag division lacks depth? Pshaw, the NOLA tag team of Big Pimpin' and Slick Rodney made their debut against the gatekeeper team of Strike Force. Strike Force clashed pretty big time with the NOLA boys, who were all about brute force. The match ended with a count out when Slick Rodney got distracted beating the snot out of Wolf on the outside of the ring and Lee Stone, the legal man, was able to slip back inside.

With the main event looking to be Ken Shields vs. Lester Bourbon, well, you knew something was gonna happen. Spunk came out with a contract which was delivered to him via courier for his Heayweight Title shot. He called out Sommers, citing that Spunk Pro has never had somebody forced to sign a contract for a Heavyweight title match before, as he should know, being a multi-time champion himself. He claimed that Sommers was a coward and wouldn't face him tonight even if he did sign some contract. This of course brings out the champion, with manager Seamus McFadden and some of McFadden's boys, Big T and Havok in tow. McFadden proclaimed that Sommers feared no man, but that Spunk fears order and legally binding contracts that he can't weasel out of. As you can imagine, this made no sense to anybody, but we continue, as McFadden says that Sommers will of course accept his challenge for tonight... In a 6-man tag team match, if he can find the partners.

They climb into the ring now, staring him down, McFadden laughing, claiming that nobody will want to help Spunk, especially after beating the snot out of YUSUKE, who was his friend, on our previous show. Apparently YUSUKE isn't too smart, or has a different set of values and honor that McFadden doesn't understand, as he comes down to ringside and stands next to Spunk, saying that he still has much to learn from Spunk (but not that much). This still leaves it 3 on 2, which against these men, isn't exactly the best odds. What happened next, nobody expected, well, the part where all 3 men attacked the 2 was, right? Because that was exactly what happened. Spunk Pro is the home of wild brawls, afterall. But who came out to save them was the surprise, as it was Bobo Gomez who came in and he came in throwing fucking bombs, and it looks like we'll have yet another classic Spunk Pro 6-man Elimination match tonight!

The MPLL standout tag team of Bromista and Camillo del Noche took on VIO-Gun members AKAHIRA and Shogo Otsuka. Shogo, still sore over not getting his title shot against DEMOS and, well, getting the shit beaten out of him, did not look in top form. Bromista used a moonsault press to put the rookie away in a fast-paced match. Speaking of OdZ, leader ZODIAK faced off against Jesus X's younger brother, Damien in what was a very emotional match, with Damien getting busted open in the early goings. With Jesus X on the shelf, the odds went out of favor very quickly for Damien. Every attempt at a comeback was thwarted by the numbers game. Damien attempted to continue fighting, but the seal of the deal was the fireball that ZODIAK threw at him, with Damien staggering around holding his face it was a simple matter of ZODIAK grabbing him by the tights and rolling him up to finish the match. The rest of the Oni del Zokugai came into the ring, where it became an exhibition of how to hurt a lone man in a hurry. RUINER picked him up and dropped him onto his neck with the R-75, DEMOS picked him up and gave him the Pedigree, only for the big man to come in, with the rest picking him up and holding him up, only to be hoisted onto 001's shoulders, spun around and then dropped right onto his head. To say he was stretchered out was an understatement. Without his brother, OdZ were simply too much for Damien.

The young Ken Shields has made a statement in Spunk Pro in his short stint, which has angered the imposing vet, Lester Bourbon. The two have met under a few different circumstances, but it came down to this, a Texas Deathmatch, the Last Man Standing match. Shields, the Texan is looking for the big win and looking to put the monster to rest at long last. There was nothing pretty about this match, as both men simply beat the snot out of each other. Shields went down many times, but kept getting back up. This was frustrating Lester, which might not have been the best idea, as he ran into a well-placed Axe Bomber (a move he knows very well). Shields is in the corner, just hoping and praying the monster stays down, as he starts to get up, Shields quickly downs him again with a rolling punch, which could be it! He sees Lester starting to stir again and climbs up to the top rope and he drops the Golden Elbow! It was too much for Lester, the final onslaught put him down for good, with Shields emerging the new hero.

This brings us to our main event. The elimination 6-man tag is a match that is well-known to Spunk Pro fans, as many a grudge has been built and flourished inside of these matches. These matches have made careers, determined who true contenders are, proven who the toughest men are in the sport and so on. This one was no different, as McFadden's team, possibly the three most brutal men in the sport, squaring off with Spunk and YUSUKE with the unlikely partner of Bobo Gomez. Spunk came in the ring once again holding the unsigned contract, throwing it back in Sommers's face (clipboard and all), before Sommers just kicks it out of the way, smug in the fact that he has gotten into the worthy-challenger's mind. The first 20 minutes was back and forth action, the first shock of the evening came when Spunk was squaring off against Havok. Nobody expected Havok to use such a brutal powerbomb on Spunk, or his head to snap off the canvas like that. When Havok picked Spunk up and locked in the over-the-knee Cobra Clutch, Spunk was completely out of it. The first elimination was the number one contender!

YUSUKE was not going to simply sit back and watch this unfold, no, he came in and really took it to Havok, finishing off the job just mere moment after Spunk's elimination with his patented Dragon Suplex, putting Havok down for the three-count, as you can imagine, Spunk was livid at the man he beat to become the top contender easily putting away a guy that brutalized him. Spunk argued with YUSUKE about that very thing, which distracted him from the match at hand, as he simply claimed he was getting revenge for him. Well, he turned around into the B.A.D. from Big T, which spelled lights out, Spunk oddly enough with a smirk on his face.

The surprise of the night was Bobo Gomez fending off the champion and the biggest, toughest man in Spunk Pro history for a solid fifteen minutes, getting a few close falls and looking like a man possessed before the numbers game came into play. Just when it looked like he had the upperhand, going for a brainbuster on Big T, Sommers came in and levels him with a knee to the gut. T quickly brings him up for one of his own, which we all know can only go DOWN into the B.A.D. McFadden, like a mad conductor is shouting instructions from the floor, yelling out "BAD NIGHTMARE!" over and over again, as T holds Bobo up, letting the blood rush from out of his body into his head, as Sommers nods and moves off the ropes, bringing his knee up just as T brings Bobo crashing down, the force of the chokeslam right into the Champ's deadly knee. It was over from there. There was no other option. Spunk was not going to take this lightly, though, oh no, as all hell broke loose. YUSUKE and Spunk launched an assault against all three men, as Bobo was actually fighting off a medical crew. He took the most deadly finisher imaginable and he was refusing medical attention!

YUSUKE had Sommers lined up for the Shining Triangle lock he is known for, when Spunk pushes him out of the way, and subsequently out of the ring, only to go for a running knee kick of his own on the champ. YUSUKE tumbles out of the ring, only to look over and see the clipboard with the blank contract or a Heavyweight title match, a pen clipped to the top. As he watches Spunk arms outstretched over the fallen champion, a look of disgust comes over his face as he pulls the pen out and scratches his name onto the contract, sliding it into the ring and storming back to the locker room. Spunk looks down, and a look of horror comes over his face as he sees the name YUSUKE on the dotted line. He looks back at the entranceway to see YUSUKE, then looks down at the contract as YUSUKE gives him the 'up yours' motion and heads to the back through the curtain.

It looks like Spunk has lost his number one contendership!

1. Big Lou (13:33 - Giant Chokeslam) Paradigm

2. Strike Force (Brad Wolf/Lee Stone(O)) (18:11 - Count Out) Big Pimpin'/Slick Rodney(X)

3. Bromista(O)/Camillo del Noche (13:22 - La Bromista [moonsault]) AKAHIRA(X)/Shogo Otsuka

4. ZODIAK (8:56 - Schoolboy) Damien

5. Last Man Standing: Ken Shields (14:23 - Golden Elbow) Lester Bourbon

6. Elimination Tag: Spunk/YUSUKE/Bobo Gomez vs. Dan Sommers/Big T/Havok

Havok (26:07 - Havoklok) Spunk

YUSUKE (28:14 - Dragon Suplex) Havok

Big T (30: 25 - B.A.D.) YUSUKE

Big T (45:11 - B.A.D. Nightmare) Bobo Gomez

Spunk Pro new.Day

2009-01-31T21:46:00.004-05:00

Spunk Pro is back! That is right, you have read that/watched that correctly, and well, we got a show for ya! As with everything Spunk Pro, plans happen and plans change, the last time we came to you was, well, January 7, 2008, and it is now February of 2009. Oh well. Spunk hosted a Mixed Martial Arts invitational in December, and I guess decided once again to get the band back together and come out of retirement. Here we are. Last year, well, it never happened, as everybody is pickin up where they left off, because why shouldn't they?

We have a new champion in Dan Sommers, pinning Jesus X, who is still deeply embroiled in a blood feud with Zodiak. This leaves us in now what is a bit of a murky title picture. We have Dan Sommers, the undisputed Spunk Pro Heavyweight Champion and no clear contenders. One would have to think that the title picture would involve some of Spunk Pro's top contenders, with Spunk winning the REAL Tournament in December, beating the Champion with a kick to the face, knocking him out cold. On the other hand, that was not pro wrestling rules, was not a sanctioned Spunk Pro event. Then when looking back, the man with the most wins over Sommers, the fly continually buzzing around him, frustrating him, pinning his shoulders to the mat is none other than the Celtic Bruiser himself, Sean Gabriel. Before Sommers had the chance to win the title, he was pinned a number of times by the Bruiser, and the show directly before was involve in a 60 minute draw in an elimination tag involving the Bruiser himself. Actually, Gabriel cleaned house in that match, which simply turned into Gabriel vs. Sommers and essentially was left up in the air. But then you gotta factor in, well, the rest of the roster!

It looks like we might get some answers, as the show is opening up with Gabriel coming to the ring, looking determined.

Gabriel: "Dan Sommers, let me be the first to, well, publicly congratulate you, boy. You've done it, you are the champion. You have reached the pinnacle of our sport."

He paces around the ring as the fans boo the talk of Sommers. Gabriel smiles and tries to calm them down.

Gabriel: "Now now, let's be fair to the champion. Sure, it was under suspect means, sure he made a deal with the devil and sold out Jesus X, delivering him on a platter to Zodiak to get this, but let's not cloud matters further. Sommers pinned the champion fair and square."

He pauses for a moment, then clears his throat.

Gabriel: "But... This leaves everything looking a bit confusing, Jesus X, he don't want a shot at the title, he don't want his rematch. No. He wants 001 tonight, and he wants to destroy Zodiak before he reclaims his title. I don't blame him. Sommers, this leaves you without a program my boy, but I must tell you, no matte the streak you are on, I can think of a man that you can't pin..."

The fans began to cheer, chanting "Celtic Bruiser" as Gabriel smiles again, shaking his head.

Gabriel: "As you can hear, the fans, they know what man I am talking about. They know who you can't pin. I am here, Sommers. Tell that rat Seamus to make this happen. You know that this is your destiny, boy, you know that..."

The lights go out, as Dan's music begins to play and he comes out from behind the curtain with the title in his hand, it hanging down and scraping against the floor. Sommers hoists it up to his shoulder as he climbs into the ring, McFadden trailing behind him. Gabriel and Sommers face off, as Sommers holds the title right up in his face, then back around his shoulder. McFadden is shouting down Gabriel, as he grabs the mic out of his hand.

McFadden: "Sean, my boy, you are a bigger fool than I thought you ever to be! You want to challenge this man? You want to challenge the champion, Dan Sommers? The most dangerous man in the sport today? I knew you to be a fool, but this, ha, this is suicide, my boy."

Gabriel laughs as he motions for the fans to chant for him again, Sommers flipping out and kicking the ropes, spitting out into the crowd as Seamus tries to calm him down. Sommers grabs the mic from McFadden and gets right in Gabriel's face.

Sommers: "You want this? You want to feel the Nightmare? You GOT it!"

The fans erupt as Sommers throws the mic down, McFadden screaming and jumping up and down, asking Sommers what in the hell he is thinking when, yes, you got it right, more music hits. YUSUKE comes out from behind the curtain next to a loud, thunderous applause. He, as well, has a microphone.

YUSUKE: "Sean Gabriel, while you may be strong, you've had your chances, you've had your time. I've waited, and I've waited, and now is my time. Brute force against brute force is not what is needed, what is needed is technique, discipline and honor to defeat Sommers. That is me, that is YU..."

"We're Not Alone" by Peeping Tom hits the speakers, interrupting YUSUKE, as the fans erupt, chanting for Spunk, as he comes out behind YUSUKE, pushes him aside and poses for the fans a bit before grabbing the mic out of YUSUKE's hands and calling for the music to stop.

Spunk: "Apologies for interrupting this little love fest, but, have we forgotten who knocked Sommers the fuck out in just December?"

The fans go nuts as Spunk shrugs and nods.

Spunk: "Yeah, that was me. Not Sean 'I got choked out, but I'll say I was fouled' Gabriel, and it sure as fuck wasn't you, Yu. You, well, you were tapped out by him if I remember correctly. Now you think that you can beat him?"

YUSUKE nods as Spunk laughs.

Spunk: "What have you done to deserve this? I know you, know what you are ready for, and you aren't ready for this. Gabriel, Sommers, have your match. But know that I am coming for the winner. And Yu, well, YUSUKE, you think that you are big time now? Get through me first. But you better damn well hope that you beat me, because if you don't, don't think that I'm gonna go light on you. I promise that I won't. Hit my music."

His music resumes as he pushes the mic into YUSUKE's chest and stomps off to the back. It looks like our card is already falling apart and reshaping itself however the hell it wants to. Now we have Spunk vs. YUSUKE in a #1 Conteder's match of sorts and a huge, huge Heavyweight title match, DAN SOMMERS. SEAN GABRIEL. YEARS IN THE MAKING!

We were hoping that our first match would start, Havok vs. Paradigm, with Havok already in the ring and Paradigm in the back warming up, when Paddy Baker approaches him. Paradigm looks poised to attack when Baker laughs and tells him to calm down. He asks 'digm how he feels to be the little messenger boy being sent out to his death against an angry Havok, doing the dirty work for Zannino & Co., as always. They argue a bit, before Baker tells him that he knows the contract, he knows how the italians work and is willing to help him. Bianco storms in, fuming at this, saying that Paradigm "owes him a considerable debt" and can't just be "let go." Baker lays down a challenge, if Briggs and Zannino can beat the both of them, Baker will work for Bianco & Co., but if they defeat La Cosa Nostra, Paradigm's debt is paid off. Bianco laughs and accepts, telling Baker he looks forward to having another 'mick' on the crew to demean.

I guess then, Bianco sends out poor Joey Knuckles in his place. Ouch. Havok basically tosses him around and then chokes him out with the Cobra Hold over the knee, the Havoklok.

In what looks to be our original main event, the WWA Welterweight Championship, well, it has fallen apart as we cut to backstage with DEMOS assaulting Shogo Otsuka! Otsuka is laid out, bloody, and DEMOS looks, well, demonic. Officials come back to break it up and Marakuso says he is sick of OdZ running around like they own the place, he strips DEMOS of one of his titles, the WWA Welterweight Championship on the spot. If Shogo can't compete for it, neither can DEMOS. Instead, tonight there will be a Welterweight Invitational for the vacant title!

What ensued was an incredible bout, featuring 8 top contenders, including a few MPLL stars from Mexico, El Matador, M.Y. Stereo, Espirito, BARACK (Barack Obama/Rock impersonator) and a familiar face to Spunk Pro fans, Wataru Araya. Also shaDow backed out of his tag match obligation to enter, RUINER decided to represent OdZ and a surprise entrant in Juan Leche delighted the fans! The pace was breakneck, crazy submissions, big dives, double teams. I'm sure that you can imagine the insanity. The first elimination was sadly BARACK, who going for a Rock Bottom on El Matador, found himself taunting too much and blabbing about change, and ended up in a modified facebuster and then El Matador pinning him with one foot. Ouch. Espirito was outed by Araya using the Firebuster Arrow soon after. When going for a Firebuster on M.Y., Leche took this to heart and used a springboard crossbody landing on Araya for the quick 3-count! shaDow wasn't long for this world, getting fireball bombed by RUINER for the 3-count. M.Y. went for a german suplex on RUINER, only to get kicked in the balls while the ref wasn't looking and rolled up for a 3-count! This leaves Juan Leche, RUINER and, well, El Matador! R-75 by RUINER on Matador! He is gone, but for a newcomer he did extremely well! Big kenka kick on Leche, RUINER looking to keep the title in OdZ and prove himself to be just as good as DEMOS, his partner. Leche catches him with a savate kick and goes for a crossbody, only for it to be ducked, he picks up the world famous Leche, kicks him in the balls, R-75! 1! 2! 3! New champion, and sadly it is an OdZ member! The title didn't go far, that is for sure.

With shaDow out of the tag match now, this leaves eDo against Johnny Jett, the charismatic International Champion, a belt that eDo helped to make famous when we knew him as Tomohiro Ito, before he, well, went emo. It was a fast-paced and tough match, with DanDead the enforcer getting involved what felt like a few times too many. When the Red Carpet Rub was applied, he had no choice but to tap out and leave Jett with his title secured.

What followed was the contract tag match, where the stakes were high for both Baker and Paradigm. Paradigm has been forced to work under La Cosa Nostra for what seems like years now, for simply losing a match like this. Being in 'debt' to La Cosa Nostra is never a good thing, and we all know Baker and Gabriel's troubles with La Cosa Nostra. With Gabriel having his sight's set on Sommers, it looks like Baker is looking to bring somebody new into the Celtic Bruiser fold. It was another classic tag match, just like we are used to between the sides, but with Paradigm, the young crafty fighter taking Gabriel's place. This inherently made this match a lot more technical and less of a brawl. Baker and Paradigm worked well as a pair, helping each other out of a few tight spots before clearing the ring, Baker getting the shoulder breaker on Zannino after a Piledriver by Paradigm, then locking in the chicken wing armlock while Paradigm keeps Briggs at bay and Zannino is forced to swallow his pride and tap out! What a huge win, as Paradigm and Baker celebrate, Paradigm looking like a weight has been lifted off his shoulders. You have to believe with a win over the tag team champs that this unlikely pair is also the first in line for a shot at the tag titles!

Jesus X is staring down the mask of the man that he created. Sorrow fills his eyes, as he understands that a lot of this man's pain is his fault. He has apologized in the past, but none of that seems to matter at the moment, as the monster has found a new master, possibly one more devious than imaginable. Zodiak has no real plan, he has no agenda, he just wants the world to burn. Jesus X is and always has been his target due to his message of redemption. Zodiak sees redemption as a lie, as a message to the weak.

Jesus X throws the figurative and literal first blow, punching 001 in the face, which doesn't even seem to affect him. More and more damage he is inflicting on the monster, who is simply absorbing it. This continues for a few minutes, with Jesus X simply running through his spots, but not really seeming to hurt 001 all that bad. He is getting hurt, no doubt, but he keeps getting up for more. Jesus X finally has him lined up for the Saviour Kick, the fans are pumped, but everybody seems on edge, it can't be this easy, can it? He goes for it, and the big man ducks under, then reaches his giant hand up to Jesus X's throat! CHOKESLAM! That just shook the ring! Jesus X is writhing on the mat as 001 picks him up by his newly grown back hair, the mane that Zodiak had claimed as his own just over a year ago (to be fair, we haven't run since then). He picks him up and then tucks him for what looks to be a powerbomb, but he hoists him up and then holds his arms, outstretched in a crucifix! Zodiak now makes his way through the crowd, hissing through his lips as he calls or him to finish it. What follows is an absolutely devastating Black Tiger Bomb, Jesus X's head bouncing off the mat... But he isn't going for the pin. Zodiak slides in under the ropes and pulls, oh no, a set of clippers out from his trunks. He is going to reclaim Jesus X's hair! Sure, we haven't run in a while, but how is this fair? The buzz is heard at ringside and it looks like this was just a set up, a public castrating! Wait, somebody just ran through the crowd, is that? LARIAT! He just took Zodiak's freaking head off! 001 pulls Zodiak's limp body out of the ring as Jesus X whispers to what looks to be D, Jesus X's estranged brother, "Damien, you don't have to, you don't have to.." D simply shakes his head and grabs a mic, declaring war on both of them. It looks like we have an impromptu tag match!

The action is hot and heavy, with Damien (as his brother called him) does most of the work, as Jesus X is still rattled by the assault. Damien seems to be doing some damage to the monster, but 001 and Zodiak are keeping their tags up, keeping the match flowing and the ring cut off. Things go awry when Damien and Zodiak spill to the floor, Jesus X is looking to dive out onto Zodiak and save his brother when he turns around to stare at the monster 001's chest! When his hand wraps around Jesus X's throat it was no surprise. What followed next was a chokeslam with speed and power unlike we've seen in a long time, Jesus X landing directly on his neck, his body crumpling on top of it, and he looks to be hurt, bad! Damien tries to tend to his brother, but this just won't work, not in a 2-on-1 situation against men, no demons like these. He has a few valiant comebacks, but it all proves to be in vain as Zodiak picks him up and plants him with the Zodiak Spike (MDII, for the uninitiated) or the text book 3-count. But they don't look done, oh no, Zodiak is calling for 001 to "finish him." 001 picks him up, hoists him up onto his shoulders and just launches him across the ring, landing on top of his already laid out brother, the downed brother's in the shape of a crucifix now. Zodiak laughs as he leaves them both laid out in the ring.

We move now to what is one of our main events, Spunk facing off with his protege, YUSUKE in a match to determine who faces the winner of Dan Sommers and Sean Gabriel. The action starts off like you think it would, looking more like a kickboxing match than a wrestling bout, with spunk finally taking it to the mat with a judo throw, an ashi guruma! This just makes YUSUKE fight harder, both men going back and forth. YUSUKE catches a high kick from Spunk and CAPTURE SUPLEX! I think it is clear at this point that nobody is going easy here, both men have decided that this match is important. YUSUKE wants to prove that he can hang, and Spunk wants to prove that he is the top fighter in Spunk Pro. The chances of this match lasting long is, well, slim, because these guys are just killing each other. This is not a pace you usually see from heavyweights, this is two men throwing everything at each other, regardless of the damage they've taken. This is a fight to the death. YUSUKE scores a tight nearfall with a high kick on the master of high kicks, which as you can imagine is a slap to the face. Spunk quickly hoists him up, MF-1, but he isn't pinning him! He plants him with a few more kicks and then goes for a german suplex, one of YUSUKE's moves! 1..2...2.999! YUSUKE is furious as he slaps Spunk a few times, German of his own! 1...2...2.99! YUSUKE gets him up again, DRAGON SUPLEX! 1...2...2.999! This is crazy, he is going for it again, Spunk with a few elbows, goes behind, German Suplex! Another tight fall! He quickly transitions into a rear naked choke! YUSUKE is in serious trouble, but he makes the ropes. Spunk has him lined up for a high kick, YUSUKE catches, CAPTURE! 1...2..2.99!! These two aren't going to be able to get out of bed in the morning, no fucking way. YUSUKE off the ropes, looking for a kneel kick, Spunk ducks. Spunk sits him up, he dashes off the ropes, RUNNING FACE KICK! YUSUKE pops back up! Spunk with a few low kicks, a mid kick, a slap in the face, savate and then, BOOM! Terminal Saikyo High kick! YUSUKE has collapsed as Spunk drapes himself over him for the 1...2...3! Wooooow. Spunk has pulled this off, but YUSUKE had him beat what felt like 8 times, you gotta think this isn't how Spunk wanted it to go.

Spunk drapes YUSUKE over his shoulder and helps him to the back in what is, well, a mixed signal.

Now it is time, it is time for Dan Sommers to have his first and possibly only title defense against a very game Sean Gabriel. Sommers was the man that took Gabriel's WILD International Heavyweight Title, his manager and Gabriel is the man who has been seeking his vengeance. It starts out with a feeling out period, also known as punching each other in the face, with Gabriel finally breaking it down and starts stretching Sommers, working him over and trying to get the pace where he wants it to be, to where he can start grinding out the punishment. He drapes him over the shoulders and drops him throat first over the ropes. Sommers staggers around, but a few well placed punches lands Gabriel into a daze, enough to get locked into an abdominal stretch. Sommers of course, using the ropes as leverage! Pulling away just in time for the ref to check, until finally ref Druid sees it and calls for the break.

The back and forth jabs and overhands continue, both men going toe to toe until Sommers starts unleashing his flurry of knees, his knees being his deadliest weapon behind his fists and his brute strength. He follows up with a few well-placed knee drops to the back o the head. Sommers then picks Gabriel up and dumps him out of the ring to catch his breath. Gabriel walks in to a few more knees, a huge running powerslam and another knee to the face, with Sommers picking up a quick 2-count, lifting Gabriel's head up at two. He follows up picking Gabriel up and powerbombing him right onto the top turnbuckle! Ouch. Gabriel tries to fight back with a few punches, but is downed by a big headbutt from the champ for another close 2-count. Sommers, uncharacteristically perched up top and a diving double axe handle! 1...2... no! Gabriel kicks out. Gabriel now fighting back with a few tight fists, school boy! 1! 2! NO! This has just upset Sommers, as he decks him and there it is, the Alabama Death Drop (Reverse DDT), 1...2...2.5! Gabriel is still game! Alabama Deathlock applied! He has it on him, but Gabriel able to get the rope break!

This is just all Sommers now, as he picks Gabriel up by the hair, who is punching away at Sommers in the ribs, but Sommer isn't even flinching as he drives him down with the sit out powerbomb! 1...2.. Gabriel kicks out with force! Gabriel off the ropes, running knee to the gut, off the ropes again and a big diving elbow! He is starting to get fired up, and a headbutt downs him and give the champ a breather. There it is, that brutal Dan Sommers backdrop suplex he is known for! This is usually a sign of things to come, and there is the sitout powerbomb again! ONE COUNT ONLY! Gabriel picks him up and shotguns him against the ropes again throat first! Gabriel going up top, diving elbow drop! The fans are feeling it! Sommers whipped off the ropes and a big back body drop! Elbow drop off the ropes! Gabriel is making this interesting! Gabriel off the ropes and nails a big lariat! He peels off his elbow pad as he calls for another! Sommers staggering up, wait! McFadden grabbed his foot, tripping him up, Gabriel turns around to shout at McFadden as ref Druid admonishes McFadden, as Sommers has peeled back his knee pad, Gabriel turns around and he finds himself up on the shoulders of Dan Sommers! The crowd is livid, screaming, shouting as Gabriel is trying to elbow himself to freedom. He got his freedom, but it wasn't the direction that he wanted. Oh no, it was a fate far worse. He came rushing down, head first onto the bare knee of Dan Sommers, the crack was heard throughout the arena as it dropped silent. Gabriel crumbled to the canvas as Sommers went to pick him up again, but he was limp, Druid pushes Sommers away, checks on Gabriel and calls for the bell. This one is over, Sean Gabriel, the Celtic Bruiser, has been knocked out cold!

Sean Gabriel, one of the toughest men we've ever seen, has been annihilated by Dan Sommers Baker and Paradigm are out checking on Gabriel as Baker looks concerned, calling for a stretcher. Sommers hoists the title over his shoulder and the look in his eyes is nothing short of demonic as McFadden pats the title and shouts into the camera about nobody being able to stop this man. For once, McFadden could be right, as he stands menacingly over Gabriel with the crew holding him back from attacking the downed Gabriel while they load him onto a stretcher.

1. Havok (:45 - Havoklok) Joey Knuckles

2. WWA Welterweight Championship: RUINER (29:33 - R-75) Juan Leche

El Matador, Juan Leche, shaDow, M.Y. Stereo, BARACK, Espirito, Wataru Araya, RUINER

3. Spunk Pro International Championship: Johnny Jett (12:11 - Red Carpet Rub) eDo

4. Contract Match: Paddy Baker(O)/Paradigm (31:32 - Chicken Wing Armlock) La Cosa Nostra (Ted Zannino(X)/Rick Briggs)

5. a. Jesus X (5:12 - No Contest) 001

5. b. OdZ (Zodiak(O)/001) (23: 12 - Zodiak Spike) Jesus X/Damien(X)

6. #1 Contender's Match: Spunk (16:22 Terminal Saikyo High Kick) YUSUKE

7. Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship: Dan Sommers(C) (18:20 - KO) Sean Gabriel

Spunk Pro new.Day Tour

2009-01-21T14:09:00.003-05:00

Has it been a while? Really? I can tell.

Spunk Pro new.Day.01

Paradigm vs. Havok
Paddy Baker vs. Rick Briggs
Black as Love (shaDow/eDo) vs. Johnny Jett/DanDead
Sean Gabriel/Spunk/YUSUKE vs. Dan Sommers/Big T/Ted Zannino
Jesus X vs. 001
WWA Welterweight Championship: DEMOS(C) vs. Shogo Otsuka

Spunk Pro new.Day.02

Last Man Standing: Ken Shields vs. Lester Bourbon
Dan Sommers/Big T vs. Spunk/YUSUKE

Spunk Promotions REAL '08

2008-12-14T14:28:00.003-05:00

After a long layover, Spunk Pro has decided to throw a bone to fans, a one night, one off tournament under what has been described as REAL rules. The rules are as follows:

5 Rounds

3 Minute Rounds

Each fighter has 10 points

1 Point deduction for a Takedown

1 Point deduction for a Knockdown

1 Point deduction for a Ropebreak

KO or Submission ends the Fight

EVERYTHING ELSE GOES.

The Brackets are as follows:

Spunk vs. Stuart Robinson

Rick Briggs vs. Paddy Baker

Sean Gabriel vs. Ted Zannino

YUSUKE vs. Dan Sommers

Spunk vs. Stuart Robinson:

R1. Spunk taking it to Stu early on, with an assault of mid kicks followed by a jumping high kick, Robinson absorbing most of the blow and coming back with a big right hand, Robinson goes for his signature low blow -- legal in this contest -- only to be met with a high kick! Robinson down! The first point deduction and he stays down for a 3 count, only dazed. Some more back and forth, Stuart able to daze him and goes for the Burning Lariat! Spunk catches it and has a wakigatame! Stuart is forced to reach for the rope break, putting him down 2 points now! Robinson is furious, as he is brushing off all of these attacks now, even getting peppered in the face with step kicks. Robinson with a brutal low kick on Spunk, and as Spunk is getting up he uses his own move, the face kick against him! Spunk is down! Spunk is DOWN! The ref is counting.. 1...2...3....4....5.....6....7.....8....9! HE IS UP! That was incredibly close, Spunk with a few elbows and follows up with an overhead throw to cost Robinson another point. The round winding down, Robinson charges and -- CATCHES A SAVATE KICK! HE IS DOWN! The ref starts to count, but the bell saves Robinson.

Spunk 9 - Robinson 6

R2. Spunk looks to finish things early charging at Stuart with a lariat of his own, Stuart ducks, only to be met with another Savate Kick! Down! He gets up at the 7, and one has to think his ribs are hurting him now. Spunk goes to throw a midkick and Stuart slips through the ropes, knowing the legalities of these rules and that this is a no-man's land. Wait, he is running up the rope, this is most unorthodox! He is going for a flying lariat! Spunk catches him and slams him down! Stuart down to 4 points now! Spunk quickly slaps on an armbar! Stuart is able to wrangle up enough strength to break free and not let him hyperextend. Spunk going back to the ribs as he gets him in a thai clinch and starts driving knees into the midsection, Robinson able to stagger away, but that deadly Savate Kick catches him again! This could be it! No! He is up at 7, but down to 3 points! Stuart rallying with some chops and jumping high kick! It sends Stuart flying out of the ring, that would have been a point if Stuart stayed in, but now he gets his recovery time and no penalty! Spunk looks furious with the ref! Stuart back in and looking leery and Spunk quick to pounce with some elbows, HIGH KICK! Another point, and Stuart struggling to get to his feet, 20 seconds left in this round and he is down to two points! Spunk smells blood as Stuart gets up, a stiff knee to the ribs and another high kick! He wants him to stay down! Stuart up at 9! Spunk dashes at him but the ref holds him back with 2 seconds on the clock as the round winds down, and Spunk looks livid! Why was the ref holding him back, he had 2 seconds for the kill!

Spunk 9 - Robinson 1

R3. Spunk looks to end it quickly with a high kick, and Robinson ducks under, then meets him with a right hand! Vertical Suplex! Robinson gains a takedown point! Spunk gets up and the look on his face is one of a man who lost a point when he didn't need to, this only forces him to throw another Savate Kick, which meets the ribs of Robinson dead on as he staggers back, trying to grip the ropes, but it was too much, the damage to his ribs is too much for him! He is down! This one is over!

Spunk (R3 :20 - TKO (Points)) Robinson

Rick Briggs vs. Paddy Baker:

R1. A fued that has been built up in the pro wrestling ranks becomes REAL, as it looks like Baker is no-nonsense as he comes out in what looks to be an ancient wrestling singlet, but as we know, Baker does coach high school wrestling, so we can only expect him to be looking for the takedown points and the submissions. Briggs goes for a flying knee, only for the crafty Baker to step out of the way and grab hold of him from behind, simply manhandling him to the mat with a backdrop suplex! Baker with the first point and he backs off, looking pleased with himself. Briggs, ego bruised offers a knuckle lock with Baker, who gladly obliges. Baker pushes and pushes until he gets Briggs' shoulders to the mat, but there are no pinfalls in REAL rules, Paddy! Briggs pushes back up, and ooh, a low knee to the groin and he tosses Baker over his shoulder! Briggs with a point! Baker is furious! Right hand sends Briggs crashing into the ropes, and a headbutt sends him over! Once again we see a man saved from losing a point due to falling through the ropes, and Baker is pissed. Baker with a few punches and a gutwrench throw! Another point loss and Baker quickly hops on him looking for the kimura hold! Briggs loses the point and might have to submit! Briggs, it looks like, just punched Baker in the balls while the ref wasn't looking! It was enough to get Baker off of him! Baker stands up and is met by a lariat that stuns him and a right hand that sends him crashing through the ropes! A lot of clinching ends the first round.

Baker 9 - Briggs 8

R2. Baker wastes no time with a headbutt and another on Briggs, he grabs both legs and drops him, flipping him over into a Boston Crab! Briggs is forced to the ropes and gives up his third point! Baker's wrestling skills are getting the better of Briggs here. Briggs gets up and into an overhead throw for another point! Baker is on fire! Briggs shoots a double that Baker stuffs, he goes to throw Baker and rebound, but Baker drops a double hammer blow to down him. Baker quickly follows up with a very Stu Hart-ish armbar, only for Briggs to have to put his foot on the ropes again, this old shooter is making a fool of him! Baker up 9 - 5 now, only 30 seconds into this round! Briggs goes for a punch, but Baker catches it and lands a BRUTAL headbutt! Then another! Briggs down! Briggs down to 4 points and the ref is counting him down! He stays down for 5 before shaking the cobwebs, he goes for another punch when he is on his feet, but Baker catches it, flips him around into a crossface chickenwing! This old shooter has a lot of tricks! Briggs has some of his own, with a kick to the balls that the ref didn't see again! Baker recovering as Briggs is pounding on him in the corner, only for Baker to shoot another double into a boston crab, not sure how that isn't a takedown point, but Briggs forced to rope break again, Briggs down to 3! Baker working headbutts again, and he has him in a standing Stretch Plum! Briggs is trying to fight to the ropes, but he can't handle the pain anymore and has tapped out!

Baker (R2 2:14 - Submission (Stretch Plum)) Briggs

Baker goes on to face Spunk in the next round, which should be an incredible match up, modern shoot wrestling vs. old shoot wrestling! Baker will be the fresher of the two, as well!

Sean Gabriel vs. Ted Zannino:

R1. So here we are in another bitter rivalry taken to the REAL. Both men have shown up looking like they are entering into a street fight; fists heavily taped, t-shirts still on! They start off hockey clinching until Ted gets a right hand! Sean looks dazed! He slaps on a sleeper hold! Gabriel is out! Gabriel, the Celtic Bruiser is OUT!

Ted Zannino (R1 :53 - TKO (Sleeper)) Sean Gabriel

Nobody is quite sure what we just saw, except that the toughest man in Spunk Pro is laid out in the middle of the canvas and Ted Zannino moves on to the next round! Maybe Zannino's submission skills are just that good? Was Zannino's first loaded? I'm sure officials are going to be grilling him as well as looking over the rules, but with both men with taped fists it will be hard to argue.

YUSUKE vs. Dan Sommers:

R1. This is a fight that every fan is looking forward to; Dan Sommers, the World Champion and top level brawler and boxer against YUSUKE, accomplished submission expert and noted kickboxer. Sommers starts off taunting YUSUKE who comes at him with a wheel kick, only for Sommers to throw a dropkick at that, which is very New Japan juniors 1997. Sommers throws another dropkick and YUSUKE just eats it, following with a Maeda-esque kneel kick that Sommers catches, only for an Inoki-esque sweep kick to trip him. Lots of homages. Sommers going for a straight right, YUSUKE blocks it, going for a Bas Rutten palm blow and Sommers ducks and headbutts him! Scorpion Deathlock! YUSUKE able to power out with his tough legs. Sommers quickly trips him again, spits in the ref's eyes, kicks YUSUKE square in the balls while the ref is distracted and locks it in again! YUSUKE is scrambling for the ropes, but Sommers pulls him back and YUSUKE is forced to submit!

Dan Sommers (R1 1:49 - Submission (Scorpion Deathlock)) YUSUKE

What looks to be another upset of sorts, but Dan Sommers IS the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Champion, and tonight he proved that. Sommers goes on to face Ted Zannino who scored the even quicker submission victory.

Round 2!

Spunk vs. Paddy Baker:

R1. With how this night has shaped up, nobody knows what to expect of this fight, except that it will be REAL! Spunk keeps his distance to start with the mid kicks, followed by a kneel kick! Baker quick to his feet and follows up with a headbutt! Baker goes for a german suplex throw, but Spunk rolls through, he goes for a front kick, Baker catches it! He trips Spunk down, but Spunk quickly to his feet, Spunk with a double into an overhead throw for our first point! Right into an armbar! Baker forced to grab the ropes! Spunk looks for a high kick, Baker ducks under, HEADBUTT! Spunk goes down! Spunk goes down! He goes down for a 3 count only, it is Spunk 9, Baker 8! Spunk thai clinches and is kneeing the ribs, going for the same gameplan he had for Robinson! He follows with that deadly Savate Kick, but Baker doesn't go down! Baker, a proponent for core strength as opposed to flashy gym exercises has just proven what core strength can endure! The same with headbutts! Then a monkey flip!?!? Wow. Another point, we are tied! Spunk rushes Baker and ties him up, pushing him against the ropes and into an armbar! Baker forced to get the break! Baker back up, and Spunk with a nice double leg takedown, Baker's head bouncing off the mat! Spunk mounts him with ease, using his jiu-jitsu and flows into another armbar! Spunk looking for the submission, he straightens his hips out and the ref pulls them apart! Spunk celebrates as the bell rings, until the ref tells him time simply ran out on the round!

Spunk 8 - Baker 6

R2. Spunk starts off with a Savate Kick! Baker still standing! Another! Still standing! The fans are going crazy! He hits another and Baker is down! Baker up at the 5, and quickly shoots in and gutwrench suplexes him to the mat for a point! Spunk is furious as he stands up and just high kicks Baker, who falls back into the ropes with a giant gash opened over his head! Spunk locks in a boston crab! Baker scrambles to the ropes, bloody and battered! Down to 4 points! He stands up and walks right into a high kick! I don't think he can see anymore! He goes down! 3 points and he gets up at 5 again, Baker is more guts than brains! Spunk sweeps him off of his feet and goes for another armbar, and Baker with another break, 2 points! Spunk might win on points again, something we know he is not looking for, as he wants to end this fight! Baker up and headbutts Spunk! BLOOD! He just returned the favor! Savate Kick with FURY, and Baker still up, Spunk looks furious, ANOTHER! Baker down to one point as the ref counts him down. Baker up at 7! Spunk looking to end this with a high kick, but Baker falls through the ropes to save his skin. Baker is a bloody mess now, as Spunk's cut looks to be right under his eye, Baker's is right over it. They might need to stop this! Baker pushes the ref away who is trying to inspect his cut, and there it is! The Savate Kick! Baker down! This is over!

Spunk (R2 2:01 - TKO (Points)) Paddy Baker

Spunk's second victory, his assurance to move onto the finals with another TKO by points victory. Some might say his kickboxing isn't looking as good as usual, but it is good enough to get him into the finals of the very first REAL tournament!

Gabriel is helping clean up Paddy's cut as he yells at the cameras that he was robbed, that Zannino had a loaded fist and that it was "bloody bullshit!" Apparently Zannino was cleared by the Athletic Commission, though, as our next fight between Zannino and Spunk Pro Heavyweight Champion Dan Sommers is underway!

Ted Zannino vs. Dan Sommers:

R1. One has to think that Sommers has an advantage, being champion and all, but Zannino scored a flawless win over his arch-nemesis. They square off, and Zannino looks to take aim with his newly found DEADLY FIST, and Sommers moves out of the way, then charges at him with a BLOCKBUSTER of a knee to the face! It catches Zannino square on the jaw! Zannino down! Zannino down! The ref starts to count, but Zannino is not moving! This one is over!

Dan Sommers (R1 :20 - KO (Knee Strike)) Ted Zannino

FINALS:

Spunk vs. Dan Sommers:

R1. When you look at these men, one clearly has an advantage, with Sommers coming off of two quick wins, one a submission the other an incredible knockout, and Spunk coming off of two incredibly hard fought TKO victories that he had to earn all of, with a nasty cut under his eye. Both men apprehensive, with some boxing from a distance, not really scoring, HIGH KICK! Sommers only goes down for a 2! Sommers walks right into another! What a way to start the finals! The fans are on their feet! Sommers still only down for 2! Sommers gets caught with a midkick and slips through the ropes and the fans are livid, as is Spunk! Sommers walks in, to, well, WRATH of the Savate Kick! Sommers down for a 5! Sommers up and Spunk trips him, then a few knees to the head as he tries to get up -- FACE KICK! There it is! He was looking for that all night, and there it is! 7.....8....9....10! HE IS DONE!

Spunk (R1 2:01 - TKO (Face Kick)) Dan Sommers

Spunk Pro 1.7.08 -- Fall From Grace

2008-01-12T20:30:00.000-05:00

1.7.08

The Seventh of January saw another night of hot Spunk Pro action, the first in the new year! We kick things off with Paddy Baker taking on Spunk Pro stalwart and utter failure Rusty Chodes. Chodes just got beaten up a lot (a LOT) and fell to the Reverse Piledriver from Baker for the fundamental 3-count. Baker is tough, but you knew that already. The next match was one that we've been brewing up for a while now, Paradigm, still trying to break free from the clutches of Spunk Pro Tag Team Champions, La Cosa Nostra faced off with the MAN, the MASTER AND RULER OF THE DANNYVERSE, who ruined his title shot at Johnny Jett last time we saw Spunk Pro action. Needless to say, Paradigm was outweighed, outpowered but not outsmarted. Oh no, he was taking every chance that he got to use his quickness and his brains to his advantage. The finish was exciting, as Dan was going for a big chokeslam, and in midair Paradigm catches his head and locks in the Guillotine Choke! They crash to the mat as Paradigm chokes the life out of Danny Bell, and he fells the giant!

We saw two hot Spunk Pro feuds come to a frothing head, as DEMOS teamed up with Lester Bourbon to take on their rivals, Shogo Otsuka and Ken Shields. It was a face-paced match, with DEMOS looking on point against Shogo, and Shields doing his using quick in-and-out attacks on Lester, but Lester got the better of him this time, as he crashes from behind with a lariat, leading into the SIDS Clutch for the pinfall. Was there a brawl afterwards? Well, is this Spunk Pro? Yes, yes it is. Yes, yes there was a brawl.

We had a big return tonight, as Havok returned from a trip to the southwest, where we can only imagine him training in the desert, eating spicy foods and probably having sex with Latina hookers. Needless to say, he looked more focused than we've seen him, as his return bout was a challenge, as the previously undefeated streak he held was scrubbed by YUSUKE, the sensation with a huge shouda to the back of the head. YUSUKE of late has felt like he has been criticized as a man who looks to finish with his submission holds or his Dragon Suplex, and that he isn't 'dynamic enough' to some fans, so this was a big proving point to him, to defeat a previously undefeated Havok, and doing so with a deadly, yet different technique than usual.

As you'll remember, Jesus X lost that huge Cage Hair vs Mask match at our year-end extravaganza, which led not only to the embarrassment of ZODIAK shaving his head, but the uncertainty of ZODIAK being granted permission to have his choice of match any time that he wanted, any rules he wanted. ZODIAK is out now, alongside DEMOS and RUINER, and our fears are coming true, as he is challenging Jesus X to come to the ring. Marakuso comes out to make sure this situation doesn't get out of control, to act as a mediator, but with all 4 of these men in here, who knows! ZODIAK lays it on the line;

ZODIAK: You wanted me to have nothing, you wanted to take me and destroy me. Well, I've shed myself of my possessions, Jesus. My payback, is not only to show you my strength without them, but to take everything from you. Everything.

Jesus X swallows hard as he adjusts the title on his shoulder, pointing to it, then at ZODIAK, laying the title out in between them and telling ZODIAK to bring it on. ZODIAK simply laughs.

ZODIAK: I know what you want, and I know what I want. They are different paths, and sadly, for you at least, they do not cross tonight. Instead, its something far worse, something you aren't prepared for, something you know little about... Your title will be gone by the end of tonight, I can assure you.

Jesus X tries to jump at ZODIAK, but Marakuso holds him back.

ZODIAK: Your challenger, the man who has... Convinced me, with the help of one Seamus McFadden and a few thousand dollars, convinced me he should be the one to destroy you... That man.. Is DAN. SOMMERS.

Sommers' music hits as he comes out, followed by a maniac McFadden, laughing and clutching at his wrist. Sommers has the WILD International Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder and points at the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship, and that is all that is needed, as OdZ leave Jesus X speechless in the ring, as he stares down his contender for the night.

The Tag Team Champions were gracious enough to accept one final challenge from the former champions, Strike Force. Really, this should have been a triumphant match for Strike Force, as since losing to La Cosa Nostra they've honed their craft and become more vicious than befoe, more vicious and looking for the win. La Cosa Nostra, though, are crafty. Not everything they do is within the rulebook, but at some point, the rulebook goes out the window and underhanded techniques take over. Bianco used not only the almighty dollar to distract the referee, but many other techniques as well. It didn't matter, as Lee Stone wanted those titles back, and showed why he is one of the toughest men in Spunk Pro, as he laid both members out with the Stone Crusher. He had Riggs up for a second one, and Bianco deployed Joey Knuckle's daughter, Jani, to distract the ref, while Stone had Briggs up, Bianco slipped Zannino a pair of brass knux, and he cracked Stone across the back of the head, with Briggs rolling him up, the ref magically being in position and Zannino magically in position to crack Wolf across the skull and tuck the knux into his trunks for the 3-count to become a work of poetry in motion.

Now we come down to the main event, a match that Jesus X was not prepared for, and hell, how can you prepare for this? Dan Sommers since the summer (no pun intended) has been unstoppable. His finisher, the Alabama Nightmare has not only knocked out many men, it has ended careers, putting his former partner and best friend Hobo Joe on the shelf, possibly for the rest of his life, it has knocked out everybody from Shogo Otsuka, YUSUKE, Spunk, Jack Dod, Jason Blackhart, Angelo Sabatini, Shady, really, the list goes on and on. But Sommers is in no way a one-hit-wonder, he crushes opponents with his backdrop, he fractures skulls with his big lariat, mashes brains with his reverse DDT, then scrambles them with his jumping powerbomb. His fists are like getting hit with bricks, while his knees are like getting hit with a steel pipe, and nobody, and I mean nobody, has been able to stop Dan Sommers. The last time he challenged for the title, it was circumstance that prevented him from winning it, as he laid Spunk out cold with the Alabama Nightmare in a 3-way, only for Fiero to catch him with the Whammy Bar and lock the Lock of Rock onto Spunk to secure the title for him. This isn't discounting Jesus X, as he had the longest reign as Heavyweight Champion in Spunk Pro history, with his immaculate 'Seven Deadly Sins' series that blew fans' minds and had people in the back afraid to face him. But this feud with ZODIAK has done things to him, has changed him. Not only physically, as he now sports a crew cut after that embarrassing loss last month, but mentally. Since this feud began, it looks like Jesus X has aged at least 5 years. He looks worn, tired, like he watches where he goes, never knowing when ZODIAK will be there. ZODIAK was the man he hired to help him secure the Spunk Pro Championship again, but a change of heart made him cancel the deal, only for ZODIAK to swear revenge and essentially win the title for him. Since then, Jesus X has been trying to prove, not only to himself, but to the fans that he deserves to be champion.

This leads us up to tonight, where two of the most decorated and feared competitors in Spunk Pro history face off. One man walking the path of salvation and forgiveness, while the other walks a much darker, destructive path, as he seeks only destruction and pain. This was an emotional match for both men, as Sommers feels this is something he has deserved, having to 'dumb himself down' to be a comedy act with Hobo Joe, having to dig himself up from poverty to become a professional wrestler, and breaking the stigma of being a perennial tag team champion. Sommers was looking to simply fry Jesus X's brain, as the onslaught of punches to the skull and the DDTs were really wearing him thin, but the champ is resilient and refuses to go down. Jesus X is looking to connect with the Saviour Kick, the kick that since his return has been his main weapon, with the Sign of the X being retired, or saved for only the most dire of situations. Perhaps this was a situation for it, but he simply never had the chance for it, as Sommers was just overwhelming. The finish had the fans jumping up and down and screaming, as Jesus X had just planted Sommers with the Final Cut, and was waiting for him to get up to plant the Saviour Kick and secure his title. But that isn't what Sommers was planning, as he ducked under the kick, securing the champion onto his shoulders and much to the screams of protest by the audience nailed him with the Alabama Nightmare. Everything was moving in slow motion as the knee cracked across the face of Jesus X, as bloody splattered, a loud crack was heard throughout the arena and the sound of Seamus McFadden cackling broke through the static like fingernails on a chalkboard. The sound of the ref's hand dropping three times felt like watching an execution, no matter how quickly you want it to go and simply be over with, to end the pain, it dragged. Sommers has his hand raised, and the title firmly in his grasp as he spits down at Jesus X.

To say the fans were in shock is an understatement, as a new era of brutality quickly descended upon Spunk Pro as Dan Sommers, the redneck from Alabama, the man with more DUI's and DWI's than the entire roster put together, the man who once knocked out a black man's teeth in a bar one by one just because he was bored, the man who ruined the life of Goat Banga (remember him?) and crippled his best friend is now the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Champion. If there was a god, he would save this promotion and save Jesus X, but for now, its up in the air, as Dan Sommers makes his way to the back, screaming at fans that he is the champion, he is the man, and he is their ruler, OdZ's music hits and the lights dim. What happened next had to be seen to be believed, as OdZ, the lights flashing on and off were brutally attacking the fallen former champ. This is what ZODIAK wanted. ZODIAK wanted him to be weak, powerless, stripped of everything; his pride, his championship, his good looks and his spirit. What happened next is a blur, as the lights finally settled back, and a man walked out from behind the curtain, a huge man, one that we haven't seen in a very long time.. This man was not even a man, but a monster, it is 001! 001, the former Spunk Pro Heavyweight Champion, and he is stalking to the ring! 001 was Jesus X's bodyguard (acquired through questionable means, granted) turned foe, but it looks like 001 has forgotten, and that he is coming to save Jesus X!

... Only, there is no fear in the eyes of OdZ, but anticipation, as 001 enters the ring and stares them down, in between them and Jesus X, Jesus X helping himself up on 001, the mass of muscle that he is, only for 001 to look down at him, and then smash him across the skull with his fist! OdZ are laughing, fans are crying and Jesus X is getting mauled by this monster! The first chokeslam sounded like a shotgun being fired. The second was more muffled under the sound of the crowd, but what was heard loud and clear was 001 hoisting Jesus X up over his shoulders, holding him up by his arms in a crucifix position, and essentially just tossing him off of the tower that is his shoulders into one of the most brutal powerbombs we've ever seen in Spunk Pro, maybe even wrestling (and we employ Big T!).

Its silence now, as 001 stands over Jesus X, with ZODIAK's laughter being the only thing to pierce through the silence, as he stands over the fallen former champ, just laughing. Just laughing.

1. Paddy Baker (3:33 - Reverse Piledriver) Rusty Chodes
2. Paradigm (21:08 - Guillotine) DanDead
3. DEMOS(O)/Lester Bourbon (15:16 - SIDS Clutch) Shogo Otsuka/Ken Shields(X)
4. YUSUKE (13:36 - Shouda) Havok
5. Spunk Pro Tag Team Championship: La Cosa Nostra (Ted Zannino/Rick Briggs(O))(C) (26:31 - Smack Package) Strike Force (Brad Wolf/Lee Stone(X))
6. Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship: Dan Sommers (14:56 - Alabama Nightmare) Jesus X(C)

Spunk Pro December Digest

2008-01-04T14:02:00.001-05:00

12.6.07

December was quite a month for Spunk Pro, as things start off with DanDead dismantling Joey Knuckles after La Cosa Nostra sent him out to take care of DanDead after a backstage incident where DanDead bumped into Rick Briggs, spilling coffee all over him. Post-match Zannino and Briggs dragged Knuckles backstage to meet with Bianco, and Bianco showed his displeasure towards Joey Knuckle's lack of winning edge, and claimed that he found a way for Knuckles to begin to repay them. From there a scantily clad girl came out from the door behind them and Joey's jaw dropped, as he starts shouting and crying, with Zannino laying a few fists to his gut while Briggs holds him up by his hair. Bianco explains that she is a beautiful girl and that he is sure she'll pay off Daddy's debts in no time. Uh oh.

The team of shaDow and eDo put on a blistering match against the evil luchadores, Bromista and Camello del Noche, it saw the 'Black as Love' boys just tossing themselves around with no worry about their bodies, with the Suicide Bomb from shaDow putting Camello away. The Spunk Pro International Champion successfully defended his title against Paradigm after Paradigm made such a valiant effort to win the title just weeks ago. It was a hard fought battle that saw Johnny Jett overcome what turned out to be strange odds, as Joey Knuckles was apparently ordered by La Cosa Nostra to stop at nothing to help Paradigm win the title. This would, in most cases, mean Johnny Jett made an incredible babyface comeback, but its Johnny Jett -- which means that things got fishy rather quickly. After taking some knuckles from Mr. Knuckles and Paradigm, Johnny Jett grabs the mic from the timekeeper and shouts for his 'secret weapon' to come out. This, folks, was DanDead. Danny Bell comes stalking out, laying out Joey Knuckles with a big boot, then making the sign of the cross as the fans go crazy, DANNY BOMB! Here comes Paradigm, he goes for a lariat, and Dan catches him -- chokeslam! He rolls Paradigm back into the ring, and Johnny Jett is quick to lock in the Red Carpet Rub, and this one is OVER.

ZODIAK and DEMOS are out now, and ZODIAK is running his mouth about Jesus X, as Jesus X comes out to confront him, ZODIAK claims that he will take everything from Jesus X, and that he demands Jesus X defends his title. Jesus X accepts the challenge and tells him he'll be happy to tear into ZODIAK, only for ZODIAK to laugh and explain that its not him, its not him at all. Jesus X walks off in a huff with his title as ZODIAK and DEMOS prepare for a face-off with VIOLENCE. The match played out a lot like their previous ones, just with this time Shogo picking up a much-needed pinfall win over DEMOS (finally) with the Shogo-MAX Cutter. ZODIAK was livid after the match, but regained his composure and headed to the back, dragging DEMOS behind him.

The first main event was a huge 6-man elimination tag between the Celtic Bruisers and Ken Shields against Big T, Dan Sommers and Lester Bourbon, a team to fear indeed. This match turned into a one-man show of sorts for Sean Gabriel, as Sean catches Lester with a Cloverplex after a Golden Elbow from Ken Shields, which might have knocked Bourbon out clean! Don't get me wrong, Gabriel was tagging in and out, which was the main reason for the team's success, but Gabriel just seemed unstoppable, next taking down Big T after working over his legs. He took out the big weakness for the big, powerful T with shots to the knees, finally locking in that Cloverhold and T trying to fight his way to the ropes, only for Paddy Baker to drop a few big elbows on him, and follow up with a headbutt, busting him wide open and Big T was forced to tap out! Then it came down to Dan Sommers as the lone survivor, and Dan Sommers fought like his life depended on it. Gabriel asked his teammates to stay back throughout this, as both men slugged it out for nearly 30 minutes, neither man wanting to go down. There was some confusion near the end, as Gabriel had an inside cradle on Sommers who was near the ropes and the ref counted to 3, but then saw that Sommers had a hand clearly grasping onto the ropes. This ate up whatever time was left (a good 14 seconds) and this match was declared a draw!

Sommers grabbed a mic and whilst holding the WILD International Heavyweight Championship spoke about how he was the only real champion in the company right now, and how the pro-wrestling world should be bowing to him. He made an open challenge to the champ, Jesus X, claiming that every champion of late has been ducking him.

This then brings out Jesus X for his phantom title match, as La Cosa Nostra's music hits and Rick Briggs heads to the ringing, claiming that La Cosa Nostra are true champions and that tonight he will bring home the big prize to Little Italy. It was a competitive, back and forth match with Jesus X having to throw everything that he can at Briggs who was working over the back of Jesus X, trying to set him up for the Cement Shoes (Sharpshooter). Jesus X fought through the pain, and the finish came when Jesus X missed the Saviour Kick, Briggs ducking under it, and Jesus X catch him from behind with the Final Cut for the 1....2...3! Well, we'd like to say that this was the end of this story, but it wasn't. This brought out Ted Zannino who was laying into the champ, only for a (really) surprising save from shaDow and eDo, who brawled with LCN into the crowd. It seems like some sort of deal was struck between LCN and OdZ, though, as Jesus X is laid out and waiting for ZODIAK and DEMOS, both with clippers in their hands. ZODIAK grabs a mic and tells DEMOS to hold him back while he takes away his beautiful hair from him. They beginning trying to shave his head only for YUSUKE and Shogo to run out and start fighting with OdZ, this in turn brings out Dan Sommers and Lester Bourbon who are trying to help OdZ, only for Ken Shields to come out and engage Bourbon, and Sean Gabriel coming out to attack Sommers, and we have just erupted into an all-out brawl around the ringside area. We have clippers, we have Shogo trying to rip DEMOS's mask off, this is chaos!

Manakuro Marakuso comes out with a slew of refs, agents and officials trying to break this up, as he announces what could potentially be one of the biggest matches we've seen in Spunk Pro in ages for the next show -- a Cage Deathmatch! Two teams -- Jesus X/Sean Gabriel/YUSUKE/Ken Shields against ZODIAK/DEMOS/Dan Sommers/Lester Bourbon. The stakes? It is a hair vs mask match, escape rules until its down to two men, then its anything goes -- pins, submissions, knockouts, just not escape. There is no escape come the end, only two men, and the winner of that gets to shave (or in DEMOS's case unmask) the loser's head. On top of that, the person who scores the pinfall gets to pick a match of his choosing, whenever he wants, for any title!

This hushes everybody down, as we have some tense stare-downs to end the show.

1. DanDead (3:22 - Powerbomb) Joey Knuckles
2. shaDow(O)/eDo (11:44 - Suicide Bomb) Bromista/Camello del Noche(X)
3. Spunk Pro International Championship: Johnny Jett(C) (20:04 - Red Carpet Rub) Paradigm
4. YUSUKE/Shogo Otsuka(O) (24:49 - ShogoMAX Cutter) ZODIAK/DEMOS(X)
5. Elimination Tag: Sean Gabriel/Paddy Baker/Ken Shields vs Big T/Dan Sommers/Lester Bourbon
-- Sean Gabriel (23:54 - Cloverplex) Lester Bourbon
-- Sean Gabriel (36:25 - Cloverhold) Big T
-- Sean Gabriel (60:00 - Time Up) Dan Sommers
6. Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship: Jesus X (17:07 - Final Cut) Rick Briggs

12.20.07

After the chaos that was our last show, Spunk Pro is back at you for a night that should prove to be a monumental way to ring in the new year for Spunk Pro. The show starts off with Brad Wolf annihilating Rusty Chodes with the Wolf's Bite in just 2 minutes. Johnny Jett teamed up with DanDead, giving Joey Knuckles and Paradigm a chance for revenge from the last show, but it turned out to be more of the same, with DanDead using the Danny Bomb on Joey Knuckles and Johnny Jett making a cocky cover for the win.

Shogo Otsuka and RUINER had anouther chance encounter, with Shogo using the hanging jujigatame on RUINER, attacking the arm he injured well over a year ago for a quick submission. Shogo is calling for DEMOS again, saying he wants his title back. La Cosa Nostra responded to the unspoken challenge from the two emo boys in shaDow and eDo. shaDow cut a promo about how nobody understands them, but that after winning the tag belts somebody will have to try to understand (but still fail, how deep). Well, they didn't exactly win, it ended in a brutalization from Zannino choking eDo out with The Big Sleep(er), eDo passing out in the sleeper and the ref having to call it. shaDow wept a lone tear at the loss, his hair in his face.

This brings us to the cage being assembled around ringside. Its a spectacle to be sure of, large and ominous as the match is about to begin. When the bell rings its an all-out dash for each other, as it feels like the teams have dissolved almost immediately and its just chaos. We can't tell who is on who at this point, just that people are getting beaten up pretty badly.

At the 5 minute point a buzzer sounds and escapes are now legal -- its a dash for the cage walls, only for bodies to go flying to the mat. The first escape was Dan Sommers and DEMOS at the same time, both helping each other by kicking off any persuers from the cage. Both landed at the same time, leaving things a bit uneven in the ring. That was alright, though, as YUSUKE made a dash for the cage, pulling himself out and over, followed by Ken Shields. Its a two-on-two situation now, but Sommers is on the outside smashing a chair against the cage, trying to deter anybody from climbing. Well, this just charged up the fiery Irishman, Sean Gabriel as he climbs out and over and jumps down onto Sommers, them brawling around the arena. Lester Bourbon is quick to follow as ZODIAK has just been sitting back, waiting for it to come down to himself and Jesus X. This was his plan, this is exactly what he wanted. Now that its just down to them, its a bloody brawl, both men smashing each other against the cage, ZODIAK covered in both of their blood looking to be in all of his glory. Jesus X finally makes a spirited comeback, springing off the cage with a crossbody and making a cover for a 2.9! Jesus X is setting up for the Savoiur Kick, ZODIAK up to his feet, and he ducks it -- FIREBALL! FIREBALL! HE JUST NAILED THE CHAMP WITH A FIREBALL! Jesus X is just convulsing, covering his face as he pops back up, leaning against the ropes trying to compose himself, the pain must be so intense.. ZODIAK launches himself at him and nails him with a lariat! He makes the cover and there is no way that he can last.. 1....2.....3! Its over, ZODIAK has won and this only means one thing.. Oh no, DEMOS coming back in, and he has two pairs of clippers with him!

DEMOS is holding Jesus X by the hair, as he is still shielding his face, but he shoves DEMOS off of him, he wants to take this with honor. ZODIAK looks like he is enjoying this as he starts to buzz away at his hair, the Champ's white, blood-stained and cinged locks falling to the mat. The show ends with ZODIAK standing over Jesus X with a handful of his hair in hand, this is MONUMENTAL.

1. Brad Wolf (2:20 - Wolf's Bite) Rusty Chodes
2. Johnny Jett(O)/DanDead (6:20 -- DanDead Powerbomb -> Pinfall) Joey Knuckles(X)/Paradigm
3. Shogo Otsuka (8:34 -- Shogo-MAX Cross) RUINER
4. Spunk Pro Tag Team Championship: La Cosa Nostra (Ted Zannino(O)/Rick Briggs) (13:45 -- The Big Sleep(er)) Black as Love (shaDow/eDo(X))
5. Elimination Cage -- Mask vs Hair: Jesus X/YUSUKE/Sean Gabriel/Ken Shields vs ZODIAK/DEMOS/Dan Sommers/Lester Bourbon
-- Dan Sommers (10:08)
-- DEMOS (10:08)
-- YUSUKE (10:22)
-- Ken Shields (10:44)
-- Sean Gabriel (12:13)
-- Lester Bourbon (14:12)
-- ZODIAK (16:23 - Fireball -> Lariat -> Pin) Jesus X

Spunk Pro November Digest

2007-12-02T00:00:00.000-05:00

11.02 - dia de los muertos

Spunk Pro's Dia De Los Muertos show is set to be a big one, and things start off in quite a shocking manner, as a rampaging OdZ stomp out to the ring, with ZODIAK claiming that what happened at the last show was a disgrace, one that he won't stand for. He holds his Spunk Pro International Title up and tosses it down, claiming that he refuses to let Jesus X win again, and won't let him have this title stolen out from under him. He'd rather vacate it! Manakuro Marakuso comes out and takes the title from the ring and proclaims that this will not do, and tonight there will be a Battle Royale to determine who the new champion is! OdZ seem to care less about this, and more on getting their way; ZODIAK and DEMOS want Jesus X and Shogo Otsuka here tonight, and RUINER wants to toss his hat into the ring for the BR. Marakuso agrees to the terms and walks out with the title that he made famous years ago.

Ken Shields took on Tomohiro Ito in the first match, and got the better of the young Ito with his overwhelming FOOTBALL SKILLZ and hits the flying elbow for the pinfall. Shields celebrates post-match only for Bourbon to run out and attack Shields! He is going to town on Ken Shields and finally we have some officials coming out now to stop this. Lester making his way over to Druid, grabbing the mic and shouting that this is what you get when you mess with him.

What we were privvy to next was a bit hard to handle. We first cut to a pretaped segment with Joe Doe approaching La Cosa Nostra's locker room. He knocks when Zannino opens the door, letting him in. Doe brings himself to talk, as he is in the room with Zannino, Briggs, Paradigm, Bianco and a man sitting in a chair, the back turned to them. Doe says he has an issue, as Bianco goes through the proceedings, whispering to the non-visible man, then relaying the information back to Doe. Apparently, Doe needs some money for his daughter's college. Bianco talks about 'The Don' believing in education, and wishing to help Mr. Doe, but that it will mean that Mr. Doe will owe La Cosa Nostra (much like Paradigm). Doe says that he has no choice, and that he will accept. Bianco informs him that he, 'Joey Knuckles' can begin his repayment tonight -- if he can take Brad Wolf out for good, he'll be in the Don's good graces, and his fee will be considered repayed. Its a deal that he cannot refuse. Of course, he fought hard, but Brad Wolf was able to take him out, pulling out something new from the arsenal, nailing a diving spear from the top rope knocking Joey Knuckles clean out. Briggs picks up Joey Knuckles and slings him over Paradigm's shoulder, as they head to the back, Zannino grabbing the mic and telling Paradigm that the Don won't be pleased, and that he has to pick up the slack tonight and win that battle royale for the belt.

The Battle Royale is up next, to determine the new Spunk Pro International Champion.. We have quite a few competitors in the ring... Paradigm, DanDead, shaDow, RUINER, Bobo Gomez and there is room for one more, the competitors are in the ring, wondering who the next man is, when the lights go out, a red carpet rolls down as spotlights all focus on the entrance, as yes, Johnny Jett (!) comes waltzing out, grabbing a microphone and telling people that their hero is back, has been away training and is here to show the world what he is made of. This is quite a shock, as we all thought we'd never hear from him again after ducking Big T months ago after defeating him. The match was all about Paradigm fighting his heart out, trying to bring the title home to LCN, and hopefully free himself from servitude as well. Things were back and forth, every man doing his best to move on, with Paradigm holding on for dear life. Just when it looked like he had the match won, the last man in his way, RUINER goes down to the Northern Lights Suplex, he is celebrating, and Johnny Jett, from outside of the ring springboards in and dropkicks him in the back of the head, before running off of the ropes and double stomping him right in the chest, then grabbing both legs and putting him into the high angle boston crab before Paradigm passes out, refusing to tap out. Johnny Jett is the new champion, and the new champion refuses to let go, the refs having to pull him off before he finally lets go, celebrating his new championship!

Its been quite a show so far, and its not over by a longshot! Sean Gabriel locked horns with Big T next in a battle of wills that ended up with Big T on the outside, getting snake eyes'd onto the railing and hammered in the back of the head a few times, Gabriel rolling in to beat the count.

The main event saw Jesus X team up with Shogo Otsuka to take on the former tag team champions DEMOS and ZODIAK. It was as brutal as one would expect, with DEMOS pulling a surprise win over Shogo hitting that SIDS Clutch that just comes out of nowhere! Afterwards he pulls out his clippers and attempts to shave Shogo's head, only for the champ to Superkick his head off, which leads to a brawl between him and ZODIAK before they are pulled apart.

1. Ken Shields (4:02 - Golden Elbow) Tomohiro Ito
2. Brad Wolf (11:05 - Diving Spear) Joey "Knuckles"
3. Spunk Pro International Championship Battle Royale: Paradigm, DanDead, shaDow, RUINER, Bobo Gomez, Johnny Jett
--Johnny Jett (19:42 - Shining Enzuiguri) DanDead
--Paradigm (21:52 - Northern Lights Suplex) shaDow
--RUINER (26:25 - R75 -> CRITICAL) Bobo Gomez
--Paradigm (26:36 - Northern Lights Suplex) RUINER
--Johnny Jett (26:44 - Red Carpet Rub) Paradigm
4. Sean Gabriel (12:00 - Countout) Big T
5. Jesus X/Shogo Otsuka(X) (17:12 - SIDS Clutch) DEMOS(O)/ZODIAK

11.16

Joey Knuckles is in trouble again, as the Don has graciously given him another chance of redeeming himself. This time against the big man, Lee Stone. Lee proved to just be too strong for Joey Knuckles, hitting the Stone Crusher in record time and taking it home for a 3-count.

Now shaDow comes out, sullen and wearing a My Chemical Romance hoodie and a lip ring, Druid meets him at the desk and shaDow complains about his life a little bit, that nobody understands him. He then calls Tomohiro Ito to come out. Ito comes out, not sure what to make of this, as shaDow points to a monitor as they watch Ito get picked apart last show. shaDow tells him that nobody takes him seriously, that his life has been nothing but a disaster after disaster. He offers Ito I guess what you could call him hope, as he offers to take him in, to work together with him. Ito looks like he is considering it, like he is starting to get emotion before shaDow straight up SLAPS him. Ito just stares at his boots as shaDow walks off, Ito refusing to comment to Druid as he walks off.

The Strike Force and La Cosa Nostra conflict continued next, as Briggs, the assasin met up with Brad Wolf, former Special Ops in the Marines. All of La Cosa Nostra became involved, as Lee Stone made the save just minutes in, and this match had to be thrown out.

Johnny Jett made his way out next, wearing his newly won International Championship, and flanked by two girls of international flavor, one looking to be asian, the other of Latino descent. Druid meets up with him, as he tells the girls to stand back and let him talk, Jett claiming that he had to make his abrupt departure months ago to work on a few acting roles in Hollywood. That he also started cutting his debut album and was simply too busy to be a pro-wrestler. But now that his schedule has slowed down for the time being, he decided to grace his old stomping grounds of Spunk Pro with his face again. He said it was no surprise that he is wearing gold, as it is his color. When asked about his underhanded tactics in winning the title, he simply brushed Druid off and walked to the ring, to meet his opponent, shaDow! Well, should I say that shaDow met him. shaDow's style is that of a suicidal maniac. He simply tosses himself from inside the ring out onto Jett without a care in the world. It didn't even look like he aimed that shot, that he just DID it! The match went a lot like that, with shaDow just carelessly throwing his body around, overwhelming Jett. This forced Jett to stall a bunch, when it finally paid off, shaDow going for another death-defying move, and, well, smacking his head against the apron. Johnny Jett slaps him around a bit before rolling him back into the ring and going for the pin, only for shaDow, who surely cares little about the shape he is in kicks out! Jett looks furious as shaDow tries to spring himself off of the ropes with a dropkick, with Jett catching him and slamming him down hard with a spinebuster, holding onto his legs and turning him over into that torture crab again! shaDow is forced to pass out in this hold, and once again Jett refuses to let up until the refs pull him off and offer him his championship!

When asked how he felt about the victory, he said he felt like his celebration should have international flavor, that maybe its time for some Korean. Druid scratches his head as Jett walks off with the girls that he came out with and his title.

The semi-main saw a world famous Spunk Pro elimination tag go down, with Jesus X teaming with Paddy Baker and Ken Shields to face off against ZODIAK, Big T and Lester Bourbon. Sean Gabriel, Paddy's regular partner could not be here after being attacked with a fireball by Stuart Robinson on WILD TV. Big T met with the same fate as he did last time we saw him, being counted out, only this time he was aware, and he was FURIOUS. He made his way back into the ring, pulling his glove off and nailing Paddy Baker with a HUGE right hand. Paddy wasn't quite right after that, leaving ZODIAK to pick up the scraps and pin him with a Demon Driver. Ken Shields got the single biggest pinfall of his career right after that, as he was facing off with ZODIAK, only for Jesus X to catch ZODIAK from behind with the Savior Kick leading him into a small package from Shields, Shields picking up the huge pinfall! Lester stormed in next, and walked into a similar fate, a big enzuiguri from the champ, leading right into a Discus Punch by the Texas All-Stater for the 3-count, as Jesus X and Ken Shields have survived this big match!

This leads us to a match for the Spunk Pro Junior Heavyweight Championship. It was a hard fought match, with Shogo working over DEMOS' arm throughout, and it looked like he had this in the bag, until RUINER came at him with a pair of clippers to distract him and DEMOS hits a big German Suplex for the 3-count. OdZ attempt to shave his head afterwards, but YUSUKE makes the save. It looks like this encounter between these two sides is far from over!

1. Lee Stone (2:11 - Stone Crusher) Joey Knuckles
2. Brad Wolf (6:03 - No Contest) Rick Briggs
3. Spunk Pro International Championship: Johnny Jett(C) (18:23 - Red Carpet Rub) shaDow
4. Jesus X/Paddy Baker/Ken Shields vs ZODIAK/Big T/Lester Bourbon
--Paddy Baker (15:58 -- Count Out) Big T
--ZODIAK (24:24 -- Demon Driver II) Paddy Baker
--Ken Shields (27:22 -- Roll-Up) ZODIAK
--Ken Shields (27:47 -- Discus Punch) Lester Bourbon
5. Spunk Pro Juniorheavyweight Championship: DEMOS (C) (17:12 - German Suplex) Shogo Otsuka

Spunk Pro Oct. Digest

2007-11-10T13:48:00.000-05:00

Its been a while, but Spunk Pro has been strong! Here is the digest form of the past month in SPUNK PRO WRESTLING~!

Oct. 12

1. Ted Zannino (2:12 - The Big Sleep(er)) Matt Cafano
2. Brad Wolf (12:05 - Wolf's Bite) Tomohiro Ito
3. Dan Sommers (:23 - Alabama Nightmare) Dick Doode
4. Ken Shields/Matt D(O) (14:56 - Swanton Bomb/Golden Elbow) Lester Bourbon/Rusty Chodes(X)
5. Spunk/Jeus X(O) (13:22 - Superkick) ZODIAK/RUINER(X)

Spunk Pro ran a house show on this eve, with the highlights being taped, with the show starting out with La Cosa Nostra in the ring, bragging about their recent win over Strike Force, and that tonight there would be a demonstration of what is to come for them. Zannino then destroyed local boy Matt Cafano with brutal fists and locking in the BIG SLEEP(er) and Cafano passing out, the ref trying to pry him off, but Zannino refusing the let go. The rest of La Cosa Nostra come in and goad him on, before he finally lets go, leaving his opponent completely laid out. I'd like to tell you that this was the end, but then Rick Briggs locked in the CEMENT SHOES, while Zannino and Bianco laugh. It takes an army of refs to get them out of the ring, but wow, are La Cosa Nostra about getting the job done or what? We also got word that they are next in line for a shot at OdZ for the tag titles, and that should be in a few weeks!

Next up, Brad Wolf comes out and cuts an interview with Druid (in a suit he must have bought at his local Sears for a discounted price) where Wolf says that he is genuinely disgusted at La Cosa Nostra, as him and Lee Stone will show those cowards exactly what they deserve -- the DOOR. He wants to run them out of Spunk Pro for good, and out of wrestling. He put on a spirited match with young Tomohiro Ito, with Ito falling short, and Wolf hitting the big Wolf's Bite spear for the academic 3-count. Wolf grabs the mic and tells La Cosa Nostra that he just showed them how to get it done in the ring. Well yeah, but you didn't kill your opponent, either.

Dan Sommers came out next, followed by Big T, and wasn't in the talking mood, as Druid tried to get a few words and eats a fist to the mouth. While he is being attended to, Sommers took no time at all to destroy local legend Dick Doode with the Alabama Nightmare. It was a lariat and the Nightmare and that was all she wrote. With Big T in tow, Sommers made sure to stop by and see Druid on his way out, and punch him in the face again while Big T growled at anybody who tried to stop them. What monsters!

Newcomer Ken Shields teamed with former Dink, Matt D with his new attitude, Matt D coming out to a My Chemical Romance song (I'll be damned if I look up which one!), with his fingernails painted black and his hair newly dyed -- completely jet black! It seems like his turn from retarded boy into maturity has deeply depressed him somehow, but that didn't prevent him from winning this match! They faced off with a very pissed off Lester Bourbon, who pre-match came out eating a turkey leg, spitting it at Druid (poor Druid) for his only comment, and Rusty Chodes. Rusty got a few elbows off, Lester dominated and Matt D and Ken Shields fought hard, with the finish finally being Lester losing his temper with Chodes and his lame Dusty Rhodes impressions and gave him the BOURBON STREET SLAM. This perfectly set Chodes up for the finish from both men, each at opposite corners, Shields doing the GOLDEN ELBOW and Matt with the SWANTON BOMB! Matt makes the pin and that was that. After the match Druid tried to get a comment from Lester, who just pounded on his chest and screamed he was the king of Bourbon Street, and didn't have time for these chumps. Matt and Ken were a little bit more talkative, as Ken said he was glad to have found a partner in this crazy world, and Matt talked about how unfair the world seemed right now, as well as how much he dislikes President Bush, and how upset he was that Martha Dumptruck hasn't lost weight, so he had to dump her, and that nobody can feel his pain, not even his parents. Ok.

Our big main event was Jesus X, the newly-crowned Champion teaming with Spunk to take on OdZ's ZODIAK and RUINER. The fans were ecstatic to see the new champion, who dedicated his title win to all of the fans, and while he was less than pleased with how he won it, he'd prove he deserved it by destroying ZODIAK here tonight! ZODIAK and RUINER hit the ring, and nobody wants a piece of them, the fans backing up from the entry way, Druid ducking for cover as ANYTHING could happen when they are in the ring. The contest saw Spunk and Jesus X team up to focus on RUINER and specifically that bad arm of his, it paid off as the Champ had him worn down enough to where all it took was the Superkick and RUINER was down for the count! The faces celebrated, but not for long as ZODIAK comes out and tries to throw another fireball at Jesus X, only for Spunk to pull him out of the way! ZODIAK and RUINER scramble to the back as the faces collect themselves and Jesus X grabs the mic, calling out ZODIAK, calling him a coward who needs to breath fire to fight him.

Oct. 22

1. Lester Bourbon (2:12 - Bourbon Street Slam) Rusty Chodes
2. Big T (1:26 - Ref Stoppage) Lex Brown
3. Shogo Otsuka (10:55 - Shogo MAX Cross) RUINER
4. Strike Force (Brad Wolf/Lee Stone(O)) (12:10 - Stone Crusher) Dick Doode/Greek Nick(X)
5. Matt D (13:40 - Suicide Bomb) El Hijo del Demonio
6. Spunk Pro Tag Team Championship: La Cosa Nostra (Ted Zannino(O)/Rick Briggs (22:14 - The Big Sleep(er)) OdZ (ZODIAK(X)/DEMOS)

Lester Bourbon is a mad, mad man, and Druid knew better than to try to catch him this time, as he gets right to business, taking it to his partner from the last Spunk Pro show, but Lester refusing to actually finish him off. He finally picks him up and brings him down HARD with the Bourbon Street Slam, Chodes down for the academic 3-count -- but he won't stop! Lester with a big splash! Another big splash! He is trying to kill him, won't somebody stop this? HERE COMES KEN SHIELDS! Ken Shields just stepped in and hit the discus punch on Lester! Lester is reeling, Shields off the ropes and big golden arm lariat! Lester rolls out through the ropes and lands on his feet, retreating, kicking the guard rail and pushing Druid and his mic out of the way.

Big T took on newcomer and local boy Lex Brown, and well, it was brutal. Big T showed just what he can bring to the table in this match, as he obliterated poor Lex Brown, picking Lex up for a big sidewalk slam, dropping him down and then dropping a big elbow on him. But that wasn't enough. The ref was counting and T picks Brown up. He affixes his hand around the throat of Brown and gets him up high for a chokeslam, and it looks like Brown is tapping out! But T slams him down anyway, knocking him out cold, the ref having to stop the match! Post-match he puts in a few words with Druid, saying that this was just the beginning, and that he can do much worse. Much, much worse, then growls and moves towards Druid, Druid possibly pissing his 10-dollar dress pants!

Shogo Otsuka came out next, and talked to Druid (wearing new pants), claiming that tonight he'll take out RUINER, and that he wants to end this ordeal with OdZ, and wants to once and for all recapture the championship from DEMOS. The match was underway and it went back and forth, RUINER's arm being the main focus, when out of nowhere Shogo used the flying, hanging armbar on RUINER who was forced to tap out. Shogo was celebrating his victory when out of nowhere DEMOS comes out from behind, brandishing a pair of clippers, and he is trying to shave Shogo's head! Shogo narrowly escapes as OdZ stays in the ring.

Strike Force are up next, as both men cut an interview with Druid, saying that they are going to be watching the tag team title match very closely tonight. They made short work of their opponents in impressive fashion, and after the match called for a tag team title shot against the winners tonight. We'll see.

Matt D came out, and complained about his life again, showing us some scrapes on his wrists, saying that life can be so cruel and that he is out here to show us his pain. Ok. He faced off with El Hijo del Demonio, which is no pushover by any means, but was able to pull out the win, with the Swanton Bomb, which we've been informed is called the 'Suicide Bomb' now. Ok. After the match, Matt D moped around a bit, then left.

The main event is for the Tag Team Championship! It was an intense back and forth bout, with OdZ looking to have a slight edge, when it looked like it was curtains for La Cosa Nostra, ZODIAK prepping a fireball Jesus X, the Champ runs out and with the ref distracted by DEMOS so ZODIAK could throw the fireball left for a perfect opportunity for the SUPERKICK! ZODIAK falls into the waiting arms of Ted Zannino's the Big Sleep(er) and its over, he has passed out! Zannino won't release the hold, but Bianco and Briggs are pulling him off, the belts in their hand as they celebrate! We have new tag team champions!

Druid catches up with Jesus X who says turnabout is fair play, and that ZODIAK shouldn't play with fire, as he is just going to get burned!

Spunk Pro -- 10.5.07

2007-10-07T12:56:00.000-04:00

Spunk Pro

The return of WILD forced Spunk Pro to the back burner for a while, but nothing can put down Spunk Pro for good! When we left off last time, OdZ were defeated by VIOLENCE, and forced to defend the tag team belts against them, and in the main event, Jesus X was decimated by the duo of Lester and Jack Dod, the Champion, and the new UHW Champion! Jesus X is out into the ring first, and looks like he has something on his mind.

Jesus X: Jack Dod, the last time anybody saw me, I was in that Four Figure Leg Lock and all 400 of Lester's pounds dropped down onto my chest, and it was over, it was lights out. But what kind of savior does that make me?

*He pauses and takes a deep breath*

Jesus X: I'm here not only to redeem myself, but to redeem Spunk Pro as a whole. From Fiero to you, Dod, this company has been under constant attack, and I came back to defend this company. I put my pride aside and teamed with Spunk, what I'm doing is for the good of everybody. Now get out here and be a man, Dod, I know you are back there.

Its Jack Dod! Here Jack comes, wearing the UHW Championship around his waist and the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder. He grabs a mic from a production guy off to the side and pushes him over, laughing a deep Dod laugh as he looks up at Jesus X, hold sthe mic up to his face, opens his mouth, then stops, Jesus X kicking the ropes at this.

Jesus X: C'mon Jack, cat got your tongue for once? Or are you too good for all of this now that you are on top again?

Jack: You will address me as Jack "Magnus" Dod, Unified WILD Heavyweight and Spunk Pro Champion... OF THE WORLD.

Jesus X: And you'll address me as GOD.

Jack: Hey! Thats my other name!

*The crowd boos as Jack flips them off*

Jack: You all just don't understand true greatness. I am Jack Dod, I am the Champion of the Universe! I will defend my titles against anybody, anywhere and..

Jesus X: Then tonight, Dod, you defend the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship against me!

*Jack stops, looks around and starts shaking his head*

Jack: No No No! I didn't mean it like that, I mean..

Jesus X: Then how did you mean it? Clearly, if you are such a great champion you'll have no problem putting little old me away, right?

*Jack spits and paces, visibly upset, the fans are chanting "Pussy" at him as he is trying to get them to shut up, Jesus X is urging them on, as Jack kicks the guard rail*

Jack: You're on!

*The fans go wild as Dod flips them off and heads to the back*

Now we are on to our first match of the evening; Strike Force taking on La Cosa Nostra of Ted Zannino, whom we saw in action last time, and his partner Rick Briggs, along with Raymond Bianco Jr. hot on their tails. You can just smell the cigars and pasta coming from these guys.. YEAH! It was a technical brawl, with La Cosa Nostra cutting off the ring for most of the match, keeping Lee Stone away from making the tag. Lee made a heroic comeback, tagging out to Brad, who came in and cleaned house, only to get brass knux in the face from Bianco, leading into a small package by Zannino for the 3-count! The fans are all over these guys as they rush out of the arena, leaving STrike Force behind, bewildered and hot!

Matt D makes a redebut of sorts next, as it is a certain somebody whom we haven't seen in a year, and he has really grown up. His hair is one color, his body has filled out a bit, and his demeanor just looks incredibly different.. There is no way that this is the same Dink that we all knew and loved! He is taking on MPLL's Camillo del Noche in what turned out to be a high-paced match, but with 'Dink' working a lot smarter than we've ever seen him. That still wasn't enough, as Camillo surprised him with a low blow that the ref didn't catch followed by a crossbody! Matt Dinkerdale goes down!

Next up we have a return match that is all about vengeance after the last show; where Dan Sommers and Big T obliterated Paddy Baker with the B.A.D. Nightmare, after Big T was paid off by Seamus McFadden to take out the Celtic Bruisers. Gabriel was able to make the save before more damage was done, but that was already enough. Had Baker not been, well, Paddy Baker and been a normal man he would have been crippled, but Baker is just too tough. This match was an all-out brawl, with Big T and Sommers looking to attempt to cripple Baker again. The climax of the match came when Sommers lifts Baker up for the Alabama Nightmare and Baker is able to get the blind tag to Gabriel! Baker with an elbow to the head of Sommers, who drops him and stumbles into an inside cradle for the 3-count! Sommers and T are furious as things break down into an all-out brawl (like they always do involving these guys), with the refs having to file out to break this up, as well as half of the locker room.

The Tag Team Championship is up next, as VIOLENCE make their way to the ring! They look ready to take the titles tonight, as fans have been wanting this for a very, very long time.

Here come the champs! As Ominous as ever, and things have gone to hell already! All four men brawling out on the floor, and ZODIAK lays out YUSUKE with the International belt! This is not how they wanted to start off this match! OdZ are putting it to Shogo, being as absolutely relentless as we all know they can be! YUSUKE got in a few times, but was taken out just as quickly. Shogo finally started to launch an assault when he had ZODIAK set up top for a superplex! DEMOS grabs the foot, and Shogo looks down at him -- MIST! ZODIAK setting him up.. Dear god.. No.. No.. DEMON DRIVER FROM THE TOP! He makes the cover... 1.....2....3! OdZ retain! YUSUKE crawls back into the ring as he checks on Shogo, only for DEMOS to push him off, then pick Shogo up and drive him down with a Pedigree!

Lester Bourbon is out now, and is asking if anybody has the guts to stand up to him, if anybody can beat Lester Bourbon. A kid from the crowd jumps over the rail, and announces himself as Ken Shields, former Texas Tech football star and current Arena Football player, who says he'll use his golden arm to take Lester out. Lester laughs and turns away from him, only to turn around and pound him on the back hard! It looks like we have a match. This young kid gave it his all, and lasted far longer than anybody could, mounting all sorts of offense before Lester put him down with the Bourbon Street Slam!

Now its time, for the MAIN EVENT.. For the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship! Jesus X out first, looking focused, and Jack Dod out now, wearing both championships. Jesus X looks focused as Dod steps into the ring, as he rushes at Jack, hitting a big dropkick, pushing him into the corner. Jesus X charges at him and nails him with a big knee, then a kick to the back of the head. He is setting up for a superkick already! Dod up, and he ducks under it, and nails a DDT! It is back and forth from here, until Jack Dod gets the upperhand with some salt to the eyes! Jack Dod just peppering Jesus X in the corner with rights and lefts. He throws him off the ropes -- BIG SPEAR! Jesus X is clutching at his ribs, as Jack Dod picks him up by the hair, and wait.. OdZ are at ringside, OdZ, what the hell are they doing here?

Jack Dod with a kick -- WHAM -- DODSMACK!! He nails it, and RUINER and DEMOS are up on the apron.. The ref is trying to shoo them away, as they grab hold, ZODIAK up on the otherside as Jack Dod looks over at him and asks what the hell he is doing -- FIREBALL! FIREBALL! FIREBALL RIGHT TO THE FACE OF JACK DOD! ZODIAK up top -- BIG DIVING LEG DROP ON DOD! He pulls Jesus X over and drapes him over Dod and slides out of the ring, as the other OdZ members hope back as well and the ref slides over for the cover.. 1....2....3! We have a NEW Champion! New Hero! But why did OdZ do that!?

Medics are looking after Jack Dod as Jesus X recovers and holds the title, looking over at ZODIAK in disbelief.

ZODIAK: This was what you wanted.

*Jesus X pauses and looks down at the title*

Jesus X: Not like this.. We made that deal so long ago, I had forgotten about it.

ZODIAK: I never forget, and neither will you.

ZODIAK laughs as he and OdZ head to the back, leaving a stunned Jesus X in the ring holding the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship..

1. Strike Force (Brad Wolf(X)/Lee Stone) (29:08 - Small Package) La Cosa Nostra (Ted Zannino(O)/Rick Briggs)
2. Matt D (15:44 - Crossbody) Camillo del Noche(O)
3. Big T/Dan Sommers(X) (23:11 - Small Package) Celtic Bruisers (Sean Gabriel(O)/Paddy Baker)
4. Spunk Pro Tag Team Championship: OdZ (ZODIAK(O)/DEMOS)(C) (14:32 - Avalanche Demon Driver) VIOLENCE (YUSUKE/Shogo Otsuka(X))
5. Lester Bourbon (21:42 - Bourbon St. Slam) Ken Shields
6. Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship: Jack Dod(C)(X) (14:03 - Pinfall) Jesus X(O)

8.4.07 - Starting.Over.Vol.2

2007-08-04T23:24:00.000-04:00

8.4.07 - Starting.Over.Vol.2

Spunk Pro returns! The last time you saw us we ended with Spunk putting an end to the Spunk Pro and possibly wrestling career entirely of Tommy Fiero. It was an emotional night to say the least where Spunk went to the limit to finally be rid of Fiero once and for all. Our show starts off with Big T backstage walking to the ring as Seamus McFadden steps out of the shadows and smirks, standing in front of him. T looks like he wants nothing to do with this, but McFadden pulls out a roll of bills and holds it under T's nose.

"Whut you want, foo?"

"There is a bit of a thorn in my side of late," McFadden smirks, rapping his cane against the ground. "Danny boy would take care of this himself, but tonight he is graciously going to defend his title against any comers, so... Paddy Baker, he won't be an issue from now on, will he?"

"I wuz gonna whup 'em anyway," T snorts as he snatches the money and stuffs it down his tights. "Bu' I'll take yo' money an' make sure that sucka' ain't walkin' outta here."

"That is what I like to hear," he sneers as T's music hits and he walks to the ring.

Our first match is, as one would guess, Paddy Baker vs Big T. T was his brutal self, and Baker was his typical crafty and stiff self. It was a brutal 11 minutes of action before Big T hit the devastating B.A.D. and that is it. Baker looks out of it, and T is calling for ANOTHER B.A.D. on Baker. Baker is out of it, as anybody would be after that move. Sommers out to the ring now with McFadden, that rat as they are urging T to do it again. T setting up for the brainbuster, which we all know will end in a chokeslam. Gabriel is dashing out to the ring, but it looks like he might be too late. T is holding him up, and holding him up, the blood rushing to his head... Sommers is calling for something, and it looks like he is prepping his knee for the come down.. Christ, no way he is going to knee him on the way down?? IT IS TOO LATE! That can only be called a B.A.D. NIGHTMARE! Baker isn't moving, and Sean has dropped to his knees and pounds on the hard concrete floor, then hops it and boots the railing before charging the ring. Sommers and T have slid out of the ring, leaving McFadden in there alone. McFadden is backing up, he is backed into the corner now, as Sean has his fist poised and ready! He motions to the crowd as McFadden cowers, reaching for some money in his pocket, tossing it at him, only for Sean not to back down -- AND SOMMERS FROM BEHIND WITH A LARIAT! Both men are beating down on Gabriel now, and finally some officials are out here to peel them off. But it looks like the damage is done, as they are taking Baker out on a stretcher here, and he doesn't look to be moving. Gabriel is coughing up blood and the look in his eyes is that of a man who wants to kill, and tonight who knows what he will do.

Next, backstage again we see Brad Wolf walking around backstage, and he bumps into a man in a black suit, wearing black sunglasses. The man stares him down as a little weasely man walks up behind him and starts sassing him in a strong Italian accent. It looks like this newcomer doesn't like getting bumped into. He doesn't like people scuffing up his good shoes. The little man tells Wolf he'll rue the day he ever messed with 'La Cosa Nostra.' Wolf has had enough and nails the big, bearded man in the suit in the face. A brawl erupts, and it spills to the ring, this somehow being an official match. We find out this man's name is 'Ted Zannino' and his manager is Raymond Bianco Jr. Zannino tearing his suit jacket off and tossing it outside, now taking off his shirt and wrapping it around Wolf's neck, choking him as the ref tries to stop him. He pulls away and threatens to backfist him, yelling 'faggetabawdit' at him, then attacking Wolf again. They go back and forth until Wolf gets the better of him with the Wolf's Bite and picks up the pin. Bianco helping Zannino to the back as he shouts out various threats at Wolf.

Next up VIOLENCE is out in the ring, and they are calling out OdZ, who both men have a rich, rich history with. OdZ come out and VIOLENCE challenge them for the titles, OdZ laugh and tell them they duck nobody, and will wrestle them tonight -- if VIOLENCE can beat them within 30 minutes, they'll get a shot at the titles next week, if not, well, tough. Both men erupt, and we are going here as it looks like OdZ has the firm upperhand throughout, but it was YUSUKE with a Shining Triangle out of nowhere and ZODIAK taps out!

We cut to backstage where we see Jesus X warming up, as tonight he has a match with an opponent of Jack Dod's choosing, and Jack Dod also says he has special plans for Spunk as well! Out of nowhere the locker room door bursts off the hinges as a beast of a man (with orange-ish skin) runs in, tossing the big, metal door as Jesus X as it bounces off his head, leaving him gashed wide open! Big leg drop on Jesus X, and christ he is picking him up and looks like he is going to drill him -- Spunk to the save! Spunk tending to Jesus X as officials pull the big man back, and we get a glimpse as his face, obstructed by dreds and a huge, thick beard... Is that.. Lester? What?!

Dan Sommers made an open challenge next, I think full-well knowing that Baker and Gabriel would be non-factors here, as Baker is hurt and Gabriel is sticking by his partner. Well, the arena sure erupted when Bobo Gomez made his way down to the ring! Sommers, with McFadden in his corner whispering in his ear looks confident about this, but Bobo Gomez is no slouch, and I'm sure he wants revenge from when Sommers put him out of action a few months ago! What we got was a knock-down, drag-out brawl, with Gomez looking on-point throughout the match! Gomez has Sommers in trouble, and McFadden is flipping out, trying to distract the ref. Sommers with a chair, and this looks bad -- here comes Gabriel! Sommers doesn't see him, as he pulls the chair from his hands, Sommers turns around to WHACK!@ The ref sees this and calls for the bell! Sommers has won by DQ, and will hold onto his title, in a match that Gomez looked like he had won against the dangerous Sommers! All hell has broken loose now as Sommers and Gabriel are duking it out at ringside! Gomez is looking around, and I think he realized what happened and he dives out and joins in, and we have ourselves all 3 men going at it! Officials are filing out to break this up, as Gabriel is just going insane trying to murder Sommers, but Sommers and McFadden slip out and taunt both men who are being restrained right now.

Now we have Jack Dod in the ring, title slung over his shoulder and a typical smirk on his face. He calls out his monster, and the man he has hired to take care of things for him -- LESTER BOURBON! It was him! Lester has bulked up and looks like he has been living in the wilderness for the past few months! Lester comes out as the crowd looks on in awe at the newfound girth of Bourbon. He isn't fat, exactly, it just looks like he has been catching, fighting, lifting and then promptly eating wild boar. Lester gets to the ring and proclaims that he is a the King of Nawleanz, which I doubt anybody will contest, and that he is going to squash Jesus X even more than he already has. Jesus X has heard enough as he makes his way to the ring, as Jack Dod laughs and asks where buddy Spunk is, saying that after that brutal cage match last month, there is no way he could be ready to compete, never mind show his face in a ring any time soon. Well, this brought out Spunk, and we have an impromptu tag match on our handS! Dod working much like a young Flair is targeting the leg of Spunk, as Bourbon is just brutalizing Jesus X. This is now pretty, but both men are fighting back with all that they've got! Jesus X and Dod the legal men, but Dod has the upperhand with Spunk on the outside as he nails the Dodsmack! Lester brutalizing Jesus X and BOURBON STREET SLAM! Dod in the ring now, as he locks in the figure 4! Jesus X, former champ will not tap, but he is writhing in pain! Spunk is trying to claw his way back into the ring, but Bourbon with a well-planted boot puts him down, Lester off the ropes and LEG DROP ON JESUS X! He is out of it, the ref has called for the bell, and Jesus X is out! Dod will not let go of the hold, and the ref just got flung over the top rope by Lester like it was nothing! Officials are at ringside, but look to be afraid of entering the ring. Spunk finally to his feet and has rolled back into the ring, and Dod lets go of Jesus X, who is grabbing at his legs in pain. Dod is taking some cheap stomps at Spunk now, Lester helping out as well! Jack grabs his title belt as Lester holds onto Spunk from behind, Jack spitting on the belt and shining it up with his glove, fixing his hair in the reflection and then SMACK across the face of Spunk! Lester picks him up, and BOOM -- BOURBON STREET SLAM! Dod hovering over Spunk, putting the title in his face and shouting at him before both men leave, the officials finally getting into the ring to help both men up.

1. Big T (11:03 - B.A.D.) Paddy Baker
2. Brad Wolf (21:30 - Wolf's Bite) Ted Zannino
3. VIOLENCE (YUSUKE(O)/Shogo Otsuka) (29:46 - Shining Triangle) OdZ (ZODIAK(X)/DEMOS)
4. WILD International Heavyweight Championship: Dan Sommers(C) (14:16 - DQ) Bobo Gomez(C)
5. Jack Dod(O)/Lester Bourbon (28:39 - Figure 4) Spunk/Jesus X(X)

Tommy Fiero Arrested!

2007-07-04T20:17:00.000-04:00

We've received word that after the match with Spunk last week, Tommy Fiero was arrested, according to this report. This looks like it might be the official end for Tommy Fiero in pro-wrestling, at least in Spunk Pro.

6.29.07 -- Cold Night in Hell

2007-06-29T20:48:00.000-04:00

6.29.07 -- Cold Night in Hell

Tonight is the night, one of the biggest in Spunk Pro history -- Spunk vs Tommy Fiero, in a steel cage. The tension is thick on this hot, stinging summer evening as the fans file into the ringside area. Our first few matches of the night did a good job of warming things up, as Strike Force finally picked up the win over Romero and Guterez, Wolf using the Wolf's Bite on Guterez, nearly impaling him. DEMOS defended his SP Jr. Championship against Hector Casas, using the German Suplex for the win, and Bobo Gomez made his triumphant return to the ring after suffering an injury at the hands of Dan Sommers. Speaking of Sommers, backstage earlier, Paddy Baker was found laid out, Gabriel attending to him as Sommers and McFadden stroll by, McFadden commenting on 'poor Paddy, who couldn't keep his mouth shut' as Gabriel went to defend the honor of his partner. Sommers stepped in the way and incited Gabriel to defend his title against him, telling him he had nothing to lose -- except that purty gold belt.

It is on now, as Gabriel and Sommers are brawling throughout the ring, McFadden's prescence at ringside being felt, as Sommers at about the 10 minute mark nails the Alabama Nightmare -- but Gabriel rolls out of the ring, out on the floor as McFadden lays the boots into him. Gabriel back in, and doing his best to fend Sommers off, finally a comeback with a lariat, and it looks like Gabriel is in control here now! The fans are going wild, but all of this is out the window when Gabriel is setting up the Emerald Buster McFadden tugs on his boot, causing him to slip and drop Sommers, who quickly sets up the Alabama Nightmare and covers for the 3 count! We have a NEW WWA International Heavyweight Champion!

The next bout is for the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship! Jack Dod to take on the winner of the mini-tourney last time, D! D finally getting his shot at the title, and he believes this could be it. Emotions are high tonight as we've already had a title change, and later tonight Spunk takes on Tommy Fiero in a steel cage! D in the ring, as Jack heads to the ring. It was a tough, physical match, and it looked like D had the advantage leading into the finishing stretch, but the Lariat was quickly ducked and turned into the Dodsmack for the 3-count and dashed dreams of a championship run... Wait.. Dod going for another on D, we saw this with YUSUKE, he isn't going to stop until somebody is seriously hurt! Another one! Officials are trying to file in, but Dod is planting everybody who gets in his path with a stiff fist to the face! He is picking him up for another, and this is just not needed... Wait.. Wait.. What?! ITS YUSUKE! YUSUKE INTO THE RING! KNEEL KICK! KNEEL KICKS HAS BUSTED DOD WIDE OPEN AND HE IS BAILING FROM THE RING! YUSUKE helping D up, and the champion is backtracking here. Jack Dod is still the champion, but for how long?

The cage is being assembled, an awesome sight to behold as the fans stir in awe at the menacing structure. Fiero's music hits as he slowly emerges from the curtain, staring at the cage as he slowly marches to the ring, shaking the side of the cage with his hands before sliding in through the door and slinking back into the corner, trying to pump himself up. "Not Alone" comes over the arena as the fans erupt, the lights going dim as Fiero looks at the ground, determind. Spunk emerges from behind the curtain and quickly rips his shirt off, tossing it into the crowd while his eyes stay fixed on Fiero in the ring. He walks around the ring, slamming his fist up against each side before stopping at the door, moving to pull it open as Fiero runs at the door, sliding dropkick! The door slams into Spunks face! Spunk down and it looks like he is already busted wide open as Fiero out of the ring now, pulling over his robe and wrapping it around Spunk's throat, choking him on the floor as the ref is out there trying to stop him, but there are no DQs -- and hell, this match hasn't started yet. Fiero with a few closed fists to the open cut of Spunk, and finally lets go of the choke. Fiero taking this pre-emptive strike here and trying to end this early.

Fiero lining Spunk up now, who is staggering to his feet, trying to shake the cobwebs -- WHAMMY BAR! Sweet christ, this match hasn't even hit the ring yet and Spunk is in serious danger! Fiero picks Spunk up and tosses him into the ring, following himself, calling for the ref to ring the bell, and this match is finally underway. Fiero running for the door, but the door is bolted shut right now, he shouts for the ref outside to open it, but the ref informs him he has to pin, submit or escape to win this match, by climbing.. Fiero curses under his breath and spits on the ref as he dashes for the corner, ascending the ropes and trying to pull himself up and out of the cage. Spunk to his feet as he dashes at the ropes, pulling on Fiero's boot as Fiero tries to kick him off... Spunk climbing up now and Fiero slipping down a bit... Spunk steadying himself on the top rope, as Fiero is down onto the turnbuckle now. Spunk with a series of headbutts to Fiero's head! Fiero falls to the mat, as Spunk moves to the corner, and leaps at Fiero, knees first, Fiero rolls out of the way, Spunk landing on his knees! Fiero hops up and takes Spunk by the head and takes him over, headlock in now. Fiero for the next few minutes keeping Spunk grounded, working a headlock as well as taking every chance possible to grind his knuckle into his forehead, widening that gash. Every attempt to fight back being thwarted by another headlock, the fans starting to get hot, pounding for Spunk to fight out.

Spunk fighting to his feet, and tosses Fiero off the ropes, shoulderblock by both guys, Fiero off the ropes now and Spunk with a savate kick, and quickly transitions into a front choke sleeper! Fiero flipping out, trying to fight to the ropes, and Spunk lets go -- there are no DQs in this match, but he let go anyway. He gets up and starts kicking away at the downed Fiero, Fiero slipped between the ropes and the cage now, and Spunk is kicking away at the face of Fiero now, now grinding his boot against his face. Spunk dashes off the ropes -- AND THE BIG FUCKING BOOT TO THE FACE! Fiero sandwiched between the cage and Spunk's boot, and he is over in a heap now. Spunk pulls him out of the ropes and makes the cover... 1......2.... And Fiero Kicks out. Fiero on all fours now, trying to recompose himself -- AND A BIG KICK TO THE FACE BY SPUNK! Fiero is busted wide open now, as Spunk is just stomping away on him. Spunk picks Fiero up, off the ropes looking for a lariat -- DUCKED -- BACKSLIDE!! 1!!! 2!!! 2.99!! Spunk kicks out, Spunk tries to dash up, and Fiero plants him with the DDT! Spunk not wanting to stay down, he pulls himself up, and a Superkick by Fiero! Tommy with the cover... 1.....2.... Spunk kicks out! Spunk back up to his feet now, and Fiero with rights and lefts! Fiero off the ropes and Spunk with a big knee to the face! Fiero down, Fiero bloody, Spunk boody and both men look spent already.

Spunk pulling Fiero up by his trunks, looking for the ClimaXXX German Suplex it looks like -- FIERO WITH A WHAMMY BAR OUT OF NOWHERE! Fiero is pulling himself up, trying to escape this cage, bloody, battered, bruised and the look on his face is one of desperation. Spunk is barely stirring on the mat as Tommy pulls himself up, leaning against the ropes, climbing the turnbuckle slowly, standing on the top one as he holds himself up against the cage. Tommy tries to get a grip and pushes his boot into the cage, beginning the climb, about 6 feet up from the turnbuckle, but the look on his face tells a much different story -- it could be 20 feet away, or it could be infinite. Tommy finally gets his hand on the top of the cage, and is trying to pull himself up, the fans are going wild as Spunk pulls himself up, seeing Tommy nearly to the top of the cage.. Spunk staggers up and starts ramming his foot into the cage, trying to shake Fiero down, Fiero is wobbly, but has both hands up top and is trying to pull himself up.. Spunk tries to reach up, but Tommy's feet are out of reach, so Spunk begins climbing the turnbuckle, Fiero is pulling his knees up to his chest now, trying to get himself up and over as Spunk scrambles to get up there, steadying himself and planting his fist into Tommy's back as Tommy cringes, slipping a bit. Spunk moving himself into position -- no.. noo.. He looks like he is going to powerbomb Fiero from where he stands -- feet on the turnbuckle, Fiero trying to hold on for dear life to the top of the cage!

Spunk is pulling, pulling trying to powerbomb him to the mat in what would in the least seriously injure Fiero! Fiero holding on, but Spunk will not give up! Fiero pulls a hand free and begins punching Spunk on the top of the head, but it looks like nothing will stop him tonight! This gave Spunk enough leverage and he tosses all of his body weight forward, him and Fiero flying! Fiero leans back and frankensteiner! Spunk is down, Fiero is down, and the fans are breathless! Fiero slowly crawling to Spunk's motionless body, he makes the cover -- 1!!! 2!! ...... NO! HE KICKS OUT! The fans are on their feet here, as they cannot believe how much these men have put into this! The sheer hatred alone is fueling them both to give everything and more just to finish the other one off!

Tommy cannot believe this, as he pulls himself up and leans over in the corner, motioning for Spunk to pull himself up... It looks like he is lining him up for the Whammy Bar here, and Spunk staggers to his feet, using the ropes as a guide, and Tommy dashes at him -- WHAMMY BA--AHH! No, Spunk locks his arm around the ropes and Fiero is flat on his ass! Spunk with a few soccer kicks to the spine, then lets out a mighty roar as he dashes against the ropes, it looks like he is going for the Saikyo Face Kick! He goes for it -- FIERO DUCKS, SPUNK TRIPS -- FIERO WITH A SCHOOL BOY!! FIERO USING THE ROPES AS LEVERAGE! 1!!!!!! 2!!!! 2.9999999!!! HE BARELY GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Fiero just absolutely saved his life there, and he is coughing up blood now, the mat stained with both of their blood, it is hard to tell who exactly is in worse shape. Spunk rolls to the apron, in between the ropes and the cage as he is starting to pick himself up, Fiero dashes off the ropes and just flings his body at Spunk -- Spunk moves out of the way, and Fiero goes face first into the cage! Spunk grabs Tommy by the hair and is grinding his face against the cage! Fiero trying to break free as he screams out in pure agony, finally getting a thumb to the eye of Spunk, both men on their feet, dazed in between the ropes and the cage.

Fiero grabs Spunk by the hair and smashes his face against the cage. Spunk spits up blood, grabs Tommy by the hair and does the same! Back and forth now, each man seemingly letting the other smash his face into the chain link cage, both men just covered in blood! Spunk finally ducks under a punch and smashes Tommy's face into the cage again, but this time just collapsing back into the ring as Tommy slinks over, stuck between the ropes and the cage. Spunk pulls Fiero by the hair into the ring, and Tommy is just swinging wildly, now anywhere near Spunk, as Spunk slaps him across the face -- HARD, Fiero falling to his knees. Spunk tucks his head, and nails him with a snap powerbomb, Tommy writhing in pain on the mat! Spunk climbing to the top, and the fans are cheering for him to get out, get out! Spunk turns around to see Fiero still on the mat, and oh lord -- DOUBLE STOMP RIGHT ONTO FIERO'S CHEST!! Spunk falls back onto him for the cover!! 1.......................2................2.999999999!! That felt like the longest 2-count in Spunk Pro's history!

At this point it looks like neither man will go down for the count. Spunk climbing the ropes again, his tank clearly dangerously close to the empty point now, his movements sluggish as he tries to make his way up there... He has his hands on the top now, and pulls himself up to the top of the cage, sitting in the corner trying to catch his breath! He points down at Fiero, he isn't going to escape -- he wants to pin Fiero -- no, fuck that, he wants to KILL Fiero! He is going to go for the double stomp... from the top? It has to be 15 feet from the top of that cage to Fiero right now, Spunk has clearly lost his mind! Fiero starting to stir as Spunk is trying to pull himself up to his feet! Fiero quickly throws his body at the cage in a last ditch effort, sending Spunk back onto his ass, doing his best to keep his grip and not fall!

Fiero now with a burst of adrenaline as he is climbing the cage, Spunk trying to kick at him, but Fiero deflecting them with his free hand. Fiero is close now, and is close enough to... HIT HIM IN THE BALLS! Spunk in danger of falling backwards, out onto the floor and Fiero is holding onto him for dear life, not wanting him to fall out and get the win by default! Spunk reeling, but stable now as Fiero is straddling the top of the cage now, both men exchanging blows, but Fiero getting the better of him.

Not a single fan in this arena is in their chair, everybody is watching as both men duke it out 15 feet in the air, with a few inches of steel pipe keeping them both from falling! Fiero throws his leg over, and it looks like he isn't going to just try to escape, what is he doing? Fiero with a cravate on Spunk.. A cravate 15 feet in the air... Fiero is going for the Whammy Bar.. FROM THE TOP OF THE FUCKING CAGE!! Fiero shouts out as he tries to pull Spunk down, but Spunk's hands are firmly grasping the cage, his knuckles white and his palms sweaty as he tries to keep his grip. Fiero keeps trying to torque him free and send them both crashing to the canvas! Spunk takes his chance an pulls his hand free, nailing Fiero in the ribs with a hard shot, and Fiero reeling a bit, almost falling... Wait... Spunk puts his arm over Tommy's head and pulls him up close... What.. What.. Dear god no, Spunk has Fiero up now, and there is no way, there is no way...

There is now way... Not from here, not like this, it is too high... Spunk lets out a scream as he has Fiero in what looks like a set up for the Fucking Frosion.. BUT HE IS ON TOP OF THE CAGE!! Spunk digs his heels into the cage and tenses up one last time before pushing himself off.. Both men taking flight, blood, sweat... They are falling! Spunk has him in it... Dear fucking lord...

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FROSION!!!! FROM THE TOP OF THE FUCKING CAGE! TOMMY FIERO JUST GOT HIS HEAD SPIKED ONTO -- NO, INTO THAT CANVAS UNLIKE WE'VE EVER SEEN BEFORE. The ref looks like he just witnessed a car wreck, and both men are down, neither moving. The fans are going absolutely batshit insane right now, and Spunk is barely stirring, crawling on his elbows towards Fiero, finally draping an arm over him... The ref drops down..

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3!!!!!! There is no way he'd kick out of that one! Fiero is down! The bell rings, almost mutated and in slow motion as Spunk rolls over onto his back and mashes his hands against his face, covering his eyes as the ref comes over, raising up his limp arm! Medics are swarming the ring now as they secure Fiero to a stretcher and slide him out of the ring.. Spunk finally up to his knees now, tears in his eyes as he pounds a fist into the mat. The fans are jumping the barriers now as the medics rush Fiero out of the arena, his neck in a brace, his body strapped down and blood everywhere.. Fans are starting to try to climb up the cage, as others dash through the doors! Spunk slumps over on his knees as fans begin to fill up the ring, the arena is just exploding with excitement... The fans picking Spunk up, raising his arm as he looks like the walking dead right now. This is a moment that nobody, no fan, no wrestler, no office worker, nobody, will ever forget -- SPUNK HAS DEFEATED TOMMY FIERO, AND HE HAS DONE SO IN THE MOST DECISIVE MANNER POSSIBLE.

1. Strike Force (Brad Wolf(O)/Lee Stone) (22:44 - Wolf's Bite) Hector Romero/Pedro Guterez(X)
2. Spunk Pro Junior Heavyweight Championship: DEMOS (C) (11:09 -- German Suplex) Hector Casas
3. Bobo Gomez Return Match: Bobo Gomez (9:22 - MUSO) AKAHIRA
4. WWA International Heavyweight Championship: Dan Sommers (20:03 - Alabama Nightmare) Sean Gabriel(C)
5. Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship: Jack Dod(C) (13:21 - Dodsmack) D
6. Spunk (27:42 - FF) Tommy Fiero

Spunk Pro -- 6.9.07 Press Conference

2007-06-13T21:46:00.000-04:00

We are days away from what should be one of the shining moments in Spunk Pro history; Tommy Fiero vs Spunk, with the rumblings being true and this indeed being a STEEL CAGE match. A lot more than this will be on the line at this show, as we've confirmed that D will indeed challenge Jack Dod for the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship, in a match that many feel D has been ready for and deserving of for about a year now; his shot to shine and become the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Champion of the World.

On top of that, we can confirm that a HUGE match has been added to the card; Sean Gabriel vs Dan Sommers, after the events of our last show, Spunk Pro officials felt that this was a match the fans are dying to see and should be absolutely brutal, stiff and one to not miss. Don't miss it -- This weekend! It is bound to change things forever.

6.3.07 - A Night Like This

2007-06-09T12:24:00.000-04:00

6.3.07 - A Night Like This

The show starts off with Tommy Fiero in the ring, pacing back and forth looking like he is ready to explode. The fans are chanting 'you suck' at him as well as pelting him with garbage as the look on his face is one of pain, last time he was in this ring his shoulders were pinned to the mat by the man he trusted to make sure he didn't lose that belt, Jack Dod. Jack Dod, the new champion is the man he calls out, demanding a rematch here tonight. Instead of Jack Dod's music, it is Jesus X's music! Jesus X, and everybody in this arena feels as though he has been cheated last week, and deserves another shot before Tommy Fiero does. Fiero says he is the former champion, and deserves -- oh shit, here comes Spunk! Spunk never got a rematch when he lost the title, Fiero effectively ducked him. This is a mess, all three men are arguing they deserve shots, and oh lord, here comes Dan Sommers! All four men are arguing in the ring at who deserves Jack Dod first.

The familiar music plays over the loudspeakers, and Jack Dod storms through the curtain, title around his waist and huge smile. Dod laughs and soaks in the chaos in the arena for a while before he opens his mouth, telling them none of them deserve to shine his boots. He tells all 4 men that he is in the driver's seat now, and decides who he faces and who he doesn't. Apparently this doesn't sit well with him, as D runs up from behind and nails him with a lariat! Things completely break down now, as we have refs and officials everywhere breaking them up. When Dod is to his feet he says tonight Jesus X, Tommy Fiero, Dan Sommers and Spunk will square off in a one night tournament to see who faces him. This leaves D, who is being held back from him, as Dod looks at him and tells him "tough luck, kid. Maybe you can be an alternate if anybody gets hurt, but for now, you are nothing but a punk."

Things start to clear up as the card takes shape, we are given word from Marakuso that he is working on assembling this right now, and it looks like it will be Spunk vs Tommy Fiero and Dan Sommers vs Jesus X, winners square off, winner takes all and gets a shot at Jack Dod next week. We now cut backstage to the Celtic Bruisers talking about their tag team title match tonight against OdZ, a match that has been built to for quite a while now, only for a familiar voice to come in from off-camera.

"Well me'boys, I'm here, much like we agreed," the camera pans over to Seamus McFadden, as scummy as every, twirling his cane.

"Aye, Seamus," Sean pats him on the shoulder. "Tonight we face a buncha' liars an' cheaters! They have our number when its the three 'o them, we need to even the odds."

"An' even the odds we shall, my boy, we shall." Seamus raps the cane on the ground a few times. "You boys prepare, for tonight things go exactly as they should, an' you boys will get exactly what you deserve."

"Aye!" Sean yells out as Paddy clenches his fist and shouts as well, they both pat Seamus on the shoulder and walk off, looking more confident now, as Seamus huffs and fixes his suit.

Our first match of the evening is 2 teams from south of hte border facing off in what was a quick-paced bout that wowed the fans. The absolutely amazing Espirito picks up the win over the two rudos alongside Hector Casas using his speed to his favor and using a diving hurricanrana for the 3-count. The next bout is a change at revenge for Brad Wolf, after Guterez made his debut of sorts last time and low-blowed his way into the hearts of the fans, or their ire, either way. This match was back and forth, with Guterez the vet brawler and Wolf, not one to brawling either took it to the elder Mexican, but it was another low blow and an inside cradle that ended this match, giving Guterez the win!

Wait! We have word something is going on backstage! Our cameras catch up and its Fiero standing over Spunk, chain dangling from his hand, blood-dripping from him as Spunk lays out on the ground, covered in his own blood. Fiero motions for him to get up, as Spunk is slowly picking himself up -- WHAMMY BAR! Fiero is one sick bastard, and looks like he might have bought a bye into the finals here tonight! Fiero makes his way out for his match, as he looks quite smug when they announce Spunk, play his music and he is nowhere to be found. Marakuso comes out and says that Spunk is injured and being inspected by doctors right now, there is no way he can wrestle. Fiero nods in agreement and grabs the ref, telling him to raise his hand just as D's music hits and he sprints down to the ring. The look on Fiero's face is probably much like when he read the first string of reviews for his film. We'd like to see the look on his face as he went down for the 3-count after the huge, crushing lariat, but most of the fans were too busy celebrating, and Fiero was a bloody mess anyway, I doubt we'd have seen much. D wasn't even supposed to be in the tournament, and now he has a chance of fighting for the title next week!

Fiero up, and the fans are pelting him with garbage again, and he comes Spunk! Both men exchanging blows, and the fans are going nuts. Spunk levels Fiero with an elbow to the face and grabs the house mic, "I'm sick of you, Fiero. This is months and months in the making, but you've cost me too much; my pride, my championship, and almost my company. Next week, its you and me, one on one. Next week, we settle this for good."

The fans erupt at the thought of the very first STEEL CAGE match in Spunk Pro, between Tommy Fiero and Spunk, the singles match that everybody has been dying to see since what, like September? We take a quick look backstage as we see Seamus McFadden peeking through a door, nodding, "so tonight, your impact will be felt. Tonight you help me this one time, this one time, and I'll make you a star." He backs up as the door swings open, the hulking mass of Dan Sommers stepping out.

"Jus' this once, an' I got myself whatever I want?" Dan glares at Seamus, who laughs and pats him on the back.

"Dan my boy, you stick with me an' I'll get you anything you want," he points towards the curtain. "Now go out there and get your title shot."

Sommers vs Jesus X is up next, and the fans seem firmly behind Jesus X, something that a few months ago seemed nearly impossible. Jesus X the longest reigning champion in our history, the most dominant save for Big T in the early days, and easily the most devious, but the tables have turned and he returns as a hero. The task at hand tonight is not an enviable one, though, as he has to take out the monster in Dan Sommers. Sommers has been on a tear, destroying everything in his path with his patented Alabama Nightmare. Nobody has survived the Nightmare yet. Jesus X fought incredibly hard, but he couldn't survive the Nightmare. He reversed it quite a few times, but when it finally hit, the match was over. This makes our main event of the evening Dan Sommers vs D, winner next week fights Jack Dod in what is looking to be a huge card, with Spunk vs Tommy Fiero.

We move on now to a match for the tag team championship, between the champions, OdZ, who have been completely unstoppable, leaving blood, carnage and fire in their wake against the Celtic Bruisers, easily the toughest two men who have ever set foot into the Spunk Pro ring. From what we've seen they have brought in Seamus McFadden to even the odds tonight, as RUINER will most likely show up at some point, and by the looks of it, Seamus will be bringing back up in DAN SOMMERS, who just had a grueling match with Jesus X. Things start off slow, as Sean and Paddy try to feel out their opponents, but these guys are not for being felt out, as it already starts looking bleak for them with biting, clawing, thumbs to the eye and low blows. Sean and Paddy are never ones to get outclassed though, as their punches and headbutts are doing massive amounts of damage. It is back and forth between the four men until RUINER peeks out from UNDERNEATH THE RING and tosses salt in the eyes of Sean Gabriel! DEMOS is arguing with the ref now, who is keeping Baker at bay while ZODIAK and RUINER are putting the boots to Sean on the outside! This is brutality! R-75 by RUINER! ZODIAK gets Gabriel up, and he is looking for a tombstone on the floor.. RUINER tells him to hold on as he peels back the mats, he is going to do this on the concrete!

Here comes McFadden! McFadden run/waddling out from behind the curtain, waving his arms towards Sean from the back, and here comes Dan Sommers! Sommers dashes out and gets the greatest crowd reaction we've heard for him since he has teamed with Hobo Joe! Have things turned around here for him! ZODIAK drops Sean as he stands toe-to-toe with Sommers, McFadden standing behind him shouting, and the ref has taken notice, finally and is trying to break this up. Baker, loose now hops on DEMOS and begins pounding away on him and the ref sees this and tries to break it up. Gabriel trying to make his way back into the ring and Sommers lariats ZODIAK! McFadden with a cane to the eye of RUINER and Sommers is picking Gabriel up, who seems like dead weight at this point. He hoists him up on his shoulder with McFaddens help and looks like he is going to roll him back into the ring, he starts to, then looks over at McFadden, who smiles at him. Sommers steps back and... No.. No.. Dear lord no -- ALABAMA NIGHTMARE!! The arena has fallen silent, as Sommers and McFadden stand over the fallen Gabriel... RUINER getting up and looking over in disbelief, and the fans don't know what to do, what to say, shock. Sommers violently picks up the body of Gabriel and tosses him into the ring, Baker is looking over confused and is down off the apron, chasing after McFadden, only for Sommers to level him with a lariat! DEMOS regains himself and quickly locks in the SIDS Clutch! 1.............. 2........ not this way.. not THIS way.. 3! Its over! OdZ retains the titles, and McFadden is a giant little squirmy piece of shit! McFadden and Sommers head to the back, as McFadden is laughing maniacally, twirling his cane. He is heard shouting "You were weak, Gabriel! You were weak! You let these people get into your head! Sommers is strong! You both are weak"

If anything, this helped Sommers, as this gives him some time to rest up before his match against D. Officials are cleaning out the ring and helping both Celtic Bruisers to the back, Gabriel refusing a stretcher or assistance from officials and is being dragged out, Baker draping his arm over his shoulder. The fans applaud as the two make their way to the back, both beaten down and without the tag titles, a look of determination in Gabriel's eyes.

D making his way down to the ring now, looking as ready as ever to take the world on. Here comes Sommers now, to a loud, loud array of boos, and he is getting the "Tommy Fiero Garbage Treatment" now as well, Seamus McFadden in tow, yelling at the fans to shut up! This match was as hard-hitting as they come, D using the more traditional Japanese style with his striking and moves that look like they hurt, while Dan is just a fucking monster and likes to hurt people. McFadden getting in his trademarked 'cheap shots(TM)' on D whenever the ref isn't looking, and the crowd is molten for this match! D, who years in the making has been waiting for this chance to finally claim the throne of Spunk Pro, get out of the shadow of Spunk and his brother, Jesus X, and claim what he feels to be his destiny. Of course the only problem right now is a 280 pound monster with fists of granite and a knee of solid steel as well as the little carny bastard waving his cane around on the outside. Dan is in firm control now, as a series of backdrops and devastating lariats have really gotten to D's head. Dan has him up for the Nightmare, and the crowd is erupting, there is commotion, Paddy Baker running down the ramp, and the ref dashes out to stop him, as Dan drops D, shouting at the ref to get back in here and let him kill D. McFadden down! McFadden down! Gabriel just jumped out of the crowd and clocked him in the back of the head! Gabriel grabs the cane, and holds it up to the lights, the fans going nuts. Sommers still isn't paying attention, as Gabriel has slid into the ring. D is staggering to his feet as well. Gabriel is poised behind Sommers, whom he taps on the shoulder.. Sommers turns around and -- WHACK -- WHIFF! Sommers ducks, D off the ropes and Gabriel moves out of the way, Sommers didn't see that lariat coming! D just took his freaking head off with that lariat! The ref slides in just in time for the count... 1.....2.......3!!! D has done it! D, who wasn't even supposed to be involved in this will go on to face JACK DOD FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP!

Sommers is up, and he looks like he has no clue what has happened, he is looking around and look out, Gabriel in the ring, and he uses that cane and just cracks him right in the skull with it! Sommers is out! Gabriel stands over him, the cane held high as we cut away, and until next time, this is SPUNK PRO, and this is CHAOS.

1. Espirito(O)/Hector Casas (11:38 - Espiritorana) Infernales (Bromista(X)/Camillo del Noche)
2. Pedro Guterez (13:13 - Inside Cradle) Brad Wolf
3. Semi-Finals: D (16:32 - Lariat) Tommy Fiero
4. Semi-Finals: Dan Sommers (23:14 - Alabama Nightmare) Jesus X
5. Spunk Pro Tag Championship: OdZ (ZODIAK/DEMOS(O))(C) (24:14 - SIDS Clutch) Celtic Bruisers (Sean Gabriel(X)/Paddy Baker)
6. Finals: D (21:43 - Lariat) Dan Sommers

5.29.07 - Aces High

2007-05-29T21:12:00.000-04:00

5.29.07 - Aces High

Ladies and gentlemen, we deeply and sincerely apologize for the whole month you, the fans, had to deal without SPUNK PRO WRESTLING ACTION -- for that, we feel quite horrible, well, not really. ONTO THE SHOW! Manakuro Marakuso, the commissioner of the WWA (LOLZ is that still around?) came out and said that Tommy Fiero MUST defend his newly won championship tonight, as it has been well over a month since he won the title and has not defended it. While he understands that there hasn't been a show in a month, he quoted financial difficulties stemming from Fiero himself, so that Fiero won't mind defending the title tonight... Against Jesus X! The crowd erupts at this announcement, and our show begins with said earth-shakin' newz. Our first match of the evening sees STRIKE FORCE, former Tag Champs as of a few shows ago getting back into winning ways against two men leaning on the older side from Mexico called 'Loco Hombres.' While most saw them and laughed, the fight they put up was intense. The match ended when Guterez blatantly nailed Stone in the stones (get it? GET IT?) in front of the ref, who quickly disqualified Pedro and Romero while Stone lay on the mat groping at his manhood screaming. The fans booed, a lot.

Backstage now our possibly-camouflaged cameraman catches up to see Tommy Fiero and Jack Dod talking backstage. Fiero has the belt strapped over his shoulder, a 'Musicians Friend' catalog strewn out over the table as he points at it, "Look dude, I want an axe to attach to my rockin' belt so I can jam some tunes when I come out!"

"Uh, right, 'dude' you do know you have a title defense tonight," Dod glares up at Fiero who looks back at him kinda glazed over then back at the catalog. "Right?"

"Yeah, yeah, but then I was thinking about the Cherry Sunburst with the tortoise pick-guard and the..." He pauses, "wait... WHAT? I defend my title? Against who?" He looks up at Dod who shakes his head.

"Jesus X," he laughs, patting him on the shoulder. "You did hear that old dude say that like, uh, half an hour ago, right?"

"Uh," Fiero looks around, then slams his fist down. "Damnit! No! Dude, I need your help! I'm not ready for this -- I mean, don't get me wrong I can beat him with both hands tied behind my back, Gran Pumudo on my back and Manapoopo Marryaguyo gnawing on my leg, brah. But," he stares at Dod long and hard. "But, I want you to garuntee me you'll make sure nothing fishy goes on."

"Yeah, why not?" Dod shrugs, but I want something out of it."

"Yeah! Whoo! Yeaaa--uh, like what?"

"A title shot, anytime, anywhere," he pats the title on Tommy's shoulder, Tommy swaying back a little bit.

"Uhh, yeah!" He pats the title, then gives Dod a knuckle to the shoulder. "You know I'm good for it bro, that cameraman right there trying to hide as my witness, you have my word, bro. Anytime, anywhere... As long as you make sure I'm still the champ."

Dod smiles and pats him on the shoulder again and walks off smirking to himself as Tommy sighs and picks up the catalog again. Big T is on next in what has become his somewhat symbolic destruction of another member of the roster with the B.A.D., this time Wataru Araya. It wasn't even close. Paddy Baker challenged ZODIAK in the third bout of the evening, in what was one of ZODIAK's stiffest challenges to date, Baker seriously tossing everything in his power at ZODIAK and things looking bleak for him. Just when Baker looked comfortable, RUINER distracted the ref and DEMOS low-blowed Baker from behind, which led right into a Tombstone Piledriver from ZODIAK, knocking Baker loopy for the 3-count. This bled right into the next match, where Gabriel ran out to check on Baker and RUINER attacks him, the tag champs looking on, pleased as RUINER grabs a mic and tells Gabriel he wants his title, as he wants everybody in OdZ to hold some gold and truly dominate Spunk Pro. Gabriel gladly obliges and then gives him a 16 minute and 27 second lesson in getting his ass kicked. While trying to run a ref distraction, Baker elbows DEMOS in the back of the knee, sending him spilling to the ground and distracting RUINER enough to get caught in a Package Backdrop Suplex Hold for a 3-count.

As the semi-main is about to get underway, Jack Dod and Dan Sommers making their way to the ring, Spunk is backstage with D, where he apologizes for everything that has happened and tells him he doesn't want him to be in the match, he doesn't want him to get hurt. D protests as Spunk explains that everybody around him, starting with D a few months back, gets hurt. He has a heavy heart and a guilty conscious and feels he needs to fight his own battles. D tells him to hold on and explains to him that he is the master of his own fate, and is willing to put himself on the line to get his hands on Sommers, who injured Bobo Gomez, his recent partner, and wants to finally show that he deserves a shot at the title. The first fall was D on fire, as he forced the devious Jack Dod to submit to the Sasorigatame in 25 minutes! Dod, knowing there were 2 falls left didn't want to sustain anymore damage, and quickly tagged Sommers in. From here it was chaos. Sommers falls Spunk in 7 minutes with a sick looking lariat, nearly decapitating him. Spunk tries to fight back in the next fall, but D tags himself in, Spunk begging him to stay out, but D doesn't want to listen. D is tired and Sommers is pissed, and after a lariat and D kicking out (FIGHTING SPIRIT!!!) drops him with the Alabama Death Drop (Inverted DDT) for the 3-count. Sommers has D up after the bell has rung for the Alabama Nightmare but eats a flying knee from Spunk for the save!

Now ladies and gentlemen, our main event, for the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship! Jesus X is out and looks ready to take back his title that he held for over a year, the longest and most successful champion of all time. Tommy Fiero is just looking to hold onto his newly won title and prove that he deserves it, that all of the bragging and showboating, film making and everything else is part of a warrior, not just an actor. Jesus X fights hard, and looks to have the upperhand throughout most of the bout, but that all changes once Jack Dod makes his appearance. Dod knows the score, wants that title and wants that title on Fiero. Fiero, thinking fast and seeing that he is in danger as Jesus X looking for the Final Cut rakes him in the eyes, the ref admonishing him as Fiero pulls him into the corner and argues with him. This leaves just enough time for Dod to slide in, Jesus X to turn around to meet a POW! Kick to the gut, DODSMACK!!! He just got leveled! Dod slides out of the ring, only for Fiero to put one foot on Jesus X's chest for the pin.. 1....2....2.99!! FIERO CANNOT BELIEVE IT! THE FANS ARE GOING WILD! DOD IS POUNDING ON THE MAT, FURIOUS! Jesus X stumbles to his feet and Fiero with the Whammy Bar!! He makes the pinfall -- 1...2...3, and this one is over, Fiero has stolen it again! Fiero jumping up and down like he just won an Academy Award or something, like that would ever happen to him anyway, and Dod in the ring celebrating with him. Dod whispers something to the ref, who stands back in the corner, Dod pushing him away. Dod raises Fiero's hand up high as Fiero holds the title in the other hand. Dod offers to take the title and put it around his waist, Fiero nods and turns around, holding his arms up, as Dod nods to the ref who calls for the bell!!

NO WAY! Fiero turns around in shock only to get clocked with the title!! The fans are going wild as Dod looks long and hard at the title, Fiero down. Dod drops the title and picks up Fiero's limp body by the arm, draping him over his shoulder. Dod lets out a mighty laugh as he swings Fiero around and nails the beautiful Dodsmack on him, Fiero's neck snapping back. Dod lays over Fiero for the cover.. 1.........2.... this isn't happening... 3!! WE HAVE A NEW SPUNK PRO HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, AND IT IS.. JACK FUCKING DOD! The fans are going nuts, as Dod celebrates with the title high overhead. Jack Dod's plan has finally come to light, this is what he planned, this is what he wanted -- this is what he got.

1. Strike Force (Brad Wolf/Lee Stone(O)) (19:40 - DQ) Loco Hombres (Pedro Guterez(X)/Hector Romero)
2. Big T (3:02 - B.A.D.) Wataru Araya
3. ZODIAK (16:57 - Tombstone Piledriver) Paddy Baker
4. WILD International Heavyweight Championship: Sean Gabriel(C) (16:27 - Package Backdrop) RUINER
5. 2/3 Falls: Spunk/D vs Jack Dod/Dan Sommers
--D (25:27 - Sasorigatame) Jack Dod
--Dan Sommers (6:54 - Lariat) Spunk
--Dan Sommers (9:00 - Alabama Death Drop) D
6a. Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship: Tommy Fiero(C) (15:36 - Pinfall) Jesus X
6b. Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship: Jack Dod (:06 - Dodsmack) Tommy Fiero(C)

4.29 - Return of the Damned

2007-04-29T13:31:00.000-04:00

4.29 - Return of the Damned

The show began in a much more calm fashion than our last few shows, as AKAHIRA came out and challenged the new Spunk Pro International Champion AND Tag Team Champion, ZODIAK. ZODIAK made quick work of him, in just over 3 minutes, using the Demon Driver II to finish the job. After the match, the Celtic Bruisers came out and demanded they get their title match this week. ZODIAK laughed and told them that it was the ex-champions that promised them a title match, that they'd have to prove they deserved the belts first. Gabriel cries bullshit and charges at the ring, with Baker in tow, only for RUINER and DEMOS to pop up from behind and lay them out. ZODIAK then tells them that DEMOS and RUINER would be happy to face the former champions tonight, but he has already competed, and needs to be well-rested before defending the titles. The crowd is hot on this, booing loudly, but the Celtic Bruisers NEVER back down from a fight, and later on tonight we have ourselves a tag team match.

We now go backstage to where D is preparing for his match later tonight against former tag champion, Lee Stone. D gives us a grave update saying that Bobo's accumulated injuries from the Alabama Nightmare and their match last week was treated for multiple concussions and will be out for a while, this coming on the heels of the absolute beating YUSUKE took last week from Jack Dod, and the mauling Hobo Joe took from Dan Sommers, the Spunk Pro roster seems to be on the injured reserve lately. Back to the ring, where Spunk, the fallen hero stands alone, no title in sight, and a grim look on his face. "I let you all down," he starts, quietly. "I let myself down, I let this company down," he pauses and sighs. The fans are quiet as he collects himself, Shogo standing next to him patting him on the back, only for him to shrug Shogo off. "As far as I'm concerned, I've let the whole entire..."

"Seriously dude," another voice booms over the loudspeaker, "shut up! Whine whine whine, nobody cares!" Its Tommy Fiero, ringside now with the title around his waist, Jack Dod next to him. "You are all looking at the NEEEEEEEEEEEEEW..." He pauses, rubbing his wrist against the title belt and holding the faceplate in his hands, tilting it up towards his face, before pumping his fists out, "YEAH! WHOOOOOOOO! Spunk Pro..." He pauses again to a loud round of boos, he waits for it to die down, "Heavyweight.... CHAMPION," the word Champion delivered with a hiss.

"Fiero, Fiero fuck you, Fiero!" Spunk is livid now, leaning over the ropes with Shogo holding him back. "Tonight, Fiero. I want a rematch tonight Fiero. I want you out of here, I want that title back!" Fiero chuckles and rubs the belt again, staring down at it with a cocky smile. He approaches the ring, only to stop short, shake his finger and turn around to incite the crowd again.

"I'm not stupid! I beat you fair and square last week," Fiero laughs. "I.. I beat you, I destroyed you, I and I alone did the..." he pauses only to see a ruckus in the crowd, a fan flies over the guard rail, nose bleeding as Dan Sommers steps over the guard rail, elbowing another fan in the face, grabbing the mic out of Fiero's hand, leaving him stunned.

"You? YOU!?" He stares down at Fiero, then looks up Dod. "Fucker, I had him beaten. Without me, you woulda gotten your fuckin' face kicked in, an' I woulda gotten that pin after I cracked that fucker's skull an' sent him to la-la-land." Fiero starts snapping his fingers and demanding another mic. Dod laughs and pulls one out, Fiero looking confused as he takes it from him.

"Um, ok.. Uh, yeah." He pats Dan on the shoulder, only for Dan to glare at him. "Mr. Sommers, uh... You sure were in the, uh..." Fiero stutters, backing up a bit. "The uh, wrong place at the wrong time, because YOU..." He shakes off his fear, and gets in Dan's face. "You, my friend.. YEAH! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he yells right in Dan's face, only for Dan to turn his cheek away from him, looking like he is going to murder him. "You felt the Whammy Bar, dude. You don't deserve a shot at this title, none of you do!"

The lights go out, the fans get hushed, as a faint white X illuminates the ring. The fans start to rumble as another voice booms out. "I believe that you owe me something, Thomas." The fans explode as the house lights come back on to see Jesus X standing in the middle of the ring, much to everybody's surprise. Fiero is seen looking back at Dod and mouthing "what?" as Dod shrugs, pointing into the ring like he had seen a ghost. "Fiero, we had a deal. You got the money, I got the title and control of the company. But Thomas, none of that happened." He glares down at Fiero, who is livid now, shouting back at him that their deal was never like that. "You see," he speaks to the fans now. "We had a deal, that included me ensuring his victory for that title," he points at the title around Fiero's waist as Tommy guffaws, patting it and then patting his chest like he is some sort of warrior. "That as soon as he got that, got what he wanted, got to use it to promote his little movie, then I'd give him money from my ministries for him to buy this... promotion out, I'd be handed the title and creative control over it." The fans are booing loudly now, "boo all you want! But I was going to reform things, make things right, Fiero there," he points down at him. "Fiero was just a part of the plan, a puppet if you will. Things here are much bigger, much more complex than he knows."

"Whoa, whoa whoa," Spunk interrupts. "You weren't garunteed SHIT," the fans erupt as Spunk gets in his face. "You had a number one contenders match against 001, and I doubt you would have left unscathed enough to come out and fuck with me, never mind I had Shogo and YUSUKE to look after me..."

"Hey, buddy boy, how is your boy YUSUCKY there holdin' up?" Dod belts out, chewing gum with a smirk on his face as Spunk glares at him, as it was reported earlier that YUSUKE suffered a neck injury from Dod's attack last week and will be out of action for an unknown amount of time. Spunk shakes his head and turns back to Jesus X.

"Things... Things are bigger than you can grasp," Jesus X snaps off to Spunk. "So tonight, Fiero.. Tonight I'm cashing in on our contract. I want my title, as there is no way I'm going to get control apparently, as you fucked THAT one up pretty badly," he sneers. Fiero is livid, as he is tearing ass for backstage, with Dod trying to stop him.

"Cut it out, nobody is getting a fucking shot tonight, this shit is oveerrrrrrrrrrrrererer..." Fiero stumbles as Sommers has a firm grasp on his hair, not letting him move an inch. "Let the fuck go you hillbilly!" Sommers pulls hard, slamming Fiero down onto the concrete as Fiero yelps. Dod holds Sommers back and tells him to calm down, as he helps Fiero to his feet, holding him back from going after Sommers. "You fucker I swear that I'll..."

"Cut it out!" Dod slaps him across the face.

"Ow, why'd you..."

"Shut it!" Dod holds a finger over Fiero's mouth, "how 'bout this? You three clowns in the ring, take on us out here, huh?" Spunk and Shogo glare at each other, and then at Jesus X, back to each other, and then long and hard at Jesus X. Sommers seems to be oblivious, and looks like he just wants to kill somebody, as Fiero whispers into Dod's ear, Dod shaking his head and whispering back, Fiero nods in agreement and pats him on the shoulder. "C'mon, you three in there don't have shit on anybody out here, we'll even give you 2/3 falls to try to one-up us!"

"I could care less, this is just delaying the inevitable," Jesus X says. "But I'm game," the fans erupt as Spunk and Shogo are consulting with each other, Jesus X turning to Spunk, offering his hand. Spunk stares down at it, long and hard, before turning away, only for Shogo to argue with him, Jesus X's hand still extended. Spunk turns around and looks down at it, running his hands through his hair in frustration and kicking the bottom rope before he thrusts his hand out and shakes Jesus X's hand quickly, the fans erupting in cheers before he pulls away and jumps out of the ring. It looks like we have ourselves a main event set up here tonight, including the return of Jesus X! This is huge! This is confusing! This is Spunk Pro at its finest!

Hell, we still have a whole card to burn through here! Tomohiro Ito, the returning young sensation took on the tough challenge of Brad Wolf next, the former International Champion and Tag Champion, in a hard fought bout that ended after a huge Implant DDT from Ito, taking down the former tag champ in 16 minutes! Wolf's partner Stone had about the same amount of luck next, as he fell to D's tough lariat in 20 minutes in what was a hard fought battle, and one of D's biggest wins since his return. The Celtic Bruisers then fought the OdZ team of DEMOS and RUINER to a tough draw, with both men working over RUINER's weakened right arm throughout. It would have been a decisive finish for the Bruisers, had ZODIAK not nailed the ref with a chair after Baker nailed RUINER with a shoulderbreaker and had the Kimura locked in tight, RUINER visibly tapping, but the 30 minute time limit being reached while the ref was laid out. Baker and Gabriel were furious, as they chased ZODIAK to the back, DEMOS tending to RUINER who was heavily favoring his arm after the match.

Now here we are, the main event time in what is a very interesting Heavyweight title picture, we have Spunk, the former Champion, Shogo, his long-term Spunk Pro partner, former Junior ace and Champion, as well as Jesus X, the longest reigning Spunk Pro Heavyweight Champion and if anything, THE villain of the company before Fiero came around... This is something we thought we'd never see -- not only Jesus X back in the Spunk Pro ring, but teamed with Spunk. Then, on the other end, we have those two egotistical bastards Jack Dod, who really needs no introduction whatsoever, I mean, he is Jack Dod, former UWH Champion, leader of the Dod Squad and just general jackass, Tommy Fiero, the Heavyweight Champion, pretentious film-director-turned-giant-failure-and-embarrassment-to-the-wrestling-business, and Dan Sommers -- the most unpredictable powerderkeg we've ever seen. The man is a human wrecking ball, with 2 confirmed kills since snapping -- Hobo Joe and Bobo Gomez, with what looks like no end. He could also be held directly responsible for Fiero even holding that belt. Basically, in the ring right now we have the most dynamic scene we've probably ever seen.

The bell rings, and its brutal from the start. Sommers is an absolute beast, tearing through everybody in his path, and Fiero is hanging back trying to not get involved. When it comes down to Dan and Jesus X, the fans are in awe as Dan destroys the former champion, leveling him with a lariat, then hitting the huge powerbomb and Jesus X staying down for the 3 count! The first fall is down, and it was Dan putting down the returning Jesus X for the dupe! Things have degenerated into an all-out-brawl now, this is just not pretty. Spunk and Dod the legal men now, and Fiero finally showing his face in the ring, hitting a chop block on Spunk, then dragging him to the outside! Spunk is still showing the effects from last week's title match, taking the Alabama Nightmare and being so far the only man to really live to talk about it, but he is none-the-better for it, and its showing here as Fiero is putting it to him. Dod and Sommers are taking care of business in the ring, and ref Nick Fatts has lost complete control now, all he can do is count Spunk out on the outside as Spunk tries to get in, getting up to the apron only to eat a lariat from Dan, spilling him back out onto the outside, nailing his head on the railing! Fiero taking advantage here and has the Lock of Rock on him again! 18...19..20! Spunk has been counted out, and in just 2 falls this match is over! Things have degenerated into all-out mayhem here, as expected!

Dod Superkicks Jesus X out of the ring, and its Sommers and Dod trading blows on Otsuka, Spunk's last real cohort left here, and Dod is motioning to the back -- here come DEMOS and RUINER! Christ, this isn't going to be pretty! What are they doing? Dod with a Superkick to Shogo, laying him out! He sits him up, and RUINER off the ropes -- REVALATIONS!! (sliding kenka kick) That just took his head off! DEMOS picks him up, and drives him down with a pedigree! This is disgusting, somebody stop this! Sommers pushes everybody out of the way and hoists him onto his shoulders. Dod looks giddy in there as Sommers is about to drop him, Dod jumping up and down laughing as Jesus X looks on from outside, fully recovered, Spunk in the Lock of Rock with a bird's eye view of this, calling out for Jesus X to help Shogo, to get Shogo down. Jesus X simply looks on as Sommers pushes him off his shoulders, Spunk letting out a scream just as Shogo's face smacks up against Sommers' knee, a loud crack heard throughout the now silent arena, Otsuka completely out on the canvas... Spunk finally breaks free and tries to dash into the ring, but Fiero catches him with an elbow to the back of the head, Jesus X simply walking backstage as OdZ hover around and stomp the fallen Otsuka. The camera focuses on Dan's face, cold and stoned, then to Dod who has a sadistic grin on his face. Gabriel and Baker dash out from backstage, both criss-crossing around Jesus X and hit the ring, pulling OdZ to the outside and smashing them around the ringside area and spilling out into the crowd, the camera fading out on Jesus X standing in the entrance-way, flipping his hair back and staring into the chaos at ringside.

Nothing makes sense anymore.

1. ZODIAK (3:22 - Demon Driver II) AKAHIRA
2. Tomohiro Ito (16:09 - Implant DDT) Brad Wolf
3. D (20:08 - Lariat) Lee Stone
4. Celtic Bruisers (Sean Gabriel/Paddy Baker) (30:00 - Draw) OdZ (DEMOS/RUINER)
5. 2/3 Falls: Spunk/Shogo Otsuka/Jesus X vs Tommy Fiero/Jack Dod/Dan Sommers
1: Dan Sommers (22:01 - Jumping Powerbomb) Jesus X
2. Jack Dod (9:18 - Count Out) Spunk

4.22 - NOW

2007-04-22T18:46:00.000-04:00

4.22 - NOW

Tonight we embark on what should be an insane night following an insane show last week, with not only the most hated man in Spunk Pro history, Tommy Fiero showing up, but with Jack Dod as his partner! We had the debut of a Spunk Pro trainee, Big T's rampage leading to his destruction in his debut match! On top of that, ZODIAK defended his Spunk Pro International Championhip, Strike Force pulled off what we would consider a MAJOR upset over the tag champions, stealing the gold out from under what we all thought was an unstoppable force in the Celtic Bruisers! On top of that, Alabama Dan -- now known as Dan Sommers explained his actions, what he wanted, and showed us the raw power of the Alabama Nightmare again, unleashing his fury against Spunk Pro stalwart Bobo Gomez. Then of course we had Tommy Fiero's impact last week, pinning the Champion, Spunk, in a clean 1-2-3 with the help of Jack Dod, in a move that both upset and confused Spunk Pro fans worldwide!

Tonight we face what we could call the fall out, but what we face we are unaware of yet. Things begin as Spunk makes his way to the ring, the Spunk Pro Championship dangling from his hand, as he lays it out in the middle of the ring and yells for Fiero to get his ass out there. Our cameras catch up backstage with Fiero and Dod as they are making their way out to ringside, ZODIAK catching Dod's eye as he stops, sending Fiero out to the ring as he reaches into his bag, pulls out his wallet and slips ZODIAK a fold of cash. "You've gotten him shaken, thats all I wanted. Move along now, he is mine." ZODIAK just laughs as Fiero turns back around and tells Dod to hurry up, asking what he had to do with that maniac, only for Dod to usher them out, saying he has his own plans to get to the title. He thinks the direct route is, "fucking retarded."

Spunk tells Fiero he wants to end this here tonight. No more tags, no more hiding, just mono 'e mono, in the ring. Fiero laughs and explains that he'd love it, as long as the title is on the line. Spunk laughs and says he'd love to, all the while Jack Dod is on the sidelines flirting with a girl in the crowd, and grabs the mic from Fiero and tells Spunk to shut up and bring his monkey-boy out, as he wants to ask him how it feels to have lost the title to the man he paid to take it from him. This brings out a rabid YUSUKE from behind, attacking Dod, both of them brawling around while Spunk's eyes are locked on Fiero's, Fiero wearing a smug smile. Officials break up Dod and YUSUKE, helping them to the back, while Fiero slowly walks towards the ring, stopping just at the apron, while Spunk motions for him to step into the ring. DAN SOMMERS OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A LARIAT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF FIERO! Fiero's head smacks the apron, and Spunk looks on in shock, as Dan slides into the ring, and starts throwing fists at Spunk, who slips out of the ring, leaving Dan in the ring with the title as he picks it up and slings it over his shoulder, as well as the mic. He points over at Spunk, and points at the title. "This, this is why I am here. We all knew that sooner or later I would come back for you."

Spunk looks on, confused, as his last defense was soundly defeating Dan (who did put up a good fight). "I'm sick of being overlooked," Dan continues. "If my path of destruction isn't impressive enough, I could go on... I want a shot, and I want it tonight. Fuck Fiero." The fans don't know what to think of this, as everybody wants to see Fiero destroyed, but Dan will not budge.. Spunk points at Dan, and then at Fiero and calls for a mic, as Dan stares at the title. "I don't care what you have to say, stuff it. I don't care if Fiero wants his shot, or if the fans want to see him get his ass-beaten. They can still get that, you can still get your mits on him -- but tonight, you both have to deal with a real sonnuva' bitch. You gotta deal with Dan fuckin' Sommers." He tosses the title down at Spunk and jumps down, heading to the back as Fiero gathers himself and Spunk picks up the title, a look on his face like things just went from bad to worse.

Our show kicks off with Shogo Otsuka showing AKAHIRA the ropes, so to speak, and putting forth a nice little back and forth bout with him, using the hanging Juji for the immediate tap out by the rook in 12 minutes time. The newly uncrowned Celtic Bruisers took on the VERY tough team of Bobo Gomez and D, both coming off of big losses the last week to Big T and Dan Sommers, respectively. D and Gomez were hungry, but still both a bit beaten up from last week. Gabriel and Baker looked vicious, and wanting to get another shot at those tag titles to take them home. There is no way anybody saw that coming last week, especially the champs, and they want to prove that it was a fluke. Gomez and D put up a valiant fight, but in the end Gomez was pinned by a Ground Cobra Twist by Baker, the surly celt after Gabriel nailed him with a straight punch to the face. After the match, Gabriel grabbed a mic and said that this should be proof enough that they get a shot at the champs next week, rain or shine, bumped, bruised or concussed.

The champs came out and accepted the challenge, saying they were up for any challenge, any day, any place. Well, that came back to bite them in the ass, I think, as ZODIAK and DEMOS come from out of nowhere and smash them both with chairs, laying them out before heading to the back. Stone and Wolf are helped up as they swear vengeance on OdZ and tell them tonight they will show them what kind of champions they are. Big T's path of destruction continued this week, him laying waste to the very formidable Tomohiro Ito in just shy of 8 minutes with the B.A.D. It seems like nobody can stop him, no matter how hard they try. OdZ are now in the ring, awaiting the tag champs. Who says that random attacks won't get you far? OdZ just clocked the tag champs and have themselves a tag title match out of nowhere. It was a violent, brutal match with ZODIAK and DEMOS showing strong teamwork, with RUINER on the outside helping to direct traffic and distract the ref. In just over 30 minutes things went bad for the champs, as both were bloody, beaten to a pulp and Wolf walks right into a face full of fire! ZODIAK wastes no time and spikes him with the ZODIAK SPIKE while DEMOS holds back the big bruiser and 1...2....3..NEW CHAMPIONS, AGAIN! OdZ are now the most decorated duo in Spunk Pro; ZODIAK both the tag and International Champion, and DEMOS holding the tag, Junior and WWA Lightheavyweight Championships!

Next up we have a match that is a result of apparent douchery on Jack Dod's part. Apparently Jack Dod's approach on Spunk Pro last week wasn't as random as we expected. It was a part of a formulated assault to get him to the title. How did he do it? Apparently he paid off ZODIAK and OdZ to ensure that Spunk's closest friend in Spunk Pro, YUSUKE, was left in shambles. ZODIAK and DEMOS have assaulted Spunk and YUSUKE in the following weeks, leading up to ZODIAK stealing the title from YUSUKE, which broke YUSUKE's spirits. Where this plan leads, we'll have to see, but what we saw was YUSUKE vs Jack Dod, and Jack Dod dissecting the kind-of-still-a-rookie mentally and physically. Lets not forget that last week the Dodsmack held YUSUKE back, left him laid out in the ring, and tonight it was no different. Only afterwards, after the pinfall, Dod did it again. That wasn't it, as he picked him up and delivered a third on the young YUSUKE, who is now being attended to by our emergency medical staff, as Jack Dod moves to the back looking greatly pleased with his work. How this plan unfolds, we'll have to see, but as of right now young YUSUKE looks out of it.

Now comes our moment of truth, and the biggest match Spunk Pro has seen in a very long time. The Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship is on the line in a triple threat match. Dan Sommers has in the past few weeks had a complete overhaul of his personality, and is more vicious than anyone could ever imagine. Tommy Fiero and Spunk's rivalry, well, we shouldn't have to get into this. When Tommy Fiero's VWA originally turned out to be a giant movie entitled 'Wrestle Wars' and Fiero wanted to promoted it, he and his thugs invaded Spunk Pro, trying to pass out movie passes and the like to fans. This turned south in a hurry, and led to the Wrestle Wars crew to get violent towards Spunk Pro, and led for Fiero running his mouth and attempting to use Spunk Pro as a promotional tool, including his quest to capture all of the titles to be auctioned off as movie memorabilia. WW was a dud, but that didn't stop Fiero from conspiring with Jesus X, as they from behind the scenes bankrupt Spunk Pro, putting the company on hiatus for months, only for Spunk Pro to come back, leaner and tougher than ever. But after a few shows, Fiero shows his face again, and here we are tonight, the culmination of months of violence, insults and treachery. Here we have the showdown between Spunk and Tommy Fiero -- with Dan Sommers the complete x-factor, forcing himself into this match from out of nowhere, and taking this from an elementary story about two men and their hatred for each other, to two men, their hatred for each other inside of a shark tank with a great white shark that hasn't been fed in weeks.

This was a recipe for disaster. To say that Sommers made an impact on this match is speaking lightly, as anytime Spunk and Fiero faced off, Sommers was there to deliver some crushing offense and offset things greatly. Fiero tucked tail and ran throughout most of the match, leaving Dan and Spunk to pound it out. Spunk's kicks vs Dan's fists, lariats and knees. Both men fought hard, with Fiero getting in a few big spots here and there, including a diving cross body from the top onto both men for a nearfall on the champ. While Spunk was distracted chasing Tommy Dan nails him with a big lariat, and sets him up for the Alabama Nightmare! Oh lord, he nails it! It looks like the champ is out of it here! Dan turns around -- WHAMMY BAR! Fiero out of nowhere with the Whammy Bar, he can feel it, the fans are looking on in disbelief, he locks on the Lock of Rock on Spunk! He has it locked in tightly, and I don't even think Spunk is awake anymore, Spunk is out of it, and the ref sees it -- he calls for the bell, and things seem to be moving in slow motion now! Ref Nick Fatts is raising Fiero's hand, and hands him the title. This is unreal.

Completely unreal.

Tommy Fiero is the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Champion. The weasel just weaseled his way into the record books. FIERO HAS STOLEN THE DAMNED TITLE!

I repeat, this is unreal. Tommy Fiero is the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Champion.

Fiero holds the title high and gives off a signature "Yeah! Whoo!" as Jack Dod comes out, smiles as he surveys the damage and shakes his head before heading into the back. Fiero now on his knees dramatically posing with the title.

This is unreal.

Fade.

1. Shogo Otsuka (12:12 - Shogo Max Cross) AKAHIRA
2. Celtic Bruisers (33:36 - Ground Cobra Twist) Bobo Gomez(X)/D
3. Big T (7:36 - B.A.D.) Tomohiro Ito
4. Spunk Pro Tag Championship: OdZ (ZODIAK(O)/DEMOS) (32:45 - ZODIAK SPIKE) Strike Force (Brad Wolf(X)/Lee Stone)(C)
5. Jack Dod (14:28 - Dodsmack) YUSUKE
6. Spunk Pro Championship: Tommy Fiero (19:51 - Lock of Rock) Spunk(X)/Dan Sommers

4.18.07 - FURIOUS.INTENT

2007-04-18T16:50:00.000-04:00

4.18.07 - FURIOUS.INTENT

What we have lined up for you here tonight is breath-taking, as ZODIAK will make his first defense of the Spunk Pro International Championship against not only the ex-champion, YUSUKE, but the returning Tomohiro Ito! Ito made his shocking return at the last show, using his Shining Wizard to insult YUSUKE after his big win, and incite this triple threat match. As well as the Celtic Bruisers putting out an open challenge earlier today for their tag titles, only to be met by Strike Force's Brad Wolf and Lee Stone in what should be a hard-hitting match. Stone and Wolf haven't had much luck when it comes to the Celtic Bruisers, but maybe tonight could be their night. We also have Spunk vs RUINER after RUINER pinned Spunk last time in that elimination tag, Alabama Dan vs Bobo Gomez and the debut of a Spunk pupil, AKAHIRA.

AKAHIRA's debut was up first, and from what we can tell he works a style similar to YUSUKE's, only citing Kazuo Yamazaki as one of his idols and reasons to get into pro-wrestling. He takes on the tough challenge of Hector Casas as they get going, AKAHIRA using a brutal axe kick to take Hector down! The match doesn't last long though, as Big T barges into the ring, and both young grapplers charge at him, only to both be caught and double chokeslammed at the same time! T grabbed the house mic and demanded AKAHIRA gets out of his ring, unless he wants to be destroyed. AKAHIRA shows great heart and slowly gets up, only to slap T in the face. This turned out to be an unfortunate decision for him, but made the fans go wild! AKAHIRA hit a few big moves, like a vertical drop Olympic Slam and a rolling juji, but T is just too powerful and crushed him with the B.A.D. in 5 minutes time.

The next match proved to be a huge upset, where DEMOS took D to his limits, and pinned him after ducking a lariat, hitting a Pedigree and following with the SIDS Clutch. D looked frustrated, as he took his second straight loss. Alabama Dan came out next, sporting simply a pair of blue trunks and black boots. He grabbed the mic and told the fans to not-so-subtlety 'fuck off and die.' He said he was sick of busting his ass trying to make these people happy, and sick of losing, not being in control of his own fate. He said his partner, Hobo Joe, a lifelong friend, was simply dead weight and so stuck in his ways. "To evolve," Dan states, "a man needs to be vicious to be heard, to become something. I'm no longer your stereotype, I'm Dan Sommers, and I'm here to fuck some bitches and take the Spunk Pro title home." This only incited the fans to jeer louder, and brought out Bobo Gomez, who was last time a victim of his apparent turn on his partner and fans, and we have an impromptu bout! It was everything you'd expect from both of these guys, they hit hard, and they hit fast. Dan's backdrop looked brutal in its simple execution, and his lariat nearly took Bobo's head off. When all was said and done, what was the 'Go 2 Alabama' knocked Bobo out cold. Dan grabbed the mic again, got down in his face and told him he was a victim of the 'Alabama Nightmare.'

The fans seem genuinely disgusted, but hey, onto the tag team title match! It was fast, brutal and lived up to its expectations, with Strike Force putting heart and soul into it! The finish was breathtaking, with Baker having the huge Stone on his shoulders, setting up for a diving elbow from Gabriel, only for them not to notice Wolf made the blind tag to Stone. Wolf charged at the ropes, causing Gabriel to get crotched, and unloaded the huge spear on Baker, carrying both him and his large partner halfway across the ring! The added impact near-knocked Baker out, and set up for the 3-count, the upset and the NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! The seemingly impossible has happened, as Wolf and Stone have captured the tag titles!

Spunk looks for revenge on RUINER next, in what starts off looking like RUINER is screwed, wait.. Wait.. WHAT?! A fan has jumped the rail! Not this again.. WAIT! THAT IS NO FAN! THAT IS NO FAN! CUT, WHAMMY BAR, WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT ON SPUNK! THAT IS TOMMY FIERO! TOMMY FUCKIN' FIERO IS IN THE SPUNK PRO ARENA! This match has been thrown out, and the fans are booing as loudly as we can ever recall! Tommy Fiero, the man who essentially put this company out of business for a few months is showing his face in the arena! RUINER and Fiero clasp hands, and Spunk is slowly up, as Shogo and YUSUKE hit the ring, Fiero bailing out and laughing his ass off! Spunk grabs the rope, and calls for them to end this -- tonight! Right here! Spunk Pro Heavyweight title!

The Triple threat is up next, and holy shit has this night turned into an amazing night for Spunk Pro. It was everything you'd expect from these three, and it looked like YUSUKE had it in the bag at the end, as he had Ito in the center of the ring, trapped in a Triangle Lock! ZODIAK, out of nowhere, brandishing a chair up on top drops a huge leg drop square on the jaw of YUSUKE, Ito is out from the choke and ZODIAK makes the pin for the 1..2...3! This is an upset to say the least, and ZODIAK's reign of terror continues! Next up, our main event... Tommy Fiero, the scourge of Spunk Pro, the most hated man in this company's history against Spunk, the creator, owner and reigning Champion, a legend in his own right. Tonight is do-or-die time, as he has to show Fiero just who is boss and put him to sleep for good.

Spunk in the ring first, as he lays the belt out in front of him and calls for Fiero to come out. Fiero, in a long, shiny robe slowly makes his way down to ringside, basking in the soda cups being lobbed at him, only for Spunk to dash out of the ring and jump ontop of Fiero! Things are getting nasty right away, before the bell has even rung! Spunk levels Fiero with an elbow, and setting up the high kick -- WAIT! A chair just struck Spunk from behind! Who is this? The hair.. The tights.. The paint... Is that.. ITS JACK DOD! JACK FUCKIN' DOD JUST NAILED SPUNK WITH A CHAIR! Both men drag the champ back into the ring and are putting the boots to him! Nobody in their right minds ever expected to see Fiero here again, never mind Jack FUCKING Dod! Both men are just laying into the champ here, and we won't even get a match tonight! YUSUKE is stumbling out to the ring, but Shogo runs up behind him, tells him to head back and dashes into the ring! It looks like we have an impromptu (word of the night!) tag team match here! Spunk is hurt, and the team of Dod and Fiero is just vicious, as vicious as the crowd towards them! Spunk and Shogo fought as hard as they could, only for a superkick from Dod on Spunk setting up the Whammy Bar and the 3-count on Spunk, leaving the champ down for the count. Shogo tried to make the save, but received the DODSMACK for his efforts, and what we have here are Dod and Fiero standing over Spunk and Shogo, Fiero with the belt lifted high above him, only to spit on Spunk and have Dod yank the belt out of his hands, hold it up high as well and drop it on Spunk.

1a. AKAHIRA Debut: AKAHIRA (1:02 - No Contest) Hector Casas
1b. Big T (5:22 - B.A.D.) AKAHIRA
2. DEMOS (18:16 - SIDS Clutch) D.
3. Alabama Dan (10:25 - Alabama Nightmare -> KO) Bobo Gomez
4. Spunk Pro Tag Team Championship: Strike Force (Brad Wolf(O)/Lee Stone) (27:55 - Wolf's Bite) Celtic Bruisers (Sean Gabriel/Paddy Baker(X))
5. Spunk (3:03 - No Contest) RUINER
6. Spunk Pro International Championship: ZODIAK (C) (16:57 - Diving Leg Drop) YUSUKE, Tomohiro Ito
7. Jack Dod/Thomas R. Fiero(O) (25:48 - Whammy Bar) Vio-GUN (Spunk(X)/Shogo Otsuka)

4.8.07 - Spunk Pro VENGEANCE

2007-04-08T18:32:00.000-04:00

4.8.07 - Spunk Pro VENGEANCE

After Spunk Pro being sidelined due to financial woes after Thomas Fiero and Jesus X were able to bankrupt Spunk Pro, another of Spunk Pro's sporadic shows went down tonight! The return of RUINER from his arm injury showed him taking out the young Hector Casas in short order, using the R-75 to do the job. After the match he grabs the mic and calls out the man who injured him; Shogo Otsuka. Shogo, being a man of honor and whatnot makes his way down to ringside, only to be jumped from behind by DEMOS! Its a 2-on-1 situation here, and here comes YUSUKE to help his partner! The lights go out! A burst of fire goes off in the ring, as the lights come back up to see ZODIAK in there, with all 3 men with the upperhand, only to bring Spunk out and for things to disperse. Shogo grabs the mic and calls for a 6-man tag tonight, only for ZODIAK to tell him to go fuck himself, he wants it elimination rules. They oblige and we have a HUGE main event for tonight!

Wataru Araya, the former Spunk Pro Jr champ put up a more than valiant effort next against Bobo Gomez. He had Gomez in trouble a few times, only for Bobo to get cocky and toss him around a bit, letting him come back now and then. It was finally the MUSO that puts him to sleep for good, netting another notch in Bobo's belt. Big T came out next, and proclaimed nobody could stop him, and that Johnny Jett refuses to show his face, so he'll have to take it out on anybody he wants to. He walks around ringside, looking at the jeering fans before he stops in front of a blonde girl, in her mid-20s I'd say, flipping him off. Big T threatens her with his fist, only for her to get into his face. T spits at her, only for her to start clawing at him! T grabs her by the hair and drags her over the guard rail! Oh dear lord! It looks like her boyfriend is trying to help her out, and he tries to jump the barrier only for T to punch him in the face, sending a few teeth flying into the audience and him in a heap. T is dragging this poor girl by her hair, and is setting her up for a brainbuster! Dear lord, don't do it, T.. don't do this! OH MY GOD ITS D! D WITH THE SAVE! We have ourselves an impromptu match here, with D defending this poor young girl! D has the upperhand for a good portion of the match, putting all of his energy into disassembling T. But it only takes a chokeslam, a powerbomb and then the B.A.D. to turn this from D's match into D's shoulders being down for the 3-count. Folks, they've awoken something horrible in T, and nobody knows what he'll do next.

What we were treated to next was a bout for the tag team championship. This was due a few months ago, but due to the whole falling out/financial crisis it never saw the light of day. Well folks, here we are for the Spunk Pro Tag Championship; Sean Gabriel and Paddy Baker, the Celtic Bruisers, the Champions, two of the toughest men to ever compete in the ring, ever.. Against Alabama Dan and Hobo Joe, inarguably one of the defining tag teams of our era, multi-time Spunk Pro tag champions, and the premier names in tag team wrestling. It was a wild brawl like you'd expect, with a fire lit under Alabama Dan's ass, and him absolutely decimating anybody in his path. A few times shoving the ref out of his way so he can lay in a few more blows. But for all of his hard work, an Emerald Buster from Gabriel on Joe was good enough for the 3-count. The look on Dan's face is one of shock and anger, as he had put his all into this. Joe regains his composure and Dan argues with him in the ring after the match. Dan shoves Joe, only for Joe to try to calm him down and offer him his hand. Dan takes it, and the fans cheer, only for Dan to drive his knee into the stomach of his partner! Dan launches himself off of the ropes and nearly tears Joe's head off with a sick lariat! The fans are booing loudly now, some just staring in disbelief at what is unfolding before us. Dan props Joe up on his shoulders, holding him up high, and DRIVES him down face first into his knee! That was just sick! Joe is busted wide open and he looks to be out! Dan hops down from the ring and is walking to the back, glaring back at his partner laying in a pool of his own blood. Joe is starting to pull himself up now, as Dan looks back to see Joe trying to get up, and oh dear lord he is running back into the ring. He slaps Joe in the face and grabs him by the hair, yelling right into his ear "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! YOU'VE ALWAYS HELD ME BACK!" He has him up on his shoulders again, dear lord no, no no no.. THERE IT IS AGAIN! AND THIS TIME HE ISN'T MOVING! Dan slicks his hair back and stares down at his lifeless partner, and god he is going for it again!?!? Officials making their way to ringside now, and here comes Bobo Gomez! Finally somebody coming out here to make the save! Dan and Gomez are exchanging blows, and D is hobbling his way out here now, and Big T from behind! T levels him with a lariat, distracting Gomez long enough for Dan to just drive him down with a backdrop! Dan picks him up -- AND THAT IS A NIGHTMARE OF A KNEE TO THE FACE!! T and Dan lock eyes and nod to each other, and there is nothing but CARNAGE in the ring here tonight.

The fans have been on an emotional rollercoaster so far tonight, and we are far from done! Our main event is the newly re-structured OdZ against Vio-Gun in an elimination tag match. It was an intense back and forth bout, with Shogo looking to re-injure RUINER's arm, and RUINER just looking to destroy. In the same vein Spunk and YUSUKE have scores to settle with DEMOS and ZODIAK, ZODIAK holding the Spunk Pro International Championship now after the last show where he narrowly stole it from YUSUKE. The fans were in shock when a low blow, followed by the R-75 put Spunk down for a 3-count in the OdZ corner! The dynamics of this match have changed completely! Shogo comes in with a vengeance, looking to just destroy RUINER! He pulls out his standby of the Uraken/SMI on him and torques his arm to the point of no return, with RUINER being forced to tap out to prevent another 5 month absence from the ring. Shogo, not looking to stop here quickly blocks a SIDS Clutch from DEMOS and turns it into a jujigatame for the tap out! This leaves ZODIAK at a clear disadvantage now, as its 2-on-1! Shogo looks confident that he can take the demon down, but ZODIAK is crafty and uses some chairs to his advantage! In a stunning display, ZODIAK sandwiches Shogo's head inbetween two chais and drops a huge top rope diving leg drop onto him! YUSUKE able to make the save at 2.999999999! Zodiak ducks a YUSUKE high kick, and hits an enzuiguri on him, then sets it up and FIREBALL! FIREBALL ON SHOGO! He looks out, and 1..2..3.. He is! ZODIAK to his feet, looking exhausted -- YUSUKE FROM BEHIND! DRAGON SUPLEX HOLD!! 1!! 2!! 3!!! YUSUKE DOES IT! YUSUKE PINS ZODIAK! Dear lord, what a main event!

YUSUKE, the young leader of Spunk Pro stands in the ring, victorious, a beaten warrior and wait-a-minute! Somebody just springboard dropkicked him down! YUSUKE trying to muster his strength up and is on one knee, wait, he looks familiar -- SHINING WIZARD ON YUSUKE! Is that.. Its.. Tomohiro Ito! He left with Jesus X to form RevX almost a year ago now! What is he doing back here?! He grabs a mic, and the crowd goes quiet; "Forget about me? The true leader of the future just knocked your ass out!" He tosses the mic onto YUSUKE's chest and walks to the back, as this show has just been off the charts insane tonight!

1. RUINER (6:35 - R-75) Hector Casas
2. Bobo Gomez (19:19 - MUSO) Wataru Araya
3. Big T (20:43 - B.A.D.) D
4. Spunk Pro Tag Team Championship: Celtic Bruisers (Sean Gabriel(O)/Paddy Baker)(C) (24:45 - Emerald Buster) WTST (Alabama Dan/Hobo Joe(X))
5. Elimination Rules: VIO-Gun (Spunk/YUSUKE/Shogo Otsuka) vs OdZ (ZODIAK/DEMOS/RUINER)
- RUINER (33:34 - R-75) Spunk
- Shogo Otsuka (37:22 - Shogo MAX I) RUINER
- Shogo Otsuka (39:30 - Jujigatame) DEMOS
- ZODIAK (42:14 - Fireball) Shogo Otsuka
- YUSUKE (42:21 - Dragon Suplex) ZODIAK

Spunk Pro - Letters in Blood

2007-02-26T21:46:00.000-05:00

Spunk Pro Wrestling - 2.26.07 - Letters in Blood

After the last show YUSUKE immediately received medical attention where he spoke to reporters, an emotional wreck declaring he knows nothing about this "Zodiak" but would put his International Championship on the line against him to regain his pride, claiming that he is the future of Spunk Pro and wants it to return to its glory, with him at the helm.

We saw Big T come out and demand that the man who tried to ruin him, Johnny Jett comes out and faces him, only for Jett to come out and send his spokesman, Billy Hollywood instead. Hollywood was thusly destroyed in quick fashion by the new, meaner T. D and Bobo teamed up again, this time against the former tag champions, who put on one hell of a match against the Celtic Bruisers last time, with this new team looking unstoppable! The D Lariat into Gomez's Muso was enough to put the tough-as-nails Alabama Dan down for the 3-count! It looks like the Tag Division has more competition!

The tag champions collided after a backstage, drunken argument over their tag title match from last week, with the blame changing every time. It spilled to the ring, where we were treated to a brutal 30 minute match between the two, another in a long line of Gabriel/Baker matches, only for them to draw and shake hands post-match. Spunk then took on DEMOS, who seemingly brought the curse of ZODIAK to Spunk Pro, which apparently was his plan for months now. What we saw was a quick, heated match with the win going to Spunk after a series of kicks, followed by a huge left high kick that was heard throughout the arena. Spunk with a haphazard cover for the 3-count, only for ZODIAK to slide out from under the ring and nail Spunk with some GREEN MIST, and to hit a huge Tombstone Piledriver on Spunk!! YUSUKE charging the ring now, tossing the belt aside and we have a brawl ensuing here! YUSUKE and this newcomer, ZODIAK are tearing up the arena, and a huge DDT from ZODIAK on the floor, as he tosses YUSUKE into the ring steps. Oh no, it looks like he is setting him up for that fireball again, he lights it -- YUSUKE with a leg sweep as a giant fireball shoots up into the air! YUSUKE catches a kick from ZODIAK -- CAPTURE SUPLEX! That is a new one! It spills back into the ring, only for DEMOS to nail him with some mist of his own, setting up for ZODIAK to use a Michinoku Driver II, aptly named the Zodiak Spike for the win. NEW. CHAMPION.

1. Big T (2.10 - B.A.D.) Billy Hollywood
2. Bobo Gomez/D(O) (34.29 - Lariat -> Muso) WTST (Alabama Dan(X)/Hobo Joe)
3. Sean Gabriel (30.00 - Draw) Paddy Baker
4. Spunk (12.25 - Terminal High Kick) DEMOS
5. Spunk Pro International Championship: ZODIAK (21.33 - Zodiak Spike) YUSUKE (C)

Spunk Pro - OVERTURE.07

2007-02-19T04:01:00.000-05:00

While details are still hazy at best, insider n00z sources have reported that Spunk Pro had a plethora of financial woes late in 2006 when Thomas R. Fiero and Jesus X made a deal and apparently a good portion of the Spunk Pro roster has either quit, disappeared or pledged allegiance to Jesus X. Apparently this is (was?) part of Fiero's plan; to sabotage Spunk Pro. Regardless, Spunk Pro held an impromptu FRREEEEEEEEEEEEE show tonight that aired on national television.

Spunk Pro - OVERTURE.07

1. Bobo Gomez(O)/D (22.33 - Lariat -> Muso) Brad Wolf/Lee Stone(X)
2. Big T (4.41 - B.A.D.) Manakuro Marakuso
3. DEMOS (14.46 - SIDS Clutch) YUSUKE
4. Spunk Pro Tag Team Championship: Celtic Bruisers (Sean Gabriel/Paddy Baker(^)) (24.04 - Double Count Out) WTST (Alabama Dan/Hobo Joe(^))
5. Vio-Gun (Spunk/YUSUKE(O)) (10.30 - DQ (Fireball)) OdZ (ZODIAK(X)/DEMOS)

Tonight saw what we can only guess is the RELAUNCHING OF SPUNK PRO, which will hopefully be bigger, better and with less filler. While the roster is still not exactly huge, D made his return from injury and teamed up with Bobo Gomez in a teaming that worked quite well, as D helped to break the cliche of return matches and helped to win, nailing the prone Lee Stone with a lariat while Bobo was struggling to get him up with the Muso. It was Muso, 1.2.3 and LIGHTS OUT. Brad Wolf challenged D to a bout afterwards, saying that while he showed fire, he would go commando on him and give him a real welcome back.

Mr. T, after being exposed by Johnny Jett, and after Jett took Jesus X's/Fiero's money and ran has come back with a VENGEANCE. No longer a fraud, he is now showing off a single-strapped black singlet and his signature mohawk, calling himself simply Big T. Big T destroyed veteran stalwart Marakuso in just shy of 5 minutes with the B.A.D..

Spunk Pro super-ace YUSUKE faced off with OdZ super-champion DEMOS in what was a heated contest that literally ended with fire and a bang! YUSUKE was setting DEMOS up for his patented Dragon Suplex for what most were thinking was the end when a figure jumped the guard rail; long dark hair, pale complexion with black and red facepaint and torn up black clothing. DEMOS took this as his cue and ducked while the figure tossed a fireball at YUSUKE; it barely missing, but putting YUSUKE off-balance enough for DEMOS to hit a quick SIDS Clutch for the win! Both men are putting the boots to YUSUKE when Spunk storms the ring and the two men screw, leaving Spunk to attend to YUSUKE.

Next we hosted the much-anticipated Tag Team Title match between the CB (CB!CB!CB!) and WTST. It was all that we could expect, only to be cut short by both legal men in Baker and Hobo Joe (in new gear!) being counted out while Sean and Dan brawled at ringside as well. Absolutely nothing was resolved in this match, and we can only expect more from both teams. Then we cut to backstage, where Spunk and YUSUKE storm the OdZ locker room only to encounter DEMOS and this newcomer and begin brawling. The brawl soon spills out to the ring, and we have ourselves an impromptu tag team main event! This was nothing pretty, as YUSUKE is already rather banged up, and this newcomer is still completely unknown other than the fireball he tossed at YUSUKE before. From what we can tell, he is a complete sadist who loves inflicting pain on his opponents... Which makes him a perfect fit for OdZ. Out of nowhere on the outside he tosses YUSUKE into the guard rail, then slams his head hard into the ringpost, then gives himself distance while DEMOS and Spunk are fighting in the ring... Wait.. FIREBALL! He tosses a fireball and it nails YUSUKE, whose hair has caught fire as he frantically tries to shake it off, with a crew running in with a fire extinguisher! It is chaos at ringside, as the lights go out, and the signal we have seen before appears in the ring! It is the sign.. The sign of the Zodiac Killer!. We fade out to the symbol and the sound of extinguishers and screams.

Arg

2007-01-13T19:17:00.000-05:00

I got robbed. Laptop, PS2 (FPR inside), etc. Won't be updating for a long time probably.

Spunk Pro -- 11.16.06

2006-11-16T01:16:00.000-05:00

Spunk Pro 11.16.06 (Newton Rec Center - Newton, MA -- 788 fans)

Yet another fantastical night of fantastic fighting from Spunk Pro! Things started off hot and heavy as the young Ken Hunt gets a first huge victory in Spunk Pro tapping out Lee Stone, the big man with an Argentine Backbreaker in an absolute feat of strength! The Sexual Deviantz took it to Bobo Gomez and Hector Casas, as Banga picks up another big win with the Banga Bomb on Gomez! It looks like another name is emerging in the Spunk Pro International Title hunt! VIOLENCE took on OdZ, when Shogo was forced to find a partner, Ti'en was there for him as we got a heated contest between the two, with Shogo tapping out Power CHUCK with the Shogo MAX II!

Thomas R. Fiero was in singles action here tonight, against the tough as nails Brad Wolf in a hard-fought bout. Wolf put his all into the match, knowing this could push him over the hump and put him into title contention, but Fiero was able to overcome him with an array of dirty tactics. It was finally the Rockin' Kick that put Wolf out, with Fiero getting the big win, setting himself up to challenge Spunk for the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship! A main event has been set up with Alabama Dan and Hobo Joe challenging Sean Gabriel and Paddy Baker for the Spunk Pro tag titles. Sean, Paddy and Seamus gave a hearty laugh, as Seamus told them if one of them could defeat one of the Celtic Bruisers here tonight, they would get a shot. Alabama Dan offered himself up, leaving the Bruisers rock-paper-scissors in the ring, only to turn into a shoving match. The WTST look on sort of confused as we now have a shoving match, and oh lord, a headbutt face off! They are going back and forth headbutting each other, and Sean with a low blow, pushing Baker out of the ring, and Sean turns to Dan, charging at him as the bell rings! What we were then treated to was just an all-out sick brawl. Tooth and nail, back and forth, it was nothing short of brutal and breath-taking before Alabama Dan takes the huge upset victory with the Go 2 Alabama!

1. Ken Hunt (17:04 - Argentine Backbreaker) Lee Stone
2. Pete Batfarti/Goat Banga(O) (18:01 - Banga Bomb) Bobo Gomez(X)/Hector Casas
3. VIOLENCE (Shogo Otsuka(O)/Ti'en Yangisawa) (20:51 - Shogo MAX II) OdZ (DEMOS/Power CHUCK(X))
4. Thomas R. Fiero (21:45 - Rockin' Kick) Brad Wolf
5. Alabama Dan (32:05 - Go 2 Alabama) Sean Gabriel

Spunk Pro - WRESTLE WARRING GODS

1. Mr. T vs Johnny Jett
2. Number One Contendership: Jesus X vs 001
3. Spunk Pro Junior Heavyweight Championship: DEMOS (C) vs Shogo Otsuka
4. Spunk Pro International Championship: YUSUKE (C) vs Jonas McKidd
5. Spunk Pro Tag Team Championship: Celtic Bruisers (Sean Gabriel/Paddy Baker) (C) vs Walking Talking Stereotypes (Alabama Dan/Hobo Joe)
6. Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship: Spunk (C) vs Thomas R. Fiero

11.6.06 - Spunk Pro

2006-11-06T22:17:00.000-05:00

Spunk Pro - 11.6.06 - Mickey Stevens Sports Complex (Warwick, RI - 455 fans)

SPUNK PRO HOUSE SHOW MANIA! Goat Banga picks up what seemed like a fluke win over the HOSS Bobo Gomez. Needless to say, he you know, won. Shogo Otsuka took it to OdZ member Power CHUCK, sending a message to DEMOS reversing a lariat into a Shogo MAX Cross, refusing to let go after he tapped, and forcing the doctors to rush out and attend to CHUCK. At this point we cut to backstage, where the RUSSIANS, our tag champs are shown staring at a bottle of vodka, when Sean Gabriel and Paddy Baker walk up behind them. The Russians act like they had been drinking all night when Baker laughs and calls them all pussies, saying they couldn't outdrink a little girl. Supercomrade takes acception to this claiming he "vonce out drank ze entire land of Scott." This caused the Irishmen to laugh heartily, and challenge them to a drink-off. The Russians looked pensive, but took the bait. The Irishmen quickly outdrank the tag champs, and lured them into a tag team title bout later tonight!

We cut now to Strike Force facing off against Manakuro Marakuso and his pupil, Ken Hunt. It was a back and forth contest, until Ken Hunt shocks the world and pins Lee Stone, the big tough Stone with a spear! Now we get the RUSSIANS stumbling to the ring with the tag titles, as Seamus McFadden grabs the mic and introduces the NEXT Tag Team Champions, the Celtic Bruisers -- Paddy Baker and Sean Gabriel! What we got next was a brutal beating from the Bruisers, with Aris fighting back, while Supercomrade can barely stand. Paddy Baker finishes off Supercomrade with an inverted tombstone to crown NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! Hey, another title match! YUSUKE, the Spunk Pro International Champion faced off with WRESTLE WARS supporting actor Captain Kickass in what was a grueling bout! YUSUKE fought with a burning passion, which overcame Kickass with a Shining Triangle. As YUSUKE celebrates, Jonas McKidd sneaks to the ropes and springboards in, lariating young YUSUKE, then spitting on the Spunk Pro International Championship! BASTARDS!

1. Goat Banga (17:10 - Banga Bomb) Bobo Gomez
2. Shogo Otsuka (14:27 - Shogo MAX Cross) Power CHUCK
3. Manakuro Marakuso/Ken Hunt(O)(36:14 - Spear) Strike Force (Brad Wolf/Lee Stone(X))
4. Spunk Pro Tag Championship: Celtic Bruisers (Sean Gabriel/Paddy Baker(O)) (21:40 - Inverted Piledriver) RUSSIA (Aris/Supercomrade(X))
5. Spunk Pro International Championship: YUSUKE (C) (21:32 - Shining Triangle) Captain Kickass

Spunk Pro - Dia De Los Muertos

2006-11-01T16:31:00.000-05:00

Spunk Pro - Dia De Los Muertos (11.1.06) Spunk Pro Arena (1200 fans)

Spunk Pro thumbs its nose at Halloween, as instead it runs Dia De Lose Muertos from Spunk Pro Arena! While this card isn't as stacked as the usual Spunk Pro Arena card, it still features a very UNMODEST amount of awesomeness. Fans were treated to Strike Force and the Deviantz putting on an uncharacteristically good match. Pete Batfarti was wearing a mouthpiece with the Blimpie logo on it, and looked hazy in the ring, leading to Brad Wolf picking the big dude up and dropping him on his head. Judas X met with the monster 001, and walked away with his arm raised in victory, but not without help from Imago X. The Rock Bottom finished him off, as 002 sprinted to ringside to stop the beating that was following said victory. Imago gets laid out by a chokeslam from 001, while 002 tiger drivers Judas, then he eats a chokeslam and is dragged to the back on 001's shoulder.

Following up to the last show, Mr. T will be teaming up with Havok against the Hollywood team of Johnny Jett and Billy Hollywood. Much to everyone's surprise, Jett goes over Mr. T clean with the Idolizer (Superkick)! Havok was predisposed on the outside with Billy Hollywood and "Dangerous" Lou Hoffman, beating the ever-living shit out of both of them. Mr. T looks shattered after this, as Johnny Jett grabs a mic and screams at him, telling him his friends have all abandoned him, and now he is just a shell of his former self. He then makes a cryptic comment about Mr. T "coming clean" and telling everyone the "truth." No clue. This brings us to backstage, Jesus X is storming down the hall with Imago in toe, looking furious, when they stumble upon 001 and 002 with Judas. Judas is bound to the wall, a bloody mess, with a logo written on his chest in blood. Jesus and Imago pull 002 and 001 off of him, and a scuffle ensues, as 002 laughs and claims this wasn't them, it was "him." Jesus looks at him puzzled, only to be turned around by a dark figure, and have mist spit in his face before all hell breaks loose, and we do not get a good view of who it was.

The Spunk Pro Jr Championship was on the line next, as the newly crowned WWA Light Heavyweight Champion DEMOS takes on Wataru Araya, long time Spunk Pro Jr Champion in what was a fast-paced bout. Wataru fought hard, but OdZ at ringside was too much to overcome, as RUINER used his cast again to knock Wataru into a Pedigree -> SIDS Clutch for the 3! DEMOS is the new hero! DEMOS is a double champion! RUINER in the ring now as CHUCK holds Araya, he is going to clock him with the cast again -- WAIT! SHOGO OTSUKA! URAKEN ONTO RUINER'S ARM! Otsuka clears the ring out, except for DEMOS, who turns around with a belt in each fist and stares down Otsuka. They are right in each other's face, as DEMOS holds up his belts, Shogo goes for the uraken -- DEMOS ducks! DEMOS goes for the mist -- Shogo holds his hands in front of his face! Shogo lunges at him as DEMOS bails out of the ring, belts in hand, holding them up as he stares down the former champion. INTENSE. In the vein of intensity, Spunk and YUSUKE faced off in the biggest match so far in the WRESTLE WARS invasion, as Tommy and Jonas actually stepped into the ring, the former Silver Bullet Express, now calling themselves the Silver Screen Express had nowhere to run, but had their henchmen at ringside. The heat was molten for this, as the fans were all over the Wrestle Wars team's every move. Spunk scores the win by threatening to break Jonas's leg with a hiza juji, forcing him to tap out. This wasn't the end of this encounter, though, as Thomas had CUT!!s for all to go around, and the Wrestle Wars goons made it into the ring. The show ends with Thomas ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Fiero holding the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship up high, while Jonas grabs the Spunk Pro International Championship and holds that up, as the fans are littering the ring with garbage. BOO! HISSS!

1. Strike Force (Brad Wolf(O)/Lee Stone) (23:30 - Wolfhammer) Deviantz (Pete Batfarti(X)/Goat Banga)
2. Judas X (15:13 - Last Kiss) 001
3. Hollywood (Johnny Jett(O)/Billy Hollywood) (16:33 - Idolizer) Mr. T(X)/Havok
4. Spunk Pro Junior Heavyweight Championship: DEMOS (13:04 - SIDS Clutch) Wataru Araya (C)
5. Vio-Gun (Spunk(O)/YUSUKE) (28:28 - Hiza Juji) Silver Screen Express (Thomas R. Fiero/Jonas McKidd(X))

10.26.06 - Spunk Pro HOUSE SHOW MANIA!

2006-10-26T22:12:00.000-04:00

Spunk Pro - 10.26.06 - Mickey Stevens Sports Complex, Warwick, RI (433 fans)

Spunk Pro brings you another somewhat awesome house show! The Spunk Pro Jr Champ Wataru Araya had a tuneup match to prep for his upcoming title defense against DEMOS as he demolished El Portero (poor lil Messican). Lester Bourbon, sporting Hogan-esque tights and a 'Bourbonmania' shirt teamed with Bobo Gomez to go to a wild 45 minute draw with STRIKE FORCE. The Ministry took out the Machines when Judas used a Regal Stretch on 002, as Jesus X looked on quite pleased and taunted 001 afterwards. Mr. T came back with a vengeance as he fought Johnny Jett's Agent; Billy J. Hollywood, Esq in what turned out to be a great match. Mr. T looked more on form than he had been in months, as he KO's Hollywood with the BAD! After the match Johnny Jett attacked him from behind, with DANGEROUS Lou Hoffman helping him. When Billy came to he started as well, when out of NOWHERE (seriously guys, nowhere at all!) Havok hit the ring! Havok and Mr. T drove off Team Hollywood, then as a show of respect shook hands. Our main event saw the Spunk Pro team of Vio-Gun square off with the Wrestle Wars team of Biff Mongo and Red Coogan. Spunk took the big man down with a stiff lariat, in a measure of revenge from last week's TV show as we end this show on a high note, sending the fans home HAPPY.

1. Wataru Araya (3:12 - Firehook) El Portero
2. Lester Bourbon/Bobo Gomez(^) (45:00 - Draw) Strike Force (Brad Wolf(^)/Lee Stone)
3. Ministry X (Imago X/Judas X(O)) (22:00 - Regal Stretch) Machines (001/002(X))
4. Mr. T (16:16 - BAD -> KO) Billy Hollywood
5. VIO-Gun (Spunk(O)/Shogo Otsuka) (21:24 - Lariat) Wrestle Wars (Biff Mongo/Red Coogan(X))

10.24.06 - Spunk Pro House Show

2006-10-23T23:03:00.000-04:00

Spunk Pro - 10.24.06 - Hartford Municipal Gymnasium (Hartford, CT -- 544 fans)

Spunk Pro ran a house show in CT tonight, which was quite an event. The fans were treated to a night of intense Spunk Pro action, as well as Sean Gabriel defending his WILD International Championship against the young upstart Ken Hunt. Hunt held out and Gabriel had to fight off 3 spears before he had to use a low blow and a cradle for the win. The VIOLENCE team picks up a huge win over the former tag champs the WTST, with Hobo Joe going down for the second time in the past few shows, and Spunk came out and challenged any of the Wrestle Wars goons to come out and face him, and a GOON he got in Biff Mongo. Biff's brawling slowed Spunk up a bit, but Spunk absolutely demolished him before using an uranage -> choke sleeper for the win.

1. Havok (7:42 - Blackout) El Portero
2. OdZ (DEMOS/Power CHUCK/MAX(O)) (22:23 - MAX Facelock) Young Dragons (Wataru Araya/Travis Wilkes/Tom Johnson(X))
3. WILD International Championship: Sean Gabriel (C) (16:56 - Low Blow -> School Boy) Ken Hunt
4. VIOLENCE (YUSUKE/Shogo Otsuka(O) (26:36 - German Suplex Hold) Walking Talking Stereotypes (Alabama Dan/Hobo Joe(X))
5. Spunk (12:36 - Rear Naked Choke) Biff Mongo

10.22.06 - Spunk Pro

2006-10-22T22:20:00.000-04:00

10.22.06 - Basketball City (NY City - 1,244 fans)

*Note; I've been extremely strapped for time. Excuse the brevity of this, but I just felt compelled to get something, anything up.*

Tonight was a huge night for Spunk Pro wrestling, making its New York City debut in a stuffy building that ROH runs in once in a while. A few fans passed out, citing lack of airflow because the building is a giant balloon, but we don't really care. Thomas Fiero and his lackey-bastards from the Wrestle Wars team were in the lobby passing out WRESTLE WARS memorabillia cups of water to help out the fans, attempting to win them over. Biff Mongo was running around trying to hype the fans up, and ended up looking like a fucking tool most of the time. It would be an understatement to say that most of these cups of water ended up on Mongo, Coogan and Kickass. Fiero grabbed a cameraman and said tonight he'd face the toughest man he could find in Spunk Pro, a champion, a true legend, and that he'd grace the Spunk Pro ring with his amazing prescence. Then some kid threw a cup at his head.

The first few matches went as advertised, proving to be tough contests and really keeping the fans energized and getting them to 'feel' the show. Can ya feel dat? Mr. T faced off with the thorn in his side; Johnny Jett, coming out alone. Bobo Gomez no longer swearing affiliation to him, and Lester nowhere to be found. Mr. T dominated Jett, with Jett only getting a few cheap shots in here and there, but Mr. T's overwhelming strength and emotion kept him firmly in charge. Mr. T finally was going for a powerbomb on the already ravaged Johnny Jett when Jett flipped over, and in a scene that reminded fans of Dante Black/Lord Vermin, Jett flipped over into a sunset flip, and after taking a tremendous beating scored the 1, 2, 3 on Mr. T! After the match, Jett had a run-in with Thomas R. Fiero (AKA -- THE RAT) backstage, with the Jet Girls on each arm, and Billy Hollywood following close behind, in a smart looking skirt/suit jacket ensemble. Yeah, I don't know.

Johnny Jett offered his hand to Fiero, and said he 'feels for him' and would love to 'do lunch' sometime. The Jet Girls were all over Fiero, who looked quite pleased at this, as Billy Hollywood, who introduced himself as "B. J. Hollywood, Esquire" offered a business card to Fiero. Jett expressed an interest in a 'joint project' between himself and Fiero, saying he thought VWA was 'cute' and would love to work on having Fiero produce his 'Untitled Johnny Jett Rock-U-Mentary' on his life and quest to being a heavyweight champion film star. Yeah, what? On the otherside of the arena, apparently Mr. T stormed out, dejected and rambling.

The Russians aren't coming, they are here! Supercomrade knocks out Hobo Joe to capture the Spunk Pro tag championship in what was a very surprising turn of events. What we got next, was a treat for fans of brawls as Paddy Baker defended his Mid-Continental Championship against his rival, Sean Gabriel. What we got was a sick, 20+ minute brawl, with Gabriel busting Baker open with a few sick headbutts mid-way through the match. After it became clear to both men the other wasn't going to go down easily, frustration began to grow. In their past encounters we've seen Gabriel already wrestling in the night, and then taking on a fresh Paddy Baker and losing in over 30 minutes in what was a classic in SECW. Then we saw Baker get knocked out of the ring with Gabriel getting a count out victory that he seemed less than pleased with. At the 23 minute point Gabriel dragged Baker to the outside, grinding his bloody head along the guard rail, then slugging him a few times in the forehead. The ref is counting as Gabriel has a Camel Clutch on Baker!! He is trying to wear Baker down and I guess forcibly get him counted out?! What is he thinking? Baker is biting Gabriel's hand! Gabriel is screaming out as he lets go, both men standing up as Baker is still biting! Gabriel with a thumb to the eye! He goes to whip Baker into the rail, Baker reverses with a drop toe hold that drops Gabriel throat-first onto the barrier! 17... 18... Baker up, and he dashes into the ring as Gabriel grasps for air.... 19... Gabriel jumps for the apron and is trying to claw himself in, as Baker is calling for him to come on... 20! Gabriel has been counted out!

A huge, heated 6-man tag is slated to be our main event -- Vio-Gun, YUSUKE, Shogo and Spunk facing off with the Wrestle Wars team of Captain Kickass, Red Coogan and Biff Mongo. The fans are all over the Wrestle Wars team, as the Spunk Pro team is fighting their hearts out. Wyatt McKidd and Thomas R. Fiero stuck their noses into the match, causing enough of a distraction to have Shogo get peppered with rights and lefts from Kickass and to set up the Kodiak Clutch for the tap out! The two teams didn't stop there, as they brawled about the arena, amidst the chaos, Fiero makes his way into the ring, and announces his opponent, a champion, a legend, a true warrior -- FPN Undisputed Champion, Dink... Dink!? What.. the.. This little fucking rat, does he think this is funny? GLASS BREAKS! Dink is out, bah gawd capri suns in hand as he is trying to break one open, and Mongo from behind with a hockey stick! He drags the 15 year old into the ring, and Fiero is just playing around with him as we call for the bell. Dink is fighting back with his childish redneck fury, but Fiero proving to be a foil to this! The 6 men are still brawling around ringside, as Fiero is shouting to Wyatt to make sure he is getting the "American Beauty shot" of Dink, whatever the hell that means! Tommy Fie-err.. Thomas fucking R. Fiero is mugging for the camera, he turns around -- STUNNER! STUNNER! BAH GAWD STUNNER! HE NAILS IT! BACK STYLE PIN! 1!!! 2!! 2.999!! Dink going up top for the w@nToN b@mBe!! Wyatt up on the apron, shaking the ropes as Fiero gets up, Dink is wobbly! YUSUKE with a kneel kick taking Wyatt down, but he hits the ropes! dink goes flying! FIERO CATCHES HIM WITH A FUCKING ACE CRUSHER IN MID AIR!! THE CUT!!! He makes a cocky cover! 1!!! 2!! 3!! FIERO JUST STOLE ONE! FIERO JUST STOLE A PIN ON A POOR, DEFENSELESS BOY! THIS IS PATHETIC! He is standing over him, foot on his chest as his camera crew focuses on him doing the "Titanic" pose on Dink's chest, as the arena around him has broke into absolute chaos!

...While we hate him, this ending is somewhat metaphoric! DAMN THIS PRETENTION TO HELL! THIS IS PRO-WRESTLING, NOT POST-MODERN FICTION!

1. Power CHUCK (15:33 - Powervice) Tom Johnson
2. Brad Wolf (20:07 - Powerslam) Bobo Gomez
3. Johnny Jett (20:24 - Sunset Flip) Mr. T
4. Spunk Pro Tag Team Championship: Comarades (Aris/Super Comrade(O)) (15:49 - KO) WTST (Alabama Dan/Hobo Joe(X)) (C)
5. Mid-Continental Championship: Paddy Baker (C) (23:27 - Count Out) Sean Gabriel
6. Wrestle Wars (Kickass/Coogan(O)/Mongo) (25:26 - Kodiak Clutch) Vio-Gun (Spunk/YUSUKE/Shogo(X))
7. Thomas R. Fiero (3:00 - cUT!!) dink

Spunk Pro 10.4.06 - Riot II

2006-10-04T22:31:00.000-04:00

Spunk Pro 10.4.06 - RI Indoor Sports Arena (1,233 fans)

Welcome folks to a hot night of SPUNK PRO WRESTLING ACTION! As always, we here at Spunk Pro are here to deliver the hottest pro-wrestling action to you, the fan of professional wrestling as the Spunk Pro International Championship is up for grabs! The young supernova YUSUKE faces off against one of his 3 mentors; Manakuro Marakuso in what should be an epic bout. Marakuso the first ever Spunk Pro International champion, and last time we saw him he was tapping out to one of YUSUKE's jujigatames! On top of that we have Jesus X facing off with 001's new partner, 002, Bobo "T" Gomez facing off against the UNDEFEATED HAVOK and a hell of a lot more here from Spunk Pr--OH WHAT THE HELL! Its that rat-fink-wolf-bastard Tommy Fie-err.. THOMAS R. FUCKING FIERO! What is he doing here? You'd think after what happened at the last show he'd know better, but there he is, megaphone in hand, on top of a moon-shaped stage shouting about the ECLIPSE invasion and the heroic Valiant Underground trying to sell tickets to that soon-to-be box-office flop 'Wrestle Wars!' There is Biff Mongo and some fucking Moon Robot Demon-thingy handing out fliers and free tickets to the premier! This humble reporter is proud to say Spunk Pro fans are taking acception to this, as the ones in the know seem to be ripping up the passes, but Captain Kickass, Red Coogan and a few other of his goons seem to be forcing these upon people.

Well, the first match is underway, as we cut away from the mob scene just outside the doors to the arena, we are told our security is trying to do something about this, but anyway... Ken Hunt faces off with Spunk in the opening match, a rare chance for a Young Dragon to get a chance to face the champion, and Spunk looks pissed! Wait, we are just getting word now that D has shown up tonight with his arm in a sling, that his shoulder was torqued by Captain Kickass's Whatever-the-hell-he-wants-to-call-it Clutch last show! Doctors have told him he has a torn tendon in his shouler and blew out his rotator cuff. Spunk is fighting with a fire tonight against this young guy, as he is just beating the shit out of him! Hunt in the corner and Spunk is continually kicking him in the face, and the ref has called for the bell... Hunt is in a bloody heap, as Spunk holds the title up, calls out Fiero and grabs a towel to help clean up the young Hunt as he helps him to his feet and raises his hand. But you gotta wonder what is going through his mind, as he knows Fiero and his goons are just outside the door, and that his young protege is out for god know's how long!

Next up we have Bobo "T" Gomez facing off against the undefeated machine Havok! Wait, is that... Seamus McFadden!? In stripes. God, I know stripes are supposed to be flattering to fat people, but McFadden looks like an overstuffed, stumpy, balding zebra with a green belt. This is just embarassing, as he is apparently imposing his will on the WWA officials and claiming the former commisioner of Pro-Wrestling WILD. Wait a minute, Bobo "T" Gomez is coming out in his old attire, the blue jeans and torn prison shirt, no gold chains.. Whats going on here? Bobo corrects our esteemed announcer, Asstaco that he is no longer Bobo "T" Gomez, but simply Bobo Gomez! What the... Hell, Havok attacks from behind! Half Nelson suplex connects! What followed was a brawl that tore the house down, Bobo Gomez reverting to his former smashmouth style, with less of a focus on the suplexes and saving youth centers. Sorry YMCA, fuck off its hobo smashin' time! Bobo seems to be building up to finishing him off with the Muso, but Havok is just too tough. Its rights and lefts, suplexes and other insanity as we are building to a head here! Bobo fighting off the Blackout, and Havok turning the Muso into a few well-placed elbows to the head. Gomez with a nasty series of chops, as Havok is just taking it -- NORTHERN LIGHTS BOMB! And He looks for the cover, but seems too tired to make it... McFadden pulls him over! 1! 2! 3! fast count! Its over! McFadden raises Havok's hand, as he looks on in disbelief. It looks like he is willing to take this though, as he staggers up and looks down at Bobo and smiles, McFadden raising his hand. McFadden offers him his hand, and he takes it! The crowd is all over him, bah gawd has he made a deal with the devil!?

We'll give you a report on those bastards from I guess what was the VWA, if that really was at all anywhere near real, the Hollywood bastards. They are still there, arguing with security, causing a near-riot on the outside! The police are coming out there and asking them to leave... This is not pretty, well, back to the arena! Its not worth giving these guys TV time! The Young Guns of Tom Johnson and the Spunk Pro Jr Champ Wataru Araya face off with OdZ's Power CHUCK and DEMOS! DEMOS wants Wataru, Wataru wants to keep his respect and his title, but he can't sit back anymore and let DEMOS run wild -- it has to stop. DEMOS and CHUCK really take it to these young guys, as RUINER watches, with his cast on his arm. A sickening crack is heard later on in the bout as CHUCK and DEMOS distract the ref and RUINER cracks Araya over the head with his cast! It looks like he is out! DEMOS applies a surfboard of sorts, and CHUCK is wailing away on him, the ref steps in and it looks like he is out! Giant pull apart ensues now as the Young Guns and OdZ face off, we have officials out here to restore order. Next up Jesus X earned a tough-fought victory over the newcomer 002. This match was to deliver a message to 001 that he was ready to reap his revenge on him! It was 2 Final Cuts followed by the Sign of the X that finished him off. Jesus X feigned like he was going to tear his mask off, but 001 made the save, which brought out more officials (lots of them tonight, apparently) and 001 absolutely decimated them! Chokeslams for all! Jesus X is backing off as Judas and Imago are helping him to the back.

This leads us to the reason we have a packed house here -- the main event! Manakuro Marakuso's challenge for the Spunk Pro International Championship, challenging his young pupil in his first defense! What we saw was nothing less than an astonishing display of matwork and heart. Marakuso starts the match off dominating the former amatuer-wrestler YUSUKE on the mat, while young YUSUKE attempts to regain control. Marakuso's arm is wrapped up from the armbar the other night, which apparently really hurt him. This was the opening he needed, as a wakigatame catches him and puts him in a bad way! The rest of the match is worked around Marakuso trying to recompose himself while YUSUKE tries to rip his mentor's arm apart bit by bit. Marakuso trying to make his comeback with a series of leg kicks and he goes for the enzuiguri -- ducked! YUSUKE with a juji! Juji! He has it locked in, but Marakuso makes it to the ropes! The fans are going wild for this hot SPUNK PRO ACTION, as both men make their way to their feet. YUSUKE with a series of right and left shoudas, a few mid-kicks and a knee to Marakuso's face! Marakuso is going down, but YUSUKE catches him - MAXIMUM GERMAN SUPLEX!! 1........ 2...........2.999999! YUSUKE floats over -- hizajujigatame! He has him in the knee bar, but Marakuso rolls into it and has his shoulders down!! 1!! 2!! NO! The fans are roaring now, as Marakuso is calling for the finish.. He has him in a Cobra Twist, and takes him to the mat!! 1!!! 2!! YUSUKE GETS THE JUJI LOCKED IN!! This has to be it! This has to be it! Marakuso is screaming out in pain as he has it fully extended, this has to be it! The fans are going nuts, and Marakuso cuts back into a cradle! 1! 2! NO! The roof is about to blow off of the RI Indoor Sports Arena! Marakuso looking to lock in the Dragon Sleeper, but YUSUKE with a few kicks to the temple! He lets go, staggers up as YUSUKE rushes at him, looking for the YU-Bomber, he ducks, goes behind! Full nelson applied, he is going for the Dragon Suplex! YUSUKE won't go up, he is fighting it, but he has him almost over! Elbows him in his bad arm! He drops him -- OVERHEAD KICK! YUSUKE quickly floats over and applies the jujigatame! Marakuso tries to fight it, but there is nowhere to go! He taps! He taps! YUSUKE retains! YUSUKE RETAINS!

YUSUKE and Marakuso stand together in the ring, Marakuso favoring his arm as he raises YUSUKE's hand, the ref presenting him the title! Tears fill YUSUKE's eyes, as he has defeated his mentor in a fantastic bout, proven his heart is full of gold! YUSUKE celebrates -- wait! WHAT THE -- FIERO!? FIERO IN THE RING! HE NAILS THE WHAMMY BAR, THE CUT!! WHATEVER THE HELL IT IS ON THE EXHAUSTED YUSUKE! YUSUKE down! Wait, some of his goons are around the ring with a camera! Jonas McKidd has a clip board with him as he is taking notes, and this is just disgusting! Coogan in the ring and he nails a backdrop on the exhausted Marakuso! McKidd in the ring as Tommy Fie-err, Thomas R. Fiero, that fucking rat fink piece of pretentious trash is out there barking orders, saying he wants it framed better! Framed better?! This is pro-fucking-wrestling, not some fucking film shoot! McKidd is laying the boots into YUSUKE, as he is repositioning him to Tommy's calls, Tommy is yelling something about Martin Scorsese, yelling he wants a 'Cape Fear' shot. CAPE FEAR!? THIS IS PRO-WRESTLING! THIS IS SPUNK PRO WRESTLING! SPUNK PRO! SPUNK -- ITS SPUNK! Spunk in the ring, he is cleaning house! Goes for a high kick on Jonas, but he rolls out of the ring. Spunk points at Tommy, he throws the Spunk Pro Championship down and points at it, and then at Tommy, and the fans are going wild! They want this to happen, they want Fiero to get his due! Tommy moves towards the ring, but then backs out, claiming he is an artist, not some layman. He gets on the mic and says he wants that title, saying it would make for a good hood ornament! That rat bastard! He is just using this industry, this industry that was built by the boys in the back and their respect for this business, he is using it to promote some shitty movie! Nobody wants to fight the champ, Spunk looks like he is leaving, and he catches a view of Kickass! Kickass blindsides him! It looks like we have an impromptu match underway! This is an all out brawl, with Fiero's guys on one side of the ring, and Spunk Pro guys on the otherside! Its a fuckin' lumberjack match of sorts! Spunk is just laying into Kickass here, letting out all of his agression on Kickass's face! Things are looking bleak, but Kickass gets him on theoutside, and Fiero and McKidd with the cheap shots on him! Wait! YUSUKE diving off the ring steps with a kneel kick taking them all out! Its all out havok (not the wrassler) in here! Fans are clawing at Fiero! Spunk back in, but he is hurt! Kickass with what looks like a loaded fist -- RIGHT TO THE FACE! Spunk is busted wide open here, and Kickass looks to be in firm control! Kickass with a Freedomplex! The Freedomplex on Spunk! 1!!!!! 2!!!!!! 2.9999! He barely gets out! The fans are going mental, the arena is going insane! Fiero is starting to try to flee again, but the fans aren't letting him go! Kickass with a series of rights and lefts on Spunk, he is going for another Freedomple it looks! Things look bleak! INSIDE CRADLE!! 1!!! 2!!! 3!! Spunk with the win! Spunk has defeated Kickass! Kickass looks like he just shit his pants, as Fiero is screaming at him that he ruined his shot! Spunk up and he nails Kickass with a kick to the head! Kickass goes down! Spunk dives out at Fiero! Both sides have converged and its mayhem at ringside! We gotta go, but this is insanity! YUSUKE just nailed Jonas McKidd with the camera! WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME, GET THEM BASTARDS!

*Fade*

1. Spunk (:32 - Ref Stop) Ken Hunt
2. Havok (20:43 - Northern lights Bomb) Bobo Gomez
3. OdZ (DEMOS(O)/Power CHUCK) (16:04 - Surfboard Stretch) Young Guns (Wataru Araya(X)/Tom Johnson)
4. Jesus X (13:03 - Sign of the X) 002
5. Spunk Pro International Championship: YUSUKE (C) (17:56 - Jujigatame) Manakuro Marakuso
6. Spunk (16:51 - Inside Cradle) Captain Kickass

Spunk Pro - 9.26.06 - SPUNK PRO ARENA INVASION

2006-10-01T00:59:00.000-04:00

Spunk Pro - 9.26.06 - Spunk Pro Arena (934 fans)

It was an eventful night in the Spunk Pro arena, as we have a scheduled MAIN EVENT Spunk Pro Championship match between Spunk and D, plus much much more! The show started off with DEMOS taking it to the young Hector Casas, making short work of him with a Pedigree -> SIDS Clutch. He was quick to call out Araya again, who didn't show yet again. DEMOS claimed when he finally go this hands on him, he'd destroy him and take his title. Johnny Jett once again proved himself in the ring, this time in a match with the former Spunk Pro International PHENOM, Bobo "T" Gomez. Jett took Gomez to the very limits, almost going a full 30 with the former champ. Both men let it all hang out, but the arrogant Jett finished off Bobo with a running stomp that he calls the Red Carpet Stomp and a quick pin for the 3. He called out Mr. T after the match, only for Mr. T to come out with Lester. There were words exchanged, only for Billy Hollywood to back up Jett, and whisper something in his ear. This led to Jett dropping a bomb onto the Spunk Pro Arena fans; he claims that Mr. T is indeed NOT REALLY MR. T. The arena went dead silent, as Mr. T stood with his fists clenched. Lester looked at Mr. T in disbelief, and slowly backed away as Mr. T did his best to explain to him. DRAMA!

The VIOLENCE team of YUSUKE and Shogo Otsuka met up with their mentor Marakuso and his new pupil Ken Hunt in what was a great tag team contest. YUSUKE really took it to Marakuso, as he wanted to send a clear message to his mentor that he was ready for his challenge. It took the arena by surprise when YUSUKE reversed a Ground Cobra Twist into a jujigatame for the Spunk Pro head trainer and President to be forced to tap out to the young sensation! The two shook hands, as Marakuso pointed to the title that he made popular in Spunk Pro's infancy, and motioned that next time he'd come out victorious.

The Red Scare has officially hit Spunk Pro, as Aris the MONSTER from Communist Russia took it to Hobo Joe. It was a scary sight to behold as he tossed Joe around like a rag doll before locking in the Iron Claw, slamming him down and holding it for the ref to stop the match. This caused a giant pull apart between the WTST DX (Dan/Joe/Dink) and the Nuevo Russians (Supercomrade/Shakin' Comrade/Aris), where blood was shed and Dink hit a few STUNNERZ~! After giving a ref a stunner he called for a Capri Sun, which he once again struggled with the straw, this time bending the straw, rendering it useless in the consuming of his delicious fruity juice blend, causing him to just tear it open with his teeth, spilling Capri Sun all over himself, which we were told sexually aroused Pete Batfarti who was watching in the back, oiling himself up (for god knows what reason, he wasn't booked at all) when officials found him.

This brings us to the co-main events, as Sean Gabriel defended his WILD International Championship against the contender Brad Wolf. It was as you'd imagine from the two a wild brawl, with Paddy Baker in his patented SHIRT looking on with a stern look on his face. Wolf is known for his rights and lefts, as well as his amatuer wrestling background. If anything, Wolf is a prototype pro-wrestler, with a boxing, wrestling and military background who can adjust to just about any situation. That being said, Sean Gabriel is, well, Sean Gabriel. Surly as he is crafty and sneaky, he made sure the bring the pain with the aid of Seamus at ringside. Seamus's cane came into play as Seamus distracted ref MDK and Sean clocked Wolf over the head with it. Much to his shagrin, Wolf kicks out and makes a rally! Rights, lefts, rights, lefts! Wolf is on fire! Wolf going for a reverse DDT on Sean, but Sean drops to his knees -- LOW BLOW! Wolf is staggering around holding his balls -- INSIDE CRADLE!! 1!! 2! 3!! GABRIEL JUST STOLE THAT ONE! Sean points to his head as he holds the title up high, then leaning over the ropes and exchanging words with Baker, who tried to jump the guard rail but was restrained by security, letting Sean spit on him and Seamus get a cheap shot in with his cane! Yeah, that was crazy.

This leads us to our main event of the ev... What? TOMMY FIE--ERR.. Thomas R. Fiero, with Wyatt and two thugs, Captain Kickass and Red Coogan sporting red and blue attired, pushing fans out of the way as Tommy Fie-err.. Thomas R. Fiero makes his way into the ring. Honestly, we feel no need to transcribe for you, the fan the shit spewing from Tommy Fie--errr... Thats Thomas R. Fiero's mouth, as it was all just mindless shill for his WRESTLE WARS film that is due out soon. The basic gyst is as all of you could guess, Tommy Fie--err, damnit! Thomas R. Fiero wants you to go see his new film, and believes that time would be much better spent watching his new film than watching some boring Spunk Pro Title match. The drama, the action, the sex, the violence in WRESTLE WARS should be enough to entertain, in his words, 'Even the most normal of Spunk Pro fans.' Needless to say, this brought out the champ. The crowd is livid now, as Spunk comes out wearing the title proudly and telling Fiero to get the fuck out of the Spunk Pro ring, unless he wants a fight. Tommy Fie--err GOD FUCKING DAMNIT! Thomas R. Fiero. Thomas R. Fiero replied that he'd bring it, then spit on the Spunk Pro Championship (OH NO YOU DIDNT!), which led Spunk to charge at him, only to be held back by the two hired goons in Kickass and Coogan. It was 4 on 1 on Spunk, with Tommy Fie--ERR, fuck. OK YOU KNOW HIS FUCKING NAME BY NOW, THOMAS R. FIERO GETTING IN CHEAP SHOTS ON THE CHAMP! Wait! Its D! D, the contender is out now, and Tommy Fier--err, fuck it! Tommy Fiero backs down like the pretentious pussy he is, taking his boy Wyatt with him, and it looks like we have an impromptu tag match on our hands! ECW! ECW! EC--err.. Yeah, no. The heat for this match was off the charts, as we saw what we thought was the impossible of the invaders taking out the win as Kickass uses the Super Combat Clutch on D for the tapout while Coogan has Spunk locked in a bearhug and Tommy, yes Tommy fucking Fiero, that rat is outside the ring peppering him with cheapshots! The match is over, but Kickass won't let go of the hold, nor will Coogan and Tommy and Wyatt are going to town on the champ! Somebody has to stop this! Wait! Its YUSUKE and Shogo! VIOLENCE! A backfist from Shogo takes Wyatt down! Tommy, Tommy that rat heads for the hills as YUSUKE kicks Kickass right in the fucking face, busting his nose! Kickass and YUSUKE going at it! Slaps vs fists! YUSUKE with a kneel kick and Kickass rolls to the outside as Coogan grabs him and they retreat! The fans are in a frenzy, a few have jumped the barriers and they are trying to hold Tommy Fie--errr, Thomas R. Piece of Shit Fiero back and destroy the whole gang, but security is doing their best here, and now the police are here to break this up! INSANITY!

1. DEMOS (10:33 - SIDS Clutch) Hector Casas
2. Johnny Jett (27:47 - Red Carpet Stomp) Bobo "T" Gomez
3. VIOLENCE (YUSUKE(O)/Shogo Otsuka) (24:54 - Jujigatame) Manakuro Marakuso(X)/Ken Hunt
4. Aris (12:04 - Iron Claw) Hobo Joe
5. WILD International Championship: Sean Gabriel(C) (16:08 - Inside Cradle) Brad Wolf
6. Captain Kickass(O)/Red Coogan (14:09 - Super Combat Clutch) Spunk/D(X)

WWA Round-Up - 9.20.06

2006-09-20T16:55:00.000-04:00

Spunk Pro
In a press confrence today, Manakuro Marakuso announced at the next show Spunk will be defending the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship against his student, D. D had asked for a shot before, and after defeating Mr. T in a tag bout this week has proven to Spunk that he is deserving for a shot at the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship. This bout will take place on the newly printed Spunk Pro mat, and should be quite a contest.

Spunk Pro reporters caught up with YUSUKE, the new Spunk Pro International Champion who was in high spirits earlier in the week after his grueling bout with Bobo "T" Gomez. YUSUKE "feels strong" and "can't wait to prove he deserves this belt." He also claimed he would defend it against anybody and prove that he is ready to be a champion. When asked who he'd like to defend against, he said he'd like to meet the "four pillars" of his career -- Manakuro Marakuso, Ti'en Yangisawa, Shogo Otsuka and Spunk, the four men who had a hand in training him, as well as been mentors and friends to him. Marakuso quickly accepted and said they'd meet in the ring very soon. YUSUKE also said he'd like to prove he is the true ace of this generation, and would like to have a match with Eddie Swan, as well as issued a stern warning towards the Rude Boys, claiming Roodie's 'fluke' win over him a few weeks ago in WILD was nothing more than a fluke, and if Roodie would like to step up, he'd prove it.

Johnny Jett cut a quick interview, with the Jet Girls in tow, saying that he shocked the world going 60 along with his Hollywood advisor, Billy Hollywood against the legendary T-Team. He said that he will be facing the now former Spunk Pro International Champion, Bobo "T" Gomez, and that if Bobo wins, he'll call off the destruction of Mr. T and the T-Team. But if he wins, he will continue to prove to the world that The T-Team isn't what they say they are, especially Mr. T. Its unclear still what Jett is getting at, but from his debut performance it is clear that Jett is completely serious about his advance on Spunk Pro and the T-Team.

Evo-MAX

Reporters attempted to catch up to LRI, only to be scared off. Fat Lip careened by our reporters in his Benz, with Stuart Robinson and VD Dod aboard, with only the shouts of 'REVENGE!' being heard as they drove by. Clearly LRI are upset about losing their Trios titles to the Young Dragons at the debut Evo-MAX show.

OdZ members DEMOS and RUINER caught up with reporters, and kept it brief, with RUINER sporting his cast that he earned at the hands of Shogo Otsuka a few weeks ago in Spunk Pro, breaking his arm in 2 places. DEMOS kept it short, saying the WWA Light-Heavyweight Championship would be his, and that Jun Mochizuki will just be another stepping-stone to OdZ domination! He also called out Wataru Araya in the Spunk Pro ring, claiming unless he steps up and defends the Spunk Pro Junior Title against him, more innocent blood will be shed.

Interview with Sean Gabriel

"Hello folks, this is Matthew J. Haddes here with WILD International Heavyweight Champion Sean Gabriel and as always, Seamus McFadden," Haddes says as the scene fades up, him holding a WWA microphone as Gabriel stands wearing a leather jacket with the WILD International Heavyweight Championship slung over his shoulder. Gabriel adjusts the title as Seamus laughs and twirls his cane. "So, gentlemen, good to have you here..."

"Of course, the pleasure is indeed all ours," McFadden snarls. "I'd just like to say, on behalf of Sean Ga--"

"Bow out, Seamus," Sean says gravely, as he steps in front of Seamus and stares into the camera. "Paddy Baker." He clears his throat, as he stares intently into the camera. "Paddy bloody Baker!"

"What did you... Sean, my lad," Seamus stops as he stares at Sean.

"Seamus... This don't concern you," he continues staring into the camera. "This here is between Baker and me-self. Baker, you wanna come out and headbutt a bloke after having a grueling contest against the best SECW can offer?" He motions with his arms around him, the title sliding off his shoulder slightly, only for him to catch it and readjust it. "You want to come out and save the Mid-Continental Championship by finally defending that blood thing after sitting on it to fuck 'round with Moon Demons and Zombies?" Sean spits on the ground, then looks back into the camera. "Old man, you signed your bloody death warrant.

"I used to look up to you, used to watch you on the tele busting noses of yanks and makin' all us proud back in the homeland. Look at you now! Look at what you are now, just another bloody yank in green tights playing fuckin' World Defender against bloody martians and..."

"Moon Demons, actually the whole ECLIPSE emp..." Haddes buts in, only for Sean to give him a cold stare.

"I didn't blood well ask for any yank opinion on these here matters!" Haddes cowers as Sean looks back into the camera. "Now Paddy Baker is just some bloody bus driver kickin' back a few pints after a hard days work who got a call from some bloody yank to make a bloody mockery of our sport! You parading 'round with a title that used 'ta mean everything!" He pulls the title down and cradles it in his hands. "Now, now I got mah own bloody championship, one that has a history and prestige all its own! One that..."

"Prestige?" Haddes breaks in again, as Sean stares him down, Haddes cowers but continues. "People who've held that include William Shatner, deMun..."

"CAN YOU CUT THE SHIT WITH THE BLOODY MOON DEMONS ALREADY!? I don't bloody well care who held this before I did, what bloody hell matters is I hold it now and am the greatest champion the world has ever seen!" Sean is breathing heavily as Seamus places his hand on his shoulder.

"Sean, me lad," he raps him on the head with his cane. "Calm yourself, me laddie, we'll make a fool of him yet. Let me take care of everything."

"Oh, let you take care of everything? Why in the bloody hell should I after you let him attack me and hit me in the bloody face with his ugly mug?" Seamus is taken aback, as Sean brushes him off. "You know what I did after I lost to Paddy Baker on Sunday? Huh? Do ya?" Haddes cowers again as Sean gets in his face. "So you wanna know or what you bloody wanker?"

"Um.. Yes?"

"Of course you do!" He screams in his face, as tears start to flow down Haddes' rosey red cheeks. "I went out an' found the first bloody wrasslin' show I could find and beat the bloody hell outta whatever wanker I could find. I went to East Buttfuck Wrestling and..."

"East.. Buttfuck Wrestling!? Where the hell is that?" Haddes looks at him, confused.

"Right next to bloody West Buttfuck, christ! You yanks ain't got much in the way of brains now do ya? Where the bloody fuck would East Buttfuck be but next to West Buttfuck!" He sighs and shakes his head. "So I went an' beat the bloody pulp outta somebody, their best guy an' ripped his goddamned head off with my Emerald Busta."

"Ripped his head off?" Haddes questions.

"Ripped his bloody head off! They had to call the bloody ambulance to come an' sow it back on, only for me to punch it right the fuck off again! Paddy Baker! You think you can just jump right back in and prove you are a man, well Sean Gabriel is here to make you pay for all your bullshit an' show you what a real Irishm'n is! You got the balls you can come down to the next Spunk Pro show, where I'll beat the bloody pulp outta Brad Wolf and defend my title, the real title of the world, an' make an example in frontta your face!" He growls as he walks off, leaving Seamus and Haddes behind.

"Now if you'll excuse us," Seamus nods at Haddes, who nods back and smiles, only for Seamus to bop him on the head with the cane.

"Ow!"

Spunk Pro 9.17.06

2006-09-17T19:20:00.000-04:00

Spunk Pro 9.17.06 - Knights of Columbus Hall (Warwick, RI -- 433 fans)

Spunk Pro ran a Sunday Night Rally at the Knights of Columbus Hall in scenic Warwick, RI, the fans crowded in and packed the building to capacity. There were whispers the show might get shut down due to over-filling the Hall, but apparently Marakuso took care of the fine visiting officers and our show started without a hitch. Havok gains a huge, huge, huge win over Brad Wolf, who has seemingly fallen on hard times of late, losing to YUSUKE and now to the machine, Havok. It was standard Havok fare of deadly fisticuffs, a few well placed suplexes and that Blackout Cobra Hold that sent Wolf to sleep. Travis Wilkes challenged DEMOS next, in a fun back and forth match that saw the fans all over DEMOS for his cheating wayz~! OdZ was at ringside, and the finish of the match saw RUINER nail Wilkes with his cast and DEMOS using the SIDS Clutch to put him away. DEMOS made a challenge to Wataru Araya, but Araya was not as this show, so OdZ just laid a beatdown into Wilkes until they grew tired of him, with DEMOS holding a bloodied Wilkes up to the camera and telling Araya that he is coming for him and his title, and this is what he has to look forward to.

The Walking Talking Stereotypes attained DELUXE levels tonight when Dink as DiNk Awz10 joined them to be the ultimate hillbilly team, as they faced off with the evil Komrades! Hobo Joe stuffed his hand down his pants and was apparently fondling himself, or collecting ball-sweat or something like that, then shoved his fingers down Super ~~jew~~Comrade's throat until he was forced to tap out. This only enraged Aris, who comes up from behind and nails a sick throwing German Suplex on him, which brings out the refs and officials to clean up this mess. Jesus and Imago made an open challenge to 001, claiming that Jesus wants to be through with him before he rises to the top again. In a weird change of events, 001 came out, as well as a man in a similar mask and a green/black bodysuit, whom we were informed calls himself 002. To say he made an impressive debut would be an understatement, as he unleashed a series of punches and suplexes that rivaled the best, and finished off Imago with a Cattle Mutilation!

Spunk teamed up with D to face the very stiff competition of the T-Team. Spunk had stated before the match whomever got the pinfall in this match would make a worthy contender for his Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship, so the incentive was there on all fronts. Mr. T once again was the victim, this time to D's lariat, as Lester looked furious at Mr. T for not tagging out again, as he saw this as a chance to rush at the title. Our main event saw the young sensation YUSUKE square off with another T-Team member, Bobo "T" Gomez, the long-reigning Spunk Pro International Champion, who will defend against YUSUKE. It was a brutal bout, with neither man pulling any punches (well, suplexes in Bobo's case, and shoudas in YUSUKE's). YUSUKE's offense didn't seem to be enough to really take Bobo down, as YUSUKE had to rely on his technique to take him down and twist his leg to the point of hyperextension, causing him to tap out, crowning YUSUKE the new champion!

YUSUKE was emotional after the match as he held the title up high, with Spunk coming into the ring to pose with him, as both champions celebrated in front of the crowd, sending them home extremely happy.

1. Havok (5:44 - Blackout) Brad Wolf
2. DEMOS (14:22 - SIDS Clutch) Travis Wilkes
3. WTST Deluxe (Alabama Dan/Hobo Joe(O)/DiNk Awz10) (21:08 - Deepthroatin') Komrades (Super Comrade(X)/Shakin' Comrade/Aris)
4. 001/002(O) (22:17 - Cattle Mutilation) Ministry (Jesus X/Imago X(X))
5. Spunk/D(O) (18:19 - Lariat) T-Team (Mr. T(X)/Lester "T" Bourbon)
6. Spunk Pro International Championship: YUSUKE (22:12 - Hizajujigatame) Bobo "T" Gomez (C)

Spunk Pro - 9.12.06

2006-09-13T18:49:00.000-04:00

Spunk Pro - 9.12.06 - Seekonk Memorial Hall, Seekonk, Ma. (2,066 fans - NO VACANCY)

Spunk Pro comes to you live from Seekonk, Mass with a stacked card, ready for your digesting pleasure! We have a packed show for you tonight, as we'll have a WILD International Championship defense as Sean Gabriel will defend against Lee Stone, on top of that we have an Evo-MAX Offer Battle Royal and Spunk will defend the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship for the first time against Alabama Dan in what should be a violent bout! The show starts off as Havok makes his Spunk Pro debut. Havok debuted in RevX and made an impact early on, as to this day he is undefeated in competition, and looks unstoppable! His first test in Spunk Pro is none other than the vet Goat Banga, and Havok showed more signs of struggle accordingly, as his first challenge seemed worthy. Goat Banga's deviant-like offense phased Havok a few times, but Havok's lethal rights and lefts, a pair of Half Nelson Suplexes and a Blackout was enough to score him his first victory in Spunk Pro, keeping his flawless record intact.

The next match was a battle royal which was offered by the new off-shoot of Evo-MAX, which focuses on high-octane pro-wrestling and has delivered in their first show! The competitors are a mix of established stars that Spunk Pro and WILD fans will be familiar with, as well as Fat Lip and the debut in Spunk Pro of a youngster from Mexico, Hector Casas. The match moved along quickly, as the ring began to empty out at the 10 minute mark, as youngster Tom Johnson ducked a flying lariat from Jun Mochizuki and backdropped him outside of the ring, eliminating him! Travis Wilkes pulled a book from Dink's playbook on him (while he is stomping around acting like Steve Austin) by using his Lightning Cradle to eliminate Dink early on. Dink didn't want to accept his defeat as the refs were pulling him out and in an act of rebellion gave ref MDK a STUNNz0R!!! He calls for the time keeper to toss him something -- is that a beer?!? Wait, that is a Capri Sun! Dink pulls the straw out and starts trying to jab it into the hole, unsuccessful (c'mon, its a fucking Capri Sun) before he just turns it upside down and jabs the straw into it, tips it upside down and squirts juice into his mouth! Soon after Fat Lip went on a spree, quickly dumping Tom Johnson over the ropes, and then pulling the ropes down on a charging Travis Wilkes to send him flying. DEMOS caught him and set him up for a Pedigree, but was too close to the ropes and ate a backbody drop that landed him in ELIMINATION STREET, USA (no relation to BADSTREET, USA, sadly). This left 3; Shogo Otsuka, Fat Lip and newcomer Hector Casas. Hector and Shogo teamed up on Fat Lip and after a battle was able to eliminate him, much to his shagrin! This leaves two! Shogo is quickly making short work of him with his strikes, as he sets him up near the ropes for a jumping backspin kick, which would most definately send him flying outside of the ring, only for Hector to duck under, leaving Shogo crotched! Hector springboards off the second rope and lands a beautiful dropkick to the back of the head of Shogo, which lands him outside of the ring, giving Casas his big first win in the limelight!

YUSUKE at Will's Dissolve laid out a challenge for Bobo "T" Gomez, but Brad Wolf proteted to officials, claiming he should be in line for a shot at the title he lost to Bobo a few months ago. Brad, after having a few epic encounters with Bobo, a few of which fans have claimed to be the best matches they had seen anywhere in the year, has kept a low profile and has focused on his team with Lee Stone. YUSUKE on the otherhand is nothing short of a Supernova, as he exploded on the scene in Spunk Pro and scored a few upset victories over Mr. T early on in his career, and then forged a path into Pro-Wrestling WILD, as he was gaining steam in his team with Shogo Otsuka before WILD turned over. YUSUKE's temper of late has still been affecting him, but he was able to keep his calm during this bout. It was back and forth, with Wolf able to hold his own on the mat with YUSUKE, as he has a background of amatuer wrestling (from high school), as well as his Marine training. Wolf tried to keep this technical, and strayed from brawling too much, as YUSUKE tried his best to close the distance and tap him out early on, to no avail. It proved to be a stalemate until Wolf got the upperhand, hitting the Wolfhammer and stomping away in the corner, setting up for the Wolf's Bite! He charges at YUSUKE, and in an amazing spot YUSUKE catches Wolf in a Flying Triangle Lock!! Wolf struggles as YUSUKE has it locked in, but is able to roll him onto his shoulders for a quick 2-count before YUSUKE lets go of the hold! YUSUKE attempts a kneel kick, but Wolf ducks it, Wolf in the corner going for another Wolf's Bite! He charge at him -- YUSUKE sidesteps and launches himself off the ropes -- STO BOMBER!! 1!! 2!! 3!! YUSUKE WINS! YUSUKE looks taken aback, as Wolf recovers, as the next show YUSUKE gets his big break, and will challenge Bobo "T" Gomez for the Spunk Pro International Championship, a title that one of his mentors, Manakuro Marakuso made famous early in Spunk Pro history. YUSUKE and Wolf shake hands as YUSUKE bows to Wolf, and Wolf raises YUSUKE's hand.

This only spells trouble, as it brings out Sean Gabriel alongside Seamus McFadden decked out in a ref's uniform. Gabriel provokes Wolf, saying that he had to go all the way to SECW to find competition after WILD closed up, and that he got slighted by the best heavyweight they had to offer (...what?), but will get his revenge at some point, and hopefully take over SECW like he did WILD. He then adds that in the meantime he wants to demolish the best that Spunk Pro has to offer, and that tonight Brad Wolf will get to see his partner, Lee Stone, get demolished before his eyes. Stone comes out to protest, and our match is underway! Stone is able to dominate for a while, using his power to overcome Gabriel, but Sean's trickery and stiff-as-shit strikes helped him come roaring back. Wolf is on the outside as Seamus begins arguing with him, which leads for Sean to reach into his pants and pull out what looks like a roll of tape! Sean is taping his knuckles up! Stone staggers to his feet -- BIG RIGHT HAND, WITH THAT TAPE ON IT!! HE MAKES THE COVER.. 1..2...3! Gabriel cradles his title and holds it up high and celebrates like he just wrestled for 60!

The next bout saw D face off with Imago X in a heated bout that saw him take the win with a Sasorigatame after a lariat for the win. This leads us to our next bout, where per special request Johnny Jett has requested to face the T-Team in his Spunk Pro debut... Why? We have no clue, but Johnny Jett who only just debuted in RevX before they closed down has been granted his wish, and given his partner of choice against the T-Team of Lester and Mr. T. Jett in an pre-match interview (with the Jet Twins on each arm) made it clear that he has a master plan, and that Billy Hollywood has given him just the boost he needs to propel them into Superstardom, which he is all about. Jett claimed that when all was said and done, people would have a new Idol, and would no longer need the 'fraudulant' Mr. T. He claimed people would be eating Jett Cereal, hanging up posters of him and his catchphrases would be on lunchboxes. Most of this must of glided right off of Mr. T's back, except for the lunchbox comment, as Mr. T made it clear as he left for the ring that NOBODY, and he means NOBODY will take his place with the children of the nation, and that he pities DA FOOL that tries to take his spot. We were then treated to what turned into a war between the two teams, as Johnny Jett proved he had staying power, and Mr. T refused to tag out for the last 20 or so minutes of the bout, as it was just the two of them squaring off, until the time limit expired. This caused Lester to argue with Mr. T, saying that if he was tagged in, it would of been over by now. He accused Mr. T of losing his fire and letting some 'plebian' get into his head. Lester stormed off, and Mr. T turned around to a Superkick from Jett! Jett put a foot on Mr. T's chest and posed for the cameras, as Billy posed with him.

The Main Event saw Spunk putting his newly crowned Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship on the line with a man who over the past few months has proven himself not only to be a threat in tags, but has proven himself to be a strong singles competitor as well -- Alabama Dan! This match was Dan fighting for his life, as Spunk kept a reactionary approach to Dan, not knowing what he would do next. Dan kept for straight-forward brawling through most of the match, as Spunk just set up ways to foil him. It wasn't long before Dan struck a chord with Spunk and Spunk got a fire in his eyes and started really attacking Dan. It then turned into Dan fighting for survival, as Spunk was unleashing devastating strikes on Dan, downing him with a series of kicks ending in a savate, which led for Spunk heading up top and landing a devastating doublestomp to the back of the head! Spunk makes the cover.. 1....2..... 2.999999!! Dan barely gets the shoulder up! Spunk looks furious, as he argues with ref MDK. Spunk shakes his head and sends Dan off the ropes -- DAN OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A KNEELIFT! He is too tired to make the cover, though! Both men slowly up, Spunk going for a high kick -- Dan ducks it! Dan hoists him up on his shoulders!! Its time for the Go 2 Alabama!! Wait! Spunk slips over and has him in a RNC!! Dan drops down to a seated position as Spunk keeps the hold locked in... Dan looks like he is going out.. Spunk legs go, dashes off the ropes -- PK! The impact sends Dan rolled over onto his knees, which Spunk grabs him by the hair and starts peppering him with kicks to the face! He tucks him under -- JAGERBOMB! 1!! 2!! 3!! Spunk has retained the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship! Spunk drapes the title over his shoulder and does his signature pose before he leaves the ring, as Dan helps himself up and raises his hands as the fans cheer for him, and a slight chant breaks out.. WAIT! WTF?! The Russian National Anthem? Wait.. Who the... Superjew? Shakin' Tom? Some really big, fat dude? What the hell is going on?! Superjew has a mic

Superjew (forced Russian accent): "Ala-Bah-Ma Dan. Ve.. Ve are fvom moccccckdur Russia!"

Shakin' Tom and the very, very large man nod in agreement as they surround Dan, who is now backed into a corner.

Superjew (cont accent): "Deees.. Iz Shakin' Comrade.. I... Am Supercomrade.. And this..."

The giant man rushes at Dan and nails him with a huge RUSSIAN HOOK, knocking him into the corner, where he continues to pepper him with Russian Hooks, before getting him in an Iron Claw!! He pulls Dan towards the center of the ring and slams him down with an Iron Claw Bomb.. AND HE KEEPS THE IRON CLAW ON!! Superje--err, Supercomrade laughs like a (Russian) maniac, as he gets down and looks at Dan as he writhes in pain.

Supercomrade (cont accent): "An' deeees.. Is.. ARIS! Ve.. Ahr fvom muddah RUSSIA.. Een Muddah RUSSIA Iron Claws YOU! HA. HA. HA!"

At this point Hobo Joe comes out like a HOSS ON FIRE, and actually spits fire at the 'Russians' as they flee the ring, Supercomrade and Shakin' Comrade holding back the monster Aris as Dan is in the ring, bloody and in pain as Hobo Joe checks on him. Good lord, what kind of fucking shit is this.. JOIN US NEXT TIME!

1. Havok (9:40 - Black Out) Goat Banga
2. Evo-MAX Scramble Battle Royal: Travis Wilkes/DiNk/DEMOS/Fat Lip/Tom Johnson/Shogo Otsuka/Hector Casas/Jun Mochizuki
--Tom Johnson (10:29 - Rope Elimination) Jun Mochizuki
--Travis Wilkes (10:44 - Lightning Cradle) DiNk Awws10
--Fat Lip (11:59 - Rope Elimination) Tom Johnson
--Fat Lip (12:38 - Rope Elimination) Travis Wilkes
--Fat Lip (13:10 - Rope Eliminatin) DEMOS
--Hector Casas (18:21 - Rope Elimination) Fat Lip
--Hector Casas (19:21 - Rope Elimination) Shogo Otsuka
3. Winner faces Bobo: YUSUKE (20:54 - YU-Bomber) Brad Wolf
4. WILD International Championship: Sean Gabriel (C) (6:00 - Loaded Right) Lee Stone
-- Sean's V4
5. D (22:21 - Sasorigatame) Imago X
6. Team Jett (Johnny Jett/Billy Hollywood) (60:00 - Draw) The T-Team (Lester "T" Bourbon/Mr. T)
7. Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship: Spunk (C) (22:35 - Jagerbomb) Alabama Dan
-- Spunk's V1

WWA News 8.31.06 (Spunk Pro, RevX)

2006-08-31T22:08:00.000-04:00

Spunk Pro - After the Spunk Pro "Wills Dissolve" show in which young Dink was shaven bald by DEMOS after their brutal, brutal encounter, Spunk made his heroic comeback into Spunk Pro defeating the monster 001 for the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship. Manakuro Marakuso, WWA Board Member was quick to enter the ring and present the championship to its new owner. This is the second time Spunk has held the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship, and when interviewed Spunk said this reign, unlike his previous one would be a success; there would be many, many title defenses. For those who don't remember, Spunk's first reign as Spunk Pro Heavyweight Champion was quite brief, as he defeated Mr. T for the title, and lost it back to them in their next encounter.

When asked how it feels to have returned to the ring, Spunk said it felt great, especially to be performing for the Spunk Pro fans again. He was asked about his loser-leaves-town bout against D, to which he replied "The vermin that is the Ministry has left, and their influence over D is no more; we've spoken since then and mended fences." He spoke confidently as he fastened the new title around his waist. "There is no reason for me not to return," he added as he shook hands with Marakuso and posed for the cameras. It is clear that Spunk is back at his home, and is ready to take on all comers. When asked about who he'd like to defend against he batted the names of Alabama Dan, Lester "T" Bourbon as well as laid out and open challenge to anybody in the world who would like to tie up with him, as he feels ready to prove he is "the man" around Spunk Pro.

RevX - RevX looks like its over before it even got started, as financial problems have been plaguing them since the inception of the company, when Druid filed for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy and was forced to sign the company away, which it then became RevX. It has soon been discovered that the Hammer House Gym, Phil Baroni specifically is the owner of RevX, and has decided to pull the plug on the company after reporting heavy losses after the first few shows. Baroni states; "Itsa fuckin' money pit! Dem wanna-be Christ fahgs ovah-prah-douched dis shit, an' be payin' all dese guys too fuckin' much money. Fuck dis shit, I'm done." Manakuro Marakuso left the meeting having stated that this indeed shakes up the WWA community, but that RevX's promising talent shall be signed to Spunk Pro and given a chance to compete again (including the renegade Ministry X). The Ministry, Havok, Johnny Jett, Billy Hollywood, Superjew, Shakin' Tom are the notable signees to Spunk Pro. In the wake of this, Spunk Pro has decided to let go of some of its dead weight. Such talents as Asstaco, Renegayd, Niko the Destroyer, Decepticon Mask, and a few others find themselves now as freelancers, with the promise of future bookings from Spunk Pro when there is room.

Spunk Pro - Wills Dissolve

2006-08-30T23:16:00.000-04:00

Spunk Pro - Wills Dissolve (8.30.06 - Spunk Pro Arena, 1,026 fans)

Ladies and Genlethings, welcome to Spunk Pro's "Wills Dissolve" live from the Spunk Pro Arena! Huge card lined up here tonight, featuring a Double-Header Main Event! In the first Main Event we see DEMOS and Dink face off in a Mascara Contra Cabellera 2/3 falls bout, the loser either loses his Mask or his Hair. Then the second Main Event pits Spunk Pro Heavyweight Champion 001 against the number one contender for his title, Spunk! It was originally Locust Star who won the contenders tournament, but it turned out that when he unmasked, he was Spunk! So Spunk will see his return to action for the first time since Evo.R where he faced off with EWS in a bloody, brutal match to retire EWS. Our first match pits the Young Guns team of Tom Johnson and Ken Hunt against the Sexual Deviantz Pete Batfarti and Goat Banga. It was a quick-paced match with the young Tom Johnson picking up the huge win with a brainbuster on Goat Banga!

Next we saw what could be called a classic brawl between two of the best we've got in Hobo Joe, a Spunk Pro Tag Team Champion and Lee Stone. As you'd imagine, Hobo Joe brought out his wide array of weaponry for this match, including his shopping cart to carry all of it. Lee Stone played it by the books and brought the pain with his fists and slams, but in the end he was a bloody mess and couldn't overcome Hobo Joe's weapons and power, as he falls to the Shopping Cart Shuffle, for the first time -- INTO A SHOPPING CART! An unorthodox win if ever, but proved to be a brutal match.

Bobo Gomez mades another successful defense of his Spunk Pro International Championship against the former Blood.Machina, James Ray. James brought something Bobo has not faced in his long reign in somebody well trained in shoot-wrestling, a style that proved to be very unorthodox against Gomez's straight power and suplex style. But Bobo's amazing suplex skills were able to overcome the tough-as-nails James Ray. After the match Bobo applauded his opponent, but ran down the concept of shoot-wrestling, saying that his style of Bum-fighting overcomes all. Well, this brought out the ever-exubrant YUSUKE! YUSUKE faced off with Bobo and told him that he'd show him what shoot-wrestling was, and that he'd never forget it.

Speaking of YUSUKE, the next bout featured the team of VIOLENCE going head-to-head with OdZ members MAX and RUINER in what proved to be a fast-paced match. A unique pairing was MAX and YUSUKE who both have an amatuer wrestling background, and both use a lot of suplexes, with both guys throwing everything at each other. It was finally YUSUKE's STO-Bomber that put MAX down for good and picked up the victory for the VIOLENCE team. When the trainers checked out RUINER it was discovered that during the match Shogo Otsuka's Shogo MAX-Cross that was applied to him broke his arm in 2 places and that he'll require immediate surgery and will be out for a few months rehabbing it.

For the first time, a Pro-Wrestling WILD sanctioned championship will be defended on a Spunk Pro show, as Sean Gabriel, the WILD International Champion will face off with Mr. T in what should be an epic encounter. Mr. T was cost his chance to move on in the contender's tournament when Seamus McFadden distracted him and Sean rolled him up for a flash pin, with Sean making it all the way to the semi-finals before being eliminated. Since then Mr. T earned his shot at the title by thwarting Seamus, and now gets his shot! Of course, the unknown stipulation was Seamus is our guest ref! Sean and Mr. T went at it for nearly 20 minutes in what was a FUCKING CLASSIC encounter. Mr. T busted out his big moves early on, and really looked like Sean would be done by the 10 minute mark. But Sean made a big rally and brought the stiffness and the intensity. It was back and forth for a while, and it really looked like Mr. T had the upperhand when he had Sean up for the B.A.D. only for Seamus to low blow him and for Sean to roll him up into a cradle for the 3-count!

Now it is time for the Main Events of the evening.

6. Mascara Contra Cabellera: DEMOS vs Dink
7. Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship: 001 (c) vs Spunk

Dink and DEMOS faced off in a brutal hair vs mask match that went the full 3-falls. Sadly due to time restraints the match had to be clipped a bit to fit into the TV block, but the second falls are completely intact. This match was nothing short of passionate and everything you could wish for from a fued as vile as this. DEMOS, the man upon his debut in Bozac Pro roughed up the then-pregnant Martha Dumptruck, causing her to have a misscarriage was quick to capitolize on this heinous act, and dub his finishing clutch the SIDS (Sudden Infant Death Syndrome) Clutch. Due to the fact it took place during a competetion that both had signed waivers for, Martha was unable to press charges against DEMOS, and her boyfriend and the fetus's father, Dink was quick to take charge at DEMOS to regain her honor. It was an emotional fued that led to a deathmatch at Int.Des months ago with Dink picking up the win. An enraged DEMOS and his newly-formed band of Oni del Zokugai were quick to pounce upon Dink and his friends, with DEMOS eventually bringing clippers to the ring and trying to take Dink's hair. Upon Martha's return, DEMOS once again attacked her, shaving parts of her head before Dink made the save, all of this leading up to tonight's main event.

DEMOS and Dink were dead even for the first fall, with Dink using his flash pins, Jeff Hardy and John Cena moves on DEMOS, and DEMOS just brutalizing Dink every chance he got. DEMOS pulls out the win in the first fall with the SIDS Clutch, putting the Jeff Hardy follower down. The second fall was Dink's big rally, as he made his heroic comeback with his flash-pin-fu, using everything he could to put DEMOS down. The FU wouldn't do the job, but the Code Geoff did the trick, rolling DEMOS up for the 3-count and tying this one fall to one, the winner of the next fall loses their hair or mask! The third fall was nothing short of POETRY IN MOTION. DEMOS, who is usually calm and collected was panicking, tossing everything at Dink, and Dink doing everything in his power to roll DEMOS up for the fall. It was finally a shot to the nuts and the SIDS clutch to end this near-40 minute encounter, with DEMOS overcoming Dink! When it came time for DEMOS to shave Dink's head, he stopped, pissing the little guy off, who wants his head shaven! DEMOS takes Dink's flight goggles off, tosses them into the crowd and then starts working away on the poor little guy's head! As Dink's hair falls to the mat, his hair gets shorter and shorter, until there is next to nothing left and he pulls away from DEMOS. Dink walks to the back in shame, as DEMOS holds up whats left of Dink's multi-colored hair in victory!

Now it comes time for our Main Event! Spunk vs 001 in an epic encounter. 001 threw everything he had at the returning Spunk, including his array of chokeslams, lariats and power moves, but Spunk came back looking better than ever, and more focused than ever. Spunk focused on devastating his opponent with his lariats, kicks and finally caps it off with the big Jagerbomb for the 1-2-3!! NEW HERO! NEW HERO! Spunk has dethroned the giant 001 here tonight in his comeback! Spunk poses in the ring with the belt as 001 toils his way to the back... Thank you folks, see you next time -- AT SPUNK PRO WRESTLING~!

1. Tom Johnson(O)/Ken Hunt (13:22 - Brainbuster) Sexual Deviantz (Pete Batfarti/Goat Banga(X))
2. Hobo Joe (13:51 - Shopping Cart Shuffle) Lee Stone
3. Spunk Pro International Championship: Bobo Gomez (C) (11:13 - Back2Back Belly2Back) James Ray (I-Style Camp)
4. VIOLENCE (YUSUKE(O)/Shogo Otsuka) (18:14 - YU-Bomber) OdZ (RUINER/MAX(X))
5. Pro-Wrestling WILD International Championship: Sean Gabriel (C) (19:47 - Inside Cradle) Mr. T
6. Mascara Contra Cabellera: DEMOS vs Dink
--DEMOS (20:14 - SIDS Clutch) DiNK
--Dink (4:48 - Code Geoff) DEMOS
--DEMOS (7:20 - SIDS Clutch) Dink
7. Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship: Spunk (16:12 - Jagerbomb) 001 (C)
-- 001 fails in his V2
-- Spunk becomes the 7th Champion

Spunk Pro August '06 Digest -- The Build is ON

2006-08-29T16:59:00.000-04:00

Spunk Pro 8.19.06 - Spunk Pro Gym - 509 fans

Highlights from tonight's show included OdZ unveiling its newest member, Power CHUCK, who since his return from his excursion has been meandering around, it appears he has finally found a home with OdZ. They took on and out the team of Dink and Tom Johnson, with Power CHUCK debuting his new Power Driller (Tower Hacker Bomb), absolutely devastating the young Johnson and picking up the 3-count as Dink brawled with DEMOS. DEMOS once again had his clippers handy, but officials were able to stop him before he did any damage.

In the quest for tag dominance in Spunk Pro, we'll have OdZ and VIOLENCE meet up at Wills Dissolve, but before then RUINER faces off with what many have described as the future ace of Spunk Pro, YUSUKE. The pressure seems to have gotten to him lately, as he has showed signs of cracking, but will he here tonight? The action was hot and heavy, but YUSUKE got distracted by MAX at ringside, which led to a backslide by RUINER for a surprise 3-count!

The odd pairing of Sean Gabriel and James Ray proved to come up short against the polished T-Team. Mr. T and Bobo were on form here tonight, and Mr. T demands vengeance on Sean Gabriel for costing him at shot at 001 for the title in the tournament. Mr. T once again unleashed his fury upon Gabriel, leveling him with a chokeslam that forced the ref to stop the bout! Bobo and Ray had a face off which popped the fans, pumping them up for their upcoming encounter for the Spunk Pro International Championship. McFadden is attending to Sean while Mr. T grabs a mic and appeals for Sean to give him a shot at the WILD International Championship! Seamus is quick to defend the KTFO'd Sean, and Mr. T makes a wager with them, that if Seamus can defeat Mr. T, he won't get a shot, but if he does... Mr. T gets a shot at the title. Seamus, ever the hot-head accepts, and it looks like we'll have a Seamus and Mr. T showdown at our next event!

The main event for the evening saw what was just an all-out brawl between two hosses in Brad Wolf and Alabama Dan. Dan tossed everything he could at Brad, and it was finally the reverse DDT that put him down for a 3-count.

1. OdZ (DEMOS/Power CHUCK(O)) (12:04 - Power Driller) Dink/Tom Johnson(X)
2. RUINER (13:56 - Backslide) YUSUKE
3. The T-Team (Mr. T(O)/Bobo "T" Gomez) (14:40 - KO) Sean Gabriel(X)/James Ray
4. Alabama Dan (13:43 - Alabama Drop) Brad Wolf

Spunk Pro 8.26.06 - Spunk Pro Gym - 600 fans

The warm-up show to Wills Dissolve was short and sweet, as things started off with Dink challenging the latest OdZ member, Power CHUCK in what was a quickly-paced bout that saw Dink fall to the sheer power of, um, Power CHUCK. The Power Driller did the job on Dink, leaving him open to DEMOS to come in and pull out the clippers! Just as he turned them on, he looked down at Dink and shook his head, slapping him across the face with the clippers, then laying them on top of him, leaving him in a heap and sending a brutal message to the little guy!

In a match that would decide the fate of the Mr. T/Sean Gabriel match, Mr. T overcame Seamus with ease. The ref quickly tossed Sean Gabriel from ringside, and Mr. T thwarted Seamus who had his cane ready to strike. B-A-D.. 1-2-3.

Huge happenings in the main event, as YUSUKE gets the big win, first off, and second off, Locust Star was unmasked! Not by anybody else, but on his own volition he took his mask off in the heat of battle, unveiling himself to be none other than Spunk! For some reason, 001 could not compute this, and was grasping at his head in agony and left the ringside area, leaving this match a 3-on-1, with YUSUKE overcoming MAX for the tap-out. So there is no more Locust Star, but instead Spunk will be facing 001 for his shot at the championship! Spunk, whom nobody has seen in a wrestling ring since Evo.R will be facing off against 001! DRAMA!

1. Power CHUCK (11:13 - Power Driller) Dink
2. Mr. T (2:11 - B.A.D.) Seamus McFadden
3. Locust Star/YUSUKE(O)/Shogo Otsuka (24:14 - YU-Roll) 001/RUINER/MAX(X)

WWA Round-Up - 8.28.06

2006-08-28T20:09:00.000-04:00

RevX 8.20.06 - Vets Memorial Hall, 533 fans

RevX's 8.20 rally was a smaller-sized show, but proved easy to keep the fans entertained. The show opened with your usual comedy bout between the BOZAC ARMY and the jobber army, which saw Bee Man pick up a rare victory with a diving hip attack, rendering Rusty Chodes outta it. Post-Match a man in a NY Yankees mask came out and punched Druid's lights out, then beat the ever-living shit out of Bee Man until security came out to break up the disturbance. The masked man crotch chopped a lot, until he just ripped his mask off, revealing it was PHIL BARONI!! THE NY BAD ASS!! He grabbed a mic and said that he 'wudn't done' roughing up Druid. He took his company away, and now due to all of the shit he put him 'trew' he wants to 'end his puh-tetic life' right in the RevX ring! When Druid came to, he told Baroni he was on, when Baroni laughed and said at the next show they better be ready for a TAG MATCH, with Baroni having a MYSTERIOUS PARTNER.

Next the RE.V members out demanding a shot at the RevX Championship, they didn't care which one it was, that just one of them got a shot at Jesus X, who they thought was ducking them. Jesus X appeared on the screen and smiled, saying that one of them indeed would, then teased who it would be, before he chose Jun Mochizuki. Ito sighed, but patted Jun on the back, as they both headed out, leaving Gene in tow, only for out of nowhere Jesus X to tell them he had another surprise in store for the newest member, and for him to stick around. Sydal looked confused and flipped off the screen to a huge pop, only for out of nowhere Havok comes up from behind him and spikes him on his head with a half nelson suplex! Sydal was never truly able to recover and became the next victim for Havok. Havok grabbed a mic afterwards and told Jesus X he could tear through the roster all day if he had to, but that sooner or later, that title belonged to him.

More unfolded in the TAG TEAM SAGA later on, when Billy Hollywood took on Superjew. About 3 minutes into the match, Superjew went for a SPEAR~! on Hollywood, only to have his head nail the mid-section of Hollywood and for both men to go down, neither moving. Billy started to stir finally, and rolled Superjew off of him, only to stand up and pull a LARGE STEEL CODPIECE OUT OF HIS TRUNKS! HE JUST BRET HART'D SUPERJEW! Medics come out to attend to him, as Billy grabs his tag title and holds it up to a large rousing applause from the audience.

What came next was the debut of Johnny Jett, whom not much is known about other than he is a recently signed recording artist looking to hit it big. Imago X is his debut opponent, already in the ring... As the lights go out and the music starts up, and Johnny Jett walks through the curtain, wearing a fur coat and being flanked by two scantily-clad twin girls! If only Jett's in-ring performance could match up to his entrance, though, as he lasted 15 minutes against Imago X before Imago put him down with a lariat for the text-book 3-count.

This brings us to our main event, the biggest match of Mochizuki's career going for the RevX title against Jesus X, a legend already for being the longest reigning Spunk Pro champion before finally losing it to 001 just months ago. Mochizuki fought the fight of his life, throwing everything he had at the champion in hopes of scoring the upset and taking the title home. Imago and Judas came out to assist Jesus, but he turned them away, cockily implying that he didn't need any sort of help to beat Mochizuki. Jesus even taunted him for a few moments with one hand behind his back working him over with his free hand and his feet before Mochizuki was able to overcome and overwhelm him. Jesus X meant business after this, as he unleashed his signature flurry of offense upon Mochizuki before putting him down with the Sign of the X.

1. Druid/Bee Man(O) (6:12 - Flying Hip Attack -- THE STINGER) Dick Dood/Rusty Chodes(X)
2. Havok (4:10 - Blackout) Gene Sydal
3. Billy Hollywood (3:11 - KO) Superjew
4. Johnny Jett Debut: Imago X (15:08 -Lariat) Johnny Jett
5. RevX Championship: Jesus X (17:46 - Sign of the Cross) Jun Mochizuki
-- Jesus X's V2 Defense

VISUAL Fighting Productions - Spunk Pro Dojo, 332 fans

VISUAL Fighting made its return after a brief financial hiatus, now being funded by the WWA and finding itself able to run shows again. With WILD itself having a floundering women's division tonight we were able to line up a few new stars, in Aikuchi Shinjo as well as WILD Women's Champion Polly Dod! Word from the WWA is that there is even a future title defense lined up for the belt in VISUAL! We open up with one of Johnny Jett, of RevX sort of fame's valets making her in-ring debut against the monster that is Martha Dumptruck. To say Martha destroyed her is an understatement. The finish proved to be a bit odd, as Martha just tossed her down and stomped her until she couldn't take anymore and gave up.

Former WILD Women's Champion Aikuchi made her VISUAL debut against the mother of Druid in what turned out to be a lot more competitive bout than anybody would of suggested! Apparently Druid's Mom has done some more training under Phil Baroni or something, but Aikuchi still pulled through with her superior skill and made a successful debut! After the match Aikuchi went to shake her hand, when Mrs. Funkerdale spit on her and left, leaving a bad taste in the mouths of the fans, as well as Aikuchi.

Polly Dod made her debut next alongside Spunk's sister, Stacey in a match where they upset the VISUAL Rangers, who seemingly cannot catch a break no matter how hard they try. Stacey's Strangle Hold on former Champ Akino put her to sleep, as Polly simply laughed and polished her belt on the apron. Things heated up post-match between both sides as Akino and Rei were not pleased with the result, and both were clawing at Polly. This brings us into the main event, which proved to be another blow to the VISUAL Rangers, as the vet Kuroda fell to the Champ in 15 minutes to a flash pin to take it home.

1. Martha Dumptruck (8:52 -Stomp Rush) Jessi Jet
2. Aikuchi Shinjo (18:13 - Aikuchi Choke a) Mrs. Funkerdale
3. Polly Dod/Stacey Walsh(O)) (22:17 - Strangle Hold Alpha) VISUAL Rangers (Akino Hirai(X)/Rei Takada)
4. VISUAL Championship: DARK Lotus (C) (15:20 - Lotus*Latch) Michiko Kuroda
-- Lotus's V1 Defense

Huge Announcement! WWA Forms! Spunk Pro joins!

2006-08-15T22:16:00.000-04:00

Today a new governing body in professional wrestling opened up its doors, birthed from a few late night meetings by officials from different promotions across the country. The premise is to have one governing body to regulate championships and to prove as a middle-ground for cross-promotions and disputes, as well as handle talent dispersion. The board of WWA is as follows:

Herbert Plesac (Mid-Continental Wrestling Commission)
Manakuro Marakuso (Spunk Pro Offices)

For the time being, the first promotions to become fully immersed in the WWA will be Spunk Pro, RevX as well as VISUAL Fighting Productions, with many more to follow. The titles have been broken up as follows:

Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship becomes the WWA World Championship (001 - Spunk Pro)
Spunk Pro Tag Championship becomes the WWA World Tag Championship (Walking Talking Stereotypes - Spunk Pro)

Spunk Pro July '06 Digest! Plus "Wills Dissolve" card!

2006-08-13T03:26:00.000-04:00

7.14.06 - RI Indoor Sports Arena (Warwick, RI) - 1,230 fans (Super No Vacancy)

Tonight saw the finish to the Spunk Pro Contender's Tournament, as well as lots of other HOT SPUNK PRO ACTION~!! Ken Hunt opens the show with a ceremonial squash of Rusty Chodes, possibly making a new yellow spot on his tights from the impact of the spear that Hunt nailed him with. The Oni Del Zokugai once again faced off with Dink and Martha, this time the totall annihilation of Martha Dumptruck happened before Dink's prone eyes as he was handcuffed to the ropes and couldn't help. DEMOS brought clippers to the ring with him like he has in the past and began to shave Martha's head until the ring crew freed Dink who made the save on his girlfriend, who now is missing chunks of hair.

The big semi-finals for the tourney start now, as Alabama Dan pulls off a HUGE victory over WILD International Champion Sean Gabriel. Mr. T made himself clear in the crowd early on, still shook up by his loss to Gabriel, and chased Seamus to the back. It was a tough, stiff match that saw Alabama Dan bring out a new move; the Go 2 Alabama, which is a fireman's carry -> Knee to the fucking face, that floored the fans and got Gabriel down for the 3-count. Locust Star and Lester took center stage next, as the winner will go on later tonight to face Dan to see who the number one contender will be! Lester used his main event offense, but this just irked Locust Star, who proceeded to stiff the ever-living shit out of Lester. Lester kept fighting, though, as his teammates from the T-Team rallied around him at ringside. The ref finally had to stop the match after a flurry of high kicks from Locust Star leaving Lester prone on the mat, with LS driving knees into his head. This leaves us with a finals of Locust Star and Alabama Dan, the winner to face 001 for the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship!

VIOLENCE faced off with Strike Force next in a match that had the fans going wild, only for the time limit to expire on them, as the 30 minutes simply flew by. Both teams believe they should be in line for a shot at the tag titles, and after tonight many of the fans agreed that both teams deserve a shot. Wataru Araya came out and laid out an open challenge for anybody to challenge him for his title, which brought out Stuart Robinson and VD Dod, the LRI duo that terrorizes everything. Wataru stepped up to Stuart, but Stuart informed him that he couldn't make weight for the 'midget title' he held, but that VD would be glad to oblige. The challenge was set, and both men went at it. VD brawled his way to looking like he had the match won, but Araya never showed any signs of giving in. He kept working over his knee the whole match, and at the right time scores the Firehook and VD is forced to tap out! This sets the stage for the tournament finals; Locust Star vs Alabama Dan! The atmosphere is tense as both men come out, Locust Star as always, cool under the mask, while Dan knows this is one of the biggest matches of his career. Dan fought his heart out, but in the end it was a sick left-arm lariat from Locust Star that completely knocked him loopy, and the ref refused to let the match continue for his safety. Ladies and gentlemen, Locust Star vs 001 will be coming to a Spunk Pro arena near you! Dan gets to his feet and gets a rousing round of applause for fighting his best, as Marakuso comes out and thanks the fans for coming, sending them home happy.

1. Ken Hunt (2:04 - Spear) Rusty Chodes
2. OdZ (DEMOS/RUINER)(O) (14:54 - Revalations) Dink/Martha(X)
3. Semi-Final: Alabama Dan (24:07 - Go 2 Alabama) Sean Gabriel
4. Semi-Final: Locust Star (18:22 - TKO) Lester "T" Bourbon
5. VIOLENCE (YUSUKE/Shogo Otsuka(^)) (30:00 - Draw) Strike Force (Brad Wolf/Lee Stone(^))
6. Spunk Pro Junior Championship: Wataru Araya (13:35 - Firehook) VD Dod
7. Final: Locust Star (10:26 - Lariat -> KO) Alabama Dan

7.26.06 - TF Green Airport Hangar 12 (Warwick, RI) - 794 fans

The opening bout saw James Ray, Ti'en's first disciple face off with PTFO master Pete Batfarti, and score a quick and impressive 5 takedowns on Pete, giving him the easy victory over the former Olypian-Alternate Wrestler. Ray said he has a purpose for advancing on Spunk Pro, as he has been watching Bobo Gomez and demands a shot at his title. Bobo came out, and never one to back down from a fight accepts his challenge. Wataru and Wilkes took it to the young dragon team of Johnson and Hunt, with Hunt falling to a enzui->lightning cradle from Wilkes in a quick bout. DEMOS completely obliterated Martha Dumptruck in a match that she requested. He nailed the Shining Enzuiguri, followed by the Pedigree and the SIDS Clutch to put her away. After the match, he brings out the clippers again as MAX and RUINER hold her back, and proceeds to shave her head with it as she balls her eyes out, only for Dink to come out a minute too late to make the save. Dink is emotional as he tries to attack OdZ, only to be subdued. As they walk to the back, DEMOS holding Martha's multi-colored-Hardy-Boy-esque hair up, Dink grabs a microphone and challenges DEMOS; his hair vs DEMOS' mask. DEMOS laughs and agrees; MASCARA CONTRA CABALLERA COMING TO A SPUNK PRO SHOW NEAR YOU!

The T-Team wants a piece of Sean Gabriel, but Gabriel isn't exactly the most warmly welcomed guy in the back, so finding a tag partner was quite a hassle. Finally he just rounded up resident job-man Dick Doode, Dick falling to Mr. T's might rather quickly, leaving Gabriel fuming. Mr. T and Lester have a good laugh at this, as Sean proceeds to beat the ever-living shit out of Doode while McFadden eggs him on. Mr. T tells Gabriel he wants his ass in the ring at the next show, and Gabriel, worked up accepts as Seamus comes out and scolds him for being hasty, as they slink to the back. The fans get their wish, as Strike Force gets their tag shot against the WTST, but fall short in a hard-fought bout after Dan uses his new killer-tech, the Go 2 Alabama on the huge Lee Stone, proving the Walking Talking Stereotypes to be the greatest tag team we've seen in Spunk Pro in a long, long time. Our main event pitted contender Locust Star and the MYSTERIOUS DECEPTICON MASK (OMFG WHO COULD IT BE!?!?) against champion 001 and D. D once again falls to Locust Star, taking the Locust Spike and essentially being knocked out by it as he makes the easy pinfall on him. 001 seems to be going into a fit of rage, and punches a fan with emo hair in the mouth, inciting a near-riot in Warwick! It was the unlikely Locust Star who holds 001 back and calms him down, as we leave a riled up crowd more confused than ever, as our next show will have them fighting each other! WONKY!

1. I-Style: James Ray (3:45 - TKO) Pete Batfarti
2. Wataru Araya/Travis Wilkes(O) (10:06 - Lightning Cradle) Tom Johnson/Ken Hunt(X)
3. DEMOS (2:05 - SIDS Clutch) Martha Dumptruck
4. The T-Team (Mr. T(O)/Lester "T" Bourbon) (:14 - B.A.D.) Sean Gabriel/Dick Doode(X)
5. Spunk Pro Tag Championship: WTST (Alabama Dan(O)/Hobo Joe)(C) (26:55 - Go 2 Alabama) Strike Force (Brad Wolf/Lee Stone(X))
6. Locust Star(O)/Decepticon Mask (20:10 - Locust Spike) 001/D(X)

Spunk Pro - Wills Dissolve (Date REALLY FUCKING SOON!)

1. Sexual Deviantz (Pete Batfarti/Goat Banga) vs Tom Johnson/Ken Hunt
2. Lee Stone vs Hobo Joe
3. Spunk Pro International Championship: Bobo Gomez (C) vs James Ray (I-Style Camp)
4. VIOLENCE (YUSUKE/Shogo Otsuka) vs OdZ (RUINER/MAX)
5. Sean Gabriel vs Mr. T
6. Mascara Contra Cabellera: DEMOS vs Dink
7. Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship: 001 (c) vs Locust Star

Spunk Pro 7.7.06

2006-07-16T22:33:00.000-04:00

Spunk Pro - Airport Road Parking Complex - Warwick, RI - 899 fans

The night started off with Strike Force taking on the team of Rusty Chodes and Dick Doode. Wolf really took it to Chodes, not giving him an inch. Only mere moments later, Lee destroyed Chodes for the 3-count and the easy victory. OdZ did their best to derail the return of Martha Dumptruck in a huge 6-err, man(?) tag. Martha did her best to destroy the man who put her out of action for months, using the Twist of Fate to no avail. The beatdown of Martha ensued, until Martha turned the tables on OdZ with her Twist of Fat(e)~!! Dink did his best to show his love for Martha upon her return, but took his eyes off of RUINER and paid the price for it! The beatdown continued until Martha distracted the ref, and Pete slid Dink the chair, with Dink pulling an Eddie Guerrero for the DQ victory over OdZ!

In the first match of the contenders tournament Mr. T met Sean Gabriel, who was as always accompanied by Seamus McFadden. Mr. T asserted his strength immediately on Sean. It was back and forth, but Mr. T made sure to make his raw power shown, having Sean in trouble! He was setting up for the powerbomb when Seamus distracted him long enough for Sean to get the quick win over Mr. T to move on to the next round!! Sean and Seamus didn't have long to celebrate, as the T-Team ran down to the ring to back Mr. T up and they had to high-tail it to the back. Alabama Dan faced off next with the mysterious Decepticon Mask. Decepticon Mask showed charisma not seen in ages against the wiley Dan, slamming Dan with authority! The fighting was intense back and forth action, before Dan unleashed the Alabama Knee Lift on the Masked man, before using the Alabama Clutch for the 3-count, thwarting Decepticon Mask's debut. Locust Star and YUSUKE met in a stiff match, where both went tooth and nail. YUSUKE did his best to keep Locust Star grounded. Locust Star was surprisingly happy to keep on the mat with YUSUKE, eventually choking him out with a front choke sleeper. Goat Banga came out afterwards, complaining that he was forgotten and deserved to be in this tournament. He called out 001, and demanded a shot tonight, only for 001 to simply pop his head out of the curtain and stare him down. Goat Banga continued to call him out, only for 001 to point to his title and nod once before walking to the back, leaving GB looking intense, ready for his shot at the big time tonight.

Lester "T" Bourbon met up with D in the semi-main event, but still utilized Main Event Style Wrassling early on. It was a slugfest between the two, the lariat vs the Axe Bomber. Lester catches the upperhand and nails D with the Axe Bomber, but D is able to kick out just barely! They continue to brawl, neither man wanting to give an inch. D unleashing a flurry of elbows on Lester, then nailing him with a Death Valley Bomb, and catching a near fall with the moonsault press, nearly taking Lester out of this tournament. It looked up for D, as he sets up the lariat, only for Lester to duck, kick to the gut! PED-O-GREE!! Lester nails the Ped-o-Gree on D, and 1...2...3! Its over! The main event was an unlikely one, as Goat Banga challenged the monster, 001 for the Spunk Pro World Title! 001 quickly showed Goat Banga that he wants to make this quick as he presses him high over his head! In a shocking turn of events, Goat Banga shows he will not be outmatched, and does the same to the champ! This only upsets the champ, who absolutely snaps and drives Goat Banga down to the mat! After some more pummelling, he calls for the finish, gets the goozle and finishes him off with the Infinity Bomb for the 3-count in record time!

1. Strike Force (Brad Wolf/Lee Stone(O) (3:41 - Grainte Dust) Rusty Chodes(X)/Dick Doode
2. PTFO (Dink(O)/Pete/Martha) (26:56 - Chair Illusion OdZ (DEMOS(X)/RUINER/MAX)
3. Contenders Tournament: Sean Gabriel (24:47 - Inside Cradle) Mr. T
4. Contenders Tournament: Alabama Dan (14:50 - Alabama Clutch) Decepticon Mask
5. Contenders Tournament: Locust Star (19:23 - Front Choke Sleeper) YUSUKE
6. Contenders Tournament: Lester "T" Bourbon (27:21 - Ped-o-gree) D
7. Spunk Pro World Title: 001 (C) (5:14 - Infinity Bomb) Goat Banga

RevX 7.7.06

2006-07-07T22:15:00.000-04:00

RevX - Airport Parking Center - Warwick, RI - 487 fans

RevX starts things off with a squash match between VWA jobbers Roy and Dutch. The team of the hardcore sleazebags defeated them when Jimmy used the Donnie Shot on Roy for the text book 3. Druid came out next and declared that he wanted Havok, who last we saw wiped the floor with Bee Man. Well, Havok obliged and started taking it to Druid with rights and lefts. Havok's suplexes tossed Druid all around the ring, culminating with a sick half nelson Havok-Plex right into the Blackout for the immediate tap out of Druid, with Havok destroying another Bozac Pro stalwart.

Next, right on the heels of the World Cup was the debut of Mark Yellowcard, hailing from the UK taking on Power Chuck. Chuck asserted his power early on, showing Yellowcard his soccer skills weren't scaring him. Mark used a few soccer techniques to take Power Chuck off his feet. Chuck is never one to lay down, as his sheer power took Mark by surprise. Sadly for Chuck, Mark's Penalty Kick was enough to put him away for good, making Mark's debut a success. The tag contenders faced off one on one against the tag champs, with Billy Hollywood forcing Shakin' Tom to submit to his liplock! PHAQ's back neck wasn't helped much in the next match, as Superjew KO's him with a Jewhammer. The Main Event of the night saw Jesus X's Ministry face off against RE.V, with RE.V taking it to the Ministry early on, with Mochizuki taking it to Judas! The match turned into an all out war, with both teams disregarding the ref, with the brawl spilling to the outside and the ref having to having to throw the match out. It took every official in the building to seperate the two teams as they began tearing the RevX banners down in preperation for the Spunk Pro show afterwards.

1. Donnie Blood(O)/Jimmy Snotz (4:22 - Donnie Shot) Roy Courduroy(X)/Dutch Lewis
2. Havok (5:12 - Black Out) Druid
3. Mark Yellowcard (14:22 - Free Kick) Power Chuck
4. Billy Hollywood (20:20 - Liplock) Shakin' Tom
5. Superjew (14:32 - KO) PHAQ
6. Jesus X/Imago X(X)/Judas X (15:54 - Double Count Out) Mochi(X)/Ito/Sydal

7.3.06 Wide World of WILD News~!

2006-07-03T23:42:00.000-04:00

Spunk Pro

After the shocking turn of events at "The Last Temptation of Christ" with 001 being crowned the NEW Spunk Pro World Champion, with Jesus X leaving Spunk Pro for good, Spunk Pro took a minor hiatus. Shook to the very core by this betrayl, not only of Jesus X and his followers, but men like Ito, Mochizuki, Power CHUCK and others, men who were Spunk's personal trainees, Spunk Pro needed to reassemble and regroup. Spunk Pro now returns with its next tour, which will have an 8-man tournament to decide the number 1 contender for 001's World Championship. The brackets are as follows:

Locust Star
YUSUKE
Lester "T" Bourbon
D
Sean Gabriel
Mr. T
Alabama Dan
Decepticon Mask

Marakuso Manakuro also went on record as to saying that the investigation about the fire is still underway, and they are dead set on finding the criminal. He also spoke out against Jesus X and the other betrayers, and said that Spunk Pro will be better off without them. Spunk Pro will now return its focus to traditional pro-wrestling and stray from the low-brow spectacle that Jesus X brought with him.

Ti'en Yangisawa has also commented, saying that he has returned to the ring, and would like to show Spunk-Gun exactly why they are still wrestling and has formed the new VIOLENCE with Shogo and YUSUKE. YUSUKE and Shogo seemed honored to be working with Ti'en, and are ready to challenge the Walking Talking Stereotypes.

Rev X

The tentative title for the former Bozac Pro is Rev X, with Jesus X pressing that this is the new 'revolution' in pro-wrestling. He also made an open invitation to anybody who feels they are being misused and mistreated to join Rev X where they can start anew. They also plan to run head-to-head shows against Spunk Pro, and possibly invade shows. Possibly.

Pro-Wrestling WILD

After months of silence, there are rumblings of Pro-Wrestling WILD returning from the semi-annual summer hiatus.

http://www.pw-wild.com

Bozac Pro - The Last Stand?

2006-06-14T16:31:00.000-04:00

Bozac Pro

Tonight marked one of the most historic nights in Bozac Pro's history, as it was slated to be the last Bozac Pro show in history as we knew it, with Druid forced to sell the promotion to Phil Baroni after getting into legal trouble over Baroni's million dollar contract with the company. The show started off with a tear-filled promo from Druid saying he put his all into Bozac Pro, and will miss the call of the fans and all of the fun they had. This got a mixed reaction, but hey, whatever. The first bout saw the hardcore duo of Donnie Blood and Jimmy Snotz take on two local guys, Frank D and Dennis K who were decked out in Sam's Club vests and appeared to be middle-aged ex-marines. The Donnie Shot on a chair put Dennis away with ease. What was next was a debut for a man named Havok, now, why there was a debut on a final show is beyond me, but it happened. Havok basically just went out there and suplexed the shit out of Bee Man before he locked in a Cobra Hold to get Bee-Man to pass out. Needless to say, it was rather impressive.

Druid's farewell match for his promotion was set to be against the AVN Champion Pete Batfarti. Pete and Druid had the type of match you'd expect from them, until out of nowhere Jesus X hits the ring! He nails Druid with a superkick, then dropkicks Batfarti! Final Cut on Pete! 1!! 2!! 3!! Jesus X after losing the Spunk Pro Championship last week has got his redemption of sorts by winning this title... But it looks like he isn't done..

Jesus X: Tonight.. Tonight marks a new beginning.

*He pauses as the fans are still in shock over him appearing in Bozac Pro*

Jesus X: While you grieve, I celebrate. Understand that you cannot keep me down for long, and that destroying me once will do nothing. I, like a phoenix from the ashes have risen in front of all of you... Why? To resurrect and revolutionize this world. Somehow, my message was lost in Spunk Pro, Champion or not. Somehow, being in a promotion named after some egomaniac an winning a title with his name on it did very little for me and my message... Tonight, tonight is a new beginning. Tonight is a revolution.

*Imago X and Judas X are at ringside applauding him as he hoists the title over his shoulder*

Jesus X: I... I felt sort of betrayed, as D, my own brother sided with the big oaf that turned on me. I guess its just proof that blood isn't the most potent bond there is. But I wasn't happy with where I was for a while, as the deck was stacked against me at every turn. I guess... I was too revolutionary for them. Tonight is for new beginnings, as Bozac Pro is no more, RevX takes its place! Phil Baroni didn't want your money, Druid, so I, your mysterious benefactor have purchased Bozac Pro... It is mine now, and Revolution is afoot...

*A disturbance in the crowd, as they are erupting, the Ministry looking around confused as Tomohiro Ito, Jun Mochizuki and an unidentified man jump the barrier, with Ito leading the way... He grabs a mic from the announcer and confronts X*

Ito: Revolution? You know, the things coming out of your mouth seem to be a bit dry. I mean, how can you have a revolution with out RE.Volution?

*The crowd erupts as RE.V motion for the crowd to applaud*

Ito: Tonight, we proclaim that we are here to stay, to be a thorn in your side and to truly shine in a spotlight of our own. You want revolution? Well, we came to you, and tonight I want a shot at that!

*He points to the belt as Jesus X laughs*

Jesus X: You... Kid, you think you can take me?

Ito: Yeah, I think I can.

Jesus X: Fine, and your boys there can meet my pupils. Revolution? HA. More like fodder.

Things dissipate between them, with the crowd abuzz now for what has just transpired! Apparently, Bozac Pro is now RevX, with Jesus X the new owner, and RE.Volution have been the first to jump! The Physical Specimenz after a disappointing night last week squashed the shit out of two local guys in Roy and Dutch when Superjew used the Jewhammer on Dutch for the 3 after the spear. Superjew and Shakin' Tom got on the mic, claiming that last night was a fluke, and that they would dominate the world again and defend the Bozac Pro straps (or are they now the RevX straps?) against anybody who gets in their way. In pure clusterfuckery fashion this brings somebody out -- BILLY HOLLYWOOD~! Billy lays out a challenge to the both of them in the ring, as they laugh at his lack of partner (he was out with "Dangerous" Lou Hoffman, though), as he laughs back, saying he has brought somebody back from the dead to destroy them -- PHAQ! What we get is a wild brawl between both teams, until Phaq is counted out after being put through a table by a Superjew Powerbomb off the apron. We can only hope we'll see more from these two teams in the future!

The double main event saw RE.V face off against the Ministry, with RE.V debuting its newest member, Gene Sydal to take on Imago and Judas alongside Jun. It was a fast-paced, technical bout that saw Gene fall victim to the Crippler Crossface in 20 minutes. While RE.V wasn't victorious, it should be noted they put up one hell of a fight here. The main saw Jesus X defend his newly won AVN title against the man who had revolutionized the title in the past, Tomohiro Ito. This match, by all means has been called a 'career-launching' performance for Ito as he put his all into it, only falling prey to the Sign of the Cross in 15. After the match, Jesus X took the mic and said that this was only the beginning, as he threw down the AVN Championship and proclaimed himself the RevX World Champion!

1. Donnie Blood(O)/Jimmy Snotz (12:44 - Donnie Shot) Frank D/Dennis K(X)
2. Havok (2:34 - Black Out) Bee-Man
3a. AVN Championship: Pete Batfarti (C) (2:12 - No Contest) Druid
3b. AVN Championship: Jesus X (:10 - Final Cut) Pete Batfarti (C)
4a. The Physical Specimenz (Superjew(O)/Shakin' Tom) (3:22 - Jewhammer) Roy Corduroy/Dutch Lewis(X)
4b. Bozac Pro Tag Championship: The Physical Specimenz (C) (23:44 - Count Out) Billy Hollywood/PHAQ(X)
5. The Ministry (Imago X(O)/Judas X) (20:38 - Crossface) RE.V (Jun Mochizuki/Gene Sydal(X))
6. AVN Championship: Jesus X (C) (15:04 - Sign of the Cross) Tomohiro Ito

6.6.06 The Last Temptation of Christ

2006-06-12T18:39:00.000-04:00

Spunk Pro -- The Last Temptation of Christ -- 6.6.06 -- The Ryan Center (North Kingston, RI) 6,666 fans

Our show starts off to Manakuro Marakuso thanking the fans for showing up to what happened to be the biggest turnout in Spunk Pro history, at its biggest arena in history at URI's Ryan Center! Pete Batfarti is out next as he is to face off with Nickelangelo for the AVN Championship! It was a quick-paced lucharesu clinic (read: two fat dudes doing arm drags and US Indy face offs at a eye-gougingly slow pace), until the 3GreeKrew tried to interfare, only for Pete to unleash the power of his bowels upon those in the area, farting and causing the 3GK to abandon the ring, leaving Nick to get a STINKFACE~! Nickelangelo, outraged rolls out of the ring and regroups with 3GK as he eats a few slices of pizza, only to roll back in and low blow Pete. Nickelangelo goes for the pizza mist, Pete ducks! Pete with an Olympic Slam followed by a PTFO Press picks up the fall, as we have a new AVN Champion!

RE.Volution continued its assault on the top in a heated tag bout with Strike Force. Strike Force brought the goods, but RE.V were too bent on proving themselves and kicked out of everything the stronger team could throw at them. The finish came out of nowhere when Lee was going for the Granite Dust on Ito, only for Ito to roll him up for the 3-count, landing RE.V into title contention finally! Speaking of the Evo-01 tag belts, LRI successfully defended them against the team of Spunk-Gun, YUSUKE and Shogo Otsuka in an epic bout, with LRI and Spunk-Gun tossing absolutely everything at each other. Shogo and YUSUKE attempted to keep their focus on VD and isolate his arm, and to continually piss Stuart off by cutting off their tags. As per usual for LRI the match went to hell at one point, turning into a huge brawl all over the arena, but ref Haddes decided to let it stand and not count out either team, to get a final decision between the two teams. Both teams were tossing it all at each other, but the Burnerbreaker was enough to put Shogo away for the 3.

DEMOS and Dink's confrontation came next, as its been built to for months, with DEMOS taking young Tom Johnson's hair recently and attempting to shave Dink's head as well. Dink, the newly crowned FPN Heavyweight Champion came out with his title in full Cena-gear, with a pinwheel glued onto the faceplate and spinning as he pumps the title up. Dear lord, Dink thinks he is John Cena! DEMOS comes out with his clippers and the rest of OdZ in tow, only to be sent into the back. It was a wild, bloody brawl, with Dink ripping at DEMOS' mask, and DEMOS attempting to take Dink's hair from him. It looked like curtains for the champ a few times, until he scores a FU through a barbed wire table for the 3-count! The Champ is here, or something... Annnnnnd here comes OdZ! The beatdown of Dink ensues, as he is a bloody mess, grasping for his spinner belt. RUINER and MAX are holding Dink as DEMOS collects himself and pulls out the clippers! HE IS GOING TO TAKE DINK'S HAIR!! WAIT! Missle dropkick takes him down, its Wataru Araya! The Spunk Pro Jr Champ! Here comes Tom Johnson as well, and these guys have to be pulled apart here!

The next two matches seemed to be the nail in the coffin for Bozac-Gun, as Jimmy Snotz got taken to school by the Spunk Pro International Champion, Bobo "T" Gomez! A lariat here, jumping knee, backdrop, Backdrop hold was all she wrote for Snotz, as Druid looked on, furious. Druid then got on the mic to explain that without tonight's series against Spunk Pro ending in Bozac-Gun victory, Druid wouldn't have enough money to keep Bozac Pro afloat (they haven't run a show in months due to financial woes caused by Phil Baroni), and would be forced to sell Bozac Pro to Phil Baroni. He asked for compassion from Mr. T, who is known for saving youth rec centers so children can have milk and cookies constantly, but Mr. T stood fast on this. Bozac Pro was no YMCA, and Mr. T pities the fool that expects him to save Bozac Pro. What ensued next was Mr. T demolishing Bee-Man, after Lester AXE BOMBAH'd Druid's head off. B.A.D. 1.2.3.

The Locust Star and D confrontation was now, and it was a violent piece of art to say the least. Lariats, kicks, forearms and head drops; it was a match not about two professional athletes in competition as much as it was two men who wanted to destroy each other, and that is what they did for nearly 30 minutes. The finish came after a Locust Spike (Brainbuster -> Emerald Flowsion) from LS for the pinfall, with D clawing after LS as he walks away to his namesake theme. What appeared to be the final nail in the coffin for Bozac-Gun came with the WTST taking home the Spunk Pro Tag Championship, demolishing the Specimenz with Alabama Dan using the Knee Life -> Alabama Clutch to take the belts home, with Druid crumbling backstage seeing Bozac Pro get demolished 0-3 tonight. As tears stream down his cheek a white gloved hand rests on his shoulder, as he jumps, looking up startled. A laugh is heard, as a voice mutters "All hope isn't lost, I have someone who'd like to speak with you."

This leads us to why we are all here; the main event for the Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship between Jesus X, the champion and his former bodyguard, 001! 001 is apparently a man whose memory has been wiped from him and manipulated by Jesus X to do his bidding. After 001's losing streak of late, Jesus X turned on him and started bringing in some of his own trainees who err more on the technical side of the coin as opposed to the raw power side that 001 has shown. After months of humiliation, 001 pinned the Champ, setting up for this rematch for the title. Jesus X, who has held the Spunk Pro title since December 16th, 2004 when he pinned Dink for the title (after Dink pinned 001 in a 3-way with Mr. T, the then champion) will face his toughest challenge yet in a man that knows him better than anybody else, and one of the two men in the past year and a half to pin him (the other being Alabama Dan). It is no coincidence that this match takes place on this date, as many have marked this to be the end of Jesus X's title reign. Jesus X has been unusually silent since the announcement of this match, and has gone on record that he is unhappy with Spunk Pro management and how they've stacked the deck against him. 001 is angry and unable to control his temper anymore, and is hell bent on destroying his former master.

The two locked up in what was a clash of styles; power vs technique. 001 faced what seemed like endless obstacles of Ministry members Judas and Imago constantly trying to distract him, letting Jesus work 001 over, trying to finish him off early. But 001 kept fighting, and unleashing his brute strength and imposing his will. Its D! D, all banged up and bruised is making his way out now, and it looks like he has a choice to make, but he isn't... He is just observing. All hell has broken loose here, excuse the use of the word, as Judas has clocked ref MDK and all 3 are stomping the shit out of 001, with D looking on. Jesus X is calling for his brother's assistance, but he is simply standing there, frozen. Jesus X calling for them to hoist him up and set him up for the superkick! He goes for it, 001 using his sheer strength to pull them both together! Jesus X has just kicked his lackeys! He turns around and eats a chokeslam from 001! 001 with the cover!! But the ref is out! The ref is still out! 001 pulling him up and putting him into place... He covers again.. 1..........2.........2.99999!! The champ kicks out! The champ kicks out!

001 calling for the finish here, as he goozles Jesus X again, this time could be it! He hoists him up for the infinity bomb -- Frankensteiner by the champ! He just saved his ass and his title right there! 001 to his feet -- SUPERKICK! HE JUST ATE A SUPERKICK BY THE CHAMP!! 1..............2...........2.99! 001 powers out, he is still in this thing! He is calling for the Final Cut now, and this could be curtains for the challenger. He picks him up, going for it, but no! 001 tosses him off, and another chokeslam!! 001 slow to get up now, but he goozles Jesus X again, this could be it! Judas and Imago on the apron, Judas distracting the ref and Imago with a chair -- WAIT! D JUST LARIATED HIS KNEE OUT FROM UNDERNEATH HIM!! INFINITY BOMB BY 001!! 1!!!!! 2!!! 3!! NEW CHAMPION! NEW HERO! NEW HERO! All hell has broken loose at ringside! D is fighting side by side with the new champion against the Ministry, but its 3 on 2, and D is pretty badly hurt from his match! Lights go out! "Locust Star" is playing, good lord here comes Locust Star! 001 finally has Jesus X in his hands, and is holding him up by his neck over the announce table, but Locust Star places his hand on 001's shoulder, and 001 simply chokeslams him onto the ground. Locust Star, 001 and D dispose of the rest of the Ministry, as D offers his hand to Locust Star, who simply nods and walks to the back, leaving the champ with his title, D standing by him and the Ministry laid out!

1. AVN Championship: Pete Bartfarti (4:33 - PTFO Press) Nickelangelo (C)
2. #1 Contendership Evo-01 Tag: RE.Volution (Tomohiro Ito(O)/Jun Mochizuki) (19:23 - Inside Cradle) Strike Force (Brad Wolf/Lee Stone(X))
3. Evo-01 Tag: LRI (Stuart Robinson(O)/VD Dod)(C) (46:12 - Burnerbreaker) Spunk-Gun (YUSUKE/Shogo Otsuka(X))
4. Deathmatch: DiNk (15:05 - FU) DEMOS
5. Spunk Pro Int: Bobo "T" Gomez (8:15 - Flawless Backdrop Hold) Jimmy Snotz
6. T-Team (Mr. T(O)/Lester "T" Bourbon) (2:05 - B.A.D.) Bozac-Gun (Druid/Bee-Man(X))
7. Locust Star (26:45 - Locust Spike) D
8. Spunk Pro Tag: WT Stereotypes (Alabama Dan(O)/Hobo Joe)(20:23 - Alabama Knee Lift -> Alabama Clutch) Physical Speceminz (Jewberg/Tom(X))(C)
9. Spunk Pro Heavyweight: 001 (17:45 - Infinity-Bomb) Jesus X (C)

Marakuso Interviews 001

2006-05-28T01:02:00.000-04:00

*Cuts up to Manakuro Marakuso in a makeshift Spunk Pro interview zone, wearing a 'Dragon Suplex' shirt, holding a microphone as 001 stands behind him in a darkened room, 001 slumping near the corner breathing heavily*

Marakuso: This is Manakuro Marakuso alongside Spunk Pro Heavyweight contender 001. 001 is best known for being Jesus X's mysterious, monsterous enforcer, and now has defected and has set out on a mission of revenge against Jesus X. But the whole story isn't exactly clear, 001... Who exactly are you?

*He shifts a little bit, his chest puffing up and falling every few seconds, as the only sound coming from him is heavy breathing*

Marakuso: I know this is difficult, but the whole world is wondering...

*001 pulls Marakuso's hand with the mic close to his face, as he continues to breath heavily, this time into the mic*

001: I... I don't know..

*His voice comes out muffled and hoarse, making it sound like his vocal chords have been chopped to shreds and reassembled with only electrical tape and some glue*

Marakuso: Well, why are you here? Do you remember anything?

001: Jesus...

*He pauses, as he stares Marakuso in the eye from behind his mask*

001: My first memory... His voice.. Arg!

*He clutches at his head and withdraws from Marakuso, as Marakuso backs away a bit*

Marakuso: I'm sorry... I know this is difficult, we are just trying to understand.

*Marakuso puts his hand on his shoulder, as he pushes him off, exploding off the wall with rage*

001: I WANT... TO KILL HIM.. FOR MAKING ME.. WHAT I AM!!!

*He smashes his fist into the lockers next to him, putting a large dent into them, now fixing his grip on them and shaking them back and forth, tipping them over with a loud crash as Marakuso scrambles to get out of the way. 001 is smashing everything in sight now, as officials run in trying to restrain him, only for him to toss them all around like rag dolls*

Marakuso: C'mon! Stop! This isn't the way to tell your story! You are letting him win this way!

*001 drops the ring boy he was holding by the collar of his shirt, lowering his fist as the boy scrambles off, only to turn to Marakuso and grab him by the shirt, raising his fist, only for a gloved hand from behind to catch his fist as he was about to strike Marakuso. 001 turns around only to see Locust Star standing there. The two masked men stare each other down, with Locust Star pointing at Marakuso, then at 001, with 001 letting go of Marakuso, then getting toe to toe with Locust Star. Locust Star pats 001 on the shoulder, then turns his back to him and walks away, as 001 is breathing heavily, intently staring down the hallway at him walking away as Marakuso composes himself and backs away slowly*

The Last Temptation of Christ Card Announced

2006-05-22T02:44:00.000-04:00

Coming in June!

Spunk Pro -- The Last Temptation of Christ

1. AVN Championship: Pete Bartfarti vs Nickelangelo (C)

-- Pete has haunted Nickelangelo and the 3GK for what seems like ages now, taking the coveted AVN Championship off of Nickelangelo, only for Nick to win it back in a tag team match. This, my friends, shall be the rubber match between the two, except bareback, no rubbers involved.

2. #1 Contendership Evo-01 Tag: RE.Volution (Tomohiro Ito/Jun Mochizuki) vs Strike Force (Brad Wolf/Lee Stone)

-- RE.Volution is the mastermind of Tomohiro Ito. Sick of waiting on the sidelines to be booked and considered a big deal, he and his long term partner Jun Mochizuki spent time training and refining their styles before deciding to make a huge splash on Spunk Pro. Strike Force takes acception to this, as Brad Wolf was a dominant International Champion, and his partner Lee Stone has proven to be a tough bastard. Both teams want the limelight, but only one can take it.

3. Evo-01 Tag - 2/3 Falls: LRI (Stuart Robinson/VD Dod)(C) vs Spunk-Gun (YUSUKE/Shogo Otsuka)

-- LRI need no introduction. The titles themselves were won at Evo-01 over 2 years ago alongside Fat Lip as trios titles. Fat Lip soon retired from pro-wrestling and Stuart and VD decided to keep the titles, letting Fat Lip retire a champion while they still defended the belts. LRI lost the titles to Hando and Dink later on, but after Hando disappeared, LRI reclaimed the titles as their own. LRI have made a splash on Spunk Pro, with Spunk-Gun defending the honor of Spunk Pro, and wanting to give those titles a true, comfortable home.

4. Deathmatch: DiNk vs DEMOS

-- DEMOS, upon his debut put a huge beating on Martha Dumptruck, causing her unborn child to die, thus spawning one of the biggest heels in recent history. Dink's path to redemption for the death of his unborn son is a rocky road for a young, quasi-retarded Jeff Hardy fan just discovering TNA, and his ability to try to speak like a normal human being. At Int.Design DiNk pulled up a huge upset victory over DEMOS, only to upset DEMOS more to set up this deathmatch. Recently DEMOS brought clippers to the ring and cut the hair of Tom Johnson, a Young Dragon and threatened to do the same to Dink. Rumors of a Mascara Contra Caballeros match have been running around, but no official challenge has been laid down yet, but DEMOS is set to embarass Dink into retirement.

5. Spunk Pro Int: Bobo "T" Gomez (C) vs Jimmy Snotz

-- The T-Team's bruiser of a defender set to defend his title from one of Bozac Pro's invaders, Jimmy Snotz.

6. T-Team (Mr. T/Lester "T" Bourbon) vs Bozac-Gun (Druid/Bee-Man)

-- Will Lester finally be able to close the chapter of his career that has haunted him since entering Spunk Pro, putting Bozac Pro to rest? The T-Team squares off with the founders of Bozac-Gun in what should be a war.

7. Locust Star vs D

-- D at this point is a lost soul. His relationship with the Ministry seems cloudy, and this violent masked Locust Star has haunted his every step over the past few months. Will D finally be able to relax?

8. Spunk Pro Tag: Physical Speceminz (Jewberg/Tom)(C) vs WT Stereotypes (Alabama Dan/Hobo Joe)

-- Quite possibly the biggest tag match in Spunk Pro history, with the WT Stereotypes given the chance to show why they have been the most dominant and popular tag team in Spunk Pro history in hopes of regaining the titles from the PS boys, and sending them packing.

9. Spunk Pro Heavyweight: Jesus X (C) vs 001

-- 001's origins are obscured by his mask and his memory, but what is clear is that Jesus X no longer wishes for him to exist. Jesus X at the time of this defense will have held the title for 18 months straight, and with his Ministry growing with younger, more athletic prospects, his need for a large, bruiser of a bodyguard has run out. Has he finally reached his limits in challenging his ultimate creation? 001 has been able to put Jesus X away with his Infinity Bomb in a feat that only Alabama Dan has done in recent months, pinning the champion. Does 001 have his former mentor's number, or is this all an elaborate trap by Jesus X to lead to his destruction?

April Digest #2/May Digest #1

2006-05-22T02:36:00.000-04:00

I've had these results sitting here for a month. I really feel like moving on and propelling things, but don't feel like doing huge write ups for this. I'm sure if you've been following you understand the gyst of what happened in each match and what it is building to. If you don't, you are either incredibly dense or you are the dude from Memento.

4.15.06 - Warwick Musical Theater, Warwick, RI -- 803 fans

1. Goat Banga (19:34 - Banga Bomb) Nickelangelo
2. Tom Johnson (3:03 - DQ) DEMOS
3. Jun Mochizuki (13:26 - Kanrakuyoha Elbow) Crimson STORM
4. Mr. T/Bobo "T" Gomez(O) (25:19 - German Suplex Hold) Bozac-Gun (Druid/Bee Man(X))
5. Hobo Joe (3:11 - Double Count Out) SuperJew
6. 001 (5:58 - Infinty Bomb) Judas X (Debut)

5.05.06 - South Jersey Parking Lot, New Jersey - 577 fans

1. AVN Championship: 3GK (Nickelangelo(O)/Renegayd/Asstacoicus) (30:21 - Nickozuna Drop) SD (Pete Batfarti(X)/Goat Banga)/Ken Hunt
2. Jun Mochizuki (23:15 - La Magistral) Power Chuck vs Crimson STORM
3. 2/3 Falls: Wataru Araya/Travis Wilkes/DiNk vs OdZ (DEMOS/RUINER/MAX)
-- OdZ (DEMOS/RUINER/MAX(O) (23:33 - Avalanche German Suplex) Wataru(X)/Wilkes/DiNK
-- OdZ (DEMOS(O)/RUINER/MAX) (9:45 - SIDS Clutch) Wataru/Wilkes(X)/DiNk
4. Stuart Robinson (19:36 - Burnerbreaker) YUSUKE
5. Mr. T(O)/001 (20:38 - B.A.D. -> KO) Jesus X/Druid(X)

April Digest Episode #1

2006-05-15T03:28:00.000-04:00

Taped 4.2 - CCRI Knight Campus Gymnasium 1 - 645 fans

The show kicks off with the SEXUAL DEVIANTZ facing off with the 3GreeKrew, with Nickelangelo doing some annoying mic work beforehand. This match can be called the awakening of Goat Banga as he flipped out on Nick with a few chokeslams, and finished with the Banga Bomb, with added crotch thrusting for added um, insult I guess. Batfarti brings a pizza out and eats it over the fallen Nickelangelo, dropping hot pizza sauce on his face, causing him to scream out in pain. Goat Banga then started humping his face, only for Asstacoicuss to run out and make the save, with Nickelangelo screaming for REVENGE on GB, challenging him to a match at the next Spunk Pro show. The RE.Volution continued next, as Lee Stone went one on one with Tomohiro Ito in what was a HOT FIGHTING CONTEST. Lee was overpowering Ito, but Ito wouldn't stay down. Ito's offense seemed to be wearing Stone down, but nothing could do the trick. It finally took the RE.Vo Clutch (Gannosuke Clutch) to put him away for the 3.

OdZ vs Dink-Gun continued, with Dink picking up a win over DEMOS with a hurricanrana, reversing a powerbomb attempt. I guess Dink is like Kidman -- YOU CAN'T POWERBOMB HIM! DEMOS and RUINER are an incredibly tight team, totally taking Dink and the young dragon to task throughout the match, with Dink getting a few hopeful comebacks with some roll ups, but still being dominated by DEMOS. DEMOS keeps attempting to insult Dink, and brought a pair of clippers to the ring with him. He was furious after losing the match and attacked Tom Johnson after laying Dink out with a chair. RUINER held Johnson still while DEMOS shaved his head, with Dink trying to claw his way to help the youngster, only to get a shining Yakuza Kick from DEMOs. He holds Dink up by the hair and feigns like he is going to cut Dink's hair, but laughs and tosses him down, as he leaves both men in a heap in the ring.

The Bozac vs T-Team fued continued with Bobo and Mr. T taking on Druid and Jimmy Snotz. Bobo made a strong showing, pinning the Bozac Pro founder, Druid with a German Suplex after Mr. T nailed a big right hand on him. Jimmy Snotz, Bee Man and Donnie Blood then put the bootz to the T-Team before Lester "T" Bourbon ran in for the save. Lester and Bee Man exchanged words as the Bozac Army retreated, with Lester taking the mic, brother, and challenging Druid and Bee Man to a tag match. The Bozac Army wasn't done for the night, oh no, as Shakin' Tom took on Alabama Dan. One half of the tag champs vs one half of the WTST in what was a knock down, drag out hossfest of an affair. Jewberg ran a distraction leading to Tom shooting himself up with a needle and going into ROID RAGE (C) mode! This led to the Shakin' Slam -> Shakin' Splash for the 3-count.

The mysterious Locust Star made another appearance with another masked man, 001 sporting a new look, no longer in the black and white with a cross on his chest. Instead his gear was black and red, and he looked as focused as ever. Jesus X teamed with his brother, D, with the intention of taking out both nuisances in one fell swoop. Instead it turned into an all out brawl, with 001 focusing on the champ, and LS focusing on D. An absolutely brutal powerbomb puts D away, and all hell has broken loose. Imago X coming out to help Jesus and D, and another man in similar clothing is out now, and he is getting in on it! Rock Bottom by this new guy on 001! He locks in a Sasaorigatame in the middle of the ring while Imago locks in the crossface! Jesus X with a few cheapshots, and spits in the face of his former enforcer! LS is making his way to the back now as D is coming to, as he looks into his brother's eyes, with the tension between them still thick -- SUPERKICK! He just layed out his brother! Imago X has let go of 001 now, as he heads up top -- diving headbutt on D! This mystery man takes his turn now -- ROCK BOTTOM! It looks like D is either being punished, or he is being excised from the Ministry! LS stands on the ramp with his back to them, as the fans are calling for him to help D. He simply shakes his head and disappears into the backstage area as this new man hoists D over his shoulders and the Ministry walks him to the back.

1. SD (Pete Batfarti/Goat Banga(O)) (20:24 - Banga Bomb) 3GK (Nickelangelo(X)/Renegayd)
2. Tomohiro Ito (15:12 - Gannosuke (RE.Vo) Clutch) Lee Stone
3. DiNk(O)/Tom Johnson (29:56 - Dinkikanrana) OdZ (DEMOS(X)/RUINER)
4. Bobo "T" Gomez(O)/Mr. T (23:22 - German Suplex Hold) Druid(X)/Jimmy Snotz
5. Shakin' Tom (15:34 - Shakin' splash) Alabama Dan
6. Locust Star(O)/001 (15:39 - Wild Bomb) Jesus X/D(X)

BREAKING NEWS! 5.11.06

2006-05-11T05:15:00.000-04:00

5.11.06

Breaking news today that somebody has set fire to the Spunk Pro Headquarters. The fire broke out around 11:12 AM EST on the 10th of May at Spunk Pro Corporate Headquarters, located in scenic Cranston, RI.

Spunk Pro officials are unsure of the damage, as rescue workers won't allow them onto the premises until they have done a thorough investigation of what the cause of the fire is. Manakuro Marakuso was quoted as saying it was a "tragic loss" but that he was happy nobody was injured.

Officials believe it might be a case of arson, but aren't ruling out an accidental fire, as an old building like this has been known to be heavily flammable. A few Spunk Pro wrestlers were on the scene and were taken in for questioning, these names have not been released yet at this time, but we hope to have more details soon. No arrests have been made yet in the case.

On a lighter note, wrestler Pete Batfarti valiantly dashed into the building while the fire raged, as he thought he had hear screams coming from inside of the building. While Coach Batfarti found no victims, all was not gambled for nothing as he was able to liberate a ham and cheese sandwich that was wedged up against a wall, unable to free itself. The sandwich was extra toasty, Batfarti said, and went down smooth with a glass of fresh lemonade that he also liberated from inside of the burning building. Coach Batfarti was treated for minor burns and a stomach ache, but has been released from the hospital and is said to be recooperating at home.

Spunk Pro Feb/March Digest

2006-05-11T04:33:00.000-04:00

2.28 -- 18th Street Gym, NYC -- 567 fans

Nickelangelo starts off the show defending the AVN belt against Tony Rebelo in pure 3GK fashion -- run-ins, Greek trickery and pizza. After the win, the Pee Wee's Playhouse song plays and Nick spits his pizza up all over Tony as there is a commotion in the crowd, and a fat man in a pizza guy suit belly to belly suplexes a cotton candy guy, yells BANG and disappears. The second match saw the continuation of Zokugai (now officially known as Oni De Zokugai) and the Spunk Pro Junior division, led by Dink, Wilkes and Araya. Dink falls to the inverted powerbomb by RUINER and all hell breaks lose after the match.

Locust Star's singles debut was up against Jesus X's protege, Imago X. Imago put up a good fight, but Locust Star's focus and intensity destroyed him. A spinning Emerald Frosion was sick enough to do the job, it should note the song 'Locust Star' played throughout the match. Jesus X, the champ goes down for the second time since becoming champion, and once again to Alabama Dan Sommers! The Stereotypes had isolated 001 and a Shopping Cart Shuffle on the outside left him out of commision, leaving Jesus X against the WTST all alone. After the match Jesus X was furious and claimed that 001 had failed him for the last time. He was beating the shit out of 001, who simply took his beating and followed Jesus X to the back afterwards.

1. AVN Championship: Nickelangelo (C) (1:43 - Lead Pizza Pie Attack) Tony Rebelo
2. Oni De Zokugai (MAX/DEMOS/RUINER(O) (14:12 - D-79) (Dink(X)/Travis Wilkes/Wataru Araya)
3. Locust Star (5:33 - Swarm Driver) Imago X
4. Walking Talking Stereotypes (Alabama Dan(O)/Hobo Joe) (18:54 - Alabama Kneelift -> Alabama Clutch) Ministry X (Jesus X(X)/001)

3.05 - Warwick Musical Theater, Warwick, RI -- 789 fans

Another Nickelangelo classic this time against FPC troll and all around retard EDC. The Nickelangelo Open Challenge really attracts them all, huh? Nick was waiting for his celebratory pizza when a fat fan in a hat and fake beard jumped the guard rail (well, stumbled a bit, then did it) and belly to belly slammed the pizza guy, as Nickelangelo and the 3GK scrambled to the back... In fear... of a fat dude in a hat and beard, as they didn't know.... Who he was... Yeah.

Wataru Araya stepped up and challenged RUINER of OdZ, with the stipulation that if he can defeat RUINER he can get a shot at MAX. Well, he pulls off the win in what could be considered a mild upset, and all hell breaks lose in a wild brawl inside of the ring. Tomohiro Ito and Jun Mochizuki, Kanraku-Gun came out next sporting new duds with Ito taking a mic and claiming that he was sick of being considered a nobody in Spunk Pro, he was sick of not being booked due to his roots in death matches. He and Jun wanted the recognition they deserve as charter members of Spunk Pro, and they weren't leaving the ring until somebody answers their call. Well, they got what they were asking for! Brad Wolf and Lee Stone answered the call and both teams went tooth and nail, tearing down the house. Ito seems to have really concentrated his training and looks vastly better in the ring now, nailing Wolf with a Shining Wizard, setting him up for the Kanrakuyoha from Mochi for the huge win.

The Bozac Army pulls off another huge win in Spunk Pro territory, this time Jimmy Snotz pinning the International Champion, Bobo Gomez with the atomic senton splash. The Physical Specimenz demanded that they get a shot at the titles, as Snotz demanded that Gomez throws down and hands him the title. We get another Bozac/T-Team pull apart brawl before everything is settled, and it looks like we have a fued here!

The surprise of the night comes in Jesus X losing a singles match to 001. Imago X and D came out in Jesus X's corner, as 001 came out on his own, and looked a bit sluggish and apprehensive to hit the champion, and by all means his creator, Jesus X. Since Jesus X has arrived in Spunk Pro 001 has been there for him, and has been his personal assistant. 001's identity is unknown, even to himself at this point, with most believing Jesus X holding the key to his life. But all of that has changed now, as Jesus X is looking to humiliate and excommunicate 001, his premier follower. 001 brings a fight unlike we've seen from him in ages, putting his all into it. Imago X tries to run in to save him, but D holds him back, infuriating Imago and Jesus X, but keeping the match even. 001 finally puts Jesus X away with the Chokeslam -> Sitout Powerbomb, getting a decisive win over the Champion! The dissention in the Ministry is clear now, as Jesus X looks furious with D, his brother for siding with 001. D picks up the microphone and explains that he owes it to 001 after all he has done for him, with Jesus claiming he owes the brute nothing, and that the brute owes him his life, and will pay dearly for it. If D himself doesn't turn himself around, he will pay as well.

1. AVN Championship: Nickelangelo (C) (2:56 - Plasterlock) EddieDeanClassic
2. Wataru Araya (13:05 - Firebuster) RUINER
3. RE.Volution (Tomohiro Ito/Jun Mochizuki(O)) (28:13 - Kanrakuyoha Elbow) Brad Wolf(X)/Lee Stone
4. Bozac Army (Superjew/Shakin Tom/Jimmy Snotz(O)) (25:41 - Atomic Senton) T-Team (Mr. T/Lester "T" Bourbon/Bobo "T" Gomez(X))
5. 001 (18:43 - Infinity Bomb) Jesus X

3.12 -- Mickey Stevens Sports Complex, Warwick, RI -- 586 fans

Nickelangelo's open challenge is this time met by PATCHES THE HOBO! Patches spits a lot of alcohol and punches a few punches, but he cannot handle the FURY of the Plasterlock (with added sandal to the face) and passes out. Nick calls for his much-vaunted pizza when the pizza man, who happens to be obese and wearing a hat and beard smashes him over the head with the pizza, belly to belly slams him and pins him for the 3!!! NEW CHAMPION! NEW HERO!! HE TAKES OFF THE BEARD AND HAT -- ITS PETE BATFARTI! GOOD LORD WHO WOULD OF GUESSED THE ABSOLUTE MOST OBVIOUS ANSWER TO THIS RIDDLE!?!!? The Pee-Wee's Playhouse theme plays as Nickelangelo is out cold, and Pete escapes through the crowd as the 3GK invades the ring, helping their leader, covered in pizza sauce up.

Ito came out and laid out another open challenge tonight, saying he wanted to prove that he was one of the young aces of the company, and will not disappoint. At the sound of 'young ace' YUSUKE comes out and claims while he hasn't been in Spunk Pro for long, he has taken the role of the next generation ace, and will die defending it. What we got then was a treat in both men beating the shit out of each other, with Ito besting YUSUKE with a Shining Wizard! Bozac vs T-Team continued with Lester putting on a 'Big match' against Shakin' Tom. Lester fought hard and pulls off the win with the Axe Bomber, knocking Shakin' Tom loopy.

The Ministry implodes in the semi-main! Jesus X and his new follower Imago X meet Prophet D and 001 just days after 001 pinned Jesus X, clean, in a singles match. This match was seen as punishment for D and the final nail in the coffin for 001. Locust Star's music plays as the lights go dead, when the lights come back up the masked man is standing outside of the ring, pointing at D. D stares him down as Locust Star simply turns his back to him and heads to the back, D persuing, leaving 001 on his own to fend off the Champ and his glory boy. It didn't take much, but 001 was put away by the crossface from Imago after fighting both men off valiantly. 001 takes a brutal beating from both men, as he takes a Final Cut from Jesus X, a diving headbutt from Imago and is finally locked into the crossface when he passes out. Post-match the beating continues until the refs and officials come out to pull the Champ and Imago off of him, with D finally returning only to get into another argument with Jesus X and Imago X. D stays with 001 as Jesus and Imago head to the back, leaving the Ministry in disarray.

The Main Event saw a dream come true for Wataru Araya. The young pupil who has spent the past few years learning the ropes in Spunk Pro has finally captured his first singles title, and it is off the dastardly bastard, MAX. Both men put their all into it, but Wataru had the heart and fire tonight, reversing a German Suplex into a heel hook for the tapout! Shogo Otsuka came out to congratulate Araya, as did Dink and Travis Wilkes and the rest of the junior roster!

1a. AVN Championship: Nickelangelo (C) (2:13 - Plasterlock) Patches the Hobo
1b. AVN Championship: Pete Batfarti (:09 - Belly to Belly) Nickelangelo (C)
2. Tomohiro Ito (23:41 - Shining Wizard) YUSUKE
3. Lester "T" Bourbon (14:04 - Axe Bomber) Shakin Tom
4. Ministry X (Jesus X/Imago X(O)) (23:45 - Crossface) 001(X)/D
5. Spunk Pro Junior Championship: Wataru Araya (19:34 - Firehook) MAX (C)

3.20 -- RI Indoor Sports Arena, Warwick, RI -- 1,200 fans

Batfarti makes his first defense against the 3GK and does it in style with the belly to belly -> PTFO Press. The Spunk Pro Jr vs OdZ fued continues to heat up as the new Champion teams with wanderer Travis Wilkes against the strong tag team of OdZ DEMOS and RUINER and taking them over 30 in what could be considered a classic. RUINER went for the sliding kenka kick on Wilkes who ducked under it and slapped on a cross-armbar for the surprise tapout, which infuriated RUINER and DEMOS. DEMOS lays out Wilkes and was ready to attack Araya when Dink comes out and nails the Dr@g0nt0n k33k on him!!

RE.Volution strikes again, this time facing off with Spunk-Gun, as we have a young generation war unfolding before our very eyes! We have Spunk's star pupils against his forgotten pupils, with the forgotten ones showing their stuff and showing that maybe people should be paying attention to them, as they take the WILD members to the time limit, forcing Spunk-Gun to shake their hands and respect what they've accomplished. Jesus X has forced D to make a choice here tonight; The Ministry or the big beast of 001. Imago and Jesus are looking on as D apprehensively locks up with 001, who is still soft from the beating he took the other night. D looks pissed off at having to do this, but he is still going through with it. After a few minutes Jesus and Imago cannot stay still anymore and attack 001, with D not holding back and laying out Jesus X with a lariat! We have ourselves the Ministry falling apart before our very eyes!

The Main Event saw what we thought was impossible -- The two roided up bags of shit who were fired for refusing drug tests, the two jokes of wrestlers who went to Bozac Pro and motivated themselves defeated the unstoppable T-Team! It was an incredibly physical match with both teams pulling out all of the stops. The finish saw the decimation of Mr. T by the Bozac Army, with Druid distracting the ref, Donnie Blood laying out Lester and Jimmy Snotz hitting the atomic senton on Mr. T!!!! Shaking Splash by Tom, spear by Jewberg! JEWHAMMER! 1!!!!! 2!!!!! 3!!!!! Those dirty bastards just stole the Spunk Pro tag championship!

1. AVN Championship: Pete Batfarti (4:12 - PTFO Press) Renegayd
2. Wataru Araya/Travis Wilkes(O) (30:19 - jujigatame) OdZ (DEMOS/RUINER(X))
3. RE.Volution (Tomohiro Ito/Jun Mochizuki) (30:00 - Draw) Spunk-Gun (YUSUKE/Shogo Otsuka)
4. 001 (3:25 - No Contest) D
5. Spunk Pro Tag Championship: Physical Specimenz (Jewberg(O)/Shakin Tom) (23:12 - Jewhammer) T-Team (Mr. T(X)/Lester "T" Bourbon) (C)

Spunk Pro 2.20.06

2006-05-11T04:32:00.001-04:00

2.20.06 - Warwick Musical Theater, Warwick, RI -- 898 fans

1. DEMOS (11:30 - SIDS Clutch) Tom Johnson

-- DEMOS starting things off taking it to the rookie, Tom Johnson who has been teaming with Dink and Travis Wilkes against the EVIL ZOKUGAI! Tom uses all of his BOKOBOKO training, but still cannot overcome DEMOS. Post-match beatdown by ZOKUGAI, only for Dink and Wilkes to make the save! Things between these two sides are at a boiling point now!

2. AVN Championship Triple Threat: Pete Batfarti vs Nickelangelo vs Billy Hollywood (C)

Nickelangelo (10:17 - Nickozuna Drop) Billy Hollywood

-- This match was the boiling point of the two fat men and Billy Hollywood. Billy dismissed his ninja swat team, while Nick sent the 3GK to the back. Pete sent Team PTFO to the back as well, as this match will be honorable. We had some HOT ACTION throughout, with all 3 men bringing the fabricated hate. Pete and Nick went through bouts of gassing out in the early stages, with Billy beating them both down. Nick used the SICILIAN PIZZA on Pete on the outside (crowbar inside) as he went back to fight Billy. Billy was going for the Star*Maker when Nickelangelo in all of his fatness just stood there, then dropped his fat ass on Billy's neck and picks up the win!

3. Brad Wolf(O)/Lee Stone (12:35 - Vertical Reverse DDT) Bozac-Gun (Jimmy Snotz/Donnie Blood(X))

BOZAC vs SPUNK PRO!! Nothing much to see here, except the scumbags getting pinned.

4. YUSUKE (15:23 - Dragon Suplex) VD Dod

-- After the tag match from the last show, youth sensation YUSUKE took on VD Dod of LRI. VD getting the pinfall over YUSUKE last time, and this time trying to use his weapons and brawling against YUSUKE. YU fought hard, and pulled out the Dragon Suplex for the decisive victory over VD, calling for a Evo Tag Title shot!

5. Elimination Tag Spunk Pro vs Bozac-Gun: Spunk Pro Alliance (Alabama Dan/Hobo Joe/Mr. T/Bobo "T" Gomez) vs Bozac-Gun (Druid/Bee-Man/Shakin' Tom/Jewberg)
-- Mr. T (41:05 - Chokeslam -> KO) Druid
-- Jewberg (43:26 - Jewhammer) Mr. T
-- Jewberg (46:45 - Jewhammer -> KO) Hobo Joe
-- Jewberg (57:03 - Jewhammer) Alabama Dan
-- Jewberg (57:51 - Jewhammer) Bobo "T" Gomez

-- This match was HUGE! The T-Team joining forces with the Walking Talking Stereotypes to face off against the invading BOZAC-GUN TEAM! This match was beyond fucking epic, that is all I can really say. Druid got KO'd first, falling to Mr. T's chokeslam at 40+ minutes in!!

What happened next is almost unexplainable, as Jewberg pins Mr. T with a spear/jackhammer combo! From there he KO's Hobo Joe with it! Leaving two men KO'd in this match already. From here we got some tagging, but Jewberg just seemed unstoppable! A Jewhammer takes out Dan, leaving Bobo to the mercy of 3 men, before he falls to it as well. Folks -- BOZAC-GUN HAS WON! Due to the efforts of one man!

6. Lester "T" Bourbon (15:49 - No Contest) Prophet D

-- Lester taking on his third challenge from the Ministry X in D! This match was intense, with both men tossing everything out. The Lariat vs the Axe Bomber, with Lester looking like he was in control, until Jesus X comes out and distracts him! D is in control now, but Jesus X keeps involving himself... The lights go out...

Silence...

Its Locust Star! Locust Star is playing! At the same point as last time the lights come back on, with the masked man from the last show in the ring, standing there staring down D and Jesus X! And we have all 4 men brawling now, and it looks like, yes.. WE HAVE AN IMPROMPTU TAG!

7. Locust Star/Lester "T" Bourbon(O) (17:29 - Axe Bomber) Jesus X/D(X)

-- Intense bout, with Locust Star looking unstoppable and relentless. Jesus X abandoned D when Locust Star nailed him with a lariat, and was setting up for the kill, only to slip out and bail. Lester with an Axe Bomber on D for the win. The song "Locust Star" came on as LS picks up D for a brainbuster, and spins him into an Emerald Flowsion!!

He plants his foot on his chest as the lights go red, the show fading as the song fades.

Spunk Pro 2.12.06

2006-05-11T04:32:00.000-04:00

1. AVN Championship Battle Royale - First Fall to a Finish: Billy Hollywood (0:31 - Star*Maker) Asstacoicuss

-- A Battle Royale to start a show? Yeah, sure... The 3GK, Sexual Deviantz, Billy, Lou and a few others were involved. Billy had a fucking GANG OF NINJAS with him to serve as bodyguards! Asstaco just kinda sucks, and got pinned easily by Billy, as Billy runs away, still in possesion of the title. The ninjas used a smoke bomb to put off the rest of the guys in the battle royale trying to get a quick pin on Billy, as Billy made for a clean getaway.

Pete Batfarti swore revenge, as Nickelangelo snuck up on him, and hit him in the back of the head with a PIZZA PIE! It loks like Pete is KTFO, when we see that there was a LEAD PIPE in the pizza. Apparently Tonya Harding makes pizza now.

2. 001 (8:11 - oo Bomb) Ken Hunt

-- Yeah, rookie goes down to the monster.

3. ZOKUGAI (MAX/DEMOS/RUINER) (13:46 - Double DQ) DiNk/Travis Wilkes/Tom Johnson

-- A rematch from our last show, which just went down the drains, with ZOKUGAI pulling the face team all around the arena and brawling their little hearts out. DEMOS brought a doll that looked much like an aborted fetus to the ring with him, and tossed it at Dink, enraging him! Good Ref Haddes got roughed up, then Druid did, with Druid throwing this match out.

4. LRI (Stuart Robinson/VD Dod(O)) (29:15 - La Magistral) YUSUKE(X)/Shogo Otsuka

-- A non-title match, between Spunk-Gun and LRI. LRI claimed they were growin bored with Spunk Pro, and are being held down, not giving a shot at the tag belts yet. They then proceeded to run down Spunk for not even being able to compete in his own promotion. Stuart called out Spunk for a singles match, and obviously Spunk didn't show up. From here Stuart has claimed all of Spunk Pro to be invalids, until YUSUKE and Shogo Otsuka storm the ring, and we have ourselves an impromptu tag match!

LRI prove once again to be an amazing tag team, as YUSUKE and Shogo take the fight to them, but LRI proves to be crafty. Stuart clocks YUSUKE with a chair, with VD rolling him up right before the time limit expires, with LRI essentially stealing the victory!

5. Spunk Pro International Championship: Bobo "T" Gomez (25:02 - B2B B2B) Brad Wolf (C)

-- One of Spunk Pro's most anticipated rematches, with Bobo "T" taking his place in the record books, winning the International Championship! After the match, Bobo claimed this victory was for all of the held down minorities in the world. The whole racial crap not-withstanding, this was a truly great match, and Brad Wolf has nothing to be ashamed of.

6. Lester "T" Bourbon (14:06 - Pedo-gree) Imago X

-- Physical match, with Lester proving why he belongs on top, taking it to Jesus X's new henchman. Imago X did prove to be impressive, though, as he held on against the tag champ, as well as gave him a run for his money!

7. Walking Talking Stereotypes (Alabama Dan(O)/Hobo Joe) (29:09 - Corner High Knee -> Alabama Clutch) Bozac Army (Shakin' Tom/Jewberg(X))

-- A match with a ton of heat building up to it, as the reformed WTST battle the team that was fired from Spunk Pro, but came back looking for revenge! This was an insanely heated bout, as the crowd was eating right out of their hands, cheering for the WTST to overcome the evil Bozac Army. Dan lands a high knee in the corner, and follows with an Alabama Clutch for the flash pin on Super Jew, with Super Jew believing he kicked out before the 3, but Haddes keeping to his word! After the match a brawl broke out, as Super Jew and Shakin' Tom were not pleased. Tom went into a roid rage, as he beat the piss out of Haddes. Yeah. Mr. T ran in when more members of Bozac Pro started coming out there, and actually ended up helping the Stereotypes!

8. Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship: Jesus X (C) (15:24 - Backslide) Prophet D

-- This is it, the match D has been waiting for... His shot at the big one, finally! What we got was a super competitive match, with D not backing down from his brother for one instant. Both guys gave this match all they had. D finally looks like he is on a rampage, after a Death Valley Bomb on the floor, he has Jesus X reeling in the ring, he is looking for the lariat... And the lights go out!

Silence.

Just a slight hum now, followed by a slight guitar.

http://www.spunkroad.com/mp3/locuststar.mp3

The fans don't know what to think, as the song "Locust Star" plays. At 1:16 into the song (when it picks up) the lights come back on, as a figure clad in black and blue, wearing a mask stands outside of the ring, staring into the ring, pointing at D... Jesus X from behind! Backslide! 1!!! 2!! 3!! The song is still playing now, as the masked figure enters the ring, both Jesus X and D exhausted, D arguing with the ref over the count, until he notices the figure standing over him. D to his feet, as he hits a few elbows on the man, then going off the ropes, looking for the lariat, ducked! Enzuiguri on D! He picks him up in a brainbuster, and he spins him into an Emerald Frosion! And I think D is out here! Imago X came in to pull Jesus X out, as he has abandoned his brother in the ring with this... Well, monster. The figure places his foot on D's chest, and points down at him as the lights dim.

Spunk Pro 1.17.06 Newsbrief

2006-05-11T04:31:00.000-04:00

Spunk Pro 1.17.06

Welcome to Wide World of WILD Newsbrief for January the 17th, 2006. Lets cut to the chase and get right down to it, as last night Jesus X laid out his plans for Spunk Pro Wrestling, and is granting his brother, D a title shot at the next Spunk Pro show. Imago X, Jesus X's new disciple has been getting a lot of press lately, after just one match he has truly impressed audiences, and oozes of charisma. Jesus X is quoted stating that he has molded the perfect disciple now, and that in the very near future he can see Imago X overtaking 001, maybe even destroying him!

The Walking Talking Stereotypes have declared WAR on the Bozac Army, specifically the Physical Specimins after last night! They want to show why they will go down in the most dominant tag team in Spunk Pro history, and why the Steroid Boyz, as they dubbed them, will go down as two wanna-be-tough guys with the bodies, and nothing to back it up with. They also made another challenge to the T-Team, claiming after they go through the Bozac Army, they are coming for the titles, chalking the last match between the two up to them not teaming for a while.

YUSUKE and Shogo Otsuka claimed that while Spunk has been exiled from his own promotion, they will do everything in their power to keep his legacy intact. With Wataru Araya assisting them, they have declared war on the Ministry X. YUSUKE claimed that while Spunk's kickpads were too big for him to fill with as little experience as he has, but he will put absolutely everything he has into fighting in his name. Shogo claimed that he will keep his focus on Spunk Pro as he continues his approach on WILD, as Spunk Pro will always be his home. Shogo chalked his recent loss to MAX up to the laws of probability; he simply couldn't beat MAX everytime they stepped into the ring together. He has reached a peace with losing the title, and claimed he did all that he could to elevate it, and that it is somebody else's turn now, while he wants to turn his attention now to working against heavyweights in Spunk Pro, challening Brad Wolf and maybe even Jesus X!

In T-Team news, Lester "T" Bourbon was furious still, and while he made quite an example of 001, stated that his next target was Imago X, Jesus X's new glory boy. He says that while he has vested interest in the Jesus X vs D match, the outcome doesn't matter to him all too much. He knows he can defeat D, but would much rather challenge Jesus X again and destroy him. Bobo "T" Gomez spoke confidently about his upcoming title match against Brad Wolf. He said that Wolf can bring in all the back-up he wants, but when it comes time for them to face off 1 on 1, he has Wolf's moves scouted, and will suplex his boots off, then pawn them to buy gold chains. Mr. T is focused on holding onto the tag titles, and will be watching the match between Alabama Dan and Hobo Joe, and Super Jew and Shakin' Tom very closely, as the winner of that match will most likely be their next opponents. When asked about the Heavyweight Title, he claimed he has been down that road a few times, and is letting Lester have his time to shine, and will back him up 100%. But he did not altogether throw out the idea of him challenging for the title sometime in the future.

We caught up with Billy Hollywood, alongside "Dangerous" Lou Hoffman. We asked Hollywoof what he had planned next, now that he has established himself as the AVN Champion, Billy said that he will continue to defend the belt, and that just today he defended the belt against a woman jogging in the park, and rolled a videotape of him throwing the title at a woman, then rolling her up for a 3 count in the middle of the park! When asked why he hasn't appeared on recent Spunk Pro shows, he claimed that everyone was out to get him in the locker room, and that he was having problems even getting to the ring to have his match. He said him and Lou were working on getting higher security measures so he can make more appearances in public, and make more money so he can buy himself a new set of breast implants. He then said that he would be remembered as the most fighting champion in Spunk Pro history, and would even defend the title right now, as he clocked Lou with the title and covered him, counting his own pinfall!

We tried to catch up to MAX, DEMOS and RUINER, but our camera crew was attacked, and we had to flee for our own safety.

Spunk Pro 1.16.06

2006-05-11T04:30:00.000-04:00

SPUNK PRO WRESTLING~! Drawing 367 fans at the Warwick Vets Highschool in Warwick, RI.

1. Jun Mochizuki (16:20 - Kanrakuyoha Elbow) Power CHUCK

-- Power Chuck returning from an EXCURSION to god knows where, wrestling like Kensuke Sasaki. The point is, though, he looked very, very good in this match. He took his elder, Jun to the limits, which was unexpected.

2. Evo-01 Tag Championship: LRI (Stuart Robinson/VD Dod(O))(C) (35:36 - Dod Clutch) Sexual Deviantz (Pete Batfarti(X)/Goat Banga)

-- Match really went a bit longer than it had any right going, but LRI keep things incredibly watchable somehow. LRI laid down a challenge to the top tag teams in Spunk Pro, saying 'Fuck these B-team bitches, we are the best.'

After the match, Nickelangelo came out and ate an entire pizza in front of the livid Pete Batfarti after his loss. What an insult.

3. Dink(O)/Travis Wilkes/Tom Johnson (17:12 - Hurricanrana) ZOKUGAI (MAX(O)/DEMOS/RUINER)

-- Dink assembling a team of SUPERSTARS to face the newly formed team of ZOKUGAI, led by MAX. Dink with a quick roll up on MAX gets the win over the newly crowned champion, and leaves him FURIOUS. A large scale, heel beatdown followed, leaving the faces down and out.

4. Alabama Dan (11:46 - Alabama Knee Lift -> Alabama Clutch) Super Jew

-- Super Jew making his first appearance in Spunk Pro since being fired for STEROID ABUSE~! a few months back, with Shakin' Tom by his side. Dan simply overpowered him, and was able to take it home with the Alabama Knee, followed by the Alabama Clutch for the textbook 3 count! After the match, Dan celebrated as Tom came in and started going all WARRYA~! on him! Hobo Joe came out to defend his partner, and then like, all of Bozac-Gun came out, resulting in a massive pull apart. MAH GAWD! THINGS ARE HEATING UP!

5. Special Forces (Brad Wolf(O)/Lee Stone (debut)) (26:41 - Elevated Wolfhammer) The T-Team (Mr. T/Bobo "T" Gomez)

-- The debut of Wolf's partner from the marines, Lee Stone proves to be a HOSS as all 4 men tear up the ring in this tag match. Bobo, the number 1 contender for Brad's International Title made a good showing for himself, but was 'toying' with Wolf a bit too much, leading to a Sheer Drop Reverse DDT (Elevated Wolfhammer) nearly knocking him out!

6. Lester "T" Bourbon (8:24 - Axe Bomber) 001

-- Lester declared war on the Ministry, starting tonight with the biggest of them all, 001. 001 played a role in Lester's title shot, where he lost due to the entire Ministry getting involved. 001 has been on a losing streak of late, and Jesus X has shown his disapproval of this, with the animosity between him and his 'project' growing with every show. 001 has been on a massive losing streak, and this was no different... After the match, Jesus X berated him, and told him to pay attention to Imago X, the man who ran down during the title match, to see exactly what his new project is capable of, and how he has become obsolete!

7. Ministry X (Jesus X(O)/Prophet D/Imago X (debut)) (24:11 - Crucifixion of the Damned) Spunk-Gun (Shogo Otsuka/YUSUKE(X)/Wataru Araya)

-- Spunk is gone, but his army lives on, as they asked for this match to defend his honor, and vowed to continue teaming in Spunk Pro even without him present in the ring. Imago X proved to fight a lot like a younger Chris Benoit, with a vicious, yet technical style, and should be somebody to look for in the future. YUSUKE fell to the champion's Cobra Clutch Crossface, but after a valiant effort.

After the match, The Ministry stood in the ring together, and declared their dominance in Spunk Pro! Jesus X and D shook hands, claiming their title match would be at the next show at the RI Indoor Sports Arena, and would easily be the best match in Spunk Pro history. The T-Team hit the ring, as Lester apparently couldn't handle this anymore, claiming he was screwed! Lester hexed Imago, saying that his first singles match would be at the next show, and he would feel the POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNCE-UH Bomber... PERIOD.

Spunk Pro 1.12.06

2006-05-11T04:27:00.000-04:00

LIVE from the Murray Center in North Providence, RI.. Drawing a crowd of 5,331 its SPUNK.. PRO!

1. Plasterlock Challenge: Nickelangelo (:06 - Plasterlock) Some Dude

--Another blatantly planted fan is picked out of the audience. Yet another Greek food offering was made, in the form of a pizza again, except he upped the ante to TWO pizzas now, what a guy. Traditional greek pizza, hmm? This fan was kinda pudgy, as he obviously really likes pizza or something. Nickelangelo gets the PLASTERLOCK applied when RenegaYdawg throws his sandal at the guy's face, and Asstaco low blows him, making him pass out. Nickelangelo then starts chowing down on the pizza when the Pee-Wee's Playhouse theme comes on, scaring the shit out of Nickelangelo for some reason (granted, not enough to stop eating pizza).

2. DiNk/Travis Wilkes(O) (21:05 - Lightning Cradle) DEMOS/RUINER(X)

-- This whole ordeal stems from Bozac Pro, as the aborted hand of Martha Dumptruck was caused by DEMOS. Apparently DEMOS has a partner now in havoc, trying to make Dink's life a living hell (for what reason, we don't really know). But Dink's backup came in a 'prodigal son' of sorts in Travis Wilkes. Travis Wilkes was a Spunk trainee who left the gym after a few months of training to join NDP. Wilkes had a decent run in NDP, even winning a huge match at the Evo-01 event to get a IHW Junior title shot, only to be defeated in WILD soon after.

Wilkes has been working all over since then, but has now finally chosen to appear in Spunk Pro to come to the aid of the Dinkster. Wilkes made an impressive Spunk Pro debut pinning RUINER after an enzuiguri and a LiGHTNING CRADLE for the 3-count.

3. Bozac-Gun (Jimmy Snotz(O)/Donnie Blood) (18:23 - Fire Thunder Whip) Walking Talking Stereotypes (Alabama Dan(X)/Hobo Joe)

-- The debut in Spunk Pro of two of Bozac Pro's acquisitions. Two guys basically in street clothes using a lot of weapons. Imagine them facing off with Hobo Joe, whom is also a weapons whore. Nevermind Dan who is just a fucking asshole of a brawler. This was obviously a match Druid was wanking over due to the HARDCOREness of it. It is Bozac Pro tradition for every 'homegrown' guy to use a normal DDT to try to end the matches, and it never fucking works.

The Bozac Pro guys looked impressive, I guess. But there is only so far 'impressive' can take you against a world class tag team. Things were looking ugly for them, when all of a sudden SUPERJEW and SHAKIN' TOM rush through the crowd! Spear on Dan by Super Jew! Roid Rage on Joe! My god... Fiyah Sundah Bomb on Dan! 1............2............3!

4. Mr. T (10:13 - B.A.D.) YUSUKE

-- There is quite a backstory to this one. Mr. T is a man that has been with Spunk Pro from the very beginning, as the very first champion, and has always been seen as one of the biggest roadblocks in the climb to the top. YUSUKE is the prodigy from Spunk's gym, only debuted a matter of months ago and has seen more spotlight than most debuting wrestlers in Spunk Pro will see in a year. YUSUKE has proven to be a thorn in Mr. T's side, with his MAXIMUM German Suplex, pinning Mr. T upon his debut, and proving to be a thorn in his side at every turn.

T isn't looking for a simple win here, he is looking to punish this young upstart, and possibly end his career here... But then again, its Mr. FUCKING T, he is like that with everybody he faces. YUSUKE fights a never-say-die style, though, summoning the spirit of Ti'en Yangisawa and taking multiple chokeslams and kicking out. But the B.A.D. means GOOD-FUCKING-NIGHT, foo! This has proven to not be YUSUKE's weekend.

5. Spunk Pro Junior Championship: MAX (17:47 - High Bridge German Suplex Hold) Shogo Otsuka (C)

-- Shogo down! Shogo down! MAX finally pulls the big W out on Shogo, and fought like his life depended on this match. His left arm looked like it was about to fall off as it was twisted up so badly, but he kept fighting back! After the match, Shogo offered his hand to MAX, MAX took it, only to flip him around and plant him on his head with a German Suplex.

6. Loser Leaves Town Match: Prophet D (18:01 - Last Fantasy of Christ) Spunk

-- The build to this is fucking intense. Hell, you could cut the tension with a Lester "T" Bourbon brand steak knife if you so chose to do so. D and X were Spunk's premire students upon opening up his gym, only for X to splinter away due to his massive ego, leaving D as Spunk's lone successor. D and Jesus X have fueded throughout Spunk Pro's history, with D's older brother always ending up with the upperhand. Finally when D failed in his trial series, losing to Spunk, something snapped. As Spunk was fighting for the Spunk Pro title against Jesus X, D came out... The fans thought for moral support for Spunk, only for D to nail Spunk with a lariat, leading into the finish. Since then, D has followed his older brother, and foresaken his relationship with Spunk.

Tonight we see a battered and bruised Spunk from Thursday night's WILD show going against a fresh D, but Spunk knowing what is at stake here; the company that he has built up, and a young, rising star on the path of destruction. D pulled out all the stops, taking it to the air a few times to get Spunk off of his feet, as well as brawling on the outside and powerbombing him onto the exposed floor! D kept his focus on the legs of Spunk, after seeing what happened to him on Thursday night, as well as the back of the head/neck area. Spunk nailed a sick high kick at the 15 minute mark, but was too busy grasping at his leg to be able to make the cover.

When he finally does, D is able to kick-out, leading into a Gorilla Clutch! Spunk seems at his wit's end, but refuses to tap out! D looking for a lariat -- CONNECTS@! 1.........2........NO! 2.99! Spunk somehow powers out of it! D propping him up top, oh no.. Not this! Spunk trying to fight it off! D with a lariat to a propped up Spunk! He drapes him over his shoulders ---- THE LAST. FANTASY. OF CHRIST!!!! He just nailed a fucking BURNING HAMMER!! He makes the cover... 1............2............3! This one is over! Spunk has been defeated, and will be forced to leave his own promotion! Spunk is immobile at the moment, as they have to stretcher him out, as D with Jesus X by his side chuckle. X grabs a microphone and proclaims that he is now the power in Spunk Pro, with D by his side -- they are unstoppable.

D asked for a title shot, and Jesus X granted it to him, as long as he makes it through Lester tonight.

7. Spunk Pro World Championship: Jesus X(C) (21:05 -Superkick) Lester "T" Bourbon

-- This is it, the match where its all on the line. The unstoppable T-Team, featuring Lester "T" Bourbon, Mr. T and Bobo Gomez have steam-rolled the competition since their formation. Lester forming an alliance with Mr. T and rejuvinating his career and setting him on the path of destruction once again. Since then, they've won the Spunk Pro Tag titles off of Spunk and Shogo Otsuka, and Lester won a 3-way match, defeating Jesus X's little brother with a Sleeperhold to get a shot at Jesus X here tonight!

Jesus X celebrated his 1-year anniversary as the champ on December 16th, putting him in the Spunk Pro record books, and has proven to be the dominant force throughout this year in Spunk Pro. Coming seemingly out of nowhere to win the title from a battered and bruised Dink, this self-proclaimed son of god has gone from a man that people were hard-sold on, to one of the most dominant competitors in Spunk Pro history.

Tonight, Lester Bourbon proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that he is one of the toughest men in Spunk Pro today. By the 15 minute mark he had Jesus X reeling, with a series of Last Rides (the same series that put Spunk away for the Tag Titles), followed by a Pedo-gree for a kickout! He nails an Axe Bomber only for X to kick out! A big boot -- Leg Drop! AND JESUS X GETS UP! Lester looks frustrated, as he nails a double arm suplex. Uh oh, it looks like its POOOOOOOOOOUNCE-Bomber time! He bounces off the ropes -- SUPERKICK!! 1..........2.........2.99! That was close!

Lester heading up top for an elbowdrop -- AND ITS D! D with a chairshot! Lester is crotched now, and Jesus is looking for the Sign of the X from the top! AND HERE COMES MR. T! MR. T! He is brawling it out with D! Lester able to elbow Jesus X off of him, Mr. T has D down... He looks like he is going for the B.A.D... ITS 001! Lariat on T! We have pandemonium on the outside! Lester looks like he is setting up for a top rope leg drop! This would clearly be the end of this match! Wait, who the fuck is that! Somebody is out there now, short white hair and eyeliner it looks like distracting Lester! He shakes the ropes, Lester is falling towards the ring, and Jesus X is up -- HE CATCHES HIM WITH A SUPERKICK COMING OFF THE TOP!!!! 1!!!! 2!!! 3!!!! And Jesus X is still your champion, folks!

IHW -- VIOLENCE Begins -- 4.17.06

2006-04-17T12:37:00.000-04:00

IHW -- VIOLENCE Begins -- 4.17.06

Tonight marked the debut of IHW -- International Hybrid Wrestling, the brainchild of Ti'en Yangisawa. Tonight will also mark the return to the ring of Ti'en as he squares off against DiJon De Juan in the main event! Our night started off with a S-Style bout, which is stand-up only. 5 rounds, 5 minutes each. DiNk, representing Team PTFO has volunteered to take on any comers tonight, and what he got was Ronnie Dod, master of Ron Quan Doh. Dink came at him hard and fast in the first round, Ronnie getting overwhelmed and knocked down by a flurry from Dink. What we got from here was something you'd see in heavyweight boxing, where we got 5 rounds of both men hugging in the ring, afraid to hit each other. Ronnie scored a few knockdowns near the end to solidify the decision for him, but Dink kept on Ronnie throughout and had a few knockdowns of his own. Finally Ronnie got a knockdown in the 5th round that probably put him over in the judge's scorecards, and our first fight is in the books. Sadly, it sucked.

Because of the suckage of the first fight, Pete vs Martin was changed to a full on I-Style bout. Both men slugged it out, and in a shocking turn of events it wasn't Pete Batfarti that gassed out, it was Martin! Martin hits hard, but Pete's wrestling was able to counteract it for the most part. Martin showed that he had been training a little bit for this, but on the ground Pete had an upperhand. Martin gave up his back and Pete was able to slide on a Choke Sleeper for the tapout in just under 13 minutes, giving a huge win for Team PTFO. James Ray made his first appearance outside of the Blood Machina mask today as he squared off with Gago Warrior Q in what was heralded as a brilliant match. JR proved tonight that he should be considered a warrior, not a joke under a mask while Q proved that he is a multi-faceted fighter, and can hang in any style of fighting. Q worked over the arms of JR, while JR focused on the legs of Q throughout the bout. JR took the lead early on scoring a few knockdowns with his kicks. Just when it looked like the match was over for Q he launched an all-out comeback! Just when it looked like Q had it won, JR snatches his leg out of nowhere and forces Q to tapout in 19 minutes! Both men received a standing ovation after the match.

Another chapter in the MAX/Shogo fued was played out in the IHW ring, with MAX scoring the second consecutive victory over Shogo, this time in 10 minutes with a standing facelock. Shogo went after MAX's arm, but MAX's suplexes were the deciding factor in this bout. YUSUKE gets a chance to face a member of the prestigious U-File Camp from Japan, led by Kiyoshi Tamura. This proved to be quite a test for YUSUKE, as Kyosuke is a very experienced fighter, having matches in U-Style as well as many pro-wrestling companies, as well as fighting in DEEP and PRIDE. Both men are going at it tooth and nail, essentially trying to knock the other one out. The finish came when YUSUKE caught Kyosuke in a jujigatame, with the ropes nowhere in sight, and after the beating both men had taken Kyosuke was forced to submit. This was a huge win for YUSUKE, as YUSUKE went to shake Kyosuke's hand after the match, Kyosuke just stared at him and left the ring. Spunk met Team Ryder's Eddie Swan in the 6th bout. It was wrestling vs kickboxing, with Eddie trying to keep Spunk down for most of the match, but Spunk's jiu-jitsu experience, while still minor was enough to keep him from being in too much trouble. Spunk scored a few early knockdowns on Eddie, with Eddie fighting to his feet everytime. Finally a high kick from Spunk knocked Eddie down, and as hard as he struggled he couldn't answer the 10 count in time.

Now it was time for the main event, the return bout for Ti'en Yangisawa, who hasn't seen action in almost a year now after the vicious attack by OrochiGeese. Geese, as per invitation of Ti'en came out before the bout and took his seat in the front row, ready to carefully watch this match. DiJon and Ti'en make their entrances as they square off in what turned out to be a grueling match that easily won the fans over as the best match of the night. Ti'en looked on form, and hadn' lost a step, while DiJon was DiJon. Ti'en spent the match trying to submit DiJon while Jon kept Ti'en at bay with strikes. It wasn't long before DiJon scores his first knockdown on Ti'en in what turned out to be a scary moment with a right hook to the neck! Ti'en took until the 9 count to get up, and the ref attempted to stop the fight, in fear of his neck being reinjured, but Ti'en fought on. DiJon scores another few knockdowns from strikes, as Ti'en keeps fighting back. It was down to the wire, with Ti'en already down to 1 point and Ti'en has Jon locked in a jujigatame! DiJon is in the center of the ring with nowhere to go, this could be it! DiJon struggling as Ti'en tries to hold on... But Jon gets the rope break! Both men slugging it out now, but Ti'en can't go toe to toe with DiJon, and falls to a series of rights and lefts, with the ref stopping the bout. The fans give both men a standing ovation as Geese grins and simply walks out of the arena.

1. S-Style: Ronnie Dod (R5 - Split Decision) DiNk
2. I-Style: Pete Batfarti (12:44 - Choke Sleeper) Martin Fairbairn
3. I-Style: James Ray (19:09 - Rolling Hiza Juji) Gago Warrior Q
4. I-Style: MAX (10:23 - MAX Facelock) Shogo Otsuka
5. I-Style: YUSUKE (13:59 - Jujigatame) Kyosuke Sasaki (U-File Camp)
6. I-Style: Spunk (10:54 - Saikyo High Kick -> KO) Eddie Swan
7. I-Style: DiJon De Juan (18:04 - TKO) Ti'en Yangisawa

Spunk Pro Roster

2006-04-13T21:35:00.000-04:00

Spunk-Gun

Championships: Pro-Wrestling WILD Heavyweight Championship, C-CWA Heavyweight Championship (3), 3W World Championship, GWF Tag Team Championship, AVN Championship (2), Spunk Pro World Championship, Spunk Pro Tag Championship (with Shogo Otsuka)

Finisher: Jagerbomb (Wild Bomb)
Specialties: Double Stomp
Lariat
Saikyo High kick
ClimaX German Suplex

Spunk, founder of Spunk Pro and head trainer of the Spunk Pro gym leads his team of trainees; Spunk-Gun in Spunk Pro. One-time holder of the Spunk Pro Championship (formerly Terminus Championship) and creator of the AVN (Adult Video News) Championship. Former porn actor, mafia member and avid dancer, now has focused himself on the art of fighting and honor.

Championships: Spunk Pro Juniorheavyweight Championship, Spunk Pro Tag Championship (with Spunk)

Finisher: Shogo MAX-Cross (Hanging jujigatame)
Specialties: Shogo MAX Cutter (Yokosuka Cutter)
Shogo MAX I (Standing Reverse Armbar)
Shogo MAX II (Modified Oomaplata)
Uraken

Shogo Otsuka comes from Japan, with a strong background in jiu-jitsu and kickboxing. Trained originally in Japan, then came to the Spunk Pro gym to train with Spunk for a brief while before entering the EFW Dojo. Shogo graduated the EFW Dojo only to return to Spunk Pro and become the junior ace.

Finisher: Dragon Suplex
Specialties: MAXIMUM German Suplex (High Angle German)
STO Bomber
Ankle Lock
YU-Roll (Rolling Olympic Hell)

YUSUKE is the super rookie of Spunk Pro. Only debuting in September of 2005, and already being pushed and involved in major angles. Uncanny in-ring ability mixed with natural charisma led to Spunk debuting YUSUKE earlier than most of the other trainees. YUSUKE's first fued was with none other than Spunk Pro figurehead Mr. T!

Ministry X

Championships: Spunk Pro Heavyweight Championship

Finisher: Sign of the Cross (Cross Arm TF Bomb)
Superkick
Crucifixion of the Damned (Cobra Clutch Crossface)
Final Cut

Jesus X is one of Spunk's original two trainees, and current reigning Spunk Pro Champion, holding the title for well over a year now. Jesus X's rise is of epic proportions, as he and his brother D were prominent mid-carders until Jesus X weaseled his way into getting a title shot against newly crowned champion, Dink. Jesus X then unleashed his "Seven Deadly Sins" campaign on Spunk Pro, ending it by removing Spunk, his greatest threat from Spunk Pro!

Jesus X's background is a mystery, as is his twin brother's. Jesus X has some sort of mind control over his followers, and claims to be the 10th incarnation of Jesus Christ, whose purpose on earth is to make believers out of the unworthy, and warn of the upcoming apocalypse through the medium of violence.

Championships: AVN Championship

Finisher: Ballad of Fallen Angels (Western Lariat)
Specialties: Last Fantasy of Christ (Burning Hammer)
Death Valley Bomb
Prophet's Call (Gorilla Clutch)
Moonsault Press

D (now Prophet D) was Spunk's first trainee, and his hand-picked ace for Spunk Pro. The gimmick of D was Spunk's initial gimmick when he worked indies, with D himself being a huge fan, later trained with Spunk. Spunk gave him the gimmick and his blessings, only for D in 2005 to side with his mortal enemy, his brother and turn on Spunk. He became impatient, and saw Spunk as stealing his spotlight by granting himself a shot at his brother after defeating D in the trial series. D's trial series was him building himself up to finally dethrone his brother and take his place as the ace of Spunk Pro. Instead, he saw Spunk taking his place, and holding him back, leading him to defect to his brother and cost Spunk the title in his match with Jesus X. This soon led to a fued between the two, climaxing in a loser leaves town match, with D defeating his mentor finally, excising Spunk from Spunk Pro.

Finisher: Infinity Bomb (Miracle Extascy)
Specialties: Chokeslam
Wildbomb Whip
Iron Claw Bomb

There really isn't much known about 001. 001 is the pet project of Jesus X, and his first disciple. He has been used as his tool of destruction, and enforcer. Many a match has been won for Jesus X because of this monster. Its been hinted at that 001 himself doesn't know who he is, or that he even has the ability to think or feel on his own. Lately has been in a slump, which Jesus X has not been happy about.

Finisher: Crucifixion Driver (Complete Dust)
Specialties: Iconoclasm
X-face (Crippler Crossface)
Headbutts
Electric Chair Drop

Imago X is the rookie disciple of the Ministry, and Jesus X is pushing him as his answer to YUSUKE. Imago X has proven to be a sound technical wrestler with a streak of brutality.

The T-Team

The T-Team is a team of rag-tag misfits living out the A-Team dream in Spunk Pro. They are fighting for youth centers everywhere, as well as equality in the unfair work environments due to their skin color. Racism, and trying to ruin youth centers is not a good idea around the T-Team.

Championships: Spunk Pro World Championships (2), Spunk Pro Tag Championship (with Lester "T" Bourbon)

Finisher: B.A.D. [Bad Attitude Drop] (Chichibu Cement)
Specialties: T-Bagger (Ore Ga Taue)
Last Ride
Chokeslams
Boxing skills

Mr. T is, well, Mr. T. Obviously, he is not the real Mr. T, but nobody wants to actually tell him that. His backstory is foggy, but he is a monster, at well over 7 feet tall. One of the original figureheads of Spunk Pro (formerly Terminus Pro) and an incredible boxer to accent his monster skills. Went through a bout of amnesia where he believed he was Clubber Lang and then BA Baracus. When he finally came to, he formed a team with Lester Bourbon due to being held down by the man. This team was not the A-Team, oh no, it was the T-Team. The T-Team was formerly Booker T and Mr. T, but Booker T started getting booked on WWE TV again, and was forced to pull out of his indy bookings. Easily the most dominant champion in our history.

Championships: 3W World Champion, 3W Tag Champion (with Jive Mac), Spunk Pro Tag Team Champion (with Mr. T)

Finisher: Axe Bomber
Specialties: Ped-O-Gree (pedigree)
Big Boot -> Atomic Leg Drop
Pounce Bomber (Diving Tackle/Axe Bomber combo)
Main Event Sleeper

Lester "T" Bourbon is one of the most storied members of Spunk Pro. Originally coming in for a few spot appearances fueding with former 3W member Renegade, and then with Druid and his Bozac Army. Had epic fueds with Spunk in both 3W and Pro-Wrestling WILD before coming to Spunk Pro. When Lester hadn't been elevated yet, he decided to join forces with Mr. T and fight the obvious racism being used against him for being orange (a man has to keep his Hogan tan up). Large Hulk Hogan and Monty Brown fan, adopted the middle T to fit into his new role.

Championships: Spunk Pro International Championship

Finisher: B2B B2B [Back2Back Belly2Back] (double belly-to-back)
Specialties: Flawless Backdrop Hold
Flawless Backdrop
Jumping Knee

Bobo Gomez was originally a hobo.. that fought hobos. Lester and Mr. T were looking for a new enforcer when he sort of popped out of the garbage, and they instantly fell in love with him. He has now taken Spunk Pro by storm, being involved in one of 2005's top fueds with Brad Wolf.

Oni del Zokugai

Finisher: SIDS (Sudden Infant Death) Clutch (Onryo Clutch)
Specialties: Shining Kenka Kick
Sitout Powerbomb
Double Arm Facebuster
Poison Mist

DEMOS is still new on the scene, but an incredible junior force. Debuted in Bozac Pro against Dink and his girlfriend Martha Dumptruck, causes Martha to have a miscarriage in the ring using the SIDS Clutch! Was launched into rudo stardom afterwards, and formed the group dubbed by fans as Zokugai!

Championships: Spunk Pro Juniorheavyweight Championship

Finisher: MAX Lock (Just Facelock)
Dangerous German Suplex
High Bridge German Suplex Hold
Avalanche German Suplex

Amateur-turned-pro MAX was originally a tag team with Shogo Otsuka, until MAX's jealousy overcame him. MAX turned on Shogo and ever since has tried to exact his revenge on him, aligning himself with group after group, until finally capturing the gold against Shogo and aligning with DEMOS and RUINER to form Zokugai.

Finisher: R-75 (Volcanic Eruption)
Revalations (F-5)
Sliding Kenka Kick
Complete Shot

RUINER came in at the same time as DEMOS as his henchman. While still a junior is very powerful for his size, and proven to be a destructive force in his short amount of time in the Spunk Pro universe.

Walking Talking Stereotypes

Championships: Spunk Pro Tag Team Championship (with Hobo Joe) (x2)

Tag Finisher: Southern Death Drop (S2D -- Powerbomb/Neckbreaker)
Finisher: Alabama Kneelift (Takayama-style knee lift)
Specialties: Alabama Clutch (Gedo clutch)
Alabama Hangover (Rocker Drop)
Alabama Death Drop (Reverse DDT)
Deliverance Lock (Fuyuki Stretch)

Alabama Dan is one of the most accomplished wrestlers in Spunk Pro, as a part of the Walking Talking Stereotypes. Cousin of junior legend, Dink, and adopted blood brother with Hobo Joe. Alabama Dan is just an Alabama Man with an Alabama Plan, looking for mischief, anal sex and asskickery wherever he goes. Brawling, bar beating, candid photographs and being a bad ass are his forte.

Championships: Spunk Pro Tag Championship (with Alabama Dan) (x2)

Tag Finisher: S2D
Finisher: Shopping Cart Shuffle (Sliding Powerbomb Hold)
Specialties: Blowing Fire
Various Chokes
Various Headbutts
Mandible Claw

Hobo Joe is a very, very odd case. Joe took him in, as he was hungry on the streets, and both of them just caused havoc wherever they went. Together they form the most dominant team in Spunk Pro history, who briefly split but are back together, kicking ass!

Physical Speciminz

Championships: Bozac-Gun Tag Championship, Spunk Pro Tag Championship (with Shakin' Tom)

Finisher: Jewhammer (Jackhammer)
Specialties: Spear
Roll the Kosher Dice
Super Spinny Move (Turbo Drop II)

Super Jew is almost inhuman, and was driven out of Spunk Pro due to suspected steroid abuse, when he refused to take a test he was fired. Soon he got picked up by Druid to work for Bozac Pro, where him and Tom have had a good run. But they wanted revenge, and returned to Spunk Pro with more fire than before!

Championships: Bozac-Gun Tag Championship, Spunk Pro Tag Championship (with Super Jew)

Finisher: Shakin' Splash (running body press)
Shakin' Press Slam
Ulimate Warrior moves
Roid Rage (he flips out and beats the fuck out of anyone in his sight)

Shakin' Tom is a bodybuilder, who claims to be steroid free, as well as a huge Ultimate Warrior fan. Yeah, right.

Sexual Deviantz/Team PTFO

Finisher: PTFO Press (Body Press)
Olympic Slam
Super PTFO Press
Belly to Belly Suplex
Karate Moves

Pete Batfarti has a storied past, and some believe to be the father of Dink. He is the actual father of Martha Dumptruck (currently retired due to misscarriage), and convicted sex offender. Has a thing for small boys, food and tons of other things. Was on the US Olympic team for wrestling, only to not make the cut, due to Kurt Angle and Matt Ghaffari being, you know, better than him. Soon after became a gym teacher and got as fat as can be. Has recently opened up a Mixed Martial Arts school and produced his own Mexican version of TUF, and is pretty damned shady.

Finisher: Banga Bomb (Orange Crush)
Various Powerbombs
Chokeslam

Former minister from Alabama who got caught on film by Alabama Dan and Hobo Joe having sex with a goat. Whoops.

Championships: C-CWA Junior Heavyweight Championship, Spunk Pro World Championship, FPN Championship

Finisher: Code Dink
Specialties: w@nt@n b@mbE (Swanton Bomb)
FU
Twyst of F@ytE (Twist of Fate)
Sk0000000000000 boi (Jackknife Schoolboy)
STFU...n00b

What can be said about Dink? He is a young, somewhat retarded Jeff Hardy fanatic. He somehow scored an upset victory to capture the Spunk Pro World Championship in a Triple Threat over 001, then beat Mr. T in a rematch, only to be fallen by Jesus X.

Strike Force

Championships: Spunk Pro International Championship

Finisher: Wolfhammer (British Fall)
Elevated Wolfhammer (Vert Rev DDT)
Wolf's Bite (Lanzarse)
Jackhammer

Brad Wolf came in and made a splash almost instantly, taking the International Championship from dojo-master Manakuro Marakuso. Wolf dominated the mid-card until Bobo T Gomez was able to take the strap off of him.

Finisher: Granite Dust (Powerslam -> Scrapbuster)
Specialties: Scrap Buster
Powerslam
Full Nelson Slam

Lee Stone is a tough-as-nails former infantry man, who served under Brad Wolf in Desert Storm. Wolf upon needing a tag partner in Spunk Pro called upon his services, and while he hasn't made a huge impact yet, his future looks bright.